@@TRQDude How would you feel if you were Brazilian but people called you Mexican, as if you can only be a Mexican and the possibility of you being Brazilian is out of the question
@@TRQDude It takes absolutely nothing of you to just refer to people how they request/prefer that they be referred to as. It's literally just basic respect and common decency, and you toolbags act like it's the end of the world.
And to be honest, looking at his videos makes me wanna vomit. He is so disrespectful to everyone and probably copy pasted the paragraph he “wrote”. Don’t waste a second of your time on this guy.
He's back again and about soft too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!
Tbh, I do enjoy the “training” arcs of the Amiibos. I’ve only seen the re-training of Plussy; Square Root of Christ Squared and the training of Soft Diddy, but it’s fun to watch
ok so this is a weird connection but i was just watching jameskii's mountain hiking video where he said "there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity" right before someone fell to their death, and ag 4:59 alpha said the same thing before that terry fell
This is the worst necro I've ever committed But those aren't Alpha's edits. He credited the editor in the description. Just saying that for anyone watching.
ALL YOUR RESPONSES ARE WRONG green Mario and Mario have never met (one has a master sword and the other jumps.) I usually get 3rd place and in P5 Arsene sucks si most people get rid of him immediately.
One thing I love about Alpharad’s music choice is whenever I finally go to play an older game I’ve wanted to play (I beat persona 4 golden not long ago) I start to recognize more and more of his music choice from those games, and just feel something satisfying about finally figuring out where the song came from and how fitting it is
"You guys don't have to suffer through that, cause we are just gonna edit" I expected some red comic sans to just type "No" at the middle of the screen, then saw i was on Alpharad channel and not Plus.
0:40 “You know how boring that would be?” And then Plussy the Game N Watch enlightened us how beautiful the journey could possibly be. Speaking of Alpharad Plus, you know you’ve watched too much of that when it feels off to hear Jo Sniffy say “we’re gonna edit the video”.
Soft diddy is the embodiment of "monkey see, monkey do." He doesn't understand what he's doing, he only understands that it works.
Bloody hell, you made me spit out my coffee, that was hilarious!
Bloody hell, I too spat out my coffee!
Thanks for sharing!
that is exactly what he is.
More funny than the I internet funny man
"You're sitting alone in your room, watching someone else watch a 13 dollar toy."
...I feel called out.
Yeah cuz that's exactly what happened. To all of us.
Yup
I mean.... He's not wrong...
i feel the same
depressed
Why does he costs 25 dollars here in Holland???
"He's back to being a very flaccid diddy kong" I dislike that sentence
0:35 btw
Whatever
grrrrr
Booyah!
Big dude is now tiny man
i love how whenever alpha said “Donkey kong” he apologized and said “Hard DK” as if he had misgendered him
that's deadnaming
Konkey Dong
@@TRQDude
How would you feel if you were Brazilian but people called you Mexican, as if you can only be a Mexican and the possibility of you being Brazilian is out of the question
@@chaseva9685 that guy probably wouldn't care. It's like if someone called me French, when I'm actually Haitian.
@@TRQDude It takes absolutely nothing of you to just refer to people how they request/prefer that they be referred to as. It's literally just basic respect and common decency, and you toolbags act like it's the end of the world.
Soft Diddy is that one side character that keeps on having a idiotic importance to the plot
so basically Big the Cat in Sonic Adventure
Yes
So Finn from Star wars
So Jar-Jar Binks?
Arya Choudhury polnareff best boi
"I just had Arsene and I was bored"
Every Joker player ever
I plead guilty as charged
How about win a game without Arsène
I get the feeling that Soft Diddy is just gonna be another Gohan.
He starts cool but ends up being another side character.
I know the feeling
Don't worry, he'll beat Perfect K-Rool by the end of the arc
😪
@@samhyman3246 but I mean after that he is just gonna be punching fodder until he almost 3 stocks the enemy then out of no where drops the whole match
true also why did i get so happy when i heard snatchers theme
"Thing is I didn't, I just had Arsene and I was bored" - every joker main.
So when are we gonna get a “Firm K Rool” amiibo
A K Rool amiibo? Do you think he's bill gates or something?
Supple K-Rool
Tender K Rool
KinK Rools
@@Lucien_M Kinky Roole
I could've gone my whole life without hearing the words, "well now he's back to being a very flaccid diddy kong".
“Tell him yourself, Gyro”
Gyro dies
@@nathanoncocothammapala6300 its not even that big of a spoil
@@dubiouslittlecreature908 Thanks Obama
It’s the redemption ark where DK trains Diddy to be his successor
Whatever
Diddy is his nephew, actually.
Though does that mean DK has a brother...Hm...
Grrrr
Why does Hard DK need to be redeemed
Funny banana
I love how the training montage is full of official stages and then...
Aqua's ass
Nice
Nintendo systems don't see it's a dong so they say it's good 👌
Lmao
@B Chu Idk, try fishing for it in "Stagebuilder was a mistake" videos
Exactly official stages
"Soft Diddy" sounds like a music genre that's like hip hop meets reggae meets jazz, or a donkey kong fanfiction (that's totally not erotic)
Idk man lets create the soft diddy music genre
Diddy:D-DADDY KONG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??!!
DK: imma turn you hard like me, “soft diddy”
@@codevenus174 *what*
@@codevenus174 Stop
*Yessir* *UWU*
Please be silent forever
So weird hearing Jo say “we’re gonna edit” and then edits actually happen
I see you’re a fellow plussy
I wasn't expecting it at all
Thanks for sharing!
Whatever.
@@deebee.1542 Oh shit this is the main channel, I just noticed
First: Hard DK
Then: Soft Diddy
The world needs Half Chub K Rool
Mid K Rool
John Butler 3rd Line of Comment:
Now we have the BIGGEST BOI we have ever seen.
“He starts off hard, and it just goes down after awhile.” -Jacob Rabon IV, 2020
AxxL stfu
Axxl is like JayStation with 1 iq mixed with all of the worst things from TikToc
And to be honest, looking at his videos makes me wanna vomit. He is so disrespectful to everyone and probably copy pasted the paragraph he “wrote”. Don’t waste a second of your time on this guy.
BurntToazter Games preach my brother
@@AxxLAfriku wtf m8
You even taught him the ways of Aqua’s Ass. Truly legendary.
I really need the code to that stage.
Taught*
@@Coolmancary shut up youtube comment melvin
@Coolmancy Grr
The legendary *T H I C C* useless "godess gurl"
Dk: you’ve always been a disappointment to me
Diddy: I know
You need your honour back Zuko
That's rough buddy
That’s rough buddy.
That’s rough buddy.
That's rough buddy
“In a world, where Hard DK lost the last amiibo tournament, he then debated hanging...”
OH GOD NO
“...up the tie...”
Oh ok
"
Derpy Mule I gently open the door.
“Har-“
@@richardgibson8403 jesus christ, if I ever saw Hard DK hanging like sayori, I would start throwing up.
Hanging up the tie for the turtleneck
he debated turtlenecking
"Hard dk trains soft diddy"
'Soft diddy beats fans'
Hard dk:I'm so proud of my son
"Joker, how are you going to play without Arsene?"
"Well if I can just cheat with guns..."
Sounds like a persona mementos contract actually
Lmfao
Whatever
He's back again and about soft too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
thanks for sharing!
Huh!
SD! Soft Did dy!
*starts beat boxing*
Wrong channel, but grrr
Stand:
「Hard DK」
Stand master:
「Soft Diddy」
must be the work of an enemy stand
@pyro satoor if you think jojokes are unfunny on ALPHARAD (who brings up jojo almost in every video) then you shouldnt be watching alpharad lmao
Stand: Melon
Stand User: Fruit salad
pyro satoor I mean JohnCr does have a point lmao
@@Jarvis_2077 Well I mean he kinda does but the point is so shit it might as well never been said.
7:19 "he's the most toxic"
Plussy Square Root of Christ Squared wants to down smash that
That saiyan guy nice one mate
“Please save me with nair.”
*Down airs*
“Thank you.”
“How’d you know he was going to nair?”
"using 13$ dollar toys for views"
- Albert Eistein
he thinks these videos are brilliant
steal ur memez that is Ryan's videos in a nutshell probably.
Thanks for sharing!
“I really don’t like the name soft diddy”
Me neither dude me neither
Hard DK sounds weird too, but he has become such an iconic amiibo so it’s not that weird anymore
Thanks for sharing!
PURPL3X wrong channel
Same, I don't like it.
UwU soft diddy
Original: Soft Diddy
Localization: *Tender Diddy*
I hate the fact that I know exactly what you're referencing
@@snasnu.tdealer9611 I know exactly what to say, but I'll let someone else do it.
@@paperluigi6132 It's like a burning sunshine
I hate you and this reply section. Take my likes and get the hell out.
@@aighnui4270 VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL
"A new prodigy: Soft Diddy"
**loses the next minute**
Breaking: Two Men of Science Prove Why the Human Race Deserves to be Overthrown By Sentient A.I. via Flaccid Folk-Song
Tbh, I do enjoy the “training” arcs of the Amiibos. I’ve only seen the re-training of Plussy; Square Root of Christ Squared and the training of Soft Diddy, but it’s fun to watch
plussy's name is equivalent to plussy; absolute value of christ fun fact
@@coriae
*²*
"HARD DK"
"SOFT DIDDY"
Next up we have....
"MEDIUM KROOL"
Underrated that’s actually amazing
wow
Semi Krool
Hear me out, “FIRM KROOL”
No it should be Aldente
Every time you say “Soft Diddy”, a part of me shrivels up and dies.
Like how Diddy shrivels up in the winter
Grr
What part Tibli ;)
Then Alpha has succeeded in his goals :V
Shriveled Diddy
When joker amiibo comes out ask MKLeo to train him into "Smooth Joker"
_Smooth_ _Joker._
Its almost time
October will be here soon boys. Then, the wait will be over..
I agree with everything except the name.
@@yxria7712 *flaccid joker*
ok so this is a weird connection but i was just watching jameskii's mountain hiking video where he said "there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity" right before someone fell to their death, and ag 4:59 alpha said the same thing before that terry fell
1:30 I’m so glad that Hard DK getting spiked by Soft Diddy is in the montage
Implying that "Soft Diddy" is the opposite of "Hard DK", rather than "Easy Diddy"...
Thanks for sharing!
grrr
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
You know we all thought of it that way at some point
Please , or alpharads wife is gonna understand it in another way
Yes, soft diddy.
Edit: Jesus christ I wasnt expecting this to blow up.
I don't like that he says soft diddy
ZeRo:
*Y e s .*
Thanks for sharing!
Soft Diddy
Warm Diddy
Yes
I like my diddys soft.
10:15 "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance..... *BUT NOT FOR ME*"
“He starts off hard and then it goes down after a while”
Morning wood, gotcha
8:06
-Alpha "Ya I don't think hard diddy
won this game."
-Me "No No No its SOFT diddy not HARD diddy!"
"Hang up the tie" has more than one implication
Oh... OH
Oh...
Oh boy...
turtle neck
“I miss not depressed you”-some guy on Twitter
Nope
NANI?!
Plus
Plussy moment
Grr
“Hello and I’m soft daddy here with neutral air-lines
When the auto correct hits
Dr Rycon It’s edited. I think he knew EXACTLY what he was doing
Can we take a second to appreciate alphas editing in the beginning? It was the most entertaining set of smash clips I've seen in a while.
This is the worst necro I've ever committed
But those aren't Alpha's edits. He credited the editor in the description. Just saying that for anyone watching.
We all know that Hard Dk never lost, he just stayed home because he wanted to be a responsible citizen.
He lost plenty of times
I'm so glad someone remembers Blinded by Light/FFXIII. One of my favorite FF games. 9:32
That intro brought tears to my eyes, so beautiful. And I’m really happy that you’re doing a Diddy amiibo video!
Samswize I really hope you’re being sarcastic
PiCkLe Boi About what? The intro or Diddy?
Immediate thoughts after reading title:
“Oh Alpha... You’re so rad.”
Ah the classic move "bounce off Aqua's ass", gets me every time
Heh heh, "Soft Diddy"
It's funny because it's like a flacid male genetalia. I like this joke
Whatever
Thanks for sharing
So is hard dk
@@randomblabber4807 Heh heh "Hard DK" I get it now
Grr
Holy shit that’s some editing skill at the beginning.
I want to see Hard DK and Soft Diddy together in doubles.
calling the amiibo “Soft diddy” has aged like milk after the whole p diddy situation
Bouta comment that😂😂
7:17 Appreciate the Sonic Mania Press Garden Zone Remix in the background
What would Dixie Kong's title be?
Normal Dixie?
*MOIST DIXIE*
Stiff dixie.
@@frappo3582 I busted out irl. This is perfectXD
Neutered
Quinhala Thick Dixie
"it starts hards and goes down after awhile"
Fio in the other room: you finally got it to go hard!!
“Name a more iconic duo”
Me:
Mario & Green Mario
Me and 2nd place
Joker and arsene
ALL YOUR RESPONSES ARE WRONG green Mario and Mario have never met (one has a master sword and the other jumps.) I usually get 3rd place and in P5 Arsene sucks si most people get rid of him immediately.
"A man beats his son for 10 minutes and 39 seconds"
Alpha: "Hes gonna drown out there!"
Soft Diddy: **Explodes**
Alpha: "Thank you."
Put the entire recording session on Alpharad Plus. We'll watch it.
Whatever
Thanks for sharing
Grrrr
I hate that you suggest this.
I also hate that I would absolutely watch that.
Jo: "I don't think anyone is erect right now."
*Zero Suit Samus on screen
The Jungle Drapes one
*Shulk VS Inkling Flashbacks*
Hearing Joe say "We're just gonna edit" then theres actually editing was mindblowing.
The editing was on point, good job
Welp I never thought that I would spend over 10 minutes of two people talking about dongs
You haven’t, cause you posted this comment before the video was 10 mins old
Thanks for sharing!
ShedinYavi lmao you’re right
Grrr
I realized this wasn’t Alpharad plus, when I saw editing
So early that my Diddy's feelin soft.
YOU BETTER STOP
One thing I love about Alpharad’s music choice is whenever I finally go to play an older game I’ve wanted to play (I beat persona 4 golden not long ago) I start to recognize more and more of his music choice from those games, and just feel something satisfying about finally figuring out where the song came from and how fitting it is
4:32 A reminder that they put that dang cat van in every variant of Mementos that constantly gets in the way of the persona 5 soundtrack
Soft diddy: gets a hit
Music: Aight ima head out
Is this the true random chimp event?
2:46 I'm getting uncomfortable CPUCS flashbacks
Lol
"You guys don't have to suffer through that, cause we are just gonna edit"
I expected some red comic sans to just type "No" at the middle of the screen, then saw i was on Alpharad channel and not Plus.
The editing and style from 0:54 was lowkey fire as hell omg
1:08 who taught this man how to dingledong?
“I really don’t like the name soft Diddy” perfectly explains my feelings for this video
I
Freedom 123 F
“ I just had arcen and I was bored” basically joker in a nutshell
0:40 “You know how boring that would be?” And then Plussy the Game N Watch enlightened us how beautiful the journey could possibly be.
Speaking of Alpharad Plus, you know you’ve watched too much of that when it feels off to hear Jo Sniffy say “we’re gonna edit the video”.
Jacob: "I hate everything."
Me: "Woah, is that a fucking IHE reference!?!?"
Landing Nair
Up tilt
*WAIT*
Up smash
The soft Diddy special
When you hard you hard
Oh my god; it’s deku
Deku Kong; plussyfan9
Deku Nuts
I feel uncomfortable hearing Deku;say those words
Thanks deku! :D
“I hate everything dude.”
*kamikazes*
**XBOX ad plays aside statement**
I don’t think I’ve ever said this but your outro is sick
4:10 I love how the laugh track played during the next clip.
Now we need a video of soft diddy facing off against ZeRo’s diddy skills and his amiibo Hoo-Hah
Give Soft Diddy a laptop and one hour alone, that should fix his softness
Nice
Underrated
God that’s great
Soft Diddy: Makes a t-shirt that says nair
Every palutena main: I'll take your entire stock
This is like All Might and Midoriya. Piccolo and Gohan. Great teachers giving their student an important lesson. By beating the shit out of then
1:29 is actually so sick. i don't think anyone expected diddy to spike DK
“Soft diddy”
Everyone: *pls no*
We need an Amiibo of Funky Kong now, just so we can see *_Flaccid Funky_*
Kirby YESSSSS
Kirby YESSSSSSSS
Kirby YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kirby YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Imagine not even watching the video and just commenting for attention.
so that name aged well
i love it when soft diddy attacked the epic music stopped
the beginning with the edits was lowkey sick
All he does is cartwheel, up-b, and dair.
And up smash
Kirbyfreak YT That’s a cartwheel.
@@aurachanneler8396
Ok, "And Nair."
Better?
1:47 No one can hide Hat in time music from me. NOBODY. Especially not "Your Contract Has Expired"
I love that game
I want Hard DK to train me
Uhhhh
Who doesnt
Uhhhhhhhh that is a cursed sentence.
UHHHHHHHHH
Whatever
“You’re sitting alone in your room watching a man watch a $13 toy” Me and the homies: *laughing*
I think one of Alpha's best quotes is "My Amiibo is camping on his opponent's custom stage."