They robbed the bank with a tape recorder 🫢

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • Movie title: Dragged Across Concrete (2018) 🎬🍿
    These are fictional movies, depicting evil villains. These are not actions that anyone should believe are cool, nor is this video made to, in any way glorify these actions.
    Never imitate anything in any of my videos.
    Love to you all ❤️

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @orangdotpng
    @orangdotpng 3 місяці тому +54921

    "Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat" Man I gotta use that line at my next bank robbery

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. 3 місяці тому

      If you need some goons... do not contact me. I don't want to be I any three letter agency's radar.

    • @ric6611
      @ric6611 3 місяці тому +2328

      I tried it in mine and it was a banger, everyone clapped.

    • @mt15v6
      @mt15v6 3 місяці тому +561

      Try to rob swiss bank with this line and see what happens.😂😂

    • @scorpion123210
      @scorpion123210 3 місяці тому +117

      @police

    • @Dolani16
      @Dolani16 3 місяці тому +175

      ​@@mt15v6you'd have more holes in you than swiss cheese?

  • @Satisfyinglyend
    @Satisfyinglyend 3 місяці тому +83704

    „Youre testicles will be removed“
    „Alright there’s 7 people in the back I was just playing“

    • @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032
      @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032 3 місяці тому +1352

      Then you got smoked instead

    • @dionagona8205
      @dionagona8205 3 місяці тому

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than getting your balls removed with a knife

    • @ethanethanethawhipwhorp
      @ethanethanethawhipwhorp 3 місяці тому

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than having your sperm creator removed

    • @GoodBoyGoneDad
      @GoodBoyGoneDad 3 місяці тому +1292

      For reals. Are there any employees in the back?
      I don't know. Maybe. We can send someone to check.

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 3 місяці тому +689

      ​@@GoodBoyGoneDadbest answer I'm sorry but money that ain't mine ain't worth the family jewels

  • @Verdect0
    @Verdect0 3 місяці тому +148306

    Damn Recruit really switched sides 😔

    • @tomato_sauce_gaming2986
      @tomato_sauce_gaming2986 3 місяці тому +3966

      seige player in the wild

    • @josephjack4365
      @josephjack4365 3 місяці тому +2200

      Hello fellow siege players

    • @PL.UBERBAGIETA
      @PL.UBERBAGIETA 3 місяці тому +348

      Id do to

    • @Hxlyn
      @Hxlyn 3 місяці тому

      ​@@josephjack4365hello there

    • @mustang0243
      @mustang0243 3 місяці тому +591

      Recruit cant stand what UBI was doing so he changed sides😂

  • @Anonymous-tx1in
    @Anonymous-tx1in 2 місяці тому +10942

    the movie name is "Dragged Across Concrete" for anyone wondering

  • @MrAntiKnowledge
    @MrAntiKnowledge 3 місяці тому +45787

    That he had "you seem honest and obedient" prerecorded is wild.

    • @xscaviarenzero1400
      @xscaviarenzero1400 3 місяці тому +1787

      and submisiuive

    • @caxhr64
      @caxhr64 3 місяці тому +2094

      All he has to do is scan the room, find which one he thinks that message applies to

    • @woveeh
      @woveeh 3 місяці тому +1106

      Having most of what he said prerecorded was already wild enough 💀

    • @Schizosays
      @Schizosays 3 місяці тому +218

      Freakrobbers

    • @iopener919
      @iopener919 3 місяці тому +502

      They also had “are you certain of this response?” “we will accept this response” just imagine the negative versions..

  • @ashleyharrison
    @ashleyharrison 3 місяці тому +9007

    Robber: "Your testicles will be removed..."
    Manager: "Ha Ha! Jokes on you! The bank took them years ago"

    • @survivingbehindliberallines
      @survivingbehindliberallines 3 місяці тому +63

      You mean the wife took them years ago. LOL

    • @UmarFarukS985
      @UmarFarukS985 3 місяці тому +41

      They (the robbers) actually did remove his balls 💀

    • @monsterstereos1836
      @monsterstereos1836 3 місяці тому +6

      I'm non-binary.

    • @NGK-EchoYT
      @NGK-EchoYT 3 місяці тому +28

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 I mean good for you, but what does that add to the discussion 🤔

    • @TheTrueDemonKing
      @TheTrueDemonKing 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 that doesn't exist

  • @PieInTheSky-ly3jb
    @PieInTheSky-ly3jb 3 місяці тому +15271

    Recruit really went off the deep end after they added striker and sentry 💀

    • @petros5155
      @petros5155 3 місяці тому +145

      He needed the money

    • @baconncheese9561
      @baconncheese9561 3 місяці тому

      ​@@petros5155lmao

    • @collinmclain6185
      @collinmclain6185 3 місяці тому

      Unemployment is a bastard

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 3 місяці тому +83

      he joined the payday crew

    • @TroglodyteIQ
      @TroglodyteIQ 3 місяці тому +11

      Nah he got sent to do this while striker and sentry were doing their thing.

  • @katlynumba514
    @katlynumba514 Місяць тому +250

    Debra Morgan really tried telling the fellow bank workers to not mess with professional criminals 😂

  • @seamusmcarthur666
    @seamusmcarthur666 3 місяці тому +15895

    I find it hilalrious that the dude has enough time to type out an SOS but not enough time to click the send button lol

    • @TheindBOROG
      @TheindBOROG 3 місяці тому +609

      Right?? What a goober 😂

    • @Ankylosau
      @Ankylosau 3 місяці тому +871

      Idk why you would want law enforcement involved. then ur a hostage. Let them go on their way and deal with it later

    • @David-Austin97
      @David-Austin97 3 місяці тому +34

      What’s the of this movie please???

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 3 місяці тому +105

      Dude should have known his keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl+Enter = send email.

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 3 місяці тому +35

      @@David-Austin97 Dragged Across Concrete

  • @RehanRC
    @RehanRC 3 місяці тому +8227

    Guy Dressed like a hotdog: "You. You seem honest and obedient."

    • @AgrievousSpooks
      @AgrievousSpooks 3 місяці тому +63

      a hotdog???

    • @pump4078
      @pump4078 3 місяці тому +86

      It could’ve been anyone

    • @jacobware1912
      @jacobware1912 3 місяці тому +41

      I think you should leave

    • @kevinmartin2318
      @kevinmartin2318 3 місяці тому

      @@jacobware1912 If I was a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me??.. or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, aaaand back

    • @garyw9108
      @garyw9108 3 місяці тому +3

      Johnny Sins?

  • @ChrissLRB
    @ChrissLRB 3 місяці тому +12855

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    Sheesh I know i wouldnt 😅

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 3 місяці тому +57

      Pfft, money gets you a new heart anyway

    • @phantomfacefinal7735
      @phantomfacefinal7735 3 місяці тому

      @@samuelmmmk181Say that if you ever lose yours!

    • @Llbeanlover123Llbean
      @Llbeanlover123Llbean 3 місяці тому +115

      Says the robbers priotizing money over having a heart beat

    • @miniatuurautootje
      @miniatuurautootje 3 місяці тому

      @@Llbeanlover123Llbeandumbass trying to be a smartass

    • @l.a1532
      @l.a1532 3 місяці тому +50

      @@Llbeanlover123Llbean bank robbers usually don’t have much to lose, honest workers do

  • @VespKata
    @VespKata Місяць тому +444

    So that's where Jacket went after Payday 2.

    • @lasagna4life4ever
      @lasagna4life4ever Місяць тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Lee_sooyeon123
      @Lee_sooyeon123 Місяць тому

      Hmm I guess yeah but reference??

    • @joshuavelazco4382
      @joshuavelazco4382 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@Lee_sooyeon123 jacket uses a tape recorder to communicate. jacket is the playable in hot line Miami and payday 2

    • @kevinlockwood5384
      @kevinlockwood5384 Місяць тому +6

      Average sociopath build

    • @mcplayz69420
      @mcplayz69420 Місяць тому +13

      Please pay attention, you will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery! Do not be alarmed, we will take the banks money, your savings are insured by the federal government. Please consider your loved ones, remain calm and quiet and your survival is assured

  • @UncleDrewRBX
    @UncleDrewRBX 3 місяці тому +30684

    The woman that got shot didn't actually want to go to work that day, because she wanted to stay home with her newborn baby😢

    • @MUSA-nl5ye
      @MUSA-nl5ye 3 місяці тому +288

      What is the name of this movie please

    • @ohno2558
      @ohno2558 3 місяці тому

      dragged across concrete ​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @kiwidervorgel1314
      @kiwidervorgel1314 3 місяці тому

      Its a netflix show called Money Heist​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @his0126
      @his0126 3 місяці тому +144

      Por q se arriesgo si tenia un bebe recien nacido?

    • @ilizv
      @ilizv 3 місяці тому +525

      ​@@his0126how could she tell that this bakk would be robbed 💀

  • @OlulakinAkindele
    @OlulakinAkindele 2 місяці тому +2437

    "Do not prioritize money, over having a heartbeat" very generous words and advice. I will say thanks to dat

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 Місяць тому +3

      Dat?

    • @prettygood476
      @prettygood476 Місяць тому +1

      but arent they doing the same thing, risking their lives for money?

    • @lilshadow420
      @lilshadow420 Місяць тому

      @@potbird5401 it’s another way of saying “that”

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 Місяць тому +2

      @@lilshadow420 i dont understand, why not just say (that) instead of replacing *th* with *d*, I mean it dont bother me, i just dont understand why anyone would want to replace perfectly usable, known and established already short words and turn them into things like (finna, Bussin) the two that honestly create in me feelings of disgust and ...something else... rage? spite? pity? worry? .... a mix of them all?

    • @symbolofhope903
      @symbolofhope903 Місяць тому

      ​@@potbird5401that's just how they talk

  • @UnchainedLiving
    @UnchainedLiving 3 місяці тому +6648

    Movie: Dragged across concrete. Great movie. Some of the raw and brutal action scenes you’ll ever see

    • @dt_denii
      @dt_denii 3 місяці тому +20

      YESSSS

    • @txvfik
      @txvfik 3 місяці тому +12

      netflix?

    • @BT64746
      @BT64746 3 місяці тому +41

      thank you pookie

    • @gagegreen8994
      @gagegreen8994 3 місяці тому +19

      Yeah this one sat with me a while

    • @henrysly5452
      @henrysly5452 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂​@@BT64746

  • @connorg5112
    @connorg5112 12 днів тому +45

    Who else is immensely ***annoyed*** at the asinine dude trying to pressure the chick to further risk her life by sending that message???

  • @bIuecap
    @bIuecap 3 місяці тому +7648

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    -Guy robbing a bank

    • @zackoric2423
      @zackoric2423 2 місяці тому +40

      loooooooooooooooooool

    • @matthewxavier8067
      @matthewxavier8067 2 місяці тому +56

      Dude wasn’t robbing a bank, obviously just challenging him to a dance off.

    • @rahulsudattkamble434
      @rahulsudattkamble434 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unfinishedsente
      @unfinishedsente 2 місяці тому +3

      was thinking the same thing.. jesus christ.. hollywood ftw..

    • @FitnessConnect
      @FitnessConnect 2 місяці тому +1

      LOL 🤣

  • @mrwolf9897
    @mrwolf9897 3 місяці тому +2382

    That one dude thought he was the main character 💀

    • @bantz-ke1eq
      @bantz-ke1eq 3 місяці тому +12

      fr

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@bantz-ke1eqhe French?

    • @bloody_bill252
      @bloody_bill252 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@CaptainEarls fr mean for real

    • @dinkopausic6357
      @dinkopausic6357 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@CaptainEarls Yes it's Thierry Henry

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 3 місяці тому +7

      @@bloody_bill252 I know but I refuse to be so Gen Z that I use internationally understood abbreviation for a country/language for a slang. Dumb fight to take, but I'm willing to take. The boomer in me is coming out

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 3 місяці тому +5565

    Bro think he's Jacket in Payday 2.

    • @BraveMushroom
      @BraveMushroom 3 місяці тому +111

      @@George-ou5yg who hurt you? it's just a comment.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 місяці тому +17

      Why are people saying jacket from payday tho? Ain’t he a chicken??

    • @George-ou5yg
      @George-ou5yg 3 місяці тому +3

      @@BraveMushroom who hurt you to the point you are crying about it?😂

    • @DsksMfkr_Marlon_Legit
      @DsksMfkr_Marlon_Legit 3 місяці тому +34

      @@George-ou5yg bro thinks he is a real person and not a bot

    • @MuteFromSiege
      @MuteFromSiege 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@BulletproofTruckJacket is a killer so it fits

  • @animewatchinrobo
    @animewatchinrobo Місяць тому +33

    im just imagining them having to plan their bank robbing choreography because they prerecorded their audio😭😭

  • @hammerhead7395
    @hammerhead7395 3 місяці тому +5723

    Jacket from payday

    • @AR_KILLER-tf5te
      @AR_KILLER-tf5te 3 місяці тому +32

      I was about to say that.

    • @Cowboykris-1
      @Cowboykris-1 3 місяці тому +10

      Yea lol

    • @JustSomeGuy49
      @JustSomeGuy49 3 місяці тому +89

      Jacket is actually from Hotline Miami, but is a dlc in payday
      Edit: This isn't a smartass comment, and I am very aware of the fact that Jacket died and the fact that the tape recorder isn't from HM.

    • @damm1t_b0bby
      @damm1t_b0bby 3 місяці тому +48

      @@JustSomeGuy49this is the jacket payday tho, the tape recorder

    • @mr_shadow0-1
      @mr_shadow0-1 3 місяці тому

      @@AR_KILLER-tf5te yeah no u didn’t

  • @Anakin_Skywalker01
    @Anakin_Skywalker01 3 місяці тому +4998

    Dexter's sister really do be getting into the worst situations 😂

    • @vilmosrost8881
      @vilmosrost8881 3 місяці тому +56

      I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 3 місяці тому +68

      robbers think Dexters sister is honest and obedient lol

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 3 місяці тому +37

      Dammit Deborah!

    • @blackcowboy1648
      @blackcowboy1648 3 місяці тому +4

      On god

    • @Andrew-oo1jt
      @Andrew-oo1jt 3 місяці тому +7

      she lost her hands in this, she got shot standing to close to that guy

  • @Djangis_Music
    @Djangis_Music 3 місяці тому +2253

    You’re trying to tell me that guard managed to type out that whole message but couldn’t press send?

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  3 місяці тому +288

      Fr 😂

    • @Jcbrickbuild
      @Jcbrickbuild 3 місяці тому +20

      @@FlexxFlixx7what movie 😅

    • @peterkolesar4020
      @peterkolesar4020 3 місяці тому +87

      if you look closely he didnt finish it. Theres "SEND POLI"

    • @Diarmuid056
      @Diarmuid056 3 місяці тому +58

      I mean that’s enough to not need to finish typing, you can still send

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 3 місяці тому

      @@peterkolesar4020
      Ahh. He was typing Uber eats for some pozole.

  • @humayl4284
    @humayl4284 2 місяці тому +75

    She was honest and obedient thou

    • @rh906
      @rh906 Місяць тому +6

      Which means 100% going down like a sheep.

    • @everinghall8622
      @everinghall8622 Місяць тому

      ​@@rh906going down like a sheep would be trying some funny business over other people's money and getting shot.
      They'll just print more

    • @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd
      @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd 18 днів тому +1

      She caused someone’s child to die bro

  • @cherrysprite2932
    @cherrysprite2932 2 місяці тому +1170

    I think he prioritized money over having a heart beat

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 3 місяці тому +1523

    "Send. It."
    "Fuck. No."

    • @fantacola9519
      @fantacola9519 3 місяці тому +13

      why she wouldnt thats what im wondering

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 3 місяці тому

      @@fantacola9519 because it got her shot?? I‘m not gonna put my life on the line to save some money… especially if it‘s not even mine

    • @Michaelb1577
      @Michaelb1577 3 місяці тому +76

      @@fantacola9519because they can tell there are people watching from each corner that’s why they shot i think

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 3 місяці тому +122

      @@fantacola9519
      Banks have insurance and they can afford to take a loss. The banks don’t really care about their employees or customers. Plus the bank robbers are pretty professional and are probably keeping a very close eye on every single person and everyone’s movements. Why risk your life of someone’s life over something that’s monetary?

    • @Megaspy101
      @Megaspy101 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Eskey__ i believe the guy was trying to save everyone not protect the banks money.

  • @ex0r3t43
    @ex0r3t43 2 місяці тому +5837

    Jacket's voicelines in payday 2:

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 2 місяці тому +44

      Jacket has more of a softer tone of voice

    • @bluevessalius7310
      @bluevessalius7310 2 місяці тому +11

      Badger reference right ?

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 2 місяці тому +15

      @@bluevessalius7310 it's payday 2 but yep

    • @Tega_Mroll
      @Tega_Mroll 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@bluevessalius7310no it's a payday reference

    • @ex0r3t43
      @ex0r3t43 2 місяці тому +8

      @@bluevessalius7310 payday 2 reference

  • @monkeeatbanan6524
    @monkeeatbanan6524 2 місяці тому +36

    The distorted pre-recorded audio for a robbery is actually brilliant

  • @outrider8569
    @outrider8569 3 місяці тому +1038

    Jacket really rocking that recruit fit

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 3 місяці тому +41

      siege and hotline miami reference!!!!!

    • @dishon5924
      @dishon5924 3 місяці тому +40

      And Payday 2

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 3 місяці тому +6

      @@dishon5924 yes

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 3 місяці тому +17

      Hotline Miami x Payday = platinum crossover material.

    • @good_hoonter_percy
      @good_hoonter_percy 3 місяці тому +8

      man I was looking for a payday 2 reference lul

  • @ncob12
    @ncob12 3 місяці тому +978

    Damn, recruit really let himself down after he was fired

    • @lonetrap
      @lonetrap 3 місяці тому +5

      Im surprised he didn't set barbed wire by the entrance.

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lonetrap he also should've brought prox alarms so he can know if any cops come

  • @seymy4362
    @seymy4362 3 місяці тому +1066

    MOVIE IS NAMED : DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

    • @cuanhunter1969
      @cuanhunter1969 3 місяці тому +15

      Thanks

    • @Akuma_Zero
      @Akuma_Zero 3 місяці тому +58

      Thank you I block ever one of these types of Chanels that don't post the name of the show

    • @MQ9091
      @MQ9091 3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks 🙏🏼

    • @AngelerFils
      @AngelerFils 3 місяці тому

      Ty 😊

    • @tommywright2487
      @tommywright2487 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Akuma_Zerohow do you block a channel on youtube?

  • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
    @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 22 дні тому +4

    Using a pre recorded message is high key genius

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola 16 днів тому

      Not really cause you have to make all your answers very general. "Are there any employees in the back", "Are you certain of this response?"
      meanwhile if he had said "I don't know" the "If you are mistaken" line wouldn't have made sense.
      just assuming the audio clips have to be played linearly

    • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
      @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 14 днів тому

      @@Kobekola I'm sure their intelligent enough to think for a response to that

  • @marcinsarnicki6375
    @marcinsarnicki6375 3 місяці тому +523

    In real life: "I don't have a recorded response to this answer"

    • @ghostmkc4045
      @ghostmkc4045 3 місяці тому +11

      well irl, you can just use ai to do it. or keep it old school with a voice changer

    • @G4Cinemas
      @G4Cinemas 3 місяці тому

      @@ghostmkc4045🤓

  • @Ralyx0
    @Ralyx0 2 місяці тому +387

    "Handcuff every single person here." Well if you insist. *Handcuffs the robbers.*

  • @echoevault
    @echoevault 2 місяці тому +174

    Name of the movie: Dragged across Concrete. Insanely good movie kinda confusing and hard to follow but if you have a good attention span it’s really interesting

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX Місяць тому +3

      The movie is crazy and the crazy part was she didn’t want to go to work that day

    • @echoevault
      @echoevault Місяць тому

      @@KingDaemonX exactly

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX Місяць тому

      @@echoevaultit was emotional cause she just had a baby too

  • @scoopy187
    @scoopy187 Місяць тому +12

    Employee of the month ladies and gentlemen

  • @DogForever-vn9yx
    @DogForever-vn9yx 3 місяці тому +636

    Damn finally a group of actually smart and organized criminals that do everything in their power to not get identified afterwards.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 3 місяці тому

      @@saffierdragonbark8037 Adding a dozen counts of murder is going to make the manhunt much worse afterwards.

    • @DeathDiety365
      @DeathDiety365 3 місяці тому

      murder adds more years. not worth​@@saffierdragonbark8037

    • @nidietayt6447
      @nidietayt6447 3 місяці тому

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037
      But they Don't want to ruin their lives killing people, right?
      They will Never be Peaceful again....

    • @assassin_5656
      @assassin_5656 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037dispose of what?

    • @helo8091
      @helo8091 3 місяці тому

      @@saffierdragonbark8037this is one of my favorite crime movies

  • @Dosylaz
    @Dosylaz 2 місяці тому +1407

    If the email was addressed to the police, why didn't he send the email instead of trying to write "SEND POLICE". Who did he think they were going to send, the ghostbusters? 😂

    • @MrRecapOnYoutube
      @MrRecapOnYoutube 2 місяці тому +3

      lol

    • @DesertShade
      @DesertShade 2 місяці тому +32

      The "send Police" wasnt for her it was for the Person who gets the Mail 😂😂

    • @Dosylaz
      @Dosylaz 2 місяці тому +34

      @@DesertShade
      That's what I said, the "person" was the police department

    • @ornical9472
      @ornical9472 2 місяці тому +23

      Now the police wondering "who's Poli?"

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 2 місяці тому +18

      obviously, not. you don't email the ghostbusters, you call them ;)

  • @nottherealslimshady6754
    @nottherealslimshady6754 3 місяці тому +700

    “Please, exercise caution when aggravating my temper”

    • @ThiccBoi420
      @ThiccBoi420 3 місяці тому +25

      "I don't think that's supposed to go there"

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 3 місяці тому +12

      "What a lovely day, right?"

    • @randymoss8771
      @randymoss8771 3 місяці тому +2

      My favorite line from bro😂

    • @Gameknight-wt5lj
      @Gameknight-wt5lj 3 місяці тому +8

      Jacket the chicken man the best sociopath to have on your team for bank robbing

    • @CheeseAndCrackers_
      @CheeseAndCrackers_ 2 місяці тому +1

      ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

  • @redeemable8741
    @redeemable8741 25 днів тому +3

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    "7 in the back, 3 of them are armed and waiting for an opening to fire at you guys"

  • @Aproxymous
    @Aproxymous 3 місяці тому +237

    Dexters sister be playing hella government roles 😂

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 3 місяці тому +8

      she's just got that look, like how Jason Bateman always plays businessmen

    • @TheFirstborn70
      @TheFirstborn70 3 місяці тому

      Hmmmmmmm

  • @timbo240
    @timbo240 3 місяці тому +907

    Bank robbers are not serial killers, they just want the money. how dumb you got to be to get in their way. It's not your money and the bank is insured, imagine trying to be a hero and dying for a bank

    • @DayBreaky
      @DayBreaky 2 місяці тому +84

      Ive seen this movie they’re 100% serial killers lmfao

    • @wizzedcam
      @wizzedcam 2 місяці тому +3

      @@DayBreakywhat movie is this?

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 2 місяці тому +39

      They are 100% psychotic serial killers in this movie.

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@wizzedcamDragged Across Concrete (2019)

    • @donstrong9195
      @donstrong9195 2 місяці тому +27

      Hes talkin bout actual robbers not da guys in dis movie

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 3 місяці тому +611

    Not the testicle remover 😭

    • @J.Bulla.Music.Official
      @J.Bulla.Music.Official 3 місяці тому +5

      I hate that thing 🙄

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 3 місяці тому +3

      It hurts girls more than

    • @Frankjallan
      @Frankjallan 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah but it doesn’t even have a splash guard on it so it’ll ruin his black turtleneck if he has to use it. Total amateur move!

    • @siema14123
      @siema14123 3 місяці тому

      @@Randomcatontheinternet this knife is useless on girls

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 3 місяці тому

      @@siema14123 it’s not, you can take of the clitoris

  • @DrShempTV
    @DrShempTV Місяць тому +1

    hey that's the girl that has a mental breakdown in the dressing room in White Chicks

  • @LordValorum
    @LordValorum 3 місяці тому +1099

    Wait why they prepared "you seem honest and obedient

    • @elwey8557
      @elwey8557 3 місяці тому +156

      Because I guess she did seem honest and obedient to follow instructions from the criminals

    • @b3nry47
      @b3nry47 3 місяці тому +67

      ​@@elwey8557they're using a tape recorder

    • @MicahBellIII
      @MicahBellIII 3 місяці тому +216

      ​@@b3nry47 they pre recorded the managers name, and they probably prepared it for someone they trusted and used those words for intimidation

    • @mbk0mbk
      @mbk0mbk 3 місяці тому +62

      Trigger words , some people attacked and emotionally connected through words while some think what right decision to make in the moment

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@mbk0mbkFair. Hell, she didn't want to send out the message.

  • @dannyb9904
    @dannyb9904 3 місяці тому +435

    This is some jacket payday 2 behavior

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 2 місяці тому +12

      comment i was looking for

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner 2 місяці тому +23

      *_"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery."_*

    • @lateraltitan5gaming
      @lateraltitan5gaming 2 місяці тому +1

      Lmao where do you think they payday got the idea lol most the heist in the game are and characters are based off movies and TV shows

    • @AdamAli-nh3li
      @AdamAli-nh3li 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thatguydiego4333whats the series name

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AdamAli-nh3li Payday 2

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 3 місяці тому +488

    They out here thinking their Jacket in Payday from Hotline Miami

    • @MADX2121
      @MADX2121 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair he actually has lines in payday and relates to this scenario.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 місяці тому +1

      Why jacket, I don’t get it?? Isn’t he a chicken?

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 місяці тому +1

      I’ve never played that game but I looked it up and he literally a chicken. He does have these goggles though

    • @revivednecromancer4751
      @revivednecromancer4751 3 місяці тому +1

      @@BulletproofTruck in payday 2, he's a playable character, exclusive as well, and he uses a tape recorder with a female voice

    • @brother_sothoth
      @brother_sothoth 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@BulletproofTruckHes not a chicken. Jacket is the protagonist of Hotline Miami and a DLC character in Payday 2. He's a special forces vet contracted by a secret organisation to slaughter members of the russian mob. He's a ruthless, efficient and not very mentally stable killer. He wears animal masks to conceal his identity, the chicken one being the posterboy mask. In Payday 2, his character uses prerecorded lines on a tape recorder as voice lines because he does not speak.

  • @therodriguezfam7545
    @therodriguezfam7545 Місяць тому +4

    He said don’t prioritize money over having a heartbeat but aint you robbing a bank😂

  • @edwardochavez2564
    @edwardochavez2564 3 місяці тому +454

    jacket became a recruit

  • @Not_Puro
    @Not_Puro 3 місяці тому +103

    Jacket in payday 2 moment

  • @rubynotexist
    @rubynotexist 3 місяці тому +226

    Jacket from Payday changed his cosmetic to Recruit from r6 before Year 9 S2

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 Місяць тому +2

    I love how they try to use the cliché "Don't be a hero for some cash" then make it clear that they're insane psychos who plan on hurting them anyways with deranged threats.
    This movie was written by a twelve year old.

  • @Snakeshift
    @Snakeshift 3 місяці тому +101

    But you're prioritising money over heartbeats

    • @strongman3355
      @strongman3355 3 місяці тому +4

      Very smart 😂.

    • @jackbluehq6653
      @jackbluehq6653 3 місяці тому +6

      Technically no but also yes

    • @kwocci3049
      @kwocci3049 3 місяці тому +3

      But it is not *their* lives that are in danger.

    • @j_g9109
      @j_g9109 3 місяці тому +1

      Not over _their own._

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 3 місяці тому +2

      Note he said “over having a heart beat” not “over a heartbeat”.

  • @clem7542
    @clem7542 3 місяці тому +23

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    Okay why does this feel like a fight club reference 😭

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 3 місяці тому +2

      They did it, too --

    • @DylanLC-dc5pk
      @DylanLC-dc5pk 3 місяці тому +1

      You think they time how long it takes like in fight club 😂😅

  • @izzycrybaby1164
    @izzycrybaby1164 3 місяці тому +11

    "Your testicles will be..."
    *FLIP TO SIDE B*
    "...removed."

  • @madarauchiha4298
    @madarauchiha4298 2 місяці тому +241

    The movie is called Dragged Against Concrete.

  • @coldstar2035
    @coldstar2035 3 місяці тому +98

    "alright gang, now get the thermal drill"

    • @itsleooX15
      @itsleooX15 2 місяці тому

      THIS DRILL IS F#CKING WORTHLESS 😠😠😠😠🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦💰💰💰💰💰💰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @smellslikemusterd
      @smellslikemusterd 2 місяці тому

      Payday to good

  • @JakShoShaco
    @JakShoShaco 3 місяці тому +296

    "Bro didnt get recruited💀"

  • @LiamMaksim-cs5px
    @LiamMaksim-cs5px 3 місяці тому +21

    "Sir this is a sperm bank"

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 3 місяці тому +2

      "Do not prioritize sperm over having a heartbeat."

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 3 місяці тому

      Payday sperm bank heist

  • @UnregisteredUsername
    @UnregisteredUsername 2 місяці тому +8

    bro thought he was gonna be a hero 😂

  • @XqxlI
    @XqxlI 2 місяці тому +438

    movie name "dragged across concrete"

  • @pradeepmaharana912
    @pradeepmaharana912 3 місяці тому +39

    If Deb is here, then Dexter is at backside

  • @yRaven.
    @yRaven. 3 місяці тому +51

    "you seem honest and obedient" and he was right, she literally protected the robbers.

    • @stephenpena7813
      @stephenpena7813 3 місяці тому +13

      Shit most people wouldn't risk not going home to save the banks money. Fuck the bank lol they dont give a shit about you anyway 🤷🤷

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 3 місяці тому +7

      as much as I hate the idea of putting my life in criminals hands, there's no reason to die for a bank

    • @reymartchristiancruz526
      @reymartchristiancruz526 3 місяці тому +3

      You be stpd enough to risk it. They already give the warning your heartbeat or risk it to a company

    • @mocha2259
      @mocha2259 2 місяці тому +1

      fuck the bank you don’t get a cut for being a “hero”

    • @GEROKII
      @GEROKII 2 місяці тому

      She was trying to protect the people in the bank that would have all been killed if police came through. We know this because they also said they would kill whoever made sudden movements

  • @MLawrence-z9k
    @MLawrence-z9k Місяць тому +3

    This is the real definition of a actual "thug" in a movie , not the bullshit y'all think is one 😂❤

  • @hybriddecadence8679
    @hybriddecadence8679 2 місяці тому +77

    Probably one of the most violent heist scenes ever.

    • @tylerdorkin4861
      @tylerdorkin4861 2 місяці тому

      What, you serious how so?

    • @no1studios
      @no1studios 2 місяці тому

      @@tylerdorkin4861oh yeah g, homie shoots off homegirls hand, she then pulls out a baby sock pleading they give it to her kid then dude just blasts her in the face. There’s a fat manager that says no one is in the back. The robbers say if he is lying they’ll cut off his balls. When the heist is over there is a quick shot of the bank window and you can see the manager bleeding from his crotch area

  • @PhysicsNg
    @PhysicsNg 3 місяці тому +101

    You don't need a gun to rob a bank
    "ENGLISH OR SPANISH"

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven 2 місяці тому +165

    That guard has the situational awareness of a cabbage

    • @papabaer0572
      @papabaer0572 2 місяці тому +1

      Pay peanuts...

    • @rh906
      @rh906 Місяць тому +2

      Not like it would have mattered.

  • @2KSKree
    @2KSKree Місяць тому +1

    “Your testicals will be removed”
    “IS ANYBODY BAK HERE DAWG😢”

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 3 місяці тому +76

    You'd think they guy typing at the keyboard would've been singled out for his disobedience.

    • @sheilascott7807
      @sheilascott7807 3 місяці тому +3

      He should have sent it instead of her

  • @boxes_full
    @boxes_full 3 місяці тому +45

    Now imagine if Mr edmington didn’t show up to work that day. All their plans would fall apart.

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  3 місяці тому +9

      And be would still have his peanuts

    • @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson
      @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson 3 місяці тому

      They knew he would be there, as they had a delivery of gold bullion that day.

  • @LaLiLuLeLoX
    @LaLiLuLeLoX 2 місяці тому +10

    These robbers were brutal. They definitely prioritized money over heartbeats.

  • @maodairimurutempest1796
    @maodairimurutempest1796 13 годин тому +1

    Dexter Morgan aka BHB: You guys mess with the wrong Sister. 😈

  • @Anarxur
    @Anarxur 3 місяці тому +21

    Why does every firearm in every movie sound like a half empty gumball machine

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 3 місяці тому +1

      because guns are freaking loud and you got people with eardrums on set that would like to keep hearing.
      Not to mention how you have to pay compensation for hearing loss.

    • @the_chains
      @the_chains 3 місяці тому +2

      @@andrewgreeb916 well obviously they wouldnt use live firearms in the take, they would edit the audio and put it over the video in two completely separate environments. in audio design you never just record the item that makes that sound with the acoustics of the room its actually being filmed in. It would sound like complete ass. Most of the time it's not even the same kind of gun or sometimes its not even a gun at all that is used to make the sound effect. Especially suppressed weapons they have never sounded correct in a movie once. They are about 50000x louder than most people think.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 місяці тому

      Because Hollywood thinks silencers magically remove 80% of a gun's noise

    • @Anarxur
      @Anarxur 3 місяці тому

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi I get that but then the slightest movement that isn't actually shooting still sounds like a 2 year old shaking a tin can full of coins

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 місяці тому

      @@Anarxur Ohhhh right, guns rattling everytime they're jostled about in movies. Guess it's a sound design thing to make it sound richer to the ears? But can be an issue if the audio gets overproduced.

  • @GGPlex_
    @GGPlex_ 3 місяці тому +65

    “Down. Get down.” -jacket

    • @SadChief
      @SadChief 3 місяці тому

      Time to clean up the god damn city, vergil.

    • @RealRedB
      @RealRedB 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SadChief i am the storm that is approaching

    • @MgTy-FM
      @MgTy-FM 3 місяці тому

      Yoo what series it is ?

  • @Joelschannel006
    @Joelschannel006 3 місяці тому +22

    Cleaner:"I just finished cleaning the back sir💀💀💀

  • @Jerry-yr1en
    @Jerry-yr1en Місяць тому +1

    She really had to snitch on the poor man who was gonna get the cavalry

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 14 днів тому

      Because she knew how bad it would be if the Calvary showed up. Would have turned a bank robbery into a hostage situation.

    • @Jerry-yr1en
      @Jerry-yr1en 14 днів тому

      @@nevermore7285 better than what comes next

  • @sumtymzcoherent9393
    @sumtymzcoherent9393 3 місяці тому +10

    “Holy fucking shit balls” - that woman maybe

  • @lukaT68
    @lukaT68 3 місяці тому +264

    movie name for people he didn't check description - Dragged Across Concrete

    • @bangel5217
      @bangel5217 3 місяці тому +3

      Thanks mate i didn't check either cause channels hardly put the name of the movie in the description

    • @El_Bītch
      @El_Bītch 3 місяці тому

      Thanks

    • @titusvirilius7847
      @titusvirilius7847 3 місяці тому

      um there isn't one without clicking the video

    • @bubbledog12
      @bubbledog12 3 місяці тому

      @isonpoint three dots top right or you could press and hold on the video till it pops up

    • @xx_hdgamer57_xx61
      @xx_hdgamer57_xx61 3 місяці тому

      Fuck, I'm stupid...
      W Comment anyway.

  • @javagamings
    @javagamings 3 місяці тому +46

    dexter ganna make some blood slides outta them after this

  • @buddinghp3235
    @buddinghp3235 19 годин тому

    "Do not prioritise money over having a heartbeat"
    Thank god I'm broke.

  • @Buri-Fritzson
    @Buri-Fritzson 2 місяці тому +7

    "Hands up or this man dies!"
    "Go ahead, I owe him money."

  • @Trixxta6
    @Trixxta6 3 місяці тому +21

    I thought it was a key and peele sketch and was waiting for the comedic punch😭

  • @t0pclips811
    @t0pclips811 3 місяці тому +70

    You know you’re twisted when you’re robbing a bank yet you understand at the same time that having a heartbeat is more important than having money

    • @bedeckt
      @bedeckt 3 місяці тому +3

      but they have a way to get both so they dont need to ask themselves this question

    • @Homedepotorange
      @Homedepotorange 3 місяці тому +2

      Who's the real twisted person though? The thief or the banker? Is there even a difference between the two?

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 місяці тому

      @@Homedepotorange White collar criminals just steal this kind of money without directly holding people at gunpoint. But they usually get a few months in minsec or house arrest in their lavish mansions unless they're incredibly brazen and high profile, go figure.

  • @septikkfn
    @septikkfn 2 місяці тому +5

    What is Deb doing😂😂

  • @sergioalejandrobricenostap9016
    @sergioalejandrobricenostap9016 3 місяці тому +8

    “SEND POLICE” was implicit by him emailing the PD. He could’ve hit Send himself.

  • @ragingsloth2846
    @ragingsloth2846 3 місяці тому +68

    These dudes gonna find out, you don't mess with Dexter's Sister.

    • @mursuhillo242
      @mursuhillo242 3 місяці тому

      Not used to a non-pottymouth Debs

  • @aljoshilagan3204
    @aljoshilagan3204 3 місяці тому +10

    When you're a theater kid first, bank robber second.
    You know you gotta have flair.

  • @JP-nk9rr
    @JP-nk9rr Місяць тому +4

    I wouldn't have live, i would have laughed as soon as he pulled out that recording.😅

  • @virqida
    @virqida 3 місяці тому +4

    Man debra just cant catch a break from being handcuffed 😂

  • @Matrix1_Nelly
    @Matrix1_Nelly 3 місяці тому +41

    "You Will be pleased to know that you are experiencing a robbery"

  • @VicentPulgarcito
    @VicentPulgarcito 3 місяці тому +132

    Yooo what's up ryder of gta san adreas?

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 6 днів тому

    The line about prioritizing your life over money is so true. I probably would have made it "Do not prioritize money that isn't even your over having a heartbeat."

  • @dylancarter9290
    @dylancarter9290 3 місяці тому +72

    Why'd the guy writing the email take the time to add "HELP" as the subject? Could've finished writing police and hit send

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 3 місяці тому +8

      I'm still trying to figure out how he had time to even type that much, but not enough time to hit send.
      Banks are usually jam-packed with silent alarms, too. Surely someone had time to hit one if this guy had enough time to type that email.

    • @siema14123
      @siema14123 3 місяці тому

      because thats how writers wanted the plot to go

  • @klausmichaelson329
    @klausmichaelson329 2 місяці тому +10

    I thought debra morgan was a cop. Oh well

    • @sathya4806
      @sathya4806 2 місяці тому

      different universe

  • @AAMAZINLOVECRAFT
    @AAMAZINLOVECRAFT 3 місяці тому +6

    7 people in the back of the bank, during the Baby Shark Dance. HAHAHAHAHA...

  • @ratsratsratsratsratsratsra4131
    @ratsratsratsratsratsratsra4131 Місяць тому

    “Don’t even try to escape, I’ve already attached a car battery to your testicles”

  • @sammysalgado1475
    @sammysalgado1475 3 місяці тому +108

    Hey it's Deb!

    • @callumstanley9495
      @callumstanley9495 3 місяці тому +2

      I’m so glad someone else said it I thought I was going crazy !!

    • @TeKawanaTapara
      @TeKawanaTapara 3 місяці тому +2

      Dexter?

    • @kennytaco4474
      @kennytaco4474 3 місяці тому +5

      Please don’t watch this movie for her performance. It’s fucking brutal and you will be upset. Not her acting, her character and what happens

  • @Unlesschangesaremade
    @Unlesschangesaremade Місяць тому +7

    Bro is NOT Jacket

  • @mikoajjakubczyk2647
    @mikoajjakubczyk2647 3 місяці тому +69

    Blud thinks hes jacket from hotline miami 💀💀😭😭
    Edit: yes i realize my mistake and i changed it👍

  • @WorstHour
    @WorstHour Місяць тому +2

    Damn jacket really got into robbing after his collab with payday 2