The Critical Drinker Lied To You About Glass Onion

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
  • There's bad takes, and then there's outright falsehood. The Critical Drinker's new video on Glass Onion embraces both.
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    Timestamps:
    0:00 Introduction
    1:48 The prelude
    5:02 A silly recap
    12:42 The silliness intensifies
    21:22 The biggest lie
    26:18 Conclusion
    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (titled onscreen as simply Glass Onion) is a 2022 American mystery film written and directed by Rian Johnson and produced by Johnson and Ram Bergman. It is the sequel to the 2019 film Knives Out, with Daniel Craig reprising his role as master detective Benoit Blanc as he takes on a new case revolving around a tech billionaire and his old friends. The ensemble cast includes Edward Norton, Janelle Monáe, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Jessica Henwick, Madelyn Cline, Kate Hudson, and Dave Bautista. In Glass Onion, tech billionaire Miles Bron invites his friends for a getaway on his private Greek island. When someone turns up dead, Detective Benoit Blanc is put on the case.
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  • @chrisjones5949
    @chrisjones5949 Рік тому +3452

    A very talented writer friend of mine has said "Coincidences to get your characters *into* trouble are fine. Coincidences to get them *out of* trouble are bad storytelling."

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 Рік тому +163

      I think it's alright to get them out of trouble, so as long the story's aware how absurd that could be.

    • @theblackflame4002
      @theblackflame4002 Рік тому +176

      Ex Machina/McGuffins....the sign of writing your ass into a corner and needing something to happen for...reasons.
      TBH as much as I enjoyed the MCU up to Endgame as soon as the said time travel I rolled my eyes, other than 'It was all a dream" its the laziest thing you can do.

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 Рік тому +24

      @@theblackflame4002 I could tolerate that, I couldn't tolerate Captain Marvel. I suppose despite the conveniences that surround the time travel plot, it still had some sets of conflicts going for it. Captain Marvel reduced them.

    • @europhann4460
      @europhann4460 Рік тому +15

      Hard disagree

    • @chrisjones5949
      @chrisjones5949 Рік тому +24

      @@peterfrank3365 I'll admit that it CAN work, in the hands of a talented writer and in the right setting. But that's the rare exception that proves the rule.

  • @JKenjiLopezAlt
    @JKenjiLopezAlt Рік тому +6465

    That review of his annoyed me even more than his normal reviews do. It’s hard to tell if he’s actually an idiot or if he knows his videos are nonsense but he’s just catering to his man-baby anti-woke base. Thanks for this.

    • @methos-ey9nf
      @methos-ey9nf Рік тому +149

      Fancy seeing you here! Thanks for your videos too!😊

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +496

      His man baby audience neee to realise it's not 2017 anymore

    • @kev_whatev
      @kev_whatev Рік тому +667

      “Man-baby anti-woke base” is so specific, but so correct

    • @surajkishan3837
      @surajkishan3837 Рік тому

      He is manchild who still whines about TLJ

    • @vedpatil2353
      @vedpatil2353 Рік тому +105

      Man Kenji you are the last person I expected to see here
      I'm a really big fan of your recipes and your cooking.

  • @MaddestRaven
    @MaddestRaven 4 місяці тому +123

    My favorite trope of his is trying to come up with any reason why a woman wouldn't be able to beat a man in physical contest. Like how it is somehow unbelievable that Black Widow - a trained-from-youth super assassin who has a body count in the triple (or even quadruple) digits - would be able to defeat some unnamed corporate security mook in a hand-to-hand fight.

    • @Lithosagymfan173
      @Lithosagymfan173 4 місяці тому +1

      Worst part? In his books, a woman beats men twice bigger than her.

    • @doctorgrubious7725
      @doctorgrubious7725 3 місяці тому

      She’s a rapist???????

    • @doctorgrubious7725
      @doctorgrubious7725 2 місяці тому +3

      @@roachybill it’s cause men are stronger you dope

    • @MaddestRaven
      @MaddestRaven 2 місяці тому +12

      @@doctorgrubious7725 its says something about the state of the internet - combined with my sleep deprivation - that for a second I couldn't tell that you were joking.

    • @doctorgrubious7725
      @doctorgrubious7725 2 місяці тому

      @@MaddestRaven perhaps I am

  • @elavedelosaugurios704
    @elavedelosaugurios704 Рік тому +1917

    In fact, the detective being a celebrity is a convention of the genre. Sherlock Holmes and Hercules Poirot are famous in their universes

    • @Northex23
      @Northex23 Рік тому +110

      When I watched the movie, I thought Blanc's swimsuit was another thing inspired by Hercule as well.

    • @melz410
      @melz410 Рік тому +198

      I find it disturbing that a movie critic thinks that a detective being popular is betraying the genre somehow. Like bro, this is the genre

    • @daarom3472
      @daarom3472 Рік тому +73

      Drinker was an honest critic that now has found an "audience" that makes him rich. So he creates what his audience wishes to hear and see.

    • @1monki
      @1monki Рік тому +18

      Yeah, I didn't even notice it for that reason. I kind of expect that people will know or have heard of the detective in these stories

    • @daarom3472
      @daarom3472 Рік тому +50

      @@1monki yea exactly. Drinker is just trying to score points nowadays. All his questions about motivation could also easily be aimed at one of my most favourite films. For instance in LOTR Gandalf only discovers the existence of the Ring and that it passed to Isildur after Frodo got it, really?! And before he goes into the archive the 9 already leave Minas Morgul. How long was he reading for, and how did he make it back to Frodo before the Nazgul got there? Why didnt they use the army of the dead to first finish the rest of Sauron's force? Why didn't Sauron put a few guards around Mount Doom? How is it possible the entire garrison of Cirith Ungol almost to a man slaughters itself?
      The thing is I don't care, I love the story!

  • @danielwalker8133
    @danielwalker8133 Рік тому +282

    He seriously tried to say that Duke should have noticed the pickpocketing but didn't notice the twig breaking

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +92

      *irony note plays*

    • @thasthar
      @thasthar Рік тому +32

      I start to wonder if he watched the movie totally drunk and only remembers fragments of it. And if when he edited it, he was also drunk, to fail so much in a review.

    • @jenessahicks8012
      @jenessahicks8012 Рік тому +8

      @@PillarofGarbage While I personally prefer the first Knives Out more, I did enjoy this one as well. Watching the Drinker's review on this, I immediately could tell he didn't pay attention to the movie based on his complaint about the hot sauce, which was clearly explained. Who knows maybe he watches these movies drunk lol🤣

    • @mcameron6031
      @mcameron6031 Рік тому +2

      Have you ever carried a gun?......you totally notice when it suddenly comes off you.

    • @danielwalker8133
      @danielwalker8133 Рік тому +8

      @@mcameron6031 Have you ever watched this film? It's hard not to notice Duke hearing the twig and turning around, my point is you can't criticise someone for not being perceptive if you yourself are not perceptive.

  • @junethanoschurchill6750
    @junethanoschurchill6750 Рік тому +4329

    It’s almost as if drinking impairs one’s cognitive function

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Рік тому +110

      Hot damn!

    • @kel-A-3414
      @kel-A-3414 Рік тому +95

      Ohh you thought you did something, huh?
      Well yes. Yes you did!😂

    • @tuojiangoman3228
      @tuojiangoman3228 Рік тому +55

      Critical Dumb*** didn't think his username through. I could not have said what you said better.

    • @TonyMontanaDS
      @TonyMontanaDS Рік тому +51

      He's a very accomplished author and has 1.5 million subscriptions. He knows exactly what he is saying.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Рік тому +234

      @@TonyMontanaDS The amount of subscribers does not mean you're smart.

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 2 місяці тому +39

    Something I want to note is that I have ABSOLUTELY seen older, flamboyant gay men dress WAY more flamboyantly than Benoit Blanc.

  • @danimalthebruce2569
    @danimalthebruce2569 7 місяців тому +133

    He says its an insult to the genre (Agatha Christie/Sherlock Holmes style ultra perceptive, intelligent, well revered detectives) but earlier questions why Blanc is well known and famous as if it’s a never seen contrivance in this genre….. I don’t think he knows what genre this is.

    • @roosajarvinen5698
      @roosajarvinen5698 4 місяці тому +23

      He also "critiques" the secret twin trope which is used in 4 different Agatha Christie books.

    • @danimalthebruce2569
      @danimalthebruce2569 4 місяці тому +12

      @@roosajarvinen5698 i mean, when I watch these kinds of stories, I want those tropes. When I watch a Columbo episode or a Miss Marple or Holmes, I want those tropes because thats whats fun about those types of stories. A trope isn’t a bad thing. Like, there’s tropes in all the media he holds up as exquisite examples and he actively complains when tropes aren’t present that he likes (guy gets the girl, buff masculine quippy action hero, etc).

    • @roosajarvinen5698
      @roosajarvinen5698 4 місяці тому +2

      @@danimalthebruce2569 oh I agree. There's a reason they are tropes in the first place

  • @donavonmcdowell8871
    @donavonmcdowell8871 Рік тому +2028

    This is what happens when you let your hatred for one movie dominate your entire personality for 6 years

    • @6187490
      @6187490 Рік тому +238

      jesus has it been that long since Star Wars broke their media-illiterate minds?

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 Рік тому +152

      That's what happens when you put your ideals above objective facts.
      Yeah, Rian Johnson might have different views than yours but atleast you don't discredit him when he made something good.
      I'm a conservative too and I also dislike modern politics... but even then I treat everyone's arts fairly and respectfully. When my "enemy" created a good art I won't lie about it, because as an amateur writer I am also an artist in my own ways, I appreciate artistic efforts through an artistic lens, not a political one disguised with artistic criticism.

    • @marcogianesello6083
      @marcogianesello6083 Рік тому +56

      @@032_m.alfathcirrus5 oh you sweet, beautiful man, never change. This comment gives me hope for the future of our species. Good luck with your writing and never sell out to the ideologues

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 Рік тому +32

      @@marcogianesello6083
      Thanks for the support too brother, it sparks of comfort.

    • @Chelaxim
      @Chelaxim Рік тому +40

      @@6187490 Well technically 24 years ago with The Phantom Menace was released and they decided to harras a literal child. Interestingly enough schizophrenia can be triggered by early trauma and Jake Lloyd does not have a a family history of schizophrenia. Instead of blaming the script writer and director they decided to blame a literal child and I don't even think that Meryl Streep could sell some of those lines that child Anakin Skywalker had to say. Is Jake Lloyd a bad actor? Well we will never know because of the Star Wars fan base.

  • @Ganymedia9
    @Ganymedia9 Рік тому +3402

    Proof that CD is wrong: I watched this with my mom and when Miles handed Duke the drink, she called it out. Then when he lied and said the glasses were switched, she immediately realized that he was lying and that he was the killer. We didn't know why, and we didn't pick up on all of the bread crumbs, but the information was absolutely there for the viewer to notice. I though Daniel Craig was overacting and being weird for the first half of the movie and dismissed it as the sequel not grabbing the essence of the character, only to learn that Craig wasn't overacting but rather BLANC was acting weird to info gather. The bread crumbs were there, but were either overlooked or dismissed as part of the movie making process. It feels like CD just didn't pick up on these and instead of going "whoa, Rian really got me" went "I think I'm smart, so if I didn't notice these things then the movie must be the dumb one!"

    • @MegaAndyGG
      @MegaAndyGG Рік тому +87

      Smart mommy!

    • @TheGielth
      @TheGielth Рік тому +142

      I was watching and I noticed the drink too, and I instantly thought that was gonna be important forward on the movie... And it was in deed...

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet Рік тому +208

      I didn’t notice the drink on the first watch and I was looking out for it on the second. Also, you can see Duke’s phone in Miles’s back pocket and you can see him hiding the gun in the ice bucket and putting pineapple juice into Duke’s drink.
      All the breadcrumbs were there. Even the structure of the film was foreshadowed by Yo Yo Ma.

    • @maevem316
      @maevem316 Рік тому +87

      Had a similar problem with someone I watched the movie with, who complained the solution was too easy, while also admitting they hadn't figured it out until the end.

    • @MarcAlcatraz
      @MarcAlcatraz Рік тому +41

      the footage isnt played out like that, they literally shows Miles doing what he says. Your mother was just assuming that's what happened. then later its shown as a diffferent scene, if your mom called it its only becuase of the pineapple mention Duke gives and that's the reason he died. Just like the scene with Duke being spied on while spying on Miles is bullshit because it doesn't even show Andi's sister being there. The movie lies to it's viewer in the worst definition.

  • @grimfandango5301
    @grimfandango5301 Рік тому +1745

    I just watched a review of a review. What a time to be alive.

    • @TheBioZombie
      @TheBioZombie Рік тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/APsMPijjz-k/v-deo.html
      A review of a review of a review.

    • @musopaul5407
      @musopaul5407 Рік тому +31

      For a moment, kind of made me feel like I didn't want to be alive anymore...

    • @didinx8417
      @didinx8417 Рік тому +64

      Watch Mauler's review (EFAP) of Pillar of Garbage's review of Critical Drinker's review of 'Glass Onion'. What a world we live in today.

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 Рік тому +9

      Just means there is nothing good to watch right now.

    • @TheShanicpower
      @TheShanicpower Рік тому +46

      @@didinx8417 No, I don't think I will.

  • @aboi5
    @aboi5 Рік тому +1147

    I'm pretty sure the box being sent to Andi was explained by Miles when he said he commissioned the boxes months in advance. The box was well on its way to Andi way before the murder took place

    • @kredonystus7768
      @kredonystus7768 Рік тому +23

      He's a millionaire and they're all hand delivered. He's not using Australia post.

    • @aboi5
      @aboi5 Рік тому +202

      @@kredonystus7768 He clearly made 5 boxes that took months to complete. He had always planned to invite Andi. My point is that he didn't deliver the box as some plan to cover his tracks but he always intended to invite Andi. Even the other characters aren't surprised that Miles would invite her, they're surprised she showed up.

    • @Thommy2n
      @Thommy2n Рік тому +68

      @@aboi5 No, it was established as a last minute thing.
      When asked if he had any prototypes or duplicates that could have been sent to Blanc,
      “My puzzle guy was barely able get the 5 ready in time.”
      As in the barely 2 weeks between the time he killed Andy and when the Murder mystery getaway would take place.
      Sending a box to Andy’s home was just a smokescreen to make it look like he thought she was still alive and look like the bigger person (make it all the more easy to make a public statement being dismayed by her supposed suicide “I’m devastated! I didn’t know she was hurting that much, why I had just invited to a private getaway with old friends and hopefully mend fences, but I guess it was just too little too late” *crocodile tear* ).
      He didn’t even have enough time to have it properly be a getaway of just them, considering he had a friend outside of their disrupter gang just crashing in a spare room (something you’d think even he would have prepped for if he had planned it out)
      Because at the end of the day, he is not someone who is able to plan ahead. He only got as far as he did because he acted first and fast.

    • @aboi5
      @aboi5 Рік тому +12

      @@Thommy2n I could have sworn there was a scene where he mentioned the boxes took months to make but I recently skimmed over the movie and could not find it for the life of me. I guess I made it up or something.

    • @johanliebert6000
      @johanliebert6000 Рік тому +10

      I just finished watching the film and no miles literally says 'my guys barely got 5 boxes in time' lol it's a garbage film

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf Рік тому +440

    19:01 there's a better explanation for this.
    The specific explosive that klear leaks is hydrogen gas (like hindenburg), the lightest gas that exists, so it floats to the top of the building and collects in the giant dome, therefore the biggest explosion happens there

    • @playgroundchooser
      @playgroundchooser Рік тому +51

      I'm only upset that it wasn't a blue explosion. Hydrogen burns clear or kinda a blue color. :)

    • @GabbyIsFine
      @GabbyIsFine Рік тому +59

      The politician character even made the association to hindenburg a couple of times.

    • @sonicpsycho13
      @sonicpsycho13 Рік тому +34

      I worked in a lab that used hydrogen-helium plasma torches. The lab was located on the top floor of the building, so if the hydrogen leaked, it could be most easily vented. We also had a number of other safeguards, like the tank was in a cabinet that vented to the roof at all times.

    • @deborahmutombo7224
      @deborahmutombo7224 Рік тому +5

      That's a good point 😲

    • @liamboote225
      @liamboote225 Рік тому +11

      @playgroundchooser Would have been really cool, though it may have taken people out of the scene. Even if a blue explosion is more correct, the general viewing public doesn't know that. So it may have taken people out of the movie thinking about how the explosion was blue, and that isn't a good thing in the climax of the movie. Though it would have been a really cool shot.

  • @YourMazzter1
    @YourMazzter1 Рік тому +829

    I don't get how people forget that Miles didn't even send the invites. He hired a company to send the boxes. While it doesn't tell us, it can be implied he already planned for this getaway and those were already to be sent out anyways.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +106

      Yes. The murder happened only like a day or two prior to the events at the island, hence why Blanc had been able to keep the media from learning of Andi's death and reporting on it... even Blanc said he wouldn't be able to keep it hush-hush for long. The murder was unplanned, improvised, a rash decision. But the fancy weekend must obviously have been planned for a longer time; the puzzle boxes with the invitations must've been commissioned months prior, as they took time to design and build and then they were sent out and couldnt be stopped.

    • @maevem316
      @maevem316 Рік тому +39

      Oh shit, I totally forgot about that. I kind of didn't like the "well, he did it to avoid suspicion" point, just because... he did have a recent falling out with Andi, is it that suspicious to not invite her after that? But I like this explanation quite a lot. At that point too, even if he thought to cancel it, it would definitely be suspicious to just stop Andi's, when her death hasn't been announced yet, because clearly it *wasn't* due to their falling out if he'd had it made after that.

    • @adamjoestar2001
      @adamjoestar2001 Рік тому +53

      The drinker is an open Elon fan, no wonder that he hates a movie critisizing his favorite billionaire

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Рік тому +31

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog The murder happened on May 11, and the events at the island happen on May 22, but yes, the point is totally correct, the boxes were delivered on May 13 and they were in the making for god knows how long before that.

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC Рік тому +16

      Miles refers to having a "puzzle guy" who apprenticed under Ricky Jay, which I thought was a nice touch.
      I missed the part the first time around where he mentions that his murder mystery was also written by someone else for him.
      That's one of the great things about it - when he needs to do something smart, he just orders in =)

  • @cynd.9029
    @cynd.9029 Рік тому +272

    My one and only problem with glas onion is Helen walking around on all that glass.. IN SANDALS 🙊

    • @GrandmaLover69
      @GrandmaLover69 5 місяців тому

      YEAH LIKE WTF! TAKE THOSE DAMN SANDALS OFF AND GO RAW DOG!

  • @tobithetabby6376
    @tobithetabby6376 9 місяців тому +112

    Critical is the new Cinema Sins when it comes to film criticism

    • @Oscar-dc4ur
      @Oscar-dc4ur 9 місяців тому +17

      It’s insane how much of a following he has

    • @cleverpsyche115
      @cleverpsyche115 8 місяців тому +7

      Funny enough, CinemaSins also complained about some of the same things in their video, like Miles not burning the napkin.

    • @mhawang8204
      @mhawang8204 7 місяців тому +11

      YES! CinemaSins ruined a generation of moviegoers…if they even saw the movie first. 😡🤦‍♀️

    • @scratwichman
      @scratwichman 6 місяців тому +7

      Cinema Sins is literally satire of people like critical, too many people think they’re serious. They often say they’re a parody of the overly nitpicky nerd from the Simpsons.
      Listen to their podcast where they talk normally about movies and have a genuine passion for film.

    • @AnessaSellsHouses
      @AnessaSellsHouses 8 днів тому

      At the very least, CinemaSins literally said they're not critics, but "assholes".
      Critical Drinker thinks he is his namesake.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 Рік тому +381

    8:05 even the first set up that Blanc was at least well known to some people as both Joni and Linda had already heard of him, not to mention how Lt. Elliott described him as ‘the great Benoit Blanc’.

    • @dlweiss
      @dlweiss Рік тому +56

      Exactly, they even went out of their way to say that the New Yorker had done a whole COVER PROFILE on him recently, meaning that he's just become even MORE well-known to the general public in this world.

    • @samuelbarber6177
      @samuelbarber6177 Рік тому +53

      @@dlweiss not to mention he’s likely to be more well known as the death of Harlan Thrombey was probably a high profile case, after all, a celebrity Crime Novelist being murdered in a Whodunnit plot is bound to get an article or two.

    • @alacnaythegreat1054
      @alacnaythegreat1054 Рік тому +1

      Not to mention they learned about him from a profile in the New Yorker, in which he is described as "the last of the gentlemen sleuths". Even if you cannot accept the premise of detectives being a group who can obtain celebrity, it's established that he is a part of a dying breed. He's the exception, not the rule.

    • @kanokarob
      @kanokarob Рік тому +33

      It's also completely in-line with the established tropes of the genre that TCD claims to hold so near and dear--Hercule Poirot is world-renowned, as are many if not all interpretations of Sherlock Holmes!

    • @nomanaleft8124
      @nomanaleft8124 Рік тому +20

      Just look at the people he was playing Among Us with. Yeah he's well known.

  • @giglefreakz
    @giglefreakz Рік тому +2367

    "What if X didn't happen?!"
    This can LITERALLY be said of every single story ever made.
    "What if Doc Brown didn't steal plutonium from the Libians?!"
    "What if Andy Dufresne was found innocent?!"
    "What if Thor had gone for the head?!"
    It is the most nothing piece of "criticism" you could every say about a story.

    • @noahbritt8321
      @noahbritt8321 Рік тому +167

      What If the Jedi actually listened to Fives about the inhibitor chips and Order 66?
      That one can be used for almost the entire Star Wars saga, further proving your point.

    • @giglefreakz
      @giglefreakz Рік тому +137

      @@noahbritt8321 My favourite one with Star Wars is what if that one Imperial Officer hadn't forgotten droids existed and had just shot down Threepio and R2's escape pod.

    • @cklempay17
      @cklempay17 Рік тому +43

      I don’t think that’s the worst way of criticizing a story, because there are plenty of times a story relies on random coincidence in order to advance the plot, and this is objectively a worse way to tell a story than creating a reason for it to happen, because it requires the audience to suspend disbelief further than they already have in order for the story to make sense. If it’s done once or twice relative to a much larger story, it’s very easy to forgive it as the story builder writing themselves into a corner.
      My understanding as to Critical Drinker’s reaction was that he was overblown by how often Glass Onion required - great deal of coincidences in order for the plot to advance as it did, and that that doesn’t excuse the story’s cheap tricks used to create a sense of mystery or suspense for the audience.
      At that point, I think it boils down to personal preference. I do think what the movie pulled was a bit of a one-trick pony, and so I enjoyed it as a one off idea of what a plot can be, but I wouldn’t want to see it repeated, and many would call what it pulled a “stunt”, and not an accomplishment.

    • @narchist
      @narchist Рік тому +71

      That criticism alone relies on every single character being a complete mastermind at planning and orchestrating so that their plans are never left up to chance or circumstance. Definitely one of the most braindead critiques. If X didn't happen, then clearly they would've went and done something else, not worth pondering it

    • @giglefreakz
      @giglefreakz Рік тому +95

      @@cklempay17 "this is objectively a worse way to tell a story"
      No, it isn't. Who is the arbiter of what constitutes objectively good or objectively bad ways of storytelling? You aren't, The Critical Dumbass isn't and I'm not it either.
      Nobody is because there is no such thing as an objective standard for art.
      Also, do point out the coincidences you're talking about here, because it seems you and TCD are just throwing that term around without thought.

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 7 місяців тому +328

    I used to like Critical Drinker - back when I thought he was doing a satirical parody, and the whole "ignorant drunk" bit was part of the act.
    I can't even describe what it felt like, the moment it dawned on me, that he was being serious.

    • @pysq8
      @pysq8 7 місяців тому +21

      It was somewhere around the woman Hulk for me 😅

    • @danortiz2123
      @danortiz2123 6 місяців тому +1

      poor you

    • @matteobetti8559
      @matteobetti8559 6 місяців тому

      Yeah exactly

    • @1979cavsfan
      @1979cavsfan 6 місяців тому

      She Hulk, with each episode costing $25M? She hulk was utter trash. @@pysq8

    • @Steelix26
      @Steelix26 6 місяців тому +12

      So pretty much a discount CinemaSins?

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 8 місяців тому +458

    Critical drinker sure loves talking about politics for someone who complains about politics in movies

    • @adamdickinson2894
      @adamdickinson2894 7 місяців тому +56

      It's the most ironic thing about him. He rails against 'hyper-politicised bullshit' by spouting even more exteme hyper-politicised bullshit 😂

    • @jackpackage4278
      @jackpackage4278 6 місяців тому +11

      Maybe movies shouldn’t have so many politics in them then 😂

    • @resevoirdog
      @resevoirdog 6 місяців тому +35

      @jackpackage4278 there's a difference between letting a black guy play a black guy and call out actual politics. Drinker doesn't do that. He pushes HIS OWN POLITICS onto non political movies too

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 6 місяців тому +13

      oh yes, movies, a form of art, should not be political whatsoever, how could there possibly be any politic in art unless it’s forced in there? preposterous

    • @jackpackage4278
      @jackpackage4278 6 місяців тому +5

      @@resevoirdog give one example. Because nobody cares about diversity in movies. But diversity and race swapping aren’t the same thing at all.

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf Рік тому +956

    ...Also, as for the point of "What if someone asked a question Helen didn't know the answer to but Andi should?" There was already a scene in which the characters have a conversation where Helen makes a noticeable mistake. The whole scene where she goes "You didn't even email me back!" and governor lady answers, "Yeah, I never say that kind of stuff in writing; that's why I called you." There's your example of Helen making a mistake Andi wouldn't make, but it didn't matter because she is walking around with Andi's face and knows better than to flounder around and make her deception obvious. Why would any of them guess that wasn't Andi when she looked like Andi and said that she was? Even if they knew she had an identical twin, the immediate conclusion will usually be "Andi is acting a weird, probably because she's still mad about what happened," not "That isn't Andi."

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Рік тому +170

      Also, Blanc knew that it would be difficult for Helen to pretend to be Andi. That’s why he explicitly covered up that Andi was dead and told Helen to act cold and brusque towards them.
      The Disruptors probably wouldn’t be wanting to make light conversation with the person they all betrayed anyway. Why would they “test” Andi to be sure that she’s the real one when they don’t know that she’s dead? And why would they expect Andi to be amicable towards them at all, especially to the point of making light conversation? It makes zero sense.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +67

      Exactly. The whole point is, people can go to great lengths to convince themselves of something they want to believe, even disregarding information to the contrary, or their brain making up excuses. It happens all the time. Psychologists have written about confirmation bias, and how eyewitness accounts are often trash because human brains are not an objective video recording but we're constantly constructing a narrative of the world around us coloured by our biases, misremembering things, subconsciously rewriting our own memories by thinking back to them etc.
      In real life (or in a fictional story trying to depict real life) normally people do not walk around thinking like people playing a roleplaying game (like D&D) who are questioning everything the gamemaster tells them to look for "clues", or a schizophreniac who thinks everyone around them is secretly a shapeshifting alien.

    • @carmageddonstein
      @carmageddonstein Рік тому +51

      Also, I have a coworker that I've worked with for almost a decade and I constantly forget he has an identical twin because I have never met him and it doesn't come up that often. I've made jokes about them switching places and nobody noticing, but I think there's a legitimate chance I wouldn't notice if we just didn't interact much that day.

    • @themudkip5295
      @themudkip5295 Рік тому +28

      exactly. when you hear hoof beats, look for horses, not zebras.

    • @emmajochum8682
      @emmajochum8682 Рік тому +20

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 It's also shown that the one Disrupter who *did* apparently know that she had a twin, was the one who wasn't the crunchiest chip in the bag. If Lionel or Helen knew about her having a twin, it might've clicked sooner. Or at least when they noticed she was acting different, but even then, that would be a stretch because they have no reason to suspect otherwise

  • @isaacs1959
    @isaacs1959 Рік тому +434

    Regarding Blanc being recognizably famous: this is a common feature of many whodunit movies and TV shows. People were always recognizing Poirot like he was a celebrity (and Rian Johnson said he specifically models his movies after Agatha Christie books).
    Sherlock Holmes is often shown to be recognized as the most famous detective in the world, the name precedes the man. Even the Murder, She Wrote lady was constantly being recognized by people, and she was a writer from a tiny town.

    • @DeusExProcella
      @DeusExProcella Рік тому +29

      JB Fletcher was so famous, as soon as she strolled into town the local sheriff would follow her around like a puppy because they knew she'd solve the crime first lol

    • @user-vc4bh2sw7h
      @user-vc4bh2sw7h Рік тому +23

      Poirot was even invited to places specifically because a murder was about to happen.

    • @mist9818
      @mist9818 Рік тому +13

      even miss marple that is suppose to be seen just as old countryside lady that likes to gossip is known by several investigators and police kkkkk and friend call her to help in murder cases too

    • @EvilDMMk3
      @EvilDMMk3 Рік тому +5

      @@user-vc4bh2sw7h more than that, the fact that someone claims not to know who he is is what tips him off in one story that they are the guilty party. He is so famous that he considers people not knowing who he is suspicious!

    • @EvilDMMk3
      @EvilDMMk3 Рік тому +7

      Jessica gets famous enough to be well known to the FBI

  • @FurTheWorkers
    @FurTheWorkers 7 місяців тому +90

    About the wardrobe choices: it seemed like a clear homage to the Hercule Poirot movies to me, especially Evil Under The Sun.
    Also, just the Alot reference alone was worth a like

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 10 місяців тому +300

    "I know what the answer to all these questions is gonna be, because the film straight up spells it out to us. ('It's just dumb!') Everything in this script that doesn't make sense is because the people involved were just really stupid."
    Congratulations, Critical Drinker, you *almost* understood the point of the movie! The murder plot, like the fancy energy infrastructure, like the house, like a glass onion, is needlessly complicated but also completely transparent, because it was designed by an idiot who thinks he's clever! The premise is literally spelled out in the title, and then explained in the movie in case anyone didn't understandthe deliberately ham-fisted metaphor!

    • @1979cavsfan
      @1979cavsfan 6 місяців тому +2

      18 of the top 25 imdb user reviews are a 6/10 or lower...face it, the movie sucked. I suppose this PoG guy is going to make a video detailing how those 18 individuals got it all wrong and used bots to upvote their user reviews? LoL

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth 6 місяців тому +27

      @@1979cavsfan No one is telling you to like the movie. You are welcome to your opinion.

    • @zannax351
      @zannax351 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@1979cavsfanApparently people arent allowed to have different opinions about the same piece of media anymore, when did I miss that memo?

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@zannax351
      It was never sent. The obsessive ones just like to mess with us. Best to just ignore them.

    • @presc13nt
      @presc13nt 5 місяців тому

      @@zannax351 Omg ! This ! So much this !!! Glad people like you are still out there. Thought we were extinct.

  • @markw1331
    @markw1331 Рік тому +268

    I saw the Critical Drinkers’ video and was bemused when he complained about Benoit Blanc being a world famous detective, not long after referring approvingly to Agatha Christie, who’s detective Hercule Poirot was also world famous.

    • @kattwillfindyou
      @kattwillfindyou Рік тому +34

      OMG like a "fictional world" could not exist in a movie.

    • @toshiyaar7885
      @toshiyaar7885 Рік тому

      That would be because the current one is nothing new and rides the coat tails of Agatha Christie etc. I still enjoyed it

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump Рік тому +600

    I think that a lot of Drinker's problems with this movie can stem from one understanding of his perspective:
    Even when EXPLICITLY TOLD BY EVERY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE that he's an idiot, Drinker still believes that Miles is supposed to be smart, and that Blanc/Helen/everyone else is just wrong about him.
    We could probably dig into why, but it's kind of irrelevant. All these criticisms are just him clinging to the idea that Miles should be smart enough to figure all these things out, but the *entire point of the movie* is that he isn't.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +96

      He's probably an Elon fanboy

    • @krank23
      @krank23 Рік тому +125

      That seems to be the problem with a lot of right-wing weirdos and this film. In their worldview, people like Miles (and Elon) are super geniuses worthy of praise, because they're rich and they also agree with at least some of the right's ideas. They can't fathom the idea of a rich person not being worthy of their riches. The entire point of their worldview is hierarchy - the "natural order" of capitalism basically.
      I often think of it as a kind of theology of prosperity, or maybe just a cargo cult thing. They see "success"; defined as having lots of money, and they think some action or innate ability of the successful prson led to that success. They want to believe success is something you get if you deserve it. That the world is just, and controllable. hat it's all not just an unfair shit show.
      So this move really spits in their eye and it will probably be a long time until they're able to let it go.

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump Рік тому +15

      @@falconeshield like I said, we could speculate on why, this is incredibly likely, but its ultimately besides the point

    • @vonniestewart4416
      @vonniestewart4416 Рік тому

      white man NOT genius??? too woke

    • @korokleafgaming6863
      @korokleafgaming6863 Рік тому +10

      No, its that the “Miles is stupid” argument doesn’t work for everyone else in the film being belligerently stupid.

  • @bruce3242
    @bruce3242 Рік тому +357

    That clip legitimately pissed me off with Jennifer.... I remember seeing him play it and immediately thinking "wow he's just lying at this point" there is nothing worse than someone who takes people out of context just to support a narrative.

    • @bruce3242
      @bruce3242 Рік тому +31

      @@caitlyncarvalho7637 entirely possible, but I don't think so, especially considering he doesn't actually watch movies he likes nor does he discuss them, but rather tries to find films he dislikes and tries to say there crap either, because of sexism (he's the sexist) or because he's biased and dislikes the writer and or director.

    • @jonathandantonio649
      @jonathandantonio649 Рік тому +10

      @Bruce
      That's an outright lie. Drinker both discusses and reviews movies and shows he likes. You all are full of ****

    • @bruce3242
      @bruce3242 Рік тому +17

      @@jonathandantonio649 oh you mean when he talks about films like Terminator or Alien.... Films that everyone loves, and almost worship, and all he does is mention all the things everyone else has mentioned.... When does she talk about new films that have come out or films not to many people know or foreign films?

    • @falconerd6100
      @falconerd6100 Рік тому +13

      @@bruce3242
      Recently:
      The Super Mario Bros. Movie - A Game Changer
      Dungeons & Dragons Subverted My Expectations
      John Wick Chapter 4 - A (Mostly) Excellent Finale
      The Drinker Recommends... The Whale
      Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood
      Before your post:
      Andor - The Best Show At The Worst Time
      The Drinker Recommends... All Quiet On The Western Front
      House Of The Dragon - It's Excellent
      Black Adam - It's An OK Movie
      A selection of reviews of recent films the he likes. Did you even look at his videos before posting? (that's rhetorical, I know the answer)

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 Рік тому

      @@falconerd6100 You mean the ones where the white male leads are invincible and are never challenged properly by women and there's no chance of them failing?
      Wow, wonder why he liked that.

  • @DragonFae16
    @DragonFae16 Рік тому +475

    Every time a clip of the Drinker complaining makes me go 'have you never seen a murder mystery movie before?' Everything he complains about are long-standing parts of murder mystery stories.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 11 місяців тому +28

      Some of them are also so on the pop culture that you can see them in kids shows like Scooby Doo, is like he didn't watched anything ever

    • @jodo2785
      @jodo2785 11 місяців тому

      Bro what?
      Knives Out and Glass Onion clearly presented the antagonist immediately. There's no "mystery" . . . everyone with functional brain cells knows the bad guy because it's so overtly implied, if not shown.
      You didn't know who the murderer was on the Orient Express until halfway through the third act. KO and GO are completely the opposite.
      They are campy, over the top, ripoffs. Lazily written copies.
      The cinematography is incredible though. Rian Johnson should just stick to that particular job.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@jodo2785glass onion didn't seem lazily written to me. More like very detailedly

    • @jodo2785
      @jodo2785 11 місяців тому +7

      @@ANTIStraussian I can make a very "detailed" art piece . . . of paint drying.
      It's still boring and devoid of any creativity or entertainment value.
      The cinematography is great. That's the only talent Rian Johnson actually has.
      But a movie, especially a mystery detective whodunnit movie, requires amazing writing and believable dialogue.
      Glass Onion fails completely in those areas.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 11 місяців тому +19

      @@jodo2785 it is ok if you don't like it but I think it did it very gracefully if a little slow at the beginning, is fun and easy to understand, it doesn't have to be a masterpiece to be good, it is competent and clear in it's intentions

  • @pumpkyn904
    @pumpkyn904 Рік тому +1143

    Critical Drinker always reminded me of my 11 year old step brother that, in the middle of the movie, will ask questions about what is going on *while the movie is currently answering that exact question.* He can’t get out of his own head enough to actually focus on and analyze what’s happening onscreen. Then, he bitches as if it’s somehow the movie’s fault that he has the patience and media literacy of an actual child.

    • @arloc357
      @arloc357 Рік тому +128

      Tbf he’s 11 and 11 year olds tend to be stupid a lot. CD is a grown man acting like he just came out of kindergarten

    • @jamesmaxwell1940
      @jamesmaxwell1940 Рік тому +59

      This is sort of a random note, but it reminds me of showing a good friend of mine the 1999 film Ravenous - and he's a big fan of Westerns, horror, and the idea of cannibalism in the Wild West - but he hated Ravenous because he kept complaining how "it doesn't make any fucking sense that Wendigos would exist in the Old West, wouldn't somebody else have figured it out by now and documented it?"
      It blew my mind how he couldn't get out of his own head and enjoy a film with all the right elements that's so creative, well made, and funny, just because he couldn't suspend his disbelif about the historical setting. As if the historical setting somehow invalidates the mythic aspect of the film, or vise versa. To his credit he ended up rewatching it and liking it more and admitting his initial take was wrong, but I was beyond shocked when he complained watching it the first time.

    • @pumpkyn904
      @pumpkyn904 Рік тому +71

      @@arloc357 Oh you’re completely right lmao, don’t get me wrong I have nothing against an 11 year old for acting like an 11 year old. My stepbrother has media literacy proportionate to his age. CD does not.

    • @83croissant
      @83croissant Рік тому

      Is your 11 year old brother my 69 year old mom ? Lol

    • @hoyofan533
      @hoyofan533 Рік тому +8

      @@arloc357 Man I wish I thought of that trash talk for Critical drinker 🤣

  • @yesitislikethat
    @yesitislikethat Рік тому +799

    He questioned their stylish clothing? 😂 For one, they were going to their billionaire friend’s exclusive party. Secondly, it was like a mini vacation… on a private island, no less. Finally, the movie was set in 2020, with the pandemic as the backdrop. I think many people would get all dolled up after being cooped-up at home in PJs; quarantined or cut-off from other people for a while.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 Рік тому +129

      Also like ive seen normal people wear what he critiques. Which was his main point that no one would actively wear what they wear.

    • @Mish844
      @Mish844 Рік тому +1

      CD is so whingy that a little scarf and a few stripes are enough for him to lose his shit. Really? I'd understand if it was a dress made out of, I dunno, bacon, but this?

    • @yesitislikethat
      @yesitislikethat Рік тому +6

      @@hamchurger4566 true!

    • @yesitislikethat
      @yesitislikethat Рік тому +2

      @@Mish844 right?! 😂
      🥓👗

    • @83croissant
      @83croissant Рік тому +100

      Not to mention Benoit Blanc is as queer as a two dollar bill and seems interested in fashion , due to his knowledge of Birdies career

  • @GoatThatWasALamp
    @GoatThatWasALamp Рік тому +449

    The Drinker is an interesting character to me. He’s someone who genuinely knows how to parse out why he likes the films he does. When he exults a film, he does so eloquently and thoughtfully and I even discovered some of my favorite films as a result of him. On the other hand, he is so thoroughly closed minded that he can’t differentiate a movie that he doesn’t like for some personal hang up versus a genuinely bad movie, and in his brain they are the exact same things. It’s almost like the Nostalgia Critic where the man can make excellent video essays but truly falls apart when it comes time to critique a film or (god forbid) make one

    • @ak96ful1
      @ak96ful1 Рік тому +18

      The Nostalgia Critic's Logan review is the worst I have ever seen

    • @GoatThatWasALamp
      @GoatThatWasALamp Рік тому +29

      @@ak96ful1 oh see in my mind, the Nostalgia Critic sublimated into a ball of plasma and dissociated after his review of The Wall. I’m actually afraid if the Logan review is worse than that monstrosity

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado Рік тому +1

      Tell me of one youtuber that does movies reviews that actually knows about what its talking about. Logan is meh btw overrated for sure..

    • @cringekiller348
      @cringekiller348 Рік тому +50

      Critical drinker is delusional

    • @bobholt6217
      @bobholt6217 Рік тому +6

      Anyone who finds joy in this era of modern cinema is part of the problem.

  • @twoczents
    @twoczents Рік тому +275

    I did a presentation on this guy in a communications class in college for my topic on plausible deniability. When I was finished, my teacher wanted me to clarify if this was indeed a real person. Also, as someone who watched some of his reviews, yes. He deliberately leaves stuff out. Why? Your guess is a good a mine.

    • @arun_gaming1426
      @arun_gaming1426 Рік тому +68

      Exactly, u said it well !
      He seriusly leaves out stuff, for him everything is woke and hence that is all wrong !

    • @carteljameson8395
      @carteljameson8395 Рік тому +18

      @@arun_gaming1426 Funny that you say he thinks everything is woke considering 2 days ago, he made a video disproving that accusation.

    • @megaham1552
      @megaham1552 Рік тому +49

      Because he panders to a certain crowd that's why

    • @ThisIsCool45
      @ThisIsCool45 Рік тому +3

      @@megaham1552 what group? You should weed them out if you don't mind doing so

    • @bobtom2633
      @bobtom2633 Рік тому +2

      @VideoAmigos Children and the brain dead.

  • @tomasdetres1990
    @tomasdetres1990 Рік тому +828

    Critical Drinker is one of those reviewers who think having a political or social commentary message and good writing are mutually exclusive
    In his view, if a movie is bad, (or he doesn't like it) it's 1000% because of diversity hiring, social commentary, ect.

    • @indigo7220
      @indigo7220 Рік тому +178

      In reality he love politics in film, just not politics he disagrees with. And as we all know, disagreeing with something means it is objectively false

    • @YanickaQuilt
      @YanickaQuilt Рік тому +61

      I just blocked the guy......he is not worth the bandwidth

    • @Cinephilemo
      @Cinephilemo Рік тому +27

      No. Im sorry i definitely agree with this video and the Critical Drinker did mess up. But there are countless instances of the Critical Drinker pointing out good things about stuff one might think is bad because of diversity hiring and social commentary and what not. Critical Drinker for the most part chooses the projects that mess up because of these things and yes that does happen a lot. And uses them a lot in his videos, which gives the illusion that hes just completely racist and sexist and etc. and that he just doesnt want any kind of diversity in movies ever.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Рік тому +25

      @@Cinephilemo because he is and he doesn’t. :)

    • @tiagocosmos
      @tiagocosmos Рік тому +97

      @@Cinephilemo a broken clock is still right twice a day. doesn't make it useful.

  • @adama.7735
    @adama.7735 Рік тому +1273

    I’m absolutely dumbfounded that The Critical Drinker cited Andi having a twin sister as an example of the movie’s supposed conveniences and contrivances. That’s the equivalent of saying “Boy, isn’t it convenient that Luke’s father happened to be a Jedi Master?” Seriously, what is even the complaint? Does he think twins don’t exist?

    • @ivannas5540
      @ivannas5540 Рік тому +121

      Exactly haha, it's not even much of a coincidence rather what actually makes the story able to happen to begin with lol

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 Рік тому +64

      Isnt it funny how he is mad about Rian ruining Luke… Who it Also turned out had a twin?

    •  Рік тому

      yeah, twins are SJW propaganda or something, probably :D

    • @rosswatson3993
      @rosswatson3993 Рік тому +55

      He criticizes that plot point because NOBODY knew she had a twin sister. That's a little convenient

    • @supuchan
      @supuchan Рік тому

      @@rosswatson3993 Birdie knew, she even said so, but apparently forgot because she's dumb or didn't care

  • @morenicginiusthegreat4227
    @morenicginiusthegreat4227 Рік тому +39

    I don't know if this is a compliment or an insult, or even sane, but to me the Critical Drinker looks like a character from Glass Onion.

  • @mikehall7189
    @mikehall7189 Рік тому +114

    He thought that Midsommer was an anti male movie, completely missing the point of the movie, that it was about how a vulnerable lady torn apart by grief was manipulated by a harmful cult.

    • @andrewh2593
      @andrewh2593 Рік тому +9

      Lmao. It IS anti-male. Most stuff today is. Anyway, there is a reason girls text "🔥🐻" if they don't like a guy. Go ahead. Ask one you know. She will confirm what I'm saying.

    • @dabadshoes8658
      @dabadshoes8658 Рік тому +14

      The movie was dogshit nonetheless anyway. Midsommar sucked as a movie and honestly I would rather watch stranger things it has far more competent story telling in mind.

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion Рік тому

      @@andrewh2593 so is any movie where a guy ends up dead anti-male?

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 Рік тому +5

      @@dabadshoes8658 Stranger Things hasn't been good since S1, and even that was contrived.

    • @carson5090
      @carson5090 Рік тому +4

      @@andrewh2593 how is it anti-male?

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames Рік тому +650

    his form of criticism seems to be the most basic level of "how dare every character not act perfectly rationally at all times with perfect recall and also all of the information that the audience knows even though they don't know that!" Like if this guy was playing D&D he'd complain about not being able to kill the rogue who out of character stated he's an assassin because he doesn't understand the difference between what the audience knows and what the characters know. Characters are in fact allowed to act irrationally and with flaws. It's not a plothole if Miles doesn't immediately sus out exactly what's going on and have an answer to every problem that comes his way. It's doubly not a plot hole when the entire film is literally about him being a moron!

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Рік тому +9

      The thing is, there's a difference between a character being intentionally stupid and unintentionally stupid.

    • @BlazeMakesGames
      @BlazeMakesGames Рік тому +59

      and he doesn't seem to understand that. His level of criticism is like complaining that Drax doesn't understand metaphors and idioms in Guardians of the Galaxy and calling that a plothole because why would anyone not understand that.

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Рік тому +12

      Thing is, sometimes this sort of criticism it is founded. I remember some of the recent Star Wars themed series that had blatantly silly parts , such a base that had no security because "nobody would dare to attack it", or Boba Fett wanting to rule a city using like half a dozen men and refusing to fight from their fortress to go for a much more dangerous fight in the city to protect the people from killers that...were after them. Legitimate plot contrivances where I think there's a case for not being able to buy into the premise of the work of fiction and call the writing 'lazy' and all that jazz. And I am not above the MST3K approach of just taking the piss out of something, as long as you know that it's only for fun. To me it is pretty obvious that when this devolves into questioning with moral indignation the wardrobe choices and plot points in a super-tropey meta-wuddunit , something is wrong.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Рік тому +14

      I enjoy his content but literally every video he does now is "SJW bad" guy doesn't seem to enjoy anything except the sound of his own boozed up voice these days

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +4

      Agreed. The thing is, we as the audiences are accustomed that the eye of the camera shows us the truth, unless it's a Found Footage genre or the movie clearly features an Unreliable Narrator by either literally having the story told by a (biased) 1st person narrator character or (like in the first couple Harry Potter movies) only ever showing events from the narrow point of view of a single character who isn't always present at events and lacks certain informations. Here, we were at first led to believe the camera shows us the audience true & unfiltered events, because the movie starts out by showing us multiple characters during the teaser and only later switches to following Benoir Blanc around for a while, until it switches to Helen and Blanc.
      But the first _Knives Out_ movie had also misdirected the audience by initially not giving the audience the complete picture, instead showing events from the point of view of certain characters and presenting their (false) conclusions! So why was anyone surprised when _Glass Onion_ did the same thing?
      Other "murder mysteries" tales have misdirected the viewers or readers before, it's not a new thing. The only detective show that is famous for showing the audience right at the start who the killer is, during the teaser, is _Detective Columbo._ The Columbo series is not about the audience figuring out who the murderer is, but the thrill of watching Columbo figure it out and leading the murderer into a psychological trap to give themselves away.

  • @koji6745
    @koji6745 Рік тому +438

    So many of his points were LITERALLY ADDRESSED BY THE MOVIE, its like cinema sins, actively complaining *instead of listening to whats going on onscreen*

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +35

      Ding!

    • @danicakelly2242
      @danicakelly2242 Рік тому +35

      With one critical difference: Cinema Sins never claims to be movie critics, only assholes. It was in their welcome to the channel video and everything.

    • @tiagocosmos
      @tiagocosmos Рік тому +19

      i freaking hate cinema sins.

    • @Wejjow
      @Wejjow Рік тому +54

      @@danicakelly2242 Most of the takes on Cinema Sins coincide with the creators' actual opinions about the movies they're sinning. The satire defense is just them giving plausible deniability whenever they get facts wrong or willfully misinterpret events to manufacture sins.

    • @aureateseigneur5317
      @aureateseigneur5317 Рік тому +8

      @danicakelly2242 They can make that claim but there's enough actual criticism in their videos and their body of sork for me to not really believe then when they say that.

  • @lavenderhoney7310
    @lavenderhoney7310 Рік тому +69

    7:14 Hercules Poirot? Sherlock Holmes? Two of the most famous fictional detectives and they’re both famous in their respective universes

    • @Max-om7bk
      @Max-om7bk Рік тому +11

      I was just thinking this! famous detectives is a fucking genre trope my guy lolol

  • @gottfriedosterbach3907
    @gottfriedosterbach3907 Рік тому +126

    That he sent her a box made it obvious Miles did it. He was trying to create an alibi with an event where he was making sure everyone who could have been a loose end was onboard. Mikes had no reason to send a box except to say Oh no, I was trying to make amends, I even invited her to my island which I definitely had no opportunity to engage with her otherwise. Phone, I don't even use a phone or email.

    • @jeremyterkelsen2518
      @jeremyterkelsen2518 Рік тому +2

      People can argue about the logic of the movie, but in my opinion it's just poorly paced. The flashback midway through Glass Onion halts all of the story's momentum and then recontextualizes everything in the most convoluted way possible before revealing that Andi's sister is still somehow alive. It's not just Miles that is dumb, it's the whole damn plot, but people will still say "ThAtS tHe WhOLe pOiNt".

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic 8 місяців тому +1

      @@jeremyterkelsen2518 I agree. I don't think the film was paced nearly as well as the first film, and the flashback feels a little lazy

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu Рік тому +309

    *Helen shows up on the island*
    *Miles immediately stabs her then explains he already murdered Andi so he knows it isn't actually her*
    Yeah he has a point that would've been a much better and more realistic direction for the movie to go

    • @mcbean1
      @mcbean1 Рік тому +13

      Nah just let the person you murdered wonder around your house for hours and hours on their own....

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Рік тому +56

      @@mcbean1 This is a critical drinker alt account huh?

    • @mcbean1
      @mcbean1 Рік тому +5

      @@itcouldbelupus2842 nope, nice try though

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Рік тому +66

      @@mcbean1 Ah, so just a fan who is stealing his personality.
      Almost sadder.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +78

      Yeah, the murderer going "Hey, didn't I drug you and leave you to die just recently to make it look like a suicide?" in front of witnesses including a world famous detective would have been much smarter of Miles! /sarcasm

  • @FailcopterWes
    @FailcopterWes Рік тому +585

    With the gun and the notepad stopping it, the whole thing makes a lot more sense when you realise he's shooting through a window. That'll slow the bullet and change it's course, leading to less penetrative power. Add into that the fact he's firing one handed, probably because he thought that's how you do it, and at a target that's nearly side-on when he actually fires, it's more amazing that he even hit her at all.

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +100

      A great point!

    • @ajerqureshi6411
      @ajerqureshi6411 Рік тому +113

      Even with all that said...it's a pretty dang popular trope in movies...and it was somehow used effectively enough to avoid feeling like a cliche. You're watching a movie where you're allowed to suspend disbelief.

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 Рік тому +120

      It is, in fact, stormglass - hardened glass that isn't considered bullet resistant, but is made to withstand heavy weather. That's why the camera zooms in on the characteristic spider-web pattern formed by the bullet-hole. And yeah, stormglass might not be "bullet-resistant", but it will absolutely weaken a 9mm bullet.

    • @mike_ere
      @mike_ere Рік тому +85

      I don't know anithing about guns, but a waterproof gun has to have less penetration power than a good one. For me it felt like Duke's gun was more of an accessory rather than a weapon.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Рік тому +73

      @@mike_ere Which is very in-line with his character, a guy who acts tough but really isn't.

  • @PayondeAwsome
    @PayondeAwsome Рік тому +321

    14:33. The movie also literally addresses this. When Helen is confronted about how they all went to Andi's house and Helen doesn't know that they went there

    • @BWGmedia
      @BWGmedia Рік тому +6

      What? How does that address the claim that Helens cover could've been blown so easily at so many times... or is the answer again that the characters are just dumb

    • @PayondeAwsome
      @PayondeAwsome Рік тому +40

      @@BWGmedia No. They confront her with knowledge only Andi would have if she were alive. They went to Andi's house looking for her after she threatened them with the letter and Helen didn't know because she's not Andi. This also deepens the mystery because, with retrospect, we know the shitheads didn't know Andi was dead. But it in the moment it makes things even more complicated. Maybe they're all in cahoots, maybe one of them killed her then came back, maybe it was just two or three. Plus, they're all actively avoiding her because it's so awkward for them. They're clearly mostly ashamed, aside from maybe Duke.

    • @TheDelinear
      @TheDelinear Рік тому +21

      I genuinely love that one of the criticisms is "What if they ask her questions she doesn't know the answer to," as if refusing to make small talk with a bunch of people who just stuck a knife very publicly in her back is not only an option, but the likely default state of someone who is, on the face of it, only there to make everyone feel ashamed and uncomfortable. The fact that the other guests are understandably going out of their way to avoid her aside, if I wanted to make a group who betrayed me feel awkward, I wouldn't do it by engaging in idle chit chat with them.

    • @harish123az
      @harish123az Рік тому

      @@BWGmedia How could the cover have blown? They literally stabbed Andi in the back, do you think they will then ask questions and be friendly with her? I am sorry but it looks like you are the dumb one here my dude

  • @onftbb
    @onftbb Рік тому +496

    The chilli sauce question really pushed me over the edge honestly. It shows a complete lack of attention being paid toward the film. Truly embarrassing.

    • @Jess-eu4uw
      @Jess-eu4uw Рік тому +21

      Felt the same here. Thats what brought me here

    • @BWGmedia
      @BWGmedia Рік тому +36

      The problem isn't that drinker just forgot where they got the hot sauce from.... its that its contrived and ONLY set up earlier-unnaturally and seemingly out of nowhere-for blanc to hold onto for again next to no logical reason the whole time all for its payoff near the end. Its disheartening that people see this as good set up and pay off.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Рік тому +12

      Critical Drinker in nutshell

    • @spryhuman1297
      @spryhuman1297 Рік тому +56

      @@BWGmedia there’s shit like this even in other great movies and tv shows I’m sure you probably like. It’s not a major coincidence, miles just likes to show off to everyone around him. It’s only natural that they would use something he takes pride in against him. A coincidence doesn’t have to just be a coincidence for plot’s sake. It can also be used for irony, themes, and motivations.

    • @mikejeffries3333
      @mikejeffries3333 Рік тому +77

      @@BWGmedia Literally how else do you do setup and payoff without "here is a thing that may come into use later" and then "here is that thing being used?"

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 Рік тому +915

    I think what bothers me most is that so many media critics on YT just aren't intellectualy or aesthetically curious people. They think the sum total of criticism is watching something, and then explaining what happened, what they did and didn't like with some effort afforded as to why. And if you're lucky, a thinly veiled jab at some topical issue.
    But thats not what critique is nor is it what critics actually do. Critics read history, poetry, literature, art history, politics, philosophy and science to have as many threads upon which to pull and as many references or themes they might draw upon. Criticism is about discussion not judgement, analysis with discovery, withholding judgement is also very important and one must always be open to correction. A critic is not just an opinion-haver, but a fuller person.
    But alas, I feel like the core of whats wrong is that these YT reviewers have internalised the aesthetics of passing judgement without any of the 'wisdom' garnered through actual artisitc study and cultivation required to to make said judgement be any more than a brainfart.

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +167

      I think ‘reviewing’ has a place in media discourse, even in criticism - but I do think it’s a shame how that sort of ‘reviewing’ seems to have subsumed this type of criticism in the popular consciousness, especially on UA-cam.
      That being said, I think UA-cam’s seen some really gifted creators turn out real, layered, beautiful criticism in a way that wouldn’t have been popular for most people even 15 years ago.

    • @satyasyasatyasya5746
      @satyasyasatyasya5746 Рік тому +1

      @@PillarofGarbage Yeh, I'm just really bummed-out knowing that all these trashy, reactionary half-baked review-bro anti-SJW types get way more views than anything else made in good faith and hard work.

    • @bluee3348
      @bluee3348 Рік тому +63

      ​@@PillarofGarbage I think Folding Ideas' work on Fifty Shades of Grey is a perfect example of this kind of actually INTERESTING media analysis that wouldn't've been possible on youtube(or anywhere, for that matter)a decade ago.

    • @samniel
      @samniel Рік тому +58

      It's been going on for years since media criticism on YT became all about "recap movie, make a few jokes, scream very loudly". At some point these "critics" were just looking for holes to pick apart which in many cases weren't actually holes but just rules of the medium. Or the very surface CinemaSins way of "make my script while watching a movie and anything that isn't immediately explained is a plot hole, but when it does get explained it's thinking your audience is dumb."
      In short, pushing content instead of engaging with the product.

    • @notmbr
      @notmbr Рік тому +1

      what’re ur thoughts on RLM as media critic?

  • @nedzed3663
    @nedzed3663 Рік тому +694

    Status Quo Warriors like screeching Scrooge McDuck are where context and media criticism goes to die. These people have made online reviewers a laughing stock more unintentionally funny than informative, and I hate that.

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 Рік тому +33

      Hey! ...Scrooge McDuck actually has a brain. Even though he's a horrible capitalist. 😉

    • @skodware
      @skodware Рік тому +52

      "Status Quo Warriors" is a good phrase need to steal that one

    • @nedzed3663
      @nedzed3663 Рік тому +11

      @@snorpenbass4196 Just the absolute worst, capitalist. Watch Duck Tales or read some older Uncle Scrooge comics, he's awful

    • @nedzed3663
      @nedzed3663 Рік тому

      @@skodware Go ahead

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +6

      Who takes Star Wars fans seriously with guys like this?

  • @taikamiya8214
    @taikamiya8214 Рік тому +124

    "The story falls apart if Thor just went for the head."
    -Critical Drinker

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea 10 місяців тому +3

      The story falls apart if Chris didn't go to the house

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 9 місяців тому +1

      Great, so just so you know, you are no longer allowed to complain about contrived plotting in any movie again.

    • @taikamiya8214
      @taikamiya8214 9 місяців тому +5

      @@spenser9908 The titanic wouldn't have sank if they never hit the iceberg... such contrived plotting.

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 9 місяців тому +1

      @@taikamiya8214 It wouldn't have hit the iceberg if it wasn't going so fast. Wouldn't have been going so fast if the owner hadn't ordered the last boilers lit. Wouldn't have been ordered to light the last boilers if the owner hadn't wanted to get to NY in record time.
      You don't understand writing, son. Sit down.

    • @taikamiya8214
      @taikamiya8214 9 місяців тому +5

      @@spenser9908 You just debunked yourself. Critical Drinker's logic is that plotting is ill-conceived if different decisions were made throughout the story, and thus your first paragraph is ill-conceived plotting by his criteria while also matching the analogy of his criteria in my comment.

  • @jackjax7921
    @jackjax7921 5 місяців тому +13

    I wonder what these essay writers or critics do when they wrote their own movie. I will 90 percent guarantee they would be trash. Why? They make careers criticizing movies. Where's their work? Its easy to add onto something rather than creating something.

    • @WL1264
      @WL1264 5 місяців тому +3

      Does this apply to this channel as well?
      Also you don't need to make movies to criticize them.
      Critical drinker has actually written some books and he's actually making a movie.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@WL1264Ah yes, the books which is a garbage ass copy of Jack Ryan and Reacher. Critical Stinker has no originality.

    • @WL1264
      @WL1264 4 місяці тому

      @@everythingisawesome2903 still better than you tho

    • @Lithosagymfan173
      @Lithosagymfan173 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@WL1264Drinker Boy criticizes people for bad writing, we can do to for his bad writing in his books.

    • @DumbJockQuaterback
      @DumbJockQuaterback Місяць тому

      Your whole comment is a Tu quoque.

  • @bluecloud4652
    @bluecloud4652 Рік тому +450

    The moment Duke started choking, all I was thinking was "Did someone put pineapple in his drink?" And it was proven right when Blanc didn't find anything obstructing his airway. But when Miles saw that it was his glass on the floor and suspected that it was poison, I thought "Oh it must've been poison I guess I was wrong". I gave Miles too much credit because that's what everyone else around him did all the time. I didn't notice the handoff myself, which is what led to my assumptions.
    Now does this mean I missed some details and therefore didn't see the full picture, or that the movie is bad?

    • @Mish844
      @Mish844 Рік тому +51

      if you were a little more, I dunno, arrogant or narcisistic, like the folks in critic-wannabe-circlejerk then it would be the latter

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard Рік тому +68

      Miles managed to full on gaslight me and I loved it. I'd noticed the glass hand over, didn't think much beyond "weird way to take a drink". After the talk of glass switches I remembered the scene, but then Miles swiftly explained Duke must've picked up the wrong glass, and the scene that played during his explanation backed up what he was saying. It made me doubt my memory and despite being sure I'd not quite remembered it like that, I still went along with what he said. Literally played into the point of the movie, I loved it.
      TCD can complain the scenes are 'lying' all he wants, but unreliable narrators are a really fun way to play with your audience imo, and this movie didn't only show the 'wrong' scene, it showed the audience both and relied on them seeing it and remembering the true one.
      If a movie like this only ever showed 'wrong' scenes without giving the audience any chance to see the truth, I'd agree it'd be a piss poor way to make a film, but both Knives Out and Glass Onion give everything you need to see, nestled between unreliable narrators. And imo it's always oibvious which scenes are from unreliable narrators due to always having them voice over it.

    • @AfutureV
      @AfutureV Рік тому +3

      @@Spamhard The propose of an unreliable narrator is defeated if there is only one scene in the whole movie that lies. I do not think you can say voiceover is an indication of unreliability, then that means the whole recap of Andi was unreliable too.

    • @AfutureV
      @AfutureV Рік тому +3

      Worlds greatest detective does not analyse the glass? That does not line up

    • @Victor-qx3vx
      @Victor-qx3vx Рік тому +13

      It means the movie intentionally and successfully deviate your attention from what Miles was doing.
      Miles himself points out to Birdie’s dress as a way to make Duke and everyone else look away as he hands his victim the glass.

  • @Calhasnopals
    @Calhasnopals Рік тому +473

    Stuff like this is even funnier when you remember Duke was a “Mens rights UA-camr”. It’s like Poetry, really, it writes itself

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Рік тому +47

      It uh. It rhymes

    • @EnemyToad
      @EnemyToad Рік тому +11

      @@saintsea-hat7891we’re only two or three degrees of separation away, you basically had to say it

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 Рік тому +6

      the best thing about this is how normies are forced to care about all the things they never cared about before like integrity, truth, facts, etc. if only they weren't massive hypocrites, then maybe i could take them seriously. but since they're just as bad as they accuse everyone else, i'll keep laughing at all the heads exploding from that review

    • @sonicman9910
      @sonicman9910 Рік тому +30

      @@cagneybillingsley2165 cope

    • @astronova6150
      @astronova6150 Рік тому +2

      @@cagneybillingsley2165 ok cagney billingsley

  • @PeterTubaEuph
    @PeterTubaEuph Рік тому +166

    A rule of coincidences in fiction that I once heard is "Any coincidence that helps the protagonist is bad, while any coincidence that gets in the protagonist's way is good."

    • @mr_doomspire2813
      @mr_doomspire2813 Рік тому +1

      What do you think is the situation here?

    • @secretlyaturtle8292
      @secretlyaturtle8292 Рік тому +48

      That’s a pretty shit rule.
      It’s kind of hard for me to take an antagonist seriously if the only thing keeping the protagonists form accomplishing there goals are a set of widely unbelievable coincidences.

    • @lisah8438
      @lisah8438 Рік тому +13

      Who made that stupid rule? Rule are made by humans. So I disagree with rule. It is a stupid rule. Explain why it is a good rule.

    • @teamsabre4
      @teamsabre4 Рік тому +6

      ​@@lisah8438 Protagonist asspull bad. Antagonist asspull good. Nuff said.

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 Рік тому +9

      I'm pretty it's a general rule to tell you to avoid the Deus Ex Machina. Don't make things happen out of nowhere to save your characters.
      If random things happen, it's ok. But if random things happen just because your character can't save himself since your plot drove him in a corner, that's trash.

  • @DerekHise
    @DerekHise Рік тому +205

    Fun fact: Binge drinking significantly lowers your IQ.

    • @junzeroni
      @junzeroni 10 місяців тому +1

      The dude's almost certainly not actually a drinker. He's just performing as one for an audience of immature edgelords who think 'drinking hard liquor = manly alpha bad-ass' or whatever. It's Will's shit-tier attempt at a Harry Plinkett like character.

    • @moona3206
      @moona3206 7 місяців тому +11

      And it shows 😂

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified Рік тому +448

    "What if one of the group had asked Helen a personal question that she should've known the answer to but didn't" This also quite literally happens and the characters say to each other that something's off about Andi and that she's changed. It's kind of an important scene too, the one that reveals that all 4 of the disrupters were at her house the day of her murder. Not to mention she only keeps the act up for a single day, and most of it is spent purposefully not talking to the group so she doesn't blow her cover. I've never heard of this Critical Drinker guy before but it's kind of embarrassing how much he flat out did not pay attention to this movie he's criticizing.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz Рік тому +52

      Yup! She specifically made herself hard to approach so no one would approach her n start up a sweet trip down memory lane.
      It’s like this guy needs movie story-tellin to b spoon-fed to him or something.
      “Mommy~ y do these ppl all dress so flashy n not like me & my friends? 🥺”
      “Cuz we’re middle class and they’re not, baby~”

    • @carltontaylor6500
      @carltontaylor6500 Рік тому +14

      Also….they’re college friends, what super personal question would they ask that they would know and HER SISTER wouldn’t know?

    • @jackj9816
      @jackj9816 Рік тому

      I normally like his content but think he fucked up here

    • @Ben-xq8gg
      @Ben-xq8gg Рік тому +2

      She also read through Andis diaries

  • @barnabykane4515
    @barnabykane4515 Рік тому +79

    18:40 Pretty sure that when Claire and Lionel are at the pool discussing Klear they mention how Klear produces a lot of hydrogen ala the Hindenburg disaster. Because of the bouyancy of diatomic hydrogen, heat of combustion is released upwards rather than filling a space. That's why the glass onion explodes but not the people inside. I guess you could argue that falling glass would have severely wounded some of the guests but if we're going in that direction might as well criticize every action movie to be released in the last forty odd years.

    • @alexander_markovski
      @alexander_markovski Рік тому +1

      We love-hate the movie trope of ✨plot armour✨

    • @ignaciodiaz919
      @ignaciodiaz919 Рік тому +4

      Also, the fire extractor on thr chimney is what explotes. The extractor went up, right to the Onion. Why? IDK, but you can justify everything with the "Miles Bron is an idiot" and it works

  • @Nilnot
    @Nilnot 11 місяців тому +78

    Yeah, I think C.D.’s appeal has never exactly been his media literacy or writing ability

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine 10 місяців тому +6

      I assumed it was his aviator glasses.

    • @JarlinJamesNDK13
      @JarlinJamesNDK13 9 місяців тому

      yet he has his own book franchise which is being made into a movie and he is a writer in the rambo comics as well....🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Nilnot
      @Nilnot 9 місяців тому +13

      @@JarlinJamesNDK13 him having a kickstarter-funded short film just makes me see his fans as bigger suckers. Also, that’s just unfortunate for Rambo

    • @JarlinJamesNDK13
      @JarlinJamesNDK13 9 місяців тому

      @@Nilnot he has also written a multi book series which has decent reviews as well.

    • @Nilnot
      @Nilnot 9 місяців тому +9

      It seems like the audience is pretty exclusively people who are promoted the books through his channel. Not exactly burning up any sales charts, and the reviews are very small sample sizes, most likely consisting of his subscribers

  • @Name-eu2hy
    @Name-eu2hy Рік тому +78

    How can you watch Knives Out and not realize that the stories of Benoit Blanc lie on the part of the genre' spectrum which dabbles in the complicated and almost whimsically fascinating. Drinker's entire critique of the movie is based on either ignoring things shown in the movie, or judging it through lenses of false expectations instead of for what it is.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine 10 місяців тому +6

      Look, the 'reviewer' space on UA-cam is cutthroat these days. Low barrier to entry. New starry eyed opinion havers constantly flooding in. You don't make a million subscribers just by being good. You do it by catering to an audience.
      Drinkers job is not to be a critic. It's to be an opinion for hire for a certain type of person. That means he has to fit anything and everything into a very specific shape. Some things fit and some things must be made to fit. But fit they shall. I don't know what UA-cam monetization looks like, but it may be fair to call it his livelihood at this point.
      Which is ironic. People flocked to UA-camrs for their perceived sincerity. But the truth is, lots of youtube personalities are more beholden than old school newspaper critics ever were to whims of their laser targeted audiences.

    • @jacksonorlady1367
      @jacksonorlady1367 3 місяці тому

      @@Bustermachine Defining something doesnt make it good

  • @talkinggibberish
    @talkinggibberish Рік тому +189

    Ive seen a few people say "If he killed her, why doesnt he respond stronger"... but like... he doesnt REALLY know that she is dead. He drugged her with sleeping pills and left her in her running car. Its reasonable that he thinks she may have survived it. and is now trying to figure out why shes here. if shes trying to get revenge. etc.

    • @WhatsTheTakeaway
      @WhatsTheTakeaway Рік тому +9

      That's head cannon, and a big problem with this movie. A lot of audiences filling in the blanks.

    • @cheapPixel
      @cheapPixel Рік тому +88

      @@WhatsTheTakeaway Not everything has be explicitly said. You're given a set of scenes and context and a logical person could've concluded that Miles thought his murder attempt failed.

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Рік тому +28

      You think it is head canon that of all the possible methods of the murder, they picked one where he would not actually see her die? And it is explicitly mentioned that he did not.

    • @familyrowbottom1956
      @familyrowbottom1956 Рік тому +55

      @@WhatsTheTakeaway the film explicitly states that the killer chose that method so they wouldn't have to watch her die when blanc and helen are discussing means and motive

    • @amk4MK
      @amk4MK Рік тому +25

      @@WhatsTheTakeaway have you never heard of the saying "if you don't see a character die on screen they're not really dead"? i think that might help you contextualise the scene better instead of writing it off as a head canon :)

  • @era_s
    @era_s Рік тому +330

    "I watched this movie with my brain off, exclusively looking for things to hate," is an odd perspective for a movie reviewer to take. This person's life must be pretty grim, if this is what he chooses to do with his time.

    • @Carabas72
      @Carabas72 Рік тому +49

      Or possibly "I watched this movie while listening to a podcast and playing WoW in another window because I already wrote most of the script after watching a few other 'reviews' and reading the wiki page".

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Рік тому +18

      I mean, he does obviously make a good living from it and the writing career and he built a fairly successful recognizable gimmick. Which means that he needs to 'sell' a certain product, unfortunately.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Рік тому +11

      He watched Benny boy’s video and made it slightly different so the teacher wouldn’t catch him copying homework

    • @salvietesta6806
      @salvietesta6806 Рік тому +5

      if i had that guy's laugh, sense of humor and just overall personality i'd be feeling pretty damn grim myself

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 Рік тому +20

      In all honesty I think the drinker, especially as of recent has become so cynical that he’s just given up, and lumped all modern Hollywood movies into the same bin because he expects the same mindless trash as the norm so he doesn’t bother to think much of it anymore. (Hollywood always had a lot of trash and always will)

  • @Jan-gh7qi
    @Jan-gh7qi Рік тому +122

    I watched Glass Onion yesterday, really liked it and my only criticism was, how...blunt it was. Everything was spelled out, everything was explained in an flashback, the moral was monologued and hammered into our brains. And the whole time I was like: "jeeez Rian, we get it, we are not stupid, you don't have to explain every detail as we were eight." And today I watch the reactions of these right winger guys and have to acknowledge, that they weren't even able to to decipher this level of bluntness.

    • @silverprimus321boi9
      @silverprimus321boi9 Рік тому +20

      I think that's the problem. It's so fucking blunt that it's bad, especially for a genre where being deceptive and smart is key to being good.
      Rian Johnson is a genius at making people think he's a genius.

    • @Stringer13ell
      @Stringer13ell Рік тому +1

      I'm not aware of any right wing views drinker has, but it is the case that defending the last jedi is a communist talking point.

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, it was a shit script and a bad mystery plot.

    • @kingofthegundam7974
      @kingofthegundam7974 Рік тому +18

      ​@@silverprimus321boi9 Or he's a genius with no patience for fools, like the Drinker. Sorry to say, but when you lie about the way the film is presented to make it look bad you deserve to be shat upon.

    • @Segadrome
      @Segadrome Рік тому +1

      "Show. Don't tell."

  • @andrelima4125
    @andrelima4125 Рік тому +23

    actually yeah...me and my friends saw the glass pass and eventually figured it out and it was the same as benoit "he cant be that stupid right? it was an accident right?"

    • @roosajarvinen5698
      @roosajarvinen5698 4 місяці тому +1

      And the thing is, Duke's pineapple allergy is very loudly pointed out in the probably first 15 minutes of the movie so it's perfectly rational to think that a fully stocked bar could have pineapples or pineapple juice etc etc

  • @AceOfSevens
    @AceOfSevens Рік тому +53

    The explosion was caused by hydrogen gas, which is lighter than air, so the idea it mostly goes the top of the house makes sense.

    • @gajacome1
      @gajacome1 Рік тому

      Really? This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read. By your logic during the hydrogen bomb test the fake cities around the explosion shouldn’t have been destroyed

    • @AceOfSevens
      @AceOfSevens Рік тому

      @@gajacome1 I don't think you know what a hydrogen bomb is. They do not work by igniting hydrogen gas, causing an implosion & would not be very effective if they did.

    • @D2Kprime
      @D2Kprime Рік тому +1

      No it doesn't. The concussive-force of the explosion alone would be enough to kill everyone in the building. Most gas (especially Hydrogen) when ignited rapidly expand which it is why it is so dangerous. Trying too hard to disprove his take here.

    • @briannawalker4793
      @briannawalker4793 Рік тому

      @@D2Kprime revisit the Hindenburg explosion (literally mentioned in the film) - the gas explosion is not what killed people; while they were flung up to 15 feet, the deaths were all either due to jumping out and dying in the fall or being burned up. Since the Glass Onion house is much less flammable than the Hindenburg, it's not unbelievable that the shitheads, Helen, and Bronn would have had time to escape before the fire grew hot enough or large enough to kill them on the ground floor.

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj Рік тому

      @@D2Kprime Also, hydrogen flames are clear. Visible flames occur when other stuff is burning alongside of it, like in the Hindenburg.

  • @andrewbrasfield1104
    @andrewbrasfield1104 Рік тому +302

    What he’s calling “coincidences” actually have a special term in the movie making business. It’s called the “plot”

    • @friendlyneighborhoodvampir9081
      @friendlyneighborhoodvampir9081 Рік тому +16

      A plot can be logical and not rely on coincidences so heavily. It's called "cohesion".

    • @alexgeerts6404
      @alexgeerts6404 Рік тому +22

      @@friendlyneighborhoodvampir9081 but that cohesion is formed by the result of coincidences. Coincidences happen that push the plot into a direction that then continues due to cause and effect.

    • @poohjan
      @poohjan Рік тому +6

      My god. What a novel idea.

    • @yannicklarafunez4768
      @yannicklarafunez4768 Рік тому +28

      @@alexgeerts6404 Why did Loki take the tesseract? Why did the DEA guy show up the exact moment Mathilda decided to go buy milk for Leon? Why were tickets to the titanic in the pot of the poker game that Jack won?
      Every fucking movie in existence starts on some form of coincidence because that is how life works. All nature is is a set of coincidences that result in the current state of reality.

    • @FlyingFox86
      @FlyingFox86 Рік тому +13

      Actually, this doesn't just happen in movies, but in real life as well.
      I just went to the kitchen to see if there still was a toffee penny left in my box of quality street. There was! If there wasn't one, I wouldn't be enjoying a toffee penny right now. What an incredible coincidence!

  • @pdubsweir3
    @pdubsweir3 Рік тому +134

    When Drinker opined on why the island wasn’t constantly surveilled by cameras and Bron wasn’t monitoring his guests…he overlooks Bron’s quirky avoidance of technologies like laptops, phones or computers. So it was in character why Bron didn’t electronically snoop or eavesdrop on his guests. Your video makes a great case on the Drinker’s axe to grind. Thank you!

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 Рік тому +5

      Film. Cameras.
      Analog sound recorders based on the ones the US used to hear underground nuclear detonations half the world away.
      Echo architecture that's been used since time immemorial.
      Hell, a fucking slow light exposure literal camera and a canvas wall.
      Why?
      Because he's quirky like that.

    • @Just_normal_youtube_channel
      @Just_normal_youtube_channel Рік тому +9

      If Miles is so against technology, then the idea of having a device the constantly monitors movement and audio in his most sacred room should have absolutely terrified him. (i.e. The Mona Lisa’s protection system.)

    • @leskrapps7021
      @leskrapps7021 Рік тому +5

      He has an avoidance of technology? He has the most hitech island on earth and develops a renewable crystalized energy source, but he has an avoidance of technology?

    • @pdubsweir3
      @pdubsweir3 Рік тому +4

      @@leskrapps7021 yo...I said technologies like laptops, phones, or computers (hence the fact he gets no emails and communicates via fax machine.)

    • @TheDelinear
      @TheDelinear Рік тому +4

      @@Just_normal_youtube_channel it's been a while since I watched it but I'm pretty sure he explicitly says in the movie that the protection system was a requirement of him being given access to the painting, it's not something he added for fun.

  • @KingPrintmaker
    @KingPrintmaker Рік тому +87

    I listened to a few of critical drinkers reviews before his anti-woke shtick wore thin. It's strange hearing all the anti-woke tubers complain about woke people being narrow minded and petty when they do the same exact thing. The movie was silly dumb fun.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine 10 місяців тому +3

      I mean, it also has a message. But Johnson isn't exactly pretending he's being super clever and hiding it. He makes it clear this is a scathing mockery of influencer culture.
      He's not saying 'Haha, I'm so smart that I misdirected you when the truth was dumb.'
      He's saying 'Hey, did my dumb misdirection work on you? And if it did, ask yourself 'why?' and 'how do I feel about that?'

    • @troycambo
      @troycambo 9 місяців тому

      he's stuck in it now but I doubt he cares much. At this point it's just a lucrative grift.
      Right wingers really like giving money to people who parrot their views. "Diversity bad. that's why this movie sucks". Insert some memes. get million views & Print money

  • @adronaut
    @adronaut Рік тому +535

    Finally someone is calling out Critical Drinker for his lazy misunderstanding of every film with depth

    • @lordhoot1
      @lordhoot1 Рік тому

      I am shocked, shocked that a UA-camr with a ThatGuyWithTheGlasses style gimmick name and a persona that would have been cringe in 2008 (ooh he drinks Jack Daniels? That's one edgy 40 year old man alright) turns out to be an artistically illiterate outrage clown.

    • @ihatetheheat4524
      @ihatetheheat4524 Рік тому +18

      Not every film. Some films are just bad and make no sense. And there ain't nothing wrong with calling them out

    • @PandaCake978
      @PandaCake978 Рік тому +77

      @@ihatetheheat4524 yeah, but if you keep approaching movies with that mindset (motivated by video view count) you start looking for things to call out.

    • @AntonioFelipePitta
      @AntonioFelipePitta Рік тому +30

      @@PandaCake978 exactly! Every single movie have some coincidences or convenient things that happen because it is a movie after all. If you watch a movie with the explicit intent to don't like it and find its flaws, then that's what'll get even if you have to make them up to justify your feelings.

    • @ihatetheheat4524
      @ihatetheheat4524 Рік тому +3

      @@PandaCake978 I can't blame him though. Once I started thinking too hard about the movie, I started not liking it

  • @hankscorpio1973
    @hankscorpio1973 Рік тому +30

    FYI - Klear is made of hydrogen, which is lighter than air. That is why the flame is immediately sucked up. As such, any explosion of hydrogen would start at the top of the structure and then go UP and OUT, leaving those standing below it relatively unscathed.

    • @ashdean3474
      @ashdean3474 Рік тому +3

      Gonna admit, I didn't realize this, so I was also confused how they survived. But I just sorta shrugged, because it was fun.

  • @dacksonflux
    @dacksonflux Рік тому +230

    Drinker has recently inspired me to really think about what makes a film good/bad and the consequential validity of critics. 🙄

    • @saml302
      @saml302 Рік тому +10

      check out Patrick H Willems instead

    • @saml302
      @saml302 Рік тому +16

      @LGBTQ🤢🤮 your loss, Pat’s channel has a coconut

    • @saml302
      @saml302 Рік тому +6

      @LGBTQ🤢🤮 bro you are gonna love Charl

    • @TheDaks27
      @TheDaks27 Рік тому +4

      @CJ gonna have to warn you, at this point it's more about the coconut than reviewing films, it's not a bad thing but it hinges on the acting prowess that googly eyes bestow...castaway vibes abound especially when they're on the island

    • @tanepukenga1421
      @tanepukenga1421 Рік тому +8

      @@TheDaks27 As Everything, Everywhere taught us, googly eyes acting can sometimes restore a god the universe

  • @mirai679
    @mirai679 Рік тому +142

    A bunch of people at the beach probably already dress a lot like Benoit's pool outfit, only with a Hawaiian shirt and cargo or swim shorts. Unless it's the matching? Does Mr Drinker hate stripes? Stores don't really sell two piece swimsuits like that, which is honestly a shame, casual swimwear that covers a lot of skin would be a nice option, not everyone wants to be tits out lol.
    (Also I looked it up, Benoit's pool outfit was custom made for the movie, which is a shame because it's easily Glass Onion's "sweater")

    • @IamAlmostRealWitch
      @IamAlmostRealWitch Рік тому +22

      yes, i feel like clothing choices for this film are looking perfectly normal. I truly don't understand what is CD problem. Like what is even normal in fashion this days.

    • @zabban
      @zabban Рік тому

      @@IamAlmostRealWitch realy? ppl realy dress like that? clowns if u ask me but hey maybe im not "cultural" enough

    • @isthatrubble
      @isthatrubble Рік тому +13

      @@zabban rich people do, so it makes sense for these characters

    • @JaxReds
      @JaxReds Рік тому +1

      I loved the stripe outfit 🥺

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 Рік тому +8

      @@zabban Rich people dressing unconventionally? *LE GASP*

  • @robertwinslade3104
    @robertwinslade3104 Рік тому +431

    Critical Drinker sometimes has some very legitimate criticisms of the movie and tv industries but he leans so insufferably hard into his "anti-woke", culture war BS that he twists himself in knots and completely misses the point of some media in order to keep on pandering to the audience he has cultivated

    • @MegaAndyGG
      @MegaAndyGG Рік тому +29

      Yes, he is basic Trump fan. But sometimes his reviews are good.

    • @kenji3009
      @kenji3009 Рік тому +1

      He had, a long time ago, and had some really fun videos at that time.
      Now is just shiting on everthing "woke" and geting stupid people views...

    • @TimmyStreams
      @TimmyStreams Рік тому +55

      It’s so painful to see he does have legitimately good takes (loves his Ragnarok vs Love and Thunder scene video) but it’s so drowned out with garbage like this

    • @cmdrjanjalani
      @cmdrjanjalani Рік тому +42

      Methinks CD always lets his political biases get in the way of doing a proper review. I prefer apolitical reviews because clowns like him tend to overcriticize as he needs to spin "woke Hollywood" to be utterly incompetent.
      He's just slightly above his ilk who barely even watch the things they bash because he seems to actually try to watch the whole thing, but he wants so bad to hate it because, you know, Rian Johnson is an anti-woke punching bag.

    • @theblackflame4002
      @theblackflame4002 Рік тому +21

      Over the last couple of years that audience has become the mouth breathers and incels of the web

  • @RobbieLeib
    @RobbieLeib Рік тому +670

    I had a problem with the gun. Once Helen was shot, nobody seemed concerned that a) there was still a loaded gun somewhere in the island, and once the group was starting to realize it was Miles, nobody seemed as frightened as you would be that a double-almost-triple murderer was in their midst…who might be armed!

    • @rivkahhaubner7498
      @rivkahhaubner7498 Рік тому +144

      I can get behind that critique. I liked glass onion, and I find it to be a good movie. I also know it has flaws. No movie is perfect after all

    • @silkydarkling9433
      @silkydarkling9433 Рік тому +80

      That's a good point. It could be though, that the gun was actually out of ammo after Miles shot Helen. If I recall, I believe that the gun was shot 6 times throughout the movie's runtime. I'm not an expert on handguns at all, and the magazine in that handgun could probably hold more than 6 bullets, but that was my thought when I questioned why no one panicked about the gun being missing towards the end.

    • @midgetwars1
      @midgetwars1 Рік тому +95

      Because Miles had no motive to kill them, he had them all under his Golden Tit. And when the money ran out, what's he gonna do? Commit a murder spree against everyone? He either had to kill all of them or keep them quiet or lose. And he lost

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna Рік тому +35

      I had the same concern too, that Miles would pull the gone out again until I realized this dude would have never thought of it because he's just that dumb and nobody mentioned using it again until after he left it behind

    • @kurciqs8355
      @kurciqs8355 Рік тому +13

      instead of being concerned with HELEN SURVIVING BEING SHOT BY THE BULLET HITTING A THIN BOOK AND NOT PIERCING THROUGH IT. lmao

  • @ant0625
    @ant0625 Рік тому +111

    Damn, I watched the critical drinkers vid a while back and I thought the movie was just bad without ever watching it. Tonight I watched it with my family and found myself enjoying it. I then came here. I've been watching CD for a long time now but I think honestly watching him makes me look for flaws in movies a lot more and enjoy them less. And then I also miss out on good movies that he says are bad. I don't think I am gonna watch him much at all anymore. thx PoG

    • @Wlof25
      @Wlof25 Рік тому +2

      You can enjoy a bad movie. The two are not mutually exclusive. And this video is BS. He poisons the well right away by saying that Drinker was lying. That assumes intent. It could be the case that Drinker made a mistake and not necessarily lie, if we assume that something is incorrect. to begin with.
      Then....some of the points.
      (a) Saying that Miles isn't smart as an excuse why he didn't kick Craig out contradicts what we see in the movie. The guy is not a genius, obviously, but he also isn't low IQ and he can add 2 and 2. He showed up because someone have "reset the box" and also a person who he killed showed up. You don't have to be a genius in order to suspect that the two are connected. Also, if they were all friends they would probably have known that Andi has a twin sister and he could have figure out that's her. So saying that Miles isn't smart is just a poor thought out excuse.
      (b) The box. The guy's excuse contradicts his previous one. Miles isn't smart, remember? But he is all of the sudden thinking few steps ahead and sending the box to Andi as an olive branch.
      Secondly. The box wasn't even needed. Not sending the box is not automatically going to make him a prime suspect.
      That's where I stopped watching this bad video. The guy in the video is just making excuses and contradicting himself.

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 Рік тому +36

      @@Wlof25 The Drinker was lying, he indulges in deliberate Outrage Culture and knows his viewers won't watch the movies and realize he's BSing them because they follow his words like Gospel.

    • @Wlof25
      @Wlof25 Рік тому +3

      @@ShadowSonic2 I don't care for your poisoning the well fallacy.
      The fact is that in the video above, the guy was talking nonsense and was factually wrong.

    • @Mr.encore
      @Mr.encore 11 місяців тому +3

      Drinker needs to be put in prison or jail he deserves to go to jail

    • @papelhat4265
      @papelhat4265 11 місяців тому +7

      The same thing happened to me. I started watching movies trying to find a reason they were bad until I stopped watching him

  • @umontortle
    @umontortle Рік тому +56

    I've been disagreeing with some criticism the drinker have been doing lately.. either way I trust my own opinion by experiencing it myself and other people's critiques of the thing I watch are just my form of Reaction Channels

  • @pretends2know
    @pretends2know Рік тому +226

    One of the funniest things for me is that even if the Critical Drinker was right about the big lie, Rian Johnson has been tinkering with how scenes are remembered in both The Last Jedi and Knives Out 1. This isn’t new, and at the end of the day, it’s just another nitpick of saying a writer can’t do X thing effectively when 1) you can and 2) it can be done effectively.

    • @calvinjohnson6242
      @calvinjohnson6242 Рік тому +12

      I do think that when they show the scene where Duke picks up the glass, it feels like dishonest film making.
      I have rarely seen a flashback completely lie like that. It almost ruined the film for me, because it was the most important detail in the film.
      At the end, Blanc says we fell for Miles lie, but that’s not true. I fell for the *filmmakers* lie. I don’t think that’s a good idea for a murder mystery film.

    • @zandytheaxiom8015
      @zandytheaxiom8015 Рік тому +18

      Brick, Looper, The Last Jedi, Knives Out, and now Glass Onion have ALL played with character perspective. Rian Johnson is fascinated by the camera versus characater perspectives in the same way Nolan is fascinated by the concept of time.

    • @duchessofmelon9967
      @duchessofmelon9967 Рік тому +53

      @@calvinjohnson6242 In the original scene, Miles hands Duke the glass. I remember because I thought it was strange that Miles made a drink then gave it to Duke
      The film didn't lie. MILES lied, saying Duke must have picked up his glass by mistake. Miles, in that scene, is trying to deflect from his own guilt. The fake flashback where Duke picks up Miles' glass from the table is what Miles WANTS everyone to think. That the glass was poisoned, and the poison was meant for him. But what ACTUALLY happened is that Miles poisoned Duke.
      The film shows us the objective truth first, then it shows us a lie made up by the murderer, then Benoit Blanc literally says "what did we actually see?" and it shows us what the film originally showed us.

    • @errwhattheflip
      @errwhattheflip Рік тому +17

      @@calvinjohnson6242 Originally, they show Miles giving the class. Miles then gives a misdirect that Duke picked up his glass

    • @nicolefermor
      @nicolefermor Рік тому +1

      @@calvinjohnson6242 the original scene shows miles giving duke the glass. then the alternate scene of duke grabbing miles glass plays when blanc points out miles lied. it seems to me you misremembers the original scene since miles lied, just like the characters.

  • @rheawelsh4142
    @rheawelsh4142 Рік тому +38

    The reason half the clips are washed out is almost certainly because he accidentally pirated an HDR version of the movie for the clips, realized halfway through making the video that displaying HDR content in an SDR medium makes it washed out as hell because the variable brightness and wider color gamut correct for that, and was too lazy to fix the parts he had already edited

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 7 місяців тому +22

    "In this Bizzaro world, people weirdly recognize this random group of kids who go around unmasking people"
    -Critical Drinker, Reviewing the Live Action Scooby Doo

    • @samfilmkid
      @samfilmkid 4 місяці тому

      Proves he didn’t see Knives Out because several people explicitly state that Blanc is famous in that one.

  • @frenchy1138
    @frenchy1138 Рік тому +21

    For what it's worth, hydrogen is lighter than air. So if you did have a persistent hydrogen leak, it would all gather in the highest parts of the building.

  • @alexc5156
    @alexc5156 Рік тому +110

    Critical reminds me of a guy that would say "Your feelings are irrelevant" while critiquing things with biases because he hates "wokeness"
    Dude must be a blast at the parties he's not invited to

    • @JC-yy8iv
      @JC-yy8iv Рік тому +19

      “Facts don’t care about your feelings (only mine)”

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj Рік тому +1

      Your feelings don't exist.

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 Рік тому +181

    The "I guess detectives are celebrities" point is so stupid. Anyone who ends up being a prominent figure in a high profile media even is going to get recognized. That's like saying "I guess mateur lawyers are celebrities now" about Robert Kardashian a few years after the OJ trial

    • @youradhere3476
      @youradhere3476 Рік тому +27

      my only reaction to that bit was "'world-famous detective' is literally a trope, this guy's a clown lol"

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin Рік тому +14

      @@youradhere3476 exactly, that's Sherlock Holmes' whole deal for crying out loud yet I don't see him calling that out

    • @CharlieBrownZero
      @CharlieBrownZero Рік тому +1

      Name one high profile real-world detective.

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin Рік тому +9

      @@CharlieBrownZero it's a *fiction* trope, they don't exist in the real world but they don't have to

    • @rakino4418
      @rakino4418 Рік тому +6

      @@CharlieBrownZero name one real high profile jedi.

  • @gregchezick7757
    @gregchezick7757 10 місяців тому +33

    Found you through a shoutout from Xanderhal, good job. UA-cam needs more people doing this kind of thing.

  • @SubKrypt
    @SubKrypt Рік тому +63

    I’m really glad you made this. I feel that the drinkers reviews and critiques have been increasingly over the top and unbalanced. He seems to have such a negative view of Hollywood that he’s no longer able to objectively assess films.

    • @dabadshoes8658
      @dabadshoes8658 Рік тому +2

      That's not true. Go watch the fucking drinker recommends videos and the review he made on RRR as well as andor. If you think it's all over the top and negative then you are a moron. I do agree with you on how the videos are over the top but at the same time they're funny which is more than you'll ever be able to do.

    • @SubKrypt
      @SubKrypt Рік тому +11

      @@dabadshoes8658 Haha, sorry I hurt your feelings buddy. It can be hard hearing people with different views to yourself. Chin up, stand tall, and when you’re a grownup you’ll be able to have a real conversation rather than throwing a tantrum 👍

    • @dabadshoes8658
      @dabadshoes8658 Рік тому +2

      @@SubKrypt Fine whatever, I just think this movie is stupid and I would rather be watching the venom films again since they were pretty entertaining. This on the other hand not so much. The first will always be better from a writing stand point btw! 😝

    • @dabadshoes8658
      @dabadshoes8658 Рік тому +1

      @Mr. Misanthrope Spelt Venom wrong and it's better than this superficial trash.

  • @Dotexclamationmark
    @Dotexclamationmark Рік тому +487

    Yknow, I'm glad that Drinker did this. I needed a reminder that I'm smarter than a pile of bricks

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +57

      very nice comment

    • @jamesmaxwell1940
      @jamesmaxwell1940 Рік тому +64

      His awful Glass Onion take is making me wonder how many of his older videos (e.g. the Ghostbusters 2016 scene comparison) were simply analyses he'd read off the Internet and wrote into an incisive video essay. His Glass Onion video is embarrassing and seems to show that he's not actually as media literate as he presents himself to be.

    • @lead6186
      @lead6186 Рік тому +24

      @@jamesmaxwell1940 his midsommar video is among them.

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 Рік тому +17

      @@lead6186 Somehow his Annihilation review was worse.

    • @fromgreattobrilliant922
      @fromgreattobrilliant922 Рік тому +30

      ​@@lead6186gosh, his Midsommar video is abysmal. He completely missed the point of that film.

  • @MadameTamma
    @MadameTamma Рік тому +127

    Remember everyone, realism is a writing style. It’s not a point against a story if it makes the choice to implement a different style throughout its run time. 👍

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris Рік тому +9

      Imagine if every story ever written was only based in our own reality/world...how boring.

    • @itsyaboiroy5558
      @itsyaboiroy5558 Рік тому

      @@rosecity_chris yeah xD

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 Рік тому

      @@rosecity_chris reality does get extremely crazy when it does go crazy.

    • @deboxmojave6541
      @deboxmojave6541 Рік тому +1

      A very good point. Something that is easy to overlook too. We often project an idea from our current outlook

    • @katsuragirin6168
      @katsuragirin6168 Рік тому +3

      It is a mystery film, not a fantasy one, so it needed to ground in reality

  • @swanchamp5136
    @swanchamp5136 Рік тому +192

    I'm reminded of a phrase 'stories of imagination often upset those without one'. I used to know someone who thought Dusk til Dawn was a great film until the vampires showed up.

    • @josephpheby
      @josephpheby Рік тому +6

      That's way more understandable than the thing your comparing it to

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 Рік тому +15

      I mean, the writing in that movie does become significantly less clever once the vampires show up. There’s definitely some good moments and it’s a great reveal on first viewing, but that section of the movie does drag on repeat viewings.

    • @birdbrainiac
      @birdbrainiac Рік тому +7

      To be fair, it was a great film till the vampires showed up. But it was also a great film after the vampires showed up.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 11 місяців тому +1

      I mean, I think dusk til down is better on a rewatch, love the movie but I have to admit (as someone who started watching it not knowing the twist) that I liked the tone it has at the beginning, but yeah, the movie is good because of it, it is the point! 😊

  • @richardclark1127
    @richardclark1127 7 місяців тому +14

    Critical Drinker is an outrage merchant.

    • @1979cavsfan
      @1979cavsfan 6 місяців тому

      Ahh yes, because The Marvels was a cinematic masterpiece, eh? GTFOH

    • @random_comic_fan
      @random_comic_fan 6 місяців тому +1

      @@1979cavsfanAt what point did he say that?!🤨

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Рік тому +53

    I think what probably pisses CD off the most is that he and the Fandom Menace crowd HAVEN’T “defeated” Rian Johnson. Like this is his fourth project with a big A-list cast, people seem to like working with him, and critically his work has done well. And all their post-TLJ insults have done, in the long term, jack shit.
    Also, wait until CD learns Dave Filoni owes Johnson for teaching him about live-action filmmaking. That will really cause him to blow a fuse.

    • @CaptainPikeachu
      @CaptainPikeachu Рік тому +13

      They’ve been angry at Rian for years and it continues to bother them that he’s successful. It’s honestly quite fun to watch them huff and puff angrily all the time. So much paper tiger behavior.

  • @ianstratton
    @ianstratton Рік тому +92

    But Critical Drinker can't be wrong! He wears sunglasses and drinks whiskey! That makes him cool and badass!

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +20

      Very true actually

    • @dannyyogendra51
      @dannyyogendra51 Рік тому

      Sadly, I think that's actually part of the reason why so many people take this clown seriously.

  • @helenwasinthehorse8221
    @helenwasinthehorse8221 Рік тому +70

    About the explosion because I have yet to see anyone properly tackle this, the destruction before was in preparation to it. Sure seeing Helen break all the stuff is fun but also deliberate. She broke all the things that when a explosion happened would have posed the most danger by either flying of the stand or over heating and shatering. You don't have to worry about the windows (walls?) 'cause they will shatter outwards. With this set up if you avoid direct hit by the explosion you have less chance of getting killed or severely injured at least.

    • @TheDetectiveEngineer
      @TheDetectiveEngineer 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes, the explosion powerful enough to shatter glass windows and maybe some walls would totally not seriously damage a human at a point blank range...
      The more you learn...

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine 10 місяців тому +4

      The window glass is also, I think, likelier to be tempered so it'll shattered into blunt edges rather than razor sharp shards. Glass blow for artistic projects is less likely to be tempered to give it safety qualities.

  • @MildTomfoolery123
    @MildTomfoolery123 2 місяці тому +7

    He’s called the critical drinker because his videos are written like a conservative 4 drinks in ranting about liberals.

  • @bilbobaggins3590
    @bilbobaggins3590 Рік тому +75

    Also, on the "fake scenes to mislead the audience" (the main problem I had with the movie at first), it is reasonable within this universe, considering the flashback scenes from Knives Out, where each time someone talks about their relation to Harlan, it's them that are next to him when the cake is brought to the party, as in everytime there's a flashback, we'll see it according to the story the person is telling, whether it's true or not (also, even if you consider that this movie should stand alone on it's own, in the pineapple glass scene, we see how it really happened the first time right away, so it was up to you paying attention)

    • @argentosportsanalysis6011
      @argentosportsanalysis6011 Рік тому +8

      also only the flashbacks are different, if you rewatch the movie looking out for specific details, you'll see that Miles hands Duke the glass, and after Duke dies Miles has Duke's phone in his pocket

    • @ConductiveFoam
      @ConductiveFoam Рік тому

      Bingo!

  • @samidayal5408
    @samidayal5408 7 днів тому +4

    The drinker is a guy who thinks he’s a lot smarter than he really is

  • @_XXOs
    @_XXOs Рік тому +32

    "he's got no way of knowing Blanc's here to try and suss him out" (cut to Among Us footage from Glass Onion)

    • @PillarofGarbage
      @PillarofGarbage  Рік тому +27

      sus amogus among us impostor sus amogus among us impostor sus amogus among us impostor sus amogus among us impostor sus amogus among us impostor sus amogus among us impostor

  • @Mennenth
    @Mennenth Рік тому +53

    Not catching Miles handing Duke the glass is one thing because it's played incredibly smoothly and a distraction is immediately presented with Birdie spinning in her dress...
    But attention was specifically given to Blanc pocketing the hot sauce after eating some and Miles saying he could have the bottle.
    CD's complaints read like he didn't even watch the movie...

    • @Mish844
      @Mish844 Рік тому +2

      ...ever in his life

  • @KitKat-kc3sq
    @KitKat-kc3sq Рік тому +232

    One thing about the notebook stopping the bullet, similar things have happened before in the real world. Teddy Roosevelts life was famously saved when a bullet was slowed by his speech notes and glasses case. It’s a genre trope with a kernel of truth!

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +29

      Yes. While it may have become a tired trope nowadays because it was overused as a plot device in decades past, it became a trope in the first place _because_ there have been real life cases of it happening. Sure, most modern semi-automatic rifle bullets can go even though cars like butter. But the thing is, Duke's pistol was for show, it was part of his online persona and he liked to fire it into the air to appear tough... so it's likely it was loaded with dummy bullets with a cut-down amount of black powder. So the bullet likely traveled with less velocity, and it likely wasn't some armour-piercing bullet either.

    • @eminakostic3406
      @eminakostic3406 Рік тому +25

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog in addition to that the bullet also passed through a window AT DISTANCE first. All of which would have slowed the speed of it enough to be stopped by an inch of paper and leather.

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 Рік тому +23

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog "Duke's pistol was for show, it was part of his online persona and he liked to fire it into the air to appear tough... so it's likely it was loaded with dummy bullets with a cut-down amount of black powder. So the bullet likely traveled with less velocity, and it likely wasn't some armour-piercing bullet either."
      That sure would have been some interesting information to put into a murder mystery, so that people could examine the evidence and potentially come to the conclusion themselves that she could have survived, instead of relying on gun-savvy UA-camrs to backfill the moment with a plausible theory.

    • @thomasbailey921
      @thomasbailey921 Рік тому +21

      Two things, Duke's gun was undoubtedly significantly more deadly than a pistol from the late 1800s. Secondly, Roosevelt was still taken to the hospital after the event because after the bullet pierced through a STEEL glasses case and FIFTY FOLDED PAGES of a speech the bullet still lodged into his chest. Helen is fucked, my guy.

    • @SunShine-xc6dh
      @SunShine-xc6dh Рік тому +5

      Teddy lived because its take more than that to kill a bull moose.

  • @benenwren4110
    @benenwren4110 Рік тому +35

    I saw his review and genuinely spend the first third of it thinking he was being sarcastic.

    • @SurferMan127
      @SurferMan127 9 місяців тому +1

      So you thought he was being sarcastic about the plot of the movie and were then shocked when you watched the movie and learned it really was that much of a contrived pile of garbage? Good on you, mate. Keep up the media literacy.
      If you mean ANYTHING ELSE, I'm giving you an "out" here... best take it.

    • @4dbagel945
      @4dbagel945 8 місяців тому

      ⁠@@SurferMan127why are critical drinker fans so soy? “I’m giving you an out here, best take it” Jesus Christ, to have the balls to say something that stupid while basically admitting you never watched the movie and just the drinker review. I mean, you’re a legend. And the media literacy dig, while ironically displaying your incompetence. Talk about a glass fucking onion.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Рік тому +27

    Did he just say that the twin sister knowing her sisters friends is a "coincidence" 🤦‍♂️

    • @quietman-ww5gt
      @quietman-ww5gt Рік тому +3

      Nope. It’s two coincidences stacked on top of one another, making the plot absolutely absurd (1) the murder victim has an identical twin, (2) NONE of her closest friends knew about said twin. Had never seen a photo of her when visiting her apartment. Hadn’t been mentioned in the surely many newspaper and magazine articles about this co-head of a vastly successful tech company. Secret twin brought to you by the makers of Days of our Lives. Dumb.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz Рік тому +11

      @@quietman-ww5gt I don't think you know what coincidences mean. Having a twin sister is integral to the plot not a coincidence. Where did it say non of them knew about the twin, go on? Also she was not successful at all that's the entire point she was mu rdered is because she was going to reveal she actually made it, she should be the rich and famous one but isn't, did you even watch the movie?🤦‍♂️ your comment is St upidity stack on top St upidity.

    • @quietman-ww5gt
      @quietman-ww5gt Рік тому +1

      @@Alex-cw3rz I don’t think you watched the film. Andi is shown to be the co head of the company that’s why he had to make such Machiavellian moves to oust her. There is a scene where she is escorted out of the swanky high rise. You don’t think she was on a minimum six figure salary? Stock options? She is so important, Blanc has to pull strings to keep news of her death out of the newspapers. There would have been reams of articles about her, the way there are about say Tim Cook - the less visible partner of a business iconoclast - and those articles would have mentioned her family and “how was it growing up as a twin”

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz Рік тому

      @@quietman-ww5gt The gall of you to say I haven't watched the movie when your argument relys on the fact you haven't watched the movie yourself. As her de ath is in the news, it's the reason Duke, who is played by Dave Bautista you'd know that if you'd actually watched the movie, is mu rdered, because he sees the news article about it and trys to blackmail Edward Norton. There are only 3 people who d ie in this movie and the fact that one of them is due to the newspaper article on her and you don't know this is absolutely hilarious. Just run back to your drunken reviewers safe space, where you can pretend the movie is bad because of plot, and not because it critiques the world in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.

    • @quietman-ww5gt
      @quietman-ww5gt Рік тому +1

      @@Alex-cw3rz ah I see you can’t read as well as not watch movies. I didn’t say Blanc was successful in keeping her death out of the news but if you watch the review above - or the movie - you will see that he tells twinnie that he will do this. As for the movie critiquing the world I dont even understand your statement - the movie is as shallow as a puddle with cardboard cutout characters. You seem to have made some assumptions about why I think it’s a meh movie. I think it hilarious that the critical simpers chose the critical drinker criticising THIS movie as their angle of attack, when the movie is just so… lightweight. It’s about as impactful as Red Notice, just dressed up in a lot more pretension.

  • @Igotboredatwork
    @Igotboredatwork Рік тому +144

    Something happened with TCD when he shifted from someone who just talked about bad scene construction and writing to complete grifter. It must have been something to do with who he realized was watching his videos and how much hyperbolic anger seems to pay off. His videos are essentially a template at this point and have been for years and that's all they need to be. He's just another person conflating film analysis with films he just didn't like. And that's whatever. But when he actively lied about scenes by omitting pieces of the film like, what does he hope to achieve? At that point it's clear he's not watching the film and the fans of him aren't watching the film, they're just angry people who don't like things and don't know what media analysis is. It's so clearly a grift it's almost like a satire of a grift

    • @geeman.8081
      @geeman.8081 Рік тому +11

      I didn't realise he was also a writer who if he reviewed his own books would refer to them as boring and woke.

    • @McDonaldsCalifornia
      @McDonaldsCalifornia Рік тому +9

      Reminds me off Cinema sins. I guess if your idea of critiquing an movie is finding things to nitpick that can be a fun gimmick and some movies deserve to be nitpicked. But ultimately you will most likely turn bitter like that and start pumping out bad content like TCD or CS

    • @wephilips6651
      @wephilips6651 Рік тому +6

      @@geeman.8081 Its also ironic that some one so savage in critiquing the writing of others is so poor at writing himself...although tbh Lindsay Ellis who i love is also a bad writer

    • @CaulkMongler
      @CaulkMongler Рік тому

      @@McDonaldsCaliforniaexactly this, he’s become a liquored up version of “Everything Wrong With…//Cinema Sins” and it’s so lazy and frustrating.

    • @RealJohnnyAngel
      @RealJohnnyAngel Рік тому +1

      I remember watching some of his older stuff and thinking he made some good points about scene construction and narrative structure. but the disdain for performative diversity (a legitimate criticism of "oh look at how diverse our cast is, if you don't like it you're racist/sexist/etc/" ), became a brand of anti-woke garbage.
      but in this specific case, i think he just can't forgive Ryan Johnson for TLJ, and he's just being petty.

  • @nsebastian0272
    @nsebastian0272 Рік тому +145

    100% I saw his video and thought it was one of the worst reviews I’ve ever seen on UA-cam and was waiting for someone to talk about how wrong he is on so many things

  • @scottfreedoms9584
    @scottfreedoms9584 Рік тому +19

    "Moral Obligation"? Wow...

  • @CybershamanX
    @CybershamanX 7 місяців тому +10

    Truth be told, Drinker skyrocketed after the whole Star Wars/Star Trek debacle, so him doing a piece on Ryan Johnson is just him playing his greatest hits. His audience is just a bunch of chauvinistic mouth breathers.

    • @1979cavsfan
      @1979cavsfan 6 місяців тому

      There's a special place in hell for ANYONE who tries to defend The Last Jedi.

    • @random_comic_fan
      @random_comic_fan 6 місяців тому

      @@1979cavsfan"Oh my God, how dare someone have a different opinion than me?!"
      Seriously?🙄Get a life.

  • @ZootyTooter
    @ZootyTooter Рік тому +125

    It's actually quite a common trend in the world of mainstream movie criticism, to develop an unpopular opinion for the sake of attention grabbing, then substantiate it through dishonest nitpicks or trivia then state harsh, attention grabbing opinions as facts.

    • @rolanddeschain6089
      @rolanddeschain6089 Рік тому +7

      It's not only super popular in movies. It is now making real internet stars. Contra-opinions without basis. Of course they like to be swallowed extra fast, when it comes to things that many people don't like (or like) anyway.
      I could go on a popular podcast tomorrow and say something like, "Fast food? Biggest lie ever. I'll tell you what - fast food is the best food for your body there is!"
      The man-child podcaster would then say something like "What?!!" and I would feed him non-evidence, gossip, anecdotes and completely made-up benefits.
      And I swear to you I'd have a lot of believers for that shit the next day.
      Pillar of Garbage is right here. People like the critical drinker are taking the whole range of youtube film reviews down a notch.

    • @thedevilsadvocateisanoctop56
      @thedevilsadvocateisanoctop56 Рік тому +4

      It couldn't possibly be that the movies they review are actually shit. No. No way.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому +1

      Bad Publicity is Good Publicity in their eyes but sometimes its really just a Bad take or an inability to take critism but most of the time especially today, its simply for Hate views.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому +1

      @@thedevilsadvocateisanoctop56 sometimes but in this case the Drinker and Many others really did give very poor takes in the Movie, this isn't a case of TLJ where there are Justified Critisms on the Movie combined with a Rabidly angry fanbase and a Very defensive on Edge Crew and Cast no , its just a Poor Review.

    • @eamon4800
      @eamon4800 Рік тому +1

      Or it’s just a really bad film. The writing is so bad.