Skyrim - All Ways to Kill Vittoria

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  • @peacock6665
    @peacock6665 6 років тому +2792

    Veezara going ”Are you hiding? Dragonborn are you hiding?” made me laugh out loud

  • @paracaster5294
    @paracaster5294 6 років тому +5208

    I stole the husband's weapon and only then used the rage/fury thing on him. The moment she started speaking he suplexed her to death.
    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling lizard.

  • @emotionallyunstableandfill2497
    @emotionallyunstableandfill2497 5 років тому +1274

    I always steal vittoria's clothes and then wear them at MY wedding...just as a trophy

    • @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426
      @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426 4 роки тому +23

      Same.😄

    • @hallohello3981
      @hallohello3981 4 роки тому +13

      Tooo late 😣

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 4 роки тому +4

      mw too!

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 3 роки тому +43

      i have a pure mage no armour char and enchanted her wedding outfit to replace my everyday attire with. have killed two emperors in her very cool loking dress.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 роки тому +17

      @@alexmuller6752 Now that's a fashion statement.

  • @CoreyB777
    @CoreyB777 5 років тому +2148

    I love taking her clothes, then equip it , and finally and run out like a boss wearing her entire outfit.

    • @Smerdzy
      @Smerdzy 5 років тому +136

      You're fucked

    • @hooman6758
      @hooman6758 5 років тому +208

      b i wore that outfit to my wedding

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 5 років тому +7

      Fargo The Elite Yeah you missed me with that shit

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie 5 років тому +50

      Oh, I take the clothes to uh, definitely wear them and not... Nevermind.

    • @kerryspence1181
      @kerryspence1181 5 років тому +4

      yes thats fare to wear clothes that people wore

  • @DesertSmeagle
    @DesertSmeagle 5 років тому +848

    Pushing items off a ledge...like a true cat.

    • @danieloquinn2642
      @danieloquinn2642 4 роки тому +14

      Currently doing the mission as my kahjiit

    • @talentedpigeon3296
      @talentedpigeon3296 4 роки тому +1

      Me 3. Great comment 😆

    • @Punkwashed_Bleach
      @Punkwashed_Bleach 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @wod5203
      @wod5203 Рік тому

      Exactly why the Flat-Earthers are wrong, coz if the world was flat the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now!

  • @ReneAensland
    @ReneAensland 6 років тому +3252

    Kayd - I wish something exciting would happen.
    Me - Hold my skooma.

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 6 років тому +742

    5:50 *Bride is murdered*
    *Pantea continues to sing*
    Yep, smells like a Bethesda game up in here.

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 5 років тому +2

      OMG SO TRUE XD

    • @ionlywatch
      @ionlywatch 5 років тому +3

      dumm dum dididi dum diididi dumdum

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 років тому +1

      I once had Riftens whole city guard chase me into the cistern and we killed all of them and I was gonna fire an arrow into the last guard but then he died and sapphire got up right as I shot the arrow. I stuck her to the wall with my arrow and then I get the blame

  • @katiestafford5693
    @katiestafford5693 5 років тому +1957

    I snuck behind Vittoria and stabbed her. No one saw anything. I didn't get a bounty. That's a true sneak 100 right there.

    • @kevinallen7776
      @kevinallen7776 5 років тому +47

      I dropped the gargoyle statue on her

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 5 років тому +31

      @@kevinallen7776 i sniped her with a bow

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 років тому +78

      I cast a frenzy rune on every place the guests would be, I got there and once asgeirs dad sat down it set off a chain reaction of frenzy and before I knew it everyone was dead

    • @forpiepress1964
      @forpiepress1964 5 років тому +29

      I sniped her while invisible and the cutscene showed a guard stopping an invisible man XD

    • @revid01
      @revid01 5 років тому +15

      I used the power of deimos to usurp her souls from her frail body and consumed it to freeze her lifeless body in place as everyone screams in horror, also know as soul trap

  • @thefrogthatknows5251
    @thefrogthatknows5251 5 років тому +1615

    Here's what you gotta do.
    Join the stormcloaks, get the war all the way to the gates of Solitude, and hold off on the assault.
    Dress yourself and followers in stormcloaks gear, kill Victoria with a steel blade and run off into the woods.
    Poison the fake Emperor, move on move on...
    Dress your followers again in Stormcloak gear, raid the Emperor's ship and kill him in a frontal assault, and leave an Amulet of Talos on his body.
    Next, begin the raid of Solitude.
    The Stormcloaks shut raid Solitude and overthrow the Empire AND kill the Emperor in the same day? Makes sense.
    Just make sure no one knows you're the one who did it. Speak to no one, change your clothes for the raid.
    The events are historical, and so close to each other that the people will associate the two. Rumors may even place the Emperor INSIDE Solitude at the time of the attack, given how close they are together.
    Pin the whole thing on the Civil War.

    • @pailhorsegaming6762
      @pailhorsegaming6762 5 років тому +207

      Ayden Krueger you sir, you get How history works.

    • @kobraunit
      @kobraunit 5 років тому +69

      Wow, I’m totally doing that

    • @iizvek
      @iizvek 5 років тому +50

      Wow, this is amazing-

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 років тому +16

      Perfect

    • @ethanhammons2439
      @ethanhammons2439 5 років тому +30

      But the dark brotherhood want to bring themselves back to there formal glory

  • @matthiaslener2763
    @matthiaslener2763 6 років тому +435

    Well when I killed her the grooms family got slaughtered by the guards including the groom.
    I just love family reunions.

    • @hydrangea2636
      @hydrangea2636 6 років тому +10

      I used a frenzy spell so they would all murder each other

    • @SeriouslySeriousGrim
      @SeriouslySeriousGrim 3 роки тому +2

      The way I killed her was going to the empty little deck opposite from the one with the bow and arrow. I then crouched and shot her with an ice spike. Argonian boi was assaulting people down bellow and I was able to crouch and everyone forgot about me. Nobody was after me despite my bounty, and the one agent that I thought was after me was actually after the argonian boi that teleported behind me. Since he was after him I just hopped down and slowly walked out of the city without any issues at all.

  • @nikayalohr9707
    @nikayalohr9707 6 років тому +1433

    As a young Khajiit who travels around, I'm concerned how many public murders happen. Though, I am one to speak, I've stolen far too many sweet rolls.

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 6 років тому +96

      Shadow Dancer
      Not the sweet rolls
      Forget Alduin you are the true enemy of skyrim

    • @BloodyNosePhantom
      @BloodyNosePhantom 6 років тому +70

      Let me guess you're the one who stole my sweet roll

    • @stormsnow5260
      @stormsnow5260 6 років тому +44

      Aha! I've been looking for you, care to explain why all the guards keep telling me that you're stealing all my sweet rolls.

    • @Farewell682
      @Farewell682 6 років тому +31

      Shadow Dancer SO IT WAS YOU!! I want my sweet roll back

    • @atgmai
      @atgmai 6 років тому +31

      I'm hungry and that stupid robot destroyed the cake. Gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer.

  • @noahscott9390
    @noahscott9390 6 років тому +303

    “All ways to kill Nazeem” is a video I need right now

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +4

      yup

    • @Art3mis28
      @Art3mis28 2 роки тому +1

      Hold my Thu’um, I’ll be right back just gotta k*ll that stupid little imperial for a second and all will be right in the world.

    • @lettuce_soup5557
      @lettuce_soup5557 Рік тому

      I will curb stomp Nadeem’s head into the floor if he so much as utters a word at me

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 Рік тому +2

      Soul Trap him in a Black Soul Gem.
      Loot his clothes.
      Enchant his clothes using his soul, naming it Nazeem's Clothes.
      Use a mod to marry his widow.
      Wear Nazeem's Clothes during the wedding.

  • @mrhypnagogia
    @mrhypnagogia 6 років тому +648

    I subscribed when the argonian attacked the guard for no reason

    • @beansyaya
      @beansyaya 6 років тому +17

      mrhypnagogia
      Lol that happened to me, the guards didn’t even see me kill her and he said he was sent to help and killed. Guard while the other guard next to him just watched XD

  • @tim.6281
    @tim.6281 5 років тому +294

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad"
    *SPEECH 100*

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer 5 років тому +1640

    This was so great!!! You are hilarious!! :)

  • @victorintveld339
    @victorintveld339 6 років тому +166

    I wrote this before watching: i already love the fact that this video is 11 mins while its just about killing 1 woman in a game. I love skyrim

  • @lijamenethil
    @lijamenethil 5 років тому +561

    Give Asgeir an empty black soul gem and a dagger with Soul Trap. Place Frenzy rune on a balcony. Find a comfortable place, grab popcorn and lemonade and enjoy the show.
    Pickpocket Vittoria's soul. Use it or place on a special place.

    • @sheogoraththetrickster8700
      @sheogoraththetrickster8700 5 років тому +82

      Pickpocket it, and then kill the husband with the blade. Two lovers, bonded by death, with no more life.

    • @LoS_Lust4Blood
      @LoS_Lust4Blood 5 років тому +45

      Sheogorath The Trickster Dark and poetic. I fucking love it!

    • @coltmartin152
      @coltmartin152 5 років тому +20

      @@sheogoraththetrickster8700 no matter what you do is you dress in full Stormcloak soldier gear and you dress your follower in Stormcloak gear then you drop down on the balcony kill the groom and bride and just walk out of there and don't forget to place an amulet of Talos on the bride

    • @thomasaitken7495
      @thomasaitken7495 4 роки тому +18

      Then visit her in the Soul Cairn and ask her about that wedding before she died.

    • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
      @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 3 роки тому +7

      Enchant her wedding outfit with it😂

  • @ravenmccausland5151
    @ravenmccausland5151 6 років тому +545

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad" ..what

    • @parentaladvisory4176
      @parentaladvisory4176 6 років тому +12

      Raven McCausland underrated comment

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 років тому +12

      People talk like that when upset so it works lol

    • @RainbowEssence-c3w
      @RainbowEssence-c3w 6 років тому +25

      Go drunk, you're home, Vulwolf.

    • @brennagilkey3855
      @brennagilkey3855 6 років тому +1

      Me when I heard it

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 6 років тому

      You're Soviet when there are lasers outta Stalin's eyes

  • @MoonGacha-k7p
    @MoonGacha-k7p 4 роки тому +160

    BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn caught trying to Fus Ro Dah the sky but accidentally dragonrends the sky as a dragon flies overhead. The dragon proceeds to land inside of solitude and burn it all. More news pending.

  • @nicolejones2524
    @nicolejones2524 5 років тому +237

    My husband’s character lived in Solitude, and Vittoria was his neighbor. He was emotionally torn when the dark brotherhood had him kill her. Well, he killed her because he couldn’t, not complete the quest, went back to the dark brotherhood and murdered them, then he deleted them from the game, then he console commanded her back in the game. All so he could hear her tell him good morning like usual.
    He has an issue with change, even in his video games apparently.

    • @jesserutledge6260
      @jesserutledge6260 4 роки тому +18

      That’s epic.

    • @kitsu1379
      @kitsu1379 2 роки тому +6

      Can relate.
      Change is hard.

    • @ohdeararat7947
      @ohdeararat7947 2 роки тому +6

      Your husband sounds adorable

    • @Le_Stadt
      @Le_Stadt 2 роки тому +4

      Dudes a fukn legend.

    • @Kaipanzer-r2w
      @Kaipanzer-r2w 2 роки тому

      U can’t murder the brotherhood after u join them no
      The quest to destroy them became unavailable n the characters became essential

  • @johnnyawe1469
    @johnnyawe1469 6 років тому +102

    These are all surprisingly creative.
    "What?! A werewolf attack in broad daylight?!" Best line by far.

  • @ravenmccausland5151
    @ravenmccausland5151 6 років тому +488

    "A werewolf attack in broad daylight? whaaat? thats juicy send pics" AAJEFB LMOAO

    • @phantomking7246
      @phantomking7246 6 років тому +1

      Raven McCausland I attacked as a werewolf and forgot to kill the whole city

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 5 років тому +583

    3:42
    *1000 bounty added to The Rift.*
    wait what

  • @jacobwalker3915
    @jacobwalker3915 4 роки тому +56

    10:12 "once you clear a path for yourself out of the city-"
    *cuts to him purposely cutting through civilians despite ample space on the road*

  • @SmithyBear
    @SmithyBear 5 років тому +258

    Graenolf **HAS ARROW IN HEAD**
    ME: you alright?
    Graenolf: I have a bitofa headache
    ME: huh

  • @sgtsprinkles7619
    @sgtsprinkles7619 6 років тому +252

    Today, Graenolf presents: "Extreme wedding crashing 101". Also known as "how to lose your wife in ten seconds or less".

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 років тому +1

      payton tbt
      How much Gold?

    • @spek3811
      @spek3811 6 років тому +3

      A low, low price of only 150 Gold! *only imperial currency*

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 4 роки тому +250

    Veezara: Excuse me! Everyone?! Hi! I'm looking for the Dragonborn! The DRAGONBORN! He's supposed to be here today! He's gonna kill Vitoria Vicci! *looks up* Oh, wait, there he is! Hey! HEY!!! DRAGONBORN!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, BUDDY!!!
    And that is the tale of how Veezara was killed at the wedding of Vitoria Vicci.

    • @zhonzhon5112
      @zhonzhon5112 4 роки тому +7

      he was gonna die anyway

    • @adamdavenport8009
      @adamdavenport8009 4 роки тому +7

      @@zhonzhon5112 Most likely. 😆

    • @Nekomomoz
      @Nekomomoz Рік тому +1

      Poor Veezara… I'm p sure he don't wanna be here. Astrid once again made a terrible decision

  • @jayhill9518
    @jayhill9518 6 років тому +222

    These jokes earned a sub "DRAGONBORN ARE YOU HIDING" kills me

  • @ballerina2461
    @ballerina2461 5 років тому +31

    My friend, you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for putting so much effort into these scripts and not simply narrating what you're doing.

  • @abigmood3389
    @abigmood3389 5 років тому +79

    *After every werewolf transformation*
    "So what I miss?" :D

  • @AuroraAustralis_
    @AuroraAustralis_ 6 років тому +151

    I can see the headline now:
    Daedra? Or wrath of the Gods? Bride and Groom mauled by werewolf in broad daylight assault!

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 6 років тому +2

      More like Wrath of the Nine rather than Gods, though Headline would be Wrath of the 8 in places where Imperials have control, True Nords of Skyrim would say Talos or the Nine were angry about the union of a Nord with the Imperials who try to change Skyrim while Imperials will suggest it may be a Daedra involvement as they would likely assume the gods would be happy to see a union to try end the warring and clashing between sides in Skyrim and only daedra would want it to continue.

  • @notorioussoul6943
    @notorioussoul6943 6 років тому +408

    "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

    • @timmydawizard
      @timmydawizard 6 років тому +36

      Whiterun Guard #2 where is number 1

    • @pugking1233
      @pugking1233 6 років тому +20

      Whiterun Guard #2 I'll pay my fine

    • @Snails-p9h
      @Snails-p9h 6 років тому +8

      I say OYFUM

    • @DanteYRN
      @DanteYRN 6 років тому +16

      Whiterun Guard #2 "I use to be an adventurer like you. Until i took an arrow to the knee"

    • @generallylazy1156
      @generallylazy1156 6 років тому +1

      No u

  • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
    @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 років тому +334

    I turned into a vampire lord then used the grab spell and flung her into the atmosphere

    • @krissybailey6446
      @krissybailey6446 6 років тому +17

      Anonymous person its vittria space program

    • @Ms_Vylet
      @Ms_Vylet 6 років тому

      gg

    • @lil_chef_6941
      @lil_chef_6941 6 років тому +4

      Anonymous person all i did was turned invisible and used a bow

    • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
      @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 років тому +5

      that works too i guess

    • @theamazingsnake5386
      @theamazingsnake5386 6 років тому

      I spend 5 minutes every time on that quest just looking for the stone to push onto her but all of your choices are great

  • @unironicallyironic6626
    @unironicallyironic6626 6 років тому +137

    another option:
    if you have the perks that let you put poisons in people's pockets and the invisibility spell you can just enter the city, turn invisible and put the poison in the bride's pocket; you'll be visible for a short moment again but as soon as you exit her inventory you turn invisible again and because the game had to process the fact that the npc died first all the other npc would not notice you are there and therefore you get no bounty.
    everybody will be hostile to veezara and he will try to talk to you so just run away from him until his hp reaches 0, he doesn't die because he is essential but after his hp is depleted everybody calms, you now can talk to him and mission completed

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 5 років тому +14

      Or you could just stick a dagger in her pooper like any good assassin would. 1000 gold for an expert theif is chunk change.

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK 5 років тому +11

      Or get even more creative and slip a powerful slow-acting poison into his pocket along with the frenzy poison. “Oh, what a tragedy! A murder-suicide!”

  • @sirkole5517
    @sirkole5517 4 роки тому +35

    Oh my talos that was the best line I have ever heard “yeah yeah I’ll get to methods to kill this chick in a sec” pure gold

    • @BretonTheif2091
      @BretonTheif2091 2 роки тому

      Talos?
      Thalmor would like to know your location

  • @tfuwan1248
    @tfuwan1248 6 років тому +607

    Are you hiding?! Dragonborn, are you hiding?!

    • @hellouniverse6294
      @hellouniverse6294 5 років тому +1

      Come out, Come out, You were born a child of Dragons...

    • @cjheadbird3476
      @cjheadbird3476 5 років тому

      "Come on down from the parapet Dragonborn."

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 років тому +1

      Am I the only one who read that in hank hill's voice?

    • @davidcain7525
      @davidcain7525 5 років тому +1

      Come out Ocelot

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 5 років тому

      "come on down from the parapet ocelot"

  • @calumbalmain
    @calumbalmain 6 років тому +417

    The only royal wedding I care about 👌

  • @Sepulgurath
    @Sepulgurath 6 років тому +214

    The one who tells you about the bow is actually not Babette, but Gabriella

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +42

      Ah, thank you Guus

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 років тому +17

      No problem, I just wanted to give an underrated character some credit

    • @OneQuackyBoi
      @OneQuackyBoi 6 років тому +1

      Guus Thijssen what kind of effects/enchantments does the bow have? I've never had it.

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 років тому +14

      Kousei Arima I believe it has a frost damage enchantment. It's not that special, just a collector's item that's often missed.

    • @memoryunlimit6591
      @memoryunlimit6591 6 років тому +3

      Kousei Arima i heard that the bow shoots faster than an average bow but i am not sure

  • @ScarredWolf_
    @ScarredWolf_ 5 років тому +56

    I can do that too
    “Fus fus FUS fus fus”
    The first Dragonborn to freestyle 🔥

  • @saltganker
    @saltganker 5 років тому +32

    You forgot to use telekinesis and throwing a sweet roll at her(It does damage)

  • @BSHoce
    @BSHoce 6 років тому +223

    You sound like a deadpool of Tamriel, and I got confirmation in 04:13 where you are running arrow piercing your head.

  • @danielchurch1282
    @danielchurch1282 6 років тому +83

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The one about her hips absorbing the blast killed me. Good stuff man

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +4

      : )

    • @tomcat978
      @tomcat978 6 років тому

      That "Fus Roh Da!" totally shattered her pelvis. >: )

  • @brendonmetten3150
    @brendonmetten3150 6 років тому +134

    *"I love weddings! Drinks all around!"* - J. Sparrow

  • @alaskaismyhome39
    @alaskaismyhome39 5 років тому +50

    I seriously hope that you hire someone to sing “Dum di di dum di di di di dum dum” at your wedding 😂

  • @savannacolson2748
    @savannacolson2748 5 років тому +37

    "You stupid crocodiles" lmao, I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😂😂😂

  • @Proxymoron180
    @Proxymoron180 6 років тому +89

    I LEGIT JUST DID THIS QUEST ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO. DAMN IT.

    • @canidteeth
      @canidteeth 6 років тому +3

      Proxy Moron that's gotta be frustrating poor soul

    • @Proxymoron180
      @Proxymoron180 6 років тому +3

      D.A Silver Yeah but I beat the Dark Brotherhood quest anyway and I can't be fucked going all the way back.

    • @bigboss2712
      @bigboss2712 6 років тому

      The funny thing is that two days ago I finished doing this quest too.

  • @cantpickauser
    @cantpickauser 6 років тому +54

    Ah Veezara. Quality companion.

    • @blastfromdass4310
      @blastfromdass4310 6 років тому +3

      R.I.P my favourite argonian

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 6 років тому +3

      There's a mod that lets you save him and the other members (except Astrid)

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 6 років тому +111

    Wait... all this time I thought her name was "Victoria"

  • @thesaxman2406
    @thesaxman2406 6 років тому +23

    I actually laughed really hard at “oh don’t worry, this ones gonna fail in 20 minutes”

  • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
    @cruisingwithoutsail6585 5 років тому +40

    5:01" ah my wife is dead it probably the wind. is it lunch yet?"
    The husband is savage.

  • @feco91
    @feco91 6 років тому +28

    6:18 and 6:41
    Vulwulf Snow-Shod is attacking his own son... I love Skyrim.

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface 6 років тому +34

    'The rains of castemere' played during Vittoria's wedding unfortunately.

  • @James--Parker
    @James--Parker 6 років тому +102

    If you destroy the dark brotherhood the wedding never happens, but you keep hearing about it happening soon for the rest of the game. There isn't even a mod that fixes it -_-

    • @SwordNSkullGaming
      @SwordNSkullGaming 6 років тому +48

      James Parker karma for killing the dark brotherhood. Hope Sithis rips your soul out and makes you serve him all eternity.

    • @SubscribersWithoutaVideo-xz7ff
      @SubscribersWithoutaVideo-xz7ff 6 років тому +2

      Vodka Gods wooooooag

    • @Unahim
      @Unahim 6 років тому

      Well, how much in-game time do you really play? A few weeks? "Soon" can be half a year, that's pretty soon for a wedding.

    • @James--Parker
      @James--Parker 6 років тому +2

      My current play through has gone on for three in game years.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 років тому +1

      Babette and Cicero survive if you destroy the Dark Brotherhood.

  • @dane1382
    @dane1382 5 років тому +8

    I love these videos, especially when you talk in-character like an adviser. It's immersive for the videos and a more new and interesting take than just the normal commentary.

  • @Lord_Viscerate
    @Lord_Viscerate 5 років тому +16

    I find the phrasing you use in your videos very original

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  6 років тому +1579

    Tell me what you thought of this style : ) I had a lot of fun with this one.

  • @DraiksDracula
    @DraiksDracula 6 років тому +252

    "i'm red when my eyes are mad" XD that was so funny especially when you are so focused on his face and the fact that his eyes are red, then all of a sudden "I'm Red When My Eyes Are Mad" XD i cant stop laughing, nice video, made my day.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +33

      : )

    • @ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      @ainzooalgownoverlord8913 5 років тому +3

      Mine turn and glow crimson red my sadistic side aculy glow and turn crimson I'm fine f ok ok hi I'm the sadistic side of ainz mice to met you hope you have fun I really want to gut you I'm very very sorry he took over my crazy sides name is reaper so sorry I don't want to kill you he does I don't so sorry. Please forgive me I sometimes lose control.

    • @builduhthegoat9720
      @builduhthegoat9720 5 років тому +3

      Ainz oal gown Over lord shut the fuck upp

    • @ntpgmr
      @ntpgmr 5 років тому +1

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      Dude. Grammar.

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 4 роки тому

      @@builduhthegoat9720 rude

  • @jessiethenerd3539
    @jessiethenerd3539 6 років тому +876

    Nice job, man! I'm NOT about to do my homework, take a shower, or go to bed this time.
    You're improving!
    Also, haven't finished the video yet, but I really like this style.
    Hope to see more like it in the future.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +25

      Jessie

    • @fashionovawigs
      @fashionovawigs 6 років тому +3

      You still have homework

    • @jessiethenerd3539
      @jessiethenerd3539 6 років тому +4

      Hector Solis
      Yeah, but like, I dont have to worry about that until sunday night, so its fine.

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 6 років тому +2

      Jessie the book nerd did you finish it

    • @jessiethenerd3539
      @jessiethenerd3539 6 років тому

      South African Defense Force
      Yes

  • @Fire_Bear42
    @Fire_Bear42 5 років тому +20

    “Dragonborn are u hiding?!” 😂

  • @kellymcguire1114
    @kellymcguire1114 4 роки тому +1

    I'm late to the party and just started playing Skyrim ( I took a LONG break after my EQ and WOW addictions). This is by far the BEST walkthrough video I have watched so far, well done!

  • @declanhild3680
    @declanhild3680 6 років тому +278

    BRUTALITY

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 6 років тому +26

    So many ways to kill, her, and yet so few, for you can choose but one. So of course, I turned her into my Undead Thrall, just so I could watch her die over-and-over-and-over-and-over again ;)

  • @es-ed5ug
    @es-ed5ug 6 років тому +10

    I've always found it a bit odd that Khajiits and Argonians turn into werewolves instead of weretigers/lions and giant lizards. This is something they need to address because I want to stop around as a giant lizard in ES6.

  • @michaelnieporte7679
    @michaelnieporte7679 4 роки тому +5

    "You may now kill the bride. No wait, I meant kiss! Asgeir, no!"

  • @piperman6703
    @piperman6703 5 років тому +7

    "im red when my eyes are mad" good job dude

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 6 років тому +48

    8:48 you made me choke on my water

    • @LaurelMelina
      @LaurelMelina 5 років тому +1

      Kaylee Keen that one made me scream-laugh, I was not expecting it at all

  • @theburningman5047
    @theburningman5047 6 років тому +39

    I'm red when my eyes are mad!

  • @blondehuntress4175
    @blondehuntress4175 6 років тому +6

    I was having a really bad day. Thank you for brightening it, Graenolf

  • @dustinemerzian5989
    @dustinemerzian5989 5 років тому +8

    "Girl, before today's over YOU are getting my digits."

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 років тому +8

    Me: Walks up to the bride, picks her up and slams her onto her head
    Dude with flute: Tooting happily the whole time

  • @spartanq7781
    @spartanq7781 6 років тому +16

    The one good dark brotherhood quest. So many ways to kill Victoria so little time to try them all. It's a matter of picking your poison. Hmm that's an idea right there. If only the rest of the faction was half as good.

  • @scruffylookingNerfherder5742
    @scruffylookingNerfherder5742 6 років тому +5

    The trick with the gargoyle was the only one that I knew about for this particular mission but now I am so going to try some of these alternatives just for giggles

  • @Giga_Chad_2281
    @Giga_Chad_2281 6 років тому +48

    Wtf you killed all of solitude

  • @Art3mis28
    @Art3mis28 2 роки тому +1

    I found your channel while looking for ideas for skyrim play through ideas and gotta say, I’m a addicted. Your videos are so funny and they make me laugh, I didn’t have the best day and watching your videos definitely cheered me up!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 роки тому +1

      Super nice to read this. Thank you friend : ) Happy New Year

    • @Art3mis28
      @Art3mis28 2 роки тому +1

      @@Graenolf happy new year!

  • @silversteam4202
    @silversteam4202 6 років тому +17

    I used telekinesis arrows placed them where she would go and ran let loose 40 feet away

  • @taa347
    @taa347 6 років тому +4

    I adore everything about your videos. Your voice acting, your writing, your comedy.
    All of it is wonderful.

  • @AtlasLytle
    @AtlasLytle 6 років тому +9

    *inhales deeply* Hmm...All I smell is a possible Oyfum montage in the future.

  • @kanbinadaydream6486
    @kanbinadaydream6486 6 років тому +19

    Wow definitely what I wanted in my recommended list

  • @Tonithemeloni04
    @Tonithemeloni04 4 роки тому +4

    Jesus Christ, that ending was so dark
    “Everyone lies still... BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD!”

  • @nathanielthomson3455
    @nathanielthomson3455 5 років тому +4

    You forgot the best way to kill her. Maximum collateral damage, STORM CALL.

  • @lacrosseman02
    @lacrosseman02 6 років тому +13

    I just like that last "today was fuuun!" at the end.

  • @jasminea.6376
    @jasminea.6376 6 років тому +4

    Khajiit as a werewolf. I never would have believed it is I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

  • @adamthompson6669
    @adamthompson6669 6 років тому +285

    My maaaate loved this video and there were a few ways I didn’t know about or think of and thank you so much daedric lord of oooooooooof OYYYYYFFFFFFUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

    • @ratlab5680
      @ratlab5680 6 років тому +13

      what the fuck is this shit

    • @mrmagpie6684
      @mrmagpie6684 6 років тому +10

      what the fuck did i just read

    • @wynterdocherty1882
      @wynterdocherty1882 6 років тому +1

      Stop

    • @mls160
      @mls160 6 років тому +4

      I'm neither drunk or stoned enough to figure out what this is

    • @hoodie6663
      @hoodie6663 6 років тому

      N. O. R

  • @bravetitangrizzly
    @bravetitangrizzly 6 років тому

    About 15 videos in since I found your channel a while ago, I got shit to do tomorrow, it's after midnight, but I can't stop. Your content is too good

  • @HaMashiachYeshuaisLord
    @HaMashiachYeshuaisLord 6 років тому +4

    You are literally my favourite UA-camr..

  • @anjalib6310
    @anjalib6310 6 років тому +31

    when u said digits I wasn’t ready

  • @melaniite3640
    @melaniite3640 6 років тому +32

    Love your humor and LOVE the editing!

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 6 років тому +29

    How long did this take you to write? the wit is endless, love it.

  • @simonaponte8706
    @simonaponte8706 3 роки тому +1

    First Graenolf video I watched, but I do enjoy the skits.

  • @neah8052
    @neah8052 5 років тому +11

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad." Clap Clap

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 6 років тому +52

    "Yeah I killed Kayd" Liar, everyone knows you can't kill children in Skyrim, except with mods.
    That said, my favorite way I killed her was I once had the full Storm Call shout and the Illusion perk which made magic and shouts quiet. So I used the full Storm Call and then cast Invisibility on myself. It was bemusing watching the whole city erupt into chaos.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 6 років тому +5

      TheNN that’s brilliant. Mind if I use your idea?

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 6 років тому +4

      Certainly. It was an incredible sight to behold.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 6 років тому +7

      TheNN thank you kind one

  • @lovinandroidapps
    @lovinandroidapps 6 років тому +14

    I just subbed because i love your narrative XDD

  • @yourlordlanceduckpatterson1201
    @yourlordlanceduckpatterson1201 6 років тому +9

    11 minutes and no ads? COOL!

  • @ruthjasper4408
    @ruthjasper4408 2 роки тому

    Quite possibly the BEST video I've seen, ever. I laughed through this whole thing. You have talent my friend.

  • @azerionkilleris4232
    @azerionkilleris4232 5 років тому +6

    When I'm on my way to Ivarstead (After killing Dragon in Whiterun), I met 2 people with 1 guard and when I talked to them, the man said They want to attend Vittoria's Wedding.....Like wuuuutt?.....Its just like Wuuut?...15-30 Minutes of gameplay?.....The Greybeards didn't even met me yet....

  • @corrinefischer7317
    @corrinefischer7317 6 років тому +13

    "I can do that too FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS" I started laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂

  • @foxythepiratefox2478
    @foxythepiratefox2478 6 років тому +7

    "Im red when my eyes are mad!"
    Brain.exe has stopped working

  • @supernova6177
    @supernova6177 6 років тому +5

    Ur skyrim vids are literally the best

  • @papajohn5279
    @papajohn5279 3 роки тому

    I actually often come back to this video, not for the tips, but for the humor.

  • @bugbyte9518
    @bugbyte9518 5 років тому

    I don't understand your style content my dude, but you're enjoying yourself and that's whats important