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  • CONAN Highlight: Can Jordan solve the clues to break out of the detective room before Conan snaps and kills him?
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  • @user-de7gh1qp4g
    @user-de7gh1qp4g 5 років тому +18482

    Every room is an escape room with Jordan

    • @DukeJames
      @DukeJames 4 роки тому +116

      Ouch.

    • @LiveLocallyNow
      @LiveLocallyNow 4 роки тому +86

      BURN lol

    • @upper8975
      @upper8975 4 роки тому +39

      *Every room is home with Jordan

    • @balyszamalaitis7527
      @balyszamalaitis7527 4 роки тому +8

      @hi there lol i hate Jordan. Hes the kid whose mom told him that if he's a need and smart he'll get all the girls and when that obviously didn't work and the purple whi are funny (like conan) got the girls. He got extremely jealous

    • @justinnguyen27
      @justinnguyen27 4 роки тому +6

      Nice profile

  • @Chimeratics
    @Chimeratics 9 років тому +1716

    Conan could have an entire show of him just going out and doing shit and I would probably like it even more than I like his show already.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 9 років тому +3

      Brett DiPasquale ya i never watch his actual show

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit 9 років тому +5

      Brett DiPasquale You should check out Conan in Cuba! Super hilarious!

    • @anatole69
      @anatole69 9 років тому +1

      Brett DiPasquale Conan in Cuba.

    • @CoolsBreeze
      @CoolsBreeze 9 років тому +3

      Brett DiPasquale His skits and comedy sketches are always golden even back in his late night days.

    • @kortexsirvasil
      @kortexsirvasil 9 років тому +6

      Brett DiPasquale Really the guests is what's keeping him down - unless the guest happens to be Norm.

  • @ndacut827
    @ndacut827 4 роки тому +7469

    When he said “this is real money, this game is bs” I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tejedagiogt
      @tejedagiogt 4 роки тому +15

      Kris MyLifeMatters same here 😂😂

    • @spector7029
      @spector7029 4 роки тому +11

      Same 😂☠️

    • @kristi9417
      @kristi9417 4 роки тому +67

      When he coughs and money appears 🤣

    • @Wave33221
      @Wave33221 3 роки тому +3

      So bs means bullshit ahahaha now I know lol

    • @CMonty
      @CMonty 3 роки тому +11

      Best part of the whole remote

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine 4 роки тому +6577

    when he finally said
    "Jordan did a really good job"
    that was the point, I think, when he finally lost it.
    he never says that.

    • @kaas323
      @kaas323 4 роки тому +82

      And that is why he was trying to off himself. so you might be 100% correct :)

    • @NotYeatle
      @NotYeatle 4 роки тому +156

      Jordan did great on his various and numerous duties

    • @Blake25Rules
      @Blake25Rules 4 роки тому +23

      Same! I couldn’t stop laughing during the part at 7:52

    • @alphakay3917
      @alphakay3917 4 роки тому +4

      1000th Like Your welcome i saw the likes at 999 but left it for you. Hope you're happy, I sure would be.

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme 4 роки тому +6

      It'd be sorta like Michael Scott complimenting Toby Flenderson.

  • @lyao1914
    @lyao1914 7 років тому +19818

    Sometimes I forget Conan graduated from Harvard

    • @MsRickyawesome
      @MsRickyawesome 4 роки тому +304

      Well he was a writing at harvard

    • @gadgetboyplaysmc
      @gadgetboyplaysmc 4 роки тому +761

      Thats exactly what he wants actually. He doesnt want to be treated like "one of them" when he first started in the business.

    • @Okay-gn3zr
      @Okay-gn3zr 4 роки тому +267

      @Brimz He's booksmart

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida 4 роки тому +766

      I think his intelligence is very obvious. It makes sense that he did well academically.

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida 4 роки тому +240

      He started as a writer. He is not the only writer in show business with an ivy league education. Just the most famous.

  • @Solodolomolobolo
    @Solodolomolobolo 7 років тому +5374

    conan: "we did it"
    Jordan's face: "I did it"

    • @bulink2581
      @bulink2581 5 років тому +1

      Solomon Yim no we did it🤨

    • @kameo_kid
      @kameo_kid 4 роки тому +37

      Let’s be honest, the secretary prompted them a LOT

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq 4 роки тому +16

      @@kameo_kid she was literally telling them lol

    • @ZafrasF
      @ZafrasF 3 роки тому +10

      They both did it actually, without Conan bribing the secretary they would have been there a lot longer.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 4 роки тому +5700

    "At this moment she's doing more than my assistant ever does."
    I'd defend Sona, but it's half true

  • @jtlovescodelyoko
    @jtlovescodelyoko 4 роки тому +11806

    I love this episode of Detective Conan

  • @jwpolar
    @jwpolar 9 років тому +475

    6:55
    Schlansky - "Maintain your focus"
    Conan - "Airplane!"
    Am I the only one that busted out laughing? lol

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 9 років тому +6

      Lol nope

    • @lawlx4xan
      @lawlx4xan 9 років тому +1

      jwpolar bosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKdbosscade.com/c?r=xsQGTmTKd

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 9 років тому +2

      mellenias laugh at stuff like that

    • @justanotherguyful
      @justanotherguyful 9 років тому

      jwpolar bosscade.com/c?r=yKf1cS5ab

    • @sorrowsmiles13
      @sorrowsmiles13 9 років тому +1

      jwpolar "Burn!" lol

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 9 років тому +4507

    8:24 I love the joy on Jordan's face when they successfully beat the game!

    • @agilezero5457
      @agilezero5457 9 років тому +269

      destinyawaitsx3 Yep, "joy" indeed.

    • @aetheriality
      @aetheriality 9 років тому +46

      destinyawaitsx3 WHAT JOY

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 9 років тому +164

      destinyawaitsx3
      And now we call him Joydan!

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 9 років тому +70

      destinyawaitsx3 Because Conan did nothing and he did all the work lol. . .

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline 9 років тому +134

      destinyawaitsx3 He is indeed a very emotional Vulcan. I've never seen him so joyful before.

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 4 роки тому +4712

    6:28 I just realized this woman is extremely tall. She's standing next to Conan with no heels.

    • @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano
      @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano 4 роки тому +459

      Yeah, probably 6ft1... She's so hot

    • @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano
      @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano 4 роки тому +522

      @ㅤㅤღنورღ well i like her

    • @azreenklose7976
      @azreenklose7976 4 роки тому +138

      @@milenkovacevickelvinmedrano Conan is 1.93 m tall ( 6ft4") ......I 'm guessing she's around 6ft2.5 or 6ft 3 at most .......

    • @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano
      @milenkovacevickelvinmedrano 4 роки тому +61

      @@azreenklose7976 one inch difference is not that big, and Conan was slouching more.

    • @kylekondit9709
      @kylekondit9709 4 роки тому +25

      @@milenkovacevickelvinmedrano yikes... you kinda of a gross person huh?

  • @aragornn23
    @aragornn23 4 роки тому +1846

    I love when Conan started talking in a 1940s accent. It was so genuine. Hes really a one of a kind comedian.

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 3 роки тому +28

      This is right up his alley. It works so well.

    • @jiyama
      @jiyama 2 роки тому +19

      @Bryan Daly *wow.. you love taking fun out of everything*

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 2 роки тому +1

      I think he used to have a Boston accent before going to the media

    • @KaitainCPS
      @KaitainCPS Рік тому +3

      He’s just doing an Edward G Robinson accent.

    • @deegee1230
      @deegee1230 Рік тому +3

      I truly loved it when he did his 40’s accent … see 😂

  • @nitarsh
    @nitarsh 9 років тому +1274

    This 9 mins worth of material was more funny than the last two episodes of The Big Bang Theory.

    • @CurbUrEnthusiazm
      @CurbUrEnthusiazm 9 років тому +67

      The entire season 8 of the Big Bang is utterly disappointing... Smh

    • @nitarsh
      @nitarsh 9 років тому +26

      Agree, you could criticize the Brits for a lot of things but atleast they know when to stop (Monty Python, The Office(UK) etc..)

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 9 років тому +1

      ***** you are so right

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 9 років тому +2

      ***** I stopped watching as much as I did after Michael went off with Holly. I would catch some here and there, but it just wasn't the same.

    • @basicallyiamthebest
      @basicallyiamthebest 9 років тому

      But I still think its the number one sitcom and you can't really compare anything to conan cuz the show is too awesome

  • @BigEnoughUmbrella
    @BigEnoughUmbrella 9 років тому +532

    "This is real money. This game is bullshit, this is real." lol

    • @KulDeeSak
      @KulDeeSak 9 років тому +48

      ByggyBurger Really Sherlock? Great detective work there Columbo.

    • @Mrreeeeeemix
      @Mrreeeeeemix 9 років тому +1

      Kul D. Sak i guess while we're ripping the words from the video we just watched we might as well saywhat we saw too
      conan is tall and lanky

    • @eSperViper
      @eSperViper 9 років тому

      micglou Didn't know she had piggybanks for breasts lol

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 9 років тому +1

      BigEnoughUmbrella Money isn't real ever since we went off the gold standard.

  • @pranavl1695
    @pranavl1695 4 роки тому +1365

    7:09 "I urinated in the file cabinet over there, that's a nice clue I left for the next guy" 😂😂

  • @r.e.d.docena5957
    @r.e.d.docena5957 3 роки тому +709

    4:42 "Yes, she got an eye piercing that doesnt go along with the 1940s..."
    This scene cracked me up. XD

  • @connorblake7487
    @connorblake7487 5 років тому +2678

    6:42 No laughs at the "Get out of the way!!"
    "Why do you get physical?"
    By far the funniest part for me.

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 3 роки тому +35

      Just waiting for a fanfic ngl

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme 3 роки тому +16

      100% was the best part

    • @dustinday4188
      @dustinday4188 3 роки тому +2

      Love your profile pic :) MM is the best band that ever was

    • @michellcedeno9170
      @michellcedeno9170 3 роки тому +18

      I know! Jordan is so cute in this video 🥺

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 8 місяців тому

      lmao I wonder if they ever talked about boundaries like in the stripper one with Jordan or if Conan just does this

  • @rayyanchami4777
    @rayyanchami4777 5 років тому +4908

    That woman's face when Jordan explains the 1940's accent is priceless

    • @ext609
      @ext609 3 роки тому +122

      her face is like *woah*

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 роки тому +10

      Even though he was completely wrong. It was not an affectation.
      ua-cam.com/video/Gpv_IkO_ZBU/v-deo.html

    • @memegreg8041
      @memegreg8041 3 роки тому +85

      @@jjryan1352 i believe the video you linked proved jordan's point, lol.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 роки тому +5

      @@memegreg8041 nope. It shows that they really talked like that, not an affectation as Jordan claimed. Maybe look up the definition of the word.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 роки тому +6

      @@memegreg8041 yeah seems like a quibbling difference.... If you were "formally school taught" English like this is it how you "naturally" speak or not? But that raises another issue....in a nation of immigrants English was a 2nd language for many and I'm sure many spoke with foreign accent interference as well as the many regional English dialects which survive to this day. It's true that forced government schooling was a way to homogenize all these immigrants into being "Americans". Is it possible that this was more common only in places like NYC where a lot of the media and music of the time was made, so it appears to be more common than it was?

  • @purpleodyssey6850
    @purpleodyssey6850 4 роки тому +904

    This was like a weird episode of Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson high on cocaine.

    • @elfacosmosa
      @elfacosmosa 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/L1B6x12_G6g/v-deo.html

    • @harrybjr
      @harrybjr 3 роки тому +37

      Holmes did take a lot of cocaine in the books, so not that weird

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 3 роки тому +12

      One was on cocaine, the other on ritalin

    • @JesusChristisLORDrepent
      @JesusChristisLORDrepent 2 роки тому +7

      Back in that day they thought that was medicine

    • @RolandmaddogDeschain
      @RolandmaddogDeschain 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@JesusChristisLORDrepent In the books he was portrayed as an addict and Watson was trying to get him to quit

  • @NinjaTowTow
    @NinjaTowTow 4 роки тому +635

    “We’re falling apart at the seams.” Idk how that didn’t get an audience laugh, that was hilarious in Jordan’s lifeless voice hahaha.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 3 роки тому +1

      Dude there’s no audience laughing, it’s a laugh track

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 3 роки тому +12

      @@realprisec what is a light track? Do you mean laugh track? Because it IS a live audience.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanthomas49 laugh track my bad

    • @fathergabrielstokes4706
      @fathergabrielstokes4706 3 роки тому +27

      @@realprisec It's an actual audience

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 Рік тому

      @@fathergabrielstokes4706 no.

  • @bicboirolf9600
    @bicboirolf9600 8 років тому +5356

    Jordan: Maintain your focus
    Conan: Aeroplane 😱
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Sammakko7
      @Sammakko7 8 років тому +94

      Airplane*

    • @thejournalist8091
      @thejournalist8091 8 років тому +31

      9/11

    • @NexSicarius
      @NexSicarius 7 років тому +74

      Yeah, but in all fairness, the way Conan enunciated was closer to "Airplane".

    • @barroldtrumboma9162
      @barroldtrumboma9162 6 років тому +21

      Conan said airplane, Aeroplane is British. Conan is American.

    • @DelinkventeN
      @DelinkventeN 6 років тому +2

      That one still gets me! XD

  • @samspamable
    @samspamable 9 років тому +944

    Schlansky videos are like heroin for my eyes and soul.
    "He's like the Spock to my Kirk." That's the perfect simile.

    • @crimsonxtide50
      @crimsonxtide50 9 років тому +6

      sam frame Jordan dressed up as Spock in a triumph star wars skit

    • @hitachicordoba
      @hitachicordoba 8 років тому +8

      +sam frame and like the Pilkington to his Gervais

  • @masteru9239
    @masteru9239 4 роки тому +1070

    “ I just solved one major problem “
    *reduces time* 😂😂💀

    • @VecessTV
      @VecessTV 4 роки тому +5

      MasterU LMFAO BRUH I WAS WEEAK

  • @user-cu2sk2lc1f
    @user-cu2sk2lc1f 4 роки тому +591

    " why do you get physical? "
    " we're falling apart at the seams. "

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf 4 роки тому +16

      This is a mechanical device. It won't reason with logic.

    • @jawhar5677
      @jawhar5677 4 роки тому +11

      @@AlexSmith-tz2lf you are a mechanical device and you don't reason with logic

    • @gagankarna9273
      @gagankarna9273 4 роки тому +9

      @@jawhar5677 Burn!

  • @CravonMoorehead
    @CravonMoorehead 7 років тому +2946

    How someone is able to keep a str8 face around conan is beyond me

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 5 років тому +29

      Editing.

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 5 років тому +5

      this is why jordan doesn't get fired :p

    • @flamingravenmc4058
      @flamingravenmc4058 5 років тому +50

      @Hi Welcome to Chili's no he's broken character several times

    • @thakursoham13
      @thakursoham13 5 років тому +20

      @@flamingravenmc4058 ur missing an imp point he is an executive producer 😂
      With a job designation - various numerous production handling
      So don't judge him by his acting skills, he is doing actually great!

    • @xnoreq
      @xnoreq 4 роки тому +2

      @@flamingravenmc4058 Jordan sometimes laughing isn't breaking character, duh. He's not a total robot. He's laughed openly and unedited before.

  • @dylanmacgyver9998
    @dylanmacgyver9998 7 років тому +1984

    "if i tie my belt along this pipe i could probably hang myself, so we're making progress"

  • @anthonyvillanueva5226
    @anthonyvillanueva5226 4 роки тому +1459

    Conan O'Brien. Harvard graduate. Forgets how a clock works.

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight 4 роки тому +128

      In his defense its a countdown timer not a clock.For a moment thinking it was a clock he was doing it right.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 4 роки тому +1

      @@El_Crazyknight I mean, it's not that hard to tell the difference. A clock has two (sometimes three) hands. A countdown clock usually has one when it's only used for an hour. Plus, one moves clockwise, while the other is counterclockwise. It obviously was a bit (hilarious bit, since Jordan mentioned conan's academics comment)

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight 4 роки тому +23

      @@jkap34 Anyone can have a brain fart in a moment like this.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 4 роки тому +5

      @@El_Crazyknight yeah, but conan also was a writer for the Simpson's and hosted late night, his assistant complains about how everything he does is a bit. Conan bleeds comedy. I think it was a bit, you have your own thoughts, and I respect that. To each his own. 🙂

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight 4 роки тому

      @@jkap34 Yeah , I know almostt everything he does is a bit just saying that anyone no matter how smart can have a brain fart on a situation like this. But yeah I know he acts funny and stupid all the time for the constant comedy routine.

  • @saipabbati1983
    @saipabbati1983 2 роки тому +607

    I like how Jordan recognised that Conan is quite intelligent. Most people forget that despite acting like a jester, Conan is a Harvard graduate and class valedictorian.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv Рік тому +24

      You do realize that just because you’ve graduated from Harvard or Oxford that doesn’t mean you’re intelligent right?

    • @saipabbati1983
      @saipabbati1983 Рік тому +106

      @@Rotisiv Of course not. But I think it’s safe to say that the average Harvard graduate is more intelligent than the average Joe.

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john Рік тому +48

      @@Rotisiv I'm sure you've experienced Harvard and Oxford yourself and clearly learned this firsthand.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Рік тому +4

      I’m pretty sure Jordan realizes that Conan is intelligent, despite this game

    • @unwishfulthink
      @unwishfulthink Рік тому +4

      I read on the Internet that Conan's IQ is 160. I will be shocked if it's anything less.

  • @uwuben
    @uwuben 8 років тому +2216

    "YOU'RE A MECHANICAL DEVICE! YOU CAN'T REASON WITH LOGIC!"..."burn."
    I CANNOT TAKE THIS

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +4

      Absolutely hilarious, and eerily true.

    • @Dflowen
      @Dflowen 5 років тому +1

      OOOH AIRPLANE. XD

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 8 років тому +357

    Jordan: "maintain your focus"
    Conan: "airplane"

  • @kristi9417
    @kristi9417 4 роки тому +273

    5:45 cracked me up 🤣 "Look Dame!" The way he just yells everything

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf 4 роки тому +12

      You're not allowed to damage anything in here.

    • @partikelsmusic
      @partikelsmusic 3 роки тому +4

      Dame ist german and means: Lady / Eine hübsche Dame = A pretty lady.

    • @laughinghyenastudios8380
      @laughinghyenastudios8380 Рік тому +2

      I love how when he throws the chair it barley makes a sound

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee 9 місяців тому

      @@laughinghyenastudios8380because it landed on the cushioned back, padding and leather shouldn’t make much sound

  • @ITSJFE
    @ITSJFE 2 роки тому +604

    The main thing I love about Jordan is no matter how silly Conan is, he literally never laughs at anything. and that in itself is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, Conan can get however hysterical he wants, and Jordan will still just stand there and look like "...seriously?". xD

    • @user-ol5bj4dm2v
      @user-ol5bj4dm2v 2 роки тому +26

      It's called a comic foil and for millenia it's been a way to create comedic situations by contrasting characters of opposite virtues. Jordan is the rational, serious one and Conan is the silly, comical one. Any given scene is set by Jordan, who establishes a mundane view of the situation which is then subverted by Conan, who tears it all down. It never fails, which is why it's so repeatable and ubiquitous across comedic media.

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 2 роки тому +11

      "He literally never laughs at anything". Well that's not true. There are videos, even one compilation where Jordan laughs a lot. Much of that gets edited out.

    • @ytsn_THE_OG
      @ytsn_THE_OG Рік тому +9

      He breaks character from time to time

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc Рік тому +4

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v Is that you, Jordan?

  • @hey4horses517
    @hey4horses517 7 років тому +1711

    Conan: "I urinated in the filing cabinet 5 minutes ago. It's a nice clue for the next guy." 🗄😂

    • @Dan-or3ls
      @Dan-or3ls 5 років тому +1

      clue rhymes with jordan likes to sniff glue

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 9 років тому +3466

    No locked room can defeat Jordan "Sherlock" Schlansky.

    • @mathew633man
      @mathew633man 9 років тому +56

      Mariko True he is kind of a sociopath too. a high-functioning sociopath

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 9 років тому +68

      Matt I believe you're thinking of "psychopath." Because I've yet to see Jordan revel in someone else's pain.
      That would be Conan.

    • @mathew633man
      @mathew633man 9 років тому +54

      LunarD3A7H He's not a psychopath, he's a high-functioning sociopath. do your research. anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street. quit thinking, face the wall, and let me get into my mind palace.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 9 років тому +9

      Matt Sociopaths can feel guilt and other varied emotions.
      Psychopaths cannot.
      I was just here for a little light convesation, but if you insist on insulting everyone you meet, then I'll gladly tussle.
      Only an idiot would think you can make an entire street of people's IQ go down just from not knowing *one* thing. I imagine you're the kind of irrational *sociopath* that sits in his room all day getting angry at strangers who talk to him.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 9 років тому +12

      Matt Oh.. and do *YOUR* research next time, you fucking twit.

  • @dutchdevilxl2999
    @dutchdevilxl2999 4 роки тому +2864

    I would have liked to see conan actually try

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 4 роки тому +319

      But then it wouldn't be comedy gold.

    • @hattthecat
      @hattthecat 4 роки тому +393

      He's a smart guy he would've beat it with Jordan if he tried

    • @soosv7345
      @soosv7345 4 роки тому +73

      he graduated from Harvard he would have done it pretty easily

    • @corruptpixel8441
      @corruptpixel8441 4 роки тому +188

      @@soosv7345 He graduated in history, not detective work

    • @soosv7345
      @soosv7345 4 роки тому +121

      @@corruptpixel8441 none of the stuff is actual detective work

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 4 роки тому +1367

    “I’m not falling apart! I’m the only one here that really knows what he’s doing!”
    “Maintain your focus.”
    “Airplane...”

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 5 років тому +3891

    Why do I feel like this his how Conan acts in real life?

    • @rangothejedi7947
      @rangothejedi7947 3 роки тому +23

      Lol good point

    • @maryclark6661
      @maryclark6661 3 роки тому +58

      Probably not, he wouldn’t get very far in his career if he did. It is funny though.

    • @jakubvantroba
      @jakubvantroba 3 роки тому +235

      @@maryclark6661 Didn't he actually get this far with his career because he is acting this way? 😅

    • @jvvayne555
      @jvvayne555 3 роки тому +30

      I feel he does but probably picked his moments

    • @shroomiestshroom3655
      @shroomiestshroom3655 3 роки тому +46

      he's a lot like jim carey or robin williams, he's putting on a front most of the time, from cell phone footage i've seen he does act similar in the office, but to see the real him just watch the 60minutes interview after he lost the tonight show, i think thats more the real conan.

  • @igano111
    @igano111 8 років тому +3423

    - That's the first thing we have to do, is to...
    - We're wasting time I've read this thing three times already we've already lost five minutes it's twenty percent of our time we need to work quickly we need to work quickly and survey the room there are many objects here it's visually stimulating and very complex I think we need to break this down and understand what lies ahead of us.
    classic Jordan

    • @shellsy515
      @shellsy515 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @Fakieslappy
      @Fakieslappy 8 років тому +7

      +igano111 whattttttaa guy

    • @MrFysik
      @MrFysik 8 років тому +26

      Speaks like an engineer.

    • @ryndym
      @ryndym 8 років тому +9

      +Jacob Zeranski they were aiming for 46 minutes. not that it still makes 20% tho.

    • @poontang3zizo
      @poontang3zizo 8 років тому +5

      +rndm Yeah that would be 11%

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix 2 роки тому +121

    That's actually pretty amazing Jordan solved all those puzzles in 1 hour & 37 minutes, seemingly all on his own. I'm not sure I could have.

  • @halfshim
    @halfshim 4 роки тому +158

    0:39
    Conan: take off ur sunglasses
    Jordan: We're standing outside in Southern California
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kevb0ardGames
    @Kevb0ardGames 9 років тому +1836

    OMFG havent seen the video yet but MORE FUCKING Schlansky!!!!!!!!

    • @SuperFastEddies
      @SuperFastEddies 9 років тому +14

      Kevb0ardGames I'm with ya

    • @austinp0rk46
      @austinp0rk46 9 років тому +16

      I can't tell if ur excited or complaining lol

    • @jandrade570
      @jandrade570 9 років тому +31

      Austin123p0rk you must have a hard time with women

    • @LiberalAsLordChrist
      @LiberalAsLordChrist 9 років тому +4

      Kevb0ardGames I want Conan's life

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline 9 років тому +3

      Kevb0ardGames I think there are about 5 other skits with him in it. I just watched them all for the first time today, then I get a surprise and this one gets posted.

  • @itsjeron164
    @itsjeron164 7 років тому +740

    Jordan:Maintain your focus
    Conan:Airplane 😂😂

    • @NoqTransy
      @NoqTransy 5 років тому

      I died... 😂 😂

    • @predimercury
      @predimercury 4 роки тому

      what if the airplane is a clue. 😂

  • @shubhamgoel1806
    @shubhamgoel1806 3 роки тому +60

    love how careful Jordan is with his glasses, taking them off of the frame rather than the side to increase its longevity despite pressure from conan

  • @josie9306
    @josie9306 2 роки тому +54

    I wish I could tell Conan how much he's helped me to feel happy and deal with depression. Maybe someday I'll write him a letter. And Jordan.

  • @Jay-qh6uv
    @Jay-qh6uv 8 років тому +3355

    I ship Conan and Jordan
    the greatest bromance of our time

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation 8 років тому +1644

    I swear, I have never laughed so hard so continuously throughout any video

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB 8 років тому +22

      Quit swearing, or else I will report you.

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM 8 років тому +11

      your swearing is extremely offensive. i may also report you if you do not knock it off.

    • @mateozeppelin
      @mateozeppelin 8 років тому +9

      +Juan Mendoza MENDOZZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Mcbain)

    • @lill5962
      @lill5962 8 років тому +6

      +Juan Mendoza watch don't laugh or smile challenge.

    • @piacare
      @piacare 7 років тому +21

      Watch Conan and Jordan Schlansky goes to couples therapy.After that you will have to rescind your statement.

  • @woodlandcreaturefeature2832
    @woodlandcreaturefeature2832 4 роки тому +342

    "maintain focus!"
    "aihrrrrrplane!!!"
    where's my ADHD squad?!

    • @keyzmi
      @keyzmi 3 роки тому +5

      Here! Sorry, one year late, I procrastinated a bit.... ooo airplane!!

  • @jomocheatham
    @jomocheatham 4 роки тому +61

    All of the Conan and Jordan segments should immediately be archived at the Smithsonian, the Broadcasters Hall of Fame and the National Archives.

  • @MrMusikBeast
    @MrMusikBeast 8 років тому +695

    I vote for a buddy cop movie with Schlansky and Conan

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +2

      Autism and ADHD, the perfect pairing!
      _(P.S. That's a joke about common comorbidity between the two, not a joke at the expense of either autistic people or people with ADHD, which I'm taking the time to note since I have both and it's_ super _tedious when people use the conditions, especially the former, as "edgy" internet insults.)_

  • @harrisonjananto91
    @harrisonjananto91 7 років тому +3272

    i binge watched almost every conan remote/clueless gamer and a bunch of other stuff...man he really is the best talk show host...gets me to laugh every time and i can never get enough!!

    • @Theforeveraloneguy
      @Theforeveraloneguy 7 років тому +62

      Dude is seriously funny.

    • @multimattvideos
      @multimattvideos 7 років тому +41

      harrison jananto Same i used to think he wasn't great for some reason until i started watching his video now he is on my top 3 of current talk show hosts

    • @averagewarcrimeenjoyer1855
      @averagewarcrimeenjoyer1855 7 років тому +4

      MULTIMATT same

    • @ryaniggy4820
      @ryaniggy4820 6 років тому +9

      Broadway.4me Top three of CURRENT talk show hosts? I feel as if that isn't the greatest compliment considering who all the other current talk show hosts are...

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 6 років тому +5

      Well, he does great skits, but so far as "talk show host" who actually has great "talk show" entertainment w/o the need for these kinds of skits (fun as they are), it is hands-down Graham Norton.

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 3 роки тому +22

    1:50
    Conan: "He takes the fun out of everything"
    Stephanie: *nods*

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann 4 роки тому +16

    8:25 I've never seen Jordan that full of joy.

  • @officer401
    @officer401 5 років тому +1829

    Poor Conan....dude couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

    • @sinoconcebollas5880
      @sinoconcebollas5880 2 роки тому +2

      You were here

    • @sean123888
      @sean123888 2 роки тому +6

      And he’s a Harvard graduate

    • @doffymingo2187
      @doffymingo2187 2 роки тому +7

      Well hello Officer 401, never expected you to be binge watching Conan like the rest of us 😂 Love your videos btw

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 2 роки тому +3

      @@sean123888
      Degrees don't mean anything. That's why Start-Ups are booming.

    • @plo9458
      @plo9458 2 роки тому +1

      @@matchbox1275 He has an iq of 160

  • @Sweezlballin
    @Sweezlballin 9 років тому +608

    MORE SCHLANSKY REMOTES PLEASE!

    • @shortmotions
      @shortmotions 9 років тому +19

      Michael Phoenix You look pretty good.

  • @XenoLife
    @XenoLife 4 роки тому +175

    Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 4 роки тому +8

      Xeno-Life no, their relationship is like Jim and Dwight from The Office. Js

    • @charliechao3625
      @charliechao3625 4 роки тому +1

      @@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 i was just gonna say the same thing

    • @mil_snav3872
      @mil_snav3872 4 роки тому +1

      Xeno-Life I was thinking the same thing

    • @mil_snav3872
      @mil_snav3872 4 роки тому +1

      And the guy who’s chair he took and threw

    • @kieranmaguire3293
      @kieranmaguire3293 4 роки тому +1

      Why do they do have to be characters from the office. Neither of them are even anything like any office characters

  • @thomasgreen1557
    @thomasgreen1557 4 роки тому +87

    "Her name is sona and watches the bachelor alot at her desk" lol

  • @mrsmekae
    @mrsmekae 7 років тому +790

    "Look DAME! Im getting prettu hot and bothered. See? We need answers! See?"

    • @CaedisHa
      @CaedisHa 5 років тому +7

      mrsmekae he says SI! Thats yes for Spanish

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +37

      @@CaedisHa No, he doesn't.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 5 років тому +20

      @@CaedisHa

    • @CaedisHa
      @CaedisHa 5 років тому +2

      As a Kite .... it was a joke....

    • @bigeyesbuddhist5459
      @bigeyesbuddhist5459 5 років тому +28

      @@CaedisHa yeah everything's a joke when you're wrong

  • @specimen9831
    @specimen9831 7 років тому +548

    The spock to Kirk joke is insanely accurate

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 років тому +5

      Lol Yeah I thought about that after he said it and it's hilarious how true it is.

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 6 років тому +8

      They even look like them!!!

  • @hyperakt1v
    @hyperakt1v 4 роки тому +76

    "Can you take your sunglasses off?" We're standing outside in southern California"

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 4 роки тому +52

    Jordan: Maintain your focus!
    Conan: aIRpLaNE

  • @boy638
    @boy638 9 років тому +5745

    Finally another outing with Jordan Schlanskeeeeee :D

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 9 років тому +1

      The producer was acting right?? He Really isn't that annoying in real life or other skit's is he??? The producer kinda killed the video for me to be honest :/

    • @boy638
      @boy638 9 років тому +18

      im pretty sure that's really how he is in real life, conan said so many times and there's even a reddit thread from him and his colleagues saying so

    • @Skelly5962
      @Skelly5962 9 років тому +5

      Aloc Kush You are hopeless

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 9 років тому

      Boo Ninny Well fuck you to! I don't watch Conan on T.V at all and i am new to this channel. Sooooo no need to be a dick, i don't know WTF is going on????

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 9 років тому +1

      boy638 Thank you for the info buddy, and the positive reply back! :D Thank's again :)

  • @rhcpguitarar
    @rhcpguitarar 9 років тому +138

    Anything with Jordan Schlansky is absolute gold.

  • @pablosonic892
    @pablosonic892 3 роки тому +31

    I could watch easily a 100 episode 5 season run in one marathon session on just this skit premise alone. Brilliant.

  • @mdh8320
    @mdh8320 4 роки тому +87

    4:10 Conan: THIS IS HARD! THIS IS REALLY HARD!!!

  • @Culuf
    @Culuf 8 років тому +904

    This is who I think Jordan Schlansky is when he's not directed to act "obnoxious".
    He never rattled off inane statistics here. Just a splendid problem solver under Conan's pressures.
    This is most likely why he's the associate producer.

    • @Sticklemako
      @Sticklemako 8 років тому +47

      +Culuf Gom And he is really good lookin, Am I being shallow? YES!!

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 7 років тому +12

      at around 1:39 he did kind of mention a fact

    • @Culuf
      @Culuf 7 років тому +4

      jp kinsella Not a statistic though ;) I'm pretty sure that part was scripted too. Schlansky usually looks to the side. They probably bring cue cards with them.

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 7 років тому +10

      +Culuf Gom well i hardly ever hear him list statistics, usually just obscure facts

    • @nik6431
      @nik6431 5 років тому +20

      It's not an act. He said in an AMA on Reddit that he never knows Conan is coming and the interactions you see on camera are exactly the same as off camera

  • @SHANKDAWGBABY
    @SHANKDAWGBABY 9 років тому +794

    Yessss! Finally some more schlansky shenanigans

    • @violetsnotviolence
      @violetsnotviolence 9 років тому +82

      Shank Montgomery I guess you could say they're schlenanigans.... I'll let myself out.

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline 9 років тому

      Shank Montgomery Indeed

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 9 років тому +1

      violetsnotviolence Do you have a belt nearby?

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 9 років тому +1

      violetsnotviolence lol *slaps knees*

    • @SHANKDAWGBABY
      @SHANKDAWGBABY 9 років тому +1

      violetsnotviolence lol

  • @lylenazareno2563
    @lylenazareno2563 4 роки тому +33

    At first, I don't know why they like jordan but when conan starts a joke and jordan didn't even laugh or smile and just making a plain face starts to crack me up more.

  • @mahnillagk
    @mahnillagk 4 роки тому +156

    “Conan Focus”
    Conan: Airplanes

  • @JasonPassaro
    @JasonPassaro 5 років тому +548

    Conan might be the funniest person of all time...His wit and ability to adapt to any situation is unparalleled. Plus he's been doing it for over 20 years. No one else can keep up that intensity.

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 7 років тому +599

    "I think with my power of deduction and your sense of humor, this should make for a great youtube video"

  • @1023Endurance
    @1023Endurance 2 роки тому +10

    Until yesterday, I had never heard the name Jordan Schlansky. Today, I have watched every one of these videos on the youtube

  • @dhruvyadav780
    @dhruvyadav780 3 роки тому +19

    Ugh I am so jealous of conan's kids because they get to see this every day

    • @mohammedouallal2
      @mohammedouallal2 2 роки тому

      You see an angle that his kids will never see. That's the difference!

  • @L16htW4rr10r
    @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому +1570

    Jordan looks like The main character from LA Noire. XD

    • @ScootyBooty
      @ScootyBooty 8 років тому +1

      Jason DeRulo?

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому

      +cum on in slaem n welcum 2 teh jam Maybe? I dont remember.

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 8 років тому +16

      +L16htW4rr10r Cole Phelps, the other guy is trolling.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому

      +Murtagh653 Oh okay. Thank you for the info! :)

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 8 років тому +3

      You're welcome

  • @julien362
    @julien362 8 років тому +143

    Her face when Schlansky calls Conan's accent a media affectation...xD

  • @ryanthomas49
    @ryanthomas49 3 роки тому +9

    It was so sweet when Conan hugged her at the end. Conan is so kind.

  • @remalbarn6049
    @remalbarn6049 4 роки тому +9

    8:31
    Jordan's look after Conan said, "We did it".

  • @thekingofnorway3465
    @thekingofnorway3465 8 років тому +261

    "you do that, I'm gonna start chewing gum"

  • @GramajoDarvin
    @GramajoDarvin 7 років тому +200

    "You're wasting time. I read this at least 3 times" 😂😂😂

  • @highspeedfistfight
    @highspeedfistfight 4 роки тому +37

    The Conan show never fails to cheer me up. I loved watching the Lady trying not to burst out laughing.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 2 роки тому +12

    I’m literally Conan in any Escape Room: clueless, and constantly doing bits.
    Glad he brought Jordan with him to actually stay on task!

  • @ravinp371
    @ravinp371 5 років тому +161

    "You're a mechanical device" LMAO Conan is losing it

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 7 років тому +212

    I cracked up so hard when the secretary actress said, "Now you have ten minutes." LMFAO.
    And his Conan's producer going like, "You're falling apart at the seams."
    "Maintain your focus" followed by "Airplane!"

  • @angelwarrior_3067
    @angelwarrior_3067 4 роки тому +15

    Conan "I am the only one that knows what he is doing
    1 seconds later...
    Conan: *airplane*

  • @1Nida
    @1Nida 4 роки тому +12

    I really enjoy Conan's '40's movie detective character. I could watch it all day.

  • @raptorhead1337
    @raptorhead1337 9 років тому +498

    Detective Conan?

    • @calvinpham8307
      @calvinpham8307 9 років тому +9

      raptorhead you need more likes!!!

    • @narutopet112
      @narutopet112 9 років тому

      Hahaha yes! shinjitsu wa hitotsu!

    • @thinhvo3893
      @thinhvo3893 9 років тому

      raptorhead I live u for saying that :D

    • @thinhvo3893
      @thinhvo3893 9 років тому

      Thinh Vo love

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 9 років тому +1

      raptorhead I would have never realized it if not for this comment

  • @HUMFREX
    @HUMFREX 7 років тому +581

    1:09 i think that woman just fell in love with jordan.

    • @HUMFREX
      @HUMFREX 7 років тому +165

      oh! she falls out of love at 1:49 . the plot thickens.

    • @Bobcat_guy
      @Bobcat_guy 4 роки тому +7

      Who isn’t

    • @muhammadmaaz892
      @muhammadmaaz892 4 роки тому

      She was having an orgasm by just looking at him or hearing him

    • @mentalstriker3009
      @mentalstriker3009 4 роки тому

      she get so wet

  • @nathan-ls8yw
    @nathan-ls8yw 4 роки тому +120

    Jordan does not need to whip the glasses off.....he already looks like a contract killer

  • @cookingwithghosts1012
    @cookingwithghosts1012 3 роки тому +6

    6:20 “this is real money, this game is bullshit” 😂😂

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 9 років тому +526

    Without Schlansky conan would of been there for eternity.

    • @multiplemike
      @multiplemike 9 років тому +111

      runeplate123 Without Schlansky, he would've tried to hang himself, and get free mouth to mouth cpr from the secretary

    • @Dhujdic
      @Dhujdic 9 років тому +23

      runeplate123 Conan is highly intelligent, I'm sure he would have done fine, but its certainly more entertaining with Schlansky there

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit 9 років тому +15

      runeplate123 For the shows humor maybe but Conan graduated from Harvard so I very much doubt he would be there that long and you can tell Jordan knows Conan is quite intelligent because he mentioned it @1:07.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 9 років тому +6

      Simply Ecks In history and literature though which have very little to do with logical reasoning and problem solving.

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit 9 років тому +3

      Johan Hoekstra Yeah but you doubt you'd get to attend Harvard if you didn't have some level of reasoning and/or problem solving or if those skills were average to little.

  • @divefraggle
    @divefraggle 5 років тому +125

    "He's the Spock to my Kirk." Awesome

  • @bakpiamanis3637
    @bakpiamanis3637 2 роки тому +8

    Jordan : " Maintain your Focus! "
    Conan : " _Airplane_ 👁👄👁 "

  • @connorhagen355
    @connorhagen355 4 роки тому +23

    "Jordan did a really good job" Oh my, this room really is making Conan lose his mind

  • @alanweak
    @alanweak 9 років тому +61

    Each Schlansky bit gets better and better. Please keep it up haha.

  • @nunyabiznez4408
    @nunyabiznez4408 8 років тому +185

    Conan is way more entertaining than the "jimmies".

    • @RAIN-gi5rv
      @RAIN-gi5rv 8 років тому

      Ikr he's such an asswhole I love him

    • @nunyabiznez4408
      @nunyabiznez4408 8 років тому

      ***** lmao

    • @RAIN-gi5rv
      @RAIN-gi5rv 8 років тому

      truth

    • @squeddle
      @squeddle 8 років тому +9

      I would say he's more entertaining than Fallon. Kimmel and Conan are at the top of the talk show world

    • @kardashiankim3836
      @kardashiankim3836 8 років тому

      Conan -healthy comedy

  • @josiahp.6960
    @josiahp.6960 Рік тому +8

    "You're falling apart at the seams." That sounds like a real response to Conan's line, if he'd said it with a bit of spunk.

  • @kevjun252
    @kevjun252 2 роки тому +16

    I'm genuinely impressed how Jordan managed to do most of the lifting in under 2 hours.

  • @mikasaackermann8736
    @mikasaackermann8736 5 років тому +32

    7:59 this is such a mood for me

  • @cglennjr
    @cglennjr 9 років тому +25

    "He's the Spock to my Kirk"
    OMG He totally is!!

  • @anbuhyuga8299
    @anbuhyuga8299 3 роки тому +9

    5:02 Holly mother of God! Jordan's look after her answere xDDDDDDDDDD

  • @TViitaharju
    @TViitaharju 2 роки тому +13

    6 years late, but Jordan could escape that room in various ways