@hi there lol i hate Jordan. Hes the kid whose mom told him that if he's a need and smart he'll get all the girls and when that obviously didn't work and the purple whi are funny (like conan) got the girls. He got extremely jealous
@@memegreg8041 yeah seems like a quibbling difference.... If you were "formally school taught" English like this is it how you "naturally" speak or not? But that raises another issue....in a nation of immigrants English was a 2nd language for many and I'm sure many spoke with foreign accent interference as well as the many regional English dialects which survive to this day. It's true that forced government schooling was a way to homogenize all these immigrants into being "Americans". Is it possible that this was more common only in places like NYC where a lot of the media and music of the time was made, so it appears to be more common than it was?
@@flamingravenmc4058 ur missing an imp point he is an executive producer 😂 With a job designation - various numerous production handling So don't judge him by his acting skills, he is doing actually great!
- That's the first thing we have to do, is to... - We're wasting time I've read this thing three times already we've already lost five minutes it's twenty percent of our time we need to work quickly we need to work quickly and survey the room there are many objects here it's visually stimulating and very complex I think we need to break this down and understand what lies ahead of us. classic Jordan
Conan might be the funniest person of all time...His wit and ability to adapt to any situation is unparalleled. Plus he's been doing it for over 20 years. No one else can keep up that intensity.
i binge watched almost every conan remote/clueless gamer and a bunch of other stuff...man he really is the best talk show host...gets me to laugh every time and i can never get enough!!
harrison jananto Same i used to think he wasn't great for some reason until i started watching his video now he is on my top 3 of current talk show hosts
Broadway.4me Top three of CURRENT talk show hosts? I feel as if that isn't the greatest compliment considering who all the other current talk show hosts are...
Well, he does great skits, but so far as "talk show host" who actually has great "talk show" entertainment w/o the need for these kinds of skits (fun as they are), it is hands-down Graham Norton.
LunarD3A7H He's not a psychopath, he's a high-functioning sociopath. do your research. anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street. quit thinking, face the wall, and let me get into my mind palace.
Matt Sociopaths can feel guilt and other varied emotions. Psychopaths cannot. I was just here for a little light convesation, but if you insist on insulting everyone you meet, then I'll gladly tussle. Only an idiot would think you can make an entire street of people's IQ go down just from not knowing *one* thing. I imagine you're the kind of irrational *sociopath* that sits in his room all day getting angry at strangers who talk to him.
he's a lot like jim carey or robin williams, he's putting on a front most of the time, from cell phone footage i've seen he does act similar in the office, but to see the real him just watch the 60minutes interview after he lost the tonight show, i think thats more the real conan.
It's called a comic foil and for millenia it's been a way to create comedic situations by contrasting characters of opposite virtues. Jordan is the rational, serious one and Conan is the silly, comical one. Any given scene is set by Jordan, who establishes a mundane view of the situation which is then subverted by Conan, who tears it all down. It never fails, which is why it's so repeatable and ubiquitous across comedic media.
"He literally never laughs at anything". Well that's not true. There are videos, even one compilation where Jordan laughs a lot. Much of that gets edited out.
I like how Jordan recognised that Conan is quite intelligent. Most people forget that despite acting like a jester, Conan is a Harvard graduate and class valedictorian.
Autism and ADHD, the perfect pairing! _(P.S. That's a joke about common comorbidity between the two, not a joke at the expense of either autistic people or people with ADHD, which I'm taking the time to note since I have both and it's_ super _tedious when people use the conditions, especially the former, as "edgy" internet insults.)_
@@El_Crazyknight I mean, it's not that hard to tell the difference. A clock has two (sometimes three) hands. A countdown clock usually has one when it's only used for an hour. Plus, one moves clockwise, while the other is counterclockwise. It obviously was a bit (hilarious bit, since Jordan mentioned conan's academics comment)
@@El_Crazyknight yeah, but conan also was a writer for the Simpson's and hosted late night, his assistant complains about how everything he does is a bit. Conan bleeds comedy. I think it was a bit, you have your own thoughts, and I respect that. To each his own. 🙂
@@jkap34 Yeah , I know almostt everything he does is a bit just saying that anyone no matter how smart can have a brain fart on a situation like this. But yeah I know he acts funny and stupid all the time for the constant comedy routine.
This is who I think Jordan Schlansky is when he's not directed to act "obnoxious". He never rattled off inane statistics here. Just a splendid problem solver under Conan's pressures. This is most likely why he's the associate producer.
jp kinsella Not a statistic though ;) I'm pretty sure that part was scripted too. Schlansky usually looks to the side. They probably bring cue cards with them.
It's not an act. He said in an AMA on Reddit that he never knows Conan is coming and the interactions you see on camera are exactly the same as off camera
The producer was acting right?? He Really isn't that annoying in real life or other skit's is he??? The producer kinda killed the video for me to be honest :/
Boo Ninny Well fuck you to! I don't watch Conan on T.V at all and i am new to this channel. Sooooo no need to be a dick, i don't know WTF is going on????
Kevb0ardGames I think there are about 5 other skits with him in it. I just watched them all for the first time today, then I get a surprise and this one gets posted.
I cracked up so hard when the secretary actress said, "Now you have ten minutes." LMFAO. And his Conan's producer going like, "You're falling apart at the seams." "Maintain your focus" followed by "Airplane!"
Jordan: It's a mechanical device that doesn't reason with logic Conan: You're a mechanical device and you don't reason with logic......burn Hahahahaha death upon my life
+Kayreku You do realise that Conan is looking down at the girl and he is in a very slouched position at the neck region. This removes about 2 inches of his actual full height.
runeplate123 For the shows humor maybe but Conan graduated from Harvard so I very much doubt he would be there that long and you can tell Jordan knows Conan is quite intelligent because he mentioned it @1:07.
Johan Hoekstra Yeah but you doubt you'd get to attend Harvard if you didn't have some level of reasoning and/or problem solving or if those skills were average to little.
At first, I don't know why they like jordan but when conan starts a joke and jordan didn't even laugh or smile and just making a plain face starts to crack me up more.
You know what I love about Conan? Every single one of these moments have fantastic watchibility. I can see you guys do this over and over again. It never gets old. ✌️😁
Every room is an escape room with Jordan
Ouch.
BURN lol
*Every room is home with Jordan
@hi there lol i hate Jordan. Hes the kid whose mom told him that if he's a need and smart he'll get all the girls and when that obviously didn't work and the purple whi are funny (like conan) got the girls. He got extremely jealous
Nice profile
when he finally said
"Jordan did a really good job"
that was the point, I think, when he finally lost it.
he never says that.
And that is why he was trying to off himself. so you might be 100% correct :)
Jordan did great on his various and numerous duties
Same! I couldn’t stop laughing during the part at 7:52
1000th Like Your welcome i saw the likes at 999 but left it for you. Hope you're happy, I sure would be.
It'd be sorta like Michael Scott complimenting Toby Flenderson.
"At this moment she's doing more than my assistant ever does."
I'd defend Sona, but it's half true
Matthew Sawczyn all she does is play sudoku 🤣
Pretty tho....
you are pretty.
🤣🤣🤣
you are cute
8:24 I love the joy on Jordan's face when they successfully beat the game!
destinyawaitsx3 Yep, "joy" indeed.
destinyawaitsx3 WHAT JOY
destinyawaitsx3
And now we call him Joydan!
destinyawaitsx3 Because Conan did nothing and he did all the work lol. . .
destinyawaitsx3 He is indeed a very emotional Vulcan. I've never seen him so joyful before.
conan: "we did it"
Jordan's face: "I did it"
Solomon Yim no we did it🤨
Let’s be honest, the secretary prompted them a LOT
@@kameo_kid she was literally telling them lol
They both did it actually, without Conan bribing the secretary they would have been there a lot longer.
I love this episode of Detective Conan
hahaha
Jordan: You're costing us valuable--
Det. Conan: SHUT UP!!
Aah, I see what you did there! :D
Weebalicious
Here 300 dollars please help us
Conan could have an entire show of him just going out and doing shit and I would probably like it even more than I like his show already.
Brett DiPasquale ya i never watch his actual show
Brett DiPasquale You should check out Conan in Cuba! Super hilarious!
Brett DiPasquale Conan in Cuba.
Brett DiPasquale His skits and comedy sketches are always golden even back in his late night days.
Brett DiPasquale Really the guests is what's keeping him down - unless the guest happens to be Norm.
6:42 No laughs at the "Get out of the way!!"
"Why do you get physical?"
By far the funniest part for me.
Just waiting for a fanfic ngl
100% was the best part
Love your profile pic :) MM is the best band that ever was
I know! Jordan is so cute in this video 🥺
lmao I wonder if they ever talked about boundaries like in the stripper one with Jordan or if Conan just does this
When he said “this is real money, this game is bs” I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Kris MyLifeMatters same here 😂😂
Same 😂☠️
When he coughs and money appears 🤣
So bs means bullshit ahahaha now I know lol
Best part of the whole remote
Sometimes I forget Conan graduated from Harvard
Well he was a writing at harvard
Thats exactly what he wants actually. He doesnt want to be treated like "one of them" when he first started in the business.
@Brimz He's booksmart
I think his intelligence is very obvious. It makes sense that he did well academically.
He started as a writer. He is not the only writer in show business with an ivy league education. Just the most famous.
4:42 "Yes, she got an eye piercing that doesnt go along with the 1940s..."
This scene cracked me up. XD
I love when Conan started talking in a 1940s accent. It was so genuine. Hes really a one of a kind comedian.
This is right up his alley. It works so well.
@Bryan Daly *wow.. you love taking fun out of everything*
I think he used to have a Boston accent before going to the media
He’s just doing an Edward G Robinson accent.
I truly loved it when he did his 40’s accent … see 😂
That woman's face when Jordan explains the 1940's accent is priceless
her face is like *woah*
Even though he was completely wrong. It was not an affectation.
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@@jjryan1352 i believe the video you linked proved jordan's point, lol.
@@memegreg8041 nope. It shows that they really talked like that, not an affectation as Jordan claimed. Maybe look up the definition of the word.
@@memegreg8041 yeah seems like a quibbling difference.... If you were "formally school taught" English like this is it how you "naturally" speak or not? But that raises another issue....in a nation of immigrants English was a 2nd language for many and I'm sure many spoke with foreign accent interference as well as the many regional English dialects which survive to this day. It's true that forced government schooling was a way to homogenize all these immigrants into being "Americans". Is it possible that this was more common only in places like NYC where a lot of the media and music of the time was made, so it appears to be more common than it was?
How someone is able to keep a str8 face around conan is beyond me
Editing.
this is why jordan doesn't get fired :p
@Hi Welcome to Chili's no he's broken character several times
@@flamingravenmc4058 ur missing an imp point he is an executive producer 😂
With a job designation - various numerous production handling
So don't judge him by his acting skills, he is doing actually great!
@@flamingravenmc4058 Jordan sometimes laughing isn't breaking character, duh. He's not a total robot. He's laughed openly and unedited before.
6:28 I just realized this woman is extremely tall. She's standing next to Conan with no heels.
Yeah, probably 6ft1... She's so hot
@ㅤㅤღنورღ well i like her
@@milenkovacevickelvinmedrano Conan is 1.93 m tall ( 6ft4") ......I 'm guessing she's around 6ft2.5 or 6ft 3 at most .......
@@azreenklose7976 one inch difference is not that big, and Conan was slouching more.
@@milenkovacevickelvinmedrano yikes... you kinda of a gross person huh?
"YOU'RE A MECHANICAL DEVICE! YOU CAN'T REASON WITH LOGIC!"..."burn."
I CANNOT TAKE THIS
Absolutely hilarious, and eerily true.
OOOH AIRPLANE. XD
"if i tie my belt along this pipe i could probably hang myself, so we're making progress"
Hi guuurl
Steve Thea Why are you doing this on a Conan video?
And this bullshit is over
InspectorToxy tf we could ask u the same
@@victorsegovia3958 he wasn't late though, the creep was
7:09 "I urinated in the file cabinet over there, that's a nice clue I left for the next guy" 😂😂
LMAO
- That's the first thing we have to do, is to...
- We're wasting time I've read this thing three times already we've already lost five minutes it's twenty percent of our time we need to work quickly we need to work quickly and survey the room there are many objects here it's visually stimulating and very complex I think we need to break this down and understand what lies ahead of us.
classic Jordan
lol
+igano111 whattttttaa guy
Speaks like an engineer.
+Jacob Zeranski they were aiming for 46 minutes. not that it still makes 20% tho.
+rndm Yeah that would be 11%
Jordan: Maintain your focus
Conan: Aeroplane 😱
😂😂😂😂
Airplane*
9/11
Yeah, but in all fairness, the way Conan enunciated was closer to "Airplane".
Conan said airplane, Aeroplane is British. Conan is American.
That one still gets me! XD
“ I just solved one major problem “
*reduces time* 😂😂💀
MasterU LMFAO BRUH I WAS WEEAK
Jordan: "maintain your focus"
Conan: "airplane"
Conan might be the funniest person of all time...His wit and ability to adapt to any situation is unparalleled. Plus he's been doing it for over 20 years. No one else can keep up that intensity.
“We’re falling apart at the seams.” Idk how that didn’t get an audience laugh, that was hilarious in Jordan’s lifeless voice hahaha.
Dude there’s no audience laughing, it’s a laugh track
@@realprisec what is a light track? Do you mean laugh track? Because it IS a live audience.
@@ryanthomas49 laugh track my bad
@@realprisec It's an actual audience
@@fathergabrielstokes4706 no.
"This is real money. This game is bullshit, this is real." lol
ByggyBurger Really Sherlock? Great detective work there Columbo.
Kul D. Sak i guess while we're ripping the words from the video we just watched we might as well saywhat we saw too
conan is tall and lanky
micglou Didn't know she had piggybanks for breasts lol
BigEnoughUmbrella Money isn't real ever since we went off the gold standard.
i binge watched almost every conan remote/clueless gamer and a bunch of other stuff...man he really is the best talk show host...gets me to laugh every time and i can never get enough!!
Dude is seriously funny.
harrison jananto Same i used to think he wasn't great for some reason until i started watching his video now he is on my top 3 of current talk show hosts
MULTIMATT same
Broadway.4me Top three of CURRENT talk show hosts? I feel as if that isn't the greatest compliment considering who all the other current talk show hosts are...
Well, he does great skits, but so far as "talk show host" who actually has great "talk show" entertainment w/o the need for these kinds of skits (fun as they are), it is hands-down Graham Norton.
This was like a weird episode of Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson high on cocaine.
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Holmes did take a lot of cocaine in the books, so not that weird
One was on cocaine, the other on ritalin
Back in that day they thought that was medicine
@@Ysumbruh0 In the books he was portrayed as an addict and Watson was trying to get him to quit
No locked room can defeat Jordan "Sherlock" Schlansky.
Mariko True he is kind of a sociopath too. a high-functioning sociopath
Matt I believe you're thinking of "psychopath." Because I've yet to see Jordan revel in someone else's pain.
That would be Conan.
LunarD3A7H He's not a psychopath, he's a high-functioning sociopath. do your research. anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street. quit thinking, face the wall, and let me get into my mind palace.
Matt Sociopaths can feel guilt and other varied emotions.
Psychopaths cannot.
I was just here for a little light convesation, but if you insist on insulting everyone you meet, then I'll gladly tussle.
Only an idiot would think you can make an entire street of people's IQ go down just from not knowing *one* thing. I imagine you're the kind of irrational *sociopath* that sits in his room all day getting angry at strangers who talk to him.
Matt Oh.. and do *YOUR* research next time, you fucking twit.
Schlansky videos are like heroin for my eyes and soul.
"He's like the Spock to my Kirk." That's the perfect simile.
sam frame Jordan dressed up as Spock in a triumph star wars skit
+sam frame and like the Pilkington to his Gervais
" why do you get physical? "
" we're falling apart at the seams. "
This is a mechanical device. It won't reason with logic.
@@AlexSmith-tz2lf you are a mechanical device and you don't reason with logic
@@jawhar5677 Burn!
This 9 mins worth of material was more funny than the last two episodes of The Big Bang Theory.
The entire season 8 of the Big Bang is utterly disappointing... Smh
Agree, you could criticize the Brits for a lot of things but atleast they know when to stop (Monty Python, The Office(UK) etc..)
***** you are so right
***** I stopped watching as much as I did after Michael went off with Holly. I would catch some here and there, but it just wasn't the same.
But I still think its the number one sitcom and you can't really compare anything to conan cuz the show is too awesome
Conan: "I urinated in the filing cabinet 5 minutes ago. It's a nice clue for the next guy." 🗄😂
clue rhymes with jordan likes to sniff glue
5:45 cracked me up 🤣 "Look Dame!" The way he just yells everything
You're not allowed to damage anything in here.
Dame ist german and means: Lady / Eine hübsche Dame = A pretty lady.
I love how when he throws the chair it barley makes a sound
@@laughinghyenastudios8380because it landed on the cushioned back, padding and leather shouldn’t make much sound
Why do I feel like this his how Conan acts in real life?
Lol good point
Probably not, he wouldn’t get very far in his career if he did. It is funny though.
@@mcnoneya Didn't he actually get this far with his career because he is acting this way? 😅
I feel he does but probably picked his moments
he's a lot like jim carey or robin williams, he's putting on a front most of the time, from cell phone footage i've seen he does act similar in the office, but to see the real him just watch the 60minutes interview after he lost the tonight show, i think thats more the real conan.
6:55
Schlansky - "Maintain your focus"
Conan - "Airplane!"
Am I the only one that busted out laughing? lol
Lol nope
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mellenias laugh at stuff like that
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jwpolar "Burn!" lol
The main thing I love about Jordan is no matter how silly Conan is, he literally never laughs at anything. and that in itself is hilarious 😂😂😂
Yeah, Conan can get however hysterical he wants, and Jordan will still just stand there and look like "...seriously?". xD
It's called a comic foil and for millenia it's been a way to create comedic situations by contrasting characters of opposite virtues. Jordan is the rational, serious one and Conan is the silly, comical one. Any given scene is set by Jordan, who establishes a mundane view of the situation which is then subverted by Conan, who tears it all down. It never fails, which is why it's so repeatable and ubiquitous across comedic media.
"He literally never laughs at anything". Well that's not true. There are videos, even one compilation where Jordan laughs a lot. Much of that gets edited out.
He breaks character from time to time
@@158-i6z Is that you, Jordan?
Jordan:Maintain your focus
Conan:Airplane 😂😂
I died... 😂 😂
what if the airplane is a clue. 😂
I ship Conan and Jordan
the greatest bromance of our time
So what will there ship name be?
+latinshark956 Jonan lmao
JoRnAn
jornan
Cordan
I like how Jordan recognised that Conan is quite intelligent. Most people forget that despite acting like a jester, Conan is a Harvard graduate and class valedictorian.
You do realize that just because you’ve graduated from Harvard or Oxford that doesn’t mean you’re intelligent right?
@@Rotisiv Of course not. But I think it’s safe to say that the average Harvard graduate is more intelligent than the average Joe.
@@Rotisiv I'm sure you've experienced Harvard and Oxford yourself and clearly learned this firsthand.
I’m pretty sure Jordan realizes that Conan is intelligent, despite this game
I read on the Internet that Conan's IQ is 160. I will be shocked if it's anything less.
Anything with Jordan Schlansky is absolute gold.
I vote for a buddy cop movie with Schlansky and Conan
Autism and ADHD, the perfect pairing!
_(P.S. That's a joke about common comorbidity between the two, not a joke at the expense of either autistic people or people with ADHD, which I'm taking the time to note since I have both and it's_ super _tedious when people use the conditions, especially the former, as "edgy" internet insults.)_
Conan O'Brien. Harvard graduate. Forgets how a clock works.
In his defense its a countdown timer not a clock.For a moment thinking it was a clock he was doing it right.
@@El_Crazyknight I mean, it's not that hard to tell the difference. A clock has two (sometimes three) hands. A countdown clock usually has one when it's only used for an hour. Plus, one moves clockwise, while the other is counterclockwise. It obviously was a bit (hilarious bit, since Jordan mentioned conan's academics comment)
@@jkap34 Anyone can have a brain fart in a moment like this.
@@El_Crazyknight yeah, but conan also was a writer for the Simpson's and hosted late night, his assistant complains about how everything he does is a bit. Conan bleeds comedy. I think it was a bit, you have your own thoughts, and I respect that. To each his own. 🙂
@@jkap34 Yeah , I know almostt everything he does is a bit just saying that anyone no matter how smart can have a brain fart on a situation like this. But yeah I know he acts funny and stupid all the time for the constant comedy routine.
The spock to Kirk joke is insanely accurate
Lol Yeah I thought about that after he said it and it's hilarious how true it is.
They even look like them!!!
This is who I think Jordan Schlansky is when he's not directed to act "obnoxious".
He never rattled off inane statistics here. Just a splendid problem solver under Conan's pressures.
This is most likely why he's the associate producer.
+Culuf Gom And he is really good lookin, Am I being shallow? YES!!
at around 1:39 he did kind of mention a fact
jp kinsella Not a statistic though ;) I'm pretty sure that part was scripted too. Schlansky usually looks to the side. They probably bring cue cards with them.
+Culuf Gom well i hardly ever hear him list statistics, usually just obscure facts
It's not an act. He said in an AMA on Reddit that he never knows Conan is coming and the interactions you see on camera are exactly the same as off camera
love how careful Jordan is with his glasses, taking them off of the frame rather than the side to increase its longevity despite pressure from conan
I swear, I have never laughed so hard so continuously throughout any video
Quit swearing, or else I will report you.
your swearing is extremely offensive. i may also report you if you do not knock it off.
+Juan Mendoza MENDOZZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Mcbain)
+Juan Mendoza watch don't laugh or smile challenge.
Watch Conan and Jordan Schlansky goes to couples therapy.After that you will have to rescind your statement.
"Look DAME! Im getting prettu hot and bothered. See? We need answers! See?"
mrsmekae he says SI! Thats yes for Spanish
@@CaedisHa No, he doesn't.
@@CaedisHa
As a Kite .... it was a joke....
@@CaedisHa yeah everything's a joke when you're wrong
I would have liked to see conan actually try
But then it wouldn't be comedy gold.
He's a smart guy he would've beat it with Jordan if he tried
he graduated from Harvard he would have done it pretty easily
@@SOOS_23 He graduated in history, not detective work
@@corruptpixel8441 none of the stuff is actual detective work
Poor Conan....dude couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.
You were here
And he’s a Harvard graduate
Well hello Officer 401, never expected you to be binge watching Conan like the rest of us 😂 Love your videos btw
@@sean123888
Degrees don't mean anything. That's why Start-Ups are booming.
@@matchbox1275 He has an iq of 160
Finally another outing with Jordan Schlanskeeeeee :D
The producer was acting right?? He Really isn't that annoying in real life or other skit's is he??? The producer kinda killed the video for me to be honest :/
im pretty sure that's really how he is in real life, conan said so many times and there's even a reddit thread from him and his colleagues saying so
Aloc Kush You are hopeless
Boo Ninny Well fuck you to! I don't watch Conan on T.V at all and i am new to this channel. Sooooo no need to be a dick, i don't know WTF is going on????
boy638 Thank you for the info buddy, and the positive reply back! :D Thank's again :)
I wish I could tell Conan how much he's helped me to feel happy and deal with depression. Maybe someday I'll write him a letter. And Jordan.
"I think with my power of deduction and your sense of humor, this should make for a great youtube video"
MORE SCHLANSKY REMOTES PLEASE!
Michael Phoenix You look pretty good.
That's actually pretty amazing Jordan solved all those puzzles in 1 hour & 37 minutes, seemingly all on his own. I'm not sure I could have.
He had help from the lady for 300 clams.
"You're wasting time. I read this at least 3 times" 😂😂😂
Jordan looks like The main character from LA Noire. XD
Jason DeRulo?
+cum on in slaem n welcum 2 teh jam Maybe? I dont remember.
+L16htW4rr10r Cole Phelps, the other guy is trolling.
+Murtagh653 Oh okay. Thank you for the info! :)
You're welcome
“I’m not falling apart! I’m the only one here that really knows what he’s doing!”
“Maintain your focus.”
“Airplane...”
How did he know to grab the toy plane before Jordan said to maintain focus?
@@sern876 Don't worry about it
Perfect comedic timing
Funniest part
Her face when Schlansky calls Conan's accent a media affectation...xD
OMFG havent seen the video yet but MORE FUCKING Schlansky!!!!!!!!
Kevb0ardGames I'm with ya
I can't tell if ur excited or complaining lol
Austin123p0rk you must have a hard time with women
Kevb0ardGames I want Conan's life
Kevb0ardGames I think there are about 5 other skits with him in it. I just watched them all for the first time today, then I get a surprise and this one gets posted.
All of the Conan and Jordan segments should immediately be archived at the Smithsonian, the Broadcasters Hall of Fame and the National Archives.
Yessss! Finally some more schlansky shenanigans
Shank Montgomery I guess you could say they're schlenanigans.... I'll let myself out.
Shank Montgomery Indeed
violetsnotviolence Do you have a belt nearby?
violetsnotviolence lol *slaps knees*
violetsnotviolence lol
"You're a mechanical device" LMAO Conan is losing it
burn 😂
0:39
Conan: take off ur sunglasses
Jordan: We're standing outside in Southern California
🤣🤣🤣
"you do that, I'm gonna start chewing gum"
+Mac Benitez Classic Conan.
I cracked up so hard when the secretary actress said, "Now you have ten minutes." LMFAO.
And his Conan's producer going like, "You're falling apart at the seams."
"Maintain your focus" followed by "Airplane!"
8:25 I've never seen Jordan that full of joy.
Jordan Schlansky is the definitive straight man
Leo Sofisticato Lol he reminds me of Spock from Star Trek
Adoring Fan he's in the hair club for men. Dudes got plugs (just an observation)
Each Schlansky bit gets better and better. Please keep it up haha.
It was so sweet when Conan hugged her at the end. Conan is so kind.
1:09 i think that woman just fell in love with jordan.
oh! she falls out of love at 1:49 . the plot thickens.
Who isn’t
She was having an orgasm by just looking at him or hearing him
she get so wet
"He's the Spock to my Kirk." Awesome
"maintain focus!"
"aihrrrrrplane!!!"
where's my ADHD squad?!
Here! Sorry, one year late, I procrastinated a bit.... ooo airplane!!
7:59 this is such a mood for me
Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office
Xeno-Life no, their relationship is like Jim and Dwight from The Office. Js
@@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 i was just gonna say the same thing
Xeno-Life I was thinking the same thing
And the guy who’s chair he took and threw
Why do they do have to be characters from the office. Neither of them are even anything like any office characters
I could watch easily a 100 episode 5 season run in one marathon session on just this skit premise alone. Brilliant.
Jordan Schlansky on Deck! Both Conan & Jordan crack me up!
1:50
Conan: "He takes the fun out of everything"
Stephanie: *nods*
"Her name is sona and watches the bachelor alot at her desk" lol
Jordan: It's a mechanical device that doesn't reason with logic
Conan: You're a mechanical device and you don't reason with logic......burn
Hahahahaha death upon my life
Conan is way more entertaining than the "jimmies".
Ikr he's such an asswhole I love him
***** lmao
truth
I would say he's more entertaining than Fallon. Kimmel and Conan are at the top of the talk show world
Conan -healthy comedy
"Can you take your sunglasses off?" We're standing outside in southern California"
The girl is almost as tall as Conan
High heels do wonders, ,my friend.
+mreee Universe traveler. 06:30
+mreee Universe traveler. True. Although She isn't wearing High Heels'
+Danny Martinez I guess women can be just as tall as men if they put their mind's to it.
+Kayreku You do realise that Conan is looking down at the girl and he is in a very slouched position at the neck region. This removes about 2 inches of his actual full height.
Jordan: Maintain your focus!
Conan: aIRpLaNE
Ugh I am so jealous of conan's kids because they get to see this every day
You see an angle that his kids will never see. That's the difference!
Without Schlansky conan would of been there for eternity.
runeplate123 Without Schlansky, he would've tried to hang himself, and get free mouth to mouth cpr from the secretary
runeplate123 Conan is highly intelligent, I'm sure he would have done fine, but its certainly more entertaining with Schlansky there
runeplate123 For the shows humor maybe but Conan graduated from Harvard so I very much doubt he would be there that long and you can tell Jordan knows Conan is quite intelligent because he mentioned it @1:07.
Simply Ecks In history and literature though which have very little to do with logical reasoning and problem solving.
Johan Hoekstra Yeah but you doubt you'd get to attend Harvard if you didn't have some level of reasoning and/or problem solving or if those skills were average to little.
Jordan seemed to be really into it
Until yesterday, I had never heard the name Jordan Schlansky. Today, I have watched every one of these videos on the youtube
Detective Conan?
raptorhead you need more likes!!!
Hahaha yes! shinjitsu wa hitotsu!
raptorhead I live u for saying that :D
Thinh Vo love
raptorhead I would have never realized it if not for this comment
"He's the Spock to my Kirk"
OMG He totally is!!
At first, I don't know why they like jordan but when conan starts a joke and jordan didn't even laugh or smile and just making a plain face starts to crack me up more.
Why do you get physical?😂😂😂
They finally did something with Jordan Schlansky... You have my attention keep it up.
The Conan show never fails to cheer me up. I loved watching the Lady trying not to burst out laughing.
Conan is like the self-absorbed idiot character in every cartoon and I love him for it.
Jordan has murdered a hobo at some point in his life.
Haven't we all?
Ryan B. has murdered...somewhere he's stalking one RIGHT now
I'm pretty sure we indirectly killed one whenever we didn't pay for their crack or alcohol.
Ryan B. Jordan WAS a hobo at some point in his life.
+Ryan B. lmao
You know what I love about Conan? Every single one of these moments have fantastic watchibility. I can see you guys do this over and over again. It never gets old. ✌️😁
We went to an escape room with my classmates, i was acting like Conan all the way :D no wonder we didn't finish the game
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paskan vitut
Inosi Colavanua what? ;D
+RoniTiihonen she thought you were watching in the room
''Look dame!..'' LOL
He was so excited to see her put the money between her blobs like he wanted her to do. It was funny
SEE?!
I really enjoy Conan's '40's movie detective character. I could watch it all day.
I like how connan can be doing something he doesnt enjoy but still have fun and be entertaining.