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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @wimpyhugz_TGK
    @wimpyhugz_TGK Рік тому +2060

    15:11 the "You there! FUCK YOU!" line is one of my favourite lines by VLDL. Rowan's delivery just makes it perfect.

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 Рік тому +182

      _I will find you... The _*_real_*_ you..._
      That line. Imagine hearing *that* line in your RPG...

    • @GalbornNargalad
      @GalbornNargalad Рік тому +42

      I need that two to three second sound clip for a ring tone...

    • @maybetoby
      @maybetoby Рік тому +25

      That line kills me every time

    • @VodShod
      @VodShod Рік тому +5

      What is his username a refence to? I think they changed it as well during the skit.

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk Рік тому +10

      @@jarrod752 that's the start of an amazing horror movie right there

  • @dragonmaster1360
    @dragonmaster1360 Рік тому +418

    "Are you enjoying this?"
    Wow, that one actually creeped me out. Great acting! Superb!

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 7 місяців тому +4

      It provoked defiance in me. “Go on then, tell me my real name and how you plan to get into my world, otherwise I’ll resurrect your friends and use a weak fire spell to slowly burn them, over and over. And then you’ll be next.” Because 8/10 times I’m playing a mage build.
      And in games like Skyrim where you can mix things up, even my warrior characters are more like Paladins with healing magic included. And destruction magic so I can fling spells at them pesky dragons.

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mikoto7693 then a box pops up with a picture of you "the real you" it says.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 місяці тому

      @@VadulTharys Well, in that scenario where he proves that he could actually follow through on his threat… that’s the point where I start negotiating. Say, offering to resurrect his friends in exchange for peacefully going our separate ways.
      Though I would like admit that I wouldn’t even find myself in that situation because I don’t actually attack or torment the npcs in the games I play. Heck if I discovered that one of the guards had become sentient by some other means I would probably offer to help them l.

    • @countdummy9841
      @countdummy9841 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mikoto7693wow... Are your parents related?

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Місяць тому

      @@countdummy9841 Nope, and while I’m aware from your question that you think I’m ret@rded… I’m not sure why exactly. You’re aware that the entire comment chain is in jest, revolving around imagining what one might do in a mythical hypothetical scenario right?
      It’s not real. It’s just play. Pretend. A game. Not an actual real discussion about real things. Sounds like you might be the one who needs to check if their parents are related there bud.

  • @Hjels
    @Hjels Рік тому +752

    "I will find you. The REAL you".
    I love how deliciously creepy that line is. 😅

    • @gergernzero6904
      @gergernzero6904 Рік тому +64

      I would be scared if a NPC said that one day. More so if it not a line in code. (Would be a good joke to randomly put it in an update then remove it on a deferent update)

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 Рік тому +8

      @@gergernzero6904Games with an advanced AI like Chat GPT could probably say something like that.

    • @AB-zm4mj
      @AB-zm4mj 11 місяців тому +7

      I think it would be cool to put this in a game one day... Maybe like cyberpunk 2077 or some futuristic looking game like that 😂😂😂

    • @Nomad416
      @Nomad416 8 місяців тому +4

      Liam Neeson was playing that day.

    • @Viewingaccount123
      @Viewingaccount123 8 місяців тому +5

      @@gergernzero6904horror game and then after he says the real u in a raspy voice he looks directly at u 😮

  • @Pawelandbajer
    @Pawelandbajer Рік тому +398

    Greg is the only NPC that sees and knows stuff, yet still does whatever the game system tells him to do. Such life is a hell.

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 Рік тому +6

      So don't be that way.

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 11 місяців тому +17

      I think thry should have him break free at this point like Guy from Free Guy

    • @CrimsonNirnrootAddict666
      @CrimsonNirnrootAddict666 2 місяці тому +1

      Much like everyone else does in a job. You know it's real life but you gotta act like your willing to do the work.

    • @tigressqueen911
      @tigressqueen911 2 місяці тому +2

      greg experiences it but is still tied to the world. Baradun however breaks 4th wall All the time

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 2 місяці тому

      Sums up real life quite nicely. I know for a fact, my job is crap, It is literally stealing years of my life away, and yet, autopilot, sends me back there everyeday.

  • @keanwaterston
    @keanwaterston Рік тому +1091

    “For the PEACE OF THE KINGDOM!” Proceeds to not keep the peace

  • @EvilGremlin100
    @EvilGremlin100 Рік тому +449

    Id love it if an RPG was filled with creepy little fourth wall breaks at different points like at 12:25. But it being a very rare occurance, and there being such a large pool of examples to choose from that no two are exactly the same.
    Then you can have conversations with friends like "dude, on the forest mission, one guard threatened to find out where i lived" and no one will believe you

    • @steveaustin2686
      @steveaustin2686 Рік тому +27

      That would be hilarious

    • @synfinity
      @synfinity Рік тому +46

      how he looked at him and said "the real YOU" was legit chilling

    • @hollywoodguy70
      @hollywoodguy70 Рік тому +13

      Bards Tale is a classic if you want 4th wall and meta humor

    • @anonim9609
      @anonim9609 Рік тому +8

      reminded me westworld

    • @DiabloTommaso
      @DiabloTommaso Рік тому +7

      If only i had the skill and money to make a mmorpg i wuold love to make hineywood a real game

  • @johnhammonds5143
    @johnhammonds5143 Рік тому +220

    Can't wait for the shot with real-life Ben waking up in his bed with guard Rowan standing over him. "I found you."

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 11 місяців тому +18

      I want to see that too 😂😂😂

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th 9 місяців тому +18

      And have Guard Rowan electronically glitch just a bit now and then, and yet is still able to put his sword in real-life Ben .... 😳

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@TexJester-no8th. Which sword?

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 8 місяців тому +3

      With that face I needed to ask

    • @tigressqueen911
      @tigressqueen911 2 місяці тому

      this needs ro be a skit 10 months ago :D

  • @RSProduxx
    @RSProduxx Рік тому +439

    "I wish us guards were as strong as you!"
    +blasts him into the astral plains+
    This is so true in so many games :)

    • @kittenisageek
      @kittenisageek Рік тому +48

      I remember when EverQuest first came out. The guards and NPCs were a bit above the average level of the players in whatever area. This was fine for a day or two. Then players realized they could go back to lower level areas and slaughter all the NPCs and deny access for the new players. So the guards got bumped up a little, but this didn't completely solve the problem, so they bumped them up again. Fast forward a few years... and players would drag world bosses into newbie zones so that the guards would help kill the dragon or whatever. The eventual fix for _that_ problem was creating an exclusion zone for the world bosses.. in other words, as long as the world bosses were inside "their" area, everything was fine. If you pulled a world-boss out, it would warp back to the start and fully reset to full health. What happened next? One guild would get the 'tag' on the world boss before a rival guild could arrive. The rival guild would put all their effort into getting the aggro, then would drag it to the exclusion zone.. The boss would teleport back to its area, reset, and the rival guild would "tag" it and take over.

    • @sourvine2313
      @sourvine2313 Рік тому +5

      @@kittenisageek What a strategy hahaha

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 8 місяців тому +3

      @@kittenisageek reminds me of the aids plague in WOW.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol, never under estimate the creativity of the players.

  • @shikutozi2266
    @shikutozi2266 Рік тому +121

    12:25 the fact that rowan is the only guard that have consciousness but still pretending makes it even better

  • @dizzyheads
    @dizzyheads Рік тому +596

    I love how he manages to make that perfect NPC voice consistently

    • @just_morby
      @just_morby Рік тому +11

      I was about to comment the same. Soo consistent, I love it... *chef's kiss*

    • @SuperCrabCraft
      @SuperCrabCraft Рік тому +30

      Exactly, the catchphrases are as accurate as if someone recorded them and then played them over and over. Wait a minute....

    • @kamelfakih8340
      @kamelfakih8340 Рік тому +9

      @@SuperCrabCraft yeah I like how Brett can make the same sound too 3:42 :p

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 Рік тому +126

    The one where everyone turns into a guard is hilarious. Rowan just yelling " For the alliance" in 10 different ways

  • @madr309
    @madr309 Рік тому +127

    Holy god, Rowan's "Are you enjoying yourself?" monologue was lowkey chilling. Liam Neeson couldn't have delivered that better.

    • @NedreddDwr
      @NedreddDwr 2 місяці тому

      Whos Liam?

    • @uhhmmm-g8c
      @uhhmmm-g8c Місяць тому

      @@NedreddDwr I think he's the guy that played Qui Gon Jim

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver Рік тому +136

    There's a player character named "The Wind" out there with a really high bounty.

  • @AzarakiDragon
    @AzarakiDragon Рік тому +116

    Really reminds me of how much I like Alan's faces while he's just in the background watching unhinged stuff happen

  • @elementalfallout6774
    @elementalfallout6774 Рік тому +43

    0:50 poor Greg. To be a sentient NPC forced to bear witness to and obey video game logic.

  • @neemz0117
    @neemz0117 Рік тому +35

    I can't believe it's already been like 6-7 years since these came out.. my first vldl skits ever... this was even before kick the chicken. Back when half the fun was looking out for the crazy gamertags.

  • @coreycarpenter2489
    @coreycarpenter2489 Рік тому +147

    "you there, f you" is the greatest line in this series of skits. Absolute gold. To be clear the rest of it was great as well.

    • @maciejp7829
      @maciejp7829 Рік тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 Рік тому +3

      @@maciejp7829 15:12

    • @maciejp7829
      @maciejp7829 Рік тому +1

      @@ku8721 thanks

    • @frurryhalle
      @frurryhalle Рік тому +1

      the trope of npc guards having insane hp and dmg, like 1million dmg

    • @Tekkerue
      @Tekkerue Рік тому +3

      @@ku8721 You there, thank you! 😁

  • @algfourty9185
    @algfourty9185 Рік тому +37

    The levelled up guard delivering his line rapidly mid-canter at 10:40 will never fail to get me 🤣

    • @tommivalle2652
      @tommivalle2652 2 місяці тому

      Violenceisacrimepunishablebydeath!

  • @JohnDoe-ld8nr
    @JohnDoe-ld8nr Рік тому +27

    I like when he says "There's someone prowlin' 'round here."

    • @roblemmens7487
      @roblemmens7487 11 місяців тому +2

      Especially when this is triggered by a duck landing on the water 😄

  • @InvisiblerApple
    @InvisiblerApple Рік тому +29

    The sad one, where Greg knows exactly what's about to happen. The creepy one, with the 4th wall break. The funny one, all of them.

  • @millennial.doomer
    @millennial.doomer Рік тому +25

    2:39 is why they patched Greg's bucket as an owned item and would count as stealing.

  • @haydenlee6640
    @haydenlee6640 Рік тому +31

    the slight fourth wall break with his monologue was slightly terrifying. Made me think of every single time ive killed an NPC and them wanting revenge. Cause ive killed a lottttt of npc's.

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 11 місяців тому +1

      We all have killed a lot of NPCs, that's why from Assassin Creed 2 onwards they made it to were you can't just kill anyone after what a lot of players (myself included) did in the first game 😂

    • @3st3st77
      @3st3st77 11 місяців тому

      @@zerobolt9506 There is a limit to what you can do but since all weapons function the exact same way and are one-hit kills, you might as well use your fists which doesn't count as a kill. I remember filling an entire plaza in AC Revelation with unconscious civilians multiple times. Turns out, some NPC have absurd amounts of money you can pickpocket and if they come back to fight you, it's fair game to beat them up.

    • @Ruthavecflute
      @Ruthavecflute 8 місяців тому

      You know what's worse than that? Knowing a lot of them were dragons!

  • @BigMeeks51
    @BigMeeks51 Рік тому +15

    Greg, becoming a guard: PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW

  • @Kev1nTheKev1n
    @Kev1nTheKev1n Рік тому +83

    i love these compilations
    they’re really a throwback to some older episodes

  • @MuljoStpho
    @MuljoStpho Рік тому +16

    I typically avoid MMOs but I very briefly had some experience with some random one at some point (I don't remember what it was called) where I experienced something like the "useless guard" skit. Some other players attacked me near the edge of town. Just barely outside of what the game counted as being part of the town, apparently. I went a mere 2 or 3 steps towards a nearby guard expecting it to attack my attackers for fighting in the town. The guard killed ME "for fighting in the town" and ignored them. Some sort of edge case / loophole in the way they coded it. I was put into combat mode automatically for being attacked but I was the only one within range to get aggro from the guards for it.

  • @DreamWizardMedia
    @DreamWizardMedia Рік тому +219

    At this point, they could simply release a 10-hr audio track of him just saying his 2-3 phrases. We'd eat that shit up. 😂❤

    • @captainpricegaming4571
      @captainpricegaming4571 Рік тому +27

      For the peace and the kingdom, for king and country. For the alliance

    • @hohenheim909
      @hohenheim909 Рік тому +4

      Don't be the muse to help them realize such a monetized fate to fall upon us all.

    • @ekstaleonas
      @ekstaleonas Рік тому +20

      morning! good day for a fishing! haha?

    • @totallyrandomuser5760
      @totallyrandomuser5760 Рік тому +6

      ​@@captainpricegaming4571for the king!

    • @Gunflame69
      @Gunflame69 Рік тому +2

      So you haven't watched Baelin's Route?

  • @fabribertani
    @fabribertani Рік тому +9

    "You there! FUCK YOU!" must be one of the best lines in the world ever, Rowan deserves an academy award for that glorious perfect delivery

  • @coryhamilton936
    @coryhamilton936 Рік тому +9

    So crazy seeing how far they've came from the early videos to today. You can see it all in this compilation and it's great to see. They deserve all the praise and fans they've gained

  • @gamerman782
    @gamerman782 Рік тому +15

    Compilations like these truly shows how many updates Skycraft has gotten: Started with the guards looking identical, but now they have different skins.

  • @whocares9033
    @whocares9033 Рік тому +10

    14:23 that sound Greg makes is absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FortunePayback
    @FortunePayback Рік тому +6

    Everything involving the guards have got to be some of my absolute favorite VLDL skits ever!
    Also, the fact that they started with that first one makes me happy. That was THE first VLDL video I ever saw, just mindlessly scrolling Facebook, and immediately went on a binge!

  • @Rickt2445
    @Rickt2445 Рік тому +37

    You guys are so incredibly creative. Always puts a smile on face watching. Thank you 😊

  • @quekvincent5981
    @quekvincent5981 Рік тому +50

    alan's expressions are priceless.

  • @denistvarog4053
    @denistvarog4053 Рік тому +33

    just a teeny tiny thing, the names got swapped in the last scenes where the new player (Ben) was level 15 and the more experienced player (Britt) was a level 2... and honestly I'd love to play a game set in Honeywood with you guys as characters, looks so great 🙏💙

    • @Aegopodium
      @Aegopodium Рік тому +1

      You can play a game placed in Honeywood. There is a fanmade free game called Skycraft!

  • @joedadawg9588
    @joedadawg9588 Рік тому +28

    4:06 Greg's easy promotion from Garlic Farmer to Garlic Guard.

    • @Ruthavecflute
      @Ruthavecflute 8 місяців тому +1

      Garlic reserves are important in times when vampires threaten!

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 Місяць тому

      One more level and he'll become the Onion Knight

    • @BlackLink0
      @BlackLink0 Місяць тому

      FOR THE PEACE OF THE KINGDOM!!

  • @Sol-Kage
    @Sol-Kage Рік тому +70

    Imagine an endless loop of guard on guard violence when a guard sees another guard kill an adventurer with the whole “murder is a crime punishable by death!”

    • @viken3368
      @viken3368 Рік тому +18

      So guard #1 kills the adventurer, guard #2 sees this and kills guard #1, guard #1 respawns and sees his own corpse and goes "murder is a crime punishable by death!", guard #1 kills guard #2. Then swap roles, that would be really funny

    • @isarex88
      @isarex88 Рік тому +3

      That would be amazing😂

    • @noctis6826
      @noctis6826 6 місяців тому

      @@viken3368 According to one of skits in the video, said guard (Guard #1) wouldn't be killed by Guard #2, because Guard #1 gained exp/leveled up, if another guard tried to attack then they'd be greatly out matched, furthermore just feeding guard #1 exp after exp, eventually becoming one of the strongest world boss in the game.

  • @Tw1zzl3rs
    @Tw1zzl3rs 6 місяців тому +5

    When Greg tries to join the guards and actually becomes a guard and gets the manly guard voice, I was so happy! 🤣

  • @Akechifan
    @Akechifan Рік тому +14

    Love it when guards see three of their friends dead with arrows in their heads and conclude it was the wind.

    • @hellfighter496
      @hellfighter496 Рік тому

      of course it was the wind... what else could it have been?

  • @upschutt4842
    @upschutt4842 Рік тому +73

    I wonder when Guard-Rowan will go after Ben. Needs a spin-off

    • @alballumnova
      @alballumnova Рік тому +5

      Definitely!

    • @Lunaticmist
      @Lunaticmist Рік тому +6

      I second this, I totally wanna see that

    • @keit99
      @keit99 Рік тому +2

      The Guard's revenge

    • @BlackendVenom
      @BlackendVenom 9 місяців тому +1

      Same when Ben did Hamish dirty by forcing him to give up all his gold instead of taking better reputation.

  • @Ookami20
    @Ookami20 Рік тому +7

    “FOR THE KING!”

  • @Ishsquishbadish
    @Ishsquishbadish Рік тому +21

    Whatever you do, DON’T KICK THE CHICKENS!

    • @lssjvegeta7103
      @lssjvegeta7103 6 місяців тому +1

      *kicks chickens as a level 120 rogue* what ye gonna do about it

  • @dennisd1906
    @dennisd1906 Рік тому +4

    Their effects have gotten SO good over the years - these are brilliant

  • @johnmccall4528
    @johnmccall4528 Рік тому +3

    The arrow video was the first ever VLDL video I ever saw. I've been incredibly entertained ever since.

  • @the-wisest-emu
    @the-wisest-emu Рік тому +26

    Rowan's consistency when it comes to delivering those lines is impressive, especially considering some of the videos are years apart.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +32

    FOR THE PEACE OF THE KINGDOM!

    • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
      @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 6 місяців тому +5

      FOR THE KING!

    • @oliversherman2414
      @oliversherman2414 6 місяців тому +3

      @@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 What's that, then?! There's something prowlin' around 'ere

    • @k1inzSukma
      @k1inzSukma 5 місяців тому +5

      For the alliance

    • @oliversherman2414
      @oliversherman2414 5 місяців тому +3

      @@k1inzSukma FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 5 місяців тому +4

      @@oliversherman2414HEY! VIOLENCE IS A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!

  • @grumpus_hominidae
    @grumpus_hominidae 10 місяців тому +3

    15:10 this one singular skit is hands down my absolute FAVORITE of the entire NPC Man collection. It makes me laugh every single time I watch it. Rowan just yells "you there fk you!" and obliterates Ben, LoL! It makes me LoL even just remembering it, LoL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tc71
    @tc71 Рік тому +3

    I catch myself randomly whistling that opening village tune.

  • @jasonlamar6347
    @jasonlamar6347 Рік тому +4

    "Overpowered" was extremely relatable. "I wish we were as strong as you" says the guy that one hits you if you accidentally steal a piece of bread.

  • @slyiehn6810
    @slyiehn6810 Рік тому +10

    giving complements to the player *accidentally touched the chicken* proceeds to 1 shots him 😂😂

  • @TarossBlackburn
    @TarossBlackburn Рік тому +4

    In FFXIV there is a new duty that has you accompany an NPC at some point who growls out "FOR KING AND COUNTRY!" during fights as well. And I cannot help myself but reflexively reply "For the peace of the kingdom!" and, when charging a new enemy "YOU THERE! FUCK YOU!"

  • @Felttipfuzzywuzzyflyguy
    @Felttipfuzzywuzzyflyguy Рік тому +3

    "Someone's bringing laughs and creating amazing works of art 'round here! "

  • @diamondblack3776
    @diamondblack3776 Рік тому +8

    Garlic farmer has seen some serious shit in life.

  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 Рік тому +25

    The most powerful entities in MMORPGs, yet also some of the most stupid ones. I guess that's why they need adventurers to do all their tasks.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 Рік тому +1

      "My best friend, who I see every day, lives around the corner."
      "How nice."
      "Could you deliver this letter to him?"

  • @CourtesyoftheD
    @CourtesyoftheD 9 місяців тому +2

    1:50 its funny how the NPC, can be so much more NPC, than the other NPC that was already NPCing when the NPC walked up.

  • @CybrosPrime
    @CybrosPrime 11 місяців тому +4

    10:30 Now we know how the guard was able to kill the Watcher, he leveled up in a prequel.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Рік тому +1

    For the peace in the kingdom! For the alliance!🤣

  • @bluestar4579
    @bluestar4579 Рік тому +4

    Guards are either very disposable cannon fodder or extremely over powered. There's no in between.

  • @JoBoToGo
    @JoBoToGo Рік тому +10

    Love these compilations, thank you!

  • @Maedhros0Bajar
    @Maedhros0Bajar Рік тому +5

    Around 13:00, that would be utterly brilliant to put in a real RPG

  • @vlaret118
    @vlaret118 Рік тому +5

    That "Stupid Guards" is one of my favourites. It's like they are programmed to be stupid but they do sense and understand everything. Creepy though 😅

  • @NoThing-ec9km
    @NoThing-ec9km Рік тому +5

    12:50 As a noob gamedev, thanx for the idea. 😈

  • @999jay999
    @999jay999 Рік тому +7

    Going to have 'For the piece of the kingdom' and 'For the king' ringing in my head all day now... >

    • @Veelasiren
      @Veelasiren Рік тому

      Nah, it's just the wind you're hearing

  • @pakazonegamingchannel
    @pakazonegamingchannel Рік тому +11

    That moment in a game when a guard spots you, and you put on a different hat. Wait, you're not the same person I just saw! My apologies, carry on!

  • @KevinSpartanYT
    @KevinSpartanYT 11 місяців тому +2

    *0:30* One thing that i learned from games is that if you ever disrespect or downright kill a merchant you will suffer from that, they always find out that you did that.

  • @MonsterHobbiesModelCarGarage
    @MonsterHobbiesModelCarGarage Рік тому +4

    I also love when the guy baits the guard into killing the daemon, but then the guard gets all the HP and EXP points and then comes after the first guy at 3x the speed.

  • @eu29lex16
    @eu29lex16 10 місяців тому +2

    8:18. - guard : watch out for bandits out there / guy : they are right in front of you, man!!! !

  • @Lawrence_Krystle
    @Lawrence_Krystle Рік тому +9

    I wish we can see more of these NPCs in the DND series where "sentient" npcs semi-breaks the campaign.

  • @noxixon
    @noxixon Рік тому

    These videos have been bringing me so much joy for years. Thankyou and thankyou to all the one behind the scenes aswell.

  • @silverdragon4344
    @silverdragon4344 Рік тому +6

    I still die laughing with "You there! Fuck you!"🤣

  • @protectorsofverum
    @protectorsofverum 11 місяців тому

    One of the funniest I have seen yet.
    Don't care about the shorts and only see compilations seldomly, but for pieces like that, it is one of my favourite YT-Channels!

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 Рік тому +4

    8:45 Teachers when the bullied kid fights back:

  • @NimbleSoulThief
    @NimbleSoulThief Рік тому +1

    14:23
    I don't know why, but the fake gagging has me fucking DYING right meow, HAHA!
    It's so over the top and uncalled for, HAHA!

  • @KäptnKrückschwank
    @KäptnKrückschwank Рік тому +3

    7:48 he knows there are bandits but he‘s mocking him

  • @poponachtschnecke
    @poponachtschnecke Рік тому +3

    I like imagining that all these columns were left over from lotr, and vldl are like the characters in lotr running over the ruins of a greater society that fought and fell long ago.

  • @rarrmonkey
    @rarrmonkey Рік тому +3

    Waiting for part 2 of that Guard vengeance clip.

  • @ellie.b.e.
    @ellie.b.e. Рік тому

    I’ve been watching and loving this channel for years. I can’t support right now - starving grad student - but aware-creepy guard Rowan has me convinced to buy in as soon as I can. Please don’t pop into existence and yell ‘you there, you didn’t join, f you!’ VLDL is the best!!

  • @primumcaelus6382
    @primumcaelus6382 Рік тому +7

    3:42 a female pc got modest armour in Honeywood!

  • @grumpus_hominidae
    @grumpus_hominidae 10 місяців тому +1

    15:10 this one singular skit is hands down my absolute FAVORITE of the entire NPC Man connection. It makes be laugh every single time I watch it. Rowan just yells "you there fk you!" and obliterates Ben, LoL! It makes me LoL even just remembering it, LoL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alballumnova
    @alballumnova Рік тому +6

    I love how they sound exactly the same, over and over again!
    Those are some awesome voice skills! ❤

  • @badperson3829
    @badperson3829 Рік тому +2

    I have never even remotely considered “joining” a UA-cam channel until I stumbled upon this one in the UA-cam shorts and binged every episode of bored for weeks straight. I’ve fallen asleep to the compilations maybe a week in a row? Either way I love the production value and the acting and cleverness of these sketches so much I had to make sure I could essentially tip the channel. Keep on making the BEST SKETCHES ON UA-cam IVE EVER SEEN

  • @p3rran
    @p3rran Рік тому +1

    That Rome Total War 1 music is taking me back!

  • @floryansophiyair9584
    @floryansophiyair9584 Рік тому +3

    14:07 They switched levels and name 😄

  • @connorbannister9669
    @connorbannister9669 Рік тому +1

    I just start crying when I heard rowans voice over the rest of them. 'FOR THE PIECE OF THE KINGDOM'.

  • @MrTrixer
    @MrTrixer Рік тому +2

    12:20 Rowan what the hell?! NPC going off-script?
    (Man that made me laugh. xD)

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays 11 місяців тому +2

    0:45 I NEVER NOTICED THIS. Man made the 👌 hand at us

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn Рік тому +3

    For the peace of the youtube channel!
    For the views! For the likes!

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa Рік тому +2

    Imagine how it would feel to just always be hearing that light flute music in the wind no matter what at all times

  • @Wildblood
    @Wildblood Рік тому +12

    The VLDL lore runs deep! You guys ever think about hiring a writer to make a lore book, like a D&D book? With pictures and illustrations of the characters, the legendary items like the coloured shirts. It'd be the most epic merch on all of UA-cam!

    • @vathys00
      @vathys00 Рік тому +3

      I'm usually not into merch, but I'd buy that if the price is reasonable

    • @Bist040
      @Bist040 Рік тому

      Don't forget statblocks and special abilities

  • @debooo32
    @debooo32 8 місяців тому +1

    "Must've been the wind" is every guards favorite lone before death no matter what game you play😂😂😂😂

  • @karuzorodriguez6549
    @karuzorodriguez6549 Рік тому +4

    I just realized they magically swap their name tags after speaking to Greg somewhere in the scene at 14:15 😂

  • @later07
    @later07 Рік тому +2

    3:41 that's cult for you

  • @donotcare330
    @donotcare330 Рік тому +3

    The fact that you guys make these so accurate for video game memes.. lol .

  • @BrettCahill
    @BrettCahill Рік тому +2

    Oh you want me to rewatch these skits? Deal!

  • @4wheal
    @4wheal Рік тому +9

    Self aware guards are scary

  • @Peanutbutterjellyfish147
    @Peanutbutterjellyfish147 3 місяці тому +1

    “There’s someone prowling round here.”🥶🥶🥶

  • @howesteve966
    @howesteve966 Рік тому +10

    "There's someone prowlering around here." The first thing that comes to my mind when I hear a noise at night and grab my gun just in case.

  • @josefjackson5633
    @josefjackson5633 19 днів тому

    After the line 15:10 by Rowan and killing Ben and then quickly saying the line "For the peace of the kingdom" got me 😆😂😂.

  • @TheLepke2011
    @TheLepke2011 Рік тому +6

    The end of the last sketch where Rowan says, "You there! F*** you!" had me rolling!

  • @matthewmeadows7356
    @matthewmeadows7356 Рік тому

    Love all viva la dirt league videos! ive been watching on autoplay everynight for the past year and can still say its hilarious and great quality from all and ty so much!

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue Рік тому +3

    Normally I skip the compilations. I'm glad I didn't this time though. I spent the entire video attempting to figure out if the developers of _Starcraft 3_ patched out the guards to make enough room for Baelin.