Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ

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  • @daidesign121
    @daidesign121 11 років тому +531

    The way he constructed his jokes was pure genius.

  • @samanthahardy9903
    @samanthahardy9903 11 місяців тому +9

    My parents gave up trying to teach me how to tell the time on a standard clock and bought me a digital watch. 😂 My brother told me to watch "Playschool" which was for nursery aged kids and I learned to tell the time on a standard clock. I was 10 years old at the time. 😂

  • @kingcurry6594
    @kingcurry6594 Рік тому +56

    The absolute master of observational comedy. Genius is an overused word, but he was one.

  • @madongseoksbiceps
    @madongseoksbiceps 5 років тому +402

    "and the third hand is the second hand."
    I CANT THIS IS GOLD

    • @wolftal1178
      @wolftal1178 3 роки тому +7

      Out of something so simple he made absolute comedy genius!!!😄😝😁😀😅😂🤣😆
      Now that one is five!!!

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 3 роки тому +1

      Just brilliant.

    • @arielfernando3916
      @arielfernando3916 3 роки тому

      i realize it's kinda randomly asking but does anyone know of a good place to watch newly released movies online?

    • @wolftal1178
      @wolftal1178 3 роки тому

      @@arielfernando3916 no idea sorry.
      Maybe 123 movies???

  • @GreenskinHolland
    @GreenskinHolland 6 років тому +342

    The way he voices the innocent child is masterful :O

    • @dereksmallsuk
      @dereksmallsuk 4 роки тому

      No it isn't

    • @alfching2499
      @alfching2499 4 роки тому +2

      No one to touch him now,Example Jimmy Pleb Carr what a load of crap meat

    • @dereksmallsuk
      @dereksmallsuk 4 роки тому

      @@alfching2499 Aye right fucking ALF

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 4 роки тому +1

      @@dereksmallsuk r/woooosh

    • @bababhoams968
      @bababhoams968 4 роки тому +4

      @@nondescripthandle212 hey can you please keep your stinky, overused, typical redditor caca on reddit and not plague the rest of the internet please. thanks :)

  • @grahamstretch6863
    @grahamstretch6863 10 місяців тому +10

    I watched these with my parents, I think it was Saturday night viewing.
    Not only has this stood the test of time, but it is clean funny comedy unlike so much comedy today.
    Like a lot of people here I watched this when it was new on 1 of 3 channels, so much simpler back then.

  • @theresakielt6391
    @theresakielt6391 2 роки тому +48

    With all the repeats on TV why has Dave Allan's shows not been repeated. Pure genius😄

    • @evenbiggerthanthat
      @evenbiggerthanthat 8 місяців тому +1

      he didn't want that

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 4 місяці тому +6

      The snowflakes would have heart failure!

    • @ashfly
      @ashfly 3 місяці тому +4

      Sadly not PC.

    • @carolhitchcock5992
      @carolhitchcock5992 2 місяці тому +1

      Absolutely agree 😊

    • @Cupat1
      @Cupat1 11 днів тому

      Wrong.... he was on the other night on one of the odd channels and I bloody missed it..

  • @kidcharlemagne7238
    @kidcharlemagne7238 7 років тому +212

    This is probably the best DA sketch ever, absolutely fine tuned for total frustration and confusion. Truly a master at work. Miss him even decades later.

    • @janejayne8152
      @janejayne8152 3 роки тому +9

      I had never heard of him until a day or so ago. Absolutely brilliant humor, plus it has stood the test of time. Thank you for these uploads.

    • @chistkachistka6014
      @chistkachistka6014 3 роки тому +7

      I grew up watching Dave Allen. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @williamgibson189
      @williamgibson189 8 місяців тому

      Yes, phenomenally funny, but do watch his sketch on air travel if you haven't seen it. It's just brilliant too.

    • @craigbrowning9448
      @craigbrowning9448 3 місяці тому

      ... outside of roasting the Catholic Church.

  • @mightyquinnproductions8672
    @mightyquinnproductions8672 Рік тому +25

    Comedy Gold the way Dave goes between adult and child in this sketch is outstanding.

  • @happyfeet4506
    @happyfeet4506 3 роки тому +140

    Dave was well ahead of his time. A comedy genuis. Rip Dave very sadly missed

  • @clcot
    @clcot 6 років тому +292

    As a primary school teacher I can relate to this so much!!! 🤣Teaching time is so difficult.

    • @somethingelse4878
      @somethingelse4878 3 роки тому +21

      Kids only want to know one time... Home time ;-)

    • @susansmith4784
      @susansmith4784 3 роки тому +5

      👍 it is so difficult - they need to know fractions and 5 times tables

    • @carmium
      @carmium 3 роки тому +13

      I'm glad someone is doing it! There are high school students who are unable to read a classroom clock today.

    • @pearljam619
      @pearljam619 2 роки тому +2

      Couldn’t agree more!

    • @ordinarybear7037
      @ordinarybear7037 Рік тому +1

      Now is the only real moment, we are magic in creating arts & skills.
      kind regards Leg-ends

  • @sulze77
    @sulze77 Рік тому +7

    ...the third hand is the second...
    Absolute masterpiece

  • @stuartcronin2557
    @stuartcronin2557 3 роки тому +51

    Me and my dad (I’m now over 45) watched this when it first come out and I have never seen him laugh so hard, before or since. Dave Allen was superb. His bit on the car following him is just as funny.

    • @DJSouths1
      @DJSouths1 11 місяців тому +1

      Ah I love this. You and your aul lad have good taste.

    • @dianedoody6408
      @dianedoody6408 6 місяців тому

      I've got great memories of watching Dave with my dad too ❤️ I'm 47 - my daughters never learnt how to read the clock 😆

    • @rodneysharkey8849
      @rodneysharkey8849 Місяць тому

      Sometimes I'd laugh at things I didn't understand cos I wanted the auld fella to think I appreciated Dave too. Judging by his sideways glance, probably some lewd innuendo by rights a 5 year old shouldn't understand😂

  • @angge4261
    @angge4261 2 роки тому +16

    The most genius sketch ever at illustrating both the absurdities of the English language, and understanding and relating so lovingly to the mind of any young child. I wish I was a child of Ireland in many ways - they just seem to 'get it' all so well and have a laugh at the same time..

  • @nicholaswarner6291
    @nicholaswarner6291 6 років тому +127

    Pure genius. Sadly missed. Could watch him all the time. Brilliant man and always makes me laugh. Wish they would show this in the TV.

  • @DJSouths1
    @DJSouths1 11 місяців тому +6

    Absolute gold. Really feel like Dave Allen is super underrated.

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 9 років тому +65

    i am in my 50s and can remember my father teaching me to tell the time. We also made a cardboard clock together. NICE memory

  • @libbysummersjohnston3221
    @libbysummersjohnston3221 6 місяців тому +4

    Favourite comedian in our home. My dad being northern Irish. Loved him. He was so good at relating to what was happening around him. My favourite sketch is the two funeral parties trying to get the church first. Still makes me laugh still. 😂😂

  • @redbaron6305
    @redbaron6305 4 роки тому +10

    😂😂😂The genius that is Dave Allen...forever missed

  • @WeatherWatcher-mu7th
    @WeatherWatcher-mu7th 5 років тому +198

    "If someone asked you what time it was and you didn't know you would feel stupid!"
    "Well why doesn't he feel stupid? He doesn't know the time either."
    Hilarious, and a typical answer you would get too! xD

  • @sarek204
    @sarek204 6 років тому +279

    the 100 people who disliked this clip can't tell the time

  • @nikkisweets4005
    @nikkisweets4005 8 років тому +71

    Hours, not ours. Brilliant. Amazing that even one of us did understood the clock then, hearing this.

    • @s.shivam99
      @s.shivam99 3 роки тому +3

      "Yes, because it is silent."
      "I don't know"
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 3 роки тому +1

      It's like like words 'Minute' and 'My nyoot'. (The second spelling I did to clarify the different pronunciation) Both words are actually spelt the same. I can understand why non English speaking people find our language confusing!

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 6 років тому +33

    One of my all time favourite comedy bits. I used to. Watch dave allen on BBC with my parents
    We'd all be laughing so hard

  • @Theagchm
    @Theagchm 7 років тому +88

    One of the best sketches ever written, delivered by one of my favourite comedians. I have seen this so many time but I still cannot help doubling with laughter.

    • @lisayoung9858
      @lisayoung9858 4 роки тому

      My little boy has problem reading books even though he managed to graduate from pre-school. The trainer sensed concerns that he might be able to enroll grade and advised to hold him back. But I didn’t stop trying right until I discovered this particular *4ChildrenReading. Com* a reading guidebook. His own reading abilities are excellent for the 1st grade student and also his development definitely surprised the trainer. She also stated the story to other people.

  • @terrasiho5606
    @terrasiho5606 3 роки тому +12

    It's been 50years since I saw this crowded into a tv room at boarding school and I can still laugh to my hearts content. I believe I and many others miss that kind of highly intelligent humor. I

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 6 років тому +57

    "..the third hand is the second hand" - everyone knows where it's going! LOL! Fan-bloody-tastic!
    I love that he's actually saying that it's not that easy for kids to learn how to tell the time on an analogue clock...and it isn't!

  • @hiteshgujarathi4636
    @hiteshgujarathi4636 3 роки тому +7

    Officially he is my favourite comedian ever. No other comedian will ever be get even hundred and thousands miles close to this guy. What a genius.

  • @chriswilson1853
    @chriswilson1853 5 років тому +11

    I remember watching this with my parents when I was a teenager. We were all in stitches. It was the first time I'd ever seen Dave Allen.

  • @WeatherWatcher-mu7th
    @WeatherWatcher-mu7th 5 років тому +7

    I just lost it when he said that the third hand is the second hand, that had me in stitches. One of the greatest laughs I have had in quite some time. :D

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 6 років тому +17

    I can't watch him without thinking of my, (late), father. He was a devoted fan of Dave Allen and whenever he was on TV we kids would have to sit in absolute silence in case we made a noise and he missed any of the jokes. Having to hold a cushion to our mouths for fear of laughing was no joke. " Thank you, good night and may your God go with you ".

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 Рік тому +5

    The best comedian ive ever heard.

    • @nmw6674
      @nmw6674 2 дні тому +1

      Agreed, very much so.

  • @spence7ty6
    @spence7ty6 8 років тому +89

    The man was a real comedy genius

  • @gabrielarojas1474
    @gabrielarojas1474 Рік тому +5

    I will never get tired of watching this sketch, it is effortlessly funny.
    Love it sm.

  • @carolinefinley5632
    @carolinefinley5632 Рік тому +2

    This one of my favourites.Always makes me laugh.Loved it the first time round.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kamoonrathewolfgod9189
    @kamoonrathewolfgod9189 6 років тому +21

    I don't think i have ever heard of this man before. But I just rolled on the floor from laughing so hard. I loved it.

  • @antonofaolain7366
    @antonofaolain7366 8 років тому +94

    My dad's favourite comedian. I injured my leg laughing so much at one of his live gigs in Melbourne back in he 80's. The injury to the leg? An irish tragedy: I kicked it up in a fit of laughter so hard at Dave's antics, that my shin caught the sharp cast iron base of the seat in front of me- causing me to laugh and cry at the same time.

    • @davidmeakin2610
      @davidmeakin2610 4 роки тому +11

      I was laughing so hard at a show of his back int the 80's, my side hurt for 2 days afterwards. The greatest comedian I have ever seen!

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 4 роки тому +3

      😃😃 oh dear!

    • @andrewjames9151
      @andrewjames9151 3 роки тому

      I would of loved to see that.. laughing at your pain and agony along with Dave Allen would be money well spent.. 👍😂

    • @whu58
      @whu58 Рік тому

      Sorry 😂😂😂

  • @suecarrigan4765
    @suecarrigan4765 5 років тому +69

    Dave Allen was my fathers first cousin, he was a brilliant comedian

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 роки тому

      your father too?

    • @seanbonella
      @seanbonella 3 роки тому

      where your father from???

  • @Cruxvae
    @Cruxvae 5 років тому +12

    Still one of my all-time favorite stand-up bits ever. Pure brilliance of cerebral comedy.

  • @marksawyer3876
    @marksawyer3876 9 років тому +55

    Had me laughing out loud. Got to be one of the funniest jokes told by one of the funniest men ever ;)

  • @martyncullen3783
    @martyncullen3783 5 років тому +8

    Pure genius. Dave you are sadly missed. A true comic God!

  • @eega100
    @eega100 7 років тому +42

    The most intelligent comedy ever God rest you sir!

  • @5554132
    @5554132 14 років тому +11

    Angels are laughing till tears fall from there eyes, thanks for making alot of people happy.

  • @zed_infinity
    @zed_infinity 7 років тому +73

    You can't make this stuff up, seriously... RIP Dave allen.

  • @edunomro
    @edunomro 5 років тому +4

    Unbelievable ! I adore it ! The marvelousness of the English language !

  • @brendaholt3564
    @brendaholt3564 8 років тому +14

    Strangely enough, it was a Spaniard who had lived in Sweden for years, now back in Spain, who brought Dave Allen up in the conversation at lunch today - gracias Roman!

  • @johnmurphy7224
    @johnmurphy7224 5 років тому +6

    He was a comedy Legend. A good Irish Comedian. RIP Dave Allen😭

  • @AndyJade-df6dj
    @AndyJade-df6dj Рік тому +1

    Reminds me when my dad was trying to teach me how to fish back when my took me fishing back when I was a kid.

  • @roshminath8691
    @roshminath8691 3 роки тому

    I had scene this video manyyy years ago and had forgotten the title. I was seriching the video, finally, oh my goodness, finally I got it. I m soo glad.
    , (2021)

  • @philomenapeterson1790
    @philomenapeterson1790 5 років тому +11

    Hilarious. Dave can make something as simple as telling the time so funny.

  • @kevinbarnett2355
    @kevinbarnett2355 3 роки тому +4

    Total genius, absolute classic

  • @pmajudge
    @pmajudge 3 роки тому +1

    TOTALLY ! TOTALLY!!! BRILLANT ! BRILLANT !! R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . MISSED GREATLY !! FROM U.K.(2021).

  • @tridentpc1466
    @tridentpc1466 7 місяців тому +5

    The third hand is the second hand genius

  • @JoeTrickey
    @JoeTrickey 12 років тому +7

    I've only heard of him this morning, and he's already in my top 3 comedians list!

  • @richardoverton2392
    @richardoverton2392 4 роки тому +5

    I watched this when it came out when i was a boy. It is still really hilarious now. Fantastic man Dave Allen.

  • @aloisiusj
    @aloisiusj 11 років тому +24

    I was to young to appreciate him in the 70s but now I'm older, what a legend. How come 4 dislikes, are you mad.

  • @mattb4795
    @mattb4795 11 років тому +13

    one of the best irish comics ever and this must be the best dave allen did

    • @philipwatling
      @philipwatling 10 років тому +6

      One of the best comics ever!

    • @deegee7945
      @deegee7945 3 роки тому

      Never mind Best Irish just one of the best ever

  • @elizaf743
    @elizaf743 6 років тому +8

    This man is absolute genius British humour at its finest can't get enough of it.

    • @murpho999
      @murpho999 6 років тому +1

      Eh sorry but he wasn't British in any way.

    • @lncran
      @lncran 6 років тому +2

      Irish

    • @anthonywhelan5419
      @anthonywhelan5419 6 років тому +2

      I'm Irish Catholic with Irish parents. British and Irish humour have their intersectional points. Dubliners receive British broadcasts and vice versa on Britain's west. Much of it is similar and loved in both islands.

    • @murpho999
      @murpho999 3 роки тому

      @@anthonywhelan5419 Still doesn't mean that Dave Allen or his humour was British. and what has catholic got to with it?

  • @christineparsons9631
    @christineparsons9631 7 років тому +8

    Priceless. Will always love him.

  • @assemblyguy
    @assemblyguy 9 років тому +24

    I used to watch \at Large when I was much much younger. Always liked his material, the Two Ronnies, and of course Benny Hill.

    • @miami83lion
      @miami83lion 7 років тому +6

      canada mann Jasper Carrott Stuff also brilliant observation-comedy at it's best, his 'car insurance claim-forms ' absurdities of how we completely lose it' absolutely brilliant!

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 5 років тому

      I'll give you everyone else, but Benny Hill - you can't be serious.

  • @emmams5
    @emmams5 13 років тому +3

    Man I miss the era when Dave Allen At Large was tops. I remember being a kid still going to primary school & watching his BBC show on a Sunday night when & I shudda been in bed. On Monday, us kids who were able to stay up to watch him couldn't wait to tell our classmates about his mad cap comedy sketches.
    Being a through Irishman he never took his background serious, his piss-take on religion, sex, & everyday life was hilarious. Another great comedian sorely missed in this time of mediocrity.

  • @woofgbruk5947
    @woofgbruk5947 7 місяців тому +2

    Absolute comedy gold!

  • @MySpace662
    @MySpace662 6 років тому +8

    Very few comedians can bring their chemistry to the stage, and make their formula work.

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 5 років тому +2

    Such a well written, and then well delivered skit.
    This kind of skill is underestimated.

  • @d.e.b.b5788
    @d.e.b.b5788 5 років тому +4

    Right up there with 'Who's on first'. Comic genius.

  • @arthurgrigoropoulos9874
    @arthurgrigoropoulos9874 7 років тому +16

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @elisabethj.v.beardsell9853
    @elisabethj.v.beardsell9853 11 місяців тому +1

    Out of the mouths of babes! Bless! ❤

  • @billygoat726
    @billygoat726 11 років тому +2

    A master class in comedic timing and delivery and so very funny. What a guy......sadly missed.

  • @pauldeakin5332
    @pauldeakin5332 11 років тому +63

    Brilliant stuff from a truly great comedian, sadly missed. Modern comics could learn a lot from this man. He only swears for emphasis and when he does he uses it like a verbal grenade........

    • @andysmith4351
      @andysmith4351 11 років тому +7

      As you say Brilliant stuff,this really is comedy at its best,what i don"t understand is that i have got the Best of Dave Allan on DVD but for some weird reason it don"t have this sketch included on it,yet it has to be among the best he done!

    • @7Network
      @7Network Рік тому

      @@andysmith4351 The Best of Dave Allen DVD is a BBC Production from 70s/80s - this series was from Carlton for ITV in 1993

  • @choppergeeza
    @choppergeeza 4 місяці тому +1

    The 1 now that's 5! Pure gold😊❤

  • @1PaulG1
    @1PaulG1 7 років тому +20

    A grand master ... truely missed

  • @keithrich8373
    @keithrich8373 3 роки тому

    Anybody who is currently on here and loves this guy as much as me watch BBC2 tonight Dave Allen night.Saturday TV suddenly is worth watching.Words can't express this man's ability to have u in stitches talking about life

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 9 років тому +142

    The lunacy of how we live our lives beautifully illustrated by the master storyteller. I first saw this as a kid and remember wetting myself with laughter!!

    • @whodeanimania712
      @whodeanimania712 6 років тому +1

      me too.. my dad let me watch him at a tender age of about 9..he was so funny ..but my dad.. laughed so loud ..he understood more then what i did with the gags

  • @StevenJay-z7o
    @StevenJay-z7o Рік тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @woffwoff9939
    @woffwoff9939 10 років тому

    have got to show this to my adult children and my grandchildren.. happy days watching Dave..

  • @aisddd1996
    @aisddd1996 Рік тому +2

    A perfect example of comedy, absolutely flawless both in verbage and delivery.

  • @pucahorse
    @pucahorse 8 років тому +22

    Masterful!!! King of Comedy!!!

  • @sysiphuscorinth
    @sysiphuscorinth 10 років тому +111

    22 years later and still funny!!

  • @leewalters6467
    @leewalters6467 4 роки тому +2

    One of my all time favourite comedians ever! Simply brilliant and one of those people you wish had never died so he could just continue to entertain.

  • @josejose2001
    @josejose2001 Рік тому +1

    😅😂 Brilliant, bloody Brilliant!

  • @Jaydcoke
    @Jaydcoke 5 років тому +1

    Master comedian and Raconteur extraordinaire. This sketch had me in tears of laughter. Took me some time - the fat hand moved a little - to recover.

  • @craigbrand712
    @craigbrand712 2 роки тому

    Use to love watching his shows. So good to see them on UA-cam.

  • @reversefulfillment9189
    @reversefulfillment9189 Рік тому

    I watched Dave Allen at large in Canada when I was growing up in the '70s and it always felt like a guilty pleasure even though I was only 8 years old but I love this guy

  • @SusanRossi-r6c
    @SusanRossi-r6c 10 днів тому

    Always watched Dave Allen back in the day ,so funny wish they would re run those shows could do with a good laugh

  • @johndoyle4723
    @johndoyle4723 5 років тому +10

    Have to agree,"His timing and delivery were perfect".

  • @pauliebumbum
    @pauliebumbum 6 років тому

    The last guys post says it all. How can anyone not find this classic clip funny. GENIUS!!

  • @HallaYourself
    @HallaYourself 3 роки тому +1

    Found this today as a 27 year old and it's hilarious. Genius 😂

  • @V1C.T0R
    @V1C.T0R 5 років тому

    I don't know why this video appeared in my homepage today, but I don't regret watching it. Hilarious!

  • @Hovverdrums
    @Hovverdrums 11 років тому +15

    Pure genius!

  • @lallyoisin
    @lallyoisin 5 років тому +1

    I have a 9 year old girl and a 6 year old boy and I have just been taught a valuable lesson! There's a man that went "all the way!"!

  • @michaelfoulkes9246
    @michaelfoulkes9246 4 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @georgejacob3162
    @georgejacob3162 4 роки тому +1

    I've always got time for Dave Allen!

  • @xxbeastplayzxx2258
    @xxbeastplayzxx2258 7 років тому +2

    I saw him do this routine at Albert Theatre and it’s still as funny now as then
    Got the privilege of cabbing both him and his family just before he died
    And he still was up to his comedic Best even then
    Miss him
    Great comic

  • @viramati5831
    @viramati5831 7 років тому +6

    just brilliant and one of the best

  • @sharoncains6595
    @sharoncains6595 6 років тому +10

    greatest comedian ever genius. x r.I.p.

  • @nchia
    @nchia 6 років тому +13

    I miss him.

  • @oluwaseunajia
    @oluwaseunajia 3 роки тому

    Dave Allen is the greatest comedian of all time, period. Never noticed his left finger until now. God bless him.

  • @maeterith1984
    @maeterith1984 2 роки тому +1

    Hahaha. I used to love this man. He even lost me for a bit. Hahaha. he was so clever. And so straight faced. Loved him.

  • @bizzbarberbarryt747
    @bizzbarberbarryt747 Рік тому

    dave allen once again showing how simple things can be very funny and true yo life . i am sure every dad has had this scenario lol brilliant

  • @carlturner67
    @carlturner67 6 років тому +4

    How on earth did this genius comic remember his script? Even I couldn't keep up and I wasn't trying 'live on stage'!

  • @stuartmorley3836
    @stuartmorley3836 2 роки тому

    Pure brilliance.. I understood Dave Allen when I was about 10 years young,when his programme was on bbc2 ...