@@sebastiannavarro9686which is so good it’s the meme of Batman brought to life where Batman does his about best to make sure your alive in the worst way possible
@@anesunambware9367 if he doesnt see you die, because he left after breaking 200 bones, dropping you into chemicals and blowing up the building, it doesnt count
I feel like this batman has a "I won't kill on purpose " rule. Now if this bomb I really did my best on making non lethal, turns out to be a little lethal, that's not on me.
If you see normal Batman you know it will hurt... when you see Absolute Batman... you need to start running faster then Wally West and pray he didn't set any traps.
*Batman’s foes:* “He won’t kill me, he’ll dislocate my shoulder, break a couple fingers, send me to Arkham, and then whenever one of the Rogues gets a bug up his ass to gather an army of goons, I’ll be freed. Again.” *Absolute Batman’s foes:* “… please! _Please!_ For the love of all that is holy just _please fuckin kill me already!”_
Regular villains: yeah He broke my ribs and I couldnt walk for a month, but its Not that Bad The barely living Torso on His oxygen Tank who came from the absolute universe: Well, let me Tell you a Story....
If they reveal that the entire Absolute Universe wasn't the work of Darkseid, but just a bunch of kids playing with Justice League action figures and coming up with goofy stories, I will not be shocked.
There is a one off that plays with this idea, where it's a Batman vs Superman story, but halfway through its revealed that it's two kids arguing over who would win
@@nicholasmartin534 All you get is salty and diluted vinegar. Vinegar is acetic acid, which is different than hydrochloric acid. Still acid, still dangerous at high enough concentrations, but adding it to salt water is doing the exact opposite of making it more concentrated.
This makes this batman feel like he doesnt kill not out of the belief that all life is sacred, but more out of the knowledge that killing the villains is pointless since they wont live to regret their actions
@@CrazyCritter1 so Batman dismembered every one of them and also dismembers all of his other foes? That’s an interesting take I guess but come on let’s get real even for comics. How many of these people would die from these injuries anyway? The ones who don’t die and aren’t permanently crippled will definitely have much more motivation to exact revenge which has been true of Batman’s rogue gallery for literally every iteration.
Every fight between Batman and the party animals is so satisfying because if you’ve read the comics you would know that the party animals absolutely deserve everything that Batman does to them
/nerdmode To clarify - vinegar and salt doesn't turn into hydrochloric acid in any significant amount. The ingredient to react into HCl are there, but since vinegar (acetic acid) is a weak acid the equilibrium of that reaction will be very low. You would likely not get more than around 0.1 to 0.5% HCl even in ideal circumstances. yes yes, I know it's cartoon logic - but I see this same misconception repeated a lot when it comes to oxide removal too in DIY videos. Adding salt doesn't provide much help in the overall reactivity. A very small amount, just not very significant. There are better ways to do it, like better acids, or elevated temperature.
@MTC-hy6ig Hydroflouric acid is completely different to hydrochloric. Hydroflouric acid is extremely toxic and highly dangerous (fumes and touch). It is absolutely not recommended for any DIY work. I will assume you meant to say hydrochloric acid HCl. HCl can be synthesized in a few different ways, most often though the use of another strong acid - however since HCl is both cheap and usually videly available it makes much more sense to just buy it. It is often sold as a descaler or effluence remover for concrete walls in hardware or building material stores. It may also be sold under the name muriatic acid. This is exactly the same acid, but normally refers to a slightly less concentrated and pure than lab grade HCl. The commerical way to produce HCl is to directly react chlorine and hydrogen gas jn a very controlled way (exothermic reaction poses several risks). In a home lab environment this is usually not practical, but you can react concentrated sulphuric acid with NaCl (regular salt) to produce chlorine gas (highly toxic) - which can then be diffused into water by bubbling or other means. Electrolysis of a chloride salt is also doable, if a bit more involved.
@@xtian1987 OK to play devils advocate this Batman was literally made from a dark universe phone by darkside. What are the light of justice has to burn even brighter in order to shine. So this Batman doing morally questionable stuff for justice kind of fits much more better than the normal Batman. So in short basically this Batman is the consequence of Darkside , Which is why people aren’t clamoring for perfect morals or reasonable criminal handling procedures
I just feel this Batman will lack when it comes down the the compassionate side of him. Like yeah, O.G Bats cracks skulls like eggs but at least he doesn't maim.
I agree, feels like they just wanted to write the punisher. I seriously don’t get why this is Batman and he still has a no kill rule when he seems to enjoy just maiming people.
Batman chopped off a goon's hand in the first issue. Then said "if you hurry to the hospital maybe they can reattach it. Too bad though, i dont remember where the nearest one is"
It's called the never ending battle for a reason, they go away, they die, they leave, EVIL ALWAYS RISES BACK UP, IF IT AINT YHE SAME GUY, IT'LL BE SOMEONE WORSE, SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE YOUR "not hold back" and dish out far more.
Normal Batman: I don't kill because it's not my place to decide what criminals deserve. Absolute Batman: I don't kill because criminals don't deserve to die. That's too good for them.
This "Batman" does remind me of "The Dark Knight Returns", a LOT! Even had Joker asking; "Are You Crazy!?", after he'd put the mini-batatangs in his eye. No mean feat for ANYONE!
The absolute universe just takes these characters we've seen for decades, and just make them edgy in the best way possible. Some of it doesn't make sense in the best way (how'd he get an earthmover to turn into his batmobile on a normal salary), and that makes it the best of dc comics rn
He works construction, so i assume he picked up a broken truck and fixed it. There's so much crime in Gotham they probably lost a few of these trucks by now.
@@wrongeden3420and corruption, you say you need more equipment than you actually need for more dough, Batman sending a request for ‘5 trucks’, but only four being at construction wouldn’t be too odd in Gotham.
Whoever actually greenlit someone putting “Batman AF” in the actual text needs to be fired. How badly do you need to shoehorn random pop culture stuff like that? It comes off as the “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme
This batman is actually fighting crime with an arguably better version of the no kill rule, or as i have lovingly dubbed it the "buy 1 get 14 free" disability sale.
AND MY MAN SAVED THE FISHIES (Absolute Batman #2!)
Oh thank God I got worried for a second
Bro save the fishes he got it bro to be One of the best Batman
How did he save the fishes though
Honestly, that was my only concern.
I kinda like the idea of his no kill rule extending to animals too.
This Batman is the embodiment of "They'll live."
"They'll live, and they will remember.
yes
Or like what Josh from Letsgameitout tends to say,
"You're/They're fine."
"probably"
You're fine walk it off😂😂😂😂
I love that this Batman takes the “No Kill” rule to its absolute limit.
This batman is very aware of how much punishment a human can take before they die.
@@MoriJustin this batman leave the bad guys in a "legally still alive" state after the fight
i mean, he is the "absolute" batman😂
@@sebastiannavarro9686which is so good it’s the meme of Batman brought to life where Batman does his about best to make sure your alive in the worst way possible
its basically what non comic book fan meme about batman
Absolute Batman: I said I wont kill. Doesnt mean I wont make it the worst experience ever.
@@anesunambware9367 if he doesnt see you die, because he left after breaking 200 bones, dropping you into chemicals and blowing up the building, it doesnt count
@@Cpt.Str4ng3FUCK.😳
Can't commit crimes if you are a bean stuck on a hospital bed for the rest of your life
so basically Arkham Batman on bane juice
Cant commit crimes if you are a bean
Mans really pushing that no kill rule
I feel like this batman has a "I won't kill on purpose " rule.
Now if this bomb I really did my best on making non lethal, turns out to be a little lethal, that's not on me.
@user-yf4gx4rf8h basically "this acid won't kill them if they get out fast enough........ probably".
ABSOLUTE limit
If you see normal Batman you know it will hurt... when you see Absolute Batman... you need to start running faster then Wally West and pray he didn't set any traps.
Yea Normal Batman will leave you with broken bones and brain damage. Absolute Batman will do all of those things plus maiming
Make peace and pray to whatever gods you believe in
*Batman’s foes:* “He won’t kill me, he’ll dislocate my shoulder, break a couple fingers, send me to Arkham, and then whenever one of the Rogues gets a bug up his ass to gather an army of goons, I’ll be freed. Again.”
*Absolute Batman’s foes:* “… please! _Please!_ For the love of all that is holy just _please fuckin kill me already!”_
Regular villains: yeah He broke my ribs and I couldnt walk for a month, but its Not that Bad
The barely living Torso on His oxygen Tank who came from the absolute universe: Well, let me Tell you a Story....
Why am I hearing Metallica's One all of a sudden?
If they reveal that the entire Absolute Universe wasn't the work of Darkseid, but just a bunch of kids playing with Justice League action figures and coming up with goofy stories, I will not be shocked.
@@jordanloux3883 honestly a comic series based off reality warping god like kids playing a huge game of heroes vs villains would be a dope idea
So.. a 5th dimension story?@@YankyKranky
@@YankyKrankyThere's an older fantasy book trilogy called Gamearth that is basically this.
Kids are pretty brutal if that's true...
There is a one off that plays with this idea, where it's a Batman vs Superman story, but halfway through its revealed that it's two kids arguing over who would win
"Vinegar + saltwater = Hydrochloric acid"
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Yeah, right? It’s not that easy though…right? I’d love to know if it is.
It is ,l the vinegar needs to be concentrated but yes it would happen@nicholasmartin534
@@nicholasmartin534 It isn't, mixing these two things does fuckall
@@nicholasmartin534 All you get is salty and diluted vinegar.
Vinegar is acetic acid, which is different than hydrochloric acid. Still acid, still dangerous at high enough concentrations, but adding it to salt water is doing the exact opposite of making it more concentrated.
@@nicholasmartin534I had to check, it says it's possible (but I don't think it's an immediate reaction)
This makes this batman feel like he doesnt kill not out of the belief that all life is sacred, but more out of the knowledge that killing the villains is pointless since they wont live to regret their actions
That's honestly the hardest reason to have a no-kill rule
They’ll just live long enough to escape and do it all again right?
@@grantparker6092 how are they supposed to do it again without any limbs?
@@CrazyCritter1 so Batman dismembered every one of them and also dismembers all of his other foes? That’s an interesting take I guess but come on let’s get real even for comics.
How many of these people would die from these injuries anyway? The ones who don’t die and aren’t permanently crippled will definitely have much more motivation to exact revenge which has been true of Batman’s rogue gallery for literally every iteration.
This actually makes sense actually, I mean his new origin kinda backs up this ideology.
This Batman is no where near as concerned for how far he is going to go to stop a criminal and it’s pretty cool
Also a lot younger than most iterations we see so maybe that changes?
@@zanemcpheat2047maybe he'll make it exclusive for the worse of the worse? Like crippling the joker 💀
I know that Batman AF means "Advance Forward" but I prefer the meaning "Batman As Fuck"
And he left enough water in the tank so the fish wouldn't drown
FACTS
Asphyxiate. Fish can’t drown for obvious reasons. 😅
@@healsallwounds if there is not enough oxygen in the water they can sufficate or drown
Regular Batman will break your bones with his fists but Absolute Batman will melt your body parts with acid.
So instead of Two-Face we get No-Feet?
I don’t think Bruce would do that to his friend 😅
Batman af. I am screaming, this is so dumb, I love it
It's not as fuck it's advance forward but it's still funny
@korribreki I know, I read it. But subtext is obvious
Every fight between Batman and the party animals is so satisfying because if you’ve read the comics you would know that the party animals absolutely deserve everything that Batman does to them
This Batman is literally just Batman memes embodied with the way he beats people and just tortures people cranked up to wumbo
"Vinegar plus salt water makes hydrochloric acid"
Me looking at my homemade salad dressing made with vinegar, water, and salt: 💀
you're good just wear PPE while you eat
/nerdmode
To clarify - vinegar and salt doesn't turn into hydrochloric acid in any significant amount. The ingredient to react into HCl are there, but since vinegar (acetic acid) is a weak acid the equilibrium of that reaction will be very low. You would likely not get more than around 0.1 to 0.5% HCl even in ideal circumstances.
yes yes, I know it's cartoon logic - but I see this same misconception repeated a lot when it comes to oxide removal too in DIY videos. Adding salt doesn't provide much help in the overall reactivity. A very small amount, just not very significant. There are better ways to do it, like better acids, or elevated temperature.
So how do I make hydrofluoric acid
@MTC-hy6ig Hydroflouric acid is completely different to hydrochloric. Hydroflouric acid is extremely toxic and highly dangerous (fumes and touch). It is absolutely not recommended for any DIY work. I will assume you meant to say hydrochloric acid HCl. HCl can be synthesized in a few different ways, most often though the use of another strong acid - however since HCl is both cheap and usually videly available it makes much more sense to just buy it. It is often sold as a descaler or effluence remover for concrete walls in hardware or building material stores. It may also be sold under the name muriatic acid. This is exactly the same acid, but normally refers to a slightly less concentrated and pure than lab grade HCl.
The commerical way to produce HCl is to directly react chlorine and hydrogen gas jn a very controlled way (exothermic reaction poses several risks). In a home lab environment this is usually not practical, but you can react concentrated sulphuric acid with NaCl (regular salt) to produce chlorine gas (highly toxic) - which can then be diffused into water by bubbling or other means. Electrolysis of a chloride salt is also doable, if a bit more involved.
Isn’t salt water and vinegar just pickling brine?
Imagine an absolute Batman game like arkham games where you can chop arms and use acid to melt toes
They'd have to up the brutality. But to get he beef cake they have to go with a cell shaded artstyle.
@@baki484 If they made rocksteady will be back at top in making superhero games. But recently, it seems they hate money
I find it weird that normal batman gets so much flak when he injures thugs but absolute batman gets praised for it😅
They just don't really like Batman.😅
@WannabeWryter then why are they reading absolute BATMAN?! 🥲😂😂
Cuz his rage is far more relatable now
@@xtian1987 OK to play devils advocate this Batman was literally made from a dark universe phone by darkside.
What are the light of justice has to burn even brighter in order to shine.
So this Batman doing morally questionable stuff for justice kind of fits much more better than the normal Batman.
So in short basically this Batman is the consequence of Darkside , Which is why people aren’t clamoring for perfect morals or reasonable criminal handling procedures
@@dekeking9416how?
SAVING THE FISH TOO!? My man may be a big and rough guy, but he's still so nice!
This Batman actually uses the "no kill" rule as a threat.
I just feel this Batman will lack when it comes down the the compassionate side of him. Like yeah, O.G Bats cracks skulls like eggs but at least he doesn't maim.
This Bruce Wayne actually turns into the life of crime before picking himself back. I'm curious to the reason for his no kill rule.
I agree, feels like they just wanted to write the punisher. I seriously don’t get why this is Batman and he still has a no kill rule when he seems to enjoy just maiming people.
Good
@@Deedo_67 villains won't regret anything if they die
-batman as fuck
Batman chopped off a goon's hand in the first issue. Then said "if you hurry to the hospital maybe they can reattach it. Too bad though, i dont remember where the nearest one is"
Absolute Batman: “I won’t kill you.”
“But you’ll wish I had.”
**taking notes**
Vinegar... plus... Saltwater... Got it 📝
I am sure it doesn't work, you can try it. Vinegar is a weak acid, you need some strong acids like concentrated sulphuric acid.
Batman: "Heroes don't kill"
Absolute Batman: "A man without arms or legs can still live"
Mind you, it's not as active a life as it was BEFORE he "lost" said limbs!
Main earth Batman is just as messed up. Like the time he left a permanent print of his burning batboot on a man's faces.
Vinegar + salt water does not give that much acidic or major chemical reaction
Absolute Batman is just Peter Parker without the Spider Bite but all of the Black Suit Aura.
Basically darkseids fanfiction
He melted off their limbs and left them to drown in a pool of acid he made. Those men are dead.
I don't know why but the phrase Batman MacGyver is the coolest thing I've ever heard
"You'll live.
"...But you may wish you hadn't."
Criminal: i thought you didn't kill.
Absolute Batman: You'd be surprised at what you can live through
That's.... not how salt water and vinegar works
It’s Batman
Batbrick would get 90% of gothams underworld to go straight in a month put of sheer intimidation
It's called the never ending battle for a reason, they go away, they die, they leave, EVIL ALWAYS RISES BACK UP, IF IT AINT YHE SAME GUY, IT'LL BE SOMEONE WORSE, SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE YOUR "not hold back" and dish out far more.
One guy yelling "My toes are gone!" to the cop made me laugh for some reason XD
Moon Knight: Damn, I'm taking notes for interrogation! 📝
Prime Earth Superman: We need contingencies for Bruce on a GOOD day...
i love MacGyver and this is a super cool and entertaining direction to take the character in
Normal Batman: I don't kill because it's not my place to decide what criminals deserve.
Absolute Batman: I don't kill because criminals don't deserve to die. That's too good for them.
This Batman is more of a honey badger than a bat
"I won't kill... But if your wounds kill you later that's not on me"
Frank Miller circa 2001 is that you?
Exactly. This will be remembered just as fondly.
This "Batman" does remind me of "The Dark Knight Returns", a LOT! Even had Joker asking; "Are You Crazy!?", after he'd put the mini-batatangs in his eye. No mean feat for ANYONE!
Batman: I don't kill .
Absolute Batman 🦇: I don't kill but " Turns water into acid"
Batman: Noted .
Batman: absolute 1 HP version
He one upped Jesus
So he burnt people's limbs off with pickle juice, thats not how HCl acid works. 😂
The absolute universe just takes these characters we've seen for decades, and just make them edgy in the best way possible.
Some of it doesn't make sense in the best way (how'd he get an earthmover to turn into his batmobile on a normal salary), and that makes it the best of dc comics rn
My guess is he stole most of the parts and bought the parts he could buy.
He works construction, so i assume he picked up a broken truck and fixed it. There's so much crime in Gotham they probably lost a few of these trucks by now.
@@wrongeden3420and corruption, you say you need more equipment than you actually need for more dough, Batman sending a request for ‘5 trucks’, but only four being at construction wouldn’t be too odd in Gotham.
@@AnakinFury probably has a robinhood mentality, "steal from the rich give to the poor(or myself)"
Stole it from criminals
what about your rule? ah, didn't kill em
Ofc people love this Batman but hated Superman going nuts after he lost his family 😂
Neat thing, batman keep them fishes alive cause he keeps em just enough water not to be harmed by the acid and plenty just to be fishes
Vinegar plus salt water Does not make hydrochloric acid, It's just a decent cleaning solution. It is no more acidic than the vinegar.
Yikes. Remind me to never piss him off, let alone double cross him
Absolute Batman: I don’t kill. But you’re gonna really wish I did.
This is probably the best modern depiction of Batman so far
Whoever actually greenlit someone putting “Batman AF” in the actual text needs to be fired. How badly do you need to shoehorn random pop culture stuff like that?
It comes off as the “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme
Absolute Bat-Man: Go and steal. I'll make sure that it's your last.
Batman shouldve been full macgyver ages ago
Absolute Batman: I won't kill you, I'll make you wish I did.
Thug: "Kill me..."
Absolute Batman: "You're not getting off that easy."
The real Batman uses everything as well.
So this version of Alfred is ok with Bruce going off the wall with crime fighting and violence? Interesting
Absolute Batman does not kill, but he will make you wish he did.
It’s official… Absolute Batman is an absolute unit!
That shit do not create HCl
Well thats a chemical combo i just learned about
It’s misinformation
I'm sorry but vinegar + salt does not create hydrochloric acid. You eat that combo in food like fish and chip, or salt and vinegar chips.
Nah that aint batman with a no kill rule that's batman with a "they'll survive it" rule
Well.... Technically Batman didn't unalive anyone... right?
man is so brutal he's scaring vinegar and saltwater into becoming hydrochloric acid out of the pure fear of upsetting him
So this Gotham won't have henchmen for long right? Ain't no way these dudes coming back to criminal life after literally being destroyed
Hydrochloric acid is not made by mixing vinegar and saltwater
Batman said yall gonna remember this for the rest of your lives and everyone else will too
Absolute Batman: I don’t have to kill you your hospital bills will do do it for me.
The writers making a plausible reason to write the term "Batman AF" tells me a lot on what to expect from this series.
This is my favorite of the Absolute Universe so far. I hope they don't fumble it.
This batmans awesome, he cant afford to avoid traumatizing people
You should make longer form content since it reminds me of a cross between comicstorian and comicsexplained.
Wish we had this Batman in Arkham City
Batman doesn't kill but leaves colateral damage.
"I won't kill you, but you'll wish i did"
"I won't kill you, but you dieing from bleeding out after I chopped your arm off is NOT my problem"
- Absolute Batman
Absolute unit, Absolute genius, Absolutely fearless
Batman: I won’t kill you, but you’ll wish I had
Also, those poor fish
Bro he might be BATMAN
This batman is actually fighting crime with an arguably better version of the no kill rule, or as i have lovingly dubbed it the "buy 1 get 14 free" disability sale.
He'll do anything BUT kill 😂
When I was reading that part I expected him to drop a live wire or let some piranhas loose. The Acid was a pleasant surprise
This is my favorite batman already
I cant wait to see absolute nightwing and absolute TT and Justice League. It'll be so interesting
"I WONT KILL YOU BUT YOUR MEDICAL BILLS WILL MAKE YOU WISH I DID!!"
-Absolute Batman
So he's like a swole edgy sakamoto?
Would love to see how a jason todd would develop alongside this kind of batman
Absolute Batman really channels the Arkham games energy and takes it up to 11 😅.
Absolute batman is a unit 🔥
That shark looks adorable.
Naw Bruce hurting Alfred is a no no
Batman AF indeed