A Garbage Retrospective Of Halo

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2016
  • The Halo trilogy are the best games ever and Halo 4 is the worst game ever. So is Halo Reach in the middle? This video is a parody and these aren't necessarily my opinions. Halo 4 is awful though.
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/kilianexperie...
    / kilexperience
    / kilian
    steamcommunity.com/groups/Kili...
    / kilianexperience
    Music: www.purple-planet.com
    and
    Music Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
  • Ігри

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,9 тис.

  • @Droopah1
    @Droopah1 7 років тому +2155

    Halo 1: Played it 9+ times
    Halo 2: Played it 8+ times
    Halo 3: Played it 40+ times
    ODST: Played it 6+ times
    Reach: Played it 30+ times
    Halo 4: Played it twice
    Halo 5: Watched it on UA-cam and laughed at its awfulness

    • @Joshcoshbagosh
      @Joshcoshbagosh 7 років тому +19

      you played that atrocity ODST 6 fucking times?

    • @jackofblades8112
      @jackofblades8112 7 років тому +177

      odst got a lot of hate for the price the game itself was pretty good not amazing like halo 3 but it wasnt terrible.

    • @Joshcoshbagosh
      @Joshcoshbagosh 7 років тому +3

      jack of blades if thats so then neither was Halo 4

    • @joshaqy
      @joshaqy 7 років тому +1

      Yup this is accurate

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +4

      NebulousIdea it's not bad

  • @AngelSamael
    @AngelSamael 7 років тому +1054

    Didn't Halo 4 have a QTE instead of a final boss?

  • @incizer4419
    @incizer4419 7 років тому +338

    "I am sole reason for no Age of Empires 4"
    *rolls up sleeves*
    you don't wanna go there..

    • @jazzgeary2339
      @jazzgeary2339 7 років тому +11

      After Age of Empires 3 Im glad, still play 2 though

    • @liammorgan-nolan8991
      @liammorgan-nolan8991 6 років тому +1

      they're releasing Age of Empires 4 though...

    • @johncolasont6195
      @johncolasont6195 4 роки тому +4

      I'm from a year in the future, there is no aoe4

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 4 роки тому +2

      I'm from the future. Age of empires 4 sweetie

    • @keizoxd5623
      @keizoxd5623 Місяць тому

      Im even more into the Future, aoe4 was a scam!

  • @meoirin
    @meoirin 7 років тому +805

    "this AI was made in america, baby. lets blow up this ring!"
    i lost it

    • @Jackassash
      @Jackassash 7 років тому +40

      I hope you find it.

    • @meoirin
      @meoirin 7 років тому +21

      JustAFriend
      i just did.
      thank you, you're now more than a friend.

    • @cyanteamalpha1800
      @cyanteamalpha1800 6 років тому +2

      I'm the 100th like of this comment lol.

  • @ElExCHUCK
    @ElExCHUCK 4 роки тому +170

    It's raining in my third-World country, so I guess that we're getting a shitty flood level too :(

  • @Xaveze
    @Xaveze 7 років тому +729

    I couldn't help but laugh every time he did the "Finish the Fight" joke.

    • @stamosxd
      @stamosxd 7 років тому +36

      DUN DUN DUUUNNN

    • @Xaveze
      @Xaveze 7 років тому +13

      Stamos Prekas DUN DUUUUUUUUN

    • @sebastianwesterlund8777
      @sebastianwesterlund8777 7 років тому +18

      Xaveze tbh he should continue it in other videos

    • @korvac5596
      @korvac5596 7 років тому

      You weren't the only one

    • @troopergames8173
      @troopergames8173 5 років тому

      Stamos+ dah-dah-dah-dahhhh.dah..dah-dah..(missed beat) 😂🙌

  • @Raycevick
    @Raycevick 7 років тому +711

    Man, I should've analyzed Halo in this format. It would've saved me so much time!
    Fucking bowling.

    • @BBUCKLESS
      @BBUCKLESS 6 років тому +1

      Yeah probably

    • @Winterstormadvisory
      @Winterstormadvisory 6 років тому +13

      Raycevick hello, fancy seeing you here. I love this feeling really when one of my favourite UA-camrs watches another one of my favourite UA-camrs

    • @messtin
      @messtin 6 років тому +3

      What is remaining 5% of the Xbox.

    • @icannotthinkofanamesuitabl5823
      @icannotthinkofanamesuitabl5823 6 років тому

      Lim Han Yang halo

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 7 років тому +127

    Somehow I didn't _expect_ Foehammer to be mentioned, but I'm not going to say I'm not still disappointed.
    rip echo 419

    • @billete37
      @billete37 6 років тому +5

      Bleeters i love that sassy black woman

    • @dr.amazaier1772
      @dr.amazaier1772 4 роки тому +5

      She was actually legit one of my favorite characters, and I was heartbroken when she died...

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 роки тому +3

      Who else is excited to see Brohammer?

    • @thomasdawicki141
      @thomasdawicki141 4 роки тому

      Foehammer is the best character

  • @HinFoo
    @HinFoo 7 років тому +2153

    since i dont know the story i take this seriously and as the truth

    • @hazardtg3008
      @hazardtg3008 7 років тому +74

      Please don't. Please please don't

    • @HinFoo
      @HinFoo 7 років тому +117

      I've walked the Divide it seems legit

    • @xrogaan
      @xrogaan 7 років тому +62

      Of course, who would just go on the internet and tell lies? I'm with you +HinFoo.

    • @randomshittutorials
      @randomshittutorials 7 років тому +5

      HinFoo : oh god no 😂😂 the halo 1/2/3 stories are noooootttt like that!

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +2

      HinFoo it's not the truth he's probably joking because nearly everything he says are wrong

  • @aerodynamic1111
    @aerodynamic1111 7 років тому +433

    They wanted to see the tigers! *shows picture of leopard

    • @Rajoovi1
      @Rajoovi1 7 років тому +23

      Clearly you're not familiar with Mr Killian's sense of humour.

    • @thepainkiller4939
      @thepainkiller4939 7 років тому +1

      You are so dumb it actually made me lol

    • @trDewy
      @trDewy 7 років тому

      jackdog robinsin That's a cheetah

    • @aerodynamic1111
      @aerodynamic1111 7 років тому +1

      trDewy no it's not

    • @trDewy
      @trDewy 7 років тому

      jackdog robinsin Fite me irl

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 7 років тому +1451

    9 levels and 1 mental stability test 😂

    • @marb3681
      @marb3681 7 років тому +5

      Henry Badger wich one did he mean

    • @GuffMcGufferson
      @GuffMcGufferson 7 років тому +110

      bram bleeker Probably The Library, that level was a pain in the ass to play through, especially on Heroic or Legendary

    • @59hawks
      @59hawks 6 років тому +76

      Guff McGufferson the entire time all I could think is "am I even going the right way

    • @billete37
      @billete37 6 років тому +12

      Guff McGufferson it was terrifying as a kid

    • @billete37
      @billete37 6 років тому +27

      killerinstinct59 i use to get so mad at the blue guy when he left me all alone

  • @tysonmcconnell7112
    @tysonmcconnell7112 6 років тому +72

    "That's right George, you forgot to check the Milky Way." That had me dying

  • @FerramusNL
    @FerramusNL 7 років тому +147

    It's the little things like "They want to see the tigers" then showing a cheetah that do it for me the most.

    • @ian3334444
      @ian3334444 7 років тому +3

      House Crane It's so obvious that he's joking. Not sure if you're stupid... or stupid?

    • @ian3334444
      @ian3334444 7 років тому +2

      House Crane thanks for the advice, honey

    • @danielnunez1587
      @danielnunez1587 7 років тому

      pretty sure that that was a leopard

    • @billete37
      @billete37 6 років тому

      Its a leopard, look it up i found out tgw difference after 25 years 😂 and its soo obvious when you see it

    • @billete37
      @billete37 6 років тому

      ian3334444 your welcome snooker doodle

  • @kiwin111
    @kiwin111 7 років тому +603

    did anyone frequently get lost in halo odst?
    maybe it's because I was still in middle school and a noob when I played it, but I always remember getting lost playing the game, especially during the night levels.

    • @cianburns3919
      @cianburns3919 7 років тому +41

      kiwin111 yeah same. I thought it was meant to be like an exploration thing until I played it again years later and rushed through

    • @efeambroseenthusiast180
      @efeambroseenthusiast180 7 років тому +2

      kiwin111 al the time mate

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 7 років тому +6

      That's the problem with today's games, we have grown up :(

    • @kiwin111
      @kiwin111 7 років тому +6

      *****
      the fuck are you saying?

    • @Hot18Shot
      @Hot18Shot 7 років тому +4

      I didn't mind, the feel of the city and soundtrack was too incredible to mind getting lost for me.

  • @samker7758
    @samker7758 2 роки тому +36

    Hello Kilian.
    After 4 years , I finally understand the "would not give a 9 to their city either" joke. Have a nice day.
    Sam

  • @thefakejoew
    @thefakejoew 7 років тому +254

    PELICAN!?
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 7 років тому +25

      Joe W PPPEEEEEEEEEEEELICAAAAAAAAAN

    • @grape311
      @grape311 7 років тому

      Someone enlighten me to this meme?

    • @thefakejoew
      @thefakejoew 7 років тому +10

      HundredthCape5
      Dunkey once made 4(?) videos about Halo 1,2,3 and 4 (not quite sure). But in those videos, every time a Pelican would show up (a Pelican is some kind of starship idk I'm not smart) he would then scream
      PELICAN?!
      EEEEH and so on

    • @grape311
      @grape311 7 років тому

      Ok cool

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 7 років тому +4

      look up Dunkey my dude, he is a God among men.

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 7 років тому +541

    There are a ton of things that make me feel nostalgic. Pokemon games, the show and the cards? Sure. Original Xbox and H2 on Live? Absolutely. The message sound of Windows Messenger? Shit yes.
    But Halo 3 just takes the cake. Takes the whole bakery. Takes over the whole franchise and now has a baking monopoly. I seriously don't know if I've had that much fun playing a game ever since I moved on from it. Halo 3 is game of the year, every year..
    Oh and cool video by the way.

    • @TristanZeitler
      @TristanZeitler 7 років тому +11

      100% agreed. The nostalgia is unbelievable. To this day I still listen to the main menu theme while studying. Miss the custom games with my friends so much :'(

    • @LizburnBaii
      @LizburnBaii 7 років тому +1

      XplosivCookie Played Halo 3 for three straight years and I still play it to this day although not as much, everything was just perfect in that game

    • @Nixonitus
      @Nixonitus 7 років тому +2

      Personally, I was more of a fan of CE, but I definitely feel you.
      It was the last time I really cared about multiplayer.

    • @XplosivCookie
      @XplosivCookie 7 років тому

      ***** You take that back right now.

    • @jordesuvi
      @jordesuvi 7 років тому

      I'm with you on that, Halo 3 is one of the most best games ever made.

  • @Scarfulhu
    @Scarfulhu 7 років тому +1393

    Come on Kilian, I wanted Age of Empires 4. :( Why did you have to get it cancelled?

  • @redacted3380
    @redacted3380 7 років тому +575

    I thought reach was dope. Especially the campaign. Not my favorite but still real good. Halo 5 though, needs to stop.

    • @mrrdirty6198
      @mrrdirty6198 7 років тому +21

      Blood1116 Halo died at 4 for me. Nothing I heard about 5 seemed any better.

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +9

      Blood1116 well 5 has more active players than 3. Let that sink in

    • @Xanderj89
      @Xanderj89 7 років тому +17

      +House Wolfheart Gaming the quote I'm finding from the Halo community director was
      "Halo 5 has had the highest monthly active players for a Halo title
      since Halo 3." I don't see the word more there.

    • @callan229
      @callan229 7 років тому +4

      These two things I disliked about reach was the grey maps from the community/ reused online maps from the campaign and the boring voice acting. Guardians and ODST need to sit in the corner and think about what they've done.

    • @Xanderj89
      @Xanderj89 7 років тому +35

      Transforming Spy
      ODST was amazing, you take that back. Best soundtrack in the series, first game where you actually felt squishy and had to be tactical, and best voice acting in the series.

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 6 років тому +66

    I remember I finished Halo 4 with a friend. Thought "that wasn't great but did ok job." We immediately put in Reach to do coop, because why not. Two levels in, "wow, halo 4 is terrible in comparison." And Reach wasn't even close to how good 3 was.

  • @zoeychevalier5132
    @zoeychevalier5132 7 років тому +463

    "Halo 3 Finish the Fight was the last good game ever made."
    This joke actually hurts with truth...

    • @shinndig1293
      @shinndig1293 5 років тому +18

      Except it's completely inaccurate, Red Dead Redemption, Bat-Man Arkham Asylum/City, Mass Effect 2, Skyrim, Assassin's creed 2, Modern Warfare 2, and several others just off my head.

    • @danielsantos6437
      @danielsantos6437 5 років тому +25

      @@shinndig1293 Skyrim? ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

    • @shinndig1293
      @shinndig1293 5 років тому +11

      Nice to see someone has a sense of humor.

    • @danielsantos6437
      @danielsantos6437 5 років тому +13

      @@shinndig1293 Who wouldn't have a sense of humor mate? The inclusion of Skyrim in your list of good games rendered the joke extremely hilarious, I'm still laughing.

    • @shinndig1293
      @shinndig1293 5 років тому +6

      Would you have prefered if I said Ride to Hell Retribution???

  • @Red-S-267
    @Red-S-267 7 років тому +121

    I feel like I am the only one who liked ODST, it's actually one of my favourites... Then I found out half the characters get screwed over in a book...

    • @dirtbagiii9390
      @dirtbagiii9390 7 років тому +17

      Tucker Cooper I like ODST, so you're not alone

    • @seb4512
      @seb4512 6 років тому +28

      Had an incredible atmosphere, probably the best soundtrack ever created, engaging story, likable characters,the introduction of firefighter, and the only collectibles in a game that I was ever actually going for because of how great the side story they told was. Only problem was the game was too damn short for full price totally worth $5 for the remaster on master chief collection though.

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 6 років тому +1

      I love odst

    • @nygiantsfan6
      @nygiantsfan6 6 років тому +8

      I actually bought it a little while before Reach came out. A lot of the feedback I saw on release wasn't that great, and even the people who liked it said it definitely wasn't worth the 60 dollar price tag. I barely played it, and then Reach came out, which I freaking loved and me and my friends played the shit out of. Just went back to ODST a few months ago because I felt bad about never completing it. Played through on Legendary, of course, and, though the game was short, I thought it was a fun challenge. Cool level design, great soundtrack, and a bit of unique new lore. Do I think the game should've been full-price? No, especially when there's no matchmaking for Firefight. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely. I think when it came out, a lot of people didn't really know what to make of it, but it's well worth the dirt cheap amount you can pick it up for today.

    • @bio9leader60
      @bio9leader60 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

  • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
    @CertifiedHoodClassic0 7 років тому +132

    Halo 2
    Covernant keep fucking up
    Best title evee

    • @Redd_Nebula
      @Redd_Nebula 7 років тому +6

      *gives you a waterstone*

    • @NetherPrime
      @NetherPrime 7 років тому +2

      Your name offends me and triggers me, brb wheres my gun.

    • @andrewlagno9482
      @andrewlagno9482 7 років тому

      but preston is the best companion in the game :o

    • @yolsil775
      @yolsil775 7 років тому +1

      Preston Garvey Holy shit, finally. no more settlements to help... I'm finally done.

    • @Caboose_1337
      @Caboose_1337 7 років тому +2

      SHUT THE FUCK UP PRESTON AND GO HELP ANOTHER SETTELMENT TO MARK ON THE SOLE SURVIVORS MAP!

  • @WekBenHelix
    @WekBenHelix 4 роки тому +41

    Age of Empires 4 was announced. WHAT SAY YOU? I QUESTION YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

    • @bh7969
      @bh7969 4 роки тому +2

      Helix glitch in the program, pay no attention to the panda behind the curtain

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 7 років тому +237

    CA will be milking that Warhammer license for all its worth for years to come

    • @KanyeWeast
      @KanyeWeast 7 років тому +27

      You'reThatMantis I'll be gobbling it up like crack

    • @serlaz174
      @serlaz174 7 років тому +10

      Worth every easy installment of just 17.99 for every race! Plus 49.99 for the base game! Plus five bucks for some yummy gore! Woops, my cynicism is showing. But you liked it, didn't you, you dirty mantis.
      (i love this game tbh)

    • @KanyeWeast
      @KanyeWeast 7 років тому +18

      Ser Laz coming from the Warhammer tabletop games. the price is nothing in comparison

    • @serlaz174
      @serlaz174 7 років тому +2

      Zoey Godson bleh I've never really looked into the tabletop, I suppose its a bit before my time. I like wasting my money digitally for a more visual representation then using my "imagination" and squads of figurines.
      Imagination is a dangerous drug. And drugs are bad, mmkay. (plus i have no friends, like if you agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #notdesperate)

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer 7 років тому +7

      tabletop gaming isn't 'before your time', its still very popular to this day (although at its current rate, games workshop may go bust because they dont seem t understand pricing).
      Anyway, what's CA?

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain 7 років тому +77

    I personally feel that Halo 4's story is underrated. But yes, it's Multiplayer was shit.
    Halo 5 was fucking horrid, the story telling didn't take a single step down, it actually jumped from the balcony and faceplanted into the ground. I will admit though, the MP was a step up from 4, but still not great, just... Meh.

    • @Ae7herium
      @Ae7herium 7 років тому +2

      Luke Middleton I stopped playing H5 after a month. lol

    • @Mr_Wholegrain
      @Mr_Wholegrain 7 років тому +2

      Ae7herium I usually only go on if a friend of mine is on it (which is are), or out of boredom for the odd match of Warzone, or if I get a free REQ pack. Aside from that, nothing is making me stay on it.

    • @Ae7herium
      @Ae7herium 7 років тому +1

      Raed 928 Not a fan, it relies too much on gimmicks from other shooters. I wouldn't be surprised if Spartans can wallrun in Halo 6.

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +1

      Luke Middleton the campaign could have been better but the multiplayer has more active players than halo 3. Just let that sink in

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +1

      Ae7herium u know that cod ripped off halo right?

  • @EarFarce4
    @EarFarce4 7 років тому +41

    9 levels and a mental stability test.
    Agreed.

  • @RodsRetroplays
    @RodsRetroplays 7 років тому +22

    Goddammit I was laughing the entire time man! Best part was whenever you said "Finish the fight!"

  • @Bedhead13
    @Bedhead13 7 років тому +486

    I love Reach

    • @Sev826
      @Sev826 7 років тому +36

      I also loved reach. But I think I really look back at it through nostalgia tinted glasses. I forgot all the drama about armour lock.

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 7 років тому +2

      Power Gekko Yeah, but my nostalgia hid how the campaign was really lacking and there was a bunch of missed oportunites.

    • @Sev826
      @Sev826 7 років тому +19

      Halo 3 is probably the game i enjoyed more than any other in my life. I truly prefer the reach campaign however.

    • @lxUnTouchAblexl
      @lxUnTouchAblexl 7 років тому +2

      What?? Reach liked more so than 2 & 3? Explain yourself.

    • @8bitDude0
      @8bitDude0 7 років тому +2

      reach sucked ass

  • @rorystockley5969
    @rorystockley5969 7 років тому +38

    Reach will always have a special place in my heart.

  • @jacob8846
    @jacob8846 7 років тому +19

    Halo Games Listed In Order of favorite:
    1. Halo 3
    2. Halo 2 Anniversary/Original
    3. Halo Reach
    4. Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary/Original
    5. Halo 3: ODST
    6. Halo Wars
    7. Halo 4
    8. Halo 5: Guardians

    • @criminalle88
      @criminalle88 7 років тому +3

      if halo ce isn't your favourite you probably are young

    • @mazterlalalaman
      @mazterlalalaman 7 років тому

      Jake Bloom halo 2 had the worst story why the fuck is it second. Maybe if you played online it would be in second but I highly doubt you played the original's online, not the remastered online which took away all the unique glitches that made for a higher skill cap and has a worse net code. Like seriously why is it in second it was all linear uninspired levels except the last two missions

    • @jacob8846
      @jacob8846 7 років тому +5

      Remember people... this is just my opinion, you can have your own...

    • @SilentTree12
      @SilentTree12 7 років тому +1

      Halo Reach
      Halo CE=ODST
      Halo 3
      Halo 2
      Halo 4
      Halo 5

    • @criminalle88
      @criminalle88 7 років тому +1

      Yeah sorry Jake i didn't mean it as an insult. I just meant for alot of people Halo ce wasn't their first Halo. For alot of us that it was....it just has a special place in our hearts

  • @-undecided-1663
    @-undecided-1663 6 років тому +7

    5% box 90% controller what's the other 5%? I'm onto you Killian

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 років тому +3

      outlier 07 Instruction booklet and cords.

  • @Boolihan
    @Boolihan 7 років тому +138

    But... i thought halo reach was the best game... i played over 2000 hours in it... i also made like 40 maps

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 7 років тому +11

      Out of curiosity, was that your technically first Halo game?

    • @jackofblades8112
      @jackofblades8112 7 років тому +4

      I liked it as well had a great campain the multiplayer however got a bit ruined by armor powers but still i had a great time playing it.

    • @bobbysaggers7451
      @bobbysaggers7451 7 років тому

      Checkmate1138 Probably Reach.

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 7 років тому +4

      Wild Gaming I hold 3 and Reach on equal grounds as my favorite, I've been playing since CE.
      I play Reach more nowadays because I feel it's aged a bit better than 3. More content, more options, more polish (better netcode for sure).
      But I love both games to death.

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 7 років тому +1

      I thought it was great as well, but it is understandable that not everyone would like it.

  • @thewallofguns550
    @thewallofguns550 7 років тому +115

    THE CODEX ASTARTES SUPPORT THIS VIDEO

    • @thewallofguns550
      @thewallofguns550 7 років тому +16

      ***** GREAT TO SEE ANOTHER BROTHER PURGING IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

    • @hawke3539
      @hawke3539 7 років тому +4

      For the Emperor...and the Pretty Marineeeessss..

    • @Tory-JJ
      @Tory-JJ 7 років тому

      o.O jesus

    • @thewallofguns550
      @thewallofguns550 7 років тому +3

      ***** THERE IS NO MORE GOD THAN THE EMPEROR

    • @Tory-JJ
      @Tory-JJ 7 років тому

      ALWAYS ANGRY Nah I support the swarm.
      get 6 pooled.

  • @lucasexempligratiasmith8266
    @lucasexempligratiasmith8266 7 років тому +71

    Where ken ya see tigeeeeers? Only in Kenya. Come to Kenya we have tigers.

  • @robbiejelsomeno5679
    @robbiejelsomeno5679 2 роки тому +3

    “I am the soul reason for no Age of Empires 4.”
    *”Well yes, but actually, no.”*

  • @VikingSchism
    @VikingSchism 7 років тому +32

    Fuck, now I need to throw my money at you Kilian, I need more of you! I have no money, but take it! Take! It!

    • @LochyP
      @LochyP 7 років тому +1

      VikingSchism !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheoneandonlyDrops
    @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 років тому +40

    fun fact, the first Halo WAS ported to mac.

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 7 років тому +12

      Also, Halo was originaly going to be an RTS on the Dreamcast

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 років тому

      Mozilla Firefox woah really?

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 7 років тому +9

      TheoneandonlyDrops yep, but sadly the Dreamcast didn't last long so a lot of games that was planned for the console was moved to the Xbox. The original Xbox is considered by some to be the spiritual successor to Dreamcast.

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 років тому +4

      Mozilla Firefox well tbf a console RTS probably wouldn't have been as good as what we got.
      No scratch that. DEFINITELY wouldn't have been as good as what we got :p

    • @Omega4Productions
      @Omega4Productions 7 років тому +1

      Ah, source on that? There's nothing on the Dreamcast on either of the Halo wikias in regards to Pre-Xbox Halo. It was going to be ported to Macintosh exclusively before Bungie was purchased by Microsoft.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 років тому +22

    “And is allowed to drink according to good parents”
    Wait
    *what*

    • @gagaplex
      @gagaplex 3 роки тому

      Well. They should at least let you sip. Beer or wine is fine.

  • @Evilanious
    @Evilanious 7 років тому +12

    Ah, so good to have all my opinions validated by a guy joking around on the internet. I'm not being sarcastic either. I pretty much agreed with everything said.

  • @Shadowseer7930
    @Shadowseer7930 7 років тому +98

    This is comedy silver, keep up the ok work

  • @expensive-brother
    @expensive-brother 7 років тому +34

    Can you do a Special Edition on the Skyrim Special Edition?

  • @nexus_r
    @nexus_r 7 років тому +93

    Halo 4 nice Campaign, Halo 5 bad Campaign :/
    Halo 4 crap MP, Halo 5 good MP.

    • @banzaiboy1597
      @banzaiboy1597 7 років тому

      Elite Reticle Yep.

    • @NotTheOfficialDark
      @NotTheOfficialDark 7 років тому +10

      halo 4 campaign was pretty bad compared to reach or 3

    • @Steriodsman1
      @Steriodsman1 7 років тому +12

      You misspelled hot garbage that takes a dump over the legacy of the franchise as "nice" and "good".

    • @cameronsharif146
      @cameronsharif146 7 років тому

      +Dark Designs Reach is the worst Halo game in every aspect.

    • @ryantodd7062
      @ryantodd7062 7 років тому

      Botheredhat360 preety good MP though

  • @IamNobody679
    @IamNobody679 2 роки тому +4

    did you have a fallout with bill gates? he allowed the release of age of empires 4 :c

  • @jackdiseker3467
    @jackdiseker3467 7 років тому +30

    Get rekt, George Bush. Gonna need some melting polar ice for THAT burn!

  • @ThunderPsyker
    @ThunderPsyker 7 років тому +148

    Why is all the footage of Call of Duty Black Ops 2 after the 9:31 mark?

  • @blankblank6545
    @blankblank6545 6 років тому +13

    ”They are here to see the Tigers” proceeds to show picture of a puma

  • @DaxInvader
    @DaxInvader 4 роки тому +6

    It's too bad, I really like halo 4. I mean I played during a hard time in my life and was really happy playing it. Played it multiple times. Great music too.
    Halo 5 however..........

  • @cingdyno
    @cingdyno 7 років тому +31

    Jesus Christ, your father must be proud of you...

  • @WolfyzP0W
    @WolfyzP0W 7 років тому +10

    Hey Kilian, really liking the experience. Had some good laughs. 10/10

  • @dylanporter8105
    @dylanporter8105 7 років тому +26

    Your accent only makes the video funnier

  • @rmmorang2134
    @rmmorang2134 7 років тому +4

    "9 levels and one mental stability test"
    fucking choked on my taco laughing at that joke

  • @jasperturck5628
    @jasperturck5628 7 років тому +15

    You forgot to menton all the alien porn on all those files and maps

  • @AthenaAGT
    @AthenaAGT 7 років тому +11

    literally 6 seconds in and already laughing out loud at the first joke

  • @haydensewell7531
    @haydensewell7531 6 років тому +6

    Halo Reach's story line was amazing (I think.) It had a dark mood which was super cool. And you played as a new spartan team, you slowly find out that the covenant are on reach. The characters are actually really good and the ending is pretty sad.

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 Рік тому

      No, it wasn't. There is literally no plot to it other than "Reach Falls, Noble Team Dies, Pillar of Autumn leaves." The characters are all generic stereotypes such as "The gentle giant", "the sarcastic hacker girl", "the charismatic leader", "The silent badass" and "the angry tough guy." The thing is that Bungie just did an incredible job presenting and pacing it, it made you feel like it had substance anyways which I gotta give credit for, but Reach's actual story pales in comparison to the depth of the original trilogy.

    • @Faunarr
      @Faunarr 10 місяців тому

      @@TheRedKing247 Any single game plot can be ridiculed to this extent and made it seem bad. If you do simple well, it will fare better than anything complex doen mediocre

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 10 місяців тому

      @@Faunarr Except no, a game that actually has half decent writing will avoid these issues or put a decent spin on the tropes they use.
      Take the original Halo for instance. It's by no means a particularly well written game, but it has a definite plot structure where
      1. Introduction: Human and Covenant forces, including our protagonists Chief and Cortana, in a war both discover a mysterious ring world, where the Covenant engages and strands Human forces on it.
      2. Rising action: Both forces begin to find out more and more about the ring, finding out that it's some kind of weapon and a map that shows where it's control room is. Desperate actions are fought to gain control of it.
      2. Climax: Cortana sends Chief without explanation to go save some human forces. Flood is revealed, being the original purpose of the Ring. Guilty Spark arrives promising to be able to fix the issue but in actuality the solution is tantamount to suicide which Cortana reveals
      3. Falling action Chief and Cortana battle the Flood, the Covenant and Spark's Sentinels across the ring in a desperate effort to prevent Spark from activating the ring.
      4. Resolution: Halo is destroyed preventing anyone from activating it and stranding the flood on its remnants.
      It also has some archetypes/tropes with it, such as Chief fulfilling the "strong silent badass" type, but this actually has a massive impact on the story as Chief doesn't question Spark's methods until they meet back up with Cortana, showing he's not perfect and more of a weapon purpose made to be given orders to - something that would be explored later in the series. The same is true of Captain Keyes and to a lesser extent Cortana and Guilty Spark who are actually pretty unique characters. This isn't to say Combat Evolved story is perfect, there are absolutely contrivances to it like how Cortana just doesn't tell Chief what he's up against when she sends him after Keyes - but it's a hell of a lot better than Reach's plot and characterization which is just fucking nothing.
      Like this isn't just some criticism of any game you can have my dude, Reach just doesn't have any actually interesting characterization or plot to it. That's not to say it can't be enjoyable for people - for what it lacks in actual plot and characterization it makes up in style - but that's also the problem is that it's all style and no substance. Which hey if you're willing to accept that and enjoy it, then good for you - but don't go around acting like the story was good and sure as shit don't go around saying it's the best game in the series when it doesn't even come close.

  • @gamafo7696
    @gamafo7696 7 років тому +11

    "ossim possim" nice arby n the chief reference

  • @batuyu988
    @batuyu988 7 років тому +11

    Nice video record.
    May channel prosper.

  • @TheGamesReal
    @TheGamesReal 2 роки тому +5

    1:50 fun fact: running was actually invented in the late 18th century by thomas running when he tried to walk twice at the same time

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 Рік тому

      it was first called running then, and it was made a sport then, but the act of walking quickly (known before as dashing, fleeing, or charging) and happened long, long before.

  • @dmcepeda
    @dmcepeda 7 років тому +2

    2:05 WMDs That's right George you forgot to check the milky way..

  • @alexiosconstantinides213
    @alexiosconstantinides213 4 роки тому +1

    Does anyone know what song is playing starting at around 1:45 ?

  • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
    @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 Рік тому +3

    Halo 5 launch sale numbers included Halo 5 bundled hardware which no other games did so it $400mil to Halo 3s $300mil(with no consoles bundles included) did worse. 343 has always been full of shit

  • @jarrod475
    @jarrod475 2 роки тому +2

    8:51 you say this, but reach is also the only halo game so far with drivable forklifts

  • @liamvieques9850
    @liamvieques9850 7 років тому +13

    i like halo 4 tbh halo 5 is a joke though

  • @scorpion24100
    @scorpion24100 3 роки тому +2

    watching this for like the seventh time and this is the first time i noticed "hickhickers maybe escaping convicts" at 2:22

  • @NeoYgdrassyl
    @NeoYgdrassyl 7 років тому +17

    1 mental stability test, AKA, the library level...

  • @frosty1245
    @frosty1245 2 роки тому +2

    Finally a person who talks about odst

  • @eggisfun4217
    @eggisfun4217 3 роки тому +4

    "that means its allowed to drink, according to good parents."
    "his name is John. But that name is to generic for a main character."
    they got me

  • @Benassiesto
    @Benassiesto 7 років тому +14

    CE: 10/10
    2: 9.5/10
    3: 9.5/10
    Reach: 8/10
    4: 7/10
    5: 4/10

    • @goldengalaxy4958
      @goldengalaxy4958 5 років тому

      @@aries3968 It's their opinion and also your 1 year late

    • @ninjasheep7492
      @ninjasheep7492 4 роки тому

      Xathoron reach wore the half rotten skin of halo 3 and had customization allowing for people to make actual good maps and game modes. 5 is CoD advanced warfare with more player HP and map customization.

    • @Lanay_
      @Lanay_ 4 роки тому

      @@ninjasheep7492 10/10 biased as hell

  • @camiloramirez3617
    @camiloramirez3617 6 років тому +6

    Hey Kilian, guess what. Age of Empires IV IS GOING TO BE RELEASED!

  • @ArconsCornerYT
    @ArconsCornerYT 7 років тому +3

    "nine missions and one mental stability test." I love it.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 роки тому

      Halo 2 on legendary: 14 mental stability tests with a minor side effect of life contemplation and thoughts of suicide.

  • @maxrocks6432
    @maxrocks6432 3 роки тому +2

    Time to play some Halo 2: Combat Evolveder Anniversary: Covanent Keeps F*cking Up

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 3 роки тому +1

    “They wanted to see the tigers”
    *shows picture of Jaguar*

  • @tylerparziale868
    @tylerparziale868 7 років тому +10

    DO AN AOE2 Video! Lets go Killian !

  • @martin47O9
    @martin47O9 7 років тому +4

    my new favorite, no doubt one of your best. very good job using editing to make the script shine.

  • @aname6104
    @aname6104 5 років тому +5

    Damn those were some good arguments against the 1-50 ranking system

  • @ali_moghimi
    @ali_moghimi 4 роки тому

    4:41 this bg music is so familiar and nostaligic, it's from a game or smth cant remember what it is , any help ?

  • @typhlo9797
    @typhlo9797 7 років тому +7

    to be honest, halo reach was great, though the original multiplayer maps sucked ass... except forge World whichisproboblythebestmapeverforareason. and the armor lock

  • @Valleyraven007
    @Valleyraven007 7 років тому +6

    I actually loved reach, one of my favorites

  • @austinherby9218
    @austinherby9218 7 років тому +2

    Halo 5: False Advertising
    Seriously, was the truth being hunted the revelation that the marketing did a poor job conveying what the games story would be?

  • @frankweienbach3651
    @frankweienbach3651 7 років тому +8

    The only thing i understood was that it takes place in space and the games are all shit

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 7 років тому

      Frank Weißenbach 😂

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому +2

      Frank Weißenbach halo is not shit. Nearly everything the guy said in the video is wrong

    • @frankweienbach3651
      @frankweienbach3651 7 років тому

      House Wolfheart Gaming probably
      since it is one of the most popular series of all times

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 7 років тому +2

      Nearly everything the guy said in the video was right. But he did say the first 3 were great.

    • @saiyangodmodark2551
      @saiyangodmodark2551 7 років тому

      Vociferous Enmity nope completely wrong

  • @jennymartin547
    @jennymartin547 2 роки тому +2

    It's weird when games are old enough to play themselves

  • @CrayPlaySwe
    @CrayPlaySwe 7 років тому +6

    I can't remember when I subbed or that I even was subbed. But I'm glad I am.

  • @kyleedwards4903
    @kyleedwards4903 3 роки тому +1

    That "Tigers" joke is delicious on all three levels

  • @realspartan5206
    @realspartan5206 3 роки тому +1

    Halo CE: played it 30 times
    Halo 2: played it on legendary solo twice,
    halo 3: played it 79 times:
    Odst: played it 26 times
    reach: played it 65 times
    halo 4: played it 43 times
    halo 5: played it 5 times and laughed how bad it was

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 6 років тому +9

    Master chief is still on the Forward Unto Dawn in my heart.

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle Рік тому +3

    Age of Empires 4 joke didn't age well.

  • @ethanpaisley7623
    @ethanpaisley7623 7 років тому

    what was the song at the beginning?

  • @turhanuner
    @turhanuner 7 років тому +2

    That the curse of monkey island musics man... nostalgia overdose

  • @Fabrezz123
    @Fabrezz123 7 років тому +4

    Dang it Killian! I wanted an Age of Empires 4!

  • @ellie8674
    @ellie8674 7 років тому +122

    I really do think none of the Halo games were bad. CE was great, 2 has the best multiplayer, and 3 has an outstanding campaign. 4 was definitely the weakest link, but it wasn't bad. The campaign was OK, so was the multiplayer. The only problem was that it's a mediocre game in an amazing series, Guardians is way better. They made the multiplayer fresh and new, and the campaign was pretty darn fun. But the 2 greatest in my opinion were Reach and ODST. They both had fantastic campaigns where each mission was incredible. To me there isn't a single point where either of those games aren't fun, plus Reach customs were fucking awesome

    • @motivatedharp0676
      @motivatedharp0676 7 років тому +2

      Kate Shaw Don't forget wars, it was an amazingly great transition into a whole new genre

    • @ellie8674
      @ellie8674 7 років тому +1

      MotivatedHarp06
      Hell yeah, Wars was amazing. A masterpiece that is FINALLY getting a sequel. I cared more about that than Halo 4 or 5

    • @DarklightCavecrew
      @DarklightCavecrew 7 років тому +12

      Kate Shaw to be honest, I liked halo 4 enough but I wanted it to be so much better. Then Halo 5 came out and killed the franchise for me, IMO the campaign was one of the worst in ANY game I've played let alone comparing to other halo games.

    • @Ruler41
      @Ruler41 7 років тому +1

      DarklightCavecrew
      I agree, the storytelling was just atrocious and I dislike how the multiplayer feels, especially with the pay to win gamemode

    • @Omega4Productions
      @Omega4Productions 7 років тому +1

      "the campaign was pretty darn fun."
      I can't...even...I don't know how to...that's just so...
      Stupid. Bloody stupid.

  • @destrauk7099
    @destrauk7099 7 років тому +1

    Hahahaha. Man kan höra så jävla hårt att du är svensk. Dialekten är så rolig att höra på yt. Dock det är inte ofta man hittar svenskar som gillar Halo. Fortsätt med videosen du har fått en ny sub!

  • @solarissamaris8971
    @solarissamaris8971 7 років тому

    What was the song at 6:46?

  • @GoodGarret777
    @GoodGarret777 7 років тому +27

    Still think Halo Wars 1 has the best plot out of any Halo.

    • @boldfacedbroom3374
      @boldfacedbroom3374 7 років тому +2

      It does but the voice actors weren't that great though and it didn't have the best strategy gameplay but it did for cnsoles if halo wars one was on PC it would be pretty shit.

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 7 років тому +1

      Boldfacedbroom3 Yeah, the game screams console game, porting to PC would be a disaster.

    • @callan229
      @callan229 7 років тому +4

      My halo wars strategy, play as Cutter, research ODSTs, spam, repeat till you reach max rank, laugh at the salty tears of people you beat.

    • @GoodGarret777
      @GoodGarret777 7 років тому

      Transforming Spy Ahh the noob strat.

    • @GoodGarret777
      @GoodGarret777 7 років тому

      Transforming Spy​ Jackals counter it far too easily.

  • @EdwardGordington
    @EdwardGordington 7 років тому +27

    just so you all know, halo 3 is on pc now with halo 4 graphics not even trolling google halo online its free and new and holy shit its amazing.

    • @austin31bennett
      @austin31bennett 7 років тому +1

      Steve irwin thanks m8

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 7 років тому +1

      I like how Avalanche is on it but is reskinned into a sand map for some reason

    • @GeekyGami
      @GeekyGami 7 років тому

      Yep, Eldewrito, look it up, support it, make Halo great again

    • @Frankthegb
      @Frankthegb 7 років тому

      Didn't that game end up getting nuked?

    • @boldfacedbroom3374
      @boldfacedbroom3374 7 років тому

      You have to download mods to get it to look like halo 3 armors or weapons.

  • @carjack9974
    @carjack9974 5 років тому +1

    Mental stability test - I have slot of those everyday with my therapist

  • @nygiantsfan6
    @nygiantsfan6 6 років тому +2

    I thought Halo Reach was a fantastic game, maybe my favorite in the series. Where I think it might fall short of Halo 3 is in some aspects of the multiplayer. Though Reach might have played extraordinarily well on its own, Halo 3's community produced so many insanely fun and creative custom maps and gametypes that I don't think will ever be matched.

  • @TehCheeezyPoofz
    @TehCheeezyPoofz 7 років тому +66

    TL;DR a guy with Idubbz's euro voice describes the entire halo franchise

  • @salvadorcarrillo1968
    @salvadorcarrillo1968 7 років тому +5

    I think Halo Reach was a good game!

  • @ZDogg55302
    @ZDogg55302 7 років тому +1

    "They wanted to see the tigers!"
    *Picture of leopard pops up*

  • @burningrabbit7278
    @burningrabbit7278 7 років тому

    Sent here from Legundo's This Week in Halo. I gotta say, watching this video reminded me a lot of Dunkey's Halo Recap videos. Great job!

    • @Eduardo-vd8fo
      @Eduardo-vd8fo 7 років тому

      BurningRabbit72 I WANT MY ICE CREEEEAAAAAMMMMM!!!

    • @burningrabbit7278
      @burningrabbit7278 7 років тому

      eduardo guevara Only a matter of time until he makes Halo 5: Recap Reimagined: The Reboot