Garbage Guide To Pokemon Fire Red

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  • @MarceloYuri
    @MarceloYuri 8 років тому +2273

    "Get stuck a lot because you don't know english yet."
    So fucking true.
    Killian is the hero that we don't need. Still a hero.

    • @ugregoard2024
      @ugregoard2024 7 років тому +44

      Marcelo Yuri more than 700 hours on the third city in pokemon pearl cuz of that... I sure was patient back then...

    • @DrDohpe
      @DrDohpe 7 років тому +13

      Knew English, but not Japanese, mained a Nidoking with Flamethrower and Earthquake (probably). I'm still not sure how I found the moonstone...

    • @viyum2279
      @viyum2279 7 років тому +27

      We are awesome! We finished the game without understanding any dialogue!

    • @mcawesome4150
      @mcawesome4150 7 років тому +13

      So true, I didn't know what "release" meant so I lost my cyndaquil

    • @alexdoll4258
      @alexdoll4258 7 років тому

      Marcelo Yuri 5 years and i dont even knowed how to save or what even was something like that (i had an nes and welp,you cannot save on it)
      But really i renember how i didnt know why i cannot use attacks (yes,i think i was blind cause i just should watch the pp...)

  • @L0wQual55
    @L0wQual55 7 років тому +1784

    "They said I used the Master Ball wrong so I'm getting rid of it."
    I'M DONE

  • @thisisEHAM
    @thisisEHAM 6 років тому +7236

    What kind of maniac selects their starter pokemon from above the table instead of the front

  • @RarefoilB
    @RarefoilB 7 років тому +1675

    9:37 - 9:45
    "You can't fail if you don't try." - Stephen Pastis

  • @mindavery
    @mindavery 6 років тому +1171

    "Beat the gym leaders
    Beat the pokemon league
    And get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
    In a nutshell

    • @Deisitio
      @Deisitio 4 роки тому +19

      so many memories of young none-bilingual me...

    • @Diegoku200
      @Diegoku200 4 роки тому +6

      So thats why i never beat a Pokémon game as a kid

  • @Ineedgames
    @Ineedgames 8 років тому +4608

    Throws away MasterBall.
    You sure do know how to annoy people.

    • @ashb712
      @ashb712 8 років тому +298

      Aya ya well he did release his lvl 100 starter by the end of the video. this guy is savage.

    • @Secundussy
      @Secundussy 7 років тому +78

      That triggers you more than the dome fossil?

    • @zevaronxz7288
      @zevaronxz7288 7 років тому +41

      Helix fossil is bad get a real fossil

    • @Secundussy
      @Secundussy 7 років тому +73

      Zevaron XZ HERETIC!

    • @Easy420skate
      @Easy420skate 7 років тому +72

      yeah, like how he encountered a starter pokemon on route 1, which is super rare and he runs away from it.

  • @CrapeCraft
    @CrapeCraft 8 років тому +446

    "It's not child labor 'cause I'm not paying you"

    • @Clarimort
      @Clarimort 7 років тому +1

      I don't really get it though...? Is he from somewhere where you only could play Pokémon in English or does he mean it like he was too young to understand everything?

    • @Draktand01
      @Draktand01 6 років тому +2

      He meant that he didn’t speak English at that age since he’s Swedish, and Pokémon doesn’t have a Swedish language version.

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 5 років тому

      Ok

  • @orsonzedd
    @orsonzedd 6 років тому +3391

    "Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"

    • @flamingoman6812
      @flamingoman6812 5 років тому +158

      Literally me 6 years ago

    • @davevs6574
      @davevs6574 5 років тому +204

      That was me. Fucking mexiconian

    • @Njitsgamez
      @Njitsgamez 5 років тому +18

      Conspiracy theories with tea lol that’s exactly me... ik snap je

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 5 років тому +12

      Same

    • @nyetii
      @nyetii 5 років тому +60

      That was me. Fucking Brazilean

  • @mrgameboy5727
    @mrgameboy5727 5 років тому +1399

    "he hangs around kids and is interested in pokemon intercourse."
    great way to describe brock btw

    • @cole_man.exe_2002
      @cole_man.exe_2002 5 років тому +26

      Mr GameBoy
      Interesting fella.

    • @dwyaneingente2899
      @dwyaneingente2899 4 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 4 роки тому +4

      Isnt he a kid too in the anime?

    • @theseamoon2180
      @theseamoon2180 4 роки тому +7

      @@helmutstein1178 yes and no, he is a teen in the anime if I remember correctly

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 4 роки тому +11

      @@helmutstein1178
      Yeah he's 14.
      Which makes sense, considering you look at a 10 year old (a fifth-grader) and 14 year old (8th to 9th grade) and yeah, there is a height difference.

  • @jt0n
    @jt0n 6 років тому +2176

    *i didn't beat the gym, but on a charred corpse i found a badge*

  • @ErinTurco21
    @ErinTurco21 7 років тому +277

    "Remember it's not child labour, because I'm not paying you"
    Is my new favourite quote

  • @thesuperfluousman816
    @thesuperfluousman816 8 років тому +768

    "Mate, I destroyed your entire criminal empire because they were in my vicinity. Do you really want to battle me?"
    hahahahaha

    • @heyimethan2824
      @heyimethan2824 6 років тому +2

      TheSuperfluousMan I was just browsing the comments and as I came upon this one that part was on at the same time so I read this as he said it lmao

  • @luisd.mancilla8169
    @luisd.mancilla8169 7 років тому +2340

    Mexican here. Can confirm we speak Mexiconian

  • @arls-xv6gm
    @arls-xv6gm 4 роки тому +843

    "Bill, it's obviously a fursuit. No reason to lie mate be yourself."
    Probably the most positive thing in the video.

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao 4 роки тому

      @J.M lol

    • @TheArcSet
      @TheArcSet 4 роки тому +7

      Along with *"The War"* that was probably one of the most WTF moments of the original games:
      PCs and pokeballs canonically _can_ work on humans and once a lifeform is stored as data, it can be freely edited.

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao 4 роки тому

      @@TheArcSet but what does....

    • @bigbenhgy
      @bigbenhgy 3 роки тому +8

      Bill claims that he invented teleportation and that's how he became a clefairy.
      But even after 25 years there is no teleportation like that in the game.
      hmm

    • @boombooomz
      @boombooomz 3 роки тому +1

      "PIKA PIKA MOTHERFU***"
      Lol

  • @Aeihd
    @Aeihd 5 років тому +533

    "Charmander evolves into some dragon type" you mad man lol

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 роки тому +14

      Digivolves*

    • @Sekkiryuutei
      @Sekkiryuutei 4 роки тому +14

      Rip dragon Pokemon that don't have dragon type

    • @cloutan2746
      @cloutan2746 4 роки тому +3

      Hence, the title

    • @denji3397
      @denji3397 4 роки тому +4

      Mega ampharos and mega eggxecutor are dragons

    • @Sekkiryuutei
      @Sekkiryuutei 4 роки тому +3

      @@denji3397 oof all that's left is that they make rayquaiza a bug type
      Also that's news to me about manpharos

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 8 років тому +3861

    a pile of fires

    • @melvint-p9500
      @melvint-p9500 7 років тому +24

      ComradeWarbear Killian 2017

    • @calvinjluther
      @calvinjluther 7 років тому +97

      ComradeWarbear Tell you what, it would kick a pile of leaves's ass.

    • @MxAriDuck
      @MxAriDuck 7 років тому +14

      nothing to see here, just another shit comment

    • @dr.dirtydan497
      @dr.dirtydan497 6 років тому +8

      Shitpost at its finest

    • @endeavorrattata7839
      @endeavorrattata7839 6 років тому +26

      A pile of waters.

  • @basiqaesthetic3355
    @basiqaesthetic3355 7 років тому +968

    "Remember, in the Pokemon Universe, the drinking age is 9 and they have infants in the military."

    • @moppsis1897
      @moppsis1897 6 років тому +4

      👌

    • @charlesbrownjr5618
      @charlesbrownjr5618 6 років тому +29

      Those infants must be heavily skilled little cup trainers

    • @muantea2694
      @muantea2694 6 років тому +2

      Hahahahahaa dunno how i never got his vuds recommended before

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 років тому +23

      Remember, on other planets, it's illegal to lick doorknobs...

    • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
      @MicrowavedAlastair5390 6 років тому +6

      @@theonlyshinyumbreon I really wanted to like your comment, but I've tried three times and UA-cam has decided all three times that I want to reply to you. BTW awesome choice of shiny Pokemon.

  • @nelzwillz1533
    @nelzwillz1533 8 років тому +1869

    "The first ball conta-it's empty."

    • @grenji4345
      @grenji4345 7 років тому +94

      NelzWillz and that's the killian expereince

    • @fnhvr
      @fnhvr 7 років тому +17

      GreninjaGaming 0405 Seinfeld theme

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 7 років тому +17

      How did it pop up in the wild though... did he hack the game just to include that scene?

    • @grenji4345
      @grenji4345 7 років тому +46

      Marik Zilberman yes he used game shark

    • @simonbofinger5985
      @simonbofinger5985 7 років тому +5

      "Mexicanian"

  • @guesstimation
    @guesstimation 7 років тому +1266

    "I think the security system would be better if I didn't have a bird's eye view." You're so funny and so correct at the same time :p

    • @Gamesfan34260
      @Gamesfan34260 6 років тому

      @Toori Baba W....t.....f....?

    • @neobro234
      @neobro234 6 років тому

      Toori Baba yet you didn’t subscribe

    • @Idk-zf5xy
      @Idk-zf5xy 5 років тому

      I am a little

    • @TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS
      @TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS 5 років тому

      @Radosław Bulanda I wish I remember.
      Judging by my reaction though it must've been pretty out there.
      I'm going with some sort of threat.

  • @Glyvenator
    @Glyvenator 6 років тому +734

    "As you can see the tunnel is very dark. I could light it up, but thats cheating. "
    "20 years later we arrive in Lavender Town..."
    XD

    • @mononokehime3182
      @mononokehime3182 5 років тому +19

      I never used flash because it's gay.

    • @sneekymatt6352
      @sneekymatt6352 5 років тому +27

      it was hours

    • @dramakaas4206
      @dramakaas4206 5 років тому +2

      @@sneekymatt6352 thats exactly why i came to react

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому

      Does that mean, after that, The Bad is 31 yet looks _exactly the same?_

    • @jacobg6628
      @jacobg6628 4 роки тому +3

      my dumbass 10 year old self not knowing Flash even existed back in 1996 on the original. Had myself a Blastoise by the time I got out of there.

  • @Gatinois
    @Gatinois 7 років тому +802

    '' Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet '' .
    As a French Canadian, I can totally agree with that.

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 6 років тому +48

      A French Canadian I can speak your language
      baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette baguette baguette maple syrup maple syrup maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup maple syrup maple syrup maple syrup baguette baguette baguette baguette maple syrup maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette maple syrup baguette SORRY BAGUETTE

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 6 років тому +29

      WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOOT, MY MOTHER!

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 6 років тому +18

      @@owenchafer1083 o sorry I meant baguette not baguette

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 6 років тому +20

      Ah ok.Thanks for clarifying for me and my lumberjack friends.

    • @ilfurlano1228
      @ilfurlano1228 6 років тому +3

      At least your country has english as an official language! hahahaha!

  • @rampage14x13
    @rampage14x13 8 років тому +1351

    This was my first Pokémon game lmao I remember at the end I had a lvl 100 Charizard with Cut lol

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 8 років тому +94

      rampage14x13 High level strategy

    • @vaderglenn
      @vaderglenn 8 років тому +34

      smogon was then created >.>

    • @notagenwunner9299
      @notagenwunner9299 8 років тому +46

      New meta

    • @nukinwalruses5508
      @nukinwalruses5508 8 років тому +8

      I had a level 100 Venusaur ;) with my 100 crobat

    • @BeastBoom24
      @BeastBoom24 8 років тому

      rampage14x13 same with my Blastoise but it knew surf 3 water moves

  • @donutmaster7820
    @donutmaster7820 6 років тому +2660

    Pikachu is called blondie. Hitler’s dog was called blondie.
    Cool.

  • @completelyoriginalname2701
    @completelyoriginalname2701 5 років тому +185

    Complains about the TV in the middle of the room, picks starter from the top.

  • @GhostSanctuary7
    @GhostSanctuary7 5 років тому +316

    "Pika Pika Mothafucka, hire a better agent!"
    *Immediately subscribes*

  • @Klaymor6405
    @Klaymor6405 8 років тому +275

    11:16 Just when you think this video can't get any funnier......
    "Hey Digimon, Hey Digimon!"

  • @hyper_5pace902
    @hyper_5pace902 7 років тому +1934

    Children in Africa could have eaten that master ball

  • @zekeram129
    @zekeram129 4 роки тому +67

    The joke about Meowth's language would've been funny enough if you just said "mexican", but you went above and beyond and it made it ten times better

  • @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
    @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 5 років тому +79

    Kilian: what kind of lunatic puts their TV in the middle of their room?
    Me: what kind of lunatic chooses their Pokémon from the top end of Oak’s table?!

  • @Racinq
    @Racinq 6 років тому +118

    3:57 *"Don't lie, it's a fursuit. Just be yourself man"*
    he gets it

  • @thatrandomgenji6758
    @thatrandomgenji6758 7 років тому +202

    Also, each first letter of the 3 legendary pokemon are in what could be considered unique positions. Articuno starts with the first letter. Moltres starts with the 13th letter which is halfway between 1-26. And Zapdos begins with the last letter of the alphabet

    • @earltan7067
      @earltan7067 6 років тому +5

      Also you catch them in order without knowing it

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 6 років тому +14

      @@earltan7067 Who said that, I totally forgot about the electric plant and caught Zapdos last lol

    • @megamudkip5913
      @megamudkip5913 6 років тому +1

      I like Moltres the best,he's the only one that I could actually catch

  • @silverzdk
    @silverzdk 8 років тому +687

    Ahh man the not understanding english yet, hit home

    • @Max-uu6rv
      @Max-uu6rv 6 років тому +2

      Peter Klint well im spanish and I understand it hhhhahah

    • @longlostwraith5106
      @longlostwraith5106 6 років тому +4

      I first played pokemon yellow when I was 10 years old, knowing fuck all english... It was an experience. I think my sister still hates me for asking her to translate for me all the flipping time...

    • @kaarlomakkarakasa440
      @kaarlomakkarakasa440 6 років тому +5

      I knew some english as a kid, but not enough to really understand. I was so confused when teaching. moves and the game said "Give up learning whatever?", because I took it very literally. Like, why am I giving this move up somewhere? Where am I giving it???

  • @Alycornz
    @Alycornz 6 років тому +238

    "The first ball contains... It's empty."
    *Bulbasaur lovers smack rulers in the distance*

  • @sadfacekira
    @sadfacekira 7 років тому +279

    4:45
    "After being nice to him..."
    Textbox: Rub-rub
    wAIT A MINUTE

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 4 роки тому +69

    "Then I remembered an even more main character. Pika pika motherfucker, hire a better agent"
    That joke gets me every time

  • @AndreiAldea
    @AndreiAldea 8 років тому +208

    I cracked up at the "because you don't speak English yet" , too relateble :D

    • @rpg_neko1815
      @rpg_neko1815 6 років тому +2

      Flaming Pikachu123 Dude, don’t be “that” person. It’s ugly.

    • @grayfullbuster2602
      @grayfullbuster2602 6 років тому

      @ZoNaGi If we're playing that game, then you don't either. It's 'English' with a capital E, and what is relatable about your sentence? You need to add in quotation marks around the word 'relatable' for it to make grammatical sense, you know.
      or you could just not be a dick? ;P

  • @tobiasmalmgaard3528
    @tobiasmalmgaard3528 7 років тому +98

    "Oh, I forgot. The main weakness of fire is even more fire." - Everyone during their first playthrough

  • @paulo25740
    @paulo25740 8 років тому +866

    this video made me remember why I subscribed in the first place

    • @SETHthegodofchaos
      @SETHthegodofchaos 8 років тому +13

      to watch videos?

    • @paulo25740
      @paulo25740 8 років тому

      Seth I have so many subscriptions I forget what smaler channels do in terms of content, afte I watched this video, I remembered the type of videos he makes!

    • @charcharvx9454
      @charcharvx9454 8 років тому +9

      lets go gambling

    • @purnya2
      @purnya2 7 років тому +6

      yo sup doge

  • @OrchidAlloy
    @OrchidAlloy 6 років тому +143

    "Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
    This guy knows what's up lol
    Native english speakers will never understand

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 5 років тому +4

      That's why a lot of classic JRPGs only popular in English speaking countries.

    • @maguirebentz797
      @maguirebentz797 5 років тому +7

      OrchidAlloy bro yes we do, I played my first game at age 6, I couldn’t read yet lol

    • @Tank-lc4nw
      @Tank-lc4nw 5 років тому +6

      What if you were so young Pokemon taught you English

  • @charlesbrownjr5618
    @charlesbrownjr5618 6 років тому +631

    Because I am rich I can give u anything
    *I want fifty million Pokemon money*

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 5 років тому +36

      He gives me a Master Ball, the cheap bastard

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 4 роки тому +1

      That's nothing. What you really want is enough money to buy a bicycle

  • @dingdingdingding5544
    @dingdingdingding5544 8 років тому +243

    No joke Iceland is developing polar bear super soldiers. I read it on Facebook so it has to be true.

    • @yuukiterumi8186
      @yuukiterumi8186 7 років тому +4

      .....someone leaked, alert the forces all 20 men on position

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 7 років тому +4

      Well... remeber the cod wars (or how to gain territory without going to war directly)

    • @anikosin2864
      @anikosin2864 7 років тому +2

      YouCan'tHateMeMoreThaniHateMyself bet i could

  • @jamontoast
    @jamontoast 8 років тому +902

    MOltres ZApdos aRTicuno
    IS MOZART STILL ALIVE?

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 7 років тому +70

      That's retarded. Why would they hide evidence of Mozart being alive in a Pokemon game? Besides, Mozart would be over 200 years old; there's no way I could still be alive.

    • @viperdyne
      @viperdyne 7 років тому +77

      Mister Bad Guy, maybe you need to eat more tinderboxes.

    • @hotlinesanzensekai7084
      @hotlinesanzensekai7084 7 років тому +40

      Mister Bad Guy Hello, Mr. Mozart.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 7 років тому +20

      I'm not Mozart you fucking idiots. It's been hundreds of years, how could I live that long?

    • @AgitatedDog
      @AgitatedDog 7 років тому +18

      I thought you were decomposing Mozart. Apparently not.

  • @TrolzGaminggg
    @TrolzGaminggg 8 років тому +121

    "get stuck because you don't speak english yet" so accurate

  • @marskiih
    @marskiih 6 років тому +66

    "... Because you dont know english yet" I know the feeling. And also that cruise thing is very relatable

  • @nobody5287
    @nobody5287 5 років тому +102

    Dude, you don't throw the Master Ball away, you have to trade it for coins to gamble with!

  • @SapphireCrook
    @SapphireCrook 8 років тому +512

    2:20
    Finally someone who shares my youth.

    • @rereman7689
      @rereman7689 7 років тому

      Sapphire Crook I

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 6 років тому

      Dude I spoke English and got stuck all the time

    • @dr.dirtydan497
      @dr.dirtydan497 6 років тому +10

      Ya mean 2:17

    • @dr.dirtydan497
      @dr.dirtydan497 6 років тому

      8

    • @Nikarus2370
      @Nikarus2370 6 років тому +2

      While not precisely like my childhood. My cousin while visiting Japan with the military got me a copy of Pokemon Silver about a half year before it came out in the West.

  • @lboijens2173
    @lboijens2173 8 років тому +292

    hand reveal. I was not disappointed

  • @allenajith2585
    @allenajith2585 7 років тому +461

    "Mexiconian"

  • @deidara7188
    @deidara7188 5 років тому +50

    "A Pile A Fires"
    -Kilian Experience 2016

  • @theapprovr
    @theapprovr 6 років тому +263

    You wasted a Master Ball. How are you supposed to catch some strong brids now? What about the Mewtwo Bird?

    • @vivimannequin
      @vivimannequin 6 років тому +5

      Or the roaming Pokémon

    • @theapprovr
      @theapprovr 6 років тому +6

      @@vivimannequin Exactly, dog and cat birds!

    • @Toru_01
      @Toru_01 5 років тому +4

      I caught those idiots just with a standard Pokéball and soft resetting a few times. No need to use those Ultra Balls.

    • @galaxypl7756
      @galaxypl7756 5 років тому +5

      You forgott about a Bird Bird bird.

    • @tbana2396
      @tbana2396 5 років тому +2

      @@galaxypl7756 Bird bird bird. B-bird´s the word.

  • @TehF0cus
    @TehF0cus 8 років тому +375

    And you upload this on christmas eve, great

    • @Feartheviper
      @Feartheviper 8 років тому +8

      christmas for me

    • @dibuk123
      @dibuk123 8 років тому +18

      JUL YOU HEATHENS

    • @huskypro1
      @huskypro1 7 років тому

      +Feartheviper Christmas eve is still christmas

    • @bobsponge6062
      @bobsponge6062 7 років тому

      I thought this was a new video, so when I saw this I just thought "It's November?"

  • @CrimsonSpikeFlash
    @CrimsonSpikeFlash 8 років тому +88

    "the first ball contains... uhh.. is empty" :'D poor lettuce

  • @michaelmccreet
    @michaelmccreet 8 років тому +85

    I saw that Silver Play Button at 0:22 Kilian.

  • @alexshi2357
    @alexshi2357 6 років тому +132

    1:43 that’s the Exurb1a logo!

  • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
    @Godzillafan-tv1ks 5 років тому +25

    3:58 my god his humor is the greatest

  • @nicksteeves601
    @nicksteeves601 8 років тому +26

    "so while I'm in there let's talk about how amazing digimon is." Subscription paying off right there.

  • @jmiquelmb
    @jmiquelmb 8 років тому +786

    Huh, it's fun, because as an Spaniard, I knew about articUNO, zapDOS and molTRES, but never realised it's not obvious to non Spanish speakers until now. The same had happened to me with Kinder Bueno

    • @eiknaurjensen7927
      @eiknaurjensen7927 8 років тому +49

      Wait what? I thought every single human on the planet knew that? I sure did (and I'm not spanish).

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 8 років тому +26

      Eik Naur Jensen Uno, dos, tres, catorceeeeeee!!!!
      (Hello, hellooo...)

    • @alexisauld7781
      @alexisauld7781 8 років тому +77

      People also forget about DEINo, ZWEIlous and HyDREIgon. x3

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 8 років тому +1

      +jmiquelmb Hola!

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 8 років тому +15

      I think Spain is under-represented on lists of cool countries.

  • @jelloxx
    @jelloxx 8 років тому +195

    I can relate to "get stuck alot because you dont speak english yet"

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 7 років тому +6

      Yeah... I first played fire red before I learned english AND it was only a partly translated version.

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 7 років тому +5

      I am a native English speaker, but I played Pokemon Red before I knew how to read lol.

    • @vemerl
      @vemerl 7 років тому

      Played Pokemon XD before I learned english and I dont know how I beat it

  • @ender7278
    @ender7278 4 роки тому +13

    "Welcome to Lavender Town, a town famous for not having any Lavender."
    Immediately cuts to an interior that's all lavender.

  • @sen-ni6kz
    @sen-ni6kz 5 років тому +15

    Killian: People say that if i catch a legendary pokemon i get to become a champion, but when i threw a mountain gorilla in my trunk i got arrested
    Me: *Dies of laughter*

  • @davidfisher8816
    @davidfisher8816 8 років тому +31

    It's called a mental health type gym, Killian!

  • @boilingfire
    @boilingfire 6 років тому +50

    "Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
    I couldn't even finish my first game because of that..

  • @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501
    @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501 8 років тому +44

    1:43 with the exurb1a reference
    nice

  • @solreginleif
    @solreginleif 5 років тому +53

    2:54 we dont speak mexiconian in mexico, we actually speak mexicanese

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN 4 роки тому +1

      I kinda like the sound of mexiconian better.

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao 4 роки тому

      Nah, we speak tltl

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 3 роки тому

      Isnt it mexicish?

  • @pkwasd3k_237
    @pkwasd3k_237 5 років тому +19

    In the Pokemon world, the drinking age is 9, and they have infants in the millitary

  • @agentdelta569
    @agentdelta569 7 років тому +29

    "remember its not child labour because im not paying you"

  • @kilianrankin2910
    @kilianrankin2910 8 років тому +91

    Merry Christmas Kilian

  • @Mruck_Trop
    @Mruck_Trop 8 років тому +339

    Am I the only one who absolutely love Bulbasaur ?
    I can even imitate him...
    Bulbaa..bulbba...bulbaszaaur.

    • @bulbasaur5534
      @bulbasaur5534 8 років тому +12

      Shubhendu Singh bulbasaur is my all time favorite Pokemon I have beaten every game with him, not with a ivysaur or venusaur but using a good old fashion BULBASAUR!!

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 8 років тому +6

      most gen one pokemon are bad anyways but despite that bulba is always my favorite starter

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 8 років тому +1

      Yes. Yes you are.

    • @trceb
      @trceb 8 років тому +1

      Shubhendu Singh I'm not sure if their rarity had anything to do with it, but the three starter Pokémon were my favorite.

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 8 років тому +2

      its not a frog, its a horned toad, which is a lizard that looks kinda like a frog

  • @username.subject.to.change
    @username.subject.to.change 4 роки тому +12

    “Like challenging a stingray to swimming instead of chess!!”

  • @GG-bs6ge
    @GG-bs6ge 6 років тому +21

    "I feel like mass extinction is a much bigger threat than Cruella DeVille"

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 8 років тому +21

    10:30
    ''Or you can use your pokemon to reclaim the holy land''
    I don't remember that being in the game...

    • @avd7288
      @avd7288 8 років тому +4

      Dirty thoughts are bad That didn't make it into the western release.

    • @soviet_tank_lover
      @soviet_tank_lover 8 років тому +11

      Tony Savage Well that's a shame I would have loved to go crusading.

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 8 років тому +321

    How and why does any human being hate Bulbasaur?

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 8 років тому +39

      He's a red panda.

    • @yahoruz
      @yahoruz 8 років тому +14

      i love this dude idk why people dont its the best pokemen ever

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 8 років тому +5

      boi awy he's a cigarette?

    • @sword6381
      @sword6381 7 років тому +1

      what is that?

    • @shironasama0445
      @shironasama0445 7 років тому +17

      Suhkma Dheek Bulbasaur>Other two

  • @Pecogo1
    @Pecogo1 8 років тому +231

    Mexiconian.
    Best laungage.

  • @bigninjajim98
    @bigninjajim98 4 роки тому +9

    Pretty sure I physically flinched when you tossed the master ball

  • @gailcottrell2642
    @gailcottrell2642 5 років тому +8

    "Either challenge de pokémon league or reclaim de holy land with my pokémon. I chose pokémon league cuz it was closer"
    Liked

  • @DaDaPieGaming
    @DaDaPieGaming 8 років тому +71

    Yeah, I agree, Shrek Racing is a great game.

  • @TStreamAlex
    @TStreamAlex 8 років тому +19

    A "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" reference in a video about Pokemon, Kilian you are fucking superb.

  • @stormsplycce722
    @stormsplycce722 8 років тому +122

    De sveddish aksent is stark wid dis juan

    • @gabishgab9150
      @gabishgab9150 6 років тому +1

      Stormsplycce I’m swedish now here is the same but Swedish: jag är svensk

    • @gaming3871
      @gaming3871 6 років тому

      ɠąცཞıɛƖ ῳıɖɛɠཞɛŋ jag är ochso svensk

  • @benjaminrosenbohm8910
    @benjaminrosenbohm8910 6 років тому +9

    4:46
    So you find a sea sick captain, and after the game displays the words "rub rub" out of context, u say u were "nice" to him...
    HmMMmMMMM

  • @shawn_crabtree
    @shawn_crabtree 6 років тому +91

    This is a true trash guide
    He didn’t get the bulbasaur at the start or later.

  • @Aeradom2000
    @Aeradom2000 8 років тому +311

    Now I want to go back and watch Digimon.

    • @trceb
      @trceb 8 років тому +10

      Damian nominated best comment 2016.

    • @TheRhythym
      @TheRhythym 8 років тому +1

      I love this series.

    • @Catumbo
      @Catumbo 8 років тому +6

      From Adventure to Xross 2 or go home.

    • @roban2799
      @roban2799 7 років тому +1

      Damian Same XD

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 7 років тому +1

      Damian try digimon adventure tri

  • @Sayobaka
    @Sayobaka 8 років тому +112

    0:21 Face reveal? Also, nice you got the button!

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 8 років тому

      Spookydacol face reveal?

    • @Sayobaka
      @Sayobaka 8 років тому +6

      Stevio Gaming You can kinda see he's face from he's playbutton.

    • @hexazalea
      @hexazalea 8 років тому +24

      WHAT HES NOT A RED PANDA?!?! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

    • @geronimohayauxdutilly2136
      @geronimohayauxdutilly2136 8 років тому +14

      That's one of his servants

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 8 років тому

      All I can tell is that he's white.

  • @mntyki6941
    @mntyki6941 8 років тому +81

    This guy is funny as hell😂 earned a subscriber

  • @Hatrik66
    @Hatrik66 7 років тому +6

    "They got mad at me for using the master ball incorrectly, so this time I'm just going to throw it out" hahahaha

  • @Spika94
    @Spika94 5 років тому +3

    Not gonna lie, I really want to watch Digimon again now. The music you played with it just takes me back. Real epic stuff.
    Edit: didn't expect Digimon twice. I meant the first one.

  • @darkfoxbill9657
    @darkfoxbill9657 8 років тому +48

    Mexiconian.... I subbed.

  • @dukes1993724
    @dukes1993724 8 років тому +26

    Shoutout to the creepy old guy perving on the girls outside the Celedon gym

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 7 років тому +1

      *His name is Muten Roshi*

  • @wilhelmsarosen4735
    @wilhelmsarosen4735 8 років тому +99

    How dare you betray Lord Helix?

  • @mjm3091
    @mjm3091 5 років тому +11

    4:00 I always Bill was a fairy - just look at his hair. Plus he gets tickets on special ship cruises... Just saying.
    10:05 Real gym was next to the mental institution - it actually has fighting types.

  • @unrevoked7137
    @unrevoked7137 5 років тому +9

    Me: Is Digimon a rip-off or an inspiration?
    Killian: ITS A MASTERPIECE.

    • @JamesonMcLeod
      @JamesonMcLeod 4 роки тому

      It was inspired by a type of tamamgotchi so neither

  • @pvzfan4208
    @pvzfan4208 7 років тому +7

    “I dont wanna use it wrong again”
    *throws away masterball*
    Me: HEY! Thats my doing okay? *also throws masterball*

  • @BubuGamage
    @BubuGamage 8 років тому +17

    Christmas came early boys. A few hours early.

  • @tajemniczynieznajomy8829
    @tajemniczynieznajomy8829 5 років тому +9

    0:28 I'm always dying when I'm hearing that xD

  • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
    @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 роки тому +2

    "mate, i completely destroyed your entire criminal empire, because they were in my vicinity."
    holy shit dude

  • @xannymanny9754
    @xannymanny9754 Рік тому +3

    This video is why my bulbasaur is always named Tuco

  • @clochard4074
    @clochard4074 8 років тому +447

    10:28 DEUS VULT

  • @Rebumai
    @Rebumai 8 років тому +373

    lol mexiconian

    • @Androo1
      @Androo1 7 років тому +2

      Lol so racist

    • @Androo1
      @Androo1 7 років тому +2

      He's Russian

    • @ch-bf6dw
      @ch-bf6dw 7 років тому +3

      Oh god no

    • @adamklevvall6180
      @adamklevvall6180 7 років тому +2

      Tuneless Andrew He is Swedish

    • @miguelalejandrogasca78
      @miguelalejandrogasca78 7 років тому +9

      Tuneless Andrew im from mexico and i thought it was really funny 😂😂

  • @WILDDITTO
    @WILDDITTO 8 років тому +60

    you aren't supposed to toss the master ball, It's supposed to be used on the elite 4

    • @armandomanuli3604
      @armandomanuli3604 7 років тому +2

      WILDDITTO Ya that was so obvious, what an idiot

    • @ellie5421
      @ellie5421 7 років тому

      Have you watched this channel it's
      Not serious you idiot

    • @magikman481
      @magikman481 7 років тому +1

      But what if react zar was joking?
      then again what if you were joking?
      what if im joking?

    • @blastvee7424
      @blastvee7424 7 років тому +1

      Magik man stop it man, you are making me question reality. And I am so scared

    • @anikosin2864
      @anikosin2864 7 років тому

      Blastvee but that makes me scared and than i question if urs is a joke. Than i question if mine is a joke. Than i remember my life is a joke

  • @greyisanicecolour4268
    @greyisanicecolour4268 7 років тому +203

    1:33 Reported and flagged this video for being rascist to plant types.

    • @abcdef-ms9mb
      @abcdef-ms9mb 6 років тому +24

      I disagree. It only shows Kilian strongly dislikes Bulbasaur, which is confirmed to be natural human behaviour.

    • @lovaniaakasanssgengar548
      @lovaniaakasanssgengar548 6 років тому +27

      I like Bulbasaur. Charmander is actually my least favorite Kantonian Starter.

    • @crunchy3306
      @crunchy3306 6 років тому +11

      Do u know bulbasaur is actually the strongest starter? Plus, it aces the first 2 gyms in the first games, where as u just HARDCORE struggle if u picked charmander and squirtle beats one, then sucks at the next 2.

    • @berry3099
      @berry3099 6 років тому +5

      bulbasaur is my favourite starter for all generations. it's #1 in the game and in my heart

    • @aak8297
      @aak8297 6 років тому

      @@crunchy3306 didn't strugle at all with charmander

  • @DT-hr5wn
    @DT-hr5wn 4 роки тому +1

    Your an absolute genius, so funny. Best Pokemon vids on the planet.