Garbage Retrospective To The Assassin's Creed Series

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2018
  • The Assassin's creed franchise is a series I like. But the story is confusing. But I am going to make it more confusing. I like the story and the stealth game play but it needs more sneaking boats. Boat sneaking should be the focus right now.
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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  5 років тому +2401

    I tried to make the videos as unbiased against Assassins and Templars as possible
    If you feel like I failed in my mission to be unbiased complain here www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
    Now I am going to make tacos from minced moose meat. That is actually not a joke.

    • @jayman4432
      @jayman4432 5 років тому +20

      i love you

    • @anunc
      @anunc 5 років тому +6

      Kilian Experience hi

    • @anunc
      @anunc 5 років тому +8

      Kilian Experience you are a funny red panda

    • @user-yq9ed5ts9b
      @user-yq9ed5ts9b 5 років тому +5

      Hi

    • @ryankujawa7062
      @ryankujawa7062 5 років тому +18

      I feel almost as though you are pushing a pro templar ideal, GET REKT EPIC STYLE LIBTARD

  • @nexus1418
    @nexus1418 5 років тому +4163

    "Aaaah... Sacré bleu, innit..."
    I'm fucking dead.

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 5 років тому +94

      That was the fucking best part, omg xD

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому +3

      Carlos Porto when was that?

    • @roger5555ful
      @roger5555ful 5 років тому +59

      10:13

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому +4

      Kurt 104 thanks👍

    • @aperry8810
      @aperry8810 5 років тому +12

      Juh mappel Napoleon

  • @oldbees648
    @oldbees648 5 років тому +2620

    “How long until that French game is released?”
    “I don’t know a year and a half?”
    “Okay *release it tomorrow* “

    • @chankahms6271
      @chankahms6271 4 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @khursaadt
      @khursaadt 4 роки тому +5

      @@chankahms6271 Legend

    • @magnasupreme
      @magnasupreme 4 роки тому +17

      Jake Oo. They should of made rogue longer and the released unity after a further year of development and learning how to program for the now current gen

    • @srai5333
      @srai5333 4 роки тому +5

      i like to imagine thats what happened

    • @Nate1656
      @Nate1656 4 роки тому +2

      Not gonna lie, I immediately looked for this comment. Funniest line in the video lol.

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 5 років тому +2203

    "The game starts with him hanging out with his assassin friends. And as you would expect"
    "Portugal explodes"

    • @nobodyjusnobody1554
      @nobodyjusnobody1554 4 роки тому +46

      You know the usual

    • @roxel7522
      @roxel7522 4 роки тому +82

      Im from Portugal and I can confirm

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 роки тому +17

      Actually it's more accurate to say it imploded

    • @thehamster0520
      @thehamster0520 4 роки тому +8

      The way he casually says it just gets me every time

    • @jimmydcriket4086
      @jimmydcriket4086 4 роки тому +11

      I have been laughing at "Portugal explodes" for 5 minutes

  • @alexworman
    @alexworman 4 роки тому +575

    "I dont even remember what happens, I just remember sailing around having fun."
    What a perfect way to describe Black Flag

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 роки тому +29

      Turning on cheats so you can have epic battles in thunderstorms with massive waves was pretty fun yes

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 3 роки тому +14

      @@wellshit9489 I remember when I was playing Black Flag I was taking over a fort (as you do) but the entire time a massive storm with huge waves was there. It was cool as fuck and fun as fuck just bombarding a fort while trying not to die to the storm.
      Another time I had just attempted to fight one of the legendary ships (I think it was the one on the bottom right, the HMS Prince or something), but being a Ubisoft game the game bugged and the music and weather kept playing even though I had lost the battle. After that I swiftly went to the nearest Man O' Wars and started a fight between like 4 of them at once. Again, fun as fuck to board a Man O' War with that music playing while like 3 others are also hull to hull.
      I still haven't beaten the fast legendary ship in the top left though, that shit is difficult af.
      Other non-ship things were cool too (even though the ships stole the show); I actually kinda liked the jungle bits - it felt cool to just run around in a dense jungle doing shit. And the bit at the West coast of Africa was pretty neat too.
      Overall, Black Flag is a thoroughly fun game (even if the missions are quite repetitive and tedious) that definitely deserves a remake.

    • @sanjaynagarimadugu6108
      @sanjaynagarimadugu6108 3 роки тому +1

      I spent so many hours listening to them sing , exploring new islands and more. It truly was the first strand type game

  • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
    @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 років тому +2449

    Let's make a Pirate game and put some sneaky in it
    - Ubisoft Montreal

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 років тому +143

      xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx accidentally made the best AC game in the series

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 років тому +20

      @@TheB0sss I like it, but I actually like Rogue a bit better, maybe just because of its scenery and less dickish character.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 років тому +73

      Black Flag: Great game, terrible AC.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 років тому +17

      Boat stealth sections

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 роки тому +5

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser kind of agree, i did love the stealth in that game tho

  • @MetalGearAusInd
    @MetalGearAusInd 5 років тому +1902

    "He's in love with a girl, but shes a Templar and he's a DAIRY PRODUCT"
    10/10 would Kilian again

    • @4vro
      @4vro 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like a line from Rick and morty S2E8 or S3E4

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 4 роки тому +7

      when i read this, "Fell in love with a girl" plays on repeat

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 4 роки тому +9

      "He can't decline cause cheese doesn't have opinions."

  • @kutlumzrak2689
    @kutlumzrak2689 5 років тому +1341

    "New exotic game location."
    "Massachusets."
    I lost it there :D:D:D:D:D

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 роки тому +25

      Kutlu Mızrak hey if the average person can’t spell the name of the place, its exotic

    • @khursaadt
      @khursaadt 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrCurbinator trololol

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 4 роки тому

      @@MrCurbinator I mean it is american so should anyone really care?

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 роки тому +1

      AgroBabb Yellowstone edge lord. Bon voyage

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 4 роки тому

      @@MrCurbinator ?

  • @yaterodst
    @yaterodst 5 років тому +1251

    "They speak the same language why are they fighting."
    Man that line killed me.

    • @michaelbondarenko8904
      @michaelbondarenko8904 4 роки тому +15

      It is actually study American Revolution here, in Ukraine

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 роки тому +8

      I'm sure a lot of people must look back at it like that

    • @stevied3400
      @stevied3400 4 роки тому +20

      Dante's Inferno
      Why? What does language have to do with anything in regard to the rev war? I mean, civil wars for instance happen in countries all the time despite the participants speaking the same language. Sometimes diplomacy fails even with people who speak the same language. How is this difficult to understand?

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 4 роки тому +15

      Some guys don't want to pay taxes so they start a revolution tiny bit more but that's pretty much it.

    • @manakmishra
      @manakmishra 3 роки тому +3

      @@totallyahuman5055 or you could be ultra-mega rich. No need to pay taxes then BABBYY

  • @TheMono313
    @TheMono313 5 років тому +2000

    "most gruesome war in history"
    THEY ACTUALLY WROTE THAT?????

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 5 років тому +587

      *Ubisoft totally not trying to appeal to americans
      Edit: wait 430 people actually thought my shit reply was funny?

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 5 років тому +13

      TheMono313 which brings up the question, which war is?

    • @anon4336
      @anon4336 5 років тому +214

      @@valon5069 *NAPOLEON IS TYPING*

    • @LooterPenguin
      @LooterPenguin 5 років тому +380

      @@valon5069 Uuh... how about the 1st or 2nd World War? I think those are pretty good contenders.

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 5 років тому +45

      Funny, I've heard the series was actually historically accurate. I don't want to dispute that but this makes me somewhat doubtful...

  • @LEFT4BASS
    @LEFT4BASS 4 роки тому +360

    I lost it when he pointed out that Desmond had to feel the part where Ezio was being born.

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf 4 роки тому +40

      That's so true though. Like "All we know about Ezio is his name and date of birth, so guess how we're finding this man."

  • @gertvandenberghe5914
    @gertvandenberghe5914 4 роки тому +597

    "Origins isn't set in ancient Egypt." Thank you Kilian, I love you

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 роки тому +3

      No it's egypt

    • @gertvandenberghe5914
      @gertvandenberghe5914 4 роки тому +117

      @@fettaheker Yes, but not ancient. The Egypt people usually call "Ancient Egypt" is Pharaonic Egypt, while the setting of this game is Ptolemaic Egypt, which is Egypt ruled by Macedonians

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 роки тому +11

      @@gertvandenberghe5914 i don't get a single shit of what you sayed but I agree😂

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 роки тому +2

      @@gertvandenberghe5914 i think if they added a bit more Egypt to the game removed the beating the gods missions and added more aassasin to bayek it would be 3 times better

    • @FerretGoober
      @FerretGoober 4 роки тому +26

      @@fettaheker basically egypt was just vibin but then alexander the great just (a macedonian) comes up and takes it all over thus spreading the macedonian steff over from greece.

  • @Pablo_Esco
    @Pablo_Esco 5 років тому +734

    I like Peace. I like Temples. I'm gonna start a Peace Club called The Templars.
    Accurate af

    • @trialnerror3643
      @trialnerror3643 4 роки тому +6

      Is that what actually happened, I never finished the game

    • @ajayavsm7476
      @ajayavsm7476 4 роки тому +9

      @@trialnerror3643 no. nothing significant happens.

    • @gustavfrye2736
      @gustavfrye2736 3 роки тому +12

      @@trialnerror3643 literally nothing happens. But in the Legate of The First Blade >DLC< however, they show that Kassandra has a child who goes to Egypt and has children of it's own making so that Aya is a descendant from the Eagle Bearer, Leonidas and Pythagoras. (wtf). I loved the game btw

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 років тому +1182

    "I like peace, and I like temples! I'm going to start a peace club called the Templars!"

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 5 років тому +87

      If only the actual ending could be like that... Too bad.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 років тому +72

      "Tell me more, tell me more..."

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 5 років тому +3

      @@math3000 did she put up a fight
      Did you slip her a pill
      Did she call the police
      Did she press charges, got you arrested ,and told them you were driving on your own so you don't have an alliby and looked her in they eye and denied you ever meeeeet heeeeeeeeeer

  • @BegbertBiggs
    @BegbertBiggs 5 років тому +1105

    sacre bleu, innit

    • @lecommentateur6336
      @lecommentateur6336 5 років тому +3

      Par ma barbe !

    • @Outside998
      @Outside998 5 років тому +73

      I fucking died at that part.

    • @coletiffany1220
      @coletiffany1220 5 років тому +15

      Had me in stitches

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 років тому +6

      BegbertBiggs that game was such a shame. It had really good atmosphere and a story with a good atmosphere, but c’est la vie.

    • @playaboutpatforms2709
      @playaboutpatforms2709 5 років тому

      Innit is ´leicester english

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 років тому +445

    "... the most gruesome war in history: The American Revolution."
    World War 1: [Awkward cough]

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 4 роки тому +84

      [World war 2] *looks away*

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 роки тому +8

      The Joke *Unnoticed*

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 роки тому +34

      World war 3: [grins menacingly]

    • @Tom_The_Cat
      @Tom_The_Cat 4 роки тому +20

      American Civil War: *awkwardly shuffles feet*

    • @nonapplicable2009
      @nonapplicable2009 4 роки тому

      It was the civil war. Rebels and yank blood still stains the south

  • @necrotic256
    @necrotic256 5 років тому +812

    >his favourites is 4 and Rogue
    Ahh, i see you are a man of culture as well

    • @fidelio9301
      @fidelio9301 4 роки тому +31

      necrotic256 apart from 2 and brotherhood they were the best tbf

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 роки тому +21

      2 and brotherhood because I'm old.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +8

      2 and Brotherhood because I am also old. Haven't even played Revelations yet. Played 4 and Origins a little. But I fucking love 2 and Brotherhood.

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 4 роки тому +11

      4 and rogue are the only playable ones, Syndicate was ok aswell for a while just cus the setting is cool

    • @stephen9381
      @stephen9381 4 роки тому +3

      2, 2: revelations and 4 are my favourite, mostly biased on 2 because it was the first I played

  • @ShinySwalot
    @ShinySwalot 5 років тому +1868

    3:05 I kid you not I spend 30+ minutes on that part, I just couldn't do the stupid jump

    • @dailyvolvo4830
      @dailyvolvo4830 5 років тому +179

      Shiny Swalot true i had to look it up on youtube to figure it out

    • @corvokielea7156
      @corvokielea7156 5 років тому +71

      I spent hours on it since it was my favourite game but I never managed it, so I didn't get to finish the game.

    • @robinchen5458
      @robinchen5458 5 років тому +158

      @@dailyvolvo4830 even the legend himself looked it up on youtube, now i dont have to feel bad about myself

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 5 років тому +53

      I ran around the whole town wondering where I should go when I wasn't able to jump up there. Had to watch a walkthrough.

    • @robinchen5458
      @robinchen5458 5 років тому +10

      @@SmileytheSmile I spent an hour on it... after watching a walkthrough

  • @theviniso
    @theviniso 5 років тому +522

    I always expect Portugal to explode in games, that's why Rogue is the only game I've ever enjoyed.

    • @emory4641
      @emory4641 4 роки тому

      Vinícius I always look at it as a go to place for assassins creed

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 роки тому +1

      Portugal is just a province of spain

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 роки тому

      Why

    • @tiagomaia6730
      @tiagomaia6730 4 роки тому

      Respect brother, we definitely have some amazing story, but everything great we have has been explored already

    • @unoriginalname9556
      @unoriginalname9556 2 роки тому

      @@jqa16 ???????

  • @MisterNoah
    @MisterNoah 4 роки тому +217

    "To leave the game, you must make Ubisoft a bit more money with this game engine".
    So, true

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 3 роки тому +37

    "I don't remember what happens. I just sailed around and had fun."
    This is probably the best review any game can get, honestly.
    When you don't remember the game because you were so absorbed in having fun with it, someone probably did something right.

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 5 років тому +831

    6:34 As an American, no, The American Revolution is not the most gruesome war in history. Not even in American history. Not sure what they were smoking when they wrote that.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +258

      A big pot of "We want to appeal to the narcissistic nationalism of uneducated Americans".

    • @deiranmooring4624
      @deiranmooring4624 5 років тому +61

      Civil war would've been great, Jesse James as a templar

    • @waelxvii8161
      @waelxvii8161 5 років тому +26

      Eleodie Maracavanya as a non American person i have 0 fucks to give, but fuck America tho

    • @npc1172
      @npc1172 5 років тому +38

      @@waelxvii8161 lol you from Europe?

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 5 років тому +7

      Armed Wombat I don’t think any American thinks that.

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 років тому +121

    “I played this at 2am on a school night”
    That was almost certainly a personal attack. That’s the best time to finish a video game...

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 5 років тому +5

      I distinctly remember sitting next to my best friend and watching him beat Portal 1 while the July 4th fireworks were going off outside.

  • @dylanmcnab3479
    @dylanmcnab3479 4 роки тому +153

    Moses has a cameo In origins.
    When you wonder out into the desert you will start to see the ten plagues happen, and you can see him turn his staff into a snake

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 4 роки тому +14

      God is cannon in Assassin's Creed

    • @cjfireblast5458
      @cjfireblast5458 3 роки тому +18

      dude, we got an ancient civilisation that not only created humans, but also artifices more powerful than /gamemode c, who can shatter the 4th wall despite having being wiped out by a humongous solar flare, we got fist fights WITH THE POPE, and your surprised that god is cannon

    • @igjozz5646
      @igjozz5646 3 роки тому +19

      God is indeed a cannon. He fires ballistic missiles

    • @Erraddo
      @Erraddo 3 роки тому +2

      @@igjozz5646 "the Pope" is a biblical ICBM, St George heavily misunderstood his role.

  • @tomhepburn1984
    @tomhepburn1984 5 років тому +356

    "They tip a load of tea into the harbour because Americans love to tip" killed me.
    Odyssey being set in Grease instead of Greece killed me again.
    Your best video yet Kilian. Btw you owe me two funerals.

  • @rigel555
    @rigel555 5 років тому +383

    Plot of every game from what I understood from this:
    -ReVEnGe PloT
    -Kill a few people
    -Unnecessarily long exposition
    -???
    -go save the world
    -???
    -were in the modern world actually*
    -???
    - -profit-
    *Plot line killed in AC3

    • @Snacks256
      @Snacks256 5 років тому +17

      Wrong, you only save the world once, by killing yourself. Assassin's Creed III was a poignant and philosophical masterpiece. I think.

    • @rigel555
      @rigel555 5 років тому +4

      @@Snacks256 oh ok

    • @deppjones8789
      @deppjones8789 5 років тому +6

      forgot revenge-plot

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 5 років тому +3

      You missed the part where you do a failing missing and then do a taiking mission and then a taiking mission

    • @Snacks256
      @Snacks256 5 років тому +1

      @@Joseph-no6sn They actually stopped doing tailing and talking missions in Unity onwards.

  • @vasilistheocharis164
    @vasilistheocharis164 4 роки тому +133

    "Greece was fancy before the invention of cigarettes" yeah boi. Still is my guy have you seen those old people drinking coffee and smoking at the kafenia those are some cool old people.

    • @whiskey8838
      @whiskey8838 4 роки тому +5

      Man they trust themselves not to shit

  • @Capsberry
    @Capsberry 4 роки тому +190

    "Ok. Release it tomorrow."
    I'm crying!

  • @mr.x5047
    @mr.x5047 4 роки тому +29

    "you play as Shay. An Assassin turned Templar. And it's weird playing as the good guys"
    Mots accurate description of Rogue I've ever heard

    • @sahilrahman5066
      @sahilrahman5066 Рік тому +1

      Ironically the only assassin's creed game I have ever played

  • @TheFarSideNoob
    @TheFarSideNoob 5 років тому +555

    As someone who was an Assassins' Creed fanatic between II through IV, it now seems like the the biggest flaw the series has is the concept. Take away the interesting characters (i.e. Ezio and Edward) and what's left is a story about a group of anarchist psychos who think they can make the world a better place by murdering people, who only look good in comparison by making the other side a bunch of Saturday Morning Cartoon Villains.

    • @panq8904
      @panq8904 5 років тому +80

      Agreed, IMHO scenes where MC's like Altair and Bayek gloat over the targets they've killed are a little sickening, even after Altair learns his lesson it's difficult to like him as a character after that.
      As a lover of history their twisting of events to make particular factions and people out to be the villains whilst claiming to be "Historically accurate" is also extremely annoying, AC3's Charles Lee being the worst offender so far.

    • @Stanehable
      @Stanehable 5 років тому +55

      Biggest flaw of Ass Creed is that it became a heartless money grab by Ubisoft which became a short of evil corporation themself

    • @cristalido3640
      @cristalido3640 5 років тому +43

      The templars in Assassin's Creed 3 were the best, they did know what they wanted. Also, Ezio explained what the assassins really are very well.

    • @jelleposthuma8786
      @jelleposthuma8786 5 років тому +2

      I loved bayek as a character though

    • @firas9102
      @firas9102 5 років тому +27

      @@panq8904 nobody claimed it's historically accurate. There is a big difference between "based on historical events" and "historically accurate"

  • @TheRealCocoColours
    @TheRealCocoColours 5 років тому +227

    3:05 made me cry tears... back then of pain, now of laughter

  • @soda8182
    @soda8182 4 роки тому +53

    "They speak the same language, why are they fighting?" Lol

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 4 роки тому +43

    Ubisoft HQ: How long until that France game is released?
    Ubisoft Montreal: I don’t know. A year and a half maybe....?
    Ubisoft HQ: Okay..... *Release It Tomorrow*

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 роки тому

      Ubisoft Montpellier should have made that game instead. Don't believe me, try playing the Rayman series, Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie, Beyond Good and Evil, and Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

  • @darkshaver1
    @darkshaver1 5 років тому +440

    Did they seriously call the american revolutionary war the ”most gruesome war in history”?
    wow
    Just.. wow

    • @TheFarSideNoob
      @TheFarSideNoob 5 років тому +136

      Total Casualties for all sides in American Revolution: c. 60,000
      Causalities for the British Army on Day 1 of the Battle of the Somme, WWI: c. 57,000
      tHE mOST gREUSOME wAR iN hISTORY: tHE aMERICAN rEVOLUTION

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 5 років тому +61

      hahaha that's so typical of them thinking they're the center of the world, yeah you really don't take their words at face value.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +85

      The Revolutionary War was actually pretty civilized by the standards of that time. The British never shied away from atrocities, but this time they fought people of whom they thought of as brethren. So it's not even the most gruesome war fought on US soil, that would be the Civil War (on a World stage it's clearly WW2).
      Whoever wrote that, was either an idiot or tried to appeal to the vain nationalism of uneducated Americans.

    • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
      @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 5 років тому +10

      Olle Rosenholmer I mean, that's not even the most gruesone war fought by US WTF? (Pretty sure that they lost most people during the civil war).

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 5 років тому +21

      f1r3 hunt3rz umm, thats was by the French and Canadian devs/publishers, in what possible way is that the fault of the Americans?

  • @RodsRetroplays
    @RodsRetroplays 5 років тому +695

    Someone saying good things about Rogue? What alternate reality is this?!

    • @Cerylion
      @Cerylion 5 років тому +242

      I have yet to see someone NOT saying good things about Rogue :P

    • @RodsRetroplays
      @RodsRetroplays 5 років тому +82

      @@Cerylion I like that game, honestly. Not as much as AC1 and AC2, but it sure felt nice playing as a templar after Haytham again.

    • @sebastiandurando2493
      @sebastiandurando2493 5 років тому +45

      Rogue is my second favorite AC.

    • @IBrowneeI
      @IBrowneeI 5 років тому +70

      I mean, Black Flag is my favourite AC of the lot, and Rogue is just... shorter Black Flag, except with an Irish guy and an occasional attempt on your life by Assassin's that can't stop whispering. What's not to like?

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 5 років тому +8

      What the hell do you mean, everyone fanboys over Rogue, it seems everyone and their mother only wants to play as Templars in an IP called Assassin's Creed. Fucking hell it gets annoying.

  • @frederick6512
    @frederick6512 5 років тому +10

    "How long until that France game?"
    "Uhhhhh, a year and a half maybe?"
    "Goooood release it tomorrow!"
    I fucking choked

  • @reiendowo
    @reiendowo 4 роки тому +4

    "Edward meets famous pirates like Blackbeard... And less famous pirates, like the rest of them"
    Couldn't agree more

  • @derpizzaman1050
    @derpizzaman1050 5 років тому +171

    sacre bleu innit

  • @Andrew-sl7tj
    @Andrew-sl7tj 4 роки тому +71

    love the classical music in the video
    1:19 hungarian dance no 5
    2:11 Nessun Dorma
    3:04 dies irae - verdi requiem
    4:06 barber of Seville - Figaro's aria
    8:49 carmen suite - habanera
    does anyone know what some of the other pieces in the video are?

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 4 роки тому +6

      11:15 oh mio babbino caro

    • @huntermccarver43
      @huntermccarver43 4 роки тому +4

      9:11 The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky

    • @thesweboy2873
      @thesweboy2873 4 роки тому +3

      5:57 Don't know if the tune from 'Team America' movie counts as "classical music" though :-p
      But there it is.

    • @hotpocketbitch
      @hotpocketbitch 4 роки тому +1

      Andrew 12:11 dance macabre

    • @Andrew-sl7tj
      @Andrew-sl7tj 4 роки тому

      @@thesweboy2873 I'll allow it

  • @JXHNDRX
    @JXHNDRX 4 роки тому +80

    "The game actually starts with the main character being born....Desmond had to feel that"
    I LITERALLY LAUGHED

  • @recepates5091
    @recepates5091 5 років тому +29

    Kilian's masterpiece. You can literally choose any random second in the video and it's a good joke.

  • @ludowic8187
    @ludowic8187 5 років тому +271

    Thanks for the video swedish man on the internet!

    • @tinpustaj2486
      @tinpustaj2486 5 років тому +26

      He is a swedish red panda you puny human

    • @Eudomac99
      @Eudomac99 5 років тому

      I'm now really intrigued about these 10 taps of yours

    • @ludowic8187
      @ludowic8187 5 років тому

      Wow, thanks alot Macdonald!

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 5 років тому

      Why did he mention Euros then and not Kronas?

    • @adriac1291
      @adriac1291 5 років тому +1

      Gothicfan51 Because most people dont know how much 200kr is in their currency

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +51

    "Cesare Borgia" who was a Spanish person who took control of Italy and did what a Spanish person in control of Italy would do" Hahahaha so clicher. But yeah, its how any Spanish person person control of Italy would do.

    • @Eshanas
      @Eshanas 4 роки тому

      [Southern Italy ruination 6.8]

  • @Matdrox
    @Matdrox 4 роки тому +8

    This guy's Swedish dialect is so strong my IKEA table started cooking meatballs

  • @maarchalk2840
    @maarchalk2840 4 роки тому +15

    The new AC game revolves around "vikings" oh boi I can't wait for that video.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 3 роки тому

      It's a lot of politics in the raid and pillage simulator where you try to increase the radius of your murder blender until you can kill Templars on the horizon line.

  • @logfire4628
    @logfire4628 5 років тому +72

    "Awe, sacre bleu, innit!?" I'm dead.

  • @canlex
    @canlex 4 роки тому +91

    3:08 actually stopped me from beating the game when I was younger

    • @tellemyboy
      @tellemyboy 4 роки тому +27

      Canlex I got PTSD from just looking at that

    • @antcircus5564
      @antcircus5564 4 роки тому +6

      It'd like that scene from into the Spiderverse where he can't stop sticking to stuff

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 4 роки тому +2

      Canlex man I hated that soooooo much. It always made me want to destroy my PS4.

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@Crispycream08 It wasn't out on the PS4...

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 4 роки тому

      THE1NONLY1 I played it like a month ago...

  • @sheltonhatton3325
    @sheltonhatton3325 4 роки тому +17

    “Release ir tomorrow” ive literally never laughed so hard at a UA-cam video in my LIFE.

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 3 роки тому +3

    "I played this at 2am on a school night, and it blew my mind so I couldn't sleep"
    Same

  • @xdiamondx5721
    @xdiamondx5721 5 років тому +132

    Hey, I just played Assassins Creed this morning.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.
    Killian = Mind Reader

    • @freekhoogveld9185
      @freekhoogveld9185 5 років тому +2

      Who is this Killian guy? The guy in prison?

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 5 років тому +1

      Not just a mind reader. Remember how he was thinking for like 2 days for how to continue that one section? Therefore, he must be a /precognizant/ mind reader!

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 5 років тому

      You mustn't had a shit morning then

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 5 років тому +1

      you realize his videos take days to make right? He can't read minds. He can see into the future.

    • @xdiamondx5721
      @xdiamondx5721 5 років тому +1

      @@yourethatmantis5178 oh crap your right

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 5 років тому +6

    "Sacré bleu, innit" is one of the best things you've said.

  • @FawnGesicht
    @FawnGesicht 5 років тому +15

    "Uh oh, time for vengeance" favorite line I like to use in my daily life at inappropriate times.

  • @aytek98
    @aytek98 3 роки тому +5

    8:08 No one but killian could explain the best game of the franchise in such an accurate sentence.

  • @thebhoy2000
    @thebhoy2000 5 років тому +156

    The DS game better be in this

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 5 років тому +11

      I was disappointed, i'm serious....

    • @FUNBadTime
      @FUNBadTime 5 років тому +6

      What about the PSP game?

    • @RubbelDieKatzNr1
      @RubbelDieKatzNr1 5 років тому +2

      We don't talk about the PSP

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 5 років тому

      That ds game was good. Didnt complete it cause got stuck

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому

      Just like the Simpsons had a great DS game, so did Assassin's Creed.
      Maybe Marge really is a templar.

  • @kneau
    @kneau 5 років тому +12

    02:17 _"...had to feel that."_
    *This is alarmingly correct.*

  • @carolinehan2073
    @carolinehan2073 4 роки тому +12

    The Moses sequence makes me laugh every time.

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 4 роки тому +5

    I'd like to crown Kilian as the king of European-based jokes

  • @jose2226
    @jose2226 5 років тому +200

    Are you Stitch from Lilo and Stitch?

  • @willrigby8202
    @willrigby8202 5 років тому +54

    13:16 I guess the twenty centuries of Ancient Egyptian history weren't interesting enough for Ubisoft.

  • @crumbledonkeythirtyseven
    @crumbledonkeythirtyseven 4 роки тому +14

    “They speak the same language, why are they fighting”

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana 5 років тому +2

    These are great reviews/retrospectives, plz keep em coming

  • @RaidsEpicly
    @RaidsEpicly 5 років тому +7

    god damn killian, the music in this game is ON POINT.
    For anyone interested, the song that plays at the end of the revelations bit is "Dschinghis Khan - Dschinghis Khan" (groups name is the same as the songs name), easy to find on youtube if you search the phrase

  • @ndricimhalili9793
    @ndricimhalili9793 5 років тому +23

    AC "Syndicate" was pretty great and I think "Unity" is to blame for not being so popular. Since it was hated amongst fans, people lost trust in Ubisoft and skipped it.
    Also the funny thing about "Rogue" is that it was not the main AC of that year and it was more loved than "Unity". People didn't expect much from it and you can say it was an AC4 rip-off gameplay wise, but it had a great story.
    "Unity" pissed me off for not putting much attention to Napoleon Bonaparte a.k.a the greatest war tactician of all time.

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 років тому

      Ndriqim Halili no syndicate is to blame for it not being so popular, it was a terrible game

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 5 років тому +5

      @@TheB0sss Playing it right now, it's alright, not quite flawless, but good enough. The atmosphere is awesome, shit, there is a bunch of people near Big Ben singing "Rule Britannia". Combat is meh, love stealth part tho, feels realistic, until you get an upgrade that makes you invisible literally. Story is okay, characters are generic, but developed enough to me to not abandon the game (as I did with Far Cry 5, it was just boring). Gang mechanics are alright, the side missions aka the district missions are fun. Overall, I'd recommend it to someone who likes this British atmosphere as I do. If not - the game probably would appear boring or just not good enough. Can't rate the story since haven't finished yet, far from it

    • @monalisa-bs4zs
      @monalisa-bs4zs 4 роки тому

      Unity is actually really good, though I played it with zero bugs..

  • @bobthemouse6668
    @bobthemouse6668 3 роки тому +6

    Wow funny how nostalgia can make you forget the absolute potato faces everyone has in Assassin's creed 2

  • @alexandersong5753
    @alexandersong5753 4 роки тому +10

    lmao Julius Caesar is "ancient Tom Hanks"

  • @vendicius154
    @vendicius154 5 років тому +149

    "I've played every Assassin's Creed game" oh, I'm sorry...

    • @lost-one
      @lost-one 5 років тому +31

      As an IT consultant I must say that I'm very annoyed with that comment. The .it domain name is very rare, largely unsupported and is therefore bound to have issues. I find it distasteful that you give us the blame for this error in mismanagement.
      Edit: Guy I responded to deleted his comment. This comment is now extremely weird and I expect to be collected by a psychiatric unit at any point.
      Edit2: I was released from the asylum after a short exchange of words. Turns out that people generally acting in more perplexing manners over the internet, is a well accepted phenomenon and I was therefore diagnosed as totally sane. The staff was very polite and gave me a straight jacket as an apology for their gruesome mistake. I plan on using it for BDSM with my imaginary girlfriend.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому +8

      Man, now I really want to know what he was talking about. Might you tell us about.it?
      Sorry, I had to.

    • @britneewashington4106
      @britneewashington4106 5 років тому +2

      I love your pfp!

  • @louayattia8180
    @louayattia8180 5 років тому +99

    No lie, I unironically adore Syndicate. One of the most interesting and fun games in the series imo. Granted, I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes ALL of the AC games (yes, even Revelations and Unity)

    • @louayattia8180
      @louayattia8180 5 років тому +25

      @Rob Bob For having an opinion on video games...?

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 років тому +3

      Louay Attia no, for liking objectively bad games, that's called fanboyism

    • @louayattia8180
      @louayattia8180 5 років тому +51

      @@TheB0sss 'Objectively bad games'. Alright, I'll bite. I found games like Unity and Syndicate really enjoyable because they changed up the Assassin's Creed formula and made it more in-depth. The graphics were beautiful, the combat was more intuitive, the stealth mechanics were tweaked to be more immersive, the parkour was vastly improved, and the stories (especially in the case of Syndicate) were fun adventures that introduced us to some really fun and lovable characters. Of course I understand that these games have flaws, so before you bring up the infamous glitches that plagued Unity upon launch, I'm well aware. These glitches were not an issue for ME however, since I played Unity months after launch after it had been patched. I recognize that the glitches were an issue that certainly don't shine Ubisoft in the best light as a game company, but I'm not going to use them to judge the game in its current state. Because that would be stupid.
      All in all, those are the reasons I found Syndicate and Unity to be excellent entries in the Assassin's Creed series. Of course, this is all MY opinion, and you don't have to agree with any of it, but saying that they're 'objectively bad games' and calling me a 'fanboy' simply for liking something that you and some other segments of the fanbase didn't, is a bit narrow-minded, and certainly a dick move. But anyways, I thank you for allowing me the opportunity to explain why I enjoy these games; I always love a good discussion.
      Good day to you, sir.

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 років тому

      Louay Attia I was indeed specifically talking about unity, I have no strong opinions on syndicate since unity ruined the series for me.
      Me saying it's objectively bad, I was referring to it's launch state, which I assumed you played because you're a fan of the series.

    • @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
      @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 5 років тому

      wach asa7bi

  • @efeambroseenthusiast180
    @efeambroseenthusiast180 5 років тому +8

    11:02 “and, as you expect; Portugal explodes.”

  • @LundinSebastian
    @LundinSebastian 4 роки тому +6

    15:08
    The best joke in this video was.
    It's so accurate.

  • @lunal.8556
    @lunal.8556 5 років тому +14

    BY THE KING, WHAT GLORIOUS TEMPLAR PROPAGANDA!

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 5 років тому +1

      Brought to you by Abstergo entertainment.

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 5 років тому +3

    I will never forget the feeling when I finally realized that the Templars were the good guys.

  • @Anonymous-Wolf
    @Anonymous-Wolf 4 роки тому +2

    3:09 That frikin mission on Assassin's Creed 2 I was stuck there for more than 2 years until I got internet connection .

  • @therealitzatrap
    @therealitzatrap 4 роки тому +6

    Man this was amazing. It reminded me of all the fun times I had in this series, and why I stopped playing.

  • @garethharris8732
    @garethharris8732 5 років тому +89

    Killian for smash bros ultimate

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 5 років тому +1

      But he'll be dead then!

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 5 років тому

      nah we got the piranha plant so i think the roster is pretty complete now

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 5 років тому +3

      He is already in smash who do you think caused all the characters except Kirby to get thanosed?

  • @stargazer4326
    @stargazer4326 5 років тому +18

    The Assassin's Creed Rogue Internet Defence Force has arrived, but that's not a bad thing.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +2

      Truly the most powerful force on Earth.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 роки тому +1

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 *cough* Black Flag was better... *cough*

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +1

      @@DeadSpacedOut Agh! How dare You!!!
      Nah just kidding I actually would probably agree. Though to be honest, I actually think the first game was the best, at least as far as how cool it felt for a first time experience. Don't get me wrong though, the sequels still blow it out of the water in virtually every way.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 роки тому

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 i never played the first one, damn :/ i only played Bloodlines, Revelations, 3, Black Flag and Rogue... since then it seems like AC is just complete shite tbh lol i wish they'd go back to their roots damnit!

  • @zoningouterspace
    @zoningouterspace 4 роки тому +5

    I have to say, the entire unity bit was hilarious and when you got to the accents I just couldn't. stop. laughing.

  • @Kosm0Dawq
    @Kosm0Dawq 4 роки тому +5

    "Hallo whats the biggest game arcade in the world?"
    "you serious? United States"
    " thats New games location"

  • @BobbyBlockable
    @BobbyBlockable 5 років тому +59

    This video is counter-revolutionary and reactionary.

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 5 років тому +6

      What does that even mean?

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 років тому +26

      "dirty Templar propaganda"

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 5 років тому +19

      Dirty Assasin propaganda

  • @stolencheese
    @stolencheese 5 років тому +40

    wow Kilian stole my 2012 joke. I feel ripped off

  • @onion69420
    @onion69420 4 роки тому +23

    They are just average
    But revelations always had a place in my heart

    • @onion69420
      @onion69420 4 роки тому

      @@aydingundogar9217 It's because the worlds is so empty,the side missions are meh at best,and the story itself tries to much to blend with the stories of the past present and future instead of assassination missions,we get tailing missions for more than half of the game.

    • @ironic4910
      @ironic4910 4 роки тому

      But you could craft bombs

    • @canaarar4331
      @canaarar4331 4 роки тому

      Anupam Srivastava I’m glad you like Revelations. I like it too but they kinda fucked Istanbul and Capadocchia

  • @IwashereJay
    @IwashereJay 4 роки тому +6

    10:16 almost made me decorate the walls with cereals

  • @NotSoObvious
    @NotSoObvious 5 років тому +8

    3:05 I laughed so hard i nearly spat my dinner everywhere. If you know then YOU KNOW. Kilian you madlad

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 5 років тому +6

    1:10 "ive been kidnapped, nagnagnag ...torture"
    gets me everytime :P

  • @Dare_To_Game
    @Dare_To_Game 4 роки тому +1

    Perfectly accurate summary of all the assassin's creed games. Excellent work.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +2

    7:40 Undying admiration for that pun. UNDYING, Kilian!

  • @pazz
    @pazz 5 років тому +257

    Jacob didn't become Jack the Ripper, Evie didn't kill him. It was Jacob's apprentice, Jack.

    • @carlosmaestre
      @carlosmaestre 5 років тому +39

      Thank you! I rushed into comments to see if anyone had pointed that out!

    • @az12223
      @az12223 5 років тому +17

      Its a fucking joke you dumfuck

    • @engineerheavy1344
      @engineerheavy1344 5 років тому +10

      Ecrusar I think he said that so people weren’t confused

    • @kacpernowak1535
      @kacpernowak1535 5 років тому +26

      But it would be better if this ended like he said in the video.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 роки тому +6

      @@az12223 calm down dude, not everyone gets every single joke ever told...

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 5 років тому +20

    Sacré bleu innit?

  • @GURKENGOTT
    @GURKENGOTT 3 роки тому +1

    I love this video so much. Had a blast during that Napoleon impression.

  • @MoonLight-zj8iu
    @MoonLight-zj8iu 3 роки тому +3

    "And as you expect, Portugal explodes."

  • @Alba_Longa
    @Alba_Longa 5 років тому +24

    10:15 Killed me.
    Sacre bleu, Innit?

    • @finjanx9402
      @finjanx9402 5 років тому +1

      Dude please explain the joke, tried to get explanation from Google but failed

    • @Cailan_Mors
      @Cailan_Mors 5 років тому +4

      Ahmed Hussam Kazim "Innit" is British slang and the french characters have British accents.

    • @finjanx9402
      @finjanx9402 5 років тому +1

      @@Cailan_Mors thnx dude

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +153

    Super Assassin Odyssey is the best game in the series

    • @gheorghenicolae
      @gheorghenicolae 5 років тому +2

      For me is brotherhood

    • @modestzachman758
      @modestzachman758 5 років тому +24

      Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon I love Assassins Creed 3D World.

    • @Ryocniel
      @Ryocniel 5 років тому +3

      wait, are you Christopher Moon or a crazy killer

    • @gheorghenicolae
      @gheorghenicolae 5 років тому +3

      What about assassins creed 4D world

    • @vysaikina6506
      @vysaikina6506 5 років тому +12

      Paper Assassin is freaking great too

  • @viczio
    @viczio 4 роки тому

    I heard the blue rhapsody and immediately hit the like button.
    Kudos for using my favorite piece of music ever.

  • @sarkasmt2
    @sarkasmt2 5 років тому +9

    I also played the ending on a late schoolnight when I was like 13 years old and had a similar reaction 😂

  • @320speed
    @320speed 5 років тому +23

    The series died after they killed off Desmond. Also Assassin's Creed Brotherhood​ was the best AC game. ACII had the best story. And Altair will always be the O.G of the series. Ezio is my favourite tho

    • @yourboy4005
      @yourboy4005 4 роки тому +1

      Assassin‘s creed 4 is the best

    • @SWY1356
      @SWY1356 4 роки тому +2

      black flag and rogue struck the most for me

    • @rafaelroriz6622
      @rafaelroriz6622 4 роки тому

      Syndicate is the best

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 роки тому +2

      No, the series had a stumblingblock in the form of III (still a good game despite its flaws, mind you) but recovered with IV: Black Flag and Rogue, and then it died when that Ezio wannabe showed up with the inaccurate French Revolution description.

  • @gmintraining4597
    @gmintraining4597 4 роки тому +1

    This is absolutely amazing, new sub!!!
    “Release it tomorrow!”

  • @AllNyteLova
    @AllNyteLova 4 роки тому +4

    "experience the most gruesome war in history.....IS IT THOUGH?" lmao that was too actual to be sarcastic lmao "like someone actually wrote that" was Killian's thought lol

  • @herrikudo
    @herrikudo 5 років тому +3

    I loved AC III for the taste of the north eastern US it gave me at that right moment in time. i'll always love that game for making me feel at home in a hard time in my life.

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 років тому +3

    "They tip tea into the ocean because they love to tip" outstanding move 10/10 redcoats

  • @eljaibo420
    @eljaibo420 10 місяців тому +2

    “she’s a templar and he’s a dairy product” gets me every time

  • @lowki5768
    @lowki5768 3 роки тому +1

    "Hey im random person"
    "Oh hey random person"
    "Actually im moses"
    "OH SHIT"