Це відео не доступне.
Перепрошуємо.

The New Brunswick border patrol is a well-oiled machine | 22 Minutes

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2020
  • New episodes Tuesdays at 8:30 on CBC. Stream full episodes of 22 Minutes: bit.ly/stream22...
    22 Minutes on CBC: www.cbc.ca/22mi...
    22 Minutes on Facebook: / 22minutes
    22 Minutes on Twitter: / 22_minutes
    22 Minutes on Instagram: / thishourhas22minutes
    Subscribe to CBC Comedy: / cbccomedy
    CBC Comedy is your destination for funny Canadian web series, stand-up comedy, sketches and clips from television shows from the CBC, Canada's public broadcaster. Subscribe for videos from your favourite shows like Kim's Convenience, Baroness von Sketch Show and Schitt's Creek. Check out www.cbc.ca/comedy for more original comedy.
    Follow CBC Comedy:
    On Twitter: / cbccomedy
    On Facebook: / cbccomedy
    On Instagram: / cbccomedy

КОМЕНТАРІ • 84

  • @REAL-NANO
    @REAL-NANO 3 роки тому +167

    "Why'd you leave?"
    "Because its New Brunswick. "
    "...That checks out."
    😂😘🤗

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +70

    But do both pens work?

    • @keleher4
      @keleher4 3 роки тому +9

      No, that's why you get two.

    • @mastasolo
      @mastasolo 3 роки тому +2

      You get two per year, as filing the paperwork and shipping out more would cost the government 1 million dollars in admin fees.
      Any you bring from home will not be reimbursed, and all pens brought from home must be blue shade #2 and red dye #43.
      coincidentally you can only buy these special pens from a vendor who does not do non government contracts, so you are effed like very Canadian.

  • @fnanette1
    @fnanette1 3 роки тому +26

    Hilarious!! As a New Brunswicker living in AB, I’d love to chat with this guy so he could wave me on to The Miramichi!

    • @someoneshoulda
      @someoneshoulda 3 роки тому

      Fellow miramichier in AB, 6 months later and we may soon be allowed back in our home province lol

    • @fnanette1
      @fnanette1 3 роки тому

      I hope so!!
      Where from? I’m Newcastle.

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 3 роки тому +33

    As an American, I didnt expect this. Most of the islands in Hawai'i could use this system of, "who's your father and, of course, where did you go to high school."

    • @purpleXpotion
      @purpleXpotion 2 роки тому

      Restricting freedom of travel? 🤨 ..Clearly
      un-American.
      *Deport.* 😝

  • @miaa7097
    @miaa7097 3 роки тому +20

    I'm literally dying 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeMyPCandI
    @MeMyPCandI 3 роки тому +94

    Who's sneaking into New Brunswick? 😅

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 роки тому +12

      I came in fromOntario in June.
      Got rejected at the border twice.
      Anyway... at the checkpoint, north of Edmunston on the 2, second attempt, a guy in a VW golf drove through and over a bunch of pylons, guards had to jump put of the way. It was a head scratcher. Only way he was getting away with it is if the car was stolen and he ditched it quick.
      Anyhooo, at least one guy, to answer your question.

    • @KevinCarney42
      @KevinCarney42 3 роки тому +3

      I'm thinking about it.

    • @Joaltron
      @Joaltron 3 роки тому +10

      Housing market is blowing up here! People working from home in Toronto finally figured out they can sell their $600k homes, move here, buy one thrice the size for $150k, and still have faster internet.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 роки тому +2

      @@Joaltron
      Yes and no.
      The internet here is rough, by comparison, in my experience.
      And houses in Toronto cost more than 600k. Maybe a condo ;)

    • @KevinCarney42
      @KevinCarney42 3 роки тому +9

      @@Joaltron I know, but still. I've been in the States too long, and 71M people just voted to reelect Trump. The next authoritarian will likely be competent, so I'm thinking it's time to return.

  • @felixculpa3520
    @felixculpa3520 3 роки тому +19

    4 people from Dieppe voted already!

  • @michiwonderoutdoors2282
    @michiwonderoutdoors2282 3 роки тому +6

    After the worst work day in years, thanks for the real LoL.

  • @debbie3328
    @debbie3328 3 роки тому +10

    We all need a laugh thank you so much 😷❤️🇨🇦

  • @inderpalaulakh1925
    @inderpalaulakh1925 2 роки тому +1

    Inderpal Singh(Mrk 460 SDD)- It was a funny video. I never got questioned at any border and it helps me to imagine the situation. "Because its new burnswick" that was good. Love the authority officer way of talking.

  • @TheSupremeZach
    @TheSupremeZach 3 роки тому +23

    I missed 22 mins!!

  • @MartenDykstra1
    @MartenDykstra1 3 роки тому +3

    My favourite part of this sketch is that I’m not in lockdown.

  • @tishwitch
    @tishwitch 2 роки тому

    Who's your father 🤣🤣🤣
    Dieppe is the French Moncton. Ah ha ha
    Love it.

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme 2 роки тому +1

    I’m not even Canadian, but this is funny stuff

  • @WilliamImhof
    @WilliamImhof 3 роки тому +3

    Ty. this was hilarious.

  • @yarddog8273
    @yarddog8273 3 роки тому +2

    Your camera operator missed the refugees walking across.

  • @jimdavison4077
    @jimdavison4077 3 роки тому +1

    Loved it, flat brim don't let them in....

  • @davidpetersen1
    @davidpetersen1 3 роки тому +4

    Please let me back!!! It's mean and evil out here.

  • @sharongagne7413
    @sharongagne7413 3 роки тому +1

    hahahaahhaha love love love love 22

  • @nwotaxman2959
    @nwotaxman2959 3 роки тому +1

    Flat brim dont let him in haha

  • @bryanorman8703
    @bryanorman8703 3 роки тому +1

    I wish we had more than one border guard!

  • @colint7743
    @colint7743 3 роки тому

    Vancouver B.C. - Are they even testing in the Atlantic provinces ? Great Work !

  • @seanlong6578
    @seanlong6578 3 роки тому

    Love it....more Please...

  • @ProfessM
    @ProfessM 3 роки тому +1

    Keep up the good work, we'll just be over here for once enjoying how lazy Marine Atlantic is. Can't drive here if the ferry isn't running.

  • @robertsretrogaming
    @robertsretrogaming 3 роки тому +1

    Classic.

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane 3 роки тому

    Thanks for noticing us.

  • @matthew-hn6em
    @matthew-hn6em 3 роки тому

    I shit on this show a lot for not being funny anymore, but this clip was great!

  • @aliceblue7305
    @aliceblue7305 3 роки тому +1

    Hey NBers, the Syd is from NS. He lived down the road from . . . ya know the drill.

    • @joemcgrath8870
      @joemcgrath8870 3 роки тому +1

      I lived on the same street as Syd. That lines was hilarious. Because this fact is so meaningless.

    • @thecaynuck4694
      @thecaynuck4694 3 роки тому +1

      But y'know, Maritimes, same thing...

    • @andrea-rq1fe
      @andrea-rq1fe Рік тому

      Ya clearly people from ontario who dont realize NB and NS are two different provinces...he didnt eve pronounce Quispamsis correctly when he was correcting it.

  • @MrCommandBlock
    @MrCommandBlock 3 роки тому

    this is fucking hilarious

  • @lefrancoisvincent9429
    @lefrancoisvincent9429 3 роки тому +1

    Well, il y a plus de chance que ça soit un Québécois que quelqu'un de l'ontario😂

  • @markukrainetz5058
    @markukrainetz5058 3 роки тому +4

    Why did you mention Sydney Crosby? He’s from Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia. Not NB. Geez.

    • @rileycanuck3752
      @rileycanuck3752 3 роки тому +5

      I'm sure the point is that everyone in the Maritimes 'knows-somebody-who-knows-somebody-who-knows-somebody that played with Sidney Crosby", lol.

    • @alemar1122
      @alemar1122 3 роки тому

      Funny story actually, while playing in juniors he graduated highschool from Harrison Trimble in Moncton

  • @HarryKingKelowna
    @HarryKingKelowna 3 роки тому +2

    To-run-two

  • @andrea-rq1fe
    @andrea-rq1fe 3 роки тому

    It bothers me that his correction of how to say Quispamsis is wrong too. He put the emphasis in the wrong part of the word

  • @XxKiokoxX
    @XxKiokoxX 3 роки тому

    His voice is clear

  • @doreenchiasson2878
    @doreenchiasson2878 3 роки тому

    Sadly, SidneyCrosby is not from NB lol, he's from beautiful Nova Scotia =]

  • @007nadineL
    @007nadineL 3 роки тому

    This POC guy is very likeable and charming.
    .

  • @harsimranmann4261
    @harsimranmann4261 2 роки тому

    This is funny we always hear about how interesting and loose the border is from here and the U.S i wonder how much of this holds up in actual NB. Harsimran Mann MRK460SAA

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 3 роки тому +1

    I went to Saint John, New Brunswick once in March. It was cold, wet and dreary with a nasty ocean spray in the air and I wanted to kill myself. It only sucks less than Newfoundland. Newfoundland sucks so much that even the Vikings were like, "Oh god, let's get the hell out of here", and they could live pretty much *anywhere.*

    • @khx73
      @khx73 3 роки тому

      Don't be so hard on Newfoundland, it's not that bad 🤣

  • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025
    @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 3 роки тому +1

    Does theys have good fishin's in New Bruswicks?

    • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
      @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 2 роки тому

      “I loves fishing in Kwee-bec”
      “Who doesn’t love fishing in Québec?”
      “Great fishing in Q-bec”
      “I fucking hate Quebec”

  • @warburk
    @warburk 2 роки тому

    I would have done PEI just cause

  • @reuben3077
    @reuben3077 3 роки тому

    😅

  • @hotelbastard7853
    @hotelbastard7853 3 роки тому

    Be carful when crossing into Neauveau Brunswick.

  • @FrancesShear
    @FrancesShear 3 роки тому

    Here I go to the Maritime part of Canada now for an expensive travel all the way across Canada and then a stay in a hotel visit maybe sometimes too instead thanks to our right now Alberta unemployment rate switcheroo?

  • @captainkidd1234
    @captainkidd1234 3 роки тому +1

    The trouble with this "skit" is that it is not really comedy. It is actually a Very realistic illustration of how border screening is carried out at the New Brunswick borders based on who is getting through and how they're getting through. Covid is not a joke. Too bad border police and customs agents are not talking it seriously.

    • @Rawdiswar
      @Rawdiswar 6 місяців тому

      I bet you're still wearing a mask while driving alone, aren't you?

  • @MrDynamitd
    @MrDynamitd 3 роки тому +1

    Ahhhhh ,,,,, was this supposed to be funny ,,,,,,,,,,

    • @peterrivney552
      @peterrivney552 3 роки тому

      No not funny the future 👁️🥴🤪

  • @hunterfishman7119
    @hunterfishman7119 Рік тому

    Thats how I got in illegally, knowing Sidney Crosby!
    Good to know!
    Lol!!!