making his survivor do SIXTY MINUTES of fucking BURPEES while he's sick, starving, and recovering from glass being stabbed in his crotch is the funniest shit ever. "after this we're gonna eat some worms" was just the icing on the cake
@@Lagmaster33 they're far more likely to die in the first few weeks without any shelter, but if they can manage to survive for awhile then thier odds would probably go up a bit
I'd like to imagine that the man in question is most likely wearing clothes that aren't his based on how he's wearing the shirt backwards, while also noticing that his shoes are untied and each pair is on the wrong foot. This man clearly had a terrible case of the Mondays.
3:00 I like how the player character is just confidently yet meekly walking through a literal horde of mouths trying to eat him and is just doing a little shuffle every so often. I have the image of Mr.Bean just ignoring the horde on his way to somewhere
Ignore zag, or whatever they call themselves now, they're nothing more than a now forgotten argument. The more they try to make you pissed at me, the less you should believe them, don't submit yourself to the mod mentality they'll so desperately force upon you in some poor attempt at getting back at me for some perceived slight.
During his absence due to life situations, I had fallen into a dark pit involving virtual anime girls playing video games. I see over the horizon an amphibian. The soothing voice, and violence, await again.
Its like the next level beyond someone wearing socks with sandals. But, ya know, the man is drunk, bleeding and nude whilst trying to avoid being eaten, so I cant really give him too hard a time.
I woke up from a long night of drinking and decided that drinking more was a good idea. Bad idea. I think I also caught a cold from making out with that fire hydrant last night... After I was morning drunk, I decided to have some soup and a shower, so I put a pot of water on the stove and set it full blast. I hopped in the shower, but I forgot that I was stone-blasted drunk, so I slipped and smashed the glass shower door, landing dick first on the shards. At least i can have some soup now. My house is on fire. The stove lit up my beanie baby collection on the counter and spread everywhere. Oh yeah, and there's zombies everywhere. Welp, guess I'll just go for a walk.
3:21 I imagine this guy walking around in a zombie apocalypse quasi-casually and sarcastically saying "ah, not really the ideal start" while being followed by a horde of zombies
FYI **This is the Build 41 IWBUMS beta branch of Project Zomboid available here: projectzomboid.com/blog/content/uploads/2019/10/iwbumshowto-768x486.gif Hey folks! Apologies for the long absence - I'm still not out of the woods yet in my current life situation, though I've found it a bit easier and plausible to get back into the swing of making videos with an old favorite: Project Zomboid. Hope you enjoy! I'm currently drowning in emails, so please understand if it takes me awhile to get back ^.^
Ahh CDDA. I tried this a few years ago. I survived off foraging for 14 days before I managed to scavenge enough medical supplies to fix my glass impaled crotch. Good times
Wait this is the same thing as CDDA? Wow! I play the ASCII and 8-bit versions on my computer! I wondered if this game was related! Thanks for the reminder!
@@jinnie7882 I don't blame em! I like em both! I'm about a week in on my newest run on CDDA and just started a new round in Project Zomboid, I'm having a blast! And thanks for the follow up!
An interesting thought: If this were real life, having that groin injury may have an extra consequence; If you were to run into other survivors, they may assume that it's a bite and that you're infected with the zombie virus.
The series that introduced me to Ambiguousamphibian and led me to binge watch pretty much every series he's ever made. Its been almost 2 years, time for a re-watch
i have several HUNDRED hours in Zomboid now and i owe that to this wonderful series that started it all for me last year. thank you for sharing this with the world, you have fundamentally changed my life, this game is my dream come true and you have a permanent supporter for this.
The fact that you have a soothing voice while also sounding like you are about to burst with laughter just won you a new sub. Hoh, that and the fact that you're awesome at the game!
Just FYI. I find this very entertaining and for some reason extremely relaxing. I literally pick an old playlist of video of AA's and fall asleep. Millennial Gamer Mom version of sleeping to serial killer pod cast. My favorite is tied between this and the artic tribal start rim world. Best sleep for me and the toddler.
hands down my favorite playthrough I've seen so far, I really loved the editing style and the implementation of the monologues and psychotic mumblings really makes you feel as if you were watching the story of a lonesome man slowly descending into madness/
This is the first I've ever heard of this game. It looks extremely well thought out and seems to function very well! Needless to say I purchased within 5 minutes.
I know alot of users that watch you videos disapprove of your heavily editted content, but I just wanted to say me and my fiancé have been thoroughly rewatching alot of your content every night. And your edited content is most definitely our favorite hands down.
Entire series is absolutely fantastic!! I came back to episode one to make sure it’s seen that this entire this is worth watching every minute of every episode! And to subscribe
I thought I was having a bad day but then I saw this and can at least appreciate that my house isn't on fire while I'm blackout drunk with the flu and glass in my crotch during the zombie apocalypse being chased around the neighborhood by the undead while I'm naked
Glad to hear things are settling down for you enough to get back into creating content! Looking forward to watching this series unfold as well as whatever other ridiculous gaming shenanigans you get up to next
I'm going to rewatch this excellent series. to re-hear his quotes. "dont question it" is a favorite of mine. another is "at least i am safe inside my mind"
I come back to this series every so often when I remember Gerald walking away from a swarm of zombies and AA saying "at least I'm safe inside my mind". It's often the best way to express how I'm feeling.
I love your PZ gameplays. Watched your all-negative trait run and loved it. Can't wait to see the rest of this! So long as you're having fun, keep it up :)
I dont know if you'll see this, but this series meant so much to me when it came out. And how unique of an experience it was, it left me crying at the end. Seriously this is your best work, and is what i consider the best lets play series. lots of love AA
I have the flu so once again I am re-watching the great saga of Gerald Williams. I think at this point it is safe to say that this is my favorite show. Incredible narrative arc. Can't wait to sit here all day and watch him be garbage at absolutely everything.
I have tried that scenario so often and it's always the coughing that does me in. As soon as the character looses their cold it's relatively smooth sailing but until then they die like flies.
I'm sure AA knows this by now but for new players who watch this very famous video - if you need thread just rip up a ton of zombie clothing. Each item you rip up has a chance to provide thread.
Keep safe and keep up with the good work. Amphib. Your content is a pretty nice balm in rough times for everyone, so thank you for continuing even during good ol' 2020.
going into this serious for the 3rd time now. true gem of entertainment. you deserve every bit of success you had with these videos and i wholeheartedly begrudge every bit of it.
I just got off a 12 hour shift and am sitting down for the evening, I just want to thank you for being my entertainment for the night and I appreciate what you do, personally right now it means a lot to just relax so thanks for everything you do and keep up the great content.
He walked like 300km through 1k zombies with a deep infected crotch wound and then he did burpees. He's a hero already
"just taking a strolls in this fine day innit?"
The hero Gotham deserves
making his survivor do SIXTY MINUTES of fucking BURPEES while he's sick, starving, and recovering from glass being stabbed in his crotch is the funniest shit ever. "after this we're gonna eat some worms" was just the icing on the cake
Imagine bro never died for years and had his main character training montage
Edit: i just found out this is episode 1
he might have the worst begining stats,except for will
he had that maxed out from day 1
"Life is better. We're no longer naked, we have this knife and this plastic bag."
Some form of Advanced Hobo Simulator game then? Marvellous.
I have to like the comment, as i read it the same time he said it.
ahahahhaha
Sooooo... NEO Scavenger then?
I realized that in zombie apocalypse hobos would have pretty good odds to survive.
@@Lagmaster33 they're far more likely to die in the first few weeks without any shelter, but if they can manage to survive for awhile then thier odds would probably go up a bit
How he lazily and drunkenly slides past zombies has me dying
He gives zero shit
3:20
Imagine being a survivor then seeing this drunk, sick old man casually striding from a horde of zombies following and outpacing them just barely
The Hangover part 7
Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride,
I’m running and I won’t touch ground,
Oh no,
I got to keep to moving!
I'd like to imagine that the man in question is most likely wearing clothes that aren't his based on how he's wearing the shirt backwards, while also noticing that his shoes are untied and each pair is on the wrong foot.
This man clearly had a terrible case of the Mondays.
he knows the way to survive the apocalypse, better take notes!
@@MyoldAccount306 his everything is covered on blood lol.
"At least I'm safe inside my mind"
Anxiety: "Oh, hello there."
I believe that's supposed to be spelled: *OH, HELLO THERE!*
@@bionicdragon5 me: general anxiety you are a bold one
Of course my sleep paralysis demon takes the form of obi won from the prequels.
@@tiringsarcasm Well at least he’s handsome
@@stingerjohnny9951 Well I guess it’s either this or the zombies.
3:00 I like how the player character is just confidently yet meekly walking through a literal horde of mouths trying to eat him and is just doing a little shuffle every so often.
I have the image of Mr.Bean just ignoring the horde on his way to somewhere
Ignore zag, or whatever they call themselves now, they're nothing more than a now forgotten argument. The more they try to make you pissed at me, the less you should believe them, don't submit yourself to the mod mentality they'll so desperately force upon you in some poor attempt at getting back at me for some perceived slight.
"Force." I am just pointing out you said you wanted to beat me with a chair and called me the n word.
@@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea I quoted hamilton, and never said this "n-word" thing you keep insisting on.
@@nullpoint3346 sure, bubba.
I looked in the reply section *ONCE* and now I will probably never laugh again
“Worms to feed myself”
The vending machine right next to him: am I a joke to you
During his absence due to life situations, I had fallen into a dark pit involving virtual anime girls playing video games. I see over the horizon an amphibian. The soothing voice, and violence, await again.
it seems you have fallen into the RABBIT hole too i see...
@@walkingglasses6264 Oh no. Pretty strictly tea kettle.
@@zedinperil4748 hmm i see tbh i just did it for the joke im mostly with the shark, detective, and the reaper
@@walkingglasses6264 been checking those out since kettle is on break. I don't mind detective or reaper but then, I haven't seen much of that.
@@zedinperil4748 cool
The epitome of the “this is fine” meme right here.
Puts on shoes first, then socks.
*Wait that's illegal*
2:00
Putting socks over the shoes keeps the shoes warm. Happy shoes means happy survivor.
Omg I never noticed... I about pissed myself...
@@fandangobrandango7864 underrated
He also put on shoes before putting on skinny jeans.
Its like the next level beyond someone wearing socks with sandals. But, ya know, the man is drunk, bleeding and nude whilst trying to avoid being eaten, so I cant really give him too hard a time.
Love how this old man is just shouting "cough! Sneeze! Ah choo!" into the cold empty world
I woke up from a long night of drinking and decided that drinking more was a good idea. Bad idea.
I think I also caught a cold from making out with that fire hydrant last night...
After I was morning drunk, I decided to have some soup and a shower, so I put a pot of water on the stove and set it full blast.
I hopped in the shower, but I forgot that I was stone-blasted drunk, so I slipped and smashed the glass shower door, landing dick first on the shards.
At least i can have some soup now.
My house is on fire. The stove lit up my beanie baby collection on the counter and spread everywhere.
Oh yeah, and there's zombies everywhere. Welp, guess I'll just go for a walk.
I literally struggled to breathe while attempting to read this comment aloud to at friend because I was laughing so fucking hard.
@@ziknik7795 good to hear. People need a good laugh right now!
@@starlight4649 especially with the zombies
Typical weekend.
The is cannon now
3:21 I imagine this guy walking around in a zombie apocalypse quasi-casually and sarcastically saying "ah, not really the ideal start" while being followed by a horde of zombies
Ayy another Project Zomboid run. The series that got me into this channel in the first place was the all negative traits run, so I'm hype.
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same I fucking love this
The all mighty Worm Man
Same here i watched tomato play it and wanted a full play through
The Torso experience
For real man me too
"Sneezing doesn't make anything better, bandages do."
That was far funnier than it probably was.
FYI **This is the Build 41 IWBUMS beta branch of Project Zomboid available here: projectzomboid.com/blog/content/uploads/2019/10/iwbumshowto-768x486.gif
Hey folks! Apologies for the long absence - I'm still not out of the woods yet in my current life situation, though I've found it a bit easier and plausible to get back into the swing of making videos with an old favorite: Project Zomboid. Hope you enjoy! I'm currently drowning in emails, so please understand if it takes me awhile to get back ^.^
np m8
Glad to see you back!
it is all my good, my man, I'm just glad you are doing a bit better. you are by far my favorite UA-camr so I'm glad to have you back.
Happy your Back
No problem, glad to have you back mate!
Moral of this story: After killing a man *wear their socks*
Never let good socks go to waste
They certainly don’t need them anymore.
It's honestly surprising how a good pair of socks make a world of difference in real life for the shoes you wear.
@@Tilearian I know, right? I'm amazed how people can wear shoes without socks, it's like wearing socks with sandals. Boggles the mind.
@@eneco3965 I’ve damn near skinned my feet not wearing socks with boots and walking long distances never ever again
Ahh CDDA. I tried this a few years ago. I survived off foraging for 14 days before I managed to scavenge enough medical supplies to fix my glass impaled crotch. Good times
Wait this is the same thing as CDDA? Wow! I play the ASCII and 8-bit versions on my computer! I wondered if this game was related! Thanks for the reminder!
@@graycrest806 I don't think the game is related but this starter scenario certainly is
@@AuroraAce. I recently just found out! Thanks for the info!
@@jinnie7882 Oh really? That's pretty cool!
@@jinnie7882 I don't blame em! I like em both! I'm about a week in on my newest run on CDDA and just started a new round in Project Zomboid, I'm having a blast!
And thanks for the follow up!
"Name one character that suffers more than Ellie."
This video:
Boo
Boo G59 boo
when ellie become elliot
@@hellz23456 ?
@@robertcampbell3019 just type elliot page
@@hellz23456 his deadname isn't Ellie. -_-
An interesting thought: If this were real life, having that groin injury may have an extra consequence; If you were to run into other survivors, they may assume that it's a bite and that you're infected with the zombie virus.
Desperately trying to argue that you didn't get head from a zombie and no one's buying it.
It would be very easy to tell if he was wounded from broken glass compared to obvious bite mark patterns from human teeth.
@@zuresei Drunken man desperately tries to argue that he didn’t try and have relationships with a zombie
@@NoobWithACoolTophat "I did not have sexual relationships with that zombie"
The replies are amazing LMAO thanks guys for the laugh
you just calmly walking through the streets and talking relaxed while literally thousands of zomboys just miss you is great
The madman is back
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@@Nayhan123 thanks king
Welcome back my liege, listen people! Wormman has returned!
The series that introduced me to Ambiguousamphibian and led me to binge watch pretty much every series he's ever made. Its been almost 2 years, time for a re-watch
He's what got me into Project Zomboid, it's actually a fun game.
@@fluffyx1556 same here
"I see us surviving four days." Little did he know that Gerald Williams would ascend to enlightenment.
"And we're safe. And by safe, I mean infected and bleeding to death." Got me.
Gerald William is literally the "I don't know why I'm here, all I know is I must fight" guy.
It’s insane how this man can put a spongebob quote in almost every episode 😂
So happy to see you back in some capacity! From Worm Man to Drunken Man, I'm excited to see the all negative traits meme evolve!
Every so often I come back to watch this series. Gerald Williams is truly an inspiration
Hey I'm super sick, hypothermic, tired and about to die but you know what would be fun?
*60 minutes of burpees*
"i'm probably doomed, but goddamit i'm not gonna leave an out-of-shape corpse"
Gotta get those ladies somehow
On the verge of starvation,
let's burn off those extra calories that is sustaining his muscles to begin with.
@@norXmal only possible thought in that situation, if u think otherwise you are insane.
@@olivervansaase8894 it’s all about getting comfy with your shirt off ye-hah.
i have several HUNDRED hours in Zomboid now and i owe that to this wonderful series that started it all for me last year. thank you for sharing this with the world, you have fundamentally changed my life, this game is my dream come true and you have a permanent supporter for this.
This video got me in pz too a couple years ago
I always come back to this series when i'm sad. It makes me happy
3:30 this man is power walking by zombies
A madlad
I love how you constantly talk about how your character's life sucks but at least he has clothes, gotta admire the spirit.
Man woke up, still blackout drunk, a gash in his femoral artery, sneezing, drenched, oh and the house is on fire.
The fact that you have a soothing voice while also sounding like you are about to burst with laughter just won you a new sub. Hoh, that and the fact that you're awesome at the game!
I seem to come back to the legend of Gerald Williams always around christmas time idk why it just makes me feel cozy
Same ❤
AAAAY, Welcome back my friend! Missed seeing you round here!
Haven't heard about Project Zomboid before, but I am looking forward to see this series
Just FYI. I find this very entertaining and for some reason extremely relaxing. I literally pick an old playlist of video of AA's and fall asleep. Millennial Gamer Mom version of sleeping to serial killer pod cast. My favorite is tied between this and the artic tribal start rim world. Best sleep for me and the toddler.
A year later, but same here.
Gerald Williams. A man who puts on his shoes before his socks.
The Return of the King
Congrats on hitting the recommended! This is some interesting and enjoyable content!
9:26 that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Casual absolute depression reincarnate and the cinematic walk at the end holding the plastic
We're going into the woods, that's going to be the only safe place for miles around.
*Enters the woods*
Here litterally nothing is safe
hands down my favorite playthrough I've seen so far, I really loved the editing style and the implementation of the monologues and psychotic mumblings
really makes you feel as if you were watching the story of a lonesome man slowly descending into madness/
This is the first I've ever heard of this game. It looks extremely well thought out and seems to function very well! Needless to say I purchased within 5 minutes.
Fitting you raising from the dead with a zombie series
3:12:I like how u're walking right through the middle of them like"this is fine"XD like I would've probably lost my💩there lol
I know alot of users that watch you videos disapprove of your heavily editted content, but I just wanted to say me and my fiancé have been thoroughly rewatching alot of your content every night. And your edited content is most definitely our favorite hands down.
You straight up invented a whole new genre with this series. Genius.
the fact that throughout the whole video you reference how fortunate you are to have clothes is actually hilarious
Man, being a Witcher took its toll on poor Geralt.
Can't wait to see Worm Man's apprentice become one with the gods.
I come back to this series often, it gets better each time. I think thats very special.
i’m generally filled with joy when i see you coming back with a PZ video, but with 3 times the audience compared to two years ago.
I love the way you talk. You sound like the characters inner voice as he laments his existence.
Idk if anyone has mentioned this but I REALLY appreciate the subtitles for this long video of mostly talking
What a great series this was! hahah
An out of shape fitness instructor? Kind of a contradictory combination
Nah, that's just any normal gym teacher.
Plenty of hypocritical fitness instructors out there with a good old pot belly. Maybe they used to be in shape but that was lost long ago.
@@benjimanfitzpatrick9976 well he is underweight not overweight so maybe he dieted too much.
never said he was a good one
"Ironic. He could save others from being out of shape, but not himself."
- Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine, 69 BBY
So many phrases from this series pop into my head throughout the day.
Entire series is absolutely fantastic!!
I came back to episode one to make sure it’s seen that this entire this is worth watching every minute of every episode!
And to subscribe
I thought I was having a bad day but then I saw this and can at least appreciate that my house isn't on fire while I'm blackout drunk with the flu and glass in my crotch during the zombie apocalypse being chased around the neighborhood by the undead while I'm naked
This is amazing, seeing as how calmly he makes his commentary while being chased by 20 zombies was hilarious
"we gonna do some fitness training, and then we are gonna eat some worms" living the life I see lol
Glad to hear things are settling down for you enough to get back into creating content! Looking forward to watching this series unfold as well as whatever other ridiculous gaming shenanigans you get up to next
I've watched this so much I can recite the intro off by heart.
It's my religion now.
OMG I WAS JUST WATCHING PZ AND YOU'RE BACK THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER HOLY CRAP
This feels like Gerald Williams could be another One Punch Man character with his background story.
FINALLY ALL I WANTED PLEASE MAKE A SERIES OF THAT D:
I'm going to rewatch this excellent series. to re-hear his quotes. "dont question it" is a favorite of mine. another is "at least i am safe inside my mind"
Good to have you back for a bit! Literally 28 seconds in and I'm already laughing, you make my day dude!! Be safe and be well!
11:05
That man over there counting zombie kills like Goblin Slayer XD
Glad to see you back! I’ve been in low supply of interesting steam games so your videos keep me entertained lmao
I found this him just yesterday and im already subscribed, therapy? Who's that? I watch this guy now
3:23 i love how the guy just walks like one hundred zombies following him like a normal day
I come back to this series every so often when I remember Gerald walking away from a swarm of zombies and AA saying "at least I'm safe inside my mind". It's often the best way to express how I'm feeling.
Never clicked so fast ever before In my life, love you m8
Seems like a true to life game. I, too, would need a zombie apocalypse to start exercising.
I love your PZ gameplays. Watched your all-negative trait run and loved it. Can't wait to see the rest of this! So long as you're having fun, keep it up :)
Survivor: How did you get through the horde of zombies? The town is miles away!
Gerald Williams (completely drunk): I walked?
I just kept stumbling and it just kept working !
0:09 That character reminds me way too much of someone a little too close to home, and I'm ok with that.
I dont know if you'll see this, but this series meant so much to me when it came out. And how unique of an experience it was, it left me crying at the end. Seriously this is your best work, and is what i consider the best lets play series. lots of love AA
Look who's alive! I binged your last Project Zomboid series in your absence, and I'm glad to see you again.
I have the flu so once again I am re-watching the great saga of Gerald Williams. I think at this point it is safe to say that this is my favorite show. Incredible narrative arc. Can't wait to sit here all day and watch him be garbage at absolutely everything.
Welcome back, we missed you. I'm really glad things are starting to get better for you even if they're not fully okay again quite yet.
The image of him walking slowly with his wee plastic bag in his hand killed me. I laughed so hard!
Mans realistically would have been infected when he stomped that first zombie’s head in with bare feet XD
"Don't forget, our character is still ass." perfect description.
I have tried that scenario so often and it's always the coughing that does me in. As soon as the character looses their cold it's relatively smooth sailing but until then they die like flies.
I'm sure AA knows this by now but for new players who watch this very famous video - if you need thread just rip up a ton of zombie clothing. Each item you rip up has a chance to provide thread.
Ah yes Gerald Williams who could forget the breakout star of 1 man 1 jar
Keep safe and keep up with the good work. Amphib. Your content is a pretty nice balm in rough times for everyone, so thank you for continuing even during good ol' 2020.
I don't know about you guys but this is one of the best documentary I have seen in a zombie situation.
going into this serious for the 3rd time now. true gem of entertainment. you deserve every bit of success you had with these videos and i wholeheartedly begrudge every bit of it.
I've avoided this game for years I thought it was some cheap zombie survival but watching this video it honestly looks great.
Bought it ?
And once again I am here to watch this series in its entirety.
trying to become less shit at zomboid by studying the sacred texts
I just got off a 12 hour shift and am sitting down for the evening, I just want to thank you for being my entertainment for the night and I appreciate what you do, personally right now it means a lot to just relax so thanks for everything you do and keep up the great content.