7 Achievements You Will Never Get

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  • Опубліковано 14 лип 2024
  • Here are 7 Xbox achievements you will never get, no matter how good you are. Don't even bother trying. You might as well give up now. Don't believe us? Watch on.
    You might be brilliant with a sniper rifle or have the MMA skills of a BJJ champ, but you're not going to get any of these impossible achievements without terms of service-breaking hacks. These really are the most elusive achievements on Xbox Live.
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  • @jonathank7880
    @jonathank7880 7 років тому +436

    Online achievements are seriously the dumbest thing invented

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 роки тому +3

      I know right? Well atleast SVR 2007's Servers are still up with a fair amount of people

    • @dxm9951
      @dxm9951 4 роки тому +1

      i love them though :(

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- 4 роки тому +16

      @@dxm9951 You're free to like them but multiplayer-related trophies in games that are mainly for single-player stop me from getting the platinum. A great example of this would be Black Flag imo

    • @koencagurangan3256
      @koencagurangan3256 4 роки тому +1

      Try to platinum CoD WW2, those MP achievements are the pinnacle of stupidity

    • @SilkfireStudios
      @SilkfireStudios 4 роки тому +2

      100% especially the gmod one where you have to be on the same server as the creator

  • @WouldntWeather
    @WouldntWeather 7 років тому +759

    I think the cherry on the top would be the Stanley Parable's achievement "Unachievable" description: "It is impossible to get this achievement"

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 7 років тому +111

      Fun fact: The developer kept on changing the way that you get this achievement just so it was harder for the community to crack it!
      I heard that there's a very small chance that players can get it each second (like, verrrry small chance) but idkif that's true or nah

    • @jumrum
      @jumrum 6 років тому +34

      I have it lol

    • @x6beelzebub9x71
      @x6beelzebub9x71 6 років тому +35

      Try getting the achievement to become the king of tamriel in ESO now that's an impossible one

    • @AAAAAA23485
      @AAAAAA23485 6 років тому +28

      Or by meeting the real garry from gmod, man how sad that he is juat 1 person, he may give it to us all

    • @blakecurry3880
      @blakecurry3880 6 років тому +8

      EIGHT.

  • @marvfpv1590
    @marvfpv1590 8 років тому +504

    in the pc game garrys mod theres an achivment where you have to play on the same server as garry ( the maker of gmod )

    • @DJ_EDWN
      @DJ_EDWN 8 років тому +93

      I got that achievement but no idea how or what server

    • @JupJup1234567
      @JupJup1234567 8 років тому +66

      Same hey, he might have changed it to what most games do and play with someone who's got the chieve (from someone who played with someone who played with Gary etc)

    • @marvfpv1590
      @marvfpv1590 8 років тому +32

      Jupjup12345 then everyone would have it in a matter of days

    • @Walkingdog1000
      @Walkingdog1000 8 років тому +24

      +Marvin Schnabel not true. It still spreads pretty slowly

    • @andz54332TV
      @andz54332TV 8 років тому +14

      +Walkingdog1000 no... I'll spread fast.

  • @Boskov01
    @Boskov01 8 років тому +508

    The Army of Two and Chromehounds ones are just proof that achievements that have an online component should never be added, especially when the games require servers that are likely to be shut down 4-5 years after the game's release.

    • @Falcon4224
      @Falcon4224 8 років тому +36

      After server shut downs devs should make online games peer-to-peer. Yes, the experience isn't great, but at least it's better than having an unplayable game

    • @Boskov01
      @Boskov01 8 років тому +28

      Falcon4242 Either that or auto-award the achievements that become unattainable when the servers shut down.

    • @itzspencerr1403
      @itzspencerr1403 8 років тому +4

      Maybe if a PC version gets released, there's a chance that you'll get the achievement. Sure it isn't on Xbox, but you can say "I have the achievement that was once impossible!"

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 8 років тому +4

      exactly, also making online only games very sad.

    • @Boskov01
      @Boskov01 8 років тому +10

      Oblithian Same with multiplayer only or multiplayer exclusive games like Battlefront. When those servers eventually shut down, everyone who bought Battlefront will be left holding a $60 bookend since there won't be anything for them to do with it once the servers are shut down. That's why fans were begging for Instant Action to be added to the game so they could at least keep playing even after the servers are shut down.

  • @ozymandiaz566
    @ozymandiaz566 8 років тому +240

    In the PC game Dungeons of Dredmor there is an achievement called Sewer Brew which requires you to have a drink in real life with the developers. Good luck getting that achievement.

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 років тому +2

      Maybe a pretty penny can get it for u...

    • @HulkRemade
      @HulkRemade 8 років тому +12

      +ozymandiaz566
      Inb4 I call the devs up and they die the next day.

    • @mookiemorjax
      @mookiemorjax 8 років тому +2

      +ozymandiaz566 Can't wait to get that one - I love that game!

    • @aradfir3441
      @aradfir3441 8 років тому

      +ozymandiaz566 SAM? steam achievement manager

    • @ozymandiaz566
      @ozymandiaz566 8 років тому +5

      Where's the fun in that?

  • @Musicrecords10
    @Musicrecords10 8 років тому +389

    This list could basically be filled with all the old EA games..

    • @TheBritt2001
      @TheBritt2001 6 років тому +9

      Yeah, the Army of Two one reminded me of the exercise game with a similar system of going through their website to get an achievement - that site now replaced with an advert for the new exercise game instead. Blooming EA.

    • @starman9976
      @starman9976 6 років тому +7

      John Lawrence Halliburton I actually like the Army of Two series. Shame it's made by EA though..

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower 5 років тому +8

      @@TheBritt2001 Just started recently playing Mass Effect 3. There's one War Asset you can acquire by playing the mobile game, Mass Effect Infiltrator. Which would be fine, except that had already removed that game from all online stores. Why? Who the fuck knows! I know it can't be for any monetary reason. So you can't get that. But I'm waiting for the moment that the N7 HQ site disappears off the internet, and they also decide to stop supporting the multiplayer servers, which means the 'readiness' rating in-game is stuck at 50%.
      The achievements are nothing, they only affect some number on your online profile that absolutely no one else is looking at. The Mass Effect 3 stuff actually affects the single-player campaign.
      In summation: fuck EA!

    • @tekii111
      @tekii111 5 років тому +2

      _buys all the achievements through ea shop_
      >:)

  • @brianperry6079
    @brianperry6079 8 років тому +430

    Day 68: still stuck on rayman legends

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 8 років тому

      really how that game was easy

    • @brianperry6079
      @brianperry6079 8 років тому

      +Oblue Gaming Just trying to be funny but I agree it's easy

    • @Dylan-sd2yz
      @Dylan-sd2yz 8 років тому +1

      that's one my favourite games bro

    • @brianperry6079
      @brianperry6079 8 років тому

      +That Random Kid Same here it's just that I've played it so much that it's easy for me

    • @Dylan-sd2yz
      @Dylan-sd2yz 8 років тому

      cool

  • @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037
    @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037 6 років тому +56

    What about "MUSIC FAN" from Space Invaders: Infinity Gene on Xbox 360?
    To get this achievement, you need to play music mode 10 times, however music mode uses playlists stored on the Xbox 360 hard drive and it's impossible to do that on the Xbox 360 right now, so this achievement is impossible on Xbox 360.

  • @grayphantom9619
    @grayphantom9619 8 років тому +292

    EA is notorious for charging full price for online-only games... only to shut down the servers required to play those games.
    I guarantee you, and will bet any amount of money, that in a couple years Star Wars: Battlefront will be unplayable.

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 років тому +3

      U just r a hater

    • @xenxc5998
      @xenxc5998 8 років тому +34

      +The Spy149 You just need to LEARN ENGLISH

    • @jdnightcore7775
      @jdnightcore7775 8 років тому +5

      +Benji Roberson You need to learn how to use a full stop.
      Hear is a hint. It looks like this...
      .
      Ahhhh a full stop. Yes the most important of puntuation.

    • @xenxc5998
      @xenxc5998 8 років тому +34

      JDNightcore You need to learn how to spell punctuation

    • @qwertyzxcvbn3174
      @qwertyzxcvbn3174 8 років тому +11

      It's already unplayable

  • @notbobby125
    @notbobby125 9 років тому +188

    The hardest achievement that is at least theoretically possible to get is probably EU4's Three Mountain Achievement. Europa Universalis 4 is a Paradox Grand strategy game taking place in 1445-1840 as real world countries, which means it is slightly more complicated than landing on the Moon. The game is hard enough when your playing a large European power such as England or France, particularly if you want to conquer the entire planet.
    You have to deal with near constant rebels, every other nation on Earth hating your war mongering, RNG shitting on you at the worst of times, and other such issues, but to get the Three Mountain Achievement you must take over the world as a tiny island nation (which starts out with the worst economy, and one of the worst tech groups and religions in the game) on the no save scumming/cheating allowed "Ironman" mode. The only one who has gone on record and done it had to squeeze out every single exploit he could, all of which were promptly patched.

    • @Kevin-bs5tv
      @Kevin-bs5tv 9 років тому +36

      well, I always was suspicious of Madagascar....................

    • @Eastr0n
      @Eastr0n 9 років тому +18

      Sonya Lappin to be fair he does say "at least theoretically possible".

    • @Artess-od8wb
      @Artess-od8wb 9 років тому +11

      Sonya Lappin Well, this is much more fun, isn't it? If the achievement is glitched and either abandoned or going to be fixed later, it's not a big deal. Not much to talk about, really. But the Three Mountains... oh man, that's a real Achievement. And, by the way, it might as well be impossible - I don't think there has been anyone who managed it in the recent five or so patches. Many people on the forums say that it is literally impossible to do, and the devs haven't said anything about that. But at least it's not because the game is simply broken, like most of the examples here.

    • @shanehaney6183
      @shanehaney6183 9 років тому

      notbobby125 Play Hearts of Iron 3, the most complicated game in the 3 Grand Strategies: EU4 is least, than Vicky II, and then HoI3. Try very Hard mode without cheats and controlling everything by yourself, including Diplomacy, production, Intelligence, and Technology while conquering the world. No achievement too! D:

    • @assissin1killer
      @assissin1killer 9 років тому

      notbobby125 and the face that after you take down the stronger powers it gets quite boring

  • @biglittleorme2438
    @biglittleorme2438 8 років тому +266

    I'll never get the Gmod achievement to play with Gary

    • @itzfoxydk6687
      @itzfoxydk6687 8 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @afflicted5121
      @afflicted5121 8 років тому +11

      There is a glitch with that if you play a certain map u get the achievement

    • @itzfoxydk6687
      @itzfoxydk6687 8 років тому

      +Fearocity how

    • @itzfoxydk6687
      @itzfoxydk6687 8 років тому

      +10100101101101011001 100101011011011011010110101 (loud gun shot)

    • @ScottKJolicoeur
      @ScottKJolicoeur 8 років тому

      I have it lol

  • @plant3341
    @plant3341 5 років тому +26

    "I'm warning you now, don't take this as a challenge"
    "Challenge accepted"

  • @EpicFelinski
    @EpicFelinski 10 років тому +50

    Well I thought this video would just be about very hard achievements that were extremely difficult. But no, you cannot literally get these achievements. Yeah wow amazing video.

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 8 років тому +82

    Real Life
    Insane.
    Complete Ride to Hell: Retribution without destroying the disc.
    500g.

    • @ezgaming8716
      @ezgaming8716 8 років тому +4

      +The Zachvolt even 1000G/Platinum trophy is not enough to tempt any sane person from doing that

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 років тому

      +aw454wtr now if it was 9000000g I wouldn

    • @mibdev
      @mibdev 8 років тому

      +aw454wtr I would.

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 8 років тому

      +The Zachvolt
      P.S. Forgot to mention.
      The game glitches and, when giving you the option to keep the disc or destroy it, it will force you to say "Yes."

    • @ultragamer952
      @ultragamer952 8 років тому

      +The Zachvolt i did.....*sob* *sob* i don't know where the disk is after i finished it though...the disk doesn't work anymore for some reason....not that i would play it again anyway

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy96 8 років тому +46

    Do a *_7 Games You Will Never Play_* (because EA took the online-only servers down)

  • @Laserkitten
    @Laserkitten 8 років тому +55

    Making a settlement full of happiness in fallout 4.

    • @NatsuDragn33I
      @NatsuDragn33I 8 років тому

      +Laser kitten Lol, it's not that har-oh god.....

    • @NatsuDragn33I
      @NatsuDragn33I 8 років тому +1

      O.o;

    • @godofthecorn3011
      @godofthecorn3011 8 років тому +2

      +Laser kitten *smugly* Ive got that one!

    • @Laserkitten
      @Laserkitten 8 років тому

      I have the 16 max level shops, every wall is covered in paintings, I have roofs over beds, I have a equal amount of food and water, and a 260 defence level. All that and the only step left is to stand for hours, but I won't do that any time soon.

    • @christianaloi3917
      @christianaloi3917 8 років тому +1

      +Laser kitten I got this achievement. Although comparatively it was the hardest in the game, it's totally doable. All that matters is a bit of extra Food and Water, a lot of extra Defense, and most importantly, plenty of Shops. To be specific, Surgery Centers generate more Happiness than anything else. So, have every citizen at a Surgery Center except for the few you need to gather Food. (Note: if you need money for Surgery Centers, remember you can delete your other Shops and get back half the caps. Before butchering your Settlement though, save beforehand so you can restore it once you get the achievement.) Also, remember your Population Cap is based on your Charisma, so use Clothing and Stims to temporarily raise your Charisma so you can have the maximum number of Citizens. I haven't played the game in a while, but I believe the formula for Population Cap for an individual Settlement is your current Charisma + 10. Once you have all these things set up, place a bell and a bed in your Settlement. Ring the bell to call all your Citizens together (they are more happy when they are close to you,) then use the bed and rest. Keep alternating between ringing the bell and resting for a few hours at a time until you get 100 Happiness. Good luck!

  • @BlazinVoid59
    @BlazinVoid59 10 років тому +244

    It's impossible to 100% on AC4. I was at 99%, and all I had to do was get to a chest, once I opened it, I still was at 99%. Apparently to get 100%, I needed to find a Tavern in Kingston, which does not exist.

    • @TheOod560
      @TheOod560 10 років тому +17

      I got 100 on ac4

    • @BlazinVoid59
      @BlazinVoid59 10 років тому +31

      ggggg rrrrrrrr 0-0 Wait, WHAT? HOW'D YOU FIND THE NON-EXISTENT TAVERN? Unless it has to do something with developers downgrading games for the WiiU...

    • @jayparrish1
      @jayparrish1 10 років тому +156

      BlazinVoid
      > Buys AC4 for the WiiU
      > Expects it to work properly and not be a piece of shit

    • @GewoonRobbie
      @GewoonRobbie 10 років тому +5

      Jay Parrish Wii indeed sucks

    • @WhatTheHell919
      @WhatTheHell919 10 років тому +46

      BlazinVoid
      >Has a Wii
      >Thinks it's a real console
      >Still somehow surprised to find out games don'r work properly on it.

  • @rob11007
    @rob11007 8 років тому +401

    Go outside from Stanley Parable
    Don't play the game for 5 years....what if you forget how long its been and play on the 4th year the day before you get the achievement? sorry have to wait another 5 years..

    • @itzspencerr1403
      @itzspencerr1403 8 років тому +16

      Please just change the clock. The idea of receiving a world record for it though...

    • @otis7886
      @otis7886 8 років тому +1

      +PANZER WAFFLZ TWINS!

    • @GuydzakFilms
      @GuydzakFilms 8 років тому +7

      +Gaius Julius Caesar and there's that ending where you have to play that baby game for four hours straight

    • @Hisdudeness9500
      @Hisdudeness9500 8 років тому +4

      +Gaius Julius Caesar Halfway through year two :P

    • @RedNinNinNinja
      @RedNinNinNinja 8 років тому +9

      +Gaius Julius Caesar and let's not forget about the "unachievable" achievement, which, last time time I looked, couldn't be obtained any more unless you go and do some chances to the game files...

  • @RJ-pw9ij
    @RJ-pw9ij 8 років тому +20

    There was an achievement in Assassin's Creed: Revelations that required 100% game completion. There was a glitch in one of the patches that didn't allow the game to register once you've created all types of bombs. But all you had to do was uninstall the update and do it from there and you were good👍🏼

    • @gremlinmogwai9649
      @gremlinmogwai9649 4 роки тому

      How do you uninstall a update from a downloaded game?
      I'll guess you have a hard copy!

    • @AdamLB
      @AdamLB 2 роки тому

      @@gremlinmogwai9649 clear system cache

  • @leonardchurch1368
    @leonardchurch1368 7 років тому +91

    What about the Ghostbusters 2016 achievement: (Have fun playing the game?) I still struggle earning it

    • @saulramirez1093
      @saulramirez1093 5 років тому +3

      Leonard Church you’re not having fun the right way

    • @MaxDaDwarf
      @MaxDaDwarf 3 роки тому

      @@saulramirez1093 man gave this guy advice 2 years after he asked

    • @MaxDaDwarf
      @MaxDaDwarf 3 роки тому

      And I have clearly kept the chain of sending a message to this comment 2 years apart from the most recent other

  • @lastnamefirstname5546
    @lastnamefirstname5546 9 років тому +76

    an achievement paradox: get and achievement for getting all the achievements

    • @jjona7199
      @jjona7199 9 років тому

      Woah...

    • @jmw1776
      @jmw1776 9 років тому +4

      Not a paradox... google it

    • @fascilime
      @fascilime 9 років тому +3

      so if you need to get all of the achievements in the game to get the achievement. doesnt that mean that you also need that achievement to get that achievement?

    • @fixedassets9061
      @fixedassets9061 9 років тому +1

      Creeperkid48Mobile Yes.

    • @whimsicallegend6828
      @whimsicallegend6828 9 років тому +2

      Ya dark souls

  • @wdtnsnewsandrumours4868
    @wdtnsnewsandrumours4868 10 років тому +52

    Bully:Scholarship edition, got all the achievements except for the last one which is an achievement for getting all the achievements...

  • @cartoonhoodie131
    @cartoonhoodie131 8 років тому +63

    Where is the first achievement from the game Deadpool? That was one of the hardest achievements ever.

    • @Taevarth
      @Taevarth 8 років тому +19

      this isn't "hardest achievements"
      these are impossible.
      You CAN'T get them, no matter how hard you try in the present.
      the past doesn't count, it jsut matters that it isn't now.

    • @larsvanboxem701
      @larsvanboxem701 8 років тому +5

      +Firetail the Charizard it was a joke cause the fist achivement you need to do nothing for its just watch

    • @Taevarth
      @Taevarth 8 років тому

      Lars VanBoxem
      oh

    • @trentdickerson2149
      @trentdickerson2149 8 років тому +1

      +Lars VanBoxem second too

    • @josswoods6278
      @josswoods6278 8 років тому

      What did u have to do?

  • @FunForMyWorld
    @FunForMyWorld 8 років тому +4

    Getting the "Ultimate Collector" Achievement in Lost Planet 2 was REALLY impossible.You have to own all Nicknames, but for the Nickname "World Champion" you had to... well... be the first in the complete multiplayer ranking, or score a world record in training mode.

  • @madibrown1942
    @madibrown1942 9 років тому +36

    I once played a game (I forgot what it was called) where the 60th achievement was to get 60 achievements. Unfortunately, being the achievement hunter I am, I had to finish with only 59. This fabled 60th haunts me every night.

    • @ojd9145
      @ojd9145 Рік тому +1

      *R 3 T Y R N

    • @CSBodys
      @CSBodys Рік тому +3

      So to get the last achievement you had to get the last achievement?

  • @awesomenokes
    @awesomenokes 10 років тому +15

    In Halo 3, there is an achievement for winning your first online match, if you mess that up, you cant get the achievement ever again. There were also achievements that required you to play on certain dates, back in 2007 i think

    • @Chrisboy265
      @Chrisboy265 10 років тому +1

      I just looked at the achievements for Halo 3 and I can confirm that you don't know what you're talking about. There is no achievement for winning your first online match, and no achievement requires you to play on a specific date in 2007. There is a achievement that requires you to play on the 7th day of the 7th month though. However, it doesn't refer to 2007.

    • @awesomenokes
      @awesomenokes 10 років тому +1

      This is what I was thinking of:
      "Vidmaster Challenge: Annual
      After 9/25/08, complete Halo on 4-player Legendary LIVE co-op, with Iron, and everyone in Ghosts."
      the "win first match: came from my ass, I should have researched, instead I assumed.

    • @Chrisboy265
      @Chrisboy265 10 років тому +1

      ***** It's fine bro

    • @colourblind3213
      @colourblind3213 10 років тому +1

      There were also achievements that required you to play on certain dates'' Yes just change the time and date on your xbox..

  • @techpriestemily
    @techpriestemily 8 років тому +292

    So, why the hell don't they fix it? Oh, right, it's Microsoft.

    • @fartssmell671
      @fartssmell671 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @M0vess
      @M0vess 8 років тому +50

      It's not Microsoft it's the developers

    • @rogerramirez4532
      @rogerramirez4532 8 років тому +29

      Microsoft didn't make every single game that ever came out on xbox and if they did they would never have the time to fix any of them.

    • @techpriestemily
      @techpriestemily 8 років тому +6

      Roger Ramirez
      No, but they manage the system that gives achievements, you know, XBOX LIVE.

    • @K_Aki001
      @K_Aki001 8 років тому +28

      +Sh4dowWalker96 No Xbox Live is just the online aspect of Xbox the system does not control achievements as it is hard coded into the game themselves and have nothing to do with Microsoft. The game developers would have to release a patch to fix the game as it's part of the games code and has no input from Xbox live besides showing you your gamerscore and detecting that your online for certain achievements.

  • @Aksuuuk
    @Aksuuuk 8 років тому +367

    Sthe hardest achivment is probably getting a girl friend

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 8 років тому +5

      True

    • @Veloreyn
      @Veloreyn 8 років тому +42

      +pc master race Unfortunately that one conflicts with my wife achievement.

    • @xander1226
      @xander1226 8 років тому +2

      True dat bro

    • @manololagd9245
      @manololagd9245 8 років тому +4

      Is there a break up achievement?

    • @themariomasterr
      @themariomasterr 8 років тому +2

      done

  • @Jamesthe1
    @Jamesthe1 9 років тому +123

    Don't forget the "Unachieveable" achievement in The Stanley Parable!

    • @TheFancyCreeper2412
      @TheFancyCreeper2412 9 років тому +19

      you can get it, i have it.

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 9 років тому

      Tell me how so I know you're not lying.

    • @TheFancyCreeper2412
      @TheFancyCreeper2412 9 років тому +41

      everytime you restart the game you have a slim chance of randomly get it.
      there is not other way to get it

    • @OfficerShinki
      @OfficerShinki 9 років тому

      James Inness i have it too.

    • @TheDubstepLemon
      @TheDubstepLemon 9 років тому

      James Inness Ya, the way achievements work, at least on steam, is there is a bit in the code that, you know, LET'S YOU GET THEM. But hey.....

  • @bloodhound1182
    @bloodhound1182 9 років тому +106

    On my first playthrough of Dishonored I killed NOBODY and I was very stealthy (Being the Stealthy gamer I am) And I almost got the f*cking ghost achievement BUT THEN I realized that sometimes i threw the guards unconcious bodies into water drowning them...
    F*ck my life! And to this day that achievement haunts me! And sometimes on quiet nights I could hear the Ba-dunk Xbox achievement unlocked noise...

    • @zeratir7873
      @zeratir7873 9 років тому

      Haha.

    • @supajero
      @supajero 9 років тому +5

      What do you think would have happened if you threw someones unconscious body into water filled with ravenous piranhas?

    • @bloodhound1182
      @bloodhound1182 9 років тому

      All about that Kawaii I threw them into the water without thinking

    • @zeratir7873
      @zeratir7873 9 років тому

      Spartan Lugia as much as throwing them in a dumpster can sometimes kill them. plus you have to make sure rats cannot get to them...

    • @bloodhound1182
      @bloodhound1182 9 років тому

      zchr I usually knocked them out and hid them my ways were: Under tables, In Dumpsters (That didn't kill them), In the shadows, and Ultimately dumping them into the water

  • @MultiAj2003
    @MultiAj2003 8 років тому +41

    The flappy goat achievement in goat simulator. It's not impossible, but it might feel like it. It literally took me 3 hours just to get it.

  • @jimmyperkins97
    @jimmyperkins97 8 років тому +107

    Unless you hack achievements

  • @originalscreenname44
    @originalscreenname44 9 років тому +19

    It's not impossible but the Go Outside achievement for Stanley Parable is probably going to be something few people have since it requires you not to play the game for 5 years.

    • @NateNetworkNightcoree
      @NateNetworkNightcoree 9 років тому +3

      originalscreenname44 its easy just change year on your computer time

    • @NateNetworkNightcoree
      @NateNetworkNightcoree 9 років тому +1

      NateNetwork - Nightcore so its possible

    • @blazingfire066
      @blazingfire066 9 років тому +2

      NateNetwork - Nightcore But, you have to go offline first; otherwise, the Steam time servers will prove you wrong.

    • @KormaMan
      @KormaMan 9 років тому

      Blazingfire0 nope works anyway

  • @TheFlyinSquirrel
    @TheFlyinSquirrel 10 років тому +32

    I personally don't think games should have online achievements unless it's only an online game

    • @tylerwarren7175
      @tylerwarren7175 10 років тому +12

      Agreed man, not everyone plays online.

    • @charliejames1981
      @charliejames1981 10 років тому +6

      Amen I dont like having the achievement there I think its some way the gamer have a reason to play online for

    • @TheFlyinSquirrel
      @TheFlyinSquirrel 10 років тому +3

      Yeah it forces people to buy the game at launch. But even then, look at the new tomb raider. I LOVE tomb raider games and I will never platinum it because there just isn't anyone playing online because it's a flat out trash multiplayer.

    • @charliejames1981
      @charliejames1981 10 років тому +4

      Yeah I have Tomb Raider and its a great game but playing it online is a no go...

  • @reinaldoortizthechampionof6858
    @reinaldoortizthechampionof6858 7 років тому +27

    this channel is a better amd smarter version of wm.

  • @zerodeths4084
    @zerodeths4084 8 років тому

    outside xbox you are a great channel and you gave me a lot of feedback about the xbox history which I am going to get myself. So I want to say thank you and keep on doing what you are doing because I love it.

  • @spuzzfipple951
    @spuzzfipple951 10 років тому +28

    If I ever get into game design, I'm gonna make an evil achievement.
    I'll put in the option to listen to a long video tutorial (interactive so you HAVE to watch it) that runs for maybe five minutes. At the very end, you get an achievement (maybe something like "Self Torture") and are prompted with "listen to tutorial again?"
    If you don't hit yes within a certain amount of time, you lose your chance at another achievement (respectively called "Button Mashing"). Hit "yes", earn the achievement and go through the tutorial again. If you watch the tutorial five times in a row, you earn the achievement "Slow Learner" and a huge amount of gamer points.

    • @lunalane
      @lunalane 10 років тому

      Except for borderlands 2 dlc, listening to grandma

    • @CarlTehZombie
      @CarlTehZombie 10 років тому

      lunalane yeah thats like that achievement what he wants to make but listening to the Grandma Flexington is actually pretty amusing so i didnt mind it

    • @BlazinVoid59
      @BlazinVoid59 10 років тому

      Me personally, I would have the player try to find in a round room the croissant in the corner. (Ah Penulitimo from Tropico 5) No, what I'd really do is have the player race through a 1 hour dungeon within 30 min, take no damage, no teleporting, and have to listen to a 90's guide to the internet and make it interactive.

  • @ChaosTheSalamander
    @ChaosTheSalamander 9 років тому +126

    I always wondered how you get an achievement that you get by getting all of the achievements but you can only get all of the achievements by getting the achievement that you get by getting all of the achievements. sooooo....can someone explain?

    • @garrettrice2229
      @garrettrice2229 9 років тому +23

      No

    • @ChaosTheSalamander
      @ChaosTheSalamander 9 років тому

      ***** ive seen achivements thats like what ive explained. seriously

    • @ChaosTheSalamander
      @ChaosTheSalamander 9 років тому +8

      ***** just...forget i said anything.

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 9 років тому

      ***** he means the achievements that say " get all achievements " assassins creed black flag (sort of ) has two . 1 PS3 achievement and 1 in game achievement

    • @soewithanumber
      @soewithanumber 9 років тому

      thats exatly what i think

  • @chrissy9466
    @chrissy9466 7 років тому +2

    I remember playing worms mayhem on the PS2, I also remember doing that mission so many good memories on the PS2 like starwars battlefront, crash bandicoot and cars, star wars the force unleashed and more

  • @cyberra0180
    @cyberra0180 5 років тому +1

    Pay It Forward and BFA from Darksiders II. When THQ and Vigil Games went under, they took the servers with them. And with them went the achievement for sending an item to a friend who also had the game, as well as the achievement for unlocking everything else. Supposedly they were put back up for a while, but then taken down again, making these achievements once again unobtainable.

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 9 років тому +42

    I have a Game Boy Emulator on my phone and with it came Pokemon Emerald. I have a Kadabra on my main team, and in order fir Kadabra to evolve, I need to trade it. The thing is that I can't trade it because again, it's on an Emulator. That coupled with the assumption a Legendary or two came from Events, I can safely say that I can never catch 'em all.

    • @definitelyhacked4000
      @definitelyhacked4000 9 років тому

      Theres always cheats ;)

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 років тому

      Nick Piening Nah I don't do cheats

    • @definitelyhacked4000
      @definitelyhacked4000 9 років тому

      Me neither, only to do things that cant be done anymore (like events)

    • @skaterboy5100
      @skaterboy5100 9 років тому +1

      there actually is a way to trade with yourself but i wont go into details because its hard to explain. look it up if you want

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 років тому

      Jon Murray ...tell me more

  • @AnnoyedPigeon
    @AnnoyedPigeon 10 років тому +17

    It would be nice if they just gave you all the online Achievement/Trophies for games when the online is shutdown and scrapped.. so you can at least 100% it

  • @AndreasK333
    @AndreasK333 8 років тому +41

    Where's battleblock theater's achievement about completing insane mode? :D

    • @justsomeguy7246
      @justsomeguy7246 8 років тому +7

      oh please you just have to not give up, did you see Jack or Dan give up during the sans battle?

    • @AndreasK333
      @AndreasK333 8 років тому +5

      Dr Funtime1983 Everything is okay, they need just to buckle their pants!

    • @justsomeguy7246
      @justsomeguy7246 8 років тому +3

      Krav4enko A pull up your socks and dance

    • @_narrows
      @_narrows 8 років тому +1

      What do you mean? I've almost got it and I've seen another person who does have it.

    • @kharkattz0247
      @kharkattz0247 8 років тому

      +Dr Funtime1983 dont pull up your socks "buckle up yo pants"

  • @Ward1706
    @Ward1706 6 років тому +5

    "To the point of irretrievable insanity." You clearly haven't worked in a Pizza Chain long term.

  • @shaun-ography
    @shaun-ography 9 років тому +46

    "Achievements" Probably the most ironically named thing to date.

    • @agustinscaffidi8503
      @agustinscaffidi8503 9 років тому +2

      +Shaun Luxon why?

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 8 років тому +13

      +Agustin Scaffidi Because at the end of a day you've only sat in front of a device the whole day instead of doing something that's useful to you or others. I think that's what he meant.

    • @shaun-ography
      @shaun-ography 8 років тому +1

      Backon Lazer Pretty much, yeh. A name like "challenges" would be more appropriate but I guess the industry kind of need it to feel like an achievement

    • @MasterJazz09
      @MasterJazz09 8 років тому +19

      +Backon Lazer there are worst things in life. like complaining about the name of achievements and trying to down play others enjoyment to build some one self esteem up because thats really useful.....oh wait.

    • @shaun-ography
      @shaun-ography 8 років тому +5

      MasterJazz09 someone sounds a bit butt hurt.

  • @GoldieH3
    @GoldieH3 10 років тому +38

    I hate games that publish online achievements. Usually because 90% of the games with online achievements are dead.

    • @EquinoxWarrior
      @EquinoxWarrior 10 років тому +7

      Nice pic.

    • @timmythex9684
      @timmythex9684 10 років тому

      Your Talking About Assassins creed 4 D:

    • @GoldieH3
      @GoldieH3 10 років тому

      Timmy Thex
      I'm talking about any game that is dead online. Games such as Crysis.

    • @gremlinmogwai9649
      @gremlinmogwai9649 4 роки тому

      Alien Colonial Marines.
      You need the achievements to unlock weapon decals.

  • @-TheFacelessGamer-
    @-TheFacelessGamer- 7 років тому +4

    I know of one that is some what impossible. It's still slightly possible but unlikely. The game is called Gmod, and this one achievement is called "Yes, I am the real Garry!", and to get it, you must play on the same server as Garry, the creator.

  • @Beardaniels
    @Beardaniels 7 років тому +6

    chromehounds was amazing when the servers were up. probably have more hours put into that game than any other... maybe skyrim.

  • @codeman199
    @codeman199 8 років тому +139

    I was expecting The Stanley Parable's "Unachievable" achievement which is literally impossible to get. There used to be a way by using the console in the game and entering a command but that has been patched leaving the achievement impossible.
    Edit: I have since got the achievement by reverse engineering the game, I felt bad doing it because the developer disagrees with that. Oh well. :\

  • @shadowhunter12692
    @shadowhunter12692 10 років тому +21

    I hate online achievements/trophies. It sucks when you pick up an old game and you can not get all the achievements.

    • @The_gaming_archaeologist
      @The_gaming_archaeologist 10 років тому +7

      I hate them stopping me from getting a platinum on my PS3.

    • @BuddytheUser
      @BuddytheUser 10 років тому +4

      Especially if there is unlockable stuff from those said trophies/achivements. Looking at you, Motorstorm: Pacific Rift

  • @beckybecky125
    @beckybecky125 5 років тому +1

    I like the short explanation on the Cars "Overachiever" achievement.

  • @denkiryu226
    @denkiryu226 8 років тому

    That robot mech game you showed gave me the hardest nostalgia ever from when I played it on the first Xbox at my uncles house

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 10 років тому +36

    I've got that Army of Two achievement. I made a mask and played online when the game first came out. Your title is forfeit.

    • @IPODsify
      @IPODsify 10 років тому +15

      you cant get the achievement now

    • @MuchKoku
      @MuchKoku 10 років тому +1

      Ira Gamagoori Phrasing.

    • @baumannmichael95
      @baumannmichael95 10 років тому

      hue hue hue that makes it all worth playing that games horrid mulitplayer

    • @MuchKoku
      @MuchKoku 10 років тому +2

      Rukifellth The Shadow Assumption.

    • @MuchKoku
      @MuchKoku 10 років тому

      ***** Interloper.

  • @GameSharks
    @GameSharks 9 років тому +37

    Not technically impossible, but good luck getting any multiplayer achievements in any of the Assassin's Creed games nowadays

    • @henrythegardener5630
      @henrythegardener5630 9 років тому +10

      Brotherhood has a great community, they just rape you to kingdom come.

    • @SylvanoDrak
      @SylvanoDrak 9 років тому

      HenryTheGardener Well I'd like to know where they are :/ Every time I go online I never get connected to any game

    • @henrythegardener5630
      @henrythegardener5630 9 років тому

      SylvanoDrak Yup, that happens, gotta be on at the right time of day, not worth the wait though, you can just hand your ass to yourself and save the time.

    • @SylvanoDrak
      @SylvanoDrak 9 років тому

      HenryTheGardener
      Hardly =p I've been a hardcore fan of the AC series ever since the first one. Not gonna back up on a chance to prove it's not just a hobby ^^ Plus I'm pretty good at it. Even if I prefer Revelations :)

    • @henrythegardener5630
      @henrythegardener5630 9 років тому

      SylvanoDrak if you are on xbox i will hop on, these kids are no joke though.

  • @Kahadi
    @Kahadi 8 років тому +12

    While not an xbox game like the rest here, what about the achievement from The Stanley Parable? The one self-titled as being impossible, with the unlock method changing constantly (I believe either daily or whenever someone got the achievement)?

    • @PupCake1025
      @PupCake1025 8 років тому

      I think because that one is technically possible to get if you try hard enough. The achievements in this video are literally impossible, no matter how good you are at the game.

    • @Kahadi
      @Kahadi 8 років тому +1

      PupCake1025 But they weren't always, meaning some people did manage to get some of them

    • @PupCake1025
      @PupCake1025 8 років тому +2

      tubefan90000 The purpose of this video is to show a few of the achievements are either no longer possible to get or they were always impossible. An achievement like the one in Stanley Parable is still possible, even if it's difficult.

  • @mascadadelpantion8018
    @mascadadelpantion8018 3 роки тому

    I love this channel so informative

  • @CottonProductionz
    @CottonProductionz 10 років тому +24

    This achievement is not impossible, but close to it. There is an achievement for Garry's Mod called "Yes, I am the real Garry!" Where you have to play on the same server as Garry (I think is the developer of the game). There is a very slim chance you can get this achievement.

    • @eevee2espionfan2
      @eevee2espionfan2 10 років тому +3

      head of facepunch studios

    • @scrooglemcdoogle
      @scrooglemcdoogle 10 років тому +1

      I got it a long time ago, when he actually cared about the game and not about the money associated with FP.
      He was on a DR server not that long ago, and surprisingly only 20 people joined out of the 32 slots.

    • @timkodagames
      @timkodagames 10 років тому +5

      I think this channel doesn't know what PC gaming means.

    • @colinmccann844
      @colinmccann844 10 років тому +4

      Fiffa 03 forgot name but complete every skill successfully on every player
      Glitches cause it counts referee

    • @JimmyJoints
      @JimmyJoints 10 років тому

      yea since he has not been on in 121 days

  • @AtaSancaktar
    @AtaSancaktar 9 років тому +59

    Imagine Geometry Dash is in xBox
    And now imagine an achievement about completing Silent Clubstep

    • @AnythingLogical
      @AnythingLogical 9 років тому

      That games easy, you just suck.

    • @AtaSancaktar
      @AtaSancaktar 9 років тому +1

      AnythingLogical Just try Silent Clubstep. It is humanly impossible

    • @hyperslow1233
      @hyperslow1233 9 років тому

      I've done it.

    • @AtaSancaktar
      @AtaSancaktar 9 років тому

      ***** O really

    • @Simoran
      @Simoran 9 років тому

      +Tim Grymbowski world record is 7%, good luck with your "silent clubstep isnt impossible" stuff

  • @theorangejuice5657
    @theorangejuice5657 8 років тому +47

    OMG I GOT THE ARMY OF TWO ACHIEVEMENT WHEN I PLAYED WITH MY DAD.

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +2

    Yep, just when I get halfway decent internet, they shut down the servers on my favorite games so I can't get the online trophies or achievements. Thanks guys.

  • @J4Jacpot
    @J4Jacpot 10 років тому +91

    every achievement in skyrim ever

    • @WindowsShadow1
      @WindowsShadow1 10 років тому +84

      Skyrim?They're pretty easy to get..

    • @TheTrueWolfgod
      @TheTrueWolfgod 10 років тому +22

      Yea I don't know what you're talking about, Skyrim had such easy achievements aside that Legendary Dragon one (which just required grinding to get).

    • @spock937
      @spock937 10 років тому +56

      ***** GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SCAMMING PIECE OF SHIT

    • @J4Jacpot
      @J4Jacpot 10 років тому +23

      ***** stop scamming thats 100% bulshit

    • @SeniorBlitz
      @SeniorBlitz 10 років тому +13

      I love how you guys are trying to have a conversation and these jerks are just spamming up this thread XD

  • @TheSSVNormandy
    @TheSSVNormandy 9 років тому +33

    Achievements I can no longer get.
    Grid 2: All multiplayer achievements (they do not sell the online pass anymore)
    Need for Speed Pro Street: Online servers shut down
    Band Hero: All multiplayer achievements (nobody else owns this game I am assuming)
    Need For Speed Undercover (3 glitched achievements: Notorious, Among the Best, and First of Many)
    Dragon Age Inquisition *Xbox One version* (1 glitched achievement: Dragons Bane)
    Saints Row 2: All multiplayer achievements (Online is completely dead)
    Homefront (Online servers down)
    Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars (all multiplayer achievements, people hacked this game to hell, completing the NOD campaign because the final mission is impossible to complete)
    Cod 4: Most of the Veteran achievements (way to hard) also the achievement Mile High Club (impossible to complete)

    • @MrMelonBerries
      @MrMelonBerries 9 років тому +19

      i have cod4 completed, you are no true achievement hunter if you cant even do that

    • @TheSSVNormandy
      @TheSSVNormandy 9 років тому

      Im not a CoD try hard, do not judge me just because I cant complete 4-5 stupid missions on one of the worst CoD games to date.

    • @garlandrose9948
      @garlandrose9948 9 років тому

      ***** COD 4 all achievements.......The worst agony of gaming I remember from childhood.........but reward well worth it. Especially when you have OCD plus you are a completionist.

    • @DukeThatSpooks
      @DukeThatSpooks 9 років тому +8

      TheSSVNormandy ive done it all too and COD 4 is the only good COD game.

    • @TheSSVNormandy
      @TheSSVNormandy 9 років тому

      Black Ops 2 was the only "good" CoD game.

  • @shadoweterna9258
    @shadoweterna9258 8 років тому +1

    For Swtor, There's a couple of achievements such as They removed a certain NM operation that I don't remember the name of, then there's the one for Eternity Vault 8-man Story Mode, Yeah Suprise! It's glitched even when you defeat the Infernal Council

  • @mando9800
    @mando9800 8 років тому +1

    4:00 sounds like the lady when I go to GameStop and it's the game preview on the tv

  • @TrueAuthenticSweets
    @TrueAuthenticSweets 8 років тому +8

    Am I the only one that likes The Devil's Cartel?

  • @DrScoob
    @DrScoob 10 років тому +15

    I get more frustrated by games that just give away achievments. Avatar gives you 1000G in the first 5 minutes, GTA V gives you 5G just for going online. Its lazy development.

    • @TheJonnie44
      @TheJonnie44 10 років тому +3

      Holy shit 1000G?

    • @DrScoob
      @DrScoob 10 років тому

      TheJonnie44 I'm not even exaggerating. There's a guy on YT who got the 1000G in less than 3 minutes!!

    • @TheJonnie44
      @TheJonnie44 10 років тому

      DrScoob Avatar? Is that the Xbox character or a game? xD

    • @TheJonnie44
      @TheJonnie44 10 років тому

      DrScoob OHHHHH Avatar the last airbender or the movie game?

  • @kurokubushi
    @kurokubushi 8 років тому +1

    Ahh Chromhounds.... I loved that game...was actually pretty hardcore into the clan scene of it for awhile.

  • @MasonicMassacre
    @MasonicMassacre 7 років тому +1

    I got the Army of Two: TFD achievement way back when it first came out :D

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 10 років тому +16

    Oh this was about achievements that you can't get... at all. I was thinking about extremely f*cking challenging achievements like one from Infinite Undiscovery which you get for beating the Ethereal Queen on Infinity Mode (the hardest mode in the game) who is already a b*tch to kill on easy let alone normal hard or god forbid Infinity.
    On normal with your team at its highest level... she one-shots ALL OF THEM. Now take your awesome amounts of damage, add Infinity Mode and watch the numbers plummet down from hundreds of thousands to tens of thousands for average monsters, just thousands for mini-bosses, hundreds for regular bosses, and tens for the Ethereal Queen... who has over 2 million hp.
    If you did manage to somehow do this near impossible achievement then you were awarded with the single hardest earned 1GP ever concieved.

  • @Jack1095Gaming
    @Jack1095Gaming 10 років тому +13

    Skate 3 has the same problem Army of Two has with the whole EA re-directing you to another page so you can't make a design and get an achievement.

    • @Jack1095Gaming
      @Jack1095Gaming 10 років тому

      ***** Yeah it's not good is it.

    • @Thatsmyhoe
      @Thatsmyhoe 10 років тому

      Just import a friend skater that has custom clothes on.

    • @Jack1095Gaming
      @Jack1095Gaming 10 років тому

      Thatsmyhoe1 Really that works?? Well it would be nice if my friends had Skate 3 as well :D

    • @Jack1095Gaming
      @Jack1095Gaming 10 років тому

      Thatsmyhoe1 I have 360. I'll try it out later.

    • @Thatsmyhoe
      @Thatsmyhoe 10 років тому


      Yeah it works, what console do you play on? Just message someone who has custom clothes on if you can import it for a achievement/trophy.

  • @aquawolf03
    @aquawolf03 2 роки тому +2

    7 achievements 7 years ago. Jeez time has flown by

  • @paramveersingh6843
    @paramveersingh6843 8 років тому +1

    There's also the Audi R8 from midnight club La - since the servers have been taken down, you are unable to play online which renders your chances of getting that car to impossible as it can only be acquired through online.

  • @SomethingCheezy
    @SomethingCheezy 9 років тому +7

    You know what would be fun? The entire Halo campaign on Legendary... without dying. If you die, you must restart the whole campaign from the beginning.

    • @jonathanrood22
      @jonathanrood22 9 років тому

      it is

    • @kaix8
      @kaix8 9 років тому +3

      with all skulls on

    • @zeegee2962
      @zeegee2962 9 років тому

      I would be dead if I even attempted it once. I can only go as far as Heroic. Thing is, I only played Halo Reach, and started on it when it was free for 2 weeks.

    • @jonathanrood22
      @jonathanrood22 9 років тому

      i would be to zee gee

    • @SkullSkillsSkates
      @SkullSkillsSkates 9 років тому +1

      medal of honor warfighter had that on it's hardest difficulty.

  • @AGamingGuitarist
    @AGamingGuitarist 9 років тому +61

    Anything in the 360 game 1 vs 100.

    • @Justin-ny8df
      @Justin-ny8df 9 років тому +17

      Rest in peace. Such an amazing game, I miss playing with all my friends crowded in a room or online.

    • @eddmario
      @eddmario 9 років тому

      A Guy That Games One of the only games I will never get all the achievements for. Well, Game Time as well...

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 років тому

      A Guy That Games Why?

    • @eddmario
      @eddmario 9 років тому +1

      Demon Rantz
      The game was only playable for a couple months.

    • @menph1096
      @menph1096 8 років тому

      +Devon Farnum why was that

  • @DiagonalByte
    @DiagonalByte 7 років тому

    I feel like this is the essential OxBox video.

  • @TokyoDrift456
    @TokyoDrift456 7 років тому +8

    here's an idea for a video, how about: abilties that do anyone more harm than good
    an example would be in Sonic and the Secret Rings there's a leveling up system and once you reach a certain level you'll be rewarded a skill and one of 'em is Hyper High-Step, usually the High-Step, Super High-Step and Mega High-Step improve Sonic's handling from left to right , essentially making turning left and right smoother, but Hyper High-Step makes Sonic TOO responsive and you'll most likely end up falling towards your doom

    • @whofarted420
      @whofarted420 7 років тому

      TokyoDrift456 sonic was cool back in the 90s he sucks now

    • @TokyoDrift456
      @TokyoDrift456 7 років тому

      i know a LOT of people who would crucify you for saying that

    • @TokyoDrift456
      @TokyoDrift456 7 років тому

      ...you DO realize that the Sonic Boom desings is going to be used exclusively for any Sonic Boom content... right?

  • @NickIzBePlaying
    @NickIzBePlaying 10 років тому +21

    Who else had to watch an un-skip able kinect ad

    • @Itemtotem
      @Itemtotem 10 років тому +35

      adblock, buddy

    • @Matoro9902
      @Matoro9902 10 років тому +2

      Itemtotem
      But then youtubers loose money...

    • @redgi66
      @redgi66 10 років тому +7

      ***** they don't loose money they just don't earn money of people who use adblock

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 10 років тому

      Not I.. I refuse to deal with an unplayable Kinect game.

    • @sonicgail
      @sonicgail 10 років тому +2

      I got the most adorable spiderman/evian commercial

  • @coolguy10221
    @coolguy10221 9 років тому +11

    The Stanley Parable: Commitment, Play the Stanley parable for the entirety of a tuesday (being from 12:00 for 24 hours straight)
    And the Go Outside achievement: dont play the stanley parable for 5 years.

    • @tankattack117
      @tankattack117 9 років тому +9

      I hace both of these mate. start the game set your it at 12:00 am Tuesday they 12:00 pm tuesday. then set your clock five years in the future.

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 9 років тому

      What tankattack117 said. Man, try thinking outside the box for a little, you might like it.

    • @Shooterman6y
      @Shooterman6y 9 років тому +1

      tankattack117 i would get a more satisfied feeling if i actually managed to get them legit

    • @reislashbai
      @reislashbai 9 років тому

      what about unachievable?? it actualy says it's unachieveable

    • @tankattack117
      @tankattack117 9 років тому +2

      Shooterman6y You've never played the game have you? It's making fun of how people will do anything to get an achievement. There is even dialogue for when do it.

  • @ASLTheatre
    @ASLTheatre 3 роки тому +1

    I hope they will make an updated list some time soon.

  • @toatedbiscuit1020
    @toatedbiscuit1020 8 років тому +8

    devils cartel was amazing

    • @sebastianmcelhaney6141
      @sebastianmcelhaney6141 8 років тому +2

      True it was a great game but the ending made me cry I hated that Salem turned on rios

    • @toatedbiscuit1020
      @toatedbiscuit1020 8 років тому

      Yeah me too but it was kinda alpha and bravo's fault

    • @marcburmholdt5382
      @marcburmholdt5382 8 років тому +1

      +Eduardo Guerra SPOILER ALERT! But srsly though, I agree with you guys...

    • @sarahferguson75
      @sarahferguson75 8 років тому +1

      Ya I really liked it I finished it with one of my best friends and I loved it 😀

    • @ashenn19
      @ashenn19 7 років тому

      It was the worst Army of Two ever.

  • @AgentMidnight
    @AgentMidnight 10 років тому +5

    I remember renting that Rayman Raving Rabbids game. It was pretty much solely a collection of minigames, like Mario Party but without the main game. and while all the mini games were "beatable", the vast majority were exceedingly difficult, or even possible to get the "gold" ranking, like the standards were just set too high, and I'm pretty sure a Tool assist wouldnt be able to beat some of them. Glad I never have to see that game again. :)

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 2 роки тому

      my nephew got that game as a birthday gift. his poor soul.

  • @shadowfoxx15
    @shadowfoxx15 10 років тому +13

    This one might just be insanely difficult instead of impossible, but the "Man vs. Tank" achievement for Left 4 Dead one and two does seem to be impossible because either you have to be in a game with three people who aren't going to screw you out of it, kill all of your teammates and survive a fight with a tank (most likely during a horde of zombies coming out of the woodwork for some survivor pie) or you have to get an improbable game glitch like my cousin did.
    He was playing Blood Harvest on Left 4 Dead one, and he was at the final scene, where you have to hold out at the farm house and wait for help to arrive. The thing about that scene is, you have to wait for two separate instances of tanks to show up. (For the uninitiated, they're huge, bulky special infected that can flip cars with a backhand. They're the strongest in the game, and are really hard to beat by yourself.) I suggested he wait in the closet in the front hall and bottleneck the zombies (because he was also going for "Unbreakable" where you don't get healed through the entire campaign). He and the 3 AIs were taking out a horde, when the tank music popped up. He waited for the tank to come in, content to leave it to the AIs so he could get his achievement. He sat there for a few minutes, and the whole house was rumbling and he could hear the tank growling, but he couldn't see it.
    Taking a small risk (because the game wouldn't trigger the escape vehicle unless the tank was dead), he stepped outside, and discovered that the tank had spawned on the roof. It couldn't get down because of some invisible barriers. Another thing about Tanks is that they have to come and attack survivors, because they get weaker and weaker the longer they are just out and about. (You see this in multiplayer versus.)
    He took a single shot at it with an AK-47, and it died, getting him the achievement.

    • @firstpersonwinner7404
      @firstpersonwinner7404 10 років тому +3

      I actually did this in a match because when the tank appeared it immediately hit a car and took out all three of my teammates and I ended up running from it for a good 2 minutes before I killed it with my hunting rifle. It was pretty funny actually.

    • @nathanduncan3037
      @nathanduncan3037 10 років тому +5

      Kill your friends kill the tank solo! Thats how i did it!

    • @gerrycollins149
      @gerrycollins149 10 років тому +3

      This really isn't a difficult one to get at all lolol

    • @Emsarrev
      @Emsarrev 10 років тому +1

      It's easy indeed, just get the mutation with unlimited machine guns and spray away. Set it to expert at the start so you can kill the AI, then switch back to easy.

    • @eldenfisher2933
      @eldenfisher2933 10 років тому

      I got it when i was with my friend on expert actually. it didn't glitch but we got lucky. he team killed the two AI's and was just sitting back in the safe room, where he just teabagged their corpses the whole time. when i went ahead i ran into the tank. Instinctively, i threw a molotov on it, turned around and ran. By the time it caught up to us the fire killed it and none of us fired a bullet so i got the achievement.

  • @firstarsch2221
    @firstarsch2221 8 років тому

    In hf2 there is an archivement that requires you to finish Ravenholm only with the Gravitygun EQUIPPED. But during the mission there will be a reverent, that gives you a shotgun which you'll automaticly equip.

  • @berry212
    @berry212 Рік тому

    I kinda miss this channel's short videos

  • @shaun10767
    @shaun10767 10 років тому +10

    I hate when developers lose sight of what makes a game good in the first place prime example army of two what a damn good game would have been better with this gen consoles :'(

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 10 років тому

      Army of two was great, It got better from 1 to 2, but I THINK that bastard child Devil's Cartel was made by a different team....which doesn't really excuse it being bad...

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit 10 років тому +22

    this was.. underwhelming. there is a difference between insanely hard to get stuff, that no one is good enough to get and broken stuff. its like makeing a list of games, you will not be able to play and then just post a list of games, that never got a release instead of a list with games, that had obscure accidents that swallowed every disc. dunno, I expected something different then broken mechanics that prevent you from getting it

    • @gloriouspurpose_
      @gloriouspurpose_ 10 років тому +13

      Well boo hoo

    • @lemonmeister8331
      @lemonmeister8331 10 років тому +5

      It's called "7 Achievement you will never get", not "7 Achievements that are difficult to get"

    • @dharkbizkit
      @dharkbizkit 10 років тому

      Lemon Meister yes. but that doesnt mean they are unobtainble trough bugs or offline servers. a achievment you will never get could be a BF 3 achievement to get 10 headshots over 2km in 20seconds. somethings can be so difficult, that you cant get them or 0,01% of the players have them. like the here in the vid that some people do have because they got it before the problems appeard.

    • @albinosteve9619
      @albinosteve9619 10 років тому

      I find it funny nobody bothers to read the description on videos :/

    • @Itemtotem
      @Itemtotem 10 років тому

      likewise

  • @suziebelle4113
    @suziebelle4113 8 років тому

    can you do "top 10 most hilarious games created", and include battleblock theatre? play it. the cut scenes are HILARIOUS!

  • @hyypgamers1634
    @hyypgamers1634 8 років тому

    That explanation to UFC "my head hurts" lmao

  • @Natboy129
    @Natboy129 10 років тому +9

    so its not that we wouldnt be able to get the achievement, its that getting the actual achievement itself is impossible...

    • @JoeWright30
      @JoeWright30 10 років тому +4

      I think you should reread your comment to think about how stupid that sounds

    • @Natboy129
      @Natboy129 10 років тому +5

      JoeWright30 i didnt know how to word it, so what im trying to say might come off, as you say 'stupid'. what i meant was what you have to do to achieve some of these achievements isnt impossible, but its just the achievement itself that is impossible to get. that probably wasnt much clearer but thats the best ive got

    • @MBAustin13
      @MBAustin13 10 років тому

      Natboy129
      Yeah probably the only one on here that fits the "impossible to do" category would be the worms one

    • @F4ncyM4n
      @F4ncyM4n 10 років тому

      PatentedBuffalo What about the rabbit one where you can only earn 73 but you have to earn 74?

  • @WeasleFireable
    @WeasleFireable 10 років тому +35

    Meet Garrt in garry's mod.
    Say the magic phrase in garry's mod.

    • @WeasleFireable
      @WeasleFireable 10 років тому +1

      ***** Shit really?
      I know the password would be rather simple, but meeting Garry himself would be fucking impossible.

    • @WeasleFireable
      @WeasleFireable 10 років тому

      ***** I tried the first one, worked.

    • @WeasleFireable
      @WeasleFireable 10 років тому +32

      ***** Go fuck yourself.

    • @sapphicautumn
      @sapphicautumn 10 років тому +3

      ***** when i got the achivement a while a go i said on a server rusty bullet hole and i get achivement and im like wat?

    • @kayelmas
      @kayelmas 10 років тому

      he went on a server I was admin on

  • @safetytheflamewolf
    @safetytheflamewolf 7 років тому +1

    there's also the "Oh it breaks my heart!" achievement in Lego Indiana Jones: The Complete Story

  • @neonflygon2195
    @neonflygon2195 6 років тому

    The Ace Trainer badge in Pokemon Go. Training was removed after a gym overhaul, so now it just sits unfinished, taunting you.

  • @jillsandwichvalentine3543
    @jillsandwichvalentine3543 10 років тому +12

    You forgot the achievement of getting the secret ending in Sonic '06, why can't you get it? the secret ending isn't even in the game making it non-existent since the game was released.

    • @tael.9127
      @tael.9127 10 років тому +17

      You actually made an attempt to complete Sonic '06?

    • @mayerism
      @mayerism 10 років тому +5

      you actually played sonic 06?

    • @jordanthomas5961
      @jordanthomas5961 10 років тому +3

      I actually enjoyed it, because besides all the bad stuff, it's not a bad game, the soundtrack is AMAZING, and using some of the glitches to get to other levels as other characters was cool. This however, was back when by brother bought it for me when I was 6, so, I didn't realize how it sucked, and as usual, skipped the cutscenes lol

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 10 років тому

      played it did not like it probably the worst game I've played next to vampire rain 3 and quake wars

    • @mayerism
      @mayerism 10 років тому +1

      wow...i didn't know they'd made a vampire rain 2

  • @karsensine-garza1913
    @karsensine-garza1913 5 років тому +1

    In fable 2 the chicken suit for the fowl player achievement could only be unlock in game by going to the fable website be the site is shut down so you can only get it by seeing a another player who already has it before Lionhead closed down over Xbox live perform the requirement to get the achievement.

  • @azinyefantasy4445
    @azinyefantasy4445 8 років тому

    Phantom dust for the original Xbox. One of the achievements was win 100 online matches in a row. There was another achievement for killing your opponent while they were in mid air from a very specific card that was gained by winning 25 matches in a row.

  • @zenraloc
    @zenraloc 10 років тому +4

    Homefronts' online achievements should be on this, for being such a great game that met an unfortunate end.

  • @YinYangFighter
    @YinYangFighter 10 років тому +12

    Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter Xbox 360 - Achievement : be number one !
    Get the number one ranking in online world ranking list ! Servers down :-) no Chance

  • @Pafishek1
    @Pafishek1 8 років тому

    Naruto: Rise of a Ninja. The MP part was still running, but noone was playing and you couldn't finish the tournament (you had to fight 10 people if I remember correctly and they had to be on same "rank", when you turned it off or lost, you had to start from the begining)

  • @deathclip16
    @deathclip16 8 років тому

    There was one for world of tanks where you had to cause an enemy artillery to kill one of his teammates with friendly fire but they took away friendly fire and now you can't get it. Don't know if it's still in the achievements anymore

  • @Steve-uw8ff
    @Steve-uw8ff 10 років тому +5

    I was expecting a list of genuinely difficult achievements, not glitched or completely unobtainable ones due to online services being disabled.