7 Embarrassing Pieces of Gear We Had to Wear for the Stats
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- The stats of your gear can mean the difference between winning and losing. That’s how you end up in a situation where you abandon all taste and decency to wear some of the most embarrassing outfits in the game, just for a competitive edge. Ponder these seven embarrassing pieces of gear we had to equip just for those sweet stats, and subscribe for more videos like this from Outside Xbox!
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"Ah, so you've finally arrived. Be ready to-What are you wearing?"
"IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT, BIT-!"
Precisely what I was thinking.
Just do the sidequest & get all the pinecones, and you can KO King Dragon without any outfit stats.
@@HermititisOh, yeah, that guy always sends his regards.
😂😂
I'm happy this is the top comment.
2:29 "As briefs go, they are the briefest." 🤣
Brilliant writing.
Wonder if Ellen snuck that in 😅
Shockingly... they actually aren't. That ignominious honor goes to the Jewel Woven Sandals. Which consists of the aforementioned sandals and a teeny, tiny gold satin almost-thong. The phrase "banana hammock" comes to mind.
"Battle-panties" 🤣
Jane got me slappin with briefest of briefs.
🤣🤣🤣
Fallout 4 is full of "this looks terrible, but has great stats". My character has been living in the Grognak costume for so long...
Honestly, the Nuka Girl suit isn't really that good statswise anyway (Its biggest upside can be gained by a perk), the Grognak outfit would make more sense for this list and looks just as ridiculous
The real problem with most outfits in FO4 is that they just can't compete with a baseball uniform that's had ballistic weave upgrades combined with six pieces of piecemeal armor that all provide stat buffs.
Looks good on female characters tho ...
yea was gonna say grognak + the ax hace some huge scaling stregth buffs. Thow in the iron help from CC and some rad powered gear and you can get some ludircris strength
@@darksteelmenace595cringe
For the God of War entry, I'm honestly shocked you went with the spud outfit instead of the "Dairy Bastard" outfit from the first game. Dressing as a giant cow complete with udders and beating enemies to death with milk cartons is honestly far more embarrassing.
But did it have good stats?
@@Stratelier From the wiki, it cut your attack in half, but gave you unlimited magic and doubled the effects of any orbs you pick up.
Let's not forget the Cod of War costume from the second game. Kratos was dressed in a ridiculous blue fish costume with his blades replaced with fishhooks but it doubled the value of all orbs while keeping your strength and defense the same.
Worth it for the spud pun though
far more awesome*
The first piece of armour you find in Divnity Original Sin 2 is a bucket you can put on your head. It provides a decent bit of physical armour, which is very nice in the super early game, but it gives you -1 initiative, presumably because it's a bit hard to see what's going on with a bucket on your head.
Even worse if you are undead, instead of worn as a hat you'll have the bucket pulled all the way down with no way to see out of it. Still only -1 imitative though, I guess undead have really good hearing.
@@commandoepsilon4664 Was playing a few days ago and I believe it's the same for everyone. The bucket does not care how alive you are - nobody is allowed to see!
@@gaildahlas Maybe it's just the lizards that can see then... idk it's been a while but I could swear there was a difference with at least some of them.
You wear the Ranger Tights for stats, I wear it for fashion. We are not the same.
I think Gale put it best:
"You look… comfortable. A mite over-exposed, given the perils of our adventure, but I suppose it adds a thrilling edge to leave oneself open to danger and… other things."
The shirt their Arisen had the tights paired with is called the "Ranger's Vest". Umm, that sounds like a matching set to me! Clearly the outfit it meant to be worn, cheeks a'flappin.
it's no cursed... sorry, formerly cursed pair of panties from a mysterious island dungeon.
🤣🤣🤣 11:13 - The sight of Snake slowly turning to look to his left in that mask is just hilarious. I genuinely laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣
Fallout New Vegas: the early-game “Naughty Nightwear” that sees you donning leopard-print PJs for the whopping +10 to Speech for crucial conversations
The "let me slip into something more comfortable" of video games
That Stone Mask in Bloodstained is not embarrassing. It is "Throwing my humanity away, JoJo!!!".
It is literally the same mask as in JJBA. It has appeared in Castlevania games more than once, I believe
@@Phantom_of_BlackAnd if you Wear it and hold down Myriam strikes some jojo poses.
@@romainrondeau4242 Miriam Jojo poses regardless of equipment.
I’m just disappointed that the rangers tights didn’t come with a reference to Robin Hood men in tights, it would have been great fun
A criminal dropping of the ball.
This list should definitely include Dragon Age II's "Golden Prince Rainment": It confers +2 to all stats, +44 health and +10% damage resistance in exchange for making The Champion of Kirkwall look like a blinged-out Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey, Kratos may look ridiculous as a potato, but his butt is much more covered than the DD2 ranger, so that's a plus.
Not to mention his regular miniskirt.
I remember when the meta for Mario Kart 8 was all people playing as Waluigi riding the Wiggler bike with tiny wheels.
Which is a fun thing to get beaten by repeatedly.
Making a note to try this for the 1p mode 100cc-150cc when I unlock all the parts XD
@@cyberra0180 Gonna be a while... Mostly due to the Gold parts. Just look them up on the Mario Kart wiki and see for yourself.
Persona 3 has the “Battle Panties” it doesn’t have the best stats for later game battles but in the beginning game they are pretty good 😂
Your female teammates will be embarrassed if you talk to them while they wear it too
Was gonna comment this
@@KRW604my favorite was talking to the male characters while playing as the female MC 😂
Thankfully in the Reload remake they separated armor from cosmetic clothes.
It gives a unique model for each of the girls, too, funnily enough.
In Diablo 3, a crusader using the invoker/thorns build had the best effect using the Pig Sticker, a dagger with the fastest attack rate in the game. The catch was that it would randomly produce loud pig squeals.
So, the hero of New Tristram arrives back from slaughtering an army of hellspawn with a loud pig squeal announcing our return
The bunny hood giving me the ability to move around quickly, made it a permanent equip.
As a child it even made me go back to OOT, and complete the mask salesman's quest of delivering all the masks to the right customer, because I thought it would make the bunny hood work like it did in Majora's Mask.
It did not 😔
Do we need to bring up Link’s frostbite outfit? Instead of a tunic to protect from the winter, you wear a revealing dress. At least Link looks good in it.
It's technically supposed to increase attack and give frost damage in the cold, not protect. Maybe it passes on his cold to the enemy.😅
@@sclark865 So called the frostbite dress because it's so revealing it gives you frostbite! And that, uh... Makes you better in battle!
Use your pain to strike down your enemy🫨
Works for the Nords of Elder Scrolls, dressed with nothing but a beard and still shrugs of the chill.
I mean to be fair I genuinely think Link looks hot as hell in it. Like he looks SO unreasonably good in it lol.
Mike breaking out the Warhammer Ork logic for cars there
In Dark Souls 2, the Jester top is very handy in the foggy area of the Shaded Woods, which is full of ghosts that try to backstab you. The Jester top prevents backstabs, you see.
Considering that fact that many players choose to run around with no pants because *stats* I wonder if the Souls games are automatically disqualified. Or maybe they should get a blanket entry for the "wore it for the stats" category... Lol
@@WavingWorld They keep trying to ask players to wear clothes politely and no matter how high the weight percentage gets and the fact that you had a significant protection debuff for having an empty armor slot. Rolly Polly players still run around naked.. well now I suppose with a honey pot on their head, like that makes it any better.
Are we talking about Soulsborne here? Cause I look like a total fatass wearing the Lionel set in Elden ring🍔🌭🍕
@@insaincaldo Defense stats don't matter if you never get hit!
Oh come on no Dairy Bastard costume from the original God of war (not 2018 for the youngsters). Unlimited magic but you dress as a cow with milk jugs instead of your blades of chaos.
That chip joke is s-mashing
Bravo 👏
Far Cry 6 features a cartoonish crocodile mascot helmet that is crazy good. You can get it after completing the story mission “Diesel Daisy” and it comes equipped with the "Guerilla Defender" perk which increases defense against soft-target, armor piercing, and blast damage. I still wear it to this day because it’s funny and the defense buff it gives you against all the damage types is genuinely OP.
But at least the game gives you the option to hide/change the appearance of your equipment
Xenoblade Chronicles has an interesting mechanic where each character gets a massive boost in something if they're just in their underwear.
That's a Dunban skill, I forget if it's shareable and I thought it was only agility.
@@Kletian999I've not played that specific title, but that would be in line with it's predecessor, Xenosaga, which had a "swimsuits"that increased agility so their attack turns would get priority and higher frequency.
Naked Dunban Strats!
Obligatory callout to the ProZD skit about this very subject. XD
Dragon's Dogma 2 - Charming Corset is literally one of the best pieces of kit in the game. If I remember correctly, it actually has higher stat than a number of post-game armours and is better than them for non-melee focused classes (its knockback resistance isn't as high as some end-game melee armours which makes it a bit less useful in that respect).
It looks exactly like you might expect. It's basically lingerie, since you don't wear anything underneath and the only thing you can do for additional coverage (since it takes up both body and leg slot) is a cloak. It's not quite bikini armour, but it only covers up about as much as a one piece bathing suit. Naturally, it's a bit more awkward to have a male character (pawn or Arisen) wearing it, but stats are stats, and it's endgame worthy equipment that can be used for any class.
That line from the pawn about a splendid discovery with the camera pan nearly made me spit my drink 😂
Shout out to Resident Evil 4 remake where, while not as wild as these, does have lovingly detailed chicken heads for both Leon and Ada (among other animal bits which different stats) which reduce damage taken. Also, Dragon Age: Inquisition's plaidweave - sure it's stats really depend on what you craft it with, but hideous regardless!
I was also thinking of plaidweave from DA:I 😂. It’s so bad.
The plaidweave us a crime against fashion and hood taste overall. I couldn't subject my Inquisitor to that. 😂
"battle panties" is brilliant
Literally any mage headwear in Dragon Age: Origins. But especially the ones that look like dunce hats.
the robes aren't much better to be honest, I guess templars choose their wardrobe
First thing I thought of, honestly.
Omg yes! This is the first thought I had when I started watching this video. It was a running joke when playing DA for me to put Anders in increasingly ugly hats because of their stats
We're men in tights
Tight tights!
Always on guard defending the people's rights🎶
Manly men!
We Rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right!
So watch what you say, or else we'll put out your lights.
Ghost of Tsushima has the fundoshi which is acquired by visiting all of the hot springs and when it's equipped causes running and sprinting to no longer make noise. The fundoshi is basically Jin Sakai running around in his undergarments.
There is no shame in Mr. Scooty. I pick that regularly because I love the name (and how some of the taller characters have to hunch over the handlebars a little).
Battle panties and posing pouch are two sentences I never thought to hear Jane say...
When I read "spud of war", it brought an image to my mind. Then, the video confirmed my hypothesis. That is a great potato!
Rogue Trader.
“Errr… Lord Captain… as the undisputed master of numerous planets and slayer of great enemies, you know we respect you, right? It’s just… well… why are you dressed like a gimp?”
“It’s the bonus! I need the bonus!”
The Burning Crusade before armor customization (or TBC Classic for that matter) as a Rogue. Not sure how I'm supposed to be stealthy while wearing a neon orange vest, neon green boots, neon red leggings, and neon blue gloves, but I'm guessing the enemy just assumes they're hallucenating until it's too late
If Naruto can be a ninja (traditionally stealthy assassins) in a bright orange jumpsuit while screaming his lungs out, I think your rogue will be fine.
Chromatic boots and conq spaulders in vanilla as a warrior, it was a look lol
I submit for your approval: the subligar from Final Fantasy XI.
This set of armor in the early going was pretty much the first upgrade that low-level characters got in the MMORPG. It also was basically a kinky outfit, with straps across the chest and legs and fully exposed thighs, no matter your character's gender.
You didn't get to cover yourself with something more dignified for roughly another five levels, and since this was an older MMORPG, those levels did not come quickly, meaning it was Real Naked Thigh Hours for quite some time back in the day.
In Diablo 3's first seasons there was a head gear that was obviously the best, stat-wise, for Barbarians.
The dissonance between the obviously north-european inspired barbarians (both male and female models) and the samurai-like helm EVERYONE was wearing in the endgame was hilarious!
(that was before they added the option to change items' appearances, of course)
What you may not know is that the Stone Mask that you wear in Bloodstained is actually a replica of the Stone Mask that turned DIO into a vampire in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 1. Long story short: It’s a JoJo reference. Lol
Ah yes, the "ass kicking outfit"
14:02 this Stone Mask looks so bizarre, it makes me wanna reject my humanity. 😂
Yeah, that's the one I was expecting when I saw that Majora's Mask was on here.
Absolute insanity that anyone in media today *wouldn't get that reference*
The Devs just want to see how many people will wear the most ridiculous outfits for the stats. I am going out now to look for the ranger's outfit! Probably get arrested in Mississippi!
I'm surprised Witcher 3 didn't turn up. It's not an issue late in the game but there is some really ugly early game armor that I always end up wearing.
It’s not exactly silly. But the Wavemother’s robe in BG3 is my personal favorite. Especially if you have one of the beefier companions like Karlach or Halsin wear it
In Final Fantasy XI, the first armor that I was able to make that was better than the starting equipment, the bronze harness, was as revealing as the Ranger's Tights!
Kotor2 Dancer outfit. Based of Princess Leia's VI "outfit" on Jabbas barge and gives a +2 Persuade. Been too long to remember exact moments but there were times I would equip it to pass a persuade check.
Did Mike write the joke about stripes making cars faster, or was he blackmailed into saying it?
"Hawkeye's posing pouch" good lawd
The weird clothes/accessories just make cutscenes 100x better in my opinion even if they don’t give you stats
Like sure I’m having a serious conversation about how someone is infected with a virus but hey! Look at my weird Lego head :D
Makes me think of when I was playing Final Fantasy 15 and had this emotional touching cutscene but I had the Cup Noodles helmet on so I was just sitting there laughing
Oh my goodness I didn't even know that was possible, I haven't played any Final Fantasy games in a long time! I'll have to check that out after I finish up Kingdom Hearts XD
You are correct.
@@TaliaTheHybridwhile not as funny, my Noctis is cosplaying as a master assassin 24/7. I truly wonder what his very serious enemies think about that while talking to him
I was once in a D&D game (1st edition) where the DM decided to see how far people would go for gear. We were attacked by circus performers. The loot: a gorilla suit of AC 0 (equivalent to plate mail +3 basically), the Clown Shoes of Striding and Springing, the Clown Nose of Adaptation and the Tutu of Spell Turning.
Monster Hunter World is a masterclass in ugly gear being the best.
So much so that the DLC introduced cosmetic armor that always shows instead of whatever actual armor you're wearing.
It makes glad that at least in FromSoftware games the ugliest stuff tends to also have the worst stats, at least for my build. I try to strike a balance between wearing something that looks decent and wearing something that gives me good protection while also not making me fat-roll. Although with there not being equip load in Bloodborne, it's really easy to focus on the fashion in that game.
I'm currently struggling with an Arcane build in Elden Ring. The Silver Tear Mask gives +8 Aracane, that's a lot, but it looks terrible...
Mass Effect 2, Collector armor. I'm sure there are no friendly fire incident in your future !
In Dungeon Siege 2, there's a helmet called the "Mysterious Bucket" which increases your chance to find magic loot and grants the unique stat bonus to beligerence.
In Akiba's Trip: Undead and Undressed, there's a set of clothes you can buy called the Emperor's clothes. Among purchasable clothing, they have the highest base HP. The embarrassing part? They're invisible. They're a reference to the fable The Emperor's New Clothes, after all.
7:36 “If it’s red, it’s fast.” Bro is, in fact, an Ork.
Wow, the chip on the shoulder joke was *awesome*! (Yes, I love bad puns).
Link wearing the bunny hood is the cutest thing ever and I refuse to be embarrassed about it
Some Ashlander chieftain have me a THONG for doing all his tasks a THONG!!!
MGS V, the chicken hat! A hat that causes enemies not to notice you in their line of sight up to three times. You may look ridiculous but whose laughing when the guards are all unconscious?
Do all ox t-shirts have stat boosts or just that one?
Think they all boost comfort and charisma if you talk to fellow fans you might have a chance to be with 🙂
The funny part about the Mario Kart example is that those are actually my favorite vehicles in the game, even without knowing their secret. Partially because I picked it as a joke at first, my youngest brother gloated that I could never win on them, and then I proceeded to dominate and only use the Mr. Scooty and BiddyBuggy whenever I race in Mario Kart 8 from that point on, just to make a point. Knowing that they're actually busted is just a hilarious cherry on top now.
Hearing Epona’s theme near the end of the video along with the following sounds and music filled me with nostalgia.
I see Mike runs on Ork logic when it comes to cars!
WARHAMMER40K ORKS:"RED THING GO FASTER!!"
Anyone else reminded of that one ProZD skit?
“What are you wearing?”
“It’s my @$$kikking outfit, beech!”
Yep, and I was wondering how many others would remember it. It's a favorite of mine.
Recently had my D&D party visit a town with a shop that sold minor magical items. One of the PCs ended up buying a pair of "lucky trousers" that let him reroll a critical failure once per day. They were also magenta and sized for a dwarf, so the rogue is now walking around in bright pink shorts.
Can't help but think of any number of the goofy costumes available via password in Fantasy Life for 3DS. The flufkin suit boosting friendship rates for streetpass visitors, allowing you to get the potentially game changing items they can bring into your world much quicker, or the frilly costumes, or the santa costume. At least Yuellia's robe looks awesome no matter what for being the single best clothing item all around.
I never realized that one of the best Mario Kart 8 setups just looks so genuinely hilarious
7:36 Mike is an Ork from Warhammer 40k
7:30 insert 40k Ork grunts of agreement here
Aww, don't you harp on the bunny hood. That was one of the best masks AND looked awesome. So cute and aesthetic as f***.
Skullkid wishes he had that one instead.
Ooohhh, that's what Majora Mask is about? I want to play it now
Gotta love the Dragon Age Origins cloth head armor. Specifically, the Libertarian's Cowl, which gave +12 defense, and +0 chance any companion would want to sleep with you.
I bought a shirt with the quote "Do not be sorry. Be better." I love that crappy dad quote!
7:30 Mike is a 40K Ork, confirmed.
The Bronze Harness set in Final Fantasy 11 was some of the best armour available at very low levels, meaning that starting players using the Warrior or Thief jobs would be wearing what amounted to not much more than a skimpy metal swimsuit. Notably, that applied to both male and female character models. And since that armour was also useful for some of the advanced job classes (like Paladin or Dark Knight), and the higher-level Brass Harness set was, visually, a recolour of the Bronze Harness set and also pretty decent, you got players who *weren't* just starting out *also* wearing what amounted to not much more than a skimpy metal swimsuit.
It turns out that having the bright idea to wear more than just a pair of metal rings as protection for your legs requires being at least level 16, as that's when the Bone Harness set becomes available... provided, of course, that you don't switch to something else, like leather.
The "Sir John Phallustiff" (a slightly more subtle name for the reworked, Saints Row classic) was my highest stat weapon throughout all of my first Cyberpunk playthrough. I had to unequip it anytime my mum came in the room
Since that was only available on one specific path, they've added another weapon in the newer patches: The BFC 9000. It's slightly larger, a different color, and has better stats, but is the same concept.
It was perfect for the cyber psycho missions back in 1.6 and available pretty early in the game. A priceless tool.
@@Apathy293I am only on the lowly PS4 so that is about the lastest update I have, and 100% yes it was so useful for those missions
@@DanStaalI did not know that. Neat
@@davidchristie6003 We all start somewhere. I did my first playthrough on PS4, now I'm starting my first Phantom Liberty playthrough. To be honest, I kinda miss the old perks.
Don't forget Leon's Chicken Hat and Cat ears from Resident Evil 4 Remake. Hard to get, embarrassing to wear... Game-changing benefits. Although, in the DLC, while the cat set looks good on Ada, the chicken hat looks even worse on her.
"If it has stripes it's fast, If It's red it's fast" 7:34 Spoken like a true 40k Ork.
The Mask of Clavicus Vile springs to mind. I hate that ugly thing, but boy is it useful. Just let me hide it under my Nightingale hood already.
0:38 "Is there anything this t-shirt cant do?"
I'm going with 'Fit Properly'...
Naughty Bear has a few costumes that either make no sense or are stupid, but they provide stats, may coke with a weapon, and includes the fact you actually BLEND IN WITH THE VICTIMS
I mean, its one thing to pose as your antagonist cop or ninja, but how the frick can you get away with blending in dressed as a "Super Naughty"
Bonus if you include Dead by Daylight's trapper skin that turns you into Naughty Bear cus yes
What about the "naughty nightware" in Fallout New Vegas? Gives +10 Speech and +1 Luck, but it's leopard-print pyjamas.
At least male characters get a full set, female ones get stuck with a nightie.
Metal Gear Solid 3 is a prime example of 1st play through vs 10th play through
How about Bayonetta's Hyrule Attire. It grants her the ability to use Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa, which blocks any damage when timed right even if it isn't equipped as an accessory, but it weirdly looks uncomfortable and I don't know why.
0:41 whenever I hear this piano riff I think of a cat from an old cartoon playing the piano standing up and animatedly tapping their foot
14:01 that is clearly a JoJo reference.
"7 Bizarre things we had to wear on our Adventures in vidja"
Submitted for your approval: The Captain Cosmos Space Suit From the Fallout 4 Creation Club. It has a huge 750 Radiation resistance bonus, is compatible with ballistic weave so has up to 110 damage and energy resistance, and best of all it has the Moon Boots ability to jump REALLY high and negates all fall damage. It also looks like it was originally a toddler's costume from the discount bin of a party city.
Did anyone else find themselves humming Men in Tights from the Mel Brooks film with that first entry? Or for that matter all through the time they were wearing that in game?
Where the NukaWorld costume is concerned - have you seen what the raiders are wearing?
I wear the bunny hood whenever possible in Ocarina of Time, too... it doesn't do anything in that game. It's just so darn cute.
The Great Fairy Mask is MUCH more embarrassing than the Bunny Hood could ever be.
Jane's serious delivery of the ranger's tights just broke me 😂
Oblivion Shivering isle saints and seducers armors.
The Fable series lets you interact with any villager in the game, for good or ill. If an NPC likes you enough, they give you gifts from time to time, and if they're a merchant, they give you a sizable discount too. With so many NPCs to impress, I naturally spent a significant amount of time dressed in a particularly revealing set of attire availible near the start of the game. Admittedly it only helps if the NPC in question is of a sexuality favourable toward your character, but wandering around Bowerstone in thigh high boots, short shorts, a corset, and a jacket several sizes too small, certainly got my mother's attention when she walked past the tv.
I like the way Link looks in the Bunny Hood (hand itching to reach for pitchfork.)
The bunny hood is cute af, I wore it around OoT too even if it didn't do anything.
Also I believe the radiant armor from BotW but more specifically from TotK. The radiant armor looks like some weird glow in the dark skeleton luchador costume, but it lets you blend in with staal enemies and boosts attack with bone weapons. The attack boost is more prominent in TotK because you can fuse a bone item, like the molduga jawbone, to an already powerful weapon and get a huge boost to its damage.
lol - my favorite vehicles are Scootypuff Jr (Mr Scooty) and Ladybug with Wings (Biddy Buggy) but I didn’t know about that hidden stat.
I almost died at "battle panties" well done Jane!
11:15 the way he slowly looks round
Fallout 4's most notorious fashion accessory has to be the Fashionable Glasses. News flash, the Fashionable Glasses do not look fashionable at all. They do however boost charisma and this means when you are trying to impress people you just met you'll be wearing these white framed sunglasses, often paired with a sequin dress and a militia hat because those were easy to get.