0:00 Seeking the Truth 3:06 Accepting the Truth 5:50 Assuming the Truth 9:05 Deliver Vehicle #1: Pegassi Vacca 10:17 Deliver Vehicle #2: Benefactor Surano 11:06 Deliver Vehicle #3: Declasse Tornado 12:02 Deliver Vehicle #4: Enus Super Diamond 13:02 Deliver Vehicle #5: Dinka Double-T 14:19 Chasing the Truth 19:23 Bearing the Truth 23:49 Delivering the Truth 28:54 Exercising the Truth 34:33 Unknowing the Truth KIFFLOM!
I actually enjoyed the Kifflom missions. On wearing the robe for 10 straight days, I had Micheal collect letter scraps, spaceship parts, nuclear waste, and submarine parts while he randomly rambles New Age bullsh*t and NPCs react to him.
after so many years of playing the game i never new this existed. when i actually did the missions for the first time it literally felt like a new DLC to me
The editing in this video in particular is great. Having that song play up until Michael starts shooting like a lunatic only to resume after was a nice touch too lmao
“Yeah Kifflom” “WHAT?!” “Where the hell are you?” “Ah somewhere in the desert, on a journey” “A large amount of peyote and ketamine type journey?” “Nah more like a search for the truth kind of journey” “it’s a test” “it’s a long story” “Truth?!” “You’ve spent the last 10 years failing that test, my friend” “Look, I’ve got to keep moving T, just two more miles to go” “And you call me crazy”
@@user-yn9qy1jw5o as annoying as it is sometimes its cool to run around and explore there is couple random events in the area as well and I will not be ashamed to admit that I’ve always completed epsilon missions in every GTA5 playthrough I did
I love how this seems like a parody of Scientology lol. I never did these missions in the game since I didn’t know about them when I first started playing. This video was fun to watch.
Fun Fact: for the part where you have to run five miles through the desert, you don't. You can just stay on one spot in the desert and continuously run in circles on that spot and you will still get the five miles.
Fun Fact: You can hear Cris Formage in radio station in GTA San Andreas, talk about Epsilon program with Lazlow. And same Voice Actor reprise again here
I remembered doing this Epsilon missions, i was wearing the Epsilon robe for 10 days and i accidentally did Yoga in Michael's house, and Michael's outfit was changed into normal outfit 💀
During exercising the truth, u can activate cheat CATCHME(Fast Run) and PAINKILLER(immortality) (Incase of low stamina bc running too long will lose health). In that way u can complete it within 10 mins instead of usual 20 to 25min. After that, save the game and load the save, as cheats will deactivate achievements. Hope this helps for u guys!
I hope the Epsilon program will be in GTA VI it’s honestly a very interesting part of GTA and we saw a bit of it in RDR2 with Francis Sinclair. I can only hope
I wish it was impossible to deliver the money. I wish Michael chose to steal it by his own choice and there was a cutscene where he attacks Epsilon members and chooses to take money for himself. This rusty tractor is just ridiculous.
Here’s a trick for anyone who’s still interested: when you get to the part where you have to wander 5 miles in the desert, drive to the town Sandy Shores and run around there the whole time to avoid mountain lions. I’ve done it myself, it works. Just don’t go up to anyone and piss them off while you’re running
Sensible thing to do is quit after being kicked in the nuts and knocked out then being left in desert clothes took away. It’s hilarious to keep going with the program but you…have to if you want to beat the game
To wonder easily in the desert and avoid pumas, go to a safe place like trevor's hangar, use a rubberband on you controller, point it to the right or left and hook it to the other side of the controller, micheal will walk endlessly until he's done. extra tip, put something a bit heavy on your running button and you win extra time. ✌
Great guide, thanks! If you dont have an explosive you can just headshot the helicopter pilot, if you stay inside during the whole shooting it is likely the police wont come, so youd be able to use the truck anyways if you want.
In the end I just drove the car back to my house and saved it on the garage and hid inside the house and gradually killed all the guards lmao easiest and coolest way of doing this mission
Even the logo, the baby blue, the website, looks identical to Scientology's old designs (and some current ones!) if anyone has ever driven by a scientologist heavy area, go look for their symbol, and look for the color baby blue. It is everywhere.
Out of all the trophies/achievements in this game, this one was my least favorite. It was so tedious when you had to wonder the dessert for a few days.
@@thedatabreaches amongst other things yes. I do like to 100% the games I play. Get my money’s worth. But with GTA 5, I stopped trying to get the online trophies.
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0:00 Seeking the Truth
3:06 Accepting the Truth
5:50 Assuming the Truth
9:05 Deliver Vehicle #1: Pegassi Vacca
10:17 Deliver Vehicle #2: Benefactor Surano
11:06 Deliver Vehicle #3: Declasse Tornado
12:02 Deliver Vehicle #4: Enus Super Diamond
13:02 Deliver Vehicle #5: Dinka Double-T
14:19 Chasing the Truth
19:23 Bearing the Truth
23:49 Delivering the Truth
28:54 Exercising the Truth
34:33 Unknowing the Truth
KIFFLOM!
Kifflom brother-brother kraff be praised!
Kifflom
Kifflom
KIFFLOM
Quick question Um how do you have 500m dollars
Fun Fact: marnie was in GTA 4, she was a drug addict but niko helped her and gave her a thousand bucks.
She was a bit of a prostitute if I can remember
Nahh stop cappim
why did she have to use that thousand bucks on a religious group
yes true
As we can see nothing changed she still involved with drugs cause Jimmy Boston wanted Lamar’s weed business
If Franklin and Trevor learned Michael was doing this, they probably would've given him no end of roasting until after the "Take the Money" option.
Trevor finds out. There's a cut dialogue from him after running for 2 Miles. Look it up. And I thought I was crazy
@@MariusBoss11458 what i should writr for search it ? I cant find any video about that.
@@togone0three GTA 5 Cut Trevor Phonecall
@@MariusBoss11458 Thank you.
@@MariusBoss11458 Thank ya, Marius.
I actually enjoyed the Kifflom missions. On wearing the robe for 10 straight days, I had Micheal collect letter scraps, spaceship parts, nuclear waste, and submarine parts while he randomly rambles New Age bullsh*t and NPCs react to him.
I just had Micheal sleep 40 times
Scientology in a nutshell
ye I Sleep Michael 80times
@@Boba_Feet92 Unless you don’t mind paying the hospital bill 20 times...
@@nelson8rThat is around 100,000 in medical bills. Just saying
31:34 - "And I raaan, I ran so far awaaaay!" 🎶
Yes!
And the choir boys raaan, they ran so far awaaaay
only OG's will understand this
Micheal is now a flash
@@RavenMatthew You don't need to be an "OG". Just play VC.
from a drug addict to a queen of the winds.
what a change marnie went through.
she's on some different drugs now lol
@@rev4685 but better now
after so many years of playing the game i never new this existed. when i actually did the missions for the first time it literally felt like a new DLC to me
Typical guy that only plays online
@@sprunkie5 or someone who never discovered the website
Did u go to the website on the in game web browser if so the mission is only for Michael
" The spirits have email? "
This will never get old for me..
Kifflom!
@@SirLukedatgoat Kifflom!
@@ghtjye Kifflom!
@@averagegamer6912 Kifflom!
For the exercising the truth you can just run around in circle at the airstrip, just incase you dont want accidently leave the desert, just a tip
Jangan bohong kamu dafa
He is telling the truth
You can
I did that it's a good tip
Kifflom Brother brother!
I'm going in circles rn, holding my fingers on my controller and my other hand to use my phone 💀
The editing in this video in particular is great. Having that song play up until Michael starts shooting like a lunatic only to resume after was a nice touch too lmao
That’s how it is in game
In the cut version Trevor will call you running through the desert
“Yeah Kifflom”
“WHAT?!” “Where the hell are you?”
“Ah somewhere in the desert, on a journey”
“A large amount of peyote and ketamine type journey?”
“Nah more like a search for the truth kind of journey” “it’s a test” “it’s a long story”
“Truth?!” “You’ve spent the last 10 years failing that test, my friend”
“Look, I’ve got to keep moving T, just two more miles to go”
“And you call me crazy”
I never got that call as many times I played this
@@ytthepsychomusic he said cut version
@@heygogreengodman5986 what is the Cut version
@@Hoo_Lee_Sheett the version that was gonna be added but then got cut
My favorite part of this entire side quest is the running in the desert lol
0-0 you diffrent
@@user-yn9qy1jw5o as annoying as it is sometimes its cool to run around and explore there is couple random events in the area as well and I will not be ashamed to admit that I’ve always completed epsilon missions in every GTA5 playthrough I did
Masochist
@@MaDNeSS1116 yeah that’s the good part the bad part is your fingers get tired
But If You Want To Do It Faster, Use The "Fast Run" Cheat Code, Then When You Reach 7,9km Go To Your Safehouse And Save Your Progress
6:19 it's so funny that you bring an NPC to be a part of epsilon program
He wasn’t ready for the truth
man that epsilon soundtrack is so chill
Cursed in a Way. Kifflom.
It’s kind of creepy
38:54 Idk why that made me laugh so hard 😂
I laughed rn 😂😂😂
He did all that for something which doesn't even work. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
Michael betraying Epsilon and mocking them is so satisfying
17:43 😂 I like how the game let's you do that too
Imagine doing 8 useless missions for a wagon that's rusty and broken
Yeah lol I was just doing this for the kifflom trophy 💀
I was doing for the steal the money ending for 2M money
and Kifflom Trophy
got the money n' trophy so win-win, im calling it in...
Or for 2 milliom dollars.
I love how this seems like a parody of Scientology lol. I never did these missions in the game since I didn’t know about them when I first started playing. This video was fun to watch.
You can activate the ring icon on gta series videos so you can know more about those secret missions.
It definitely is 😂
Just three words: Kifflom Brother Brother
In case you think brother is one word so overall they are two words, Kraft be Praised!!!
Kifflom
Kifflom
43:05 The farmer in the Dell. The farmer in the Dell. Heigh ho the derry-o, the farmer in the Dell.
@@tavellclinton9256 WTF why u commenting the same thing everywhere
I love how you stole the money but still got the old car 😆🤣
You mean a TRACTOR?
“I haven’t seen you at the epsilon training, you okay?”
I really like the true ending. They are deserved it lol 🤣
Bro its real but only in story mode
Actually the people are innocent. Cris is the fuck who deserves it
@@nftstealerlol6482 well, Cris doesn't die and appears in online, so its canon.
@@Hornet049 how do you get Cris Formage in the director mode? I finished cult intervention and still don't have him
Fun Fact: for the part where you have to run five miles through the desert, you don't. You can just stay on one spot in the desert and continuously run in circles on that spot and you will still get the five miles.
Like 8 million of mini circles hahah
@@diegogo5886 it's at least a little easier, but the time is still the same.
@@johnyd.productions Circles or running… it’s just about perspective amigo
@@diegogo5886 maybe, but in my next Playthrough I'll definitely do it again.
@@johnyd.productions I’ll watch it
37:56 That's the same Epsilon member that punched Michael at the Red Truck
Fun Fact: You can hear Cris Formage in radio station in GTA San Andreas, talk about Epsilon program with Lazlow. And same Voice Actor reprise again here
I’m disappointed we never got a dlc for gta online where we fight the Epsilon cult itself in an epic arc.
You are the best gta player and the best gta youtuber and your videos are very helpful and enjoyable keep up the good work
43:05 Michael is a farmer in the Dell.
To the brother-uncle, Kifflom.
Kraft be praised
Kifflom Uncle-Father
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Dont be a antithesis kifflom
Damn that heli took off too fast even in Michael's ability slow mo
This mission and music take me to 2013 - 2015 😍
I remembered doing this Epsilon missions, i was wearing the Epsilon robe for 10 days and i accidentally did Yoga in Michael's house, and Michael's outfit was changed into normal outfit 💀
I did the same wtf 😂
Cris Formage definitely the most successful scammer there is in GTA
Yeah. He is like Devin Weston.
And simeon
During exercising the truth, u can activate cheat CATCHME(Fast Run) and PAINKILLER(immortality) (Incase of low stamina bc running too long will lose health). In that way u can complete it within 10 mins instead of usual 20 to 25min. After that, save the game and load the save, as cheats will deactivate achievements. Hope this helps for u guys!
@SpideyGrimes like your dead uncle if you even have one
@SpideyGrimes how is it lame to want to save time lol
did it in like 3 - 5 min with a menu for story mode
@@bryce7339 definitely can't even passed this Mission tho
Trainers are better, just bring up Menyoo and use the fast run and invincibility
I hope the Epsilon program will be in GTA VI it’s honestly a very interesting part of GTA and we saw a bit of it in RDR2 with Francis Sinclair. I can only hope
I wonder if the gods they talk about are Greek , because in Greek mythology zandra means protecter of humanity. That’s what they call Michael.
32:29 he tired with all of the bullshit 😂
I wish it was impossible to deliver the money. I wish Michael chose to steal it by his own choice and there was a cutscene where he attacks Epsilon members and chooses to take money for himself. This rusty tractor is just ridiculous.
but you get the money. 3 millions🤷😂
@@simaopinto8521 I know. I said that stealing the money for yourself should be the only option in this mission.
@@tavellclinton9256 The Epsilon dudes are clearly a parody to some existing cult, no?😂
@@simaopinto8521 Scientologists perhaps?
@@simaopinto8521 it's like the church that always asks for donations and the pastor drives a sports car and owns a house
Ah yes, the true ending: steal both the money and the rusty tractor
16:34 Rockstar Games predicted the Metaverse.
It was already a thing
Here’s a trick for anyone who’s still interested: when you get to the part where you have to wander 5 miles in the desert, drive to the town Sandy Shores and run around there the whole time to avoid mountain lions. I’ve done it myself, it works. Just don’t go up to anyone and piss them off while you’re running
When you've run 4.0 miles and stand still, Cris will call your cellphone
I'm watching the video that has already been watched. Kifflom brother brother 🙏
Who believed in that mod where theres a celebration in the mountains and you kill cris and get money and a psychic power cheat code
Don't you realize how powerful I am?
My pistol: *Uh hun*
18:21 Love this whole sequence, lmao. I really need to adapt michaels idgafness
18:17
USE THE FORCE
so michael is a force sensitive now?
In Disney canon everything is possible.
Michael Skywalker
The music feels like making me stay on the website
When Michael bump that lady and the lady facepalmed is 10/10
5:07
“We know you’re not ready.”
Then I’m ready I guess?
3:36 Driver: I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael: *Perfectly parks his car without know it got car crashed*
Sensible thing to do is quit after being kicked in the nuts and knocked out then being left in desert clothes took away. It’s hilarious to keep going with the program but you…have to if you want to beat the game
Nope, this Quest is totally optional and not even for 100%. but you do get a trophy
@@simaopinto8521 oh shit right lol I forgot been a while lol
Zolag sounds like an alien name
Epsilon trust weird things tho. What do you expect
True PATIENCE challenge! xD 🔥
Me: Where's GTA6?
Rockstar: _Kifflom!_
Don't be an antithesis. GTA 6 is all lies...You know everything but nothing.
Kifflom brother brother!!!!
Kifflom
Kifflom
Kifflom father-brother Kraff be praised!
If you save it 4 times that equals 1 day so you have to save it 40 times to equal 10 days
(Jan 14, 2024)
First meeting with Marnie3:40
Marnie doing mediation6:28
Marnie by graffiti mural19:35 20:33 21:45
Exercising running29:30
Ending37:51
Tractor38:22
Real ending40:21 42:10
To wonder easily in the desert and avoid pumas, go to a safe place like trevor's hangar, use a rubberband on you controller, point it to the right or left and hook it to the other side of the controller, micheal will walk endlessly until he's done. extra tip, put something a bit heavy on your running button and you win extra time. ✌
Thanks Brother-Brother! Kifflom!
43:05 🤣🤣🤣
Tom Cruise is not happy and he dropped a dislike.
If you can't see it, it means you're still an antithesis. But soon you'll be ready.
Great guide, thanks!
If you dont have an explosive you can just headshot the helicopter pilot, if you stay inside during the whole shooting it is likely the police wont come, so youd be able to use the truck anyways if you want.
30:46 was i the only one who put foot on analog to run and watched tv shows in the meantime
If I'll hear "Kifflom" once again, I'm gonna lose my shit
Did you know that there's like a Million files in the game with the word Kifflom? Even Franklin said it. "Kifflom Mothafucka" "Kifflom dog"
Kifflom
@@maxpayne7030 How's your wife and kid, Max?
@@Robsonski96 I still catch glimpses of her in the corner of my eye. My wife, my baby girl.
michael using the "kifflom" as a wildcard lol
You can just run in circles as long as you’re in the desert in it still counts 😂
Michael betrayed everyone he knew his friends and cris formage
I finished and got the trophy through this video. Thank you GTA Series Videos.
Is it required to have gold to get a 100 %
@@abrarlabibrayan6780 No
I managed to achieved the trophy as well.
Are you a trophy hunter?
@@therealautisticdj Yes but i don't play video games that much anymore. Real life is better than being stuck in a fantasy
In Unknowing the Truth I always blow up the tractor sort of like a subtle little "Fuck you" to the Epsilonists
Should just betray them instead. Take the money
@@rahulmurali8302 I do. After taking the money I blow up the tractor on my way out
Rewards ain't even worth it tho.
6:03 I love that part of the music it sounds good
In the end I just drove the car back to my house and saved it on the garage and hid inside the house and gradually killed all the guards lmao easiest and coolest way of doing this mission
This is such a brilliant mockery of Scientology
and just every Hollywood cult in general
Even the logo, the baby blue, the website, looks identical to Scientology's old designs (and some current ones!) if anyone has ever driven by a scientologist heavy area, go look for their symbol, and look for the color baby blue. It is everywhere.
For the dessert part just use 2 rubbers bands and walk away go to the store or some and when you get back it will be done
Always go for the True Ending.
After i completed the epsilon program
I started up GTA 4 and killed Marnie with an RPG
And you can consider THIS! My refund.
Best line.
Started this now but be crap at flying.
Nice video. But man!!! The song was creepy asf lol. Good detail for the video.
Wow thanks for making this vid
I love this Chanel
Fun fact you can find the same rusty tractor at the lighthouse
Out of all the trophies/achievements in this game, this one was my least favorite. It was so tedious when you had to wonder the dessert for a few days.
You just play games just for achievements?
@@thedatabreaches amongst other things yes. I do like to 100% the games I play. Get my money’s worth. But with GTA 5, I stopped trying to get the online trophies.
I think thAt was the joke
Fun Fact, I’m The 0.2 Person To Receive The Kifflom Trophy On Ps4
While Michael was busy to sleep 10 days, I played on stock exchange and made almost 1 million😂 best side-mission ever! ❤
Praise Kraff, and Kifflom, brother brother
nostalgia
I got attacked by a cougar at 4.7 miles and died and respawned with normal clothes I want to die
Thanks to Chris we have passive mode 💀💀
Bro successfully robbed and betrayed Epsilon. 💀
This questline was so stupid that I kinda enjoyed it
KIFFLOM
KIFFLOM BROTHER BROTHER
Kifflom
@@ytthepsychomusic bot spammer get lost
Thanks ❤❤
42:53 Mike: Gotta Go, Brother Brother. Kifflom!
Trevor: Gotta Go, MORON MORON, Kifflom!
Hi, was this Epsilon Program a Rockstar's way of trolling Scientology?
A play to gta expand ehaced for first time and a beat those mission so easy
GTA done Marnie wrong. She deserves a better fate. Overcoming drugs and addiction just to fall into a cult, it’s sad.
If Niko sees this, he probably disappointing at Marnie
LMAO Cris, after he got jacked he finally brought down to the lowest paradigm ever🤣
20:49 same comment on old Epsilon video, Michael think this girl need help and she had help
I just finished all the missions and took my money back Kifflom