Don't forget that he specifically said his goal was to make them bigger and he instead designed them to be roughly 10 times smaller. This fact was completely visible on the display but he ignored it.
this makes me fear I was the only one who already had this image of god in my head that had this attitude towards humans but i know that cannot be true can it?
@@jasonsorin1021 I mean there has to way to stop people's bodies from aging the organs, muscles and everything failing basically stop you from aging physically but aging mentally growing into a wise old man
@@theintelligentmilkjug944 Never mind, you listen to metal. I respect that and pull back what I said about you, but the guy with the sans pfp needs to slip the knife.
8:03 Mark: This thing's been living a long time, you know. Game: *Snaps Finger* Creature: *AAHHH-* Mark: Oh, Nop- No, I just had to talk. Okay, that species is Extinct.
He would have accidentally created 173 or somethin. Maybe 096. Or 999. Either something horrible or something completely adorable there is no in between.
Spore was not a particularly great game. This game looks exceptional.. too exceptional... Spore holds your hand. This game expects you to have godlike abilities
"Oh no! Someone should have done something!" ~ Also Markiplier. I agree, with all the monstrosities roaming these islands free, that would be deliciously nightmarish!
Mark: "I am an irresponsible overlord." Also mark: "Ok maybe dosing them with radiation isn't the best idea, but it's the only thing I know to do at this point."
I think the problem is he had too many mutations happening too often, because most mutations either change nothing or kill the creature (only a few giving a benefit), the creatures where dying too quickly to pass on advantageous genes. I mean, assuming the game is super accurate to real evolution, which would be impressive but obviously thats a super hard process to simulate
If Mark was god, there are 2 possibilities. 1) He saves everyone on this planet earth 2) Fucks up, apologizes to planet earth, and accidentally destroys planet earth
Mark:*plays horror games **doesn't show signs of being to scared* Mark:*plays this slightly creepy game* and screams omg what the fuek!! Me: :/..........
to be fair though he's probably not in his best shape right now with his exploded jaw and violent antibiotics, he probably wouldn't be able to concentrate on the tutorial anyway
06:03 Am going to call you mikewozoski (MONSTER INC SONG INTENSIFIES) 14:33 These things look like hippos (MOTTO MOTTO SONG INTENSIFIES) 22:17 Jackseptic eye eye's. That thing loks like an elf with eyes in its mouth 26:57 You can see the word ASP on the monstrosity next to that big goop of red meat
Watching Mark play this is so funny. I actually have this game and understand how it works, so watching him just constant select and irradiate them is so funny The radiation doesn’t affect the creatures it affects the creatures kids
mark: its our job to to...i dunno make sure it doesn't die or something.
parenting 101
Meanwhile he purposely kills hundreds of them
lol
Mark* skips past tutorial
Also Mark: I’m so confuuused
us: how many times do we have to tell you old man READ THE TUTORIAL FOR ONCE IN YOU GAMING LIFE
There are people that play games horribly even if they read the tutorial.
Mark: Hold my water bottle.
Mark and his damn Turturials.
E
Best dad quote of the year award goes to:
“We gotta make sure it doesn’t die or something like that.”
Mom quotas after giving birth and looking at her child: “What is thaaaaat?...WHAT IS THAAAAAT?!?!?!?”
Who's your Daddy? evolution edition
this is why mark will make an amazing parent XD "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?! DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!"
Somebody should ship him in fan mail a cup or bottle with Nr1 Dad
@@jasonsorin1021 Or Dream Daddy parenting edition
Graystillplays: uses many tools to torture his creations
Mark: "feed and radiate"
always remember to save often
Invader zim lol
Who?
Full Li-
I have found one. A Florida man follower.
Mark: *skips all the tutorial*
Also Mark: "I don't understant what's going on" "What do I need to do?" "What is that?"
Asswesome I do this as well.
All us gamers in a nutshell
Don't forget that he specifically said his goal was to make them bigger and he instead designed them to be roughly 10 times smaller. This fact was completely visible on the display but he ignored it.
Lol
@@kylepessell1350 Actually no, he was making them bigger, the display just adjusted to accommodate.
"Don't you look at me!"
"Don't you look at me!!"
"DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEE!!!!"
-What Mark yells in the bedroom.
TheWereparadox into a mirror 😂😂😂
Then he turns into the red guy from SCP-087-b
Plays this game everything looks at me
Me: pulls out RPG
I died when I heard that
Same
In this video, Mark finds out that radiation actually kills things
DoctorSteiner toon in next time for him to learn how genitalia is made
Apparently so do you
Tell that to GreyStillPlays
This actually has me wheezing
Same
"this is our baby"
5 minutes later
*"DO NOT LOOK AT ME, D O N O T F U C K I N G L O O K A T M E ! !"*
XD
Theee fuuuuuuuuuckk?
Hello blixer
jacob blake xD
why does mark see a penis when obviously they're poo monsters?
My mother seeing me for the first time after giving birth to me:
“What is that? (Looks closer). WHAT IS THAT?!?!”
Lmao thats sad
It happens.
The hunchback of notre dame in real life.
"Oh, that's horrible. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
“ Oh, it’s sleeping. Oh, it’s horrible. It’s a horrible penis monster that’s sleeping. “
There should have been a "And it's dead" counter
9:51
Or ,,Oh my god” counter xd
"this [noun] don't [verb] too good"
-mark, all the time
This dick don't eat too good.
@@WreckingCritter
This PeePee dont Digest too good
@Sweetness1010 theres something called "pedophiles"
This Mark don’t run to good
This Peter doesn't feel too good.
...now in my head, I picture God having the exact same attitude towards the human race. Thank you, good sir.
God: *whAT ARE YOU? YOU'RE HORRIFYING*
Humans: :'DD
this makes me fear I was the only one who already had this image of god in my head that had this attitude towards humans but i know that cannot be true
can it?
God: Creates human from an anti-vax mom
Also God: Aaaaaaaaand he's dead...
Some kid: *looking up to God to pray*
God: DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME
God:Jesus what have I done?
Jesus: I don't know dad, I don't know.
His creation looks deeply into his soul.
Mark "DONT LOOK AT ME"
Isn't that like a normal reaction?
I realised why God abadoned us.
"This thing's been living a long time, y'know." **Thing immediately dies**
You don't know you're immortal until you've lived forever, which is very hard to do.
Lmao loved the edited scream to it 😂
@@jasonsorin1021 I mean there has to way to stop people's bodies from aging the organs, muscles and everything failing basically stop you from aging physically but aging mentally growing into a wise old man
Science expert:
So what branch of science do you specialize in?
Mark: Yes.
Mark:
Uhhhhh aurora borealis
K sans
Go get an original joke
@@hermasmora okay
S T E A M E D H A M S
@@theintelligentmilkjug944 Never mind, you listen to metal. I respect that and pull back what I said about you, but the guy with the sans pfp needs to slip the knife.
Science expert:
So what branch of science do you specialize in?
Mark: Yes
Underrated comment
Mark: *creates something horrifying *
Also Mark: *WHY ISN’T IT DOING ANYTHING?!*
Mark:"This is our baby!"
No Mark, that's all on you ✋
I agree 😂
Same
Yah the title for this vid is what have I created so you can’t blame it on us
can't blame my genes on this one chief xD
Maury: Comments, you are...not the fathers.
Mark- I think this baby is weird
Baby- send help
Lll
Hi, again
Get help
THOR: DID SOMEONE SAY GET HELP? Loki: Nooo
Those baby's need help for sure
8:03
Mark: This thing's been living a long time, you know.
Game: *Snaps Finger*
Creature: *AAHHH-*
Mark: Oh, Nop- No, I just had to talk. Okay, that species is Extinct.
"DO NOT FUCKING LOOK AT ME!" Such a good papa, Mark ❤❤
XD XD XD
Ikr
"This is our baby"
No, Mark, that is your monstrosity
*_yes._*
Correct
No it’s me
I ain't the father
I can't wait for someone to make an animation about this.
Mark: OMG you're horrible
Mark 10 seconds later: I love you so much
*you're
@@icy8042 thx
did u steal the pic from lumine
Mark: "This is our baby"
Video title: "WHAT HAVE I CREATED...?"
Me: Oh, so now it's just *your* baby?
*_I think this game creates creatures for horror games..._*
Ah, so that's how they made SCP
And fnaf
As well as me and my life in general
SCP's
Maybe not the creepy redrum girls.
I'm so glad Mark isn't a qualified scientist because I think he'd create a few SCPs
I very much agree, even if he and Billy don't always get along.
He would have accidentally created 173 or somethin. Maybe 096. Or 999.
Either something horrible or something completely adorable there is no in between.
@@kameablaine3167 Or a completely useless one like SCP-343. ((:
The Sigher Yes the three sides of the spectrum.
Horrifying
Adorable
Useless
And he doesn’t make any mixture just the extremes
The Sigher actually scp 343 has been known to increase morale, which, in a world filled with deadly scps is very useful.
Mark: This is our baby!
Also Mark: IRADIATE THEM
Pleaaaaaseee make this a series mark. I don’t know about everyone else but I would definitely watch you play this game for hours
Yes!
Dedicate your life to this game Mark!!
This has prpbably been the most disturbing 29 minutes of my life and i want more.
I'd love to see it
BIG FUCKING BET HE BETTER. this was the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while 😂
God: *creates beautiful animals and plants*
Mark: “hold my non-alcoholic beer”
Avocado Toast Lmao
Mark can't drink though......
Non alcoholic beer*
Are you saying that the babies aren't beautiful?
Bahahahaha XD exactly XD
Mark: This is our baby.
Me: I WANT A DIVORCE!!!
XD XD XD XD LOL
Lol right
You really want to give up your one shot at marrying Mark?
My words exactly...
Mark at the begging: Its are amazing baby
Mark 5 gens later: Don't you F*cking look at me
0-0
Sowwy, buot that no inglysh
translation?
@@karla3153"at the begging"
Markiplier:they're our babies
5minutes later
Mark:don't u look at me
It a love hate relationship
Is nobody gonna tell him he wrote "markiplier" wrong?
Thank u for telling me
Jack - a real proud dad
Mark -
*DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!*
do you have the link to jack’s video? or do you know the title
@@plantboy19 oh . no no no , it was a joke lolz , jack is actually a dad.
Baby: *I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you*
Mark: "Not at all boy, not at all."
Also Mark: "Deeaaaaauuuuggghh!"
Hi, I am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
Old lady: *disintegrates*
IM UGLY! AND IM PROUD!
*_Sniff_* _Is this Spongrbob references I smell?
@@lucasisyourfav yes. Take it in my child!👼
19:20 Oh look, a Darkiplier edit. Sneaky sneaky
I was thinking the same thing...
Oh yes
*That sneaky lil' booger-*
It would be hilarious if someone actually didn't notice that when watching the video lol
@Andrewguy1161 I was skipping it cus I'm too lazy to watch that for half a minute
Nearly 29 minutes of "put u over here an your dead" and "dont look at me" lol, perfect Mark, as always
Mark: "This is our baby."
Me: "Nope, that's *your* baby. Not gonna be my problem.
My father during my baby through toddler phase then kidnapping me during my child phase.
is this *-divorce?-*
@@themushroommonarch Really?
In soviet Russia it is OUR baby
@@mightymarlin97 Take it and leave
What have you created? A new SCP, obviously.
scp 69
I guess that's SCP-3N15
Igel_Man Del_Monte i love what you did there
Of course it is scp-2702
Can he make SCP-173 in this game?
"Do not look at me! You have a butt for a face."
How dare you talk to our baby like that.
Game: how much irradiations do you want?
Mark: *yes*
ZDREX GAMER lol
Mark:Put 30 seconds on the clock!
*Multiple species dies*
Isn't that the nuclear doomsday clock?
It’s like Spore but... *n o t*
Who needs biology lessons when we have Markiplier?
You right
Bi al o gee
Blackout Ally,
No it’s a butt
Spore was not a particularly great game. This game looks exceptional.. too exceptional...
Spore holds your hand.
This game expects you to have godlike abilities
Me: *has only seen GrayStillPlays play this game then sees this video pop up*
Me: This should be interesting
Ah, a fellow Gray watcher
Charles Calvin grey is amazing, he’s always funny, but I mean he does get old after binge eating *all* his videos-
I see another person who enjoys watching the suffering of digital representations of life.... Same
same
Mark: This is our baby!!
Me: I'm not paying child support
You Right
Mark is trying to give birth to a Graboid
Mark still hasn't pay our money since our date with him ;-;
All of them scream "End my suffering."
And that's exactly what he has accomplished
Why did mark both insult and compliment his creations about their looks
RUN
Yeah... I'm just gonna go into a corner and think about why I just watched this monstrosity.
GAMES ARE AWESOME... That what he says.
Mark: let's radiate you
'tic tic tic tic tic...'
Mark: ARE YOU DEAD YET?! 😂
mark, never have a child. please.
"feed 'em and irradiate 'em"
serenitylovesdnp irradiate me father
you think he'd be the nicest dad ever until you see this video skskks
Mark: This is our baby
*MULTIPLE DEATHS ON THAT DAY*
Multiplied by many internal injuries in the future .
The thing: love me papa
Mark: don’t look at me
Also, Darwin is quaking
23:51
Mark: Maybe we should just make a flood and wipe away my hideous creations that were made in the name of science.....
God: Hold my beer.
*made in the name of evolutionary perfection
Mark: “THIS IS *OUR* BABY”
Me: yep looks just like me👍
oh god you must look unbelievably...
. . . normal?
Mood
Mark: clicks on creature
Creature: looks at Mark
Mark: DoN’t YoU LOoK aT mE!
Creature: continues to stare at Mark
Creature: "wHy dID yOu mAkE mE tHiS wAy?!"
Mark: EWW WHAT ARE YOU!!
species/his baby: LoV3 mE FæTr
24 chromosomes.
THIS COMMENT MADE ME SNORT
@@knowone8683 3 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword -5 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword 0.5 chromosomes
"This thing had been living a long time ya know?"
*SCREAMS AND DIES*
Mark: Creates horrific things.
Doctor: Its genetic.
*whispers* It's free research.
Mark: "This is our baby."
Also Mark: "Oh good it's dead, that didn't live long, probably for the best."
When Markiplier snaps and becomes Mengeleplier, this will be viewed as a key step on his descent.
Descent?
DESCENT??
No, there wasn't any to begin with
Mengeleplier
*this is our baby*
Mark having a baby with 20 million subscriber
I wonder who the mother and or father is
If u have that many gfs the og must if had a lot of relatives
Lmfao that is true
lol
That explains why it looks the way it does.
"I don't know where my DNA is." ~ Markiplier 2019
I laughed my ass off and my brain automatically was sarcastic and said "In your body stupid" and i just- i question life
This should be a good video to turn into a Markiplier Animated.
@@LikaLaruku oml true
I read this the exact time when Mark said this lol.
"Oh no! Someone should have done something!" ~ Also Markiplier. I agree, with all the monstrosities roaming these islands free, that would be deliciously nightmarish!
Mark: ok everyone stop screaming
Me: ....
Mark: this is our baby
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
X reader intensifies
Sounds disgusting tho lol
MARK, IM A MALE I CANT JUST DO THAT KIND OF SHIT-
*Dying of laughter* 🤣😆
*OUR*
Me: *looks at thumbnail*
Me: _what in the goddamn_
Looks like a caterpillar with Toad's face.
Avengers Reject “some men...just wanna watch the world burn”.
@@gamefan6219 It almost does!🖒
I guess you could say, you never saw it coming... 8))))
Pretty much how i felt when i saw this
When 19:22 happens:
*"OH MY GOD. OKAY, ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM!"*
OH MY GOOOOOOOD I CANT STAY CALM 😱😱😱
STAY FU__ING CALM 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I CANT 😖
Dark is hopefully going to appear in an official thing october 30th!!!
Gabriella Susan he doesn't know me I will live
Genetic modification: *_exists_*
Mark: hold my beer
Is...is that the Mona Lisa?
True. He can't
Lemme just- *rootbeer
he can't drink beer but nice meme refractive
Here, let me fix it..
Genetic modification: *exists*
Mark: Hold my milk..
19:25 I think Anti and Dark are fighting again but Mark just doesn't know.
Or doesn't care.
ehhh he can just make more babies XD and let them all die too
I think Mark knows when Dark will show up, so he kinda doesn’t give a fuck anymore lol
Mark probably knows Dark's there but he's probably so done with him rn because he's tryna make abominations.
Mark: "I am an irresponsible overlord."
Also mark: "Ok maybe dosing them with radiation isn't the best idea, but it's the only thing I know to do at this point."
*the US Army when they made nukes and had soldiers:*
I think the problem is he had too many mutations happening too often, because most mutations either change nothing or kill the creature (only a few giving a benefit), the creatures where dying too quickly to pass on advantageous genes. I mean, assuming the game is super accurate to real evolution, which would be impressive but obviously thats a super hard process to simulate
when I read this I thought it was "overload" instead of "overlord" like "I'm in irresponsib(ility) overload" and frankly, I can relate.
@@ceilingfan1813 DYSLEXIA ACTIVATE
"How do you like them apples? I bet they taste weird, and irradiated."
Damn it Mark what did we learn from playing Spore?
*Apparently we learned nothing*
I would love to see the return of MMMMMMMMMMM
Spore was good, now this
Mark:"Gee I wonder why my animals keep dying?"
Me:"Hm it might have something to do with the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION YOU KEEP EXPOSING THEM TO!"
I've seen this game on GraystillPlays channel it dosen't harm them it just makes or so it's evolution is faster weirder and more sparatic
@@buissnesscat5735 Omg, I'm litteraly just about to go watch grays newest video xd.
IS THIS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO HUMAN KIND IF MARK WAS GOD?!
I was scared for my own eyes during this whole video...
(And I hope you're better Mark)
Lemme just say I'm very glad mark is not God
If Mark was god, there are 2 possibilities.
1) He saves everyone on this planet earth
2) Fucks up, apologizes to planet earth, and accidentally destroys planet earth
11:14 A face that not even a father would love
Mark: just causally sits down and destroys an entire world....well, I gotta go now.
Basically God lol
Mark, about to alter the genetics of a species forever: LeTS SpLicE 'eM
"A B I G I L L I O N TINY THICC BABIES!" ~ Markiplier 2k19
yes.
yes.
yes.
Yes
yes.
Creature that he created: *evolves tail and wags it happily when their creator approaches* ^-^
Mark: E U G H!
“WHAT ARE YOU?? WHAT ARE YOU, YOU FREAK?”
god when he made me
he had to nerf you bc you were too powerful
I'm gunna name you Thicc Chungula Chungus
I have no idea what you are talking about, if that's you in the picture you are really cute.
Meeeeeee
@@ThatQueerArtist Seems you have encountered "fishing for compliments" for the first time...
Tiny Thicc babies
Never thought I’d hear those words
Same, and I wish I would unhear it now. 😂
r/brandnewsentence
Tho he was born one
I really wish I didn't hear it
that's me, only i'm not a baby anymore, just thicc
Mark: this is our baby
Most everyone:....ya I'm leaving
*Spams divorce button
You IMA POINT DIS OUT
Markiplier: This is our baby
Me: Dear god..
Markiplier: There's more
Me: No..
“Keep their bellies full and their brains radiated!” -Mark 2019
7:33 "I should not be in charge of anything that has to do with the lives of others."
...Chica 👀
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Mark:*plays horror games **doesn't show signs of being to scared*
Mark:*plays this slightly creepy game* and screams omg what the fuek!!
Me: :/..........
You havent lived the Amnesia days dont you?
Because those “creatures” are demons.
I'm sure he's scared because he caused this horror
Mark: Does a bunch of stuff
Mark after the bunch of stuff takes effect: Oh no it's just a bunch of THICC BABIES
‘I have no idea where my DNA is!’
-Mark 2019
DNA is stored in the balls.
He can't find his balls😆
@@MrJaySoN777 that too...
Mark:EWWWW what are youuuuuuuuu?
Thing:LOVE MEH FATTHARRRRR
Best Comment
It's the plot of Frankenstein
Yep
The exact plot
😂😂😂
Hey mark, how's ur jaw? Hope ur feeling better. We love u👌
"You're so cool! What are you? *oH, you're awful! I hate you!* " - Mark 2019
Mark: *skips tutorial*
Also Mark: I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! WHY DONT I UNDERSTAND?!?!
to be fair though he's probably not in his best shape right now with his exploded jaw and violent antibiotics, he probably wouldn't be able to concentrate on the tutorial anyway
27:05 "You're thiccer than a brick house!"
Lmao
Him screaming “DO NOT LOOK AT ME” at them made my day
lol me too
Mark, staring at a plethora of buttons and options: "THERE'S NOTHING!!"
Mark: "Let's play God!"
Also Mark: *makes monstrosities* "NEVER AGAIN"
he is an irresponsible overlord
He didn't learn his lesson with Spore...either time.
@@shadesoul4247 i still have nightmares of that penis looking thing
You forgot the last part
Repeat
06:03 Am going to call you mikewozoski (MONSTER INC SONG INTENSIFIES)
14:33 These things look like hippos (MOTTO MOTTO SONG INTENSIFIES)
22:17 Jackseptic eye eye's. That thing loks like an elf with eyes in its mouth
26:57 You can see the word ASP on the monstrosity next to that big goop of red meat
6:03
*YOU’RE THICKER THAN A BRICK HOUSE*
-Mark
Thicc
27:07
EXTRA THICC!
Sad McChicken
Like me.
READ MY NAME
My friend: bruh u ever b so thick yo thighs touch
Me: yeh
Me again: extra thicc
Smone:**Tries to start a conversation with me**
Me: 7:16
your the opposite of me
I can understand that. I too am not fond of people looking at me, or talking to a person face to face. Quarantine was heaven for me.
Mark: "This is OUR baby!"
Me: "I want a DNA test. That looks nothing like me." 😞
Mark, you are NOT the father!
@@Kids_Scissors Big ouch
This is 1k like worthy
Chorti schimeomgae kills Thanos in Endgame.
Legit read this comment as he said it
Markiplier: I don't know why but heavily radiating the creatures are just killing them. Maybe I need to give them more
Keep their bellies full and their brains irradiated
-Markiplier 2K19
(Best parenting advice of our century 😂)
Aradiated.
*irradiated
Hello grammar correctors correct my grahmmarr
Plehse
It’s better advice than anything anti-vaxxers can come up with
More parenting advice
"Supposed to help it not die or somethin like that"
-
Markiplier
Watching Mark play this is so funny. I actually have this game and understand how it works, so watching him just constant select and irradiate them is so funny
The radiation doesn’t affect the creatures it affects the creatures kids
Name of this game pls 🥺
@@VinayKumar-ge1dl it’s called “Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution”