Jan 6th Hearings Are Can't-Miss TV | How Drunk Was Rudy Giuliani On Election Night?

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  • The televised hearings of the Jan 6th Committee are proving to be must-see events, in particular the moments when witnesses have been asked to comment on the drinking habits of a certain former mayor of New York City. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @Kevin-iu8hl
    @Kevin-iu8hl Рік тому +3576

    The moment he said he won't allow a peaceful transfer of power, that there would be no transfer at all, he should have been locked up.

    • @i.m.7710
      @i.m.7710 Рік тому

      Michael Cohen and Mary Trump predicted it accurately.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Рік тому +236

      Certainly proved he had no intention to abide by the Law.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому +62

      Plausible deniability. He could claim that he was just stating that he would win. We know otherwise in hindsight, but that won't fly in court.

    • @michelangelobuonarroti916
      @michelangelobuonarroti916 Рік тому +104

      or...people should have said they won't vote for a candidate like that.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Рік тому +1

      Remember back in the day when sht like that could get you hanged?

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 Рік тому +281

    Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is
    gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 6/9/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому +28

      They are consoled, in the absence of honor, with cold hard cash. It's what we call selling one's soul to the devil.

    • @emilyrandall9968
      @emilyrandall9968 Рік тому

      She has more testosterone than some of the ReThuglicans in office

    • @anticharlatan5823
      @anticharlatan5823 Рік тому +30

      That, along with Judge Tanya S. Chutkan's quote "But Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President." should be immortalized in gold letters in the Capitol.

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar Рік тому +6

      When he is dust and ashes the disgusting orange shall yet cling to them, marking them as betrayers, yea unto ten generations.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому +1

      Wasn't she censured?

  • @djbenje4019
    @djbenje4019 Рік тому +176

    "Just get rid of the ballots, and there won't be any transfer of power."
    How is he not in jail for even suggesting this?

    • @kittiecorner
      @kittiecorner Рік тому

      Don't you remember him saying that the reason Covid cases were so high was there was too much testing and if they didn't test so much the numbers would drop? He is one of the most ignorant people on the planet.

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts Рік тому +1

      Vote 🗳 BLUE to save our precious democracy from becoming an autocracy run by gop idiots.

    • @MrGeorge7823
      @MrGeorge7823 Рік тому +2

      Because this is america

    • @NaRisksAll
      @NaRisksAll Рік тому +7

      Umm because he is rich and white?

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts Рік тому

      @S R and tfg is definitely a tyrant... America deserves better.

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Рік тому +16

    “She’s blind so he’s got a shot.”
    My neighbors just looked at me for laughing so hard lmao

  • @nursem65
    @nursem65 Рік тому +1147

    Donnie is the biggest embarrassment to happen to the United States.

    • @jessmason2112
      @jessmason2112 Рік тому +56

      To the delight of Putin. Pee-pee tapes and all.

    • @jdb9129
      @jdb9129 Рік тому

      Slavery wasn't a good look, but at least it was "fitting" for its time. Overthrowing a democracy isn't too fitting for 2022 lol.

    • @Alexis84DE
      @Alexis84DE Рік тому

      No, actually America’s unwillingness to battle gun violence is a bigger embarrassment. Trump was just a blip in a long list of regression
      Greetings from Europe. Where we don’t have school shootings.

    • @catography4164
      @catography4164 Рік тому +53

      He definitely sucks but the BIGGEST embarrassment? We literally used to own people bro.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Рік тому +3

      trump 4ever 🤣😂😆😝🤪

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 Рік тому +3364

    I'm surprised Rudy has a law degree due to his inability to pass a bar.

    • @nekolalia3389
      @nekolalia3389 Рік тому +163

      He might not pass a bar, but he’ll clear it.
      Out.
      Of…of booze. Because drinky-drinky.

    • @tomkatdj
      @tomkatdj Рік тому +70

      They should have dis-barred him from bars selling alcohol as well…..😂

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 Рік тому +28

      @@nekolalia3389
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tylerpaulson6689
      @tylerpaulson6689 Рік тому +47

      @@nekolalia3389 Thank you, I needed that laugh after today 👍

    • @wanakone33
      @wanakone33 Рік тому

      🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥂🍾🍷🍺🍸🍸🍶

  • @lharris151
    @lharris151 Рік тому +34

    Thank you Steven! What would we have done without you through these years. Thanks for the laughs ❤

    • @steigman9164
      @steigman9164 Рік тому

      almost as stupid as Jimmy Kimmel and biased as well

  • @elizabethcimino6559
    @elizabethcimino6559 Рік тому +27

    "Get rid of the ballots?" ANY high school student in a Civics class would know this is ABSURD.

    • @AdamWaltersPDX
      @AdamWaltersPDX Рік тому +1

      What's civics?

    • @louisemckillips2035
      @louisemckillips2035 Рік тому

      Any high school student in a civics class should know this was TREASON. But, I’m 69 years old now and evidently this is not the country it used to be...

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 Рік тому +2369

    How to get fired from Fox News:
    1. Tell the truth
    2. Don't believe in Trumps lies
    3. Actually have a backbone

    • @jpalmer1967
      @jpalmer1967 Рік тому +11

      @Robert Jameson Okay Tucker.

    • @pastblaster3285
      @pastblaster3285 Рік тому +7

      Not driving to work in a Lada .......

    • @monkeyking9863
      @monkeyking9863 Рік тому

      i remember a host (not sure what one) was fired for saying they are pro abortion because they are anti big government. one of the first clues i had that fox had no integrity

    • @reggienaidoo6514
      @reggienaidoo6514 Рік тому

      You could argue that calling Arizona early is what stopped Trump from declaring victory and potentially stop the counting.In a quint way Fox saved democracy.

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 Рік тому +3

      @@pastblaster3285 lol low thinkers blow

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 Рік тому +214

    “Donald is the only man I know who can gaslight himself.”
    - Mary Trump

    • @sonyajohnson2154
      @sonyajohnson2154 Рік тому +8

      Daaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnn!! 😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому +8

      but I thought that was a "tell" for narcissists with sadomasochistic tendencies...
      he actually LIVES in trumpworld.

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack Рік тому +2

      OMG! Hah! 😁

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack Рік тому +1

      @@Gfy69ytb I think it's kind of like how suicide isn't murder, but in the movie Murder By Death, there's a joke about how someone murdered themselves out of self-hatred. Also the antagonist does that. It's meant to point out that this isn't just normal delusion, but Inception delusion, complete with loud BWAAAH noise.

    • @Gfy69ytb
      @Gfy69ytb Рік тому

      @@FalloutJack Agreed. Mine was meant to point out that gaslighting is so commonplace that her statement seems as though she doesn’t get that fact and lives under a rock. It’s only abnormal because so many people share his delusions - like a cult, and he was made president in spite of and because of his delusions.

  • @adamlaski9128
    @adamlaski9128 Рік тому +62

    If our legal system is unable to convict a man who has countless hours of him straight up admitting his crimes then it is so broken, we should probably get a new one.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Рік тому

      Then please replace the politicians who are protecting this shitshow and elect new ones with balls and no money from the religious fanatics on the right..

    • @bliss149
      @bliss149 Рік тому +2

      I wish this was Reddit so i could award this comment!

  • @robkunkel8833
    @robkunkel8833 Рік тому +3

    2:01 “Exhibit A Hole” … Stephen spent two minutes setting up that perfect zinger. 🥁 I have watched this video three times. It’s a classic. Great writing,

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +808

    “When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.” Isaac Asimov.

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica Рік тому

      Yeah, but patriotism wouldn’t exist without the mass stupidity.

    • @philomelodia
      @philomelodia Рік тому +26

      Dude, that is one hell of a quote! Asimov was a genius. He was so much more than a science-fiction writer. He was often described as a sage. Very accurate description in my opinion.

    • @Tinler1138
      @Tinler1138 Рік тому

      That is why they shoot teachers and authors first.

    • @JustJesstheMess
      @JustJesstheMess Рік тому +6

      Yeah, wow. I've never seen that quote copied and pasted before anywhere 🙄 that isn't being overused and ruined every day at all!
      Maybe try an original thought next time.

    • @emmasayers7576
      @emmasayers7576 Рік тому +17

      @@JustJesstheMess Not everyone can be as intelligent and knowledgeable as you, so be kind :-D

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +974

    The most damning bit was Former Occupant funneling money from -donations- rubes to his SuperPAC. Here's hoping the Justice Department finds that as interesting as I did.

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 Рік тому +81

      It was always about former guy 45 getting his grift on.

    • @bettertomorrow791
      @bettertomorrow791 Рік тому

      Unfortunately, it’s all in the fine print. His “uneducated” supporters of course did not read it. They believed him and they deserved to be scammed.

    • @adukabu
      @adukabu Рік тому +56

      It is damming only for people who didn’t knew he was a crook and long life conman

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 Рік тому +45

      They paid for their own oneway ticket to prison. Is America great yet?

    • @peanutbutterdragon4105
      @peanutbutterdragon4105 Рік тому +14

      Good luck with our justice department

  • @donnavorce8856
    @donnavorce8856 Рік тому +7

    Reminds us that we're not crazy. Yep. Sometimes things got so damned weird that this reassurance is most welcome.

  • @bjreed6088
    @bjreed6088 Рік тому +10

    Bravo and Thank You, for helping Americans find a way to laugh 😅🤣😂 in the midst of crazy politics and having a crook for president! I'm grateful for your humor!

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Рік тому +361

    That thing with Rudy and the Four Seasons Landscaping Company never gets old!

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +6

      I wish I could have heard that booking call... Rudy must have made it himself 🥂🤪🥂

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 Рік тому +15

      It's my favourite meme to come out of 2020/21, I can still laugh about it and all the jokes that followed. Runner up is the ship stuck in the Suez canal and a honorary mention to 3rd place: Nicky Minaj's cousins friends swollen balls!

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 Рік тому +5

      ...but he totally meant to do that!

    • @susanhewitt5602
      @susanhewitt5602 Рік тому

      Right between a dildo shop and a crematorium!😆 How appropriate!

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Рік тому +1

      Never

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +248

    _"I will totally accept the results of this great historic presidential election - IF I WIN."_ - Trump, one month prior to the 2016 election. That was a red flag even way back then.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Рік тому +21

      That was the game the whole time, us sane people knew that to begin with!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Рік тому

      "Oh my god! The election is totally rigged!" - His Loser _FIVE MONTHS BEFORE THE ELECTIONS WERE HELD_

    • @calvinchann1996
      @calvinchann1996 Рік тому +6

      You're right, but what could they do before he actually acted on it?

    • @williamclarke4510
      @williamclarke4510 Рік тому

      People with any sense should have been disgusted with Trump before the 2016 election. I detest Hillary and I'm glad I voted for her now more than in 2016.

    • @brianwall9592
      @brianwall9592 Рік тому

      @@calvinchann1996 - Well, for one, perhaps NOT VOTE FOR The Evil Orange Infected Hemorrhoid? That sure woulda been nice, huh?

  • @oldones59
    @oldones59 Рік тому +2

    I watched the entire first Committee hearing. The testimony the Capitol Police officer gave was candid and compelling. I cried for the whole two hours. 🇺🇸 ⚖

  • @228Brendon
    @228Brendon Рік тому +4

    Awesome monologue. The Giuliani part was priceless

  • @dee-jay45
    @dee-jay45 Рік тому +46

    America: Protects its kids from swear words but not from Assault Rifles :/

    • @miguel213
      @miguel213 Рік тому +1

      And that is the "Christian" way. The values that matter.

  • @JuvPrimervago
    @JuvPrimervago Рік тому +208

    I give Bernie Sanders full credit for predicting this. I still remember him saying on tv he was afraid trump wouldn't give up power if he lost, way before it happened.

    • @wayneperry7413
      @wayneperry7413 Рік тому +19

      And as much as I don’t really like him, Bill Maher was going on about it for at least 12 months.

    • @piedpiper1185
      @piedpiper1185 Рік тому +12

      @@wayneperry7413 Bill was predicting it 3 full years before it happened.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому +6

      sheeeit! Everybody who has ever met or studied the boss baby knew it.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Рік тому

      @@aaronweintrob2404 well, yeah... It is what Trump does and has done all of his life. Anyone who didn't see that coming is basically devoid of common sense.
      Rudy has been nuts on a similar level since forever, but some people act like it all started when Trump ran for President. They both have been stark raving mad since forever... Like the pillow dude. They are all kind of similar too in that they go all in... And they go all in, because there are many, many nutters in the USA...
      Screaming about frustration works wonders. Ask those televangelists... Or the NRA. Or uncle Sam... At any rate, your moral bankruptcy came way before Trump. The man is just a symptom of an ill society - one that's in denial (and amazed about Bill seeing something obvious years ago).

    • @BeatlesFanSonia
      @BeatlesFanSonia Рік тому

      Hillary predicted it first! It turned out that she was right about everything!

  • @patriciasmith2106
    @patriciasmith2106 Рік тому +11

    Can’t help feeling such sadness for a man who engendered so much respect after 9/11 only to be brought down to the gutter by his infatuation for one evil man. Vale Mayor Rudy. 😢

  • @GabeLazarYT
    @GabeLazarYT Рік тому +15

    I love how they're putting everything on Guliani and blaming him for everything like he was the sole person moving things around. Like they weren't all involved...

    • @kikilo9647
      @kikilo9647 Рік тому

      Yep, no seems to realize thats what they are doing.

    • @RochelleHasTooManyHobbies
      @RochelleHasTooManyHobbies Рік тому +1

      And even if they WEREN'T involved, they did absolutely nothing to stop it. No whistle-blowing, so messages to the public, nothing. That inaction itself should be obstruction of justice and collusion.

    • @murphychurch8251
      @murphychurch8251 Рік тому

      Exactly! "Team normal", as if. Another example of slimy greaseballs slithering away from responsibility by agreeing on someone they can throw under the bus.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +74

    “Dumps. Big massive (document) dumps” that needed to be flushed 10 to 15 times. 🚽

  • @redone6171
    @redone6171 Рік тому +358

    "We all waiting to see if the former president gets to go to the fantasy suite with Lady Justice, but she is blind so he has a shot"..damn that line DEEP! 🔥

    • @danielwaugh2215
      @danielwaugh2215 Рік тому

      They'll tell him he's out of his league

    • @mementomori7825
      @mementomori7825 Рік тому +3

      Lady justice is not blind.
      Lady justice is turning tricks.

    • @redone6171
      @redone6171 Рік тому

      @violamateo facts 🎯

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Рік тому +2

      I would have said “TFG thought he had a shot with her, since she’s blind. He forgot that she wasn’t deaf.”

    • @12x2richter
      @12x2richter Рік тому +3

      She may be blind, but she can still feel how heavy a stack of cash you hand her, apparently.

  • @Joe_J-MT_Boy
    @Joe_J-MT_Boy Рік тому +4

    Wow... this is called being "on your game". One of his best monologues, I think.

  • @wheelitzr2
    @wheelitzr2 Рік тому +5

    "get rid of the ballots" he literally just told every single American should no longer have a voice and just put him in as dictator for life and his supporters love it. 🤯 This is insanely absurd

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Рік тому +172

    "Sorry Trump, NO COUP FOR YOU!"
    -We The People 🇺🇸💪

    • @danz58
      @danz58 Рік тому +1

      @darknightoftroy good point

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 Рік тому +1

      @darknightoftroy it's not over yet

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 Рік тому +2

      @darknightoftroy I do agree, and it has been frustrating, but this is the most hopeful I've been he will get what he deserves. Not certain by any means, as per the trend, but hopeful

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 Рік тому

      @darknightoftroy that is very interesting, thank you!

    • @wildflower1397
      @wildflower1397 Рік тому

      COUP for my family! 😂😂😂

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Рік тому +889

    It's a shame the USA doesnt have an Attorney General or a Department of Justice to file charges and hold people accountable for their criminal activity. You'd think a country that size would have some type of justice system.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому +37

      That's after the hearings. The Committee will make recommendations to the DOJ when this stage is over.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius Рік тому +37

      We're hoping Garland will act once the evidence has been collected at the hearings. Though he might not out of fear of Trump's Cult reacting poorly. We can only hope he does the right thing.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Рік тому +43

      @@DracoMagnius The DOJ does not use Congress for their investigational arm. Waiting this long to file any charges has done far more harm.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius Рік тому

      @@id10t98 Hey I don't disagree with you. I'm just stating how things are shaking out. I'm guessing that it's easier to have Congress do this than take all of this on the Department of Justice because then it rests squarely on Garland. I'm thinking Garland is a coward and doesn't want to be the one to take the shot, but if the evidence is out in the open for all to see it makes pressing charges easier and less likely a mob will attack him, but that's all conjecture on my part.

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 Рік тому +1

      The DOJ, as a rule, does not discuss their investigations until they are done. Which is contrary to what Comey did when he announced the investigation of found Hillary emails, which all ended up being duplicates of already-investigated emails. But let's hope the DOJ charges all those involved, including those in Congress. If this doesn't warrant it, then nothing does & we can kiss democracy goodbye.

  • @nicholausbuthmann1421
    @nicholausbuthmann1421 Рік тому +1

    Freaking Hilarious Bro !........ I love you Steve ! You made me get through the afternoon !

  • @sasquaatch6889
    @sasquaatch6889 Рік тому +3

    Whilst I really enjoyed the whole monologue, the thing that struck me was how innocent Lewis looked at 08:53!
    I’m hoping all the exposure to TFG’s antics doesn’t corrupt him too much!😆
    Love the band♥️

  • @maggiehermey5907
    @maggiehermey5907 Рік тому +83

    Props as usual to Mr. Colbert! Just what I needed after losing friends & angering family members over Trump...even being attacked on FB this past weekend! How in the world can these people STILL think T. is right? Beyond puzzled...

    • @lousialb8962
      @lousialb8962 Рік тому

      It's a bizarre but extremely and predictably common phenomenon in, for example, dysfunctional families, whereby the truth is so abhorrent to admit, people will actually attack, vilify, and/or ostracize anyone who dares to speak it. Look up "truth teller" or "scapegoat" in relation to families with an alcoholic, abusive, or narcissistic parent. People have to some how rationalize or justify their experience; ironically, that usually means siding with the culpable party. And the commitment to that position is in direct proportion to the level of insanity or evil of the perpetrator

    • @demondogmom7221
      @demondogmom7221 Рік тому +4

      My family and friends agreed our relationship was more important than politics. So despite some of them stupidly supporting Trump, I've lost very few friends and no family.

    • @libbyworkman3459
      @libbyworkman3459 Рік тому +7

      @Maggie Hermey Take politics and religion off the table completely in any family conversations. You can’t reason with people whose minds are firmly made up.

    • @Dirt-Diggler
      @Dirt-Diggler Рік тому +2

      What i find sad if you feel that being attacked on FB is the worst part of it all 🤔
      Being attacked on FB is a god given right and quite frankly normal 😏

    • @primalspirit1
      @primalspirit1 Рік тому +6

      I'm afraid the answer is that they don't care if he's a crook and a traitor, they love him anyway.

  • @musoangelo
    @musoangelo Рік тому +336

    And one of the reasons he still has supporters is that there are media outlets that repeat his lies on a daily basis with impunity. Why is that?

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Рік тому

      After Nixon was forced between resignation and impeachment, Murdock set out to make a network to televise counter narrative.

    • @dreamlife2351
      @dreamlife2351 Рік тому +8

      Yes, why is that Garland?

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t Рік тому +24

      The fans give them money and watch their shit, they’re their best customers.
      Like a company that happily takes money from abusive hoarders that buy their product by the bulk and consider them “valued customers” despite that their sales are tied directly into a persons declining mental illness.

    • @cindykoch5220
      @cindykoch5220 Рік тому

      Because there’s a lot of stupid people unfortunately

    • @justinwoodward3413
      @justinwoodward3413 Рік тому

      Why not

  • @bartskid9235
    @bartskid9235 Рік тому +2

    Great monologue Stephen Colbert..The best in TV. Barr calls it "Bull S..." TFG calls it "DUMPS"! 😂

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for telling me that I'm not crazy...nor am I alone.

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu Рік тому +138

    "Dumps, big massive dumps." Never gets old.

    • @WraithWriter
      @WraithWriter Рік тому

      Trump loves massive dumps...

    • @patrichards8855
      @patrichards8855 Рік тому +4

      Massive dumps are to be expected when there are Elephants in the room.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Рік тому +3

      There’s like a whole chicken in there

    • @AceSpadeThePikachu
      @AceSpadeThePikachu Рік тому

      @@patrichards8855 Very sick, drunk and/or obese elephants at that.

    • @glenncordova4027
      @glenncordova4027 Рік тому +2

      " 4 hours earlier this was dinner " . Humpty Dumpty has a big appetite for junk food

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Рік тому +340

    Amen. Thursday‘s hearing reaffirmed my political sanity. I too am grateful. Very grateful for these Representatives & staff putting in the hard work & living up to their oaths of office.

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 Рік тому +14

      What’s really important is that raccoons are no longer rummaging through the White House dumpsters because there’s no longer any left overs from McDonald’s in there.

    • @mintgumornot
      @mintgumornot Рік тому

      You're not well

    • @thenotoriousspqr4239
      @thenotoriousspqr4239 Рік тому

      LMAOO if you need a fucken pawn of a ""comedian"" to affirm your political sanity on a platform of borderline propoganda, then that's just about the most pathetic shit I've heard

    • @brianwall9592
      @brianwall9592 Рік тому

      Indeed, a refreshing ray of light in the Dark Orange Black Hole of our GOP-infected Democracy/Nation...

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 Рік тому +12

      @@brianwall9592 we often get told nothing rhymes with orange, yet we found out orange rhymes with clown

  • @trustnoone4328
    @trustnoone4328 Рік тому +2

    This is what the DOJ needs to do get rid of the MASSIVE DUMPS . D. DUMP .

  • @robale202
    @robale202 Рік тому +6

    One loser, One boozer. The story of a former president and his lawyer. Film at eleven.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +43

    "Team Normal"
    &
    "Team Four Seasons Landscaping"

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 Рік тому +4

      Next to the sex shop and across from the crematorium.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes Рік тому +2

      @@letitiajeavons6333 and down the street from the infamous State Rd CFCF prison.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Рік тому +1

      @@letitiajeavons6333 Rudy, being the zombie he is, had a lucky escape from the latter.

  • @winluben2909
    @winluben2909 Рік тому +94

    Liz Cheney should have her post reinstated for actually showing patriotism in her party.

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 Рік тому +1

      I not used to like her, but know I even agree with you! She is brave and honest!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Рік тому +5

      That would require her party to acknowledge that they were wrong to begin with.

    • @calvinchann1996
      @calvinchann1996 Рік тому +4

      would she actually want to be reinstated into that party?

    • @duanemartin1383
      @duanemartin1383 Рік тому

      You can have her…. We’ll trade her for Manchin.

    • @metalacop
      @metalacop Рік тому

      That RINO can switch parties, from Republican to Fascist.

  • @thomasfranco5997
    @thomasfranco5997 Рік тому +1

    Love Stephen Colbert, He is hilarious!

  • @fitinyourbody888
    @fitinyourbody888 Рік тому +1

    I am mad about the reception of the "man born knowing how to play lacrosse" line from the audience. That was gold. A classic. I am livid I say!!!

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Рік тому +428

    "He was detached from reality." I wonder how, AG YesMan...

    • @EinChris75
      @EinChris75 Рік тому

      Barr is trying to whitewash his legacy (the guy claiming he is not interested in it).

    • @davidwooderson5926
      @davidwooderson5926 Рік тому +43

      Yet he said he’d vote for him again. Tells you everything you need to know about the GOP.

    • @RedDevil-fp2qi
      @RedDevil-fp2qi Рік тому +7

      Exactly

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Рік тому +16

      He was surrounded by enablers all his life.

    • @stevetubvang3034
      @stevetubvang3034 Рік тому +19

      All you people are wrong. He was not detached from reality. He knew exactly what he was doing. He did what he did because he knew he would get away with it.

  • @ceciliarichter2458
    @ceciliarichter2458 Рік тому +53

    I'm a Swedish citizen but have spent many years abroad, including twice in the US. This may hurt but what I have noticed is that there may be a lack of civil courage among Americans that we in Europe value very highly.
    Now Bill Barr, Ivanka, Jared plus many many others decide for some reason to speak out and share their true opinions. Why now? Why not when it really mattered?
    To have civil courage means to have the courage to stand up for one's opinion even when it involves a personal risk, the ability to stand up for one's values, despite knowledge of open or latent resistance from one's surroundings.
    The term has French roots; In 1835, courage civil - the individual's courage to have his own opinion - is mentioned in contrast to courage civique, courage as a citizen of the state.
    It appears civil courage is not an American virtue.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      The reason is simple- look what they do to whistleblowers (think Edward Snowden). Also, look at what happened to people who took a stand and got killed for it (von Stauffenberg, the Scholl siblings) The problem is damned social media, where everyone is suddenly an expert and quickly spreading their garbage...

    • @calvinchann1996
      @calvinchann1996 Рік тому +10

      because with Trump in power, they all saw opportunities to benefit.

    • @djjustice4059
      @djjustice4059 Рік тому +1

      🎯

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Рік тому +3

      It's here.... Not so much in our elected officials, especially the current GOP, but some here do have it. Look at Liz Cheney? She and I agree on almost nothing, until she stood up to do what's hard for her politically, because it's the correct thing to do. It does exist here... Sadly it's been diluted over the years.

    • @duanemartin1383
      @duanemartin1383 Рік тому

      Because liberals/democrats think they are the only ones allowed to have it and then cry victim should conservatives speak while stating facts.
      “Civil courage” is the lefts belief that you can burn, loot and destroy because you won’t get prosecuted for breaking the law under Democrat rule…. Like the demonstrators outside of justices homes currently breaking federal law after Chuck Schumer called for violence against those conservatives justices for doing their job.

  • @samuelhamblin7535
    @samuelhamblin7535 Рік тому +1

    During the very serious hearing i laughed so hard when they played the clip about big massive dumps.

  • @jrltog4320
    @jrltog4320 Рік тому

    God Bless you Steven 🙏 May Your Light Shine Bright

  • @danburnes722
    @danburnes722 Рік тому +899

    How do they put this quality material together so quickly? The writers need a raise!

    • @mphmph1198
      @mphmph1198 Рік тому +3

      I'm not a writer, either. Jes' sayin'

    • @bravo_01
      @bravo_01 Рік тому +21

      You don’t even need writers… just open your eyes lol

    • @tarantinoish
      @tarantinoish Рік тому +21

      These people kinda write it themselves.

    • @misspurr2573
      @misspurr2573 Рік тому +8

      17 months is not quickly. Besides you would already know most of this if you watched the news

    • @knullgorr3822
      @knullgorr3822 Рік тому +9

      Probably have a backlog of puns and jokes to pull from.

  • @garymcdermott772
    @garymcdermott772 Рік тому +244

    Hope these hearings don’t start and finish with just the orange turd. The GOP members who participated in this crime need to also face their day in court. It is time that the corrupt GOP and family members face the music. This better not finish up just more talk and then nothing. I still remember Matty boy was going to jail. Whatever happened to that case. We nearly had him hanged! American justice,fucking unbelievable.

    • @alymig70
      @alymig70 Рік тому +24

      I’m kinda hoping Fox News is implicated… officially. Enough already.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Рік тому +12

      true dat. My greatest fear is that the whole show will boil down to a vendetta against one odious personality who should never have held public office, with the rest getting off scot-free - a narrative that will prove the other side's claims.

    • @annihilator45
      @annihilator45 Рік тому +16

      So true! Steal a candy bar and get five years, steal the government and crickets.

    • @christinevr7698
      @christinevr7698 Рік тому +1

      I am hoping they get a whole bunch for conspiracy after they make it plain that IQ45 was the boss of the insanity. Merrick Garland did hire one of the best RICO case lawyers to the DOJ recently!!

    • @susanhewitt5602
      @susanhewitt5602 Рік тому +15

      I think the Committee is building the case for Merrick Garland, and by the time the hearings are over, we should DEMAND IMMEDIATE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ALL INVOLVED! We should see indictments raining down by Garland, and I think we will!

  • @2201Duluth
    @2201Duluth Рік тому

    Stephen, thank you for helping me survive all of this. You are truly brilliant, along with anyone else who writes for you.

  • @mehdiz1052
    @mehdiz1052 Рік тому +1

    Another colbert classic ! He is at his best when he takes jabs at you know who ...

  • @sharonmores8697
    @sharonmores8697 Рік тому +113

    Stephen, you are spot on.

  • @db8556
    @db8556 Рік тому +62

    I guess you could say Giuliani didn't pass the Barr exam.

    • @rashard4
      @rashard4 Рік тому +1

      😝🤣😅😜😂

  • @canalincompleto3342
    @canalincompleto3342 Рік тому +2

    Hello! I'm Brazilian and I love this show. the facts that occur there become more hilarious because in Brazil there is a copy of that same dystopia but with a delay of 2 years 🤪😅

  • @victorialynn6248
    @victorialynn6248 Рік тому +4

    When Chris Stirewalt said "our Poll in Arizona was beautiful" - that is a Trumpism. Ridiculous!

  • @sigsin1
    @sigsin1 Рік тому +31

    I watched the watergate hearings in 1973 when I was 13. Those were a snoozefest compared to this.

    • @martinbayron9274
      @martinbayron9274 Рік тому +6

      How true, a little younger than you, age 60. My parents were glued to Watergate and it and was confusing for me till I got older. I thought so what, breaking and entering to get info on your rivals, heck they do that today routinely with technology. This makes Nixon look like an angel and he resigned. How times have changed !

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 Рік тому +8

      Yep, I remember those. Tricky Dick, for all his crimes, at least had some respect for the office, and had the decency to resign.

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Рік тому +1

      I found Watergate to be entertaining, but I had achieved adulthood by '73 and a certain amount of jadedness regarding politics. Nixon was good for one thing: he was the right kind if crazy to negotiate with North Vietnam for the release all of our soldiers they were still holding. I watched that, also.

  • @presentfuture7563
    @presentfuture7563 Рік тому +88

    "Former attorney general and Sith lord summoning another basket of onion rings," 🤣

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 Рік тому +1

    That first joke is offensive to us folks with brain damage. XD

  • @jessicafurtaw6248
    @jessicafurtaw6248 Рік тому

    Big massive dumps. 👌 that's such an epic quote and just wow 😆 🤣

  • @winluben2909
    @winluben2909 Рік тому +22

    Aren’t these guys just a mess? How did it go that far?? Oh yeah the entire Senate not being the adults in the room.

    • @calvinchann1996
      @calvinchann1996 Рік тому

      Voter apathy. You always get the government you deserve.

    • @gerardjlaw
      @gerardjlaw Рік тому

      @@calvinchann1996 I don't think you can blame voter apathy when it takes - at most - 150,000 votes to elect a Wyoming Republican but up to 10 million to return a California Democrat.

  • @caseyjl949
    @caseyjl949 Рік тому +21

    Ha! Exhibit A hole 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    Genius!!!!

  • @Noganrhy
    @Noganrhy Рік тому

    Glad all of this being made public!

  • @carolsampietro9873
    @carolsampietro9873 Рік тому

    Outstanding!!!❤️ Thank you!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +357

    There was a time, back in the day when TREASON was punishable by DEATH. Man, those were the days!.

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 Рік тому +23

      Amen! That's when the law was the law

    • @jessmason2112
      @jessmason2112 Рік тому +9

      There wouldn't be this that's for sure.

    • @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300
      @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300 Рік тому

      O it still is it just depends on what color you are I have no doubt in my mind if this was President Obama were talking about. Republicans would have came out national press conference
      “ sorry blk people mr Obama has to go away now we’re gonna take him out because what he did was treason he literally had about 20k blk people attack the Capitol we can’t have that good day”

    • @frodopgriffyndor2269
      @frodopgriffyndor2269 Рік тому +1

      Make America Great Again /s

    • @jkingston5498
      @jkingston5498 Рік тому +30

      @@frodopgriffyndor2269 yeah, put Trump in jail. That would help make America great again!

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Рік тому +661

    Using logic and facts to try and combat a loyal Trumper is a waste of time. They may be the only people on earth who thinks Trump, a pathological liar, is an honest man who tells the truth. Proof that you can't fix stupid or alter fixed delusions.

    • @mikepriverguy
      @mikepriverguy Рік тому +16

      exactly!! 😖👍

    • @nmgg6928
      @nmgg6928 Рік тому +40

      Welcome to my inlaws...sigh

    • @robbiemillar704
      @robbiemillar704 Рік тому +38

      Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

    • @jackiepaper101
      @jackiepaper101 Рік тому +25

      The rubes gave him $250 million!

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому +7

      @@jackiepaper101 People would have been better off buying NFTs.

  • @niklastorshagen6365
    @niklastorshagen6365 Рік тому +3

    oh I miss old Rudy, I've never laughed so much when he was on air

  • @Gojuninja
    @Gojuninja Рік тому +141

    Again, Stephen, you are right on so many levels, thank you for all that you and your crew accomplish each show, phenomenal content!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +172

    Rudy the Red-Nosed Lawyer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say he’s drunk. 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому +8

      All of the normal people, used to laugh and call him names. They would say "Pee ew, Rudy!" and they would exclaim he stunk.

    • @harmonyhondaalexis110
      @harmonyhondaalexis110 Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Рік тому +2

      Rudy's default mode is drunkenness.

  • @elizabethdaniels51
    @elizabethdaniels51 Рік тому

    “They call them dumps…big massive dumps,” oh my gosh, I’m dying!

  • @barbaraarnstein179
    @barbaraarnstein179 Рік тому

    THIS IS GENIUS!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +372

    Gotta say... If anyone would know about 'big massive dumps' it's Donnie. He should be about as expert as Barr is on B.S.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Рік тому +7

      Too big for the toilet apparently.

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 Рік тому +4

      That's 🐎 💩 remember Trump is a Stable Genius.

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 Рік тому +7

      I wonder why Karma hated the guy whose job on "The Apprentice" was to clean up the Diaper Don, which included diaper changes. Truely a Shite Show.

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath Рік тому +4

      all them cheeseburgers, you know lol

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 Рік тому +1

      @@fortybelow1973 Almost as Bad as Drunk Rudy Giuliani Starting America's second Civil War, and losing it in one day, to BLM because they refused to show up, after being warned Trump wanted an excuse to declare the Insurrection act.
      It the first time in history a war was won though ✌ ☮ peace.

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang Рік тому +5

    "Arizona. It's like Florida but with a dry crazy"! And...."Exhibit A-hole"!

  • @williamlacentra2808
    @williamlacentra2808 Рік тому

    And best of all--Arizona is still on the map.!

  • @RonaldAAllen
    @RonaldAAllen Рік тому +10

    The largest crime is that status blocks justice in this country. The higher profile you in the 🇺🇸, the more difficult 😣 it is to prove you did anything at all.

  • @dankendra5093
    @dankendra5093 Рік тому +23

    So glad all these "yes man" men finally grew a backbone. Oh wait just kidding they were under oath and finally couldn't hide their lies.

    • @BlackWind-rx5il
      @BlackWind-rx5il Рік тому

      "backbone"? These people are just scared to lie under oath, that's why a lot of them won't testify to begin with and will rather risk to be held in contempt of congress and be indicted and cry political persecution after. Those who are scared of that fate will go there and tell the truth, probably hoping the right wing media either won't air their public admissions OR they'll find a way to twist them and BS their viewers into believing they didn't really hear what they thought they heard. And if everything goes south and the Orange One throws them under the bus, they'll probably bounce back going into some big corporate job thanks to the people who made a fortune out of all the corruption of the administration these goons were part of, OR they'll make a tell all book and go on a tour of all the media to make the most out of it. There's nothing brave about these people. These are not heroes. They supported a corrupted con man until they didn't see an advantage in doing It anymore.

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ Рік тому +66

    I really hope this means John Lithgow will be reprising his role of Rudy soon... Always hilarious.

  • @jamestierney2531
    @jamestierney2531 Рік тому

    Like a fine wine, Stephen gets better and better with age. Long may you reign, Stephen.

  • @margo3367
    @margo3367 Рік тому +1

    “Big, massive dumps.” That about sums it up.

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Рік тому +126

    Just finished watching the second hearing. I think this one is worth watching again tomorrow.

    • @brianwall9592
      @brianwall9592 Рік тому +4

      - Yeah, it sure was a doozy, wasn't it? (Hmmm, "doozy" sure looks weird in type... guess it Ages me...)

    • @religionisapoison2413
      @religionisapoison2413 Рік тому +2

      @@brianwall9592 doozle my heezy

    • @brianwall9592
      @brianwall9592 Рік тому +1

      @@religionisapoison2413 lol, and love your name!

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Рік тому

      I just loaded it up here

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +265

    To be fair, if I was Rudy, I would be drunk all the time too...

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 Рік тому +13

      He achieved self-awareness & turned to the bottle

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 Рік тому +9

      Yeah.. he looks like Uncle Fester

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Рік тому +5

      @@alexdasliebe5391
      Good one! 👍

    • @anneoboyle8447
      @anneoboyle8447 Рік тому +3

      Bwahahaha! 😃 😅❤️

    • @ShadowJack72
      @ShadowJack72 Рік тому +4

      Rudy knows he doesn’t have many years of life left, and it’s bothering him.

  • @mariannefinkel
    @mariannefinkel Рік тому

    These hearing shows should be nominated for daytime EMMY

  • @GRJ-uz7kf
    @GRJ-uz7kf Рік тому +3

    Part 2 was also excellent, i.e., devastating to Trump, blessed assuring to the rest of us that we're not crazy.

  • @ronleight9341
    @ronleight9341 Рік тому +134

    I would love to be in Steven's writing room, all the things that get said that would never clear network censors but is as funny as hell.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +419

    You start thinking The Red-Nosed Rudy can't find a way to embarrass himself any further, and then he still finds a way to do it. It's almost amazing when it's not being hilariously pathetic.

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 Рік тому +4

      @Gelas Pecah Chanel - Go away

    • @mitebg9665
      @mitebg9665 Рік тому +6

      To be honest not Rudys fault that the President follows his drunken ramblings

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 Рік тому +6

      Yet Diaper Donnie keeps him on the team for the reindeer games.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Рік тому

      It's amazing, isn't it? Rudy Colludi is LITERALLY a cousinf*cker - and that's not even in the top ten of the most embarrassing facts about him. How is that even possible?

    • @flowerpower3082
      @flowerpower3082 Рік тому +2

      @@mitebg9665 We all know how much TFG hates alcohol and alcoholics. So its interesting he chose to go with Team Chardonn-A.

  • @marie-claude7691
    @marie-claude7691 Рік тому

    Stephen Colbert…you are the best!

  • @esthert6416
    @esthert6416 Рік тому

    Brilliant Comedic Analogy !

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Рік тому +111

    Ok, Rudy's excuse was alcohol and I presume Mike Lindell was tragically dropped on his head as a baby. What was Sidney Powell's excuse?

    • @billross7245
      @billross7245 Рік тому

      Powell sleeping with the Kraken is her excuse. The Kraken must be blind, too.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius Рік тому

      I mean Mike Lindell is a former coke addict he may have fallen to is vice again. Sidney I can only imagine that she really likes the idea of Fascist America and/or money

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Рік тому +6

      Huge Kraken

    • @guzmandiva
      @guzmandiva Рік тому

      @@gregbors8364 😂😂😂

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Рік тому

      @@gregbors8364 ...that she smoked in her Kraken pipe.

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi Рік тому +140

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every man be respected as an individual and no man be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1934

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Рік тому

      trump 4ever 🤣😂😜😆😝

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica Рік тому +3

      Unfortunately Mr.Einstein’s democratic ideal is flawed, and always has been.
      Nothing is more unreliable than the populace, nothing more obscure than human intentions, nothing more deceptive than the whole electoral system. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

    • @Mark-ok8ss
      @Mark-ok8ss Рік тому

      @@Elephantstonica Unfortunately true

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 Рік тому

      Every nation that stepped back from the brink of civil war in the last 50 years did so by enacting significant democratic reforms.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Рік тому

      @@tuyenle8107 Your name sounds Asian; are you aware Trump is a racist?

  • @djr3386
    @djr3386 Рік тому

    "Exhibit A hole" masterstroke 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SuntanSuperman8
    @SuntanSuperman8 Рік тому

    That dumps phone call put me in stitches. I knew what Trump was gonna say and I still cracked up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TruthOverFear21
    @TruthOverFear21 Рік тому +55

    I watched the hearings and was like "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK." He's guilty as Ted Bundy

  • @BK-dy8jk
    @BK-dy8jk Рік тому +77

    Stevens a genius. It amazes me that our own US citizens are this easily duped into believing so many lies.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Рік тому

      Why? The US has by far the worst public education system in the “First World” (by design, IMO)

    • @billywoods9192
      @billywoods9192 Рік тому +2

      Fox.

    • @flowerpower3082
      @flowerpower3082 Рік тому +2

      The Republican party, who did not condemn his lies are also to blame.
      Don't forget, Trump had access to Twitter back then, so he could broadcast whatever random thought popped into his head, direct to his base.

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 Рік тому

      Most people don't understand basic politics. Trump dumbed it down.

  • @msoshocker
    @msoshocker Рік тому

    Colber is Goooooooooood . The Fantasy Suite with Lady Justice and Exhibit A-hole ? Hilarious !

  • @CammieBlueSky
    @CammieBlueSky Рік тому

    That opening is the best thing in recent memory.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +56

    Inebriated Rudy? How could you even tell? 🤔

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 Рік тому +4

      Leaking head juice, lol.

    • @13Xerro
      @13Xerro Рік тому

      That’s his secret, he’s always inebriated.

  • @kellykerr5225
    @kellykerr5225 Рік тому +96

    He said they would walk to the capitol. Does anyone here think he would ever actually go for a walk? Other than wondering aimlessly on the front lawn.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Рік тому

      If he was there and entered the Capitol himself as a leader he might have actually succeeded. Fortunately he was a lazy asshole and went home to watch on TV, like a loser. Imagine how fucked we would all be if he were an ACTUAL leader rather than just a carnival barker.

    • @tails0420ify
      @tails0420ify Рік тому +1

      The golf cart wasn't gassed up. So he couldn't go.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang Рік тому +5

      He wanted the Secret Service to drive him in his limousine, but they kept telling him it was not safe. But can you imagine him trying to get up the Capitol steps?

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Рік тому +6

      “I’m right behind youuuuuu….”
      (sneaks off to watch it on TV)

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 Рік тому +1

      He said they'd walk to the capitol, not the capital.

  • @patcook6376
    @patcook6376 Рік тому

    Brilliant! ❤‍🔥🔥

  • @alansilverman8500
    @alansilverman8500 Рік тому

    Now THAT'S drunk history!!!

  • @constanceshaw4280
    @constanceshaw4280 Рік тому +51

    Maaaan!! You're killing me...you got me laughing sooo hard !!! I can't catch my breath! 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Рік тому +3

      "Everybody needs a good laugh; Some times laughter is the only weapon we have" - Roger Rabbit