@@Nameless82284 Besides, you shouldn't say what move you're gonna do before you do it. Makes it easier to block or dodge. Always say it during or after.
It's a very important lesson. If you would laugh if it happened to somebody else, then others are allowed to laugh when it happens to you! He took it like a man too!
@@LucianDevine oh fr as a Man this is a very important part of development anything you laugh at people have the right to laugh if it happens to you like one time i cycled like 19kms with a friend and well i had never cycled very far before that and i said to him look if i fall off into a ditch or on the road or get clipped by a car you need to laugh because you just have to
@@GreaserMan Oh, right. I forgot how he was literally emasculated after his wife started making more money than him. Still, that must have stung regardless.
That waiter at the start is the perfect example of how people treat retail/service staff and they're expected to pretend to be unaffected by it and keep working with a smile
@@matthewrowell8518 Mom worked for social security and part of her job was processing welfare payments. When doing so she'd have to make notes on people if they were wearing construction work attire, because that'd suggest they were working and not reporting their earnings. One day she saw someone like this. She processed his payment then began writing a note on him. The person next in line wasn't happy about her taking this brief moment to take down her notes, and he ran at her ready to punch her. Luckily a security guard was nearby and stopped him. But yeah, it's fucked up that you can do almost any job that involves customer interaction, and someone will try to hurt you if you inconvenience them in the slightest.
What about the scene where Stan is attacking Roger and Roger accidentally punches Stan in the crotch and says, "Oh, I forgot, that's where you humans keep your boys" followed up by a deliberate smack to the nards. There's also one involving Matt Damon being a janitor that I vaguely remember.
One of the worst nut shots I’ve ever had, I did to myself, by accidentally walking into a bollard: I had just finished at the cash machine, and was putting the money into my wallet, as I quickly turned around...without paying attention to my surroundings, and walked full force into the bollard. It was one of the worst pains I’ve ever felt in my entire life; and I say this, as someone who once managed to break 3 different parts of my body, at the same damn time, including: my ankle, which was so badly broken, it needed screws to put it back together, and both my wrists; which, needless to say, made other, shall we say...”activities”, very difficult to complete...and I was around 14 years old at the time, so you see how hard (for want of a better word) that must have been for me haha. But those broken bones were nothing, compared to the “bollard to the bollocks” I suffered haha. I hit with such force, I could feel the pain in my stomach, and I thought I was going to black out; the only reason I didn’t scream, or drop to my knees, clutching my bruised plums, is because lots of people were around, and I didn’t want either their sympathy, or, more likely, their laughter haha. I was certain a few of them had seen me collide with the bollard, and I was trying to make it look like it didn’t hurt: though I reckon the look on my face probably gave the game away, since I looked like the inspiration for Edvard Munch’s paining, “The Scream” haha. It was just lucky that no one asked if I was alright; if I’d had to speak at that point, my voice would have only been registrable to dogs haha.
You forgot the implied one in the country club episode when Stan describes working hands, and Steve says: "Kinda like Shrek's hands. (WHAP) AAH! my tip."
You forgot the one where Stan and Francine are racing to answer the door, and Francine says "cup check!" and hits Stan in the junk. Can't remember which episode it's from but it should be here.
"I'm so sorry, nut punch!"
"Block! Counter nut punch!"
@Brian McCarty always funny
00:43+00:44
He deserve that for trying to hurt a guy just because he told him that he was interrupting the show
@@Nameless82284 Besides, you shouldn't say what move you're gonna do before you do it. Makes it easier to block or dodge. Always say it during or after.
I'm sure the late great actor Fred Barry is laughing his butt off.
"Im so sorry"...NUT PUNCH
"Block"
"COUNTER NUT PUNCH"
"Always funny."
@@vbucci6894 😂well he did say it
That American Dad counter nut punch is my favorite!
That sounds like something straight out of South Park
CompanyInc22 what episode is that?
0:51 Is nobody going to talk about how he appreciates the comedic value even when he's the one in pain? This is a true man
I know right
It's a very important lesson. If you would laugh if it happened to somebody else, then others are allowed to laugh when it happens to you! He took it like a man too!
As long as it's on video so I can laugh at it later, I don't get too pissed.
@@LucianDevine oh fr as a Man this is a very important part of development anything you laugh at people have the right to laugh if it happens to you like one time i cycled like 19kms with a friend and well i had never cycled very far before that and i said to him look if i fall off into a ditch or on the road or get clipped by a car you need to laugh because you just have to
he is faking
1:30 A nut gunshot. Holy hell, I can't even begin to imagine how much that must've hurt. And the messed up part was that Dick did it to himself.
So true 😹
Episode?
@@frankygamever_ita6078 I forget what it's called, but it's that episode where they mimic The Office and Francine gets a job at the C.I.A. with Stan.
If it's any consolation, he doesn't have any genitals. So, it was just, like, a pelvis shot.
@@GreaserMan Oh, right. I forgot how he was literally emasculated after his wife started making more money than him. Still, that must have stung regardless.
The woman said she'd been shedding scabs all day. Gross!
"You never know, I might end up in there one day." When you work for the US government, it could happen
And that's only if they choose not to shoot him
Especially the CIA, Im pretty sire you get a free Closet Skeleton for applying
Well if he keeps kicking his son in the nuts in public, yeah.
Along w/ a map of Dealey Plaza, w/ a walkie talkie
Plus all the illegal shit he does outside of working for the CIA 😂
Is is me or does the waiter look like Long Beach Griffey?
Loool he legit does
I think he’s missing the tooth gap but other than that yeah
Lmao
A little.
Oh shit he does
1:00 Roger’s “Ehhh” always gets me
1:08
That waiter at the start is the perfect example of how people treat retail/service staff and they're expected to pretend to be unaffected by it and keep working with a smile
Yep. The way corporations expect the working man to just take everybody’s shit!
I feel any position with public interaction has the exact same problem but complain about far less the retail and hospitality workers
@@matthewrowell8518 Mom worked for social security and part of her job was processing welfare payments. When doing so she'd have to make notes on people if they were wearing construction work attire, because that'd suggest they were working and not reporting their earnings. One day she saw someone like this. She processed his payment then began writing a note on him. The person next in line wasn't happy about her taking this brief moment to take down her notes, and he ran at her ready to punch her. Luckily a security guard was nearby and stopped him. But yeah, it's fucked up that you can do almost any job that involves customer interaction, and someone will try to hurt you if you inconvenience them in the slightest.
As a grill cook myself, I can confirm that that is a fact.
literally me working at a call center, we literally cannot retaliate against the customer when they treat us like shit, im so over it
0:45 love how he dances the entire time 🤣
Me too
Just like Final Fantasy
Lol
Your average rpg games and Skullgirls characters
Props to that waiter for keeping it professional even while in intense pain, hope he gets big tips.
Oh you know he does cuz that shit has to be so swollen
Stan seems like an asshat who doesnt tip well
"Im not afraid of u anymore!"
*Pushes bike over
"Ehhhhhhh"
I don’t blame Roger for that one, he had it coming
@@vexxama Correct
Zach?
@@vexxama yeah that kid was a jerk
Do we have Roger's ehhhh compilation?
*doing bicep curls in the attic
"Eh. ooh. eh. ooh. eh. ooh."
And the waaaah compilation
A compilation of all of these sounds in one video would make me burst out laughing😆
@@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL y
From NS regulars
1:28 I know the title is called "Nut shots" but that was a little to literally.
well it's still a "nut shot"
What episode is this
@@scientist_einstien02dotmdl69 not so much of a "nut shot" it's more of a "shot in the nuts" 🤣🤣🤣
@@jonathanpeek8668
Season 6 Episode 18 “Flirting With Disaster”
I love this channel. You literally make compilations I never know I need until you upload it XD
same for me
Same
"Ya never know, I might wind up in there one day" Well at least he knows
The way that one guy performer not only blocked, but countered that nutshot was legendary!!
1:33 I'm pretty sure that Roger just made the sixth stage up just so he can kick Stan in the groin just for fun.
Your probably right.😅
But that WASN'T the sixth stage
"Nope"
You forgot " oh you want a spilt down the middle?"
Nut kicks Steve
" hahahahaha"-Roger
SO YOU WANNA BE A ROCK SUPERSTAR?!
That's my purse, I dont know you!
- Bobby Hill
The original nut hitter
That's my favorite episode!
2:17 The noise that guy made.
0:45 the guy with the light blue on the top right corner is no amused.
I also noticed too 😒
*LMFAO*
1:29 a nut shot on a whole new level
3:03
I'm pretty sure Stan did that so he didn't have to hug Steve.
Poor Steve
A sturdy groin is the lynchpin of victory
Read this exactly when he said it.
"A BLATANT LOW BLOW!" - Michael Cole
FlukeDogg08 OOOOOHHH MYYYYY!!!
@@mikecentral2077 vintage Cole
0:57 soooooo...no one is going to question why bad larry is alive and well after he got shot and died...no....fair enough
2:46 "Other convicts are watching. You need to demonstrate dominance or they'll eat you alive."
1:27 My God, just how bad was Francine's face if it made getting shot in the nuts seem like the lesser of two evils?
Her face was spashed with acid, I don't remember how she looked, bit you could see bone, so prety bad.
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Really bad.
Her face was splashed by acid
Somebody threw actual acid in her face so it was pretty gruesome
0:49 It doesn't work if you say it before doing it. Say it WHILE doing it.
Or after you do it
Stan's right you can't see a nut shot and not help but laugh.
You laugh and you wince. There's empathy mixed into the comedy.
2:08 goodbye childrens
China has too many of those anyways.
@@Maw0 Good Point mate
@@ghostboyakaleroy5435 Yes it is!
A fighting style of EXCLUSIVELY nut punches.
Scientists say a woman birthing twins can almost, nearly feel the pain a man does when he gets a nut shot
A I oh shit I actually never thought of it like that before lol
Oh, I heard they said triplets, not twins
One baby pushing hurts as much as getting hit in the groin. It also hurts women too.
The only difference is it could happen to guys at any moment, while women have up to 9 months to prepare for it.
Nah, men are just a lot more whiney about it lmao
Source: this fucking comment section 😂😂
You forgot the episode when Stan took Francine to the hypnotherapist to hypnotize her into forgetting every time she wants to talk about something
Emiliooooooooo
0:03 Except for when You're the one getting kicked in the groin
Like that? 0:06
Testicles...
Proof of intelligent design? No.
Proof of malicious design? Yes!
Why?
@@pedrozarotti8052"Because it's funny every time"
-God
I call a Nut Shots for American Dad and This is just a beginning! 😃
What about the scene where Stan is attacking Roger and Roger accidentally punches Stan in the crotch and says, "Oh, I forgot, that's where you humans keep your boys" followed up by a deliberate smack to the nards. There's also one involving Matt Damon being a janitor that I vaguely remember.
I laughed when Steve punched Stan in the nuts
stan's mistake: he announced nut punch before he actually punched. A mistake the other guy, did not make
actually the other guy did make the same mistake "block, counter nut punch"
0:29 idk why but him saying that was hilarious lol
“You never know. I might end up in there one day.”
2:42 😂😂😂😂😂
He got his revenge
😂😂😂
The best one is when Stan and Francine are racing to the door and Francine "Cup checks" Stan...Punk
Stan, that's very hard hurt the groins. 🤣🤣😵😵😵💀💀
It’s literally ALWAYS funny 😆 when someone gets hit in the groin: man or woman! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
G Nk Ya mean kicking them in the groin right??
@@CharlesNauck You're a woman right?? If not, then we've got a problem. 😑😑😑
G Nk If you’re a Guy who likes to hit women then yes!! 🖕
Not as funny without the sound effect you hear in the video
G Nk What??
Poor guy at the restaurant
Geez man
When you a see get hit in the nuts you either laugh or feel the pain
It’s so true. Every guy knows the feeling. The only time it’s not funny is when you’re the one getting hit
0:55 that guy on top right corner look depressed i wonder why he doesnt laugh :(
"Splinters"
*groans* “Like…most ethnic foods…our deserts are disappointing.” 💀
I love the punch sound. It's halarious.
0:44 I DIED OF LAUGHTER AFTER I SAW THIS!!! I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW 😫🤣
3:06
"You never know, I might end up in there one day..."
*"Might?"*
I love how Roger kicks the guy in the balls after going through the 5 stages of grief. 😅😅😅
0:51 when you're tired of getting nut punched and u make a comeback
1:05 I will always love this 😂
You never know, I might end up in there one day.
I have a MIGHTY NEED to see an episode about that now
Look at how aggressive he looks when he went to touch himself
0:50 Nut punch!
Block!
Counter nut punch!
The way Roger knocks that bike down XD
0:50 Sorry Stan only in anime does calling out your attacks work
As Denji from Chainsaw Man said “When I’m fight a guy, it’s NUTS! OR! NOTHING!!!”
Kickball tournament!
0:49
stan: i'm so sorry NUT PUNCH
0:51
3:04
Not a matter of if, Stan, it’s a matter of when.
"Block! COUNTER-NUT PUNCH!"
😂😭😂😭
0:51
1:00 that bike push so lame it's funny.
You forgot the Emilio scene
Managed to count 18
0:51 Block! Counter nut punch
AddictedtoAmericanDad this video you made is hilarious
American dad was the king of nutshots 😂😂😂
1:28 Now that’s a nut shot.
🥜💥🔫
1:17 Stan you’ve gone too far
1:29 now that's what I call a nut shot.
0:22 when made the th sound I almost thought he was going to say thank you sir may I have another
Aah the nut shot. The pinnacle of comedy… . What will we think of next… ?
0:50
Stan:NUT PUNCH
Performer: Block, Counter nut punch
One of the worst nut shots I’ve ever had, I did to myself, by accidentally walking into a bollard: I had just finished at the cash machine, and was putting the money into my wallet, as I quickly turned around...without paying attention to my surroundings, and walked full force into the bollard.
It was one of the worst pains I’ve ever felt in my entire life; and I say this, as someone who once managed to break 3 different parts of my body, at the same damn time, including: my ankle, which was so badly broken, it needed screws to put it back together, and both my wrists; which, needless to say, made other, shall we say...”activities”, very difficult to complete...and I was around 14 years old at the time, so you see how hard (for want of a better word) that must have been for me haha.
But those broken bones were nothing, compared to the “bollard to the bollocks” I suffered haha.
I hit with such force, I could feel the pain in my stomach, and I thought I was going to black out; the only reason I didn’t scream, or drop to my knees, clutching my bruised plums, is because lots of people were around, and I didn’t want either their sympathy, or, more likely, their laughter haha.
I was certain a few of them had seen me collide with the bollard, and I was trying to make it look like it didn’t hurt: though I reckon the look on my face probably gave the game away, since I looked like the inspiration for Edvard Munch’s paining, “The Scream” haha.
It was just lucky that no one asked if I was alright; if I’d had to speak at that point, my voice would have only been registrable to dogs haha.
0:06 0:07 0:17 0:18 0:42 0:51 1:05 1:29 1:54 2:08 2:09 2:10 2:13 2:17 2:26 2:27 2:38 2:39 2:42 2:43 2:48 3:04
I remember this episode. It was good. So hilarious.
Aren’t those the new friends whose home Stan and Francine robbed?
Never gets old
"A sturdy groin is the linchpin of victory" - Vince Lombardi (1964)
1:04 is this the Chris's bully but younger?
Family guy...😂
Karma: How many times do I have to teach you a lesson Stan Smith.
Don’t touch my purse!
I don't know you!
1:54
AH Nickles 😂😂😂
1:13 Well, that is technically a shot in the nuts.
One of my all time favorite episodes 😂😂😊
0:59
Is that Kyle from FG when Peter kicked the crap out out em for picking on Chris? 😧
Apparently calling Peter a poopnose crossed the line 😒
Just jokin N tokin No. It isn’t.
2:28 splinter! 🤣
0:51
You forgot the implied one in the country club episode when Stan describes working hands, and Steve says:
"Kinda like Shrek's hands. (WHAP) AAH! my tip."
2:27 Stan murdered his future grandchildren.
That kinda rules them all out, since the VR goo tank renders women sterile.
2:00 was he trained at the CIA or the YMCA.
Both technically
1:03 Roger escapes a toxic relationship
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1:05
1:29
1:54
2:08
2:27
2:38
2:42
2:48
3:04
Somewhere in the world, Steven Seagal is smiling with all these nut punches!
“Block! Counter but punch!” 🤣🤣🤣
With the MSH voice in the background “counter!” 😜
You forgot the one where Stan and Francine are racing to answer the door, and Francine says "cup check!" and hits Stan in the junk. Can't remember which episode it's from but it should be here.