@@nawtyourhuman4968 Michael Jackson didn't have a UA-cam algorithm and hordes of snowflakes hunting him down to get him demonetized at every turn either.
I was laughing so hard that I almost passed out a couple of times. I did that before in my room too. That's why it was so funny. Your comment made it funnier to remember and see again.
I don't know why I watched this, actually. When I was 14, I accidentally got my bollocks kicked up into my neck (that's honestly what it felt like) whilst playing Rugby at school. I went to hospital in an ambulance, got treated for the injury, and was taken home by my dad, who thought it hilarious. Cheers, dad.
The conference room is classic. A poster on the wall reads "I Need to Make the Wise Choice" as the man leaps unsuccessfully over the chairs and smacks his family jewels.
I really felt for ol boy at 4:00 who was just minding his own business just to get hit in the groin unexpectedly. Although it was hilarious, I still felt for him because he didn't see it coming.
@@jeanneparisot237 I tried to explain the pain to my ex, but she wasn't having it. Now, I just say "imagine a toothache...in your crotch. That also makes you nauseous." But I can't say it's worse than labor or menstrual pains.
Because openly grabbing your crotch is considered by feminists as a sign of patriarchal domination. stupid feminist gibberish that no one really cares about.
02:25 construction tip. before setting the height of your horizontal beam make sure to measure the distance from the ground to your yam bag. then set the height of your horizontal beam accordingly.
I know this is an older video now but I love at 1:37 there’s a sign that says “I need to make the wise choice” which is something that guy really needs to think about the next time he tries to jump over some chairs
Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤
@@CrasherEXLet me guess, you're a millenial? Are you offended by someone touching the part of their body that hurts? It's not as if they were showing their balls at everyone on the screen -_-
1:28 *Poster in background* "I need to make a wise choice." Yes... don't make the choice to jump over like 5 chairs when the results could be bad... 2:18 Me: "I see you're wearing a helmet. You should be wearing something else other than a helmet though. It's not your head that you need to worry about in this case."
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't My God, that sounds waaay more sexual than it did when I was a kid ... 🤔
Thumbs down, for the unnecessary blurring.
Skookum Bitingfish they blur curses so it can be family friendly? Have you ever watched AFHV?
@@lp12nos20 they blurred the hands grabbing the junk after being hit
Michael Jackson did it constantly on National TV...No blurring.
@@nawtyourhuman4968 Michael Jackson didn't have a UA-cam algorithm and hordes of snowflakes hunting him down to get him demonetized at every turn either.
Same here
Dude in red around 1:38 clearly didn't ignored the sign behind him giving advice about needing to "make the right choice". Oh, the irony... 😂
Lol it said wise choice
"I need to make the right choice"
Jumps over a set of chairs and hits his nuts off the last chair.
Wah wah wah 🎺
😂🥚🥚
No one else noticed the "I need to make a wise choice" sign in the background at 1:38. Priceless.
I noticed it
3:50 - legend has it that he’s still running..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙌🤣
It's like he said "The new nuts store closes in 5 minutes. I can get there if I hurry."
Lol
He was probably running to the bathroom to check himself and make sure everything was ok
1:42 Daaaaaaamn! That left testicle felt the gravity of jupiter.
I don’t get it. What happened?
@@leeholman3964 the board moved
I was laughing so hard that I almost passed out a couple of times. I did that before in my room too. That's why it was so funny. Your comment made it funnier to remember and see again.
Just Jupiter?!! No my friend that was a super massive black hole god smacking those jewels. RIP little buddies. 🤣🤣
That board came up at the speed of light
At 2:39 is the greatest lightsaber throw that any jedi can do
Kid can aim better than Stormtroopers.
He threw that like a javelin
The force was with him
Imagine obi wan threw his lightsaber at anakin like that XD
bro threw like he was better than the god of archery and aimed it so smooth and straight
what is up with the blurring effect?
Apparently it's UA-cam illegal to show a dude grabbing his balls in pain.
INERT 😂😂
you drunk
Middle finger
Algorithm of youtube. It's making uploaders paranoid.
1:00
Toddler giving dad a SAVAGE cup check
#DadsArmy
0:53 bro took it like a champ
In the nuts
He liked it.. he ran up for some more. Right after !!!’ He was excited and happy
1:45 that groan is actually the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I’m making that as my alarm clock 🤣
WHY DID YOU LAUGH
IT’S NOT FUNNY
@@cadefilms4072it is so funny lol 🤣
The guy at 1:28 wasn't paying attention to the message in the wall indeed 😂
So true LMAO 😂
LOL
NOT FUNNY
0:13 he hit the wrong ball.
Why was that even blurred???
I think it is because some stupid people cannot handle nature (bodies and physiology)!
Gay-ass world....
1:42 I think that clip was the worst hit ever 🫢
Edit: thank you so much for the likes
He deserves it for his dumb-age
Quick, clean and precise
The impact definitely makes us feel his pain just by seeing it.
He must have a hole in his shorts from that
I agree.
2:54 that was actually brutal. Hope that dude was wearing a cup lol
my catcher wasn't wearing a cup once, got hit right in the balls, had to go to the ER
@@wrobiv 😱😱😱
@@wrobiv something tells me he not having any kids
@@wrobiv ER?
Emergency Room
I don't know why I watched this, actually. When I was 14, I accidentally got my bollocks kicked up into my neck (that's honestly what it felt like) whilst playing Rugby at school. I went to hospital in an ambulance, got treated for the injury, and was taken home by my dad, who thought it hilarious. Cheers, dad.
I’m so Sorry to hear about that,
Ouch...
Ouch
When I was younger my friend went to vault a spiked fence and got his bag caught on one of the spikes and tore it open
Um, ow, I’m not sure what that means, but just ow.
Blurring it only makes it look dirtier than it actually is
Ya because all the trash youtuber plus lazy copied these videos off the internet then put the blurry sides to not get copyrighted
Their nutcracker fail video broke the community guidelines and became age restricted
yup
5:00 oh silly that girl 😂😂
0:11 made my soul scream.
So no one is gonna talk about that epic sword throw??? 💪🏿😂2:39
Thats how the Roman's defeated their enemies.
00:53 long way predictable 😂🤪
2:39 "im gonna die?" famous last words
3:49 I wish No one will get this pain 🙏
Don’t You Mean 03:52 🤣😂🤪
True💀💀
The conference room is classic. A poster on the wall reads "I Need to Make the Wise Choice" as the man leaps unsuccessfully over the chairs and smacks his family jewels.
I had that thought as well.
At 5:27 this is what being trustworthy really means
1:36 on wall “I need to make the wise choice” you didn’t dude 😂
Bro nice observation I subbed you for that
1:28 tne irony of the sign that reads "I need to make the wise choice." Well, clearly you did not here...
Lol I know right?
1:43 is hardest i have laughed in awhile... That should be a finishing move in the next Mortal Kombat game...
That groan is the stuff of nightmares
@@DackxJaniels Yeah...I made that my ring tone...lol
@@cptnjarhead 😂😭😭😭😭
I didnt even mean to click this video
Poster @1:28: “I need to make the wise choice.”
Man: Hold my beer...
1:49 Karma for riding a scooter in a skate park.
I once fractured my wrist riding a scooter
@@RSJ_Zoxidamn. one time I got a small cut due to a scooter to the ankle.
2:37 Is no one going to acknowledge how flawless that kid's sword throw was?
Bullseye!
@@jasonlines5844 your nuts are famous!
thats my boy!
@@kristenjones5647 Puuuuhlease...my nuts have been famous for years
1:41 An excellent demonstration of Archimedes' famous quotation: "Give me a lever long enough and I will shatter my nutsack."
I really felt for ol boy at 4:00 who was just minding his own business just to get hit in the groin unexpectedly. Although it was hilarious, I still felt for him because he didn't see it coming.
I think that was staged. He's twitching all weird like he's expecting something.
@@dangoodwin3047 well, if you can’t see what’s coming, and you’re already covering your face, why not try to prevent some other pain
😩🥚🥚
Good thing he wasn’t female
4:40 been there done that
It doesnt even hurt
That guy at 3:13 actually bounced on his balls several times 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite reaction to pain is when they get up and sprint away. Kills me every time! 🤣😂
I don’t even get why they do it…
@@natashakate5687 to distract them from the pain it's like the term "walk it off"
@@puljudefender Interesting…. I don’t know how it feels since I’m female, but when I’m on my period, then walking isn’t really much of an option….
@@natashakate5687 Failarmy sometimes shows clips where women get hit right in the baby making factory. Looks very painful.
Oh, it is *painful* it feels like…a dull, hot ache mixed with gas…unless the pubic bone gets hit, then it’s….just *OOOOWWWWW*
1:28 I love how there's a poster on the wall that says "I need to make the wise choice" that's some irony right there😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
15 seconds in and my balls are already aching in agonizing sympathy pain.
My thoughts exactly!
We, women, can not imagine this pain, like you never can not imagine the pain of period. ^^
@@jeanneparisot237 I tried to explain the pain to my ex, but she wasn't having it. Now, I just say "imagine a toothache...in your crotch. That also makes you nauseous." But I can't say it's worse than labor or menstrual pains.
Jeanne Parisot pretty sure it doesnt hurt all the time,only sometimes
Jeanne Parisot and u guys only have it once a month .Us? Anytime,Anywhere
1:42 One of my favourites
1:43-1:44 I love this 🤣
2:33 don’t bring a knife to a sword fight
why it's censored when a man put his hand on his crotch
;) what man? ;)
Fear of demonetization!
If they get demonetized then they die
Because openly grabbing your crotch is considered by feminists as a sign of patriarchal domination. stupid feminist gibberish that no one really cares about.
You can ckearly see an outline as they grab
0:41 that's it, he's sterile
LMAO
02:25 construction tip. before setting the height of your horizontal beam
make sure to measure the distance from the ground to your yam bag. then
set the height of your horizontal beam accordingly.
Thanks for your advice, o wise one
It's 1 A.M. and I am laughing like a maniac.😂😂
WELL STOP LAUGHING
IT’S NOT FUNNY
3:13 and that is what I call the ball grind
Ouch
lol
Its doesent hurt much in that situation
3:30 that kid def has aimbot turned on
3:55 - "I am in so much pain that I will just get up and run around this corner"
Thats how mafia works XD
Probably wanted to check if it's still there 😂
That’s what you do... walk it off. Then fall over and cry when you’re out of everyone’s sight.
This is most helpful and a stretch.
When you feel a big amount of pain your instinct is to get away from whatever gave you that pain. Makes sense really
4:00 was the funniest one, i couldn't stop laughing EVERY TIME.
Agree 😂
Bro moved like a euphoria ragdoll after that hit
*I like this kid, he knew he was big so he threw it absolutely at him, quick & straight.* 2:35
Can anyone else feel the pain just by watching this video?🤣
YUP!!!!!!!!🤢🤢
Yes 😢
My friend sure "can't."
Yes 100%
Yeah
at 1:36 look at the sign on the wall ROFL :) you are welcome
Too true.
Josh Jordan - ‘He chose............poorly’
I need to make the wise choice
I saw that too
Rofl? This ain’t 2007
1:35 "I need to make the wise choice" -Wall
5:24 Not fail,it's Perfect😎😎😎😎😎
3:15 how did he manage to get an owl to film for him 🤔
I know this is an older video now but I love at 1:37 there’s a sign that says “I need to make the wise choice” which is something that guy really needs to think about the next time he tries to jump over some chairs
Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤
All the boys are not going to be fathers lol 😂
@@S-z3z 😂😂😂😂
@@S-z3zi know 🙈
1:36 poster on the wall "I need to make the wise choice"
That’s why all the guys in the vid can’t have babys😂 0:58
4:39 Another one of my favourites
I had to stop every minute to recover from both simultaneously laughing and being in pain
0:53 She just walk away like nothing happened.
3:53 legend has it that kid is still running to this day
Stolen.
3:53 bro ran like peely from fortnite 💀
1:37 the poster says "i need to make the wise choice" lol
The real fail here is the censorship.
@@CrasherEXLet me guess, you're a millenial? Are you offended by someone touching the part of their body that hurts? It's not as if they were showing their balls at everyone on the screen -_-
1:23 *But, is the skateboard okay? :(*
Sadly yeah :()
@pgy1081 it's made of wood it's not a person
I forgot about this comment lol
@@gavins3492no shit
I honestly wonder how we have managed to survive as a species for as long as we have
😂😂😂
Idk but it's freaking hilarious that we did
How are we reproducing 😩🥚🥚
1:44 my favorite part😂
3:31 the little boys hand goes directly to his groin after seeing dad hit there. 😂
1:28 *Poster in background* "I need to make a wise choice." Yes... don't make the choice to jump over like 5 chairs when the results could be bad...
2:18 Me: "I see you're wearing a helmet. You should be wearing something else other than a helmet though. It's not your head that you need to worry about in this case."
Kaelyn Emily lol yes always wear your cup
He could have slipped and fell on his head
Tbh a hit to the groin hurts more for women than men
What's happening?
Does all the trousers tear apart in these accidents? Or why all the blurring?
@@ScootedNpooted then they should of blurred them all... except the one video that wasn't even a fail. These idiots just suck at editing.
Yea they completely rip everything lol
0:31 Insult to injury 😂
exactly, either that or the bitter irony
1:02 Right in the batteries!
-Marty the Zebra.
1:01 😂😂that kid😂😂
1:09 Ricochet!
Ricola!
5:17 had to rewatch like 5 times it’s a double nut shit by the skateboard then the railing funniest thing ever
1:44 starburst
3:53 mans run away from the pain lol
2:40 Boy: throw sword
Dad: my balls
3:57 Legend says that kid is still running to this day.
Every man will experience the ultimate pain at some point 😣😣
0:16 help me, im dying
3:38 that was epic 🤣🤣😭
1:44 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love watching unskilled people attempt things beyond their ability and then subsequently paying the price.
This video was sponsored by snickers GET SOME NUTS.!!!!
nick Ren Ren 😂😂
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't
My God, that sounds waaay more sexual than it did when I was a kid ... 🤔
3:52 He tried to run away from the pain but in the end, all he can do is cry. :(
For No Reason Right 🤷♂️🤔
Your videos are amazing keep it up
Love the gooch shots 😂
5:00 the fall and that scream. Owww Oh my god.. LOL
Did they seriously censor someone covering themselves?
why u wanna see behind the censor u sus
@@eddyhoopin that's true sus
Its privacy
The Nutcracker video broke one of the community guideline rules and was age restricted, this is why Failarmy has their own mobile app.
3:20 lmao
At 1:37 the poster on the wall says “I need to make the wise choice” LMAO
Omg he took it like he was a wwe champion at 5:30
At 0:34 I thought the bike didn’t have anyone on it
Same
alternate title: A compilation of men who lost their ability to make babies
is it just me or is youtube just showing 2 views on every video?
yep happened to me too
They didnt view the whole thing yet, rocket scientist
@@c1awz try again this is my second time watching the video and it's still 2 views
There Will be more views just wait a couple days Then there Will be more views ;)
Well yea but it's the view counter.... It's broken atm
Feeling pain without any hurt
Thumbs up 😵💫
@1:31 the frame in the background says I need to make the wise choice 😎