4 Horrifying REAL Stories to Keep You up at Night

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  • @moshpitmachine
    @moshpitmachine 9 років тому +2856

    Hey Lazy im the Marine at the end of the video and I just wanted to tell you how awesome it is to hear my story being read by one of my favorite narrators. Im half tempted to wake my wife up when I get off work to show her the video lol. Your awesome man thanks for doing our story justice!

  • @yinyangwings
    @yinyangwings 8 років тому +688

    12:37-19:41
    'and that kids, is how I met your mother'

    • @kaedekurosawa
      @kaedekurosawa 5 років тому +12

      LOL

    • @tinasheppard6269
      @tinasheppard6269 5 років тому +8

      lol lol lol

    • @matthewfifer6885
      @matthewfifer6885 5 років тому +11

      Yep....for a few years, then she will die and I will go back to the girl I fell for in the first episode...I mean my first love who was previously married to my best bro.
      Seriously...the final season of that show pissed me off sooooooooooo much.

    • @SuperCabrito14
      @SuperCabrito14 5 років тому +4

      Still better than the original

    • @songwriter368
      @songwriter368 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha i just wrote the same thing hahahhahs

  • @TheMovieOracle
    @TheMovieOracle 9 років тому +558

    I was really happy hearing the wheels on the bus story. Not cause of the crazy driver but because of what a great community that must have been. All the kids raised right and to be aware of stranger danger even if it's not a stranger, and all the parents being open and informative which allowed the father to get his daughter back. I don't think communities or people are that open and considerate anymore.

    • @a.bquiroz914
      @a.bquiroz914 4 роки тому +29

      @Shanna Sweger not really some people don't give a crap as long as it's not their child. I come from one of those.

    • @UriahElroy666
      @UriahElroy666 3 роки тому

      I'm from the future. It's only gotten worse .

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 2 роки тому

      What that they went round and round?

  • @psychopony666
    @psychopony666 8 років тому +534

    you could say it was a "shotgun" wedding

    • @santbot
      @santbot 5 років тому +12

      psychopony666 badum, tiss

    • @kitanamk1166
      @kitanamk1166 5 років тому +8

      3 years later, still cant believe no one knows that Panic! at the disco lyric

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 5 років тому +8

      @@kitanamk1166 I mean, it's an actual term.

    • @april-vk6gm
      @april-vk6gm 4 роки тому +2

      i know this was four years ago but thank you so much for this comment

    • @amalaljallad6608
      @amalaljallad6608 4 роки тому +3

      psychopony666
      when i say shotgun you say wedding

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +677

    16:33 - 17:02 ... sometimes you've just got to say "what the fudge" :v

    • @trollverse171
      @trollverse171 9 років тому +35

      Lazy you repeated stuff something's off about this

    • @sharksareamazing9199
      @sharksareamazing9199 9 років тому +3

      +TrollVerse ya... what was that about?

    • @Cloud234vp
      @Cloud234vp 9 років тому +22

      & here i was thinking i was going mad. What the hell was that?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +113

      Either a rendering issue, or I just forgot to edit out a repeat... either way, it wouldn't be an LM video without some kind of minor goof :D

    • @succubunnie
      @succubunnie 9 років тому +10

      +Lazy Masquerade Totally just thumbed up EVERY video on your channel. Much love!!

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +499

    I wanted to bring you guys a video last Sunday, but sadly I was too busy recovering from a hangover as it was my birthday weekend. I’ll endeavour to bring you more videos this week to compensate!

    • @rjgalbraith7184
      @rjgalbraith7184 9 років тому +9

      Happy Birthday Lazy!

    • @sofiag3989
      @sofiag3989 9 років тому +10

      happy late birthday

    • @sirgrinder
      @sirgrinder 9 років тому +3

      OMG right when I needed another video!

    • @Worm739
      @Worm739 9 років тому +2

      I Didn't Get my invitation

    • @1869chicagobrat
      @1869chicagobrat 9 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade Happy Late Birthday!!!!

  • @merttube9792
    @merttube9792 2 роки тому +33

    That last story was the nicest thing I’ve heard in a minute. Kudos to Lazy for bringing it to light, kudos to the Marine for literally everything else. ♥️

  • @mrsnerdyblue4090
    @mrsnerdyblue4090 9 років тому +305

    Ok now that last one I like cause it had a happy ending, kind of a palette cleanser from the scary and creepy ones. But, love I all the stories on here so keep them coming😀

  • @davidradcliffe955
    @davidradcliffe955 9 років тому +554

    the last story was the greatest love story ever, way better than twilight

  • @DrWetness
    @DrWetness 9 років тому +558

    At least the last story had a happy ending,

    • @bloodysteel6429
      @bloodysteel6429 9 років тому +34

      Yeah that put me in a good mood.

    • @brandonuploadsthings5544
      @brandonuploadsthings5544 9 років тому +16

      +adam durrani yea that first one was a great ending *sarcasm intended*

    • @domanick09
      @domanick09 7 років тому +3

      Ch0plet matchmaker

    • @desicatz
      @desicatz 7 років тому +5

      Guys like that are the reason why some women love military men, cops, and firemen. The hero thing, you know? That story made *me* feel tingly.

    • @melissadc6739
      @melissadc6739 5 років тому +3

      All the stories had a happy ending, they lived to tell the tale.

  • @jaimemex313
    @jaimemex313 8 років тому +197

    A shotgun called the Matchmaker? sounds like a badass exotic weapon from Destiny lol

    • @Sancriswolffox
      @Sancriswolffox 7 років тому +10

      It sounds more like a weapon in New Vegas, there was a shotgun called Dinnerbell lol

    • @jackhanno4969
      @jackhanno4969 6 років тому +1

      Jaime Campos lol

    • @Zanzo-1
      @Zanzo-1 6 років тому +4

      Nah my dude borderlands definitely borderlands sounds like a TK baha weapon

    • @goodtimerobotboy4955
      @goodtimerobotboy4955 5 років тому +1

      a fellow guardian as i can see

  • @Houndovhell
    @Houndovhell 8 років тому +162

    Story number 2:
    ARE THE CATS OKAY, THOUGH

    • @spencerbrinkman8973
      @spencerbrinkman8973 7 років тому +6

      fuck cats dogs are way better pets

    • @0RacoonDog0
      @0RacoonDog0 5 років тому +39

      @@spencerbrinkman8973 fuck you

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 5 років тому +8

      "Oh yeah, turns out the lady in the house was actually Glenn Close, and the kitties were boiling away on the stove. The End."

    • @magicvampirelver1321
      @magicvampirelver1321 4 роки тому +3

      @@mattkaustickomments LOL😄😄

    • @toniopotonio3925
      @toniopotonio3925 4 роки тому +4

      _Shit_Bag_ fuck humans

  • @superkitten7560
    @superkitten7560 9 років тому +596

    "I'm a karaoke DJ..." Did anybody else just immediately start laughing?

    • @vvs-alex
      @vvs-alex 9 років тому +32

      no cause it wasn't funny

    • @kepernakizvideos
      @kepernakizvideos 9 років тому +34

      +Alexfire 4321 it can be. if you have a sense of humor.

    • @vvs-alex
      @vvs-alex 9 років тому +14

      +kepernakizvideos guess I got a different type of sense of humor

    • @SaroDracon
      @SaroDracon 9 років тому +6

      I laughed cause of DBZ Abridged. The story "I 86'ed her" Goku "He totally 69'ed us"

    • @flummoxes
      @flummoxes 9 років тому

      +Alexfire 4321 lol

  • @jamesonsummers
    @jamesonsummers 5 років тому +63

    Me, laying in bed listening to these: "Pffft these aren't scary at all"
    Me, 4 hours later looking at my closet door: "Okay maybe they were"

  • @randomexcessmemories4452
    @randomexcessmemories4452 2 роки тому +11

    The last story was absolutely fantastic. Love hearing sickos like that being brought to justice.

  • @LilPlunge
    @LilPlunge 8 років тому +350

    WHAT ABOUT THE CATS

    • @reaganlovescake2461
      @reaganlovescake2461 7 років тому +16

      Maybe they were hiding?

    • @thedoughyboy4030
      @thedoughyboy4030 7 років тому +7

      he never said they were gone, just not in the window...

    • @santbot
      @santbot 5 років тому +5

      Peyton Reed she ate dem :P

    • @AbysmalTris
      @AbysmalTris 5 років тому +19

      Yeah, glad I wasn't alone, being the animal lover I am, I wondered the exact same thing- Hopefully him not mentioning anything means nothing bad happened to them to mention.. but you'd think he'd put out there nonetheless for those of us that do care just a quick "oh, and yeah, the cats were unharmed and are doing fine"-

    • @christinem7771
      @christinem7771 5 років тому +9

      I hoped nothing bad happened to them, I love cats too

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +133

    New video! Going to start a new series of general horror stories to keep the tales a little less predictable and a bit more fresh. As the cool kids would say, this is S2E1 :)
    Don't forget to check out Anthony's artwork via the links in the description. You'll also find links to the stories there!

    • @thekingapps8591
      @thekingapps8591 9 років тому +1

      Thx lazy luv ur vids and u with be bust a

    • @BZBBLAHBLAH
      @BZBBLAHBLAH 9 років тому

      You know your horror series about continents and countries? Could you do one on my love my country, Ireland? We have soooooooooo many scary stories, and legends. 🍀

    • @BZBBLAHBLAH
      @BZBBLAHBLAH 9 років тому

      +La Dolce Vita lovely not love my

    • @afattiger4832
      @afattiger4832 9 років тому +2

      +La Dolce Vita yeo ireland 😊 #IrishBlood ahaha

    • @ShiruKitty
      @ShiruKitty 9 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade that story of when the guy saved the girl and they got married... i really think that is so awesome! I was telling my husband a few days ago that I hear all the stories of someone saving somebody and they just go "OK thanks be safe" or w/e and just move on. They actually got married, that is very nice :D

  • @GloomyHouse
    @GloomyHouse 9 років тому +40

    I'm putting on headphones! Cover me !

  • @miguelflores7035
    @miguelflores7035 7 років тому +49

    i love the last story

  • @pyroshayniac1090
    @pyroshayniac1090 8 років тому +20

    The Marine is goals.

  • @MasterSpitfire1
    @MasterSpitfire1 9 років тому +23

    that last story was very cute. made me smile.

  • @TigerlilyWarrior
    @TigerlilyWarrior 9 років тому +17

    That 2nd story was intense! I like how you've been ending the last couple of episodes on a high note (happy ending, positive outcome). I like that. Bit of a palate cleanser. THX!

  • @erinkeiko8951
    @erinkeiko8951 9 років тому +173

    School is definitely its own kind of horror.
    And I'm studying to be a doctor.
    What am I doing with my life.

    • @reclusey_goosey
      @reclusey_goosey 9 років тому +46

      +Erin Keiko something more meaningful than most of us probably

    • @calm1423
      @calm1423 9 років тому +3

      Me too. :)

    • @springhowell6141
      @springhowell6141 9 років тому

      Put a shirt an

    • @Gangster55611
      @Gangster55611 9 років тому +8

      +Spring Howell on* and she's wearing a dress

    • @fgc_teavirus9438
      @fgc_teavirus9438 9 років тому +5

      +Spring Howell Why not take yours off?

  • @nina4711
    @nina4711 9 років тому +38

    The last one just made my heart melt it was so cute! Great job as always lazy ☺️

  • @SuperWonderlander
    @SuperWonderlander 9 років тому +14

    You're my #1 source for stories. You have an amazing storytelling voice and make my skin crawl when I hear you speak. Keep it up Lazy

  • @ImSpekOps
    @ImSpekOps 9 років тому +8

    "Matchmaker," such a great name for that shotgun.

  • @shortstack9895
    @shortstack9895 8 років тому +30

    But what about the cats??

  • @lbangel8338
    @lbangel8338 9 років тому +10

    Aw I like the last story the guy was a good man! He deserved to have a family of his own :).

  • @RoseUchihachan
    @RoseUchihachan 9 років тому +130

    Awww the last story

    • @dParakeet
      @dParakeet 9 років тому

      You again.

    • @RoseUchihachan
      @RoseUchihachan 9 років тому

      Temprest yes, me again

    • @RoseUchihachan
      @RoseUchihachan 9 років тому

      Temprest
      IT"S MEEEEEE

    • @dParakeet
      @dParakeet 9 років тому +1

      +Rose Uchiha
      Mother Of God.

    • @fgc_teavirus9438
      @fgc_teavirus9438 9 років тому +20

      +Rose Uchiha Actually, you are right. It is like a fairytale. Not the watered-down PG tripe, but the original versions......that weren't romantic at all.

  • @ughicarus
    @ughicarus 9 років тому +87

    Am I the only that has already heard the first story?? I'm 100% sure I have heard the story before

    • @ughicarus
      @ughicarus 9 років тому +7

      And I've already heard the second one as well...

    • @Jacquett
      @Jacquett 9 років тому +2

      Be.busta did them too but I don't know anyone else who did

    • @ughicarus
      @ughicarus 9 років тому

      +jamie timmins yeah he was the one

    • @jasminegonzalez3379
      @jasminegonzalez3379 9 років тому +1

      +sasha shigri I worried I might've been the only one. I have a feeling Be.Busta (maybe someone else) probably did it. It's still pretty cool to hear it in Lazt's voice, though.

    • @brandonbreault-lavigne7331
      @brandonbreault-lavigne7331 9 років тому +1

      I did... Its because either be. Busta or mr. Nightmare did them already

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 9 років тому +6

    It's so nice to have one of these real horror stories end on such a positive/happy note.

  • @wargirl101
    @wargirl101 9 років тому +21

    Okay that last story is extremely adorable with how those two ended up getting married :) glad they got a happy ending after what almost happened to her

  • @Eric-sg9yi
    @Eric-sg9yi 9 років тому +40

    Why did I guess that the marine and the woman would get married? Such a good story (:

  • @Neodinokiy
    @Neodinokiy 9 років тому +13

    That last story is by far my most favorite one that I have heard so far and I've read and heard many. ''The Match-Maker", too funny. Thank you Lazy Masquerade for this, you are the best man! Lots of love! Cheers!

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal 7 років тому +4

    Awwwww! That one story with the semi-happy ending is such a nice change. So sweet.

  • @agregat3098
    @agregat3098 9 років тому +83

    Is there anybody who either thinks some of those stories may save my life someday?:D

  • @Nightman221k
    @Nightman221k 9 років тому +30

    That last story was actually pretty sweet with how it ended up being like fate.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +11

      Yeah, I had to change the spooky music to something lighter :D

    • @Gayredheadbitch94
      @Gayredheadbitch94 6 років тому +6

      People find love in the most unlikely of places

  • @Purplepanic13
    @Purplepanic13 9 років тому +19

    Aw that last story! Made my heart melt! A scary story with a romantic ending! Perfect!

  • @madamecaboose5431
    @madamecaboose5431 5 років тому +6

    That last story was oddly wholesome. I love listening to your narrations of spooky stories, but it's always a welcome surprise when things end so happily :)

  • @something.icantrememberany1365
    @something.icantrememberany1365 8 років тому +19

    Loved the last story!

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 8 років тому

      Such a cute story, meeting his wife with "the matchmaker" and all.

  • @WormyHorror
    @WormyHorror 9 років тому +67

    Happy bday Lazy and thanks for the new vid! I hope "season 2" is as scary as the first!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +7

      Haha, so do I ^^ thanks Wormy! Your content is great :) *hint hint everyone, go check it out!*

    • @WormyHorror
      @WormyHorror 9 років тому +5

      +Lazy Masquerade haha thanks lazy I was inspired and learned from the best ;)

    • @seancattie5180
      @seancattie5180 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade nice video!

    • @seancattie5180
      @seancattie5180 9 років тому

      +Wormy Horror I also watch your videos! good work!

    • @WormyHorror
      @WormyHorror 9 років тому

      Sean Cattie thanks!

  • @MarkusAndersen96
    @MarkusAndersen96 9 років тому +41

    you know that you´ve been seeing too many of these, when you´ve heard some of the stories from other youtubers who do the same kind of work xD haha

  • @CrookedTreesYT
    @CrookedTreesYT 9 років тому +2

    I started listening to your videos to help my overnight shifts be a little less boring (I thankfully don't have any scary night shift stories for you, in fact, your stories help me appreciate the usual drunk students a little bit), and I now I find myself sitting at my apartment, sipping tea and listening for pure enjoyment. Keep up the great work, and happy belated birthday!

  • @StarlightFXOfficial
    @StarlightFXOfficial 8 років тому +5

    Seriously, why the FUCK am I watching this at night, when there is so much anime that I could watch instead.

  • @dankfluffy8652
    @dankfluffy8652 9 років тому +8

    The ending of the last story was the best.

  • @afattiger4832
    @afattiger4832 9 років тому +14

    1st story is bullshit starts there's two of them "Him and his friend " when they get in the car "one of my friends suggested we see what happens the other says no ? but there was only 2 apparently ?

    • @thee.bookworm
      @thee.bookworm 9 років тому +1

      well it was verified, so whether you think it was bs or not, it happened.

    • @afattiger4832
      @afattiger4832 9 років тому +1

      +EnTomBeDx5h4DoW94 where did the extra friend come from

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +19

      I think the OP is including themselves in their statement ^^

    • @afattiger4832
      @afattiger4832 9 років тому +2

      +Lazy Masquerade omg I love your videos btw and it just the first negativish thing I say you reply ahaha and I see it now thanks😆 keep up the good work

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +1

      Jonny GY Thanks buddy :)

  • @cassidyho939
    @cassidyho939 9 років тому +3

    The last story is currently a favorite-starts out as horror and ends up as a romance.
    I suspect though, our Marine will have to stall telling the kids how he and their mother met. XD

  • @zzzzoot
    @zzzzoot 9 років тому +6

    Umm, what the fuck, you're allowed to threaten someone's life if they try to kidnapp your kid. In fact the father could have probably killed the busdriver then and there and gotten away with it thanks to the testimony from all the kids that it was a kidnapping and that the guy had a history of sexually harassing children.
    Good stories, I'm just pissed that busdriver wasn't arrested immediately.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 роки тому

      At least in civilized states, stopping a violent felony in progress, especially in defense of a friggin child, is justifiable homicide.

  • @JotalianLeague
    @JotalianLeague 9 років тому +28

    Now when Fallout 4 comes out, I'm going to name one of my shotguns: The Matchmaker

  • @zipperozicvideodump
    @zipperozicvideodump 5 років тому +4

    "I'm a karaoke DJ..."
    *SCREAMS OF HORROR*

  • @heather5540
    @heather5540 5 років тому +3

    I’m crying at the forest story 😭 what an outcome!

  • @msmolko5973
    @msmolko5973 9 років тому +2

    Happy belated birthday, Lazy. I only just discovered these channels by accident (I was checking out the Elisa Lam video which was mentioned in a book I was reading) I'm hooked to them all but your channel is my favourite. I think its your voice, no matter how creepy the tale your voice is upbeat and reassuring. Anyway, keep them coming because Ive got my co workers hooked and we listen to them on night shift

  • @Zhavyne
    @Zhavyne 9 років тому +4

    Another great video with more disquieting and disturbing encounters. Awesome work!
    I'd love to see someone make a cemetery or graveyard creepy stories video. I've heard some pretty chilling ones before.

  • @nickolaskilligulas6564
    @nickolaskilligulas6564 8 років тому +5

    The last story was really good. Had a good ending.

  • @camythecamel3422
    @camythecamel3422 8 років тому +5

    Out of all these guys i see re-telling scary stories YOU are the BEST Lazy, and i thank you for your dedication to entertain me and the people of youtube!

  • @linalapome7103
    @linalapome7103 7 років тому +1

    honestly, you're voice is very calming. it helps a lot when I'm trying to wind down from a stressful day or anxiety attack

  • @oatcakes1161
    @oatcakes1161 9 років тому +6

    I'm going to save this until bedtime, who needs sleep right? Thank you for another great video, Lazy,

  • @girlwhoisshe
    @girlwhoisshe 9 років тому +84

    You sound so cute. Probably adorable even! Lmao, judt had to say it....

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +27

      kawai >.

    • @girlwhoisshe
      @girlwhoisshe 9 років тому +7

      Lazy Masquerade I'm sorry!!! You just have such a cute voice!! Slay me...

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +12

      Haha, thanks ^^

    • @girlwhoisshe
      @girlwhoisshe 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade Welcome =^.^= So cuteeeee

    • @jakecosentino2992
      @jakecosentino2992 9 років тому +28

      A UA-cam horror love story in the making.

  • @fabioa561
    @fabioa561 9 років тому +5

    for once a nice ending to a story TTuTT brings tears to my eyes

  • @jimroberts9327
    @jimroberts9327 9 років тому +1

    Great job, per usual. I've heard the first two stories several times, but the last two were fresh.

  • @karlseider6237
    @karlseider6237 9 років тому +3

    I liked that last one, even in the darkest hour, there is light :)

  • @jenichoe1
    @jenichoe1 9 років тому +7

    Happy Birthday Lazy! I've been anxiously awaiting for your next video!

  • @96Logan
    @96Logan 5 років тому +1

    I've "binge-listened" to around 100-150 of Lazy's videos. That's several hundred stories. The last one in this video has had the best ending out of all of them... Probably combined

  • @gedgar
    @gedgar 2 роки тому +1

    “The matchmaker” I LOVE THAT loooll

  • @sirgamer1938
    @sirgamer1938 9 років тому +7

    You Should Do Scary Police Investigation Stories

  • @pebbleswinter1099
    @pebbleswinter1099 9 років тому +30

    • @Lol-uo7jb
      @Lol-uo7jb 9 років тому

      I agree with you XD also, your fursuit is adorable~!

    • @pebbleswinter1099
      @pebbleswinter1099 9 років тому

      +Emily Hoag Awww thank you c:

    • @pebbleswinter1099
      @pebbleswinter1099 9 років тому

      +Emily Hoag My username on FA is Christmastheredpanda

    • @kjstrother3354
      @kjstrother3354 9 років тому +1

      ugh furries 😑

    • @kittilivia2869
      @kittilivia2869 9 років тому

      I did the same thing I'm drawing while listening to it

  • @carlsisbeast
    @carlsisbeast 9 років тому +2

    so I just wanted to say im a new subscriber but your reading is excellent!! loving all the stories and the large variety of subject matter :D stay spooky cus im lovin it! lol

  • @CanisSubwoofus
    @CanisSubwoofus 8 років тому +1

    Grrr, your storytelling voice skills are impeccable. I can't stop binge-listening! I'm so glad I found your channel!! So much nightmare fuel, I. CAN'T. EVEN.

  • @tewerAG
    @tewerAG 9 років тому +7

    Every story should start with "I'm a karaoke DJ..."

  • @megadoublesuperoof2329
    @megadoublesuperoof2329 7 років тому +9

    The first story was Sam and dean burning a corpse

    • @chrischan2059
      @chrischan2059 5 років тому

      Ahhh Sam and Dean, gotta love Michael possessing Dean ATM

  • @UshasRides
    @UshasRides 4 роки тому +1

    Love love love the way you tell these stories.

  • @DarkaiaHD
    @DarkaiaHD 9 років тому +2

    Aww I love that last story. Truly a unique 'how we met' tale. Great work Lazy :)

  • @ViolentSh4de
    @ViolentSh4de 9 років тому +12

    The new shitty mobile update makes your name get shortened to just 'Lazy'

    • @MixxedBerries
      @MixxedBerries 9 років тому +4

      +Casual K1ller It's because that's what google+ knows as his first name, since they tried to encourage all channels to use their "real names"

    • @bloodysteel6429
      @bloodysteel6429 9 років тому +3

      +Explodinator Google + is finally gonna' stop getting shoved down everyone's throats though!

    • @MixxedBerries
      @MixxedBerries 9 років тому +3

      BloodySteel64 I'm so happy about that, I don't think there is a single person who isn't

  • @Appropath
    @Appropath 9 років тому +3

    Last one should be a movie

  • @HollyAnne1095
    @HollyAnne1095 9 років тому +1

    Always a pleasure to see an upload. It is amazing that I was around at 100 subscribers and now you have well over 100,000! Love the Lazy Legion, stay creepy Lazy and thanks for the upload :) x

  • @blwolz8772
    @blwolz8772 Рік тому +2

    I agree with story 2. After watching these stories I've become much more aware of what's going on around me.

  • @ccaarrttyy
    @ccaarrttyy 9 років тому +4

    "The best things happen... Innn the daaark"

  • @Jem_80s
    @Jem_80s 9 років тому +3

    This was an amazing video for the second season! I was even scared, simply intrigued! I did get emotional with the bus story, poor girl :( and what sad horror that pedos can do that (and much worse). And the lady that was burned was depressing, I feel bad :(I loved the last one! I cried out of happiness because the women he helped that night are now married! So sweet, how fantastic is that?!

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 роки тому +2

    That last story is the best one I've ever heard. I hooe those two are still extremely happy. They both deserve it

  • @cryptoria1966
    @cryptoria1966 6 років тому +1

    Love the match maker story. All storys you do are just great. Thank you and keep it up.

  • @sanstheskeleton5737
    @sanstheskeleton5737 8 років тому +16

    Lazy: Number four-
    *Ad cuts in*
    Ad: Planing for your financial future-
    Wow ads XD

    • @anamerythmn1660
      @anamerythmn1660 8 років тому

      Stupid ads XD

    • @sanstheskeleton5737
      @sanstheskeleton5737 8 років тому +2

      I think planning my future is scarier.

    • @a.bquiroz914
      @a.bquiroz914 4 роки тому

      Planing for your financial future? No I'm listening to lazy eating take out

  • @Puriantartica
    @Puriantartica 7 років тому +4

    I don't understand what could be changed in the first story if they went to investigate??
    like the lady was already murdered?

    • @TheMightofDab
      @TheMightofDab 7 років тому

      murderer prolly would have killed the OP and his friend. Pretty sure that story was fake anyway; Between night and the next morning the police may well have found the body but the "raped and murdered" bit? Bit quick to come to the rape conclusion. Story just seems fake and childish

    • @TheMightofDab
      @TheMightofDab 7 років тому +1

      articles.chicagotribune.com/1995-05-02/news/9505020232_1_nygren-lake-avenue-woman
      The person probably found this and made a story out of it

    • @MrRandomTwat
      @MrRandomTwat 7 років тому +1

      Interrupted the fucker from burning the evidence? Getting the visuals of the murderer? Having extra information to give to police which would have resulted in finding the murderer? Which would have lead to saving lives of other future victims? Take away the revenge killings, most murderers who get away with the first kill, do it again....

  • @chrishsmith451
    @chrishsmith451 8 років тому +3

    I liked the last story.When life gives you moldy lemons make a lemon margarita.

    • @LilKatina
      @LilKatina 4 роки тому

      That’s one way to look at it.😆

  • @Bigbadredg14nt
    @Bigbadredg14nt 7 років тому +2

    I love you content. Thank you for having such a good voice. Should totally do more supernatural videos

  • @fuzzy-zx5xy
    @fuzzy-zx5xy 9 років тому +3

    Nice job love it, 10/10 :D

  • @mistiepartin7720
    @mistiepartin7720 7 років тому +6

    I will NEVER tire of hearing that last story. I guess I'm a hopeless romantic. LOL I seriously believe there are times when people are put into our path when needed most. I've had it happen in my own life, and this seems to be yet another example of it occurring.

  • @TheNews4you
    @TheNews4you 9 років тому +1

    Love it!!! Especially the last one calling the shotgun "The Match Maker".

  • @KirkVR
    @KirkVR 6 років тому

    That last story made me so happy you do not even understand what that feels like man thank you so much for posting this it made my day

  • @thekatcartoons
    @thekatcartoons 8 років тому +3

    I thought the last story was touching even though it had a creep factor in it it was touching on how this guy met his wife by saving her god my heart aches

  • @danistubbins7400
    @danistubbins7400 9 років тому +6

    why would you upload at 9pm. There goes my sleep...

  • @isabellabarbour460
    @isabellabarbour460 9 років тому +2

    The last story tho! 😍 Happy Birthday Lazy can't wait for more stories!!!!

  • @drewfagan2676
    @drewfagan2676 8 років тому

    The music and voice direction is absolutely perfect. You excel in your art. I have subbed :)

  • @BeatboxingTrev
    @BeatboxingTrev 9 років тому +3

    Awwwwwww that last ones lovely not bad
    Well ends nice

  • @annawhelan1159
    @annawhelan1159 9 років тому +6

    Happy birthday lazy! How old are you?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +17

      Thanks - and I'm 24!

    • @marvibun
      @marvibun 9 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade You sound alot younger than you are, i thought you were 19 or 18, lmao.

    • @agregat3098
      @agregat3098 9 років тому +2

      I thougt you are about 30 :D

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 4 роки тому

    Way to stay alert as to things that just weren’t right in your home for story #2 I can’t say I’d be able to do the same. Makes me glad I not live alone anymore!

  • @vanillaur
    @vanillaur 4 роки тому +1

    “to keep you up at night”
    me, seconds away from going to sleep: oh okay

  • @user-gs8ho2oh8b
    @user-gs8ho2oh8b 9 років тому +11

    once apon a time, a guy came over to fix my tv
    If you're reading this tv repair guy, let's not meet.

    • @snakatckthegamer2719
      @snakatckthegamer2719 9 років тому

      Best story ever, I really liked the part when he used a shard of glass to try and kill you.

    • @user-gs8ho2oh8b
      @user-gs8ho2oh8b 9 років тому

      +snakatckthegamer Ikr, but I was too fast and threw my shoe at him. let's just say I smelt him later ;)

    • @ayubthedestroyer8500
      @ayubthedestroyer8500 9 років тому

      That shoe hurt

    • @user-gs8ho2oh8b
      @user-gs8ho2oh8b 9 років тому

      +ToastyMacRoasty Ulvevadet awww lemme kiss ya boo boo I forgives ya for trying to kill me:) let's have a tea party

    • @ayubthedestroyer8500
      @ayubthedestroyer8500 9 років тому +1

      Kevin Porth Okay but i cant now iam still in the HOSPITAL! trying to remove this shoe from my rectum'

  • @sunrisesofi450
    @sunrisesofi450 9 років тому +2

    Thanks for the video. I really enjoy listening to these - you have a comfortable voice!
    And happy birthday btw :)

  • @dustycamaro7908
    @dustycamaro7908 2 роки тому +1

    I heard the 1st story a few years ago and for some reason it's always stuck with me

  • @AmaryllisRaye
    @AmaryllisRaye 9 років тому +1

    Lazy Masquerade This video was particularly beautiful! The music, images and video clips were just spectacular. Thank you for all of your hard work putting this together.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому

      Thank you ^^ this one took a little longer to make than usual, but I think it was worth it :)

    • @AmaryllisRaye
      @AmaryllisRaye 9 років тому

      It was definitely worth it for me! Your artistic aptitude to bring different mediums and artists together via your videos is an enviable trait.