It's honestly amazing how bad some writers are. You watch something like Seven, and then you watch something like Guardians of the galaxy 3 and just wonder how the writing quality is so far apart. It just doesn't make sense, how is the quality so disparate, who are these absolute muppets writing this shit, and who are the morons that keep hiring them. Imagine spending 100s of millions on a story that is so bad it hurts to think about it, and not just once, you do it over and over.
I love this review. It’s brought me back to the light and to the Lord. LOL. This is a healing Venom 3 space needed. We will forget we watched it. It will leave our minds completely momentarily. I think I like Madame Webb an inch more than this movie because I think having a lead actress who acts like they hate the material they are performing is such a special thing. Lol. Glorious. They are the same level of trash to me. Also didn’t you love how everyone was a generically rendered archetype. “Curious scientist woman”. “Overtly bland military man”. “Generically rendered third act reveal side character with powers”. “Comedic and underdeveloped hippie family who engages literally one time with lead character and becomes “family” to fight in the third act”. Wait that last one is fine actually…I want to normalize connecting to a stranger randomly and bonding. Lol. Venom 3 was brilliant! Bravo! 😂. It’s understandable why you are at a loss for words with this movie. There are not many I can find about it either. It’s like why give this more thought than the creators did. If we think about it for a few more hours we will eclipse them. Lol.
The look on your face in this thumbnail is everything to me. lol. It’s giving me the complexity I demand from thumbnail renderings. The complex state of cinema lives in your eyes behind your flawless bone structure. 😂😂. When Venom started dancing with the older woman I felt like that was a moment in cinema where I should take out my phone and record the screen. I also was thinking to myself “what if Eddie and venom and a woman began a throuple. And maybe venom is really into the woman and eddie is just trapped awkwardly in adult moments existing beyond what’s on screen. Lol. I feel like this was implied in the last movie and now here again with Ms Chen. Maybe I am just a perv and this adolescent bombastic bullshit picture actually has no sexual innuendos. I’m just going to craft them together like a dirty Reddit thread in my mind irregardless, it makes the movie easier to digest to me. Was this even a movie? This wasn’t even a movie this was just money on screen with images and a new level of apathy in viewing something in a theater from me. I felt nothing at any time during the picture. Lol. Tom Hardy is charming. Sony Pictures is not.
I am sorry you tried to remedy your headache by watching this bad film. At least your viewers got this clever review as a result of your misfortune. Hope you are feeling better.
Directed by Andy ohnowhatnow Seen a rise of "oh kids and adults can't read books anymore" videos. I guess the movies of this generation are the last chance motivation for the world to get back to books.
Lady Luck is a fickle slut !!!!! -Venom 3. I literally thought that other villain sitting in that chair was just willingly sitting there. I didn’t know he was trapped in the chair. If they explained that they did it with such terrible expository video game style storytelling I zoned out. Lol. Everything about these three movies feels like a reflection of comic book movie success being the sole reason for this existing and the most notorious cash grab nonsense in a genre over saturated at this point.
We got Venom 3 before I hit 10k subs, what a joke!!!
How many monsters have we had that can't see?
this one, quiet place, after earth..
The fact that this entire trilogy even exists and has been somewhat successful says a lot about the human race and it's not good things
This review is amazing literally only one minute into it. “How do I fix my mental health?”. “Oh I’ll go see Venom 3 at 10:30 in the morning”. LOL
I’m gonna have a nightmare 40 years on from this moment reflecting on watching Venom 3 😂
It's honestly amazing how bad some writers are. You watch something like Seven, and then you watch something like Guardians of the galaxy 3 and just wonder how the writing quality is so far apart. It just doesn't make sense, how is the quality so disparate, who are these absolute muppets writing this shit, and who are the morons that keep hiring them. Imagine spending 100s of millions on a story that is so bad it hurts to think about it, and not just once, you do it over and over.
It's insane
"I don't give an F about your brother" 😂
Venom movies are just peculiar to me man.
I love this review. It’s brought me back to the light and to the Lord. LOL. This is a healing Venom 3 space needed. We will forget we watched it. It will leave our minds completely momentarily. I think I like Madame Webb an inch more than this movie because I think having a lead actress who acts like they hate the material they are performing is such a special thing. Lol. Glorious. They are the same level of trash to me. Also didn’t you love how everyone was a generically rendered archetype. “Curious scientist woman”. “Overtly bland military man”. “Generically rendered third act reveal side character with powers”. “Comedic and underdeveloped hippie family who engages literally one time with lead character and becomes “family” to fight in the third act”. Wait that last one is fine actually…I want to normalize connecting to a stranger randomly and bonding. Lol. Venom 3 was brilliant! Bravo! 😂. It’s understandable why you are at a loss for words with this movie. There are not many I can find about it either. It’s like why give this more thought than the creators did. If we think about it for a few more hours we will eclipse them. Lol.
I will not let Venom 3 frustrate me. I will not let Venom 3 win. -- So accurate.
Love Tom Hardy, but I thought Venom 1 sucked.
I barely remember Venom 2.
Didn't even know there was a third.
The look on your face in this thumbnail is everything to me. lol. It’s giving me the complexity I demand from thumbnail renderings. The complex state of cinema lives in your eyes behind your flawless bone structure. 😂😂. When Venom started dancing with the older woman I felt like that was a moment in cinema where I should take out my phone and record the screen. I also was thinking to myself “what if Eddie and venom and a woman began a throuple. And maybe venom is really into the woman and eddie is just trapped awkwardly in adult moments existing beyond what’s on screen. Lol. I feel like this was implied in the last movie and now here again with Ms Chen. Maybe I am just a perv and this adolescent bombastic bullshit picture actually has no sexual innuendos. I’m just going to craft them together like a dirty Reddit thread in my mind irregardless, it makes the movie easier to digest to me. Was this even a movie? This wasn’t even a movie this was just money on screen with images and a new level of apathy in viewing something in a theater from me. I felt nothing at any time during the picture. Lol. Tom Hardy is charming. Sony Pictures is not.
I am sorry you tried to remedy your headache by watching this bad film. At least your viewers got this clever review as a result of your misfortune. Hope you are feeling better.
I have COVID this is best fun all week lol
Directed by Andy ohnowhatnow
Seen a rise of "oh kids and adults can't read books anymore" videos. I guess the movies of this generation are the last chance motivation for the world to get back to books.
They’ll probably make seven 7️⃣ more 😂
Lady Luck is a fickle slut !!!!! -Venom 3. I literally thought that other villain sitting in that chair was just willingly sitting there. I didn’t know he was trapped in the chair. If they explained that they did it with such terrible expository video game style storytelling I zoned out. Lol. Everything about these three movies feels like a reflection of comic book movie success being the sole reason for this existing and the most notorious cash grab nonsense in a genre over saturated at this point.
The Venom trilogy is a fever dream
I liked venom 3
couldn´t stand the song and dance (literally) lol
i prayed for the end after 10 minutes 1,5/10 stop making this snot now pls
You have my permission to be sexist bro
These women have ruined way too many stuff that we loved just to make a point
Can't believe we let them vote tbh
I’m trying to come up with something negative about the film but I’m too distracted by watching this hot guy share his thoughts 😏❤️
I do not like Venom 3. I like Mickey's junk.
Wow u just started this video off being sexist
An obvious joke