@@SmileytheSmile Abandoning the cell and returning to the palantiri sounds great. Only one Dark Lord providing fake news. No Trolls. Literally no trolls in the story that introduced them into modern times!
@@SmileytheSmile Abandon phone, return to tech that is even better, and also so advanced that the mind of the othaz person can comes thru and mindf*ck ya while yaz uzin' it!!!!
@@mansmith34561 He is later talking about it in a talk show while saying he lost the appointment for a World of Warcraft raid while waiting for a replacement prop
"no sexy dwarves... BUT! BUT! the secret king of the rangers, aragorn, he marries a hot elf princess, gandalf gets a hottie elf-like demigod girl, too! yeah, total 'dommy mommy' vibes. they even flirty telepathically during a business meeting."
Plot? Well... Very long prologue (like 9 chapters) Elf dude makes shiny rocks Devil steals shiny rocks Elves try to get bling back (R.I.P everyone) Valar help get shiny rocks back Bling gets lost Very long epilogue
It was actually a children's book. He wrote The Hobbit as a story to tell his children, but thought anyone of any age could enjoy the story or any fairy tale.
I really hate that the writers for Game of Thrones are known as D&D. Every single time I hear it, I first think "Dungeons and Dragons," not the hacks who ruined GoT. Anyone who has ever unironically uttered the words "Themes are for eighth-grade book reports," should be banned from ever working on any SFF adaptation.
Amen to that. Honestly. I'm so done with ruined adaptions because the producers don't give a damn about themes. Prime example: Avatar live action movie.
Aren't you being a bit too harsh? D&D made what was a brilliant groundbreaking adaptation. They only got into trouble when they ran out of original material which to adapt. There's a lot of ground between "hacks" and "not as good at creating fantasy as GRRM".
@@Volucrum they weren't that bad when they there was still book to work from (not perfect but not bad)...but man they were not good without source material.
I think it was Jim Butcher who talked about how in his first ever convention panel appearance, he went on a rant about how much of the opening to Lord of the Rings ought to be cut out, and it just started a giant debate. Then I believe Neil Gaiman said something about how it would be quite difficult for the book to be published in the modern market. Interesting to think about how the trend-setter would fare much worse if it was published today because of the very trends it set, and how the industry has changed so much since then. Also, pretty sure if Tolkien was writing today, he'd join the Rothfuss and Martin club of having thousands of impatient people shouting at him to hurry up.
That's how it is for most trend setters though. Because that trend still changes over time into something new and different. Almost 70 years later? Is there honestly anything at all that would not face challenges if something that old was re created today? No matter how popular or game changing? Especially a written medium?
@@kopicat2429 I don't know, it came out in the 50s along with a LOT of other great books that are still being read and adapted into films today. I mean heck, The Foundation series came out in the 50s too and we have a new adaptation coming for that. As for Butcher's comment, I could say that about a lot of books written today. I just read a highly acclaimed fantasy novel that came out just a few years ago that I personally would have cut out the whole first third of it.
I disagree with the phrase of "impatient people" as we have been waiting a decade for the next installment. The entire harry potter series was published in ten years!
I got curious and googled fantasy "and ruin" titles. A song of wrath AND RUIN Rage AND RUIN Witches of Ash AND RUIN Siege of rage AND RUIN Creatures of want AND RUIN There's so many! Ruin doesn't even feel like a word anymore. Why is it so popular as an end to the title?
Still sounds cool😂 I read a cool post-apocalypse zombie story called The Rot and Ruin (sequel: Dust and Decay). Good story, good characters, and a catchy title to draw anyone interested in🤔
“Hey, Tolkien, my man! Whatcha got for me?” “Okay… So here’s the pitch. You ready? I’m going to write a quasi-metaphysical modern myth, drawing from the style of all my favorite legends like the Eddas and Beowulf, for the British Isles-“ “Any sex?” “Erh-“ “Gruesome action scenes?” “Well, there’s some battles-“ “Backstabbings, political courtroom drama?” “… I mean, there’s a lot to the lore-“ “Swearing?” “Well, I actually developed some languages-“ “Grey morality? Complex characters?” “Erm, actually…” “Main character from a minority?” “Well, they’re Hobbits.” “… What?” “They’re basically small people.” “Sex scenes?” *sigh*
@@audiethacker907 Not all is garbage, its just that if it has a sex scene in it there's a 99% guarantee it's going to be terrible. Love not so much but only if it's done like it is in stuff like LoTR where its not a MAJOR FUCKING CHARACTER ARC!
@@demonguysayshi2666 Romance can be a great character arc for adult readers. Just requires a good author who understands human emotion and it's complexity.
And total and absolute ruin and failure by the end in painfully slow motion. Until a gigantic war in which good is victorious, but the world is forever changed and almost all the previous kingdoms are destroyed.
I heard that Tolkien actually had problems getting his elven mythology published until he found success with The Hobbit which he thought of as a side-project.
The way Humphrey Carpenter told it, the editors basically strung Tolkien along with the hope of publishing The Silmarillion in order to push him to work on the sequel to The Hobbit that became Lord of the Rings.
I'm sure for the time it was a bold character, but I never felt like Eowyn was particularly inspiring. She seemed to just exist to be the not-a-man that would kill the Nagul.
The women aren't written as strongly in LOTR as they are today, but he made them as strong as could be accepted by the standards of that time, and thus paved the way for strong women characters today.
@@DimaRakesah The thing is this reductive view of her is just what has been propagated by the movies. She was still of the race of men and as such was not the one proficied to bring the doom of the witch king that was Merry who stabbed him with the barrow blade. So Eowyn actually does not serve that role at all. I am not super qualified to say what it is but in my understanding it is more along the lines of exploring the character of someone trapped in a role they can't fulfill and never wanted. And how living in that horrible way means even fighing the witch king is less awful an experience than being trapped.
Rebranding: Horror:"Nightmare on Ent Street" Sitcom:"Maiar in the Middle" Reality T.V.:"Extreme Makeover Mouth of Sauron Edition Who-done-it: Diagnosis Mordor
Daniel Greene’s coked out literary agent energy feels like he was playing a part in a Daniel Thrasher short. I want to see more ‘literary agent spoofs’. Next one is Robert Jordan, but half way through the ‘trilogy’.
I think he'd be fine with it, overall. Theres some very good stuff and some very bad stuff, like in any genre. Ultimately, I'd like to think that he'd be proud that the adult fairy tales that the publishers of his time scorned have managed to find a place.
Not knowing what he'd actually say, my guess is that he'd just dunk on individual fantasy series he'd feel were too on the nose with allegory, and claim that fantasy stories without a happy ending shouldn't be considered fantasy to begin with.
"Henry Cavill just texted me he's already down for the role." I mean... I wanna see that happening 😂 I love these videos and could watch an entire season of this.
As a dutchman I can only think: "drommels drommels en nog eens drommels" when seeing the phone broken in half. It was the trademark of a villain in a great childrens show from the Netherlands.
"So, there is Bilbo." "Great!" "And he has to bring this ring to a volcano" "Perfect. And he will become a mighty warrior on the way, right?" "No, he just gets very depressed to the point that his friend Sam has to carry him." "Oh. Eh. And Sam? Does he become a great hero?" "Sort of. He seriously wounds a spider." "A spider?" "Well, it's a really big one"
Man Carry Thing over here: ua-cam.com/users/Mulciber1000
Do If Wheel of time was published today next ;)
Love this!!
You should touch up on and ‘predict’ what Amazon’s Lord of the Rings TV show will be like. Since it’s supposedly going to be “woke”
Mulciber1000 jake 🤣🤣
How about GRRM?
Snapping a cellphone in half is probably the single most on brand thing Tolkien could have done in this video.
Like Gustavo Fring
Hell yeah! Get away from tech right now! 🤣
abandon phone return to palantiri
@@SmileytheSmile Abandoning the cell and returning to the palantiri sounds great.
Only one Dark Lord providing fake news.
No Trolls. Literally no trolls in the story that introduced them into modern times!
@@SmileytheSmile Abandon phone, return to tech that is even better, and also so advanced that the mind of the othaz person can comes thru and mindf*ck ya while yaz uzin' it!!!!
Are you telling me there is an alternate universe where Henry Cavill breaks his toe by kicking a helmet?
In that universe Henry Cavill kicks the helmet and straight up just shatters it 🤣
@@mansmith34561 He is later talking about it in a talk show while saying he lost the appointment for a World of Warcraft raid while waiting for a replacement prop
@@nairocamilo best part is he is in full costume while Raiding
I'd love to see him in Amazon's Lord of the Rings. One of the numenoreans that stayed loyal to the valar and formed the kingdoms of Gondor and Arnor.
Wow awesome! Awesome the fact that Henry Cavill would be Aragorn, not breaking his toe😅🤣
“Does Bilbo get laid?” “Nah, he just… gets OLD” hahahahahaha
What happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell?
@@alaljarensi6990we’ve taken the hobbits to heisengard!
"no sexy dwarves... BUT! BUT! the secret king of the rangers, aragorn, he marries a hot elf princess, gandalf gets a hottie elf-like demigod girl, too! yeah, total 'dommy mommy' vibes. they even flirty telepathically during a business meeting."
I'm cackling at A Lord of Rings and Ruin
ikr???? I'm quacking dude
Can you explain, please✌
@@momoz4427 it’s a play on Sarah J Mass’s book A Court of Wings and Ruin
@@emmamaurer3458 oh, thank you very much!👍
Me too! Hilarious reference
“Can I hear a summary of the 4th book’s plot?”
“‘Plot?’”
😂😂😂
That’s why Jake is brilliant to work with. He kills it every time.
@@DanielGreeneReviews "Uh...think Bible..."
Plot? Well...
Very long prologue (like 9 chapters)
Elf dude makes shiny rocks
Devil steals shiny rocks
Elves try to get bling back (R.I.P everyone)
Valar help get shiny rocks back
Bling gets lost
Very long epilogue
best part!!!
This part had me dying
The Hobbit being the first YA fantasy novel is certainly an interesting revelation lol
I would put money down if it was released today they would market it as YA or even MG.
@@DanielGreeneReviews I bet my firstborn you're right
It was actually a children's book. He wrote The Hobbit as a story to tell his children, but thought anyone of any age could enjoy the story or any fairy tale.
@@newfieocean I first read it "my Mistborn"
@@DanielGreeneReviews It's literally already considered MG, Daniel.
I really hate that the writers for Game of Thrones are known as D&D. Every single time I hear it, I first think "Dungeons and Dragons," not the hacks who ruined GoT. Anyone who has ever unironically uttered the words "Themes are for eighth-grade book reports," should be banned from ever working on any SFF adaptation.
Amen to that. Honestly. I'm so done with ruined adaptions because the producers don't give a damn about themes.
Prime example: Avatar live action movie.
How else you'd summarize Dumb&Dumber? :D
@@Beautiful_Serenity_00 Or soon to come: The violation of the Wheel of Time series, they have already started with the choices for the cast
They should be banned from working on any book to screen adaptation and original screenplay,regardless of genre.
Aren't you being a bit too harsh? D&D made what was a brilliant groundbreaking adaptation. They only got into trouble when they ran out of original material which to adapt. There's a lot of ground between "hacks" and "not as good at creating fantasy as GRRM".
Pippin: “Yes, but what about second latte?”
No no, don't turn pippin into a cali girl..... i can't take it..
@@andythepanhead cali girl Pippin? There’s an unwelcome thought
I can see Billy Boyd with his thick Glaswegian accent trying to do a Cali lass impression
Fucking hilarious
“Pass.” *breaks phone*
And thus Middle Earth was saved again. Before the books even released.
We need more of agent Daniel soon, before he overdoses
😂😂😂
Damn, 420 likes, I can't ruin that. ;)
"Henry Cavill just texted me he's down for the role" 😂😂😂
Considering he's a HUGE fan of the books yeah he'd be on board lol
@@destinytroll1374 To be fair, elves in Silmarillion were supposedly pretty buff, so not exactly out of character
He would actually make for a pretty cool Noldor, just give him longer hair and grey eye contacts
@@destinytroll1374 Henry as a Frodo
"Hobbit on a train,"
"The Hobbit with the dragon tatoo."
😂🤣🤣😂
The Hobbit Games
Snapping a phone is very in keeping with Tolkien's philosophy on technology...
it gave me anxiety.
Id snap my phone if Dan and Dave did my adaptation
@@Volucrum they weren't that bad when they there was still book to work from (not perfect but not bad)...but man they were not good without source material.
I think it was Jim Butcher who talked about how in his first ever convention panel appearance, he went on a rant about how much of the opening to Lord of the Rings ought to be cut out, and it just started a giant debate. Then I believe Neil Gaiman said something about how it would be quite difficult for the book to be published in the modern market. Interesting to think about how the trend-setter would fare much worse if it was published today because of the very trends it set, and how the industry has changed so much since then.
Also, pretty sure if Tolkien was writing today, he'd join the Rothfuss and Martin club of having thousands of impatient people shouting at him to hurry up.
That's how it is for most trend setters though. Because that trend still changes over time into something new and different. Almost 70 years later? Is there honestly anything at all that would not face challenges if something that old was re created today? No matter how popular or game changing? Especially a written medium?
You mean the opening to the book or the movie?
@@kopicat2429 I don't know, it came out in the 50s along with a LOT of other great books that are still being read and adapted into films today. I mean heck, The Foundation series came out in the 50s too and we have a new adaptation coming for that.
As for Butcher's comment, I could say that about a lot of books written today. I just read a highly acclaimed fantasy novel that came out just a few years ago that I personally would have cut out the whole first third of it.
I disagree with the phrase of "impatient people" as we have been waiting a decade for the next installment. The entire harry potter series was published in ten years!
@@ninjablack4347 Well, pff. Yeah, but you know... it's harry potter...
If Tolkien was writing in 2021, he would be inventing to the tropes of 2121
Indeed.
I got curious and googled fantasy "and ruin" titles.
A song of wrath AND RUIN
Rage AND RUIN
Witches of Ash AND RUIN
Siege of rage AND RUIN
Creatures of want AND RUIN
There's so many! Ruin doesn't even feel like a word anymore. Why is it so popular as an end to the title?
One could even say they RUINed it...
I'll see my self out...
Generic enough to be applied to anything you can think of, but isnt publicly considered to be on the nose, unlike "Of Doom/darkness/evil/chaos".
A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas too. I think that was the reference.
Still sounds cool😂
I read a cool post-apocalypse zombie story called The Rot and Ruin (sequel: Dust and Decay).
Good story, good characters, and a catchy title to draw anyone interested in🤔
YA fantasy writers just have no concept of originality.
“Hey, Tolkien, my man! Whatcha got for me?”
“Okay… So here’s the pitch. You ready? I’m going to write a quasi-metaphysical modern myth, drawing from the style of all my favorite legends like the Eddas and Beowulf, for the British Isles-“
“Any sex?”
“Erh-“
“Gruesome action scenes?”
“Well, there’s some battles-“
“Backstabbings, political courtroom drama?”
“… I mean, there’s a lot to the lore-“
“Swearing?”
“Well, I actually developed some languages-“
“Grey morality? Complex characters?”
“Erm, actually…”
“Main character from a minority?”
“Well, they’re Hobbits.”
“… What?”
“They’re basically small people.”
“Sex scenes?”
*sigh*
A very pithy summary of why modern storytelling is not allowed to be anything but garbage.
Well there is definitely some Gray Morality. But yeah, that's about it. God the Silmarillion is something else, peak fantasy literature.
@@audiethacker907
Not all is garbage, its just that if it has a sex scene in it there's a 99% guarantee it's going to be terrible. Love not so much but only if it's done like it is in stuff like LoTR where its not a MAJOR FUCKING CHARACTER ARC!
@@audiethacker907 modern fantasy is the best fantasy has ever been.
@@demonguysayshi2666 Romance can be a great character arc for adult readers. Just requires a good author who understands human emotion and it's complexity.
A Lord of Rings and Ruin is what got me. Perfect comedy mister Goblin.
Favorite part is Daniel's awkwardly changing accents! Boston, new York, middle earth. Awesome.
Plot of the Silmarillion? Elves making bad life decisions and war crimes. Lots of war crimes. The grimdark fans are gonna love it.
Also a vampire wolf and several increasingly enormous fuck-you dragons!
@@alisaurus4224
Don't forget Balrogs riding dragons.
And total and absolute ruin and failure by the end in painfully slow motion. Until a gigantic war in which good is victorious, but the world is forever changed and almost all the previous kingdoms are destroyed.
also incest
"1200 pages? We got 3 books!" * Sad alternative-Tolkien noises *
The best part is that it's not too far off reality.
JOKES ON YOU... I got all of the books in a single book! >:D
Broke: 3 books
Woke: 1 book
Enlightened: 6 books
“Can I hear a summary of the 4th book’s plot?”
"Uh...ever read the Bible?"
I have read the whole Bible, and it has a tragic lack of giant frickin’ DRAGONS of which the Silmarillion has several
Muscles on Muscles: You want Perrin, not Aragorn
Pippin is the man you're looking for. Never been stood on his head even once.
Muscles so big they carry both the hope and despair of the world? That's Samwise.
@@andrewbacon3583 true, maybe the Old Took genes will shine through when puberty hits him :P
I mean... Gollum looked pretty... ribbed. Right?
I spit laughed at “A Lord of Rings and Ruin” 😂
So on point for cheesy ass fantasy titles though.
"[A quote from the video]" [crying laughing emoji]
[Daniel's like]
Thanks, big Goblin. I got the formula.
“[witty comment]”
[three crying laughing emojis]
@@JesusFriedChrist [hope for humanity lost]
You know Tolkien would absolutely still write on a type writer in the modern future.
Unless he surprises us all and texts it on his phone.
Imagine a series of two actors playing CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien reacting to Modern fiction books and UA-cam videos?
Tolkien: too much allegory
Lewis: not enough allegory
What about Orwell and Huxley reviewing modern day dystopian literature?
@@CraigMiyazaki Orwell: "This piece is a disgusting, pure ripoff of my work!"
"Sir, that's not one of the books we're reviewing. That's a newspaper."
It would basically be just them being absolutly disgusted by modern moral takes in books.
Then they get into a fight over Catholicism at the end
The Hobbit and the Dragon Tatoo, what a crossover
You're laughing while we actually have a fan-made trash comedy re-dub of the films with this name in Russian.
the kingdom is restored... everyone gets PTSD
"Perfect, Henry Cavil just called!'
This guy is just next level.
Yay the goblin king and the man who carries joined forces
This version is called Man Carrying Ring instead.
Underrated comment. 👀
That could also be an alternate title for Goatse.
****Peoplekind* Carrying Ring
According to Trudeau
Fun fact: Tolkien wrote the entire LOTR using a type writer with only 2 fingers.
As pressing keys is the hard part 🤣
How many fingers should a typewriter have?
@@RRSmurf only one.
hmmm perhaps that's also how George R.R. Martin has been writing Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring for the last decade xD
i like the idea of tolkien breaking a cellphone apart and staring at it like "why did i even buy one of these horrible things"
The acting. THE ACTING on this skit. It's pure PERFECTION!!!!!!
From the voice, to the money screen savers, to the unknown white powder on his nose 😂😂 I am dying!
Last time I was this early, the Lord of the Rings was actually published on the same day.
I heard that Tolkien actually had problems getting his elven mythology published until he found success with The Hobbit which he thought of as a side-project.
The way Humphrey Carpenter told it, the editors basically strung Tolkien along with the hope of publishing The Silmarillion in order to push him to work on the sequel to The Hobbit that became Lord of the Rings.
Not gonna lie. Henry Cavill Aragorn would be cool.
Great job Daniel.
Yes! Perfect casting.
Gimme a one man stage show with him as everyone, even the Hobbits.
@@theautisticguitarist7560 What a fever dream I am picturing now hahaha
I think Henry Cavill would make an incredible Istari
Cavill the Cerulean
No he wouldn't.
This is a legendary collab
Agent Daniel: Do they do nothing but pine after a strong male protagonist?
Eowyn: Excuse me?
Luthien had to save Beren's ass so many times. And yet Tolkien still gets called sexist.
I'm sure for the time it was a bold character, but I never felt like Eowyn was particularly inspiring. She seemed to just exist to be the not-a-man that would kill the Nagul.
The women aren't written as strongly in LOTR as they are today, but he made them as strong as could be accepted by the standards of that time, and thus paved the way for strong women characters today.
@@DimaRakesah The thing is this reductive view of her is just what has been propagated by the movies. She was still of the race of men and as such was not the one proficied to bring the doom of the witch king that was Merry who stabbed him with the barrow blade.
So Eowyn actually does not serve that role at all. I am not super qualified to say what it is but in my understanding it is more along the lines of exploring the character of someone trapped in a role they can't fulfill and never wanted. And how living in that horrible way means even fighing the witch king is less awful an experience than being trapped.
Gandalf: "To be honest I never really cared about destroying the ring and saving middle earth."
Rebranding:
Horror:"Nightmare on Ent Street"
Sitcom:"Maiar in the Middle"
Reality T.V.:"Extreme Makeover Mouth of Sauron Edition
Who-done-it: Diagnosis Mordor
OH. MY. GOD. HAHAHA
I want more skits with this manager character!!! This is hilarious, the coke around the nose is the cherry on top.
"Can we get the Weekend, can we get the Weekend??" I died at that 🤣🤣🤣
Donald Greene x Man Carrying things = Perfection.
A colab between my two favorite youtubers oh boy
You want to film it in New Zealand? No no it's all Croatia now baby!
So cool that you brought in Man Carrying Thing too!
Daniel Greene’s coked out literary agent energy feels like he was playing a part in a Daniel Thrasher short. I want to see more ‘literary agent spoofs’. Next one is Robert Jordan, but half way through the ‘trilogy’.
Wonderful collaboration! We want more of these precious things!!! Our precious!!!!!!
Hard pass on D&D? Tolkien sure is a wise man
I absolutely love your colabs with Man Carrying Thing. Laughed the whole way through.
Ok I'm not gonna lie, I really wasn't expecting A Lord of rings and ruin, I'm dying
"Can we get the Weekend?"
"I'm actually busy on the weekend."
The man carrying thing as Tolkien is perfection!!!
I'm more curious to know what Tolkien would think of the modern landscape of fantasy if he were alive today.
Yeah, me too 😆
Probably would involve a lot of tea, British insults, and several books on everything wrong with the genre.
I think he'd be fine with it, overall. Theres some very good stuff and some very bad stuff, like in any genre. Ultimately, I'd like to think that he'd be proud that the adult fairy tales that the publishers of his time scorned have managed to find a place.
Not knowing what he'd actually say, my guess is that he'd just dunk on individual fantasy series he'd feel were too on the nose with allegory, and claim that fantasy stories without a happy ending shouldn't be considered fantasy to begin with.
utterly, utterly horrified and disgusted
"Henry Cavill just texted me he's already down for the role."
I mean... I wanna see that happening 😂
I love these videos and could watch an entire season of this.
I love how your accent is just...everywhere. Perfect agent.
"Can we get the weekend." 😂🤣
Need a sequel of GRRM writing his books in the 40’s.
That would be boring, he would be peacefully writing undisturbed!
"I'm busy on the weekend"
I'll admit, I didn't get that at first lol
What does it mean?
@@aeraerstill Weekend is an artist, but Tolkien didn't know that.
@@Mixu. Oh, ok. Thank you.
The "Plot?" when describing the Silmarillion is killing me!!! 😆 🤣
That thumbnail is a work of art!!
Alternative title: "The Definitive Publishing History of the Lord of the Rings"
If someone suggests D & D to produce your show, snapping your phone is the only reasonable option.
"Time for haha. Not grrrr." Gonna frame that and make it my life motto.
As a dutchman I can only think: "drommels drommels en nog eens drommels" when seeing the phone broken in half.
It was the trademark of a villain in a great childrens show from the Netherlands.
Could you please tell me what that translates to in English?
I love your collab skits.
This was honestly great and I hope you continue with these sketches. Every one of them is better than the last my dude.
Agent: "Do you have a muscular man?"
Rowling: "Yeah, Hagrid"
The collab we love to see.
Why is Man Carrying Thing not more popular?!? Get this man some views people!
The mash up we never knew we needed
"I am busy on the weekend."
Hahahahaha
"I am sick and tired of these blood and ashes dwarves on this blood and ashes train!"
Oh my goddd
Love the collaboration!!!
That ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂. D&D will be in charge of your show 😂😂😂 they did such a great job with Gam….
PASSSSSS!!!
This is exactly the pick me up I needed this morning☕....Thank you Daniel
"I'm busy on the weekend" 😂
This is gold. Great sketch Daniel
The crossover we all deserved
"Do you have some female characters to throw in without thinking their arcs through at all, just to MARKET 'EM!" man I felt that so hard.
Your acting was on point XD
"So, there is Bilbo."
"Great!"
"And he has to bring this ring to a volcano"
"Perfect. And he will become a mighty warrior on the way, right?"
"No, he just gets very depressed to the point that his friend Sam has to carry him."
"Oh. Eh. And Sam? Does he become a great hero?"
"Sort of. He seriously wounds a spider."
"A spider?"
"Well, it's a really big one"
This is a nice comment, but Bilbo did none of those things, it's Frodo you're talking about
Love this collab!!!
I just love the thumbnail. *A guy that just did coke on the phone with a random symbol next to his head*. Lol
That hard pass on DnD had me rolling 😂
These skits are gold!
OMG I died at "well I'm busy on the weekend"
"Do they do nothing but pine over a strong male lead"
"Yeah"
"Bring me more bags for the money"
That f**king killed me
Yes! Let's get more Man Carrying Thing and Daniel Greene crossovers!
I loved this 😂😂 and I love Man Carrying Thing, his skits are great, like yours.
I’m living for this!!
👀 👀 It's Man Carrying Thing! Big fan! 🙋♂️
Best collab ever!!!
“I really loved how game of thrones casted the characters so close to the descriptions in the book. I wish wheel of time did they same”
The EXACT reaction Tolkien would have to that proposition, tho
Thank you very good another upload, i love you!!🥳