4:00 The best part about this was if you were watching Bob's stream, you could watch them chase each other into the horizon all the way into the forest. It was the best Benny-Hill visual gag.
4:00 There’s a certain, childish giddiness to mark chasing wade with the zapper as their both giggling. Like chasing your sibling after they made a horrible pun XD
I haven't laughed this hard in a long damn time and when he was yelling as he was ascending to be with the gods i was crying my eyes out!!!!! 😂😂😂 omg my ribs hurt!!!
My favourite bit had to be this whole interaction: Wade: What's that noise? Mark: The howling? Wade: No, the skitt-AHHHHH! Mark: Oh. I know right? Wade: THERE'S SO MANY!!! Mark: I know right?! Wade: AHHHHH!!! Bob: [Laughing] That's what Mark said!
dundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundun ba ba bada bababa ba bada buh buh buh buduh buuh buduh buduh buuuuuuh
They aren't the absolute comedic GENIUSES that made the masterpiece that is Goat Simulator, for no reason, y'know? As you can tell, I liked Goat Simulator.
29:35 For those curious why the 2 generators didn't work when Mark tried to open the mining cache: It said "Needs 40MWH." MWH is a unit of power storage, meaning 40 MW * H (ie- 1 MW supplied over 40 hours, or 40 MW supplied over 1 hour, 20 MW supplied over 2 hours, etc) Mark misunderstood this, thinking it needs just 40 MW, so he built 2 generators, which supplied 40 MW. However, for that to unlock the cache, it would need to be left there running for an hour (40 MW * 1 hour = 40MWH)
Literally the only adult in the group: "I need an adult." Also, I just have to say… "I wanna go to space! I wanna go to space! It's launching! I'm going to space! I'm going to - oh. Oh god. Oh, I am actually going to space. Oh no! Aaah! I'm going to space! D: " X'D
*Wade steals and takes credit for stuff he didn't do, part 2:* (42:58) Mark: *Kills the big red fireball beast and doesn't realize.* "I'm running away now!" Wade (Thoughts): Oh, he killed it. That was very impressive. I can't let him know that though... Wade: "I killed it. It's dead. It was me."
Wade: "how does it feel to be the silver medal" Mark still salty from the first video: "It feels BAD FUCK YOU!" then proceeds to attempt to murder wade 3:53
Incase they never figured it out, need the host of the game to unlock those crashed drop pods. The knees that need electricity to open seem to be bugged for non-host players.
My favorite part is honestly 38:37 when Wade insults the dog and Mark gets so protective and mad. Mark: super proud of his dog Wade: Thats not helpful at all! Mark: SHUT THE FUCK UP WADE
25:03 Mark: "Bob, come here! Look at our pet." *Bob comes closer with chainsaw in hand* Bob: "I've got a solution to our pet." Mark: "NO! DON'T SOLVE OUR PET! DON'T SOLVE OUR PET!" I was dying! 😂
Mark: OH GOD THERES SO MANY OF THEM! Wade: Hahaha, I like marks little drama thing going on here. While Mark is in the pain of killing like 4 spiders they laugh.lmao the humor for UA-cam 😂
Early and idk what to say so here's a recipe for peanut butter cookies :) -150g plain flour -1/2 tsp baking powder -1/2 tsp baking powder -125g butter -175g peanut butter -250g brown sugar -1 large egg -1 tsp vanilla extract Preheat oven at 180°C or 350°F gas 4. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl. In another bowl, cream together the butter, peanut butter and sugar. Stir in the egg and vanilla. Add the flour but by but until smooth. Roll the mixture into golf ball sizes on a tray and press down with the times of a fork. Bake for 10-15 minutes and cool before serving. Enjoy!
Ok but seriously I love listening to you guys play together so much I will listen to you guys while I do school work and occasionally look up at the screen to see what your talking about. (this is usually after watching a good 15 minutes at the beginning so I know what the game looks like and can picture it while I work. I will only look up when you guys mention specifically a new thing or ask another one of you to come over and see because you can’t put it into words) you guys are seriously the highlight of my day. Your unapologetic attitude has been such a great role model for me in the sense that I struggle with anxiety and caring about what others want and catering to their needs and not doing what I want.
24:35 Wade: "What's that noise?" Mark: "Oh the howling?" Bob: "Yeah I don't know about that" Wade: "No the skitter- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Mark: "Oh yeah! F*ck! Those things!" Wade: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS TTTTHHHHHHAAAAATTT?!?!?!" Mark: "Now you know- Now you know what I was screaming-" Wade: "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mark: "I know right? *laughs*" Wade: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE'S SO MANY!!!!" Mark: "I know right? Yeah, it's a problem!" Bob: "That's exactly what Mark said!" Mark: "That is exactly what I said!" Wade: "OH GOD! (*giggle of terror*) NO! DON'T PUSH ME OFF THE EDGE!" Spiders in a nutshell, and my absolute favorite gaming moment.
Wade: Behind there lies the beast. Mark: it's a rock. Wade: You think it's a rock... Mark: No, non, it's a rock Wade: and it walks amongst the stars... Mark: What the f- *checks the sky for stars*
4:00 The best part about this was if you were watching Bob's stream, you could watch them chase each other into the horizon all the way into the forest. It was the best Benny-Hill visual gag.
is there a vod?
Pls tell me there’s a vid
@@ahsokatano925 I mean he has a channel
@@Unknown_crusader But not a video from this(from what I have found)
I agree... the fist fight was absolutely hysterical..
4:00
There’s a certain, childish giddiness to mark chasing wade with the zapper as their both giggling. Like chasing your sibling after they made a horrible pun XD
It's so cute, seriously, and the way Bob just comes in with them in chaos is just perfect timing
Why did i thought it said "like chasing you sibling with a Chainsaw"
also, childish arguing 1:00
Edit:not really arguing
Imagine chasing your sibling around with a tazer
Especially when he stabs another man in his thiccc ass.
Mark: "Look at our pet"
Bob: _runs over with chainsaw_ " *I H A V E A S O L U T I O N T O O U R P E T* "
NO, DON'T SOLVE OUR PET
OUR PET DOES NOT NEED A SOLUTION BECAUSE IT IS THE SOLUTION!!
25:05, for reference.
Also Bob: "I'M tHe NiCE OnE : ) "
Let's solve this doggo
I like how Bob changed his tune real quick when he realized that they could now try to launch Wade
Bob is like a single mother staying home while her two sons run around beating everything up
no
No
@@ACK4t yes
@@brodyleahy5426 yes
Mark: H-hi pup...?
Lizard doggo: *starts moonwalking*
Ye
these are dumb
PaintingJo me anytime someone tries to talk to me
Literally me in any social situation ever 😄
PaintingJo i saw that and i was wheezing
I watched you and wade fighting from bobs livestream and it was so funny just watching you guys run past him every once in a while.
I would have like to his videos one of them don’t have UA-cam account
@@dragonball3166 Godzilla had a stroke reading this
I wish I could find the link to his stream of this
Same jesse :(
@@Jessejames7321 Yeah I can't find it since his streams on twitch aren't there anymore. I'm sorry :(
"I'm going! I'm going to space!!"
two seconds...
"oh god, I'm going to space!!"
Lolololo+
I haven't laughed this hard in a long damn time and when he was yelling as he was ascending to be with the gods i was crying my eyes out!!!!! 😂😂😂 omg my ribs hurt!!!
@Connor Dean We just lit a rocket, ROCKETS EXPLOD-
@ALONSO LAGOS SOTO 8:42
@Connor Dean We’re not flying! We’re falling...with style!!
My favourite bit had to be this whole interaction:
Wade: What's that noise?
Mark: The howling?
Wade: No, the skitt-AHHHHH!
Mark: Oh. I know right?
Wade: THERE'S SO MANY!!!
Mark: I know right?!
Wade: AHHHHH!!!
Bob: [Laughing] That's what Mark said!
I think after wade screamed the first time Mark said: "Oh yeah fuck those things"
24:35
25:50: Space Doggo slides into existence
25:56: Starts moon walking away
Me: K then
Yup
HEEHEE
Heehee oh heehee
Byyyyyyyeeee...!
What the dog doin?
Wade: “Well if you look to your left...”
Mark: INSTANTLY LOOKS RIGHT
Welcome to Markiplier
i mean the camera could have been mirrored but either way its fuckin funny
dundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundun ba ba bada bababa ba bada buh buh buh buduh buuh buduh buduh buuuuuuh
The camera's flipped (I know I'm late here) but the camera is flipped cuz of it being in the left
@@hawkeye6854 no its not
for some reason i thought well yeah that's what you're supposed to do, I didn't register that they're two different directions
I lost it at 22:40 when Wade screams out of nowhere and all of a sudden Bob goes “Um...huh?” 😂😂😂
6:50
When he turned around and zapped Wade off the thing I was so satisfied.
Yeah, you could say that it was... Satisfactory.
@@magenta7390 *AIRHORN*
ong
I love how the game literally calls it a "Space Doggo" no scientific name or anything. Just doggo.
Because he's a doggo >:(
It's the character's perception.
They aren't the absolute comedic GENIUSES that made the masterpiece that is Goat Simulator, for no reason, y'know?
As you can tell, I liked Goat Simulator.
Mmmf
I'm so fucking tired of the word doggo. Stop saying that shit, it's annoying
29:35 For those curious why the 2 generators didn't work when Mark tried to open the mining cache:
It said "Needs 40MWH." MWH is a unit of power storage, meaning 40 MW * H (ie- 1 MW supplied over 40 hours, or 40 MW supplied over 1 hour, 20 MW supplied over 2 hours, etc)
Mark misunderstood this, thinking it needs just 40 MW, so he built 2 generators, which supplied 40 MW. However, for that to unlock the cache, it would need to be left there running for an hour (40 MW * 1 hour = 40MWH)
That is quite helpful. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure he just didn't turn them on.... That biofuel wasn't being burned. lol
😊
Mark & Wade: *fighting to the death*
Bob: “Didn’t I unlock some stairs?”
watching them run around like children chasing each other was the most enjoyable part of my day
seeing mark and wade on equal ground interacting with each other while bob is gone brings me joy
Literally the only adult in the group: "I need an adult."
Also, I just have to say… "I wanna go to space! I wanna go to space! It's launching! I'm going to space! I'm going to - oh. Oh god. Oh, I am actually going to space. Oh no! Aaah! I'm going to space! D: " X'D
Pretty much sums up my life
@@TheBluePhoenix008 same here too
@@captainawesome9094 from one captain to another 👉😎👉
@@TheBluePhoenix008 OH it's so CO-OO-OL my computer can't handle the rendering.
*Wade steals and takes credit for stuff he didn't do, part 2:* (42:58)
Mark: *Kills the big red fireball beast and doesn't realize.* "I'm running away now!"
Wade (Thoughts): Oh, he killed it. That was very impressive. I can't let him know that though...
Wade: "I killed it. It's dead. It was me."
Ad SJB Yes, I also noticed this.
How do you know?
@@nachos247 ?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ?
@@nachos247 is Ad SJB someone?
**reads title**
Chica: you have betrayed me human. This _real_ cute doggo is out
12:22
Wade: Well if you look to your left
Mark: *Turns Right*
That had me laughing so hard
The camera is flipped so he actually did turn left
Am I the only one who would probably do the same same thing?
Look to your left in the mirror, he looked to his right but left on screen.
@@laughnowcrylater3500 no cuz we're look'n at him directly so he turn right to look like he did turn left but it was our left.
@@hartlyreaper6849 exactly..... ur a smart person (not sarcasm!)
Previously on Satisfactory:
**Huge existential crisis.**
Really wondering when we will see the full episode containing that.
“Truce! Truce, truce!”
I sense a drunk Minecraft replacement
Felix Kuhnert my thoughts exactly
But not blocky...
Dear God...
*is it possible*
As long as he’s not drinking then it is possible
Wade: "how does it feel to be the silver medal"
Mark still salty from the first video: "It feels BAD FUCK YOU!" then proceeds to attempt to murder wade
3:53
Another episode of Bob and his 2 disappointing children
Chica: *Is the cutest and the most goodest doggo*
Title: *I'm about to ruin this doggos career*
i never like comments but this one stands true
21:00 I like this one.
"Don't buddy me, pal!"
"Don't pal me, friend!"
Don't friend me, bro.
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Don't bro me, acquaintant.
@@averagestevenuniverseenjoyer don't acquaintant me, associate
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Don't associate me, partner
@@averagestevenuniverseenjoyer Don't partner me, colleague.
Bob getting excited to go to space but slowly getting terrified the higher he gets is hilarious
42:00 Wow, that scream was exactly like Goofy's yell, I've never heard a Goofy yell in real life!
He can't protec
He can't attac
But most importantly he finds limestone like it's crack!
Lol XD I was thinking about that to
I like how Bob's being useful and actually doing shit while most of the time Mark and Wade are fighting in the background.
Bob: guys i have a thing chasing me um.. ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ａｎ ａｄｕｌｔ
I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLTTTTTT!
Lily P that was bob
Right as I read this he said it.
Boob skadoo'd, we can toooo
@Paztella nah it was wade
Mark: finds dog
Mark: "He's walking away from me I don't know what's happening"
Me: same. just same.
Watching Mark and Wade zap each other made me laugh while waiting for news about my dad's surgery. Love these guys.
24:35 Wade: "What's that noise?" Mark: "The howling? Yeah, I don't know about that." Wade: "No, the skitteri.. AHHH!!" Love the whole segment, XD
Mark: *eats berries*
Also mark: where did all my berries go?
Ha, me in real life.
Seriously, it's a problem.
Gumfireparalax ima be killing myself with this but is that you Patrick seastar
This reminds me of Patrick and the chocolate bar
He had like 10 more before the game crashed
I keep reminding myself
[They're grown adults]
Debatable, but their collective age is about 10 years old!!
I keep forgetting that.....
Good thing they are still happy
On outside
this is a false statement
"I'm not greedy, I'm just needy."
13:03 lmao
*violent screaming*
“I know, right?”
mark: hi pup!
doggo: *moonwalks away*
Incase they never figured it out, need the host of the game to unlock those crashed drop pods. The knees that need electricity to open seem to be bugged for non-host players.
Knees?
"When I die, you just gonna zap my corpse. Thanks, Thanks!"
That's some level of friendship I want to have with my pals
40:19 guide to understanding what the kids are saying: LOL stands for *LOTS OF LEAVES*
XD
Wade: literally says nothing
Everyone: *SHUT UP WADE*
4:43 bob is hardly gone and devolves into this 🤣👍🏻
Mark: He's stuck there.
Bob: Lets shoot him into space!
Aw man I though my dog was cool. Yours can do the moon walk
G- Rantiks yea mine can front flip and move foward while front flipping but the moonwalk is by far the best
The doggo moon walking backwards is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Especially at 25:52
My favorite part is honestly 38:37 when Wade insults the dog and Mark gets so protective and mad.
Mark: super proud of his dog
Wade: Thats not helpful at all!
Mark: SHUT THE FUCK UP WADE
Mark: *makes a 3hour long vid just delivering water*
Also mark:*can't wait 3 minutes*
I want to see that vid can someone direct me
@@kingfordvr5863 did you find it yet? If not ill gladly link you to it
@@TylynGaming excuse me but what is the video?
Bear Bär King Ford it's called Stan the Water Man, and theres a sequel called Stan the Water Man Learns to Flirt
Kiki: SIT DOWN STAN I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE LETHAL FORCE...no I dont have my badge BUT I AM A CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL OFFICER
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Bob: *laughs*
Love your profile pic. DBZ for life😍
@@darkdemisegaming4936 Yeet
Bob: ummm...I need an adult
me: ...
me: ...
me: yeah good luck with that, Bob
25:03
Mark: "Bob, come here! Look at our pet."
*Bob comes closer with chainsaw in hand*
Bob: "I've got a solution to our pet."
Mark: "NO! DON'T SOLVE OUR PET! DON'T SOLVE OUR PET!"
I was dying! 😂
Mark: OH GOD THERES SO MANY OF THEM!
Wade: Hahaha, I like marks little drama thing going on here.
While Mark is in the pain of killing like 4 spiders they laugh.lmao the humor for UA-cam 😂
And then later wade says the exact same thing about the spiders
Mark i was having a horrible day and just in the first 10 seconds you made me laugh. Keep doing what ur doing man
I hope it gets better!
"You f*cking as*hole!", the only thing of importance from the last video.
I hope it gets worse
I hope that the things that made you sad get worse at making you sad
They had us at the first half not gonna lie
Elaboration, please?
More Satisfactory! We're blessed with satisfactory episodes from Jack and Mark now ;-;
They really should do it together.
The game, I mean. All of them
And Ethan
The cute doggo is at 22:29
wow, it really has some l o n g e a r s
Thank you that's all I wanted
thank you fren
Thank you
There is a special place in heaven for people like you
41:00: The knights of the round table approaching the cave.
Bob: *“I need an Adult.”*
Too bad there aren’t any around.
Guys... you're not early.
*You're on time.*
*steps on clock*
-yep that's accurate-
Edit I guess: *_-oh hey likes-_*
My band director's logic
On time is late
Early is on time
ThePinkKoala TPK fIrsT
Yes, because your'e definitely the only person to ever make that joke. Be original.
@@OjamaIndigo Your comment isnt wanted here, you can leave😂😂
24:35 this is one of the things that makes this series worth it.
Yes it is, I've been waiting for the moment one of them sees those creatures
Thank you for showing what happened last time it really helped understand what is happening
Bob: "oh that's lovely...stairs.. buildings.."
Mark and Wade: "I'LL KILL YOU..... STOP YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME"
Wade:insults doggo*
me:.... you wanna run that by me again?
"THE CUTEST DOGGO!"
*Chica disliked that*
*_Chica will remember that_*
Everyone disliked that
Alien chica
Man... Forget about Saruman for cutting down Fangorn Forest.
Bob is the bigger problem for the trees.
Where's the Lorax when you need him?
Cuter than Chica?
_Impossible._
Apprentice Neon desperate much?
Lunar Eclipse
Desperate for what, exactly?
But what abt Henry tho
24:02
The dog is stuck, gets unstuck and the continuously walks backwards away from mark...I kid you not I laughed until i cried because of this 😂🤣😂🤣
Even better is when it just slides into existence at 25:52 and starts moonwalking away.
18:06 bob and wade : goofing around
Mark : i see eternal death Infront of me
I laughed so loud when Mark xenozapped Wade off the platform I startled myself
Early and idk what to say so here's a recipe for peanut butter cookies :)
-150g plain flour
-1/2 tsp baking powder
-1/2 tsp baking powder
-125g butter
-175g peanut butter
-250g brown sugar
-1 large egg
-1 tsp vanilla extract
Preheat oven at 180°C or 350°F gas 4. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl. In another bowl, cream together the butter, peanut butter and sugar. Stir in the egg and vanilla. Add the flour but by but until smooth. Roll the mixture into golf ball sizes on a tray and press down with the times of a fork. Bake for 10-15 minutes and cool before serving.
Enjoy!
Thanks. I love peanut butter cookies. Especially with Hershey kisses.
Mark: "you don't have any nuts you stuffed it in the machine" XD
I absolutely adore that when mark finds a dog or space equivalent of a dog in a game he goes to pet it and be friends with it, it’s just so wholesome
25:59 the dog slowly moonwalking backwards again 😂😂😂
-What do you know about the earth?!
-Apparently more than you, YOU CLOD
5:10
V Valencia yeeeessss peridot is tru crystal gem
XD
I loved the part where mark started chasing Wade
Mark: YOU CLODS!
*Peridot intensifies*
I thought the exact same thing🤣
Claud
Ok but seriously I love listening to you guys play together so much I will listen to you guys while I do school work and occasionally look up at the screen to see what your talking about. (this is usually after watching a good 15 minutes at the beginning so I know what the game looks like and can picture it while I work. I will only look up when you guys mention specifically a new thing or ask another one of you to come over and see because you can’t put it into words) you guys are seriously the highlight of my day. Your unapologetic attitude has been such a great role model for me in the sense that I struggle with anxiety and caring about what others want and catering to their needs and not doing what I want.
Wade: "I killed it"
Mark before running away: Gets the killing blow and runs
I think I speak for the general population when I say,
*We NEED more Stan the water man*
There is more on the markiplier twitch
Gamecast Haawsomecool this is great news thank u
@@katherynmcdowell8369 :p
Gamecast Haawsomecool I thank you fpr this most useful pf information
@@christofferthorsson7657 :p
Me:Sees thumbnail
Also me: “Is that shrimp?”
Merciless A13X omgg I’m deaddddd 💀 😂 😂 😂 Shrimp 😂
Mark and wade fighting
Bob: didn’t say I unlocked stairs?”
More fighting
Bob:I wonder what this dose
My parents were fighting through this video, and this *helped* me alot. Keep up the good work Mark, you've been helping me since 2012.
Damn bro too real
Peridot:watching this video
Mark:you clod
Peridot:I love him so much
same thought, omg
12:22
Wade: "Look to your left..."
Mark: *Turns right*
If u get a camera like that you'll see when u look right u look left it's trippy af xD trust me he looked left
@@benjiboicreates oh ok lol
@@angwydud it's why I haven't used camera yet bec its kinda tippy If I watch it back seeing myself look left and be looking right xD
@@benjiboicreates you know you can flip your camera in the app right?
@@angwydud streamlabs?
Title: Cutest dog ever
John Cena: “Are you sure about that”
good meme
Mark and wade: *fighting to the death* Bob: “didn’t it say I had some stairs unlocked?”
24:35
Wade: "What's that noise?"
Mark: "Oh the howling?"
Bob: "Yeah I don't know about that"
Wade: "No the skitter- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Mark: "Oh yeah! F*ck! Those things!"
Wade: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS TTTTHHHHHHAAAAATTT?!?!?!"
Mark: "Now you know- Now you know what I was screaming-"
Wade: "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Mark: "I know right? *laughs*"
Wade: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE'S SO MANY!!!!"
Mark: "I know right? Yeah, it's a problem!"
Bob: "That's exactly what Mark said!"
Mark: "That is exactly what I said!"
Wade: "OH GOD! (*giggle of terror*) NO! DON'T PUSH ME OFF THE EDGE!"
Spiders in a nutshell, and my absolute favorite gaming moment.
Wade and mark are fighting to the death, meanwhile...
BOB: Ooo is that a watchtower?...I'm gonna build some cool stuff.
I need a plush of the Lizard Doggo now
At 25:05:
Bob - I have a solution to our pet,*paroches with chainsaw
Me - NOOOOOOOOOOO XD & O=)
Pengle Pengle I just loved the sentence: No! Don’t solve our pet!”
Title: THE CUTEST DOGGO!!
*Chica had entered the chat*
“what happens if we die where do we go when we’re dead “ early signs of unus annus
its drunk minecraft all over again.
PRAISE. GAWD.
Thank god for this man i have been super depressed lately and this man puts a smile on my face
Hang in there! You'll be alright
Bob: Do you have families?
Trees: Yes.
Bob: Good, I like it when you have families!
RIP ecosystem.
Bob with a chainsaw: I have a solution to our pet
Mark: please dont solve our pet
Wade: Behind there lies the beast.
Mark: it's a rock.
Wade: You think it's a rock...
Mark: No, non, it's a rock
Wade: and it walks amongst the stars...
Mark: What the f- *checks the sky for stars*
Title of the video: The cutest Doggo!
Chica: i thought i was the cutest Doggo!!