Hey guys! An update: I plan to actually start doing weekly uploads soon. So that's pretty neat. I have a big one planned next going up in these next two weeks then it's weekly uploads from then on. Thanks for sticking by the channel! How have y'all been? ALSO: There's an editing error near the end of the video where there is supposed to be text on screen but it just says "I". Very epic indeed.
Yeeeeeeeeeee. I was a house building game and the ad was just a minecraft player building a house a house, now, I've never played this game, but dollars to donut it's nothing like minecraft
This is precisely exactly why I do not want and or need any afterlife. There is already quite enough chaotic forces of both objective heaven and objective hell on this planet currently.
Sometimes I feel like there's this massive agenda where they allow these horrible ads simply because they make "normal" ads look more appealing and not as annoying.
The whole "vibrant naked dude" 'art style' exists because those are stock models. In fact, all the Stack Colors main character animations are stock, the creators didn't use a single non stock model except some cubes.
Ads that I see 24/7: -Free Money games -"i can't reach pink color" -My Mom 😂 vs My Dad 😤 -Get freeeee ROBUX! -some rip off of a game. and finally, the worst ones of all.... -"ONLY 1% CAN BEAT THIS" **shows the most easiest thing**
Ads i get -free money -IH777 -Mom vs Dad -an ad that uses a video of a different more popular game -ads that intentionally be bad so people try to see how bad it actually is
Can you talk about how over sexualized game ads are becoming? Specifically towards women? It’s really creepy, especially since these games are obviously being marketed towards children.
@@kaka09876543210 Sky children of the light also has gameplay ads. I already had the game, though. If they changed it since 2-3 years ago which is when I saw the ad thenn... Uhhh
Yep, and some of the situations they put the female characters in in these ads border on torture porn, BDSM, or some really weird shit but are clearly tinge with sexualization to anyone with a couple brain cells. Meanwhile the game is most likely one of those scummy, moneygrab matching games. I can’t remember exactly which ad or game it was, but one bothered me so much that I actually sent e-mails to Google, the app dev and I think I left a Play Store review. Normally I just look at them weird, roll my eyes and move on but whatever that particular ad was… was bad. 8/6/22 🌙 210
ikr there are even some who pretend to be interactable but whem you click it it's just a still image and sends you to the appstore, tbh i think that should be illegall.
And then they have those disgusting “call me a legend” ads that say crap like “feel me” and “touch me” and shows a cursors clicking on a woman’s body parts. It’s disgusting.
I think it was call me emperor but I don't know because there's so many of them. I found out it's an entire genre in China. All these games based in the same setting with similar characters, a similar story, similar gameplay and even similar ads. The gameplay is nothing like the ads but I struggle to even call it gameplay at all. It's a menu simulator with battles you watch sometimes and features that actively encourage the whales to bully everyone else. Edit: So I found the exact game you mentioned. It's a war game. Which isn't original either. I got it mixed up with something else because mobile devs are so unoriginal they steal names as well as ads and concepts.
I saw one with an “xray” and the person in the ad was like super close to her crotch area and like making it almost go over then taking it back. same happened with the chest. It’s fucking deplorable and it should be banned.
My nephew when he is allowed to have his screen time unfortunately has all these poorly made apps. He sees these crappy ads and has the urge to download practically every game. And THEN he’s willing to sit through the ridiculous amount of ads. As savantics stated it is gullible children that fuel the cheap app industry.
*ad ends* *there’s a 5 second timer until you can close it* *it doesn’t really close but is just a pop up to their download page* *after closing the pop up you have to wait five seconds again* *the real close button is only 3 pixels wide* *if you mis tap you get send to their download site* *you go back to the game you were playing but the app froze and then crashes* *reloading the game, another ad appears*
I use a better method of using up all my mobile data, so the game thinks I have wifi , but it can't reach any servers to show ads. Works with all the Sonic The Hedgehog games
people who make normal ads: **goes to heaven** people who make playable ads: **goes to super heaven** people who make fake playable ads: **goes to hell** people who make fake x buttons: **goes to a place worse than hell**
Theres always the people that literally raid the local African Indian orphanage and kidnap children and force them to make this game yet they don't even know the alphabet, and fills your phone with no much adware the ads themselves get interrupted and your battery explodes While also making hell.exe crash and corrupt all the system32 files (Exaggeration)
Honestly so true. In the adds, they show HomeScapes as a henry stickman type game where you use items to save a guy, but in reality, it's a candy crush game
also evony with those “pull the pin to get the treasure” ads, and lords mobile with that ad where you attack soldiers with lower numbers than you to get a higher number
Same disgusting like showing that women are objects we aren’t that ew and I hate it. I always get these adds while playing good games that aren’t like that.
The worst tipe of ads in my opinion are the ones that after they end they send you instantly to install that thing even tho you didn't even touch the screen
Finally,someone covering this.....for so long I thought shitty games are always on top charts and deserving games are not even near to them for ex skullgirls.....it deserved more than getting 4.3/5 in terms of reviews
This shit is why appstores desperately need at least a minimal ammount of quality control. Blatantly predatory games, games that look like they were developed in 5 minutes, clones, and stuff that I'm surprised haven't incurred lawsuits.
Reminds me of Steam and the money-hungry devs that do basically the same thing same with low-quality games. Tons of needless, soulless sequels that are virtually no different from their predecessors, blatant asset flips, you name it. Unlike the App Store, I believe Steam has cracked down on this, but don’t quote me on that.
The App Store/Google Play Store is like the Wii! THERE'S LITTLE TO NO QUALITY CONTROL! Seriously just like shovelware on the Wii/XBOX 360, these games are super minimalistic, 95% of them are terrible, and just exist just make cash off of unsuspecting people! They aren't fun or innovative, they're rely on modern memes and trends, lack little to no effort, and like I said, just exist as cheap, soulless cash-grabs. I'm not saying ALL mobile games are terrible, but these mentioned in this video and more come across as unoriginal and boring, instead of fun and brings something new to the table!
Save the Girl? Literally, "Save the Girl?" That has to be, if not, one of the worst titles for a mobile game. Just like the other game that's made by Lion Studios called "Pull Him Out." Either the game developer is literally a child, or they can't come up with the game title in the game that's creative, and not so crappy.
I once found a mobile "game" that wasn't even a real game. It would play an ad then take you to an endless loading screen that stops at the halfway point.
I also played a lot of these „free to play“ mobile games but only when I was addicted to Amphetamin. This is no joke, the moment I got clean and my brain started workin properly again I could not bring myself to play anymore.
I think “Drop the Number” is the worst. There’s ads abt every second where you like it or not and basically all the ads the buttons to skip are so small that you cant skip it AND half the time the ad glitches and you have to reboot ur device just to be able to play the game again.
This is why I think Apple Arcade was a good move on Apple's part. Yes it's a subscription service, but it offers actual quality mobile games that all are guaranteed not to have hindering ads and monetization.
yes but it sucks for kids whose parents dont wanna buy a subscription i WAS playing STARDEW VALLEY but then I DIDNT HAVE MONEY >:[ now i prolly gotta convince my dad to buy the game on my computer
I keep getting ads for this mobile game named "Puppy town", where this asian guy talks in broken english about how he got tons of free money (in cash, and he holds up about 20 $100 bills to the camera) just by playin this mobile game , which is probably trash and made in a shady game software.
Turning off my device's Wifi - the oldest trick in the book, and has worked consistently for at least a half-decade straight. And people STILL haven't found a way to cram these ads in your face without WiFi!
@Nocturna of the NightWings i once played one of those games where the AI is so stupid that all it did was run around in circles and literally nothing else
The worst thing about those games isn't their absolute shit of a business strategy. It's their programing. They use this weird physics motor to run a 3d model (Both of them likely made in Unity) when ot would look more appealing, use less battery, and take less space out of your phone, if they used 2D.
That's the real kicker. Give some mid decade mobile games credit, at least the developers gave a damn about stealing your money. This is bottom barrel tier trash.
Candy Crush uses AI and machine learning to rig and control the candy drops in such a way you'll get like 2 or 3 moves to victory when you ran out of moves, prompting you to buy the extra moves and/or boosters. Match-3 games usually rely on RNG for pieces to drop but not in Candy Crush!! Not surprising considering King invested billion$ in AI and machine learning.
@@r.a.6459 Yeah but Candy Crush is an actually good game besides it's marketing. I can't see another way to explain how my mom has been playing that for like 9 years at least.
@@azekia because the devs fine tuned the game to perfection, making players addicted and good player-to-payer conversion rate... they read hundreds of research papers about human psychology
This video is 8 months old and I swear it still can apply to this day. I downloaded Paper.io 2 and you are literally forced to get an ad every 3 kills and you get another ad after the round. It makes me sad because I remember playing the first Paper.io years ago and it didn't nearly have as much ads and it was still super fun to play. Also so many of the ads for shitty mobile games involve among us characters so they're still using trends for advertising 😩
Save the girl type games have actually ruined the app store. Remember homescapes and gardenscapes? They used to be alright but now their ads follow the same premise and art style
remember when mobile games were actually good? I mean, remember games like jetpack joyride, angry birds, my singing monsters, temple run and especially, dan the man
@@screwtapee it was my mom's old iphone s I think so it's not that much, she can't even text people so it's not that big of a deal, she just plays games.
I haven't played a mobile game in a long while so I recently tried out Bitlife (cause my friends was playing it). Somewhat liked the game but ads were just everywhere. And the game was freezing up horribly. Finally died and uninstalled the game. It was a nightmare.
Wanna hear the worst part, even when there isn't any internet, it still plays it's own Bitzen ad. Like, they physically programmed a video advertisement in their game and you can't avoid it
I mean, flash games existed. There was some quality stuff for free over there. A lot of which have given people nostalgia? I remember Stick War, Raze and SFH, Henry Stickmin, and a lot more games out there I'm forgetting. *Those,* were free. *THOSE,* WERE GREAT. Not like the giant majority of mobile games that plague Google Play and the App Store.
Don’t forget Homescapes and it’s clones! All the ads are showing “pull the pin” puzzles and logic puzzles, when (according to the reviews) it’s actually just a Candy Crush clone. And the Gardenscapes ads always have the same “story premise” of “this woman’s husband (who happens to be the mascot of Homescapes) kicked her and her young daughter out of their home to make room for another woman and now she has to live on her own in this old dilapidated hovel and she’s terrible at everything so she needs you to help her” Honestly, corporate greed is slowly killing the entire entertainment industry.
and that game will soon be thrown into the pit of “somewhat decent games” after it dies being overthrown by another game that is, yet again, only popular because pewdiepie played it
In my opinion Soul knight (top down shooter game with rogue like elements and themes), Tavern rumble (A rogue, turn based, card game like slay the spire), UnCiv (turn based strat game similar to civ 5 but it is light, pixelated, and community driven), And Mekorama (3D puzzle game) are some of the currently best free "hidden" gems in the playstore that I happily played and really enjoyed. (Apart from the classics ofc. And there is yet more to be uncovered underneath the garbage of apps. Also by hidden I mean it is not as knowned or as popular. )
I like Black Survival(Archbears) and Love Idol(Sunbee Soft). Black survival is a strategy game that has this unique 2d 10 players (1v1) which makes the game hard, but overall this game is amazing. Love Idol however doesn't have a great art style in comparison to BS BUT you can play it offline AND it doesn't bombard you with ads! Salfy the downside of Love Idol is that it hasn't updated yet...
@@Poulutumurnu I have no idea, but EA somehow found a way. When I was playing it, I couldn't move the blocks at all to the positions I wanted them or rotate them. I tried everything like tapping and other various actions on the blocks and other areas on the screen. Nothing much happened. There were no virtual buttons or anything so I just quit and deleted it
@@tuxedobird I don't remember this exact one it was either regular Tetris or Tetris Blitz. I found it hard to control the blocks. It also could've been my older phone since I had an iPhone 7 when I downloaded it
Ok I gotta admit i wasn’t paying attention so when you did the “crab god” skit I kept on clicking skip ad and yeah you got me good one! I’m gonna like the video just for that gave me a good chuckle
The worst thing is called “ 69 runner” that is just like the beat saber ripoff but with 69 songs. The songs on the add that I saw on UA-cam was uncensored, so I was trying to show my dad a cool game and all the sudden “ pop these n-words with bleep bleep bleep”
The worst mobile game I've ever played? Kick the buddy. They FORCE you to have an internet connection just so they can shove millions of ads down your throat, all in about 2 minutes.
@@Fourhasseenenough it all happened because of save the girl if that did not exit then the game would have remain good I remember playing it in 2018 and 2019
Rovio unfortunately got greedy later too, and now the original angry birds games are filled with shitty ads and/or replaced with games that are just milking their own idea to death to get more money.
@@capitalcoffee7514 I completely agree. The original game, and probably the better games that didn't seem to do as well are gone. Angry birds epic was my first type of game that's sorta an RPG and it was my childhood. But it got removed because they want people to not bother updating them to be better
But there's a game that made me think that it's the new raid shadow legends. And it's Guardian Tales. I have seen these Guardian Tales ads almost EVERY SINGLE time!
@hell ño They also aren't doing anything about the extremely toxic sonic community and they also fired the voice actor of sonic completely just for a tv show
Hey guys! An update:
I plan to actually start doing weekly uploads soon. So that's pretty neat. I have a big one planned next going up in these next two weeks then it's weekly uploads from then on. Thanks for sticking by the channel! How have y'all been?
ALSO: There's an editing error near the end of the video where there is supposed to be text on screen but it just says "I". Very epic indeed.
Pp
Big PP
@@emeraldsky2823 pp
Yes
@@mistyjones9831 pp
Y’all ever get the ads that show “gameplay” and it’s literally NOTHING like the game they’re advertising
**cough cough** homescapes **cough cough**
You mean pretty much any mobile game ad? Because that's how you describe one of those.
Yeeeeeeeeeee. I was a house building game and the ad was just a minecraft player building a house a house, now, I've never played this game, but dollars to donut it's nothing like minecraft
lauren p. *cough cough* Lily’s Garden
I downloaded one, the game was pretty easy but the ad scam demo was pretty hard to control, smh
Ps: h o m e s c a p e s
Maybe the reason only 1% can reach level 3 is because 99% of people would rather look at water evaporating than play these games
"before we get back to this fascinating evaporation a short word from our sponcer
RAID: Shadowlegends"
Raosts
Yes this was a meme man meme
Oman!
Hey that's a good idea! "Water Evaporation Simulator"
Or a sixth game from bethesd and rockstar
I immediately had the instinct to hit that skip ad button and my monkey brain was confused.
Agreed
Craft Warrior
Literally came to comments to say the same! 🤣
So I'm not alone...
I was just about to comment that. I guess there's no need.
The smallest things in the universe:
Atom
Quark
Planck Particle
The (X) on the mobile game ads
And also the brain of the voodoo company
You forgot my peeepee
And the most small thing is…!
*drumroll please*
The brain of the person who invented these awful types of mobile game ads.
@@_reb0og y e s
@@_reb0og I freaking hate whoever did that and plagued the app / play store
The worst kind of add trick you to think there's a mini-game but when you click it takes you to the app store to download the game. =(
I agree
Those adds are too evil for the devil.
Yes or when they put an x on it but it's fake and the real x is a small >>> button that I didn't notice :(
Those kind of ads are terrible, totally agree that they are the worst ad trick
I hate those with a burning passion
Don't forget the, "I can't get past pink" ads
Translucent Cloud ‘99% can’t reach pink colour’ when it makes no logical sense to the game their playing xD
When they say they can't reach pink and there isn't even a pink color
When they say they can't reach pink colour and it's a game where you shave other peoples' beards.
@sluttyMapleSyrup Not a child, a toddler.
God I hate those
That "minimalist art style" is even worse
Most of the time they're default unity models
And the other times the ads are just cyanide and happiness if it had depression.
I KNOW RIGHT I HATE THIS SO MUCH
idk what the heck even happened to mobile game models, because i feel like before mobile game models were more better than now
@@subnauticaispog7580 dosent it already have the big sad?
Yeah, making goddamn games like that are ultra easy, I am an inexperienced programmar and I can make those with minimal efforts and time
Also there are so many "free money" games that seem like definite scams.
Well some work, and then pay out like 25 cent for a 1 hour task
omg I bought space using this app 😱
Remember those ads scamming Robux... man they are worst that those ones
Bro those are so annoying
I get bombarded with them when I try to play a game on my phone
They make you deposit like 10 bucks, and 95% of the time, you get nothing back. It’s bs
The worst ads:
You get a demo 😀
You lose: the game: Retry
You: retry
The game: sorry no retry, go get our game instead!
Yup I fell for that mutiple times
Simple, just beat the demo you noob peasant
And if you lose just keep getting ads till you get the ad again
Can relate
Abraham Etienne lol usually the ones that force you to lose and some losses
the other worst ads: after a video without an option to close, you get a demo and is IMMEDIATELY sent to the google play store
It is evolving, just backwards.
Yes
so its devolving
@@hypa9995 it's a meme
Stolen meme
@@akhimahathir2004 meme is meme
Ever played flying gorilla? Its a true artistic masterpiece of mobile apps
just downloaded it thanks
Yeah I have all the gorillas!!! (Including the human)
Ngl I don't like the change for diamonds, the eggs were better
@@ruefysh9576 true, like this if youre a classic flying gorilla fan
Nope
"Watch Ads or die".
Me: "I choose die".
*Me dies and goes to Heaven*
God: "This Heaven is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legend".
Me: "Goddamnit!"
This is precisely exactly why I do not want and or need any afterlife. There is already quite enough chaotic forces of both objective heaven and objective hell on this planet currently.
Plot twist: you went to Hell, not Heaven.
@@TenereAMir Seems about correct Actually.
For all the war crimes i have committed this is a fate i would never wish upon my worst enemy
Hell*
So I wasn’t paying attention, doodling and all that, and tapped your fake “skip ad” button.
Omg same here lmao
Same for me.
Omg me too and i read this comment but I still clicked it 😂
Lol
Ah, I see you're a person of Kaoru as well
They totally missed the opportunity to call that game "Karen Simulator."
It actually used to be called that
That’s what they advertised it as
I guess they didn’t Kare(n) enough
@@theguythatasked6400 Nice one
@@theguythatasked6400 nice
I laughed
dont forget about legally skilled
legally a pumpkin
Legally poop
Molono *G R E G*
legally illegal
legally legal
Sometimes I feel like there's this massive agenda where they allow these horrible ads simply because they make "normal" ads look more appealing and not as annoying.
Based Point.
wait but that might work, if normal adverts are more appealing these companies might start making good ads that actually make sense
2010 mobile game ads: hey, i think you would like this game
2020 mobile game ads: *PRO VS NOOB* , *MOM VS DAD* , *99.99 PERCENT CANT BEAT THIS LEVEL*
Yep....
Yup
That 99.99% is people that hate the ads so much they don't play
@@NtronX-gs4xr you're subs level 26
Or the one for AFK where that asshole is like "this ad looks nothing like the game but I'm playing it anyway".
The whole "vibrant naked dude" 'art style' exists because those are stock models. In fact, all the Stack Colors main character animations are stock, the creators didn't use a single non stock model except some cubes.
that is lazy
@@inactiveaccount7728 And straight up hideous people who say Minceraft had bad graphics will immediately forget what they were complaining about
Yeah i had suspected that the man was a model bc i see him in literally EVERY game
@@inactiveaccount7728 They did it to maximize profit, they didn't want to spend a DIME on the quality.
@@fantasticgood5403 or undertale too
Undertale hAS bAd gRaphIcS
Ads that I see 24/7:
-Free Money games
-"i can't reach pink color"
-My Mom 😂 vs My Dad 😤
-Get freeeee ROBUX!
-some rip off of a game.
and finally, the worst ones of all....
-"ONLY 1% CAN BEAT THIS" **shows the most easiest thing**
SAAAAMMMEEE
dont forget If yOu FiNIsh tgis You arE LegGaly SmArt
If U fInIShhh dis uR leGaLlY a PuMpkIn
Ads i get
-free money
-IH777
-Mom vs Dad
-an ad that uses a video of a different more popular game
-ads that intentionally be bad so people try to see how bad it actually is
@@GhaniKeSawah LOL I KNOW IH77
Can you talk about how over sexualized game ads are becoming? Specifically towards women? It’s really creepy, especially since these games are obviously being marketed towards children.
Blame horny American people wanting to buy those games made by Chinese developers!
Blame the ads company. I still remember when the genshin ads are typical mobile games cringe ads with actors. Nowadays they use actual gameplay.
@@kaka09876543210 Sky children of the light also has gameplay ads. I already had the game, though. If they changed it since 2-3 years ago which is when I saw the ad thenn... Uhhh
Yep, and some of the situations they put the female characters in in these ads border on torture porn, BDSM, or some really weird shit but are clearly tinge with sexualization to anyone with a couple brain cells. Meanwhile the game is most likely one of those scummy, moneygrab matching games. I can’t remember exactly which ad or game it was, but one bothered me so much that I actually sent e-mails to Google, the app dev and I think I left a Play Store review. Normally I just look at them weird, roll my eyes and move on but whatever that particular ad was… was bad.
8/6/22 🌙 210
i keep getting this ad that keeps zooming in and focussing on this womans tatas for an uncomfortable amount of time
just why
The worst part is those ads that you can interact with but at the end say tap the screen but it just leads to the appstore page
ikr there are even some who pretend to be interactable but whem you click it it's just a still image and sends you to the appstore, tbh i think that should be illegall.
*pain intensefies*
They're wasting their money on self-inflicted click fraud lol
Or the ads with a fake x in the corner.
Especially when what they advertise isnt the real game
One of my friends started worshipping crabs a while ago
I’m scared
What did you do?
Pp
Cook and eat the crab infront of him
Worshipping the crab is heresy.
All hail our lord and savior Cthulhu!
~~~~0(PH MGLW NAFH CTHULHU R LYEH WGAN NAGL FHTAGN)0~~~~
Join them. Lets us commence into the ritual.
are you my lost cousin?
And then they have those disgusting “call me a legend” ads that say crap like “feel me” and “touch me” and shows a cursors clicking on a woman’s body parts. It’s disgusting.
I think it was call me emperor but I don't know because there's so many of them. I found out it's an entire genre in China. All these games based in the same setting with similar characters, a similar story, similar gameplay and even similar ads.
The gameplay is nothing like the ads but I struggle to even call it gameplay at all. It's a menu simulator with battles you watch sometimes and features that actively encourage the whales to bully everyone else.
Edit: So I found the exact game you mentioned. It's a war game. Which isn't original either. I got it mixed up with something else because mobile devs are so unoriginal they steal names as well as ads and concepts.
@hell no I'm a male but that's still f*cking disgusting
It is...
I saw one with an “xray” and the person in the ad was like super close to her crotch area and like making it almost go over then taking it back. same happened with the chest. It’s fucking deplorable and it should be banned.
Yeah it should be banned
Imagine a rich gamer got so angry that the ads pop up at his phone everyday he sued all the bad game company out there
My nephew when he is allowed to have his screen time unfortunately has all these poorly made apps. He sees these crappy ads and has the urge to download practically every game. And THEN he’s willing to sit through the ridiculous amount of ads. As savantics stated it is gullible children that fuel the cheap app industry.
Saphira Dragoon I’d system wipe the device every time
Yep
The games I have are almost all editors choice or games Taht only ahve progress ads
No of these horrible games
I quit mobile gaming after I bought a Switch.
And those shitty mobile games are coming to the switch. Ironic isn’t it
Get him call of duty mobile and dead by daylight mobile
This is just sad, these kids don't even know what a good mobile game even is.
i have a theory: mobile game devs say “95% can’t beat level 2” in their ads to make people that do play it feel better about themselves
Well it actually does the opposite ( for me )
Well if your dumb enough to download the game...
Bro I always downloaded games because of that-
I wanted to prove it wasn’t hard lmao
I was an idiot
@@That_Isabelle that's how they get ya
No no child they are fucking adopted and have stage 4 cancer :)
I’m shocked that you didn’t mention all the false advertising, especially homescapes- I hate that so much
Reply for self-remind
Yes
Homescapes used to have ads actaully about the game, but then they got desperate.
bostin yeah that’s when I started hating them
Those are in the game actually but they come like in every 10 levels or something. Definitely not what the game is about but they're there.
*ad ends*
*there’s a 5 second timer until you can close it*
*it doesn’t really close but is just a pop up to their download page*
*after closing the pop up you have to wait five seconds again*
*the real close button is only 3 pixels wide*
*if you mis tap you get send to their download site*
*you go back to the game you were playing but the app froze and then crashes*
*reloading the game, another ad appears*
5 seconds what games you playing I wait 12
The cycle continues, _ad infinitum_
If this is bad enough, wait until the ads download malware into your devices just because you pressed the 'x'.
Me: *turns off wifi*
Game: you’re not supposed to do that .-.
One game i played just put a ad to its premium version if it did not have wifi
Is it fancade lol
@@karol6257 bruh
They now download ads on yoir device, so disabling wifi does nothing
I use a better method of using up all my mobile data, so the game thinks I have wifi , but it can't reach any servers to show ads. Works with all the Sonic The Hedgehog games
Savantics : Ads are the worst thing your eyes wi-
UA-cam : *EAT THAT DOUBLE AD SISTER*
It’s gotten worse because now they pop up in the middle of ASMR vids so instead of relaxing I panic
@sluttyMapleSyrup These ads were like : HI LETS GO INTO THIS VIDEO SHALL WE
God, I hate those double ads!
@@Hynotama Same
"This video is sponsored by:raid shadow legend"in a nutshell
the girl in save the girl makes me want to not save the girl
Mattshea lol
Anti simp
And the dude in pull the pin
I will do the OPPOSITE of saving the girl. I will put her in the place she DESERVES
painedfetus you should watch GrayStillPlays
The ad taking me to the app store after I missed the x by 1 millimeter
That intro with Mr. Krabs made me die of laughter, on how accurate that was.
Karbs?
@@evthespineconfiscator8652 Carbs
@@evthespineconfiscator8652 Carbohydrates
These unplayable "mobile games" were probably programmed by Mr. Krabs.
mr krabs would never spend his precious money on an ad campaign, at least not ones like these
Ads:😐
Playable adds:😁
Fake playable adds that take you to the play store:😩
Fake playable ads that have fake x’s:🤬😭
i show mercy to playable ads DEPENDING on what kind of content they are showing me
*RELATABLE*
The worst ones are ads that directly takes you to the game store at the end even if you never pressed anything
@@milodiin true true
THIS VIDEO IS SPOSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
people who make normal ads: **goes to heaven**
people who make playable ads: **goes to super heaven**
people who make fake playable ads: **goes to hell**
people who make fake x buttons: **goes to a place worse than hell**
Theres always the people that literally raid the local African Indian orphanage and kidnap children and force them to make this game yet they don't even know the alphabet, and fills your phone with no much adware the ads themselves get interrupted and your battery explodes
While also making hell.exe crash and corrupt all the system32 files
(Exaggeration)
They go to saten and hades then get struck by lightning
@@windows-kx1of yes
@@windows-kx1of totally
people who use the same actor who thought would look like a reviewer: *goes to a place even worse than a place worse than hell*
Honestly so true. In the adds, they show HomeScapes as a henry stickman type game where you use items to save a guy, but in reality, it's a candy crush game
Same way I justifed "save the girl".
also evony with those “pull the pin to get the treasure” ads, and lords mobile with that ad where you attack soldiers with lower numbers than you to get a higher number
The scariest thing in this video is that a company is actively paying money to advertise a bottle flipping game in 2020
@Bruh Moment kids just dont know better you cant really blame them
Dude I saw a FIDGET SPINNER ad not too long ago. THAT is scary
It pretty fucking effective in a business stand point i mean do you see how much their making
I have that game and tbh it’s not that bad.
@@theanarchistocelot1620 its not that its bad, its that its a *dead fucking meme*
Those ones with like the scanner over women's bodies and it moves the scanner and like...the scanning thing undresses the women? Blech. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I get that WAY too often and I was like sir is this even allowed to be advertised
they clearly aiming for pervy 12 yos, and somehow it worked out
I hate those
I get it so often when I play among us on mobile. it's fucking disgusting
Same disgusting like showing that women are objects we aren’t that ew and I hate it. I always get these adds while playing good games that aren’t like that.
The worst tipe of ads in my opinion are the ones that after they end they send you instantly to install that thing even tho you didn't even touch the screen
@@Rimikshi or when they put a fake x on screen just to make you click the ad
those ads are the worst imo
That.
That should be illegal.
And then you lose the reward you were watching the ad for!! It's so infuriating!!
@Kevin Wong I've never seen a Original Among Us add
But there's a Among Us from Paraguay
The name's Impostor Solo Kill
@@etps4444 OOOH I HATE THAT
Finally,someone covering this.....for so long I thought shitty games are always on top charts and deserving games are not even near to them for ex skullgirls.....it deserved more than getting 4.3/5 in terms of reviews
anybody getting those “rise of kingdoms” ads, those are so bad that I think my brain died after watching them
aah, yes. i got 2 of them.. in this video
"No! he took my wife, I'll make a literal empire and raid them"
John Coutu same man, same...
Hitbox lol, that’s the way most of those “rise of kingdoms” ads are, there are THAT bad...
@@thecommentingkid1499 They aren't even trying at this point
I actually clicked on the skip on the fake ad
😂😂me too
Big Oof. It do be like that Thoo. :(
we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
I also did
Yep me too
This shit is why appstores desperately need at least a minimal ammount of quality control. Blatantly predatory games, games that look like they were developed in 5 minutes, clones, and stuff that I'm surprised haven't incurred lawsuits.
Reminds me of Steam and the money-hungry devs that do basically the same thing same with low-quality games. Tons of needless, soulless sequels that are virtually no different from their predecessors, blatant asset flips, you name it. Unlike the App Store, I believe Steam has cracked down on this, but don’t quote me on that.
The App Store/Google Play Store is like the Wii!
THERE'S LITTLE TO NO QUALITY CONTROL!
Seriously just like shovelware on the Wii/XBOX 360, these games are super minimalistic, 95% of them are terrible, and just exist just make cash off of unsuspecting people! They aren't fun or innovative, they're rely on modern memes and trends, lack little to no effort, and like I said, just exist as cheap, soulless cash-grabs. I'm not saying ALL mobile games are terrible, but these mentioned in this video and more come across as unoriginal and boring, instead of fun and brings something new to the table!
"Contains ads • Includes in-app purchases" text found in google play app's page is now a red flag
U missed one!
“I cAnT gEt To ThE pInK cOlOr!”
The game:
Tap the screen three times
Just shapes and beats just throwing pink at your face:we dont do that here
Save the Girl? Literally, "Save the Girl?" That has to be, if not, one of the worst titles for a mobile game. Just like the other game that's made by Lion Studios called "Pull Him Out." Either the game developer is literally a child, or they can't come up with the game title in the game that's creative, and not so crappy.
I agree
Well at least the game looks like the ads.
I kinda like the game but the title is weird
Those games are semi-parodies, making fun of the stupidity of those ads and also offering up the actual game you'd see in, per say a gardenscapes ad.
Why use this crappy game when Henry Stickmin exists
I once found a mobile "game" that wasn't even a real game. It would play an ad then take you to an endless loading screen that stops at the halfway point.
And if youre patiant and wait...you get another add and see how the loading bar has reset right?
Name please
Whats the game called
see cant give a name sometimes stories are fake people
@@whyar3y0uga34 tbh i cant remember what that piece of crap was called and i dont rly wanna try to find it..
More people gotta follow your lead and call out this awful bullsh*t that companies are doing. instant sub
I'll take it over that "Pregnant Baby Elsa Oobleck Ear Surgery" stuff.
Albert stuff
dude i remember playing those types of games on flash websites when i has like 7
@@RalseiSmokinAFatBlunt same!, I was obsessed with Baby Hazel
*Mickey mouse babie dead in gas explosion*
@@raiinefall same
Mobile games in 2012: Welcome to heaven
Mobile games in 2020: Welcome to hell. But you must watch an Ad to spend 1 second
Yes
2003 Honda Accord
Sounds about right
@@robertgray1811 1995 Vauxhall Carlton
@@robertgray1811 lets race
Sure, mobile game ads are terrible, but have you reached pink colour?
I did. I never seen such beautiful site after
No, it’s so hard!
I did it by grinding 50 gems/hour and now I reached beyond pink
I GOT PINKISH LEVEL
My whole game was pink at one point. It was glorious. I've never felt more euphoric.
She : talking about "save the girl ads"
Me : oh yes finally somebody talking about my nightmares
The ads be like: THIS GAME GIVES YOU REAL!! MONEY, NOT CLICKBAIT, NOT HACKS, 100% REAL MONEY DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!!
!1!1!1!
75 percent of the ads i get are those
That will be Pusher mania
@Roofed BG I know
lOlLi gIvE fReE bItCOiN
Gaming ads when they finally reach pink color:
*”Odin is with us!”*
Ahhh Assassin's Creed Valhalla reference 👌
@@misinformation2516 eyyyy
Anime nerd takeover
I also played a lot of these „free to play“ mobile games but only when I was addicted to Amphetamin. This is no joke, the moment I got clean and my brain started workin properly again I could not bring myself to play anymore.
Richard Cheese :0 That says something about the games 👀
sounds about right
I think “Drop the Number” is the worst. There’s ads abt every second where you like it or not and basically all the ads the buttons to skip are so small that you cant skip it AND half the time the ad glitches and you have to reboot ur device just to be able to play the game again.
When the person playing the game fails intentionally saying things like “if you pass this you’re legally skilled” i just scream
Yes
I cant believe this woman didn't say anything about Raid: Shadow Legends.
keeping her options open just in case she wants to shell out to Raid
Atleast that game got memes for us
rise of kingdoms / clssh of clans?
@@GGamerLiam coc is a patient game and don't even have ads. That's why gems are expensive
@@GGamerLiam can't say the same bout rise of kingdoms
Fun fact about the idle home makeover: they stole clips from Minecraft and tried it play it off as their game
A game called Surviveks did that too
BadContentHDOfficial ah ok
>:((!!
Yes but the game is better now and they stopped and youst reel gamplay fore ads
@@MegaMegakevin it still sucks though
This is why I think Apple Arcade was a good move on Apple's part. Yes it's a subscription service, but it offers actual quality mobile games that all are guaranteed not to have hindering ads and monetization.
yes but it sucks for kids whose parents dont wanna buy a subscription
i WAS playing STARDEW VALLEY but then I DIDNT HAVE MONEY >:[
now i prolly gotta convince my dad to buy the game on my computer
I keep getting ads for this mobile game named "Puppy town", where this asian guy talks in broken english about how he got tons of free money (in cash, and he holds up about 20 $100 bills to the camera) just by playin this mobile game , which is probably trash and made in a shady game software.
I hate those sus ass "make money quick" apps
Ugh
ohhhh you mean THAT one? yeah, it's really annoying.
I get plinko master ads. Broken english at some sort of restaurant...
Fucking hell every one is about paypall
Yea stupid also even the playable ads from that are broken
“Mobile game ads are bad”
*Mafia City is typing...*
*pump like that intensifies*
*Call me Legend is talking*
Old games are chatting
That's how mafia works?
Coc That Hired Liam Neeson just for a Ad:Crying Thumbs Up Cat
I've actually never seen an ad for "Save the Girl". I guess God loves me.
lucky
I see them way too much.
Lucky! I have seen them so many times.
It makes sense he is a prime he get to be save
Lucky
I hate so much when an easy puzzle is shown, and they act like "I caNt bEAtLevel 3!🥺" It just grinds my bones.
Me with wifi off so ads can't be shown to me: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead.
The ad plays anyways
Me:NANI?
Game: An internet connection is required in order to play this game.
Some still play but when you get a ad blocker you’re good
Turning off my device's Wifi - the oldest trick in the book, and has worked consistently for at least a half-decade straight.
And people STILL haven't found a way to cram these ads in your face without WiFi!
Some games download adds in advance and others wont let you play at all
Save the girl is a poor man’s Henry stickmin, Change my mind.
I wheezed, turned into a kettle, then for some reason started shaking at this lmao-
@Competition For LOST lmfao nah
LOWFRAMEBLOX I’m dumb sorry
nah, a poor man's henry stickmin is a pirated version of the new game
@@vrooomvrooom230 you're not wrong
THERE ARE GAMES THAT GIVE YOU ADS WHEN YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN UNPAUSABLE ROUND
Nocturna of the NightWings I never said they were online, I said they got you killed in a round
@Nocturna of the NightWings i once played one of those games where the AI is so stupid that all it did was run around in circles and literally nothing else
these games are targeting adults not children. kids don't have credit cards
kids can steal parents credit cards
Jokes on u I have GoHenry 😎
When I saw Angry Birds in the beginning sequence, I cried deep inside...
UPDATE: they brought back the original games in their former glory
Always has been.
Angry birds was one of my childhood games
I remember playing angry birds on the McDonald's tablets they have at the kids section
Your so old that DoDo birds was your first meal!!!! But for real Angry Birds was my jam back in 2012
*FRICKIN 2012*
mobile games be like: "hey theres a game in my ads!"
Lol
Theres a snake in my booty
@@ishowslow5796 uhhh u need help??
@@dainty3614 help
Chiaki-
The worst thing about those games isn't their absolute shit of a business strategy. It's their programing.
They use this weird physics motor to run a 3d model (Both of them likely made in Unity) when ot would look more appealing, use less battery, and take less space out of your phone, if they used 2D.
That's the real kicker. Give some mid decade mobile games credit, at least the developers gave a damn about stealing your money. This is bottom barrel tier trash.
hell, it might save em a buck or two, and it'd look better even if they used MS paint
Candy Crush uses AI and machine learning to rig and control the candy drops in such a way you'll get like 2 or 3 moves to victory when you ran out of moves, prompting you to buy the extra moves and/or boosters. Match-3 games usually rely on RNG for pieces to drop but not in Candy Crush!! Not surprising considering King invested billion$ in AI and machine learning.
@@r.a.6459 Yeah but Candy Crush is an actually good game besides it's marketing. I can't see another way to explain how my mom has been playing that for like 9 years at least.
@@azekia because the devs fine tuned the game to perfection, making players addicted and good player-to-payer conversion rate... they read hundreds of research papers about human psychology
This video is 8 months old and I swear it still can apply to this day. I downloaded Paper.io 2 and you are literally forced to get an ad every 3 kills and you get another ad after the round. It makes me sad because I remember playing the first Paper.io years ago and it didn't nearly have as much ads and it was still super fun to play. Also so many of the ads for shitty mobile games involve among us characters so they're still using trends for advertising 😩
"Kid sees this and accidentally sends parents into dept"
*laughing hysterically*
I have a stupid sense of humour
Debt
Damn I wish I was as quirky as you
@@justbecause7402 lol
No, you have a point. Shitty premium deals cost $8 a week nowdays
The add person: *OmG i CaNt BeAt ThIs LeVeL aFtEr 300 TrIes* 😭
The game: put the ball in the cup
Ive gotten an ad that showed a woman going crazy because she couldn't complete a very simple lvl in tangle master
It could be hard if you needed to throw it into the cup from really far and the cup being really small
Save the girl type games have actually ruined the app store. Remember homescapes and gardenscapes? They used to be alright but now their ads follow the same premise and art style
now i feel young, being in the generation of memes and absurd mobile games
I've seen even more of the same ads I'm fucking fuming
State of Survival is the most misleading ad I have ever seen.. even the game is actually not bad
perfect world mobile ads annoys me all the fucking time
I feel betrayed by them
"dude i'm so depressed"
"what can i do to help you?"
"car."
remember when mobile games were actually good? I mean, remember games like jetpack joyride, angry birds, my singing monsters, temple run and especially, dan the man
*And My Singing Monsters
*and angry birds?
There are actually quite some good mobile games out there.
They are just thrown to the bottom because the other games...
My alt account, very true
Among us is a great mobile game
When your 5-year-old sister has all these games on her phone.
Burn it, BURN THE PHONE
Ohh no
My friend has and likes those types of games for some reason :/
Why does a 5 year old have a phone what
@@screwtapee it was my mom's old iphone s I think so it's not that much, she can't even text people so it's not that big of a deal, she just plays games.
I haven't played a mobile game in a long while so I recently tried out Bitlife (cause my friends was playing it). Somewhat liked the game but ads were just everywhere. And the game was freezing up horribly. Finally died and uninstalled the game. It was a nightmare.
I got bitizen and I enjoy the game but yea ads are annoying as hell
Wanna hear the worst part, even when there isn't any internet, it still plays it's own Bitzen ad. Like, they physically programmed a video advertisement in their game and you can't avoid it
@@RaiRaiRaven Wtf, can they even make money from offline ads 🤔?! (Also that's 1000IQ, I never thought to turn off my internet.)
@@B1ueJesta Nah they can't, but it's so annoying that they play their own ad just so people would pay them to turn it off.
You know that you can hack these type of trash ass games right and yeah i do that
Thank you for having a brain and not supporting these games. No joke, you are a good person.
sinful puzzle has the worst ads ever, look them up, but make sure nobody else is there to judge you for it
Me: "I wish mobile games didn't suck like they do now."
People: "Well you can't complain because it's a free game."
My response to someone saying that: *BEGONE KNAVE!*
Free to start, pay to enjoy
I mean, flash games existed.
There was some quality stuff for free over there.
A lot of which have given people nostalgia?
I remember Stick War, Raze and SFH, Henry Stickmin, and a lot more games out there I'm forgetting.
*Those,* were free.
*THOSE,* WERE GREAT.
Not like the giant majority of mobile games that plague Google Play and the App Store.
@@FireSw0rd1374 I love Henry Stickmin.
@@Rajang6 well you're in luck, puffballs united released the whole series and a new game on steam.
I can't buy it yet but I heard it's good.
Don’t forget Homescapes and it’s clones! All the ads are showing “pull the pin” puzzles and logic puzzles, when (according to the reviews) it’s actually just a Candy Crush clone. And the
Gardenscapes ads always have the same “story premise” of “this woman’s husband (who happens to be the mascot of Homescapes) kicked her and her young daughter out of their home to make room for another woman and now she has to live on her own in this old dilapidated hovel and she’s terrible at everything so she needs you to help her”
Honestly, corporate greed is slowly killing the entire entertainment industry.
"I like money."
"What inspires you?"
*"Money"*
Free mobile games be like:
“There is one decent game among us....”
Soul knight
and that game will soon be thrown into the pit of “somewhat decent games” after it dies being overthrown by another game that is, yet again, only popular because pewdiepie played it
In my opinion Soul knight (top down shooter game with rogue like elements and themes), Tavern rumble (A rogue, turn based, card game like slay the spire), UnCiv (turn based strat game similar to civ 5 but it is light, pixelated, and community driven), And Mekorama (3D puzzle game) are some of the currently best free "hidden" gems in the playstore that I happily played and really enjoyed. (Apart from the classics ofc. And there is yet more to be uncovered underneath the garbage of apps. Also by hidden I mean it is not as knowned or as popular. )
At least no ads in Eve echoes
I like Black Survival(Archbears) and Love Idol(Sunbee Soft). Black survival is a strategy game that has this unique 2d 10 players (1v1) which makes the game hard, but overall this game is amazing. Love Idol however doesn't have a great art style in comparison to BS BUT you can play it offline AND it doesn't bombard you with ads! Salfy the downside of Love Idol is that it hasn't updated yet...
The worst mobile game I've played was this Tetris game that was developed by EA
I agree! Way to ruin such a classic game 😞 Fortunately, the original and other actual good versions are still out there and popular.
Howcan you even ruin controls as simples as tetris
@@Poulutumurnu I have no idea, but EA somehow found a way. When I was playing it, I couldn't move the blocks at all to the positions I wanted them or rotate them. I tried everything like tapping and other various actions on the blocks and other areas on the screen. Nothing much happened. There were no virtual buttons or anything so I just quit and deleted it
Which one? The one I play got “retired” in May, haven’t tried anything else.
@@tuxedobird I don't remember this exact one it was either regular Tetris or Tetris Blitz. I found it hard to control the blocks. It also could've been my older phone since I had an iPhone 7 when I downloaded it
Ok I gotta admit i wasn’t paying attention so when you did the “crab god” skit I kept on clicking skip ad and yeah you got me good one! I’m gonna like the video just for that gave me a good chuckle
The worst thing is called “ 69 runner” that is just like the beat saber ripoff but with 69 songs. The songs on the add that I saw on UA-cam was uncensored, so I was trying to show my dad a cool game and all the sudden “ pop these n-words with bleep bleep bleep”
"pop these n words with bleep bleep bleep"
The worst mobile game I've ever played? Kick the buddy. They FORCE you to have an internet connection just so they can shove millions of ads down your throat, all in about 2 minutes.
before 2020 it use to be good
@@canthisduckreach1ksubs278 exactly.
@@Fourhasseenenough it all happened because of save the girl if that did not exit then the game would have remain good I remember playing it in 2018 and 2019
@@canthisduckreach1ksubs278 yes
@@Fourhasseenenough I wish that save the girl did not exist
Mobile games: hey, hey, h--
Blockada: *_Leave._*
Mobile games: But my adverti...
Blockada: *cocks gun* _I wasn't asking_
Your pfp-
@@youstolekokichispanta8468 It makes me really uncomfortable
holy mother of hallaloolia your pfp is gonna make me not sleep today, cause its plain dark in my house.
1:31 you forgot "pink color" in the list of words that every advertisement has in it
"I can't reach pink color"
"How do I get pink color"
Bruh i found several ads that say "Play this game and you'l get money on Paypal" obviosly fake
Plingo ball flashbacks
The biggest problem with those is that people believe them
And they try to target young people. They show a fun game but then they just say on the top “win money!” like wtf
It's like honey but somehow even more shoved in your face.
Helvijs Krastiņš And they have the obviously photoshopped checks on them 💀
Finnish people: *makes angry birds*
Angry Birds: *popular*
Games that gives u an ad every 30 seconds: *hippity hoppity your popularity is my property*
Im from finland
@@orangejuiceisagooddrink.5205 Do you like OJ, like the CR content creator.
@@danielthomas6652 i like orange juice
Rovio unfortunately got greedy later too, and now the original angry birds games are filled with shitty ads and/or replaced with games that are just milking their own idea to death to get more money.
@@capitalcoffee7514 I completely agree. The original game, and probably the better games that didn't seem to do as well are gone. Angry birds epic was my first type of game that's sorta an RPG and it was my childhood. But it got removed because they want people to not bother updating them to be better
The kids in Hyper School are gonna get Corona smh my head...
Eli Loechel shaking my head my head?
@@atree9284 yes
I'm trying to shake my head my head, but each time I try, I end up slaughtering an entire family! Can someone help me?
They're gonna get chroma virus
@@graham._.cracker Oof, maybe lessen the intensity
Your ad was so much better than the ads we get these days.
“This video is sponsered by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”
I don't think raid shadow legends is in this category
@@iexist1300 Yeah, because it even worse. This game is basicaly gacha game, which will try to steal your money.
@@ДанилУжегов-у3х oof
But there's a game that made me think that it's the new raid shadow legends.
And it's Guardian Tales.
I have seen these Guardian Tales ads almost EVERY SINGLE time!
“If you wanna have a bad time, play this,” while “Bonetrousle” is playing in the background. How ironic.
Oh look a gd player
albinocat2637 yes
Be like Mojang, A non money-hungry company that sometimes listens to their players
@@PNGANIMATES :
@hell ño They also aren't doing anything about the extremely toxic sonic community and they also fired the voice actor of sonic completely just for a tv show
Minecoins: am I a joke to you
@@RandallAgent 55% percent of mobile MC players: yes. Yes you are.
@@RandallAgent who need minecoin when you could download addon
IKR!! The ads today and most of mobile games are atrocious!