Boofed and Spooked - Ep. 75

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @Jay-tj7rk
    @Jay-tj7rk 2 роки тому +325

    Damn you Poob, providing 80% of this podcast's content. Give him a raise

  • @michaelmcarthur2944
    @michaelmcarthur2944 2 роки тому +388

    After listening to poob describe how he accidentally drunkenly smooth talked his way into a high class hotel and then got a bunch of free food and drinks with the giants, then left with a handful of pastries, I can understand how he convinced everyone that that was just a pillow in that garbage bag.
    His charisma stat is too high

    • @d1rtydan189
      @d1rtydan189 Рік тому +43

      "He can't keep getting away with it!"

    • @Chase345-o8c
      @Chase345-o8c Рік тому +4

      Y’all stay bouncing up and down on his cok 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @borpapant
      @borpapant Рік тому

      @@Chase345-o8cdoes your mom look through your phone? is that why you can’t say cock?

    • @yourguysheppy
      @yourguysheppy Рік тому +4

      INT 1
      CHA 10

    • @michaelmcarthur2944
      @michaelmcarthur2944 Рік тому +11

      @@Chase345-o8c how did penis get brought into this

  • @notyetlemn
    @notyetlemn 2 роки тому +417

    The poob hotel story is the most insane shit I've heard in a while, and I thought the fact that he tried to assimilate into a graduate program was deranged.

    • @AllenGray47
      @AllenGray47 2 роки тому +49

      For real, he needs a series of short films based off these stories

    • @JC-ul6cw
      @JC-ul6cw 2 роки тому +18

      What episode was that story again it was hilarious

    • @beni6216
      @beni6216 2 роки тому +14

      He definitely maxed out charisma

    • @Noah_Pearson
      @Noah_Pearson 2 роки тому +41

      @@JC-ul6cw Episode 53 and his story starts at 57:19

    • @raccoonabuser468
      @raccoonabuser468 2 роки тому +20

      @@Noah_Pearson Hey King, you dropped this 👑

  • @Greenboy841
    @Greenboy841 2 роки тому +785

    10 minutes in poobs already carrying the podcast with a breathtaking story about him being an alcoholic

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 роки тому +30

      its every episode now

    • @austinsavage5962
      @austinsavage5962 Рік тому

      “Yeah so i was drunk at 7am and this bitch came out of nowhere saying my screaming was waking up her kid”
      I imagine them sitting right underneath the kids bedroom window

    • @_You_Are_Not_Him_
      @_You_Are_Not_Him_ Рік тому +6

      Truly inspiring

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 Рік тому +19

      Tbh I think he swaps out what he’s actually doing with alcohol, some things in his stories seem a little much for drinking
      Give me alcohol and I’ll be out till 2-3 in the morning
      Give me some coke and I’ll be turning up at sunrise with two strangers in an apartment that isn’t mine

    • @joeyyatti3406
      @joeyyatti3406 Рік тому +3

      Poobs funny but just him talking more doesnt mean he carry shit

  • @zoug2529
    @zoug2529 2 роки тому +603

    Poob's out here actually getting shit on for carrying the podcast this is hilarious

    • @_SKUNT_14
      @_SKUNT_14 2 роки тому +25

      Nah poob has pretty good stories

  • @doga5899
    @doga5899 2 роки тому +124

    I love how as this podcast goes on, Sam and Poobs minds are deteriorating while Brian is becoming the ceo of a tech company

  • @Charlie-nc3cp
    @Charlie-nc3cp 2 роки тому +607

    The state of the patreon is giving me strong vibes that Poob and Bryan have gained full control of the audience and are turning them against Sam

  • @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021
    @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021 2 роки тому +501

    Poob not being able to comprehend someone being mad about 2 loud aggressive men screaming at probably 6am

    • @nines8269
      @nines8269 2 роки тому +11

      Shut up Karen

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens Рік тому +69

      Then threatening an old man what a Chad

    • @scubasteve7323
      @scubasteve7323 Рік тому

      Should have told that Karen it’s wrong to discriminate against an autistic boy!

    • @austinsavage5962
      @austinsavage5962 Рік тому +27

      If the sun is up close your fuckin window honestly

    • @PolumbiusTheThird
      @PolumbiusTheThird Рік тому +8

      Most people are awake by then

  • @lightvgen8209
    @lightvgen8209 2 роки тому +561

    Poob and pals release another banger podcast

  • @jchenko
    @jchenko 2 роки тому +106

    Love the new format with the backgrounds

  • @justsomedude5591
    @justsomedude5591 2 роки тому +151

    Poob and Sam in previous episodes: “Guns shouldn’t be so easily accessible, not all people have good judgement or sound minds to use them.”
    Poob and Sam this episode: “yeah so I was doing room clearing with a loaded gun while I was high as shit”

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 Рік тому +41

      Rules for thee and not for me

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer Рік тому +11

      Just how God intended

    • @charleswesesky747
      @charleswesesky747 Рік тому +6

      These are not hypocritical statements. I would even say that one proves the other.

    • @Adventure3Man
      @Adventure3Man Рік тому +2

      ​@@charleswesesky747technically 10 years in federal prison for owning a gun and smoking weed

    • @MrCheezeNip
      @MrCheezeNip Рік тому

      aren't handguns banned in Chicago?

  • @blakechildress944
    @blakechildress944 2 роки тому +127

    I like how Poob laughs at Abbey for getting scared and crying but also got spooked by a mannequin in his own house.

    • @jaredbowman7764
      @jaredbowman7764 2 роки тому +5

      Well she was sober (probably) and he was tripping on a high.

  • @bloopdeboop1707
    @bloopdeboop1707 2 роки тому +31

    Hearing poob gaslight a struggling family for having some issue with him and his friends screaming outside is truly an amazing experience, thanks to poob and those two other moving pictures for this.

  • @jaakkohynninen4643
    @jaakkohynninen4643 2 роки тому +112

    Staltt you did a good job making the background with your own little hands!

  • @obscuresorrow3410
    @obscuresorrow3410 2 роки тому +84

    Considering going to twitchcon just to ask bizzle about his military service, sounds like he was a good NCO

    • @ajeje1996
      @ajeje1996 2 роки тому +16

      He has to be to most interesting man on Earth

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 Рік тому

      ​@Darkcode.UA-camwhat kind of gay shit?

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 2 роки тому +80

    Poob literally went from being bullied by Sam and Brian to being the only reason people still watch this podcast what a Chad

  • @drewcastanon641
    @drewcastanon641 2 роки тому +54

    Aye Bryan went hard this episode, thanks Stalt.

  • @coler6555
    @coler6555 2 роки тому +425

    Lol. They’re giving Poob shit for talking too long, but he is the only good story teller on the podcast.

    • @cgigammez5749
      @cgigammez5749 2 роки тому +78

      He is also the only one with a life

    • @Vantaz
      @Vantaz 2 роки тому +53

      idk watch the solo Sam episodes, for some reason Sam just stopped trying to tell stories after getting Poob on the podcast lol

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 2 роки тому +48

      @@Vantaz yeah I miss Sam just rambling about dumb shit lol. It's why I watch his content, he's a good story teller and he's just fun to listen to

    • @rawniew
      @rawniew 2 роки тому +29

      Brian hard carrying the podcast for real

    • @juliusevola4135
      @juliusevola4135 2 роки тому +17

      @Darkcode it gave him an air of ego like no other

  • @serpicopiu3591
    @serpicopiu3591 2 роки тому +39

    I aspire to be as charismatic as Poob

    • @unorubbertoe
      @unorubbertoe 2 роки тому +13

      I aspire to be as charismatic as Bryan

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 2 роки тому +7

      @@unorubbertoe Bryan 😍😍

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy 2 роки тому +13

    The fact that Poob just goes out and walks his way into the most absurd shit is absolutely hilarious.
    I dream of being charismatic enough to just converse my way into random shit.

  • @chadhill455
    @chadhill455 2 роки тому +34

    Someone give Poob an unlimited supply of alcohol so he gets us more stories

    • @ieatpaint2192
      @ieatpaint2192 2 роки тому +11

      He does have that voodoo ranger sponsorship

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 роки тому +2

      @@ieatpaint2192 yes he does
      its a match made in heaven

  • @hehehbonkz6643
    @hehehbonkz6643 2 роки тому +60

    Bryan's so slim now my goat fr

    • @hehehbonkz6643
      @hehehbonkz6643 2 роки тому +15

      Also good topic next time for like 10 minutes on how bry is the most handsome host on the podcast (real)

    • @thegreatkhan3191
      @thegreatkhan3191 2 роки тому

      @Tre Appalachian Wild Man is erotic

  • @VivianEmberton
    @VivianEmberton Рік тому +9

    Imagining Sam armed with a pistol walking around the house like solid snake... lol

  • @ArmandoTheWanderer
    @ArmandoTheWanderer Рік тому +7

    Poob is living that Seinfeld lifestyle Georging his way into a Giants breakfast at a hotel he's not staying at lmao.

  • @Silver-yt5fd
    @Silver-yt5fd 2 роки тому +61

    BROO the coonskin hat is fucking awesome. I have one and been wearing it for a few weeks and feel like an absolute rodent slayer

  • @subill
    @subill 2 роки тому +27

    Poob has the thickest moustache i have ever seen. Cant stop looking at it

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 2 роки тому +5

      Literally last episode has harley from epic meal time and his moustache is the thickest

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 2 роки тому

      @@subill hmm okay then

  • @cody3335
    @cody3335 2 роки тому +63

    Can we get Bryan a mask because ever since he’s shown his face he’s just been existing lol.

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 2 роки тому +8

    Poob is the wildest 8 year old to ever escape from the set of Deadwood.
    In spite of obviously failing to assimilate to modern society, I commend him for not forgetting his roots.

  • @Greaseemonster
    @Greaseemonster 2 роки тому +23

    I buy the Patreon for a month about every year, save the videos, and unsubscribe for another year, works well so far

    • @hardtailfails
      @hardtailfails 2 роки тому +12

      I won’t give in until I’m on my death bed and all the content has been released

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme 2 роки тому +17

    I was in tears laughing and nearly pissed myself at poob's scary story jesus christ that was amazing

  • @scumbaggo
    @scumbaggo 2 роки тому +17

    I can't be the only one asking for Sam Hyde. Use that Harley connection and get his ass in here!

  • @jynflyn3650
    @jynflyn3650 Рік тому +4

    5:33 Holy shit Poob is an actual villain

  • @blue_doggey
    @blue_doggey 2 роки тому +11

    Yo Stalltt…the hawk edit was pretty good, keep it up brother.

  • @cgigammez5749
    @cgigammez5749 2 роки тому +35

    The dog sleeping with sam and abby confirms the no sex life theory unless they are into freaky shit

    • @ukno9974
      @ukno9974 Рік тому +5

      We're talking about the eel soup guy, right?

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 2 роки тому +20

    This Poob fellow is a fantastic guest.

  • @TM-ss7hn
    @TM-ss7hn 2 роки тому +8

    i always said, poob is unironically great at improv and is extremely entertaining. guy could be a comedian lowkey

  • @jshanegarrett8371
    @jshanegarrett8371 2 роки тому +3

    Thank god for the timestamps it makes it a lot easier to show clips to my friends 💪

  • @ianpigg1724
    @ianpigg1724 2 роки тому +4

    Been rolling joints at work all day waiting for this goddamn podcast

  • @OakNuggins
    @OakNuggins 2 роки тому +2

    My god Poob, please do some standup.

  • @ftw4twcs
    @ftw4twcs 2 роки тому +11

    I will only do patreon if we get stalltt and abby on the podcast

  • @hinesvillebass6742
    @hinesvillebass6742 Рік тому +3

    The 3rd time they tell the marmalade packet story on this podcast. It's just 3 old men having the same conversations. That's why I love this podcast

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 Рік тому +4

    The pitbull segment was a public service. I've told all of my family members and coworkers how to stop a dog attack now.

  • @teal0161
    @teal0161 2 роки тому +11

    GIVE POOB MORE MONEY!

  • @JHamList
    @JHamList 2 роки тому +2

    i was sitting up late one night gaming, bout 2 am or so, and i heard a weird noise from my spare room, and my immediate thought was "must have been my cat", then i looked down and realized my cat was on my lap, got up and went to check the spare room and when i peaked around the corner there was a dude halfway climbing through my window, he had knocked over a tv that was next to the window when he was trying to get in. I yelled my ass off at the top of my lungs and yeeted my beer bottle at his and ducked behind the doorway, he scrambled out and ran out and jumped my back fence, leaving a bare footprint mark on the wall.. scared the shit out of me.

  • @StuGLyfe
    @StuGLyfe 2 роки тому +4

    These poob stories are great, some of the best I have heard in awhile. Sam and Bryan need to see the writing on the wall and wise up.

  • @Noah_Pearson
    @Noah_Pearson 2 роки тому +5

    Dont know if yall look at the patron youtube comments, but there are many of us who enjoyed the cider boyz and the other bonus content.

  • @ParagonChumba
    @ParagonChumba Рік тому +3

    10:30, we all told you poob was the villain you didn't want to listen.

  • @nofillergamingknight7319
    @nofillergamingknight7319 2 роки тому +4

    Ive noticed something from comments. People really hate Brian. and let me tell you It's truly Disheartening that your Fanbase went from hating poob to now instead hating Brian.

  • @declannugent7425
    @declannugent7425 2 роки тому +3

    you guys should advertise more, i love this podcast and i think a ton of other people will too.

  • @alegit123456
    @alegit123456 2 роки тому +6

    Did Stallt edit Sam’s forehead? It looks noticeably taller

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI 2 роки тому +9

    Sam Hyde and General Sam are getting closer.....please sam an interaction between Poob and Mr. Hyde would be golden

  • @codman5239
    @codman5239 Рік тому +2

    why is brian starting to look like a gigachad

  • @Vantaz
    @Vantaz 2 роки тому +11

    I kind of miss the longer episodes, but I guess that works better with guests

  • @disabledmonkey5068
    @disabledmonkey5068 2 роки тому +2

    I have nothing in common with any of the gentlemen on this podcast but I find it so funny. Thanks for making me laugh

  • @joshuapitts5598
    @joshuapitts5598 2 роки тому +3

    thanks for the podcast Staltt

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 2 роки тому +5

    i like how bryans scary story is only three mintes long and right after poob goes off about his own scary story for over 4x that

  • @topgunskrill1392
    @topgunskrill1392 2 роки тому +4

    It’s the fucking purple lamprey dude starting this rebellion

  • @venusmade
    @venusmade 2 роки тому +2

    Comment Section:
    75% Poob
    10% Bizzle
    5% Abby
    5% Stalt
    4% Bryan
    1% Sam
    Comments Involving Sam:
    100% Forehead

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Рік тому +1

    This poob dude is my favorite, reminds me of my friend Scott. A mix of a comic and a comedian, says funny shit and says shit funny.
    And like Sam I have thought of exploiting his natural talent to share his hilarity with the world, except poob actually did it.

  • @tannertubbs6040
    @tannertubbs6040 2 роки тому +9

    I love poob

  • @BodilyFunction
    @BodilyFunction 2 роки тому +7

    the breadcrumbs taste like sugar and the bread tastes like dirt.

  • @nelliott500
    @nelliott500 2 роки тому +3

    I really enjoyed the Cider Boyz podcasts and I hope we see more of them. Don't let the negativity lead the way just because it's the loudest.

  • @sage2500
    @sage2500 Рік тому +1

    put this podcast on to fall asleep to but I literally just keep laughing out loud and my gut hurts

  • @JustSomeDumbDude
    @JustSomeDumbDude 2 роки тому +7

    Get Bizzle an editor because that Die of Laughter is amazing

  • @nextgen103
    @nextgen103 2 роки тому +2

    Poob went from not contributing & eating to full blown carrying lol

  • @collinrobbin
    @collinrobbin 2 роки тому +3

    @55:00 poob makes a sick wire reference this is why hes best host all hail PapaPoob

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 2 роки тому +1

    As a security guard/bouncer, I can tell you that talking your ear off is the nice way of 1) keeping an eye on you 2) getting you to fuck off.

  • @holymosey2556
    @holymosey2556 Рік тому +1

    bryan taking a sip of his sodie when poob does 😁

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Рік тому +1

    No not every American has a shooter story. It’s not as bad as the media says, especially when you see the ones with fed ties you can basically write those off as federal training or whatever.

  • @_Brohan
    @_Brohan 2 роки тому +6

    no more chapters? :(

    • @tylerc2857
      @tylerc2857 2 роки тому +1

      They'll probably be up soon, seems they don't always integrate them immediately on some episodes

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 2 роки тому +5

      @@tylerc2857 I pay someone else to make them because the last thing I want to do after finishing editing is to rewatch the whole thing again (timecodes are not final until render.)
      They don't always get to it right away, like this time when it was a day after

    • @tylerc2857
      @tylerc2857 2 роки тому +1

      @@Stalltt this was what I suspected. I know it's gotta be a long process going back and chaptering a few hours of nonsense

  • @christjesusmccheese7386
    @christjesusmccheese7386 2 роки тому +2

    Bryan really earning that bread on these podcasts

  • @humble1107
    @humble1107 2 роки тому +4

    Bring back the old intro clipshows with jippy music

  • @jacklloyd4376
    @jacklloyd4376 Рік тому +6

    ive been quite self concious about my facial hair lately since its patchy and ive been trying to grow it out without looking like a slob. looking at sams thin pubestache makes me feel better about my far superior pubestache

    • @louiefennell7412
      @louiefennell7412 Рік тому +1

      If you can’t grow it, don’t … simple man code

    • @andrewlavoie6034
      @andrewlavoie6034 Рік тому

      @@louiefennell7412 True, but sometimes it takes a long time to grow

  • @Carlos-ui5dx
    @Carlos-ui5dx 2 роки тому +1

    Did Poob just said put the "clip" in?

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 Рік тому

    Poob and Sam have a stowaway in the back there

  • @phill6253
    @phill6253 2 роки тому +3

    Its amazing how quickly AI generated images have gotten so many people involved in the conversation about how we define "Art" and how it can or should be valued.

  • @Carpondro14
    @Carpondro14 2 роки тому +3

    Can tell alot of work into that background, good work

  • @restinpst7048
    @restinpst7048 Рік тому +3

    Sam Hyde said verbatim “he didn’t hurt me at all” in regards to the match 😂

  • @nick53353
    @nick53353 2 роки тому +6

    Yo skinny Bryan is handsome.

  • @jeffmelon9725
    @jeffmelon9725 2 роки тому +2

    The podcast just came out for me 43 mins ago and I’ve seen the highlights before this on UA-cam is that because I’m not a Patreon??

  • @keybored-
    @keybored- Рік тому +1

    i could listen to poob stories all day

  • @yokozuma2
    @yokozuma2 Рік тому +2

    Feels like a fever dream hearing the boys talk about Cumtown/TAFS.

  • @directsnack5043
    @directsnack5043 2 роки тому +1

    can never get to much of poob story telling!

  • @juiccetin9014
    @juiccetin9014 2 роки тому +2

    So far it’s fighting over poobs amount of carrying the podcast, self loathing filled jokes, and or just freddie wong actually making it a normal podcast. That being said I love the poobcast

  • @bio-phobia3895
    @bio-phobia3895 2 роки тому +1

    This was one of the funniest episodes imo, Good job guys-!

  • @Goodenough_media
    @Goodenough_media 2 роки тому +2

    Poob coked out his mind 😂

    • @pineappleactavis420
      @pineappleactavis420 Рік тому

      poob is 100% a closet tweaker. no way its just the alc making him act a fool like this

  • @HelloKitty-ci9hk
    @HelloKitty-ci9hk 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve never heard of another human that’s seen gentleman broncos ofc it would be poob that’s seen it 😭😂 a timeless classic

  • @cadelittle7365
    @cadelittle7365 Рік тому +1

    Poobs hotel story is fr the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

  • @millhider
    @millhider Рік тому

    LITERALLY CRYING AT THE HAWK STORY XD

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED Рік тому +3

    So if Bryan leaves the show, it'll be called the Poob Show? After Sam goes through his cocaine addiction arc that is

  • @boatwreks
    @boatwreks Рік тому +2

    I’ve bought many of those lil fox scarf things from thrift stores. I name them. Ther my pets.

  • @liquidchris4147
    @liquidchris4147 2 роки тому +3

    I fear that Poob is a battered man because of Sam and Bryan HARASSING him for being too good at his job so he tries to make up for it by inviting random black guys to his home while drunk

  • @snorkisnork
    @snorkisnork 2 роки тому +1

    "i want him to get hurt" lmao this is why i watch

  • @krawnixbudz
    @krawnixbudz Рік тому +1

    Poob really is insane lmao

  • @aidanfrey9697
    @aidanfrey9697 2 роки тому +4

    I love poobs podcast, his cohosts are pretty cool too i guess

  • @shaolinsword9845
    @shaolinsword9845 Рік тому +1

    Poob is 10/10 doing blow and drinking lol

  • @TheWatchfuleye1
    @TheWatchfuleye1 Рік тому

    the thing you put in the door to open it is a winbag (or windbag dont really remember but i think the brand is winbag), they cost like 50 bucks and you can get it from like any hardware store, very much not illegal

  • @chungothemungo6315
    @chungothemungo6315 2 роки тому +1

    Poob is the only one we care ab. He can talk all he wants

  • @Taschip
    @Taschip 2 роки тому +2

    Bizzle is unironically handsome

  • @friedchicken8076
    @friedchicken8076 Рік тому +1

    Hawk story was funny as hell. You should do more