Adoring your birth giving hips I'm a straight dude and I can confirm he has gotten better looking over the years. the bald head is really working for him. he's like a fine klinkerbrick, gettin better with age.
I still think it's from "Pod People." I swear it was snob riffing on the scene from the film, when Tommy's abusively-angry Uncle talks to him- Tommy: Look what I have here, Uncle Bill. Uncle Bill: Hmph, a centipede. Tommy: It's a lithobius forficatus. Uncle Bill: To me, it's a centipede. It's always been called a centipede.
@ Ashley Why would you have to be Scottish for that? "Lousy" having several meanings is the same for *everyone* speaking English. The true greatness lies in the ambiguity of the word lousy. That's the joke. ;)
@ Ashley Marie I hadn't heard of this meaning. I always associated this word to bad. But I also learned the true meaning of lame long after seeing it used as another way of saying bad.
I'm actually glad they didn't go for "Eye of the Evil Dead," because outside of Sam Raimi, dozens of horror directors would put "Evil Dead" in the title of their movies.
I've never understood snake traps. If the traps were made in ancient Egypt, that implies that snake has been there for... way longer than its lifespan. So that means someone goes in every now and then to make sure there's a live snake in there, and preferably the same species since different species have different poison.
Snob, if you every get around to reading this comment, please know that I love your stuff. This video in particular I've watch well into the double digits and is by far my favorite. Equal parts informative with that perfect sprinkle of dry-humor (love it man). I'm really writing to you now to let you know as I wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to explain to someone else why you're the best. Also, Hellraiser in space is my second favorite snob video. Also, I love this intro you used. Also, I love your search for Bob the actor and in another series your search for this obscure actor from a bunch of B movies. Anyways - thank you. "food goes in here"
This movie could use random inserts of some old guy laughing hysterically. It already seems to have a soundtrack made up of music taken from other movies...
He would be light years better and more mature, not to mention more reasonable and intelligent, then the child we currently are having to suffer with...
I haven't seen Manhattan Baby (1982), but it does look worth checking out. Looks very different than the usual Lucio Fulci movie. And yes, "Bob" is a fucking blast! City of the Living Dead (1980) on the other hand, I have seen! Can't wait for next week!
The cinema snob versus the Bible reloaded for the title of top obscure movie reviewer on UA-cam. I demand one of them be in a bikini and hold up the round number on a poster board.
I want to make a move like a mix of Poltergeist and The Exorcist but I don't want to be sued. Hm...Ah ha! Make it about ancient Egyptian evils! That's totally original!
Ironically, the weeb in me is glad they got an actual kid to voice Bob. It was tonally consistent with Fulci's horror, but the one from HBTC was awesome because of how out of place it is.
Thanks for another fun review. Really dig the new intro too, BTW. That dress dance disturbed the hell out of me in the "Glen or Glenda" review, but I've come to accept it as an inescapably classic moment in Cinema Snob history.
Brad, the fact that you've referenced music from Super Mario 64 on two different occasions makes you the coolest person ever. P.S. The Jolly Roger Bay Theme (i.e. Dire Dire Docks) is one of my all-time favorite pieces of video game music.
That guy’s forced smile at 2:33 was so great, I feel like I would make a similar expression if someone told me they were taking a venomous (potentially deadly, I’m not sure how dangerous that type is to humans), small animal to give to his child as a present/pet. Also, speaking of, has there been a review of the Evil Dead franchise yet? It’s one of my favorite series and I’d love to see it on this show!
It's fantastic that a Fulci film has more Manhattan in it than Jason in Manhattan.
Jason takes Manhattan, rather.
Should just be called:
Jason Takes Manhattan, Baby!
"Manhattan Baby" sounds like a jaunty musical rather than a horror movie.
Or a Lou Reed album.
*distantly heard from Minnesota* "DAMN YOU ANCIENT EGYPT! YOUR EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"
Cue the Imperial March.
"Bob" has a Little Nemo poster behind his bed as he talks about his sister's dream voyages. That's a nice touch!
All this could've been avoided if they had just brought back the Millenium Puzzle instead.
This intro confirms that Brad is getting more and more attractive when the years go by.
I miss his hair...Well I understand that he got too much testosterone for that. Which also confirm your comment ;)
No fucking joke, Brad is one of those people that are like wine and get better with age.
It might just be the camera quality getting better over time ...
Hopefully I'll get hotter as I age...
Adoring your birth giving hips
I'm a straight dude and I can confirm he has gotten better looking over the years. the bald head is really working for him. he's like a fine klinkerbrick, gettin better with age.
"Tommy? His name is Bob. It will Always be Bob!"
Nice "Pod People" reference!
It was a House by the Cemetary referrence. The real Pod People referrence is in the "evil Trumpy" comment. ;)
I still think it's from "Pod People." I swear it was snob riffing on the scene from the film, when Tommy's abusively-angry Uncle talks to him-
Tommy: Look what I have here, Uncle Bill.
Uncle Bill: Hmph, a centipede.
Tommy: It's a lithobius forficatus.
Uncle Bill: To me, it's a centipede. It's always been called a centipede.
In this paralleled reality, instead of letting you cheat at children's' card games, the Millennium Eye gives you a handicap by blinding you.
I mean, wasn’t the original Yugioh manga more violent ?
"Let's keep the Scorpion, that was a gift"
This is such a hilarious quote
Bob's passive agressive perforance really pulls the film together!
"Lousy Lesbians" would be a good band name.
I concur, but I can't decide if it would be better for a band purely consisting of straight men or women.
Even better if you're Scottish - lousy usually means someone who's full of lice and scratching all the time
@ Ashley
Why would you have to be Scottish for that? "Lousy" having several meanings is the same for *everyone* speaking English. The true greatness lies in the ambiguity of the word lousy. That's the joke. ;)
@ Ashley Marie I hadn't heard of this meaning. I always associated this word to bad. But I also learned the true meaning of lame long after seeing it used as another way of saying bad.
its a good day when there's a new snob episode.
Oh noes! The most diabolical of all evils!
ANCIENT EGYPT!
*Imperial march intensifies
Linkara
He is a man
punch!
Where's a pretty hat
Just when you thought it was safe...BOB IS BACK!!! *screams*
"Eye of the evil dead" is a much more fitting title than "Manhattan Baby." That title doesn't make any sense.
I'm actually glad they didn't go for "Eye of the Evil Dead," because outside of Sam Raimi, dozens of horror directors would put "Evil Dead" in the title of their movies.
It does if it's meant to be an homage to "Rosemary's Baby."
The live action Yugioh film didn't live up to expectations.
Comrade Cthulhu Speak for yourself, although I suppose it could've been a lot better with littlekuriboh voicing Bob.
Comrade Cthulhu did you expect it to
Still better than most
I've never understood snake traps. If the traps were made in ancient Egypt, that implies that snake has been there for... way longer than its lifespan. So that means someone goes in every now and then to make sure there's a live snake in there, and preferably the same species since different species have different poison.
I always figured it was an elaborate labyrinth of snake-sized tunnels that lead in and out of the trap
@@sydneyslaughter7163 An... elabyrinth if you will?
Only shows the Egyptians dedication to historical accuracy.
It's simple really... the snakes mated and multiplied.
I gotta say, I like the new intro. Good to hear Sad panda again.
I loved the alternate ending where all of Manhattan gets sucked into the Shadow Realm.
Hey where is Lloyd? We want more Lloyd!
Maybe Lloyd's starting to demand too much money for his appearances; his roles have had to be minimized for budgeting reasons.
Always sad when a beloved celebrity sells out
...has it really been 4 years already since the I Spit On Your Grave review? Christ, where does the time go?
The father complaining about his blindness just reminded me of Ron using his blindness as an excuse for random things in Anchorman 2
I'm so glad we can see Brad in his dress every episode now.
I hope he will change that soon.
Molesting a demon out of some one is not a thing. Ha! Best line.
Nuke Omega jaw4ever “Clean up your semen and get the fuck out of my house!” 😂😂😂
this guy needs way more subscribers !!
Luxra
It's hard because he lost a ton when he switched accounts a few times.
This Yugioh prequel movie is kinda boring and poorly made. Where are the the children skipping class to play card games?
Shiirow maybe this is season 0
...in America!
Shiirow And the dragons.
And the motorcycles!
BROOKLYN RAGE
PLEASE review A Cat in the Brain. It has Luci playing himself as a serial killer!
Snob, if you every get around to reading this comment, please know that I love your stuff. This video in particular I've watch well into the double digits and is by far my favorite. Equal parts informative with that perfect sprinkle of dry-humor (love it man). I'm really writing to you now to let you know as I wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to explain to someone else why you're the best. Also, Hellraiser in space is my second favorite snob video. Also, I love this intro you used. Also, I love your search for Bob the actor and in another series your search for this obscure actor from a bunch of B movies. Anyways - thank you. "food goes in here"
I wish the Snob would review the Twilight Zone movie.
he made his own, dosent that count? ;-)
Bob would later grow up to become an avid contributor for Breitbart News.
Tycho Azrephet I want that to be true so god damned badly.
Any chance you'll cover that Rosemary's Baby sequel in the future?
Enrico Falabrino I second that!
I second that motion, with a vengeance!
He could do it like that Carrie/Jennifer episode!
"Oh, damn! Alfred Molina was really good in this!" lmao that made me laugh
well since this movie was an egyptian horror film where are the egyptian rulers with point hair and children cardgames
Or the Rocky Horror knock off vampires?
This movie could use random inserts of some old guy laughing hysterically. It already seems to have a soundtrack made up of music taken from other movies...
Fer Zum Nice avatar. BoJack's awesome.
note to self never audition for a babysitter role in a Lucio Fulci movie
10 glorious years of the cinema snob
No eye gouging? Wow, that IS a twist!
Congrats on ten years and new intro :)
Sounds better than Tom Cruise's The Mummy
Everything sounds better than Tom Cruise in The mummy!
I'm lovin' the new theme song. Is it available for purchase?
Fuck Off
definitely gotta agree with you, the new theme is pretty great.
August West lol I thought you said "fuck off" to him at first
It's actually several years old! I bet you can find it if you look for "Cinema Snob song by Sad Panda"
Chirag Sharma
oh shit I just looked at the comment and I did too! I was wondering why I was being a dick for no reason.
Donny Lurch
I didn't know that was a Sad Panda song. that dude is pretty talented
Why is the eye of Horus not a symbol of protection here?
Because bad horror movie. If they cared to look that up, they would care more about the whole project. XD
Well, obviously it’s a fake Eye Of Horus
I kinda like those Fulcci reviews. That was sick stuff before Saw and Hostel implied to have invented sick stuff.
I took a really hard poop today.
it hurt a little.
then felt pretty good.
Tin foil puke I'm very happy for you :)
Bob for president 2020!
He would be light years better and more mature, not to mention more reasonable and intelligent, then the child we currently are having to suffer with...
I haven't seen Manhattan Baby (1982), but it does look worth checking out. Looks very different than the usual Lucio Fulci movie. And yes, "Bob" is a fucking blast!
City of the Living Dead (1980) on the other hand, I have seen! Can't wait for next week!
You make think that everyone's here for The Cinema Snob, but we're actually all here to see Bob.
The cinema snob versus the Bible reloaded for the title of top obscure movie reviewer on UA-cam. I demand one of them be in a bikini and hold up the round number on a poster board.
I want to make a move like a mix of Poltergeist and The Exorcist but I don't want to be sued. Hm...Ah ha! Make it about ancient Egyptian evils! That's totally original!
Oh, man, the Nickeloden TV show and Mario 64 jokes really got me. :-D
I miss his old opening...
I think everyone does
Believe it or not, I do too.
A.J. Roach I believe the song from the old intro was getting copyrighted though.
Michael Robbins I loved your reply!!!
I miss your old intro... "Believe it or not" such a classic.
The weeb in me is greatly displeased that they changed Bob's voice actor.
Ironically, the weeb in me is glad they got an actual kid to voice Bob. It was tonally consistent with Fulci's horror, but the one from HBTC was awesome because of how out of place it is.
Kinda hard to believe you've been at this for ten years, so awesome
Two movies used the exact same toy car. House by the cemetery at 6:21 and Manhattan baby at 15:35
Fulcuary is my new favorite month.
I was just wondering when they were going to break out the children's card games.
love the new intro Mr snob!
"thats not Manhattan!" films just started and youve already brought your A-Game. Great stuff as always
I'm just waiting to see how many people don't get what Brad's reviewing next week.
Thanks for another fun review. Really dig the new intro too, BTW. That dress dance disturbed the hell out of me in the "Glen or Glenda" review, but I've come to accept it as an inescapably classic moment in Cinema Snob history.
Hey Bob is back, yeah it should always be Bob.
This curse...It must be the work of an enemy stand!!
Nice new intro,great review. Manhattan Baby more like Detroit City, a steamy fresh butt loaf.
As soon as I saw the movie title I was all "Oh no it's the return of Bob!"
I love getting to see the floor years every ep now
I didn't recognize Bob until the Snob showed scenes of The House by the Cemetery. I was so surprised. xD
Look what's happened to Cinema Snobs video! It has an intro! What a time to be alive.
Probably the best episode so far. Great comedy!
The new intro makes me miss Kung Tai Ted..... #makekungtaitedgreatagain
More like #makekungtaitedwalkagain
Nevermore.
Brad, every time you make a Super Mario 64 reference in one of your reviews another year is added to my lifespan. Keep it up!
I really like you`re clips. You seem like a cool guy. Thanks for everything! Cheers!
Brad, the fact that you've referenced music from Super Mario 64 on two different occasions makes you the coolest person ever.
P.S. The Jolly Roger Bay Theme (i.e. Dire Dire Docks) is one of my all-time favorite pieces of video game music.
Living in Champaign right now, your Kankakee comment killed me with laughter.
You should build an Egyptian building there and blame it on an ancient artifact.
I never get in this early, posting pre-watch. Keep up the killer work, and thanks for all the funny.
According to IMDB, Bob currently resides in Chicago.
That guy’s forced smile at 2:33 was so great, I feel like I would make a similar expression if someone told me they were taking a venomous (potentially deadly, I’m not sure how dangerous that type is to humans), small animal to give to his child as a present/pet.
Also, speaking of, has there been a review of the Evil Dead franchise yet? It’s one of my favorite series and I’d love to see it on this show!
oh boy ive been watching this fuckin show for like 7 years haha
I found myself listening to the music more then the movie itself, the music is fucken fantastic
This is my favorite Snob episode since Old Fashioned
happy your using a theme song again Brian
"This is for you! It concerns your children!"
How did you resist going for the Doc Brown reference??
I can't believe it's been ten years already.
Excellent as always. Hail to the Snob.
All of these references to the Bye Bye Man has got me wanting to see this movie!
I love how half the cast don't seem to give a shit with their "not-at-all-dead"expressions whenever there's a scene with expository dialogue! XD
Why does the snob jump from hating bob in the last review to loving him in this?
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed.
Nice Pod People/MST3K reference
15:05 "This is for you...it concerns your children"
Educate your kids
3:40 Don't worry, she's just going to stab you with a magical arrowhead that will give you your own punching ghost named after a song.
Neat. Most of the jokes are Yu Gi Oh. You're the only JoJoke I've found so far. 🧛♂️🧛♀️👻🥊
Oooh... fancy intro 😂
Madi Bendy RAH RAH CINEMA SNOB😅 but what is he saying after that??? lol🤔
I'm not sure...
I bet he's says "Thankfully you got him" So it's ( rah-rah-Cinemas snob. Thankfully you got him Cinema Snob")
Ah, ten years of the Snob. He only gets better with age. Like Crystal Pepsi!
Still a better vacation than going to Kankakee, I'm dying.
The Return of Bob!
My my my Manhattan baby!
Can't say I expected to see Bob again. Now all we need is the return of that annoying kid from To Catch a Yeti.
How did I miss this
At least there are still some sweet tracks by Fabio Frizzi. :)
What you felt for the Endless Love remake is what I feel for Look What's Happened To Rosemary's Baby. I was almost as livid as you when I finished it.
2:20 lmfao . I believe what you meant to say was "THATS NOT MANHATTAN , THATS THE FRESH KILLS LANDFILL"
“This vacation is starting to take a very negative turn.” Lol!!!
Is Fulci really Count Olaf? What is with eye fetish?