BOOKSHELF ROASTING! 📚🔥
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- you put them forward, I roast them.
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Sorry for the more minimal editing! If you’d like to work as an editor for me, email me examples of your work! Email is on the channel.
Does the editor need to be a Goblin?
Chopachu WAIT A MINUTE! Aren’t Chopper and Pikachu voiced by the same person. I could be wrong about that some correct me if I’m wrong.
@@keegszzz8356 they are indeed
I have absolutely zero experience editing videos and I'm actually a lawful good person. Hire me?
I have no experience, learning to become an electrician, live in Germany and am reading far too few books... So how much will you pay me?
Lols, your dad buying a funko pop just to annoy you is adorable.
Next room over is his funko pop collection
every time daniel complains about a funko pop on a shelf his dad buys another lmao
@@thatb1h855 His dad must now have the biggest collection of funko pops then.
A funko pop in every room :P
Your dads shelves are my DREAM
This series started as a bookshelf roast. Now it's Daniel becoming an FBI profiler picking out America's next serial killer 😂
Daniel just analyzing people's characters through shelves is giving me mad Sherlock Holme vibes.
Shelfliock Holmes
My thoughts exactly
Im getting more "Charlie Day at his conspiracy board vibes" tbh
You ask why these videos are popular?
Because, Daniel, over the twenty-something years of my life, nothing else, neither the cajoling of my parents nor the pressure of "being an adult", has convinced me to consistently get up and clean my room.
this is hilarious xDDDD
And as someone who bury her face in books and refuse to exist in reality i hardly have friends. So this is my only chance to show my dearest “world” collections aka my bookshelf ✨
Honestly this is so me. The only reason I ever clean is when he uploads these videos.
YES
Before I even watch, I love that the giant Funko is still in tact.
Me too. I thought for sure Daniel would destroy it off screen...or make a whole video of destroying it
Daniel loves the giant Funko.
We have bested him
The only giant pikachus I could destroy are in raid battles. Seriously, that stupid Funko thing is damn cute.
*intact
Sorry, your spelling bugs me
Alternate title for this video: Daniel roasts his way out of his dad's will.
YUP!
Daniel: "CDs are now worthless due to all this music being available everywhere else..."
Also Daniel: *has a record collection*
Records have that retro aesthetic though and people talk up the sound. Even cassette tapes have a cooler aesthetic than CDs.
@@David-un4cs Absolutely, that's why I collect them as well
But records provide a different sounds. CDs are just poopoo :P
You could also say this a out paper books. Use a kindle.(devils advocate heh heh) Less need for wasted bookshelf space…. CD’s sound better than streaming and don’t require an internet connection or a monthly streaming service fee.
@@LordOfTheRings897 I agree. I prefer real CDs and Real books. I actually like both Digital and real. Real so that they can't be taken away and I dont have a continual rental/Access Fee and digital for convenience. When travelling
Whenever I have anxiety or feel sad I organize my bookshelf while asking myself one question: would Daniel Greene approve?
That, is the side panel of my computer.
(to make you feel better, I moved and haven't been able to get my setup cozy yet because my main desk doesn't currently have legs)
…did you break its legs? What did it do to you to deserve that?
@@DanielGreeneReviews I decided I was gonna be an elite gamer and build a counter top desk so the countertop is just.. lying on the floor til I get an electric screwdriver to affix the legs
Dude, go to lowes!
Exactly what Rust in True Detective would say.
Please never stop doing these man. We’ll shill for your responses every gosh darn time.
Omg, your father's bookshelves and the general decor are really beautiful. Those chess pieces 😍
For that he should be happy their wasnt old baby puctures somewhere.
It deserved A++
I am currently registering as a psychologist, and I now have a deep desire to request people's pictures of their bookshelves as part of the Assessment process.
Honestly it's a hilarious projective test esspecally on how they organize their time and passions. Funny thing is that this is probably more valid then the Rorschach inkblot test.
Hey I am last year in high school and am thinking about going to a university to study psychology. Would you say it's worth it? Is it a good decision for anyone to make? I think psychology is fascinating but I mostly chose it because I like to work with people and with words and it feels like it would fit me. Do you have any regrets or do you have any advice as to what I should expect or beware? Sorry to bother you I mean it's the internet you don't have to reply at all. Have a nice day tho ;)
I feel like Choppachu is just constantly staring into my soul …
HES FRIENDLY DAMN IT!
@@DanielGreeneReviews Nah
@@DanielGreeneReviews Friendly? How many battles has this 'friendly' critter been in?
We need a shelf tutorial. Especially for lighting. I want to add LED strips, but have no idea how to.
Put them on top of each shelf where it wouldn’t be shown n make them either yellow or white
Roasting bookshelf videos do so well because the smell of burning wood and paper is so satisfying
This is the series that brought me to this channel and now I’m obsessed. From his other videos, I have also been introduced to the Wheel of Time series and am looking forward to reading it.
Oh god I feel for the person with that upside down book problem at 5:30. FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON FRENCH BOOK SPINES ARE PRINTED UPSIDE DOWN!!!! So it's either putting them face down which feels like something a serial killer would do, or dealing with upside down spines. I have ISSUES with this!
Ben: Exists
Daniel: Imma bout to end this man's whole career
What career?
@@or9422 UA-cam career. Daniel had a sick roast.
@@vol94 What UA-cam career?
@@or9422 overly average Ben is a booktube youtuber. Daniel roasted him in this video.
@@vol94 Bro it's a joke... Unless you're playing me... I don't even know what's real anymore...
Carpal tunnel tips:
1) Name it. That way instead of long-winded "I-was-editing-a-lot-and-my-wrist-started-acting-up" it can be the shorter and more entertaining "Fibonacci is afflicting me again."
2) Try a brace that doesn't have a finger loop, they are much better IMO.
3) Try sleeping with your arms up/behind your head.
Also try sleeping with a wrist brace loosely on. It'll give your wrist a chance to rest and repair as you sleep.
13:26 those actually aren't print outs, they're posters the Odeon cinema in the UK gives out for free. They're tiny but not just some kid using an inkjet
Definitely frame those. They sound like potential collectors' items.
The worlds most politest roaster returns 😊❤
Oh yeah I'm sure Ben is fine.
Dan has killed Chopachu three times already but it keeps coming back when he isn't looking. It will eventually consume his soul and it's too late to stop.
13:04 The fact that this cute little sweet bean is in a Stephen King shelf is so funny to me I don't know why.
I want to defend your dad for his CD collection because there are still so many albums that are not available streaming, and I say this as someone who collects Japanese and Korean pop/rock CDs alongside rare CDs, lol.
Love this series of videos, and I legit just love seeing people's bookshelves, and the different collections.
I need to rearrange my shelves to get to A-B Tier. I'm not going for S-tier because that's too much pressure.
17:46 - It may not be a conspiracy wall! I've seen that used as a plotting tool for writers before. One card will have an event/incident, with strings connecting to other cards that show the results/fallout of that incident. ((Doesn't necessarily make it better or change the grade though. 😅))
that's what i thought too, I immediately thought "that person is a writer"
It's actually a conspiracy tool! He's keeping track of the plot in my D&D campaign. That's what 5 years of confusing the player looks like!
@@Hanhulaa 🤔 Wouldn't that still be a plotting tool rather than a conspiracy? Sorry, I haven't played DnD so I don't really know. 😅
This was just what I needed before having to go into work today. Thank you Daniel! And your editing was fine, don’t stress about it
Can’t wait to eventually enter my shelves for some roasting
One of my shelves is literally a giant table because I don't have enough shelves. I can only imagine how he'd react.
I got the email saying Rebel's Creed has been dispatched... So excited!
That’s… early. Haha
I know! But it does have to make it to me in the UK, so it'll probably take a while to arrive
Daniel made more bdsm jokes in this video than he did in all of his other videos combined. I'm just saying
15:12 Hey! That's mine. *slowly backs into bushes*
That was part of the temporary book pile while I figured out what I wanted to do. They're in a much better home now. :)
I love these. My shelves are constantly in disarray and I love just giggling at how flustered Daniel gets over all the messes.
10:00 - Damn those German Naruto omnibus are so nice, the UK ombnibus are nowhere near as clean :O
I don’t have enough books to justify having a bookshelf imo. Tho since I came across your channel Daniel I have picked up all the WOT books (currently 10/14 thru) so I pretty much need a shelf just for those plus asoiaf & Sherlock Holmes.
Honestly the editing was fine. Your personality came through perfectly. If the editing process is too taxing I wouldn’t mind more of this. Love you Daniel 💕
Yas! Another one, my Saturday is made.
I will never stop buying CDs. Never!
‘What I thought was a one time joke is now a serious part of my future…’ (takes off glasses dramatically) ‘my God… ‘ (everyone filling in the blank with- ‘What have I done?! 🤣)
This is definitely one of my favorite segments of the channel. Please continue the feeding the flame.
Bahaha! "Live, laugh, love" nerd burn and I'm so here for it! 😂🤣😂
1) I DID NOT GET A GRADE
2) 100% don’t have Live, Laugh, Love in my kitchen. Lol
🎉🤸♀️🎉🤣🤷🏼♀️
The Japanese voice actor for Chopper is the same voice actor for Pikachu, FYI, so your Funko is fitting.
Is it weird that I'm considering making a twitter account just so you can roast my shelves? Also, on the 7th shelve I'm not sure that book is upside down, it might just be a french edition. The lettering on spine in french edition is written from bottom to top as opposed to top to bottom in English language edition.
I made a twitter account just to let Daniel roast my shelves and I have missed the entry EVERYTIME.... totally not salty 😒😅
But u should totally make one. Be warned to keep checking it cause it’s very easy to miss when he posts to do the book roasting.
Same with books in Spanish, I'm not sure that one is actually upside down.
@@nevillethedevil3041 You can set Twitter to notify you whenever he tweets if you like.
11:00 man, they have humblewood AND beyonders on that shelf. Respect.
I got rid of most of my books when my wife and I moved into our house last year. I'm rebuilding my collection with special editions of books I love and have influenced me as well as re-purchasing standards of some old favorites. I'm for sure entering once I have my library room finished in 10 years or so.
Awe the cat shelf 🥺its flawless
Thank you on behalf of myself, ApplePie and Moonshine :)
@@agnieszkafarrington8367 Those are amazing names and I love that you gave them special cat spots on your shelf.
@@rachelownbey4586 If I didn't, they'd just make room for themselves anyway :) The live on that bookshelf.
the upside down books at 5:25 might just be foreign books. idk why but every french book i own has its title printed like that. one of them reads auguste renoir so it would make sense.
Cats: cuddling with Dune
Daniel (and every other proper booknerd): They know where it's at. They've sorted out their priorities.
And note to Daniel: the books you said are upside down aren't actually. Titles on Spanish, French and other European languages are written on the spines the reverse way to English books. It's hella confusing I know, as I own Spanish and French language books myself.
Interestingly, the way spine text is oriented isn't universal across languages. As such the Renoir book you point out as being upside down might actually be the right way up (right way up being cover on top).
yes that's my shelf, it's true. I spent an unsettling amount of time trying to figure if I should have the spine or the actual book the right way up lmfaoo
Came here to say the same thing. It's an enternal struggle to decide if the spine should go the same way, or just go with the way it's meant to be.
This is what I've been missing in my life
Daniel, seeing this series become so popular: "I may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun"
I have just watched all your shelf roasts back to back and oh boy I am itching to take action. I've been studying abroad for 18 months and only have been able to bring a small fraction of my book collection around with me. In that time I've also collected a fair few more books. My shelves at home needed sorting before I even went away, and my mum has recently bought me a new empty shelf knowing I would probably need it upon return, which is now in two weeks time. My family is going to be heartbroken when I finally walk back in the door, go straight past their loving faces and open arms, and instead run right to my bookshelves to give them the thorough organisation and love they deserve!
"Backwards" titles on the shelf at 5:27 are probably just European books! I know French books have their titles printed in the opposite direction of English titles.
13:58 never seen a book aquarium run by a cursed doll before. so that's new.
12:54 First of all, thank you for including me I was very happy when I saw the tweet. I am a highschooler and my parents bought me these shelves so I definitely would have preferred full shelves rather than half ones but oh well. Love this channel, thank you- sincerely your resident disheveled British bisexual.
Bro these bookshelves are actually fire
Literally 60% of all the roasts are either “you have someone tied up in the basement/you are a serial killer” and I love it! 😂
What a great start to my day! Thank you Daniel! Hope your hand feels better soon!
14:46, yeah okay the wire, but Kingmaker Kingbreaker and Fisherman's Children which are criminally underrated are on this shelf so 10/10
Yeah, will need to get someone round with a drill :'). Real glad someone recognised that seires, Innocenet Mage was the first non YA Fantasy I read when I was yonger so they'll always hold a special place for me
@@Kingswit06 and they re just a really good story. Most fantasy I had read up to that point had combined magic with sword and shield type of battles but they purely focused on the magic which was different.
“White shelves are grotesque.” Thank you Daniel for spreading this information. White shelves should be outlawed.
I love this series. ♥️📚
Damnit. You did let the Funko-Mafia get to you. I thought Maddy took Pikachu with her, but you actually kept the monstrosity.
I love this series so much and I love your humor. Thanks for making us live, laugh, love xD
Definitely adding "knackage" to my vocabulary
Daniel is getting pretty nice with the roasts in this video. Much less aggressive criticism and more high grades.
Thank you for continuing this series!
If I said I didn't wwatch Daniel praising my bookshelf and pupper at least 20 times, I would lie :D. Also, in my defence that as a new library, the old one's STACKED with books (including an edition of The Eye of the World I haven't seen on your shelves :P).
If I tried to put Dune on my cat, there would be no more Dune.
My shelves and lack of enough of them would probably disappoint you. My love of books is apparently not proportionate to my shelves.
Love this segments! 😈 And also glad that Choppachu survived the night, but also very afraid for him because he is now doomed on seeing his funkopops friends being murder in front of his eyes in nexts "PDGDBAB" videos.
Please, Mr. Goblin, you need to make a place where we can consistently send in our bookshelves for roasting instead of just doing this on twitter where half of us miss the memo.
"...that would hunt my dreams if I was a child- no, it's still gonna haunt my dreams." 🤣
(mine at ~16:05) "new paralysis demon/10" is fair, glad to know i'm doing okay otherwise
wonder if mentioning that it was at the end of my bed and flush with the walls/ceiling would have helped 😔
Somehow it being at the end of your bed probably makes it worse 😂
Ram horns fall of naturally and as long as they’re cleaned correctly they’re fine to have as decor 💕
Awww, I was going to taunt him with a picture of a sad, one-horned ram.
Bookshelf roasts are so successful cause it's my favourite cozy youtube series of choice.... it's just me.... over and over....
4:11 funny enough, the doll in the bright red dress and bonnet actually DOES come to life in the anime it’s from. It’s a nice doll though, just make sure you’re well mannered :)
@15:45 That would be Bob Ross, Daniel.
I like how you put the Funko Pikachu up so we could see it 😂
11:33 OK, that shelf has wafer containers from Turkey and we love to keep them mostly as pencil boxes xD
Might be a weird reference but your Bookshelf Roasts are much like GothamChess's Guess the Elo series in that they are good, wholesome comedy, and so the series is much more popular than initial expectations.
HONESTLY from someone who has 5 animals and my house is ALWAYS dusty even right after dusting, white shelves are fine, they don't show how bad the dust is while black shelves..... THOSE are the worst
I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!
The CD comment hurts me lol. Great video man.
I want to see Daniel get into the mind of Neil deGrasse Tyson when his bookshelf is on display during StarTalk.
"Are you hollow as a person?"
That's when I laughed spit onto my computer.
THE ROASTING IS BACK. I love it!
6:22 that's definitely a real ram's horn
source: I have one
Daniel, you should collab with Jordan Peterson to analyze people rooms. He can yell at them to “organize their chaos and take responsibility cor their life which starts with picking up their room” and you can specialize in analyzing their psyche through the bookshelf in said room
Thank you Daniel! These are consistently the funniest videos!
Oh my god did you completely decide to ignore the Moiraine quest trailer that dropped yesterday ???? and I was here waiting for your reaction and input the whole day :(
Everyone in the WOT community except one or two channels just ignored it, weird
to the bookshelf at 19:11-- your several hundred dollar leatherbounds are going to be so sun-damaged in their current location
Pops killed it w/ the pic with Mr Lewis...
I find your roasting of the plastic figurines hilarious, especially since you have a giant plastic pikachu with an abnormally large head in your own bookshelf XD
Wajow, I have never been this early and that it is a bookshelf roasting, I’m sure I’m gonna love it😂
Me during the video:
Wow, your father has so many books! So cool!
I wouldn’t know how to roast your fathers shelfs, so I’m happy not being in your shoes.
I’m not going to send my shelf in, because I have also books upside down
Oki, I’m stopping now, because otherwise it will be a monstrous comment😆
Random question: how do you have your bookshelf lighting set up? Light strip? With remote? I'm asking because I'm about to invest in a new, larger bookshelf and want to buy lights for it so I can get it all set up at once. Thanks in advance and stay safe! Love all your videos, and these bookshelf roasts are hilarious!
@4:05 Jokes aside, those dolls are gorgeous and they're displayed well IMHO
👀 me looking at my cd's on my shelves... nah, nothing wrong with those!
these videos are extremely comforting for me
'Are you hollow as a person'? Daniel went straight for the soul with that 🤣🤣 ouch hahahha
last time I was this early the channel Man Carrying Thing didn't existed.
Yesterday, you posted a new episode of PDGDBAB, now today a new episode of Bookshelf Roast? You spoil us, oh Goblin King.
I saw Iron Widow on one of the shelves and I am so glad to finally see it on a shelf since it's one of my favourite books of all time.