Book Roast! The Fungus Edition 🍄📚🔥
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- You send me books. I roast them!!!
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You all: roast our shelves.
Me: you abuse stuffed animals.
The baby on the shelf was from the game Death Stranding by Hideo Kojima.
The clown is called Hisoka, from Hunter X Hunter.
The must for a+ is the wheel of time and cosmere, none of those = no a+ for you
When is tims? Daniels, not enough funko pops! And he insulted hisoka 😠
Me: at 8:59 you complimented a Funko Pop. How do you feel now knowing that you have become a hypocrite?
There are not nearly enough comments addressing the mushrooms. I’m so incredibly uncomfortable knowing that exists.
Agreed
GIRL SAME
That happens when there's a lot of moisture under a shelf. Which means that bookshelf is pretty close to falling through the rotting floor underneath.
i saw this comment before i got to that part and thought something like "oh did someone get some tacky mushroom decorations or something like that haha" and quickly lost all whimsy i may have had about the situation
“Hahaha I wonder why it’s called the fungus edition… oh… OH.” 😱
if i ever saw that in someone's house they would no longer consider to be a friend
That was very disturbing. I can't figure it out.
Why is it called fungus edition?
@@akshat_shukla00 Save yourself. It's too late for us. Goooo!
why is ittt?
Me: ok, this is a roast, be prepared to get hurt
Daniel: you carry NO thing
Me: *questions entire identity*
Are you gonna change your shelves?
That was the funniest part of the video
Oh, but of course you carry the love of all your peeps in your heart always, and the weight of atmospheric pressure combined with gravities never ending pull on your sholders.... or somthin
It's okayyy. The sidestacking is what you call 'Book Carrying Book'. :3
Not your username 😂
At 8:59 "Your owl actually looks happy to be on this shelf"
Wait... Isn't that a Hedwig Funko Pop? I'm pretty sure Daniel Greene just complimented a Funko Pop.
Yeah, I know. We must bring this to his attention.
Give the goblin a mental breakdown
I came to the comments looking for this to confirm I didn't imagine it, thank you ✨✨✨
Yeah! i was about to comment just that, he didn't notice ahahahahhahaha
Yes! Hahahaha I thought the same when he complimented it. lol
Daniel: you have an organized bookshelf AND a child.
Murph: Am I a joke to you?
😂😂😂 so true!
Yeah, you know, all it takes is about 24 hours total of time repeating "Don't touch, not yours" and moving them away as soon as they're mobile 😂
she doesn't have an organised shelf tho😅😅 I think he roasted hers too in another vid
Your dad is so cute! "Is that an allegory to 2001 a space Odyssey?" Who know someone could have that big a smile looking at a fetus in a jar
Enjoying a random guy on the internet violently roasting bookshelves while kinda feeling bad for it has turned into the only stable part of my life and I'm not mad.
Daniel my Scott pilgrim funko collection is now worth 4 months rent it’s an INVESTMENT
You gonna sell that and get your money or just keep it on your shelf tho? Bc it’s not actually worth money til the coin’s in your hand.
@@Pharm2be Wrong. If it was not worth money, until someone gave you money, then no one would give you money, because why would someone trade money for something that is worthless?
@@jacobburr3570 The US Government just "alleviated" some of it's own debt by making 3 silver coins made out of ~$100 worth of silver each and assigning them each One TRILLION dollars worth of value and sending them to the Treasury. All money is pretend at this point. Funko pop money is extra pretend.
@@andrewdiaz3529 Economics is one big game. Some people make the rules, some people follow the rules, and some people break the rules. Money makes the world go round. Economic systems created, designed, refined, ripped apart and rebuilt again, over and over. Then Pink Floyd made the song "money", that's a pretty good song mate!
Supposed to be worth. Any buyers yet?🤷🏼
8:57 Nobody tell Daniel that the owl is also a Funko
Netflix needs to give Daniel a Marie Kondo type show where he fixes peoples' bookshelves.
So happy that this became an actual series
I love how he just calls Hisoka a "sad clown"
Ikr. If his fan base bullied him into reading one peice we can *encourage* him to read hunter x hunter
I saw that too. Hisoka is actually one of my favorite characters in that show.
And thats no ordinary clown
That depiction of him definitely is a sad clown.
I'd be so happy if he read or watched HxH
Regarding the shelves with glass - I will be transitioning to them because when I got my quarantine pup last year, she discovered my books and destroyed several of my signed copies. Must protect the babies from the velociraptor I adopted.
Also really nice against dust.
Just got mine back from my mum, with books 2o to 3o years old: they look new.
Its all about protection against dust. Why on earth does he hate shelves with glass doors?
I have one bookshelf with glass doors where I placed all my favorite books aka collections. I agree with all of you. The glass doors are for protection from our velociraptors and dust. But the rest of my books are just in the usual cubbyholes
Daniel: Hey Dad, look at fetus
Daniel’s Dad: *Ear-to-ear grin*
Me: Okay this is all making sense now
Posted a Tiktok just for you, Goblin Lord! I don’t know how to tag on UA-cam, so somebody tag him for me please 😂
I like how Daniel is terrified by the Death Stranding reference with the BB (the baby in the jar). It's brilliant.
Also just to properly clear up Daniel's worries, the baby in the game is treated perfectly fine. It's used as an indicator of danger and I won't put any spoilers in but the BB you have does eventually grow to be something both the character and the player get attached to. So dw about it.
That sounds both terrifying and wholesome at the same time
@@evilemuempire9550 eh, kinda is, kinda isn't. It's explained in game that there is a huge problem of exploitation with it, where the parents are treated like shit or killed if they fight back and BB's will often die or get thrown away if they become useless but if you're an actual decent person, being a mailman and having a BB can save your life and its and many other's.
Btw not sure wether you play games or not or if anyone else who has seen this does, but it is an amazingly atmospheric, trippy ass game. It takes a long while to properly get the mystery if the world going but for a game where you play as a mailman, the amount of gun play horrible encounters you'll have with the creatures called BTs.... it's amazing.
For anyone who can actually stomach really long, weird games with great quirky characters, a kinda stupid but cute story as well and what is probably one of both the bleakest and happiest endings ever, play it. Like it was an amazing experience for me and Daniel can stomach the slog in WoT so I imagine he can stomach the game.
I was hoping someone would defend Death Stranding when he saw BB and I'm glad you explained and laid it out man!
Love Death Stranding and I work at Gamestop, so I usually have to defend it from the usual "walking sim" or "delivery boy: the game" jokes, so it's always refreshing seeing another fan!
One of my favorite games
I had to make sure I wasn’t the only person who knew what it was 😂
Daniel: Roasts everything surrounding the bookshelves
Also Daniel: I’m NOT here to roast doors.
“ADHD. The bookshelf.” I don’t know why I think that is so funny.
I love the shelf with the Kpop albums, and the door covered with idols and coffee XD
Yes! And how he goes 'who are these people? And why are they between coffe' had me laughting
@@gdaymate7262 IKR?? It was truly hilarious, even more so because of the fact that he usually dislikes people mixing music/movies with books, but he didn't even notice the Kpop albums lolol
@@AKookieForYou that's because they look so pleasing and nice. And holly the door was so much work and it looked so good. I wish you a good day^^
@@gdaymate7262 Very true haha! Thank you so much, hope yours is good as well
Lets all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Daniel turned his tablet camera towards his computer to show his dad an image rather than messaging him the picture
The guy looking at the pic of his loving family and his book collection: "The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills"
9:00 I’m assuming Daniel doesn’t realize he’s complimented a funko pop… the infiltration is succeeding
LOL the fetus shelf was me, thanks for the 10/10 (fetuses)! I promise everyone I have a regular bookshelf too, but this one is more fun.
Love how your Dads reaction defied your expectations so drastically
Daniel: “I don’t believe in demons”
*calls a child a demon of chaos*
Me: Does Daniel not believe children exist? 🤔😂
Right?!?
Obviously there are no real children.. there are actual adults being born out of a fresh bookshelf and imposters
Everytime you roast us, I die a little with laughter.
"This cutout of a sad clown...who is actively weeping on your shelf"
The shelf ain't ripe enough
Pretty soon the books will be covered in Bubji Gum it has the properties of both Rubber and Gum
If you know who that clown is, the shelf not being ripe enough is the reason he is there ;]
He wait...patiently...until it perfectly ripens...
8:58 Little did Daniel realize that that owl is in fact a Funko Pop of Hedwig.
Mildly surprised that Daniel didn't recognize the "fetus" as being from Death Stranding.
Didn't even google it
Also mildly surprised he didn't recognize the harry potter owl he actually complimented as a funko pop
@@kirstnmichelle impasta
Hi Daniel, I'd just like to say thank you. I've recently lost a loved one in my family and I'm going through quite a difficult time but your videos never fail to put me in a better mood and a more positive mindset. Keep up the amazing videos👍
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Imagine calling Hisoka the iconic psychopath a « sad clown » 😂
Lol. I came to the comment section to post just that.
I only realized it the second time i eatched the video.
ah yes.... famous sad weeping clown, hisoka
The fetus is from Death Stranding, a video game formerly called "Norman Reedus and the Freaky Fetus"
"Formerly called" bold of you to think that is not the current name
@@whawhawhawhaaaa I've switched to calling it Amazon delivery simulator. It even has piss bottles.
The fungus shelf...
They are aware that the spores will spread to their books, right?
Oh, you can certainly have orderly bookshelves with demons of chaos around... but there are rules:
For the bottom 2-3 shelves:
1) Demon books only. They'll still get damaged but at least it won't be *your* books.
2) If not enough demon books to fill up all shelves, leave empty (because the demons probably need extra space for when they put the books back improperly anyway) or...
3) Use only books of yours that are too heavy to pick up or books stuffed too tight to pull out easily. This will confuse and frustrate the demons and they will avoid.
4) Use extra space for demon toys. This will distract the demons from any of your books that are *just* within reach.
5) No dust jacketed books. Demons like to tear.
6) No colorful books. It attracts the demon's attention.
Alternatively:
1) Keep bookshelves in a room demons aren't allowed in.
2) Be willing to monitor demons anytime they approach the shelf and be ready to pull them away anytime they get too close.
3) Be aware pulling demons away from bookshelves will result in either 1) a satanic ritual of flailing limbs and ear-splitting noise or 2) a newfound pass-time for the demons which requires you to pull them away at least 100 times in a row before they get bored and find a new game.
You should do a video on people who fixed their bookcases due to what you’ve said
Yes! Fingers crossed for a shelf redemption series
10:50 “who keeps the cards people get them”
* looks up to my collection of birthday/holiday cards people have gifted me *
Book Bed. So THIS is how those returned library books got bed bugs! (Shudders in Librarian)
I’m in love with these videos, they make me so happy
12:16 A really cool bookstore near where I live does that. They only sell fantasy and sci-fi (as far as I know). The books are sorted by author last name but K through (I think) P are all tucked away. To find them you have to go to the stairs (there are 2 floors of book chaos in this store) and then to the right where there’s a doorway (minus the door) where you’ll find the books. There are massive piles of books on the floor (all the shelves have been filled). When you go up the stairs, there are book piles on both sides. Upstairs is pretty much the same as downstairs but without the hidden room (there’s also a balcony that overlooks downstairs). Outside, you will find a giant inflatable dragon that is black, purple, and green. They’ve put a mask on it’s mouth because COVID as well. Most chaotic store I have ever stepped into but I love it.
“Who are these individuals? Why are they mixed in with coffee and cakes?” Omg BAHAHA. I watched that 10x! 😂
Waiting on the crossover episode when Murph roasts Daniel's shelves!
I'm proud to be Hungarian today 'cause 5:02 the foreign editions are in Hungarian. Whoever sent that bookshelf in I just... Thank you... You made my day.
Your username is just positively magnificent.
@@Lodestone8 Thank you!
7:10 "so i assume you're pro-incest" - Daniel Greene
I am literally dying right now. amazing.
6:59 Poor Orca got demoted from marine mammal to fish. That's just adding insult to injury whilst it slowly suffocates.
Forget starved kittens, that spilled coffee cup is the sadest things I have ever seen.
I did not know bookshelf roast was a thing I needed in my life but thank you for providing.
8:40 I love how he completely ignored the fact that Wheel of Time series is hidden behind funkopops
The fact that the owl you liked is a Hedwig Funko Pop brings me so much joy. You don’t hate them as much as you think you do!
Lol Somebody has Hisoka on their book shelf. Now I want one!
I cannot tell you enough how much joy I garnered from this very basic video. Thank you sir.
Daniel: "WHo aRe THesE INdiViDUals"
Me: Knowing every single person on that wall
omg i was searching for this comment hehe
@@akankshagarikapati6902 lmaooo the way I did the exact same thing....it's hard out here being a kpop stan who also likes to read
The moment was so funny and now I finally found you guys. I'm so excited
I agree with your figures rant to a point.
I too dislike when a collector just has a random assortment of figures together with no real cohesion, it looks like a mess. I have some figures, but I don't place them all together in a way that they look like they're on display at a store, I give them purpose. Do a themed shelf with more products from that franchise, give them a background, heck go all out and do a diorama, do SOMETHING other than just placing them on an empty void.
That makes perfect sense., to you.
@@OptimusFBA Hey, if you like empty shelves for your figures have at it. I'd rather not make my room look like a less cool ThinkGeek store, worst of all when the shelves are laminated wood.
But yes, thank you for restating the fact that it's my opinion. All the "I's" in my comment made that hard to decipher.
I don’t have a book shelf so I just stack them on top of each other until they reach the ceiling
I like your style
Sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do.
Every time I watch these, I feel worse and worse about my Book Hellscape
But I can't stop
16:18 got me worried "what happens about child maintenance payments if i lose my job"
This series is so good Daniel!!!! Keep them coming
The "Sad clown" at 14:37 got me rolling holy shit. That's Hisoka Morow from a very popular Shonen anime Hunter x Hunter.
My favourite thing about this video is how much time you really didn’t take to dress for the video, the grey lazy day shorts are winning bro! You rock
“This looks perfectly fine, but I want to burn it”
This is the quote of my life 😂😂🤣🤣
I didn't think someone's shelving space could upset me. I don't care what someone puts on it.
But that fucking fungus disturbed me.
It’s safe to say that Denzel Greene smashed all the action Figures he got for Christmas
Or maybe he opened the present and they were already smashed in the box. And on that sad day, his hatred toward action figures was born. Boom, villain origin story.
First of all Orcas aren't fish! They're mammals!!! Second: Love your show!!! Thank you for your videos!! ;)
The fungus tells me they are very commited to that fairy tale aesthetic
Mmmhmm...nope. Somehow, I don't think that's it...
I have caught myself whistling your outro song. Confirmed new favorite jam 🤘🏻
Daniel, you’ve stumbled on something great here. Keep it up.
“this woman” sir that’s lucille ball?!?? D+ in pop culture knowledge for you
16:12 on the computer screen at the bottom “does a father have to pay child support after he looses his job” 😭😭
Wait does Daniel not know who Lucille Ball is?
Thank you I haven't laughed so hard at a video in awhile!
I came to the comments looking for this.
every time I watch one of these it makes me want to reorganize my bookshelves.
I love this! Your dad has a great point, as macabre as it may be. Keep em coming! 🤘
I mad you gave the shelf that have a candle near by a good review. Everyone know lit flames and books don't mix
He knows his friends bookshelves. It's a rigged game 🤷🏼
the one with the room behind it, it looks like a fun little game. you stand on the other side and pick a random book to read lol
Danial pretending that he isn't aware of what Jacob did with the shovel.
He likes the owl and didn´t know it was a funko pop! ;OOO
"Minas Tirith out of... books."
Loved it!
I love how Daniel incorporates his parents into many of his videos ❣also, love his general content & approach to reviewing books open-mindedly!
I too need answers for the room behind the slanted book shelf. I have too many questions.
These have motivated me to clean and organize my book shelf
To anyone considering sending Daniel a gift to open in his next Please Don’t Be a Bomb video, send him a figurine. He’ll love it trust me.
Like a bunch of Funko pop's. Sure
Watching your BOOKSHELF ROAST vedios, I got idea for setting up my new shelves!!
THANKS A LOT!!
DO MORE OF THESE!! 👍👍
i literally have a space on my shelf for all the birthday cards my parents have given me bc idk where else to put them but they're cute 😭
Have a cold rn but Daniel roasting bookshelves makes it bearable :>
also that bear on timeout LMAO poor thing
to the person at 16:45: I love you pls be my friend😂
I also love how confused he was at the pics. Literally laughed out loud😂😂
As a kpop stan i was literally dying ahahah
that was me, thank you for liking it!😂 I love you too lmao
I want to be friends with that person as well, it was a bit blurry but I made out San,Wooyoung,Jongho,Mingi,Hongjoong,Chan and Jeongin, my staytiny heart is happy now haha
i was feeling down and these videos always cheer me up
Daniel: books don't belong in a zoo!
Also Daniel: *throws and smacks books*
Not getting your point.
The two are different things, I mean, not antithetical.
I loved the subplot of the falling coffee, Daniel. Very well shot and implemented. 😌
That coffee spilling was strangely beautiful, despite the tragedy of it.
I laughed so hard when you spilled your drink! 😂😂
I’ve got a small shelf, hope I manage to send it to you to review! :D
I'm very tempted to send him mine. I unpacked them and threw them haphazardly on the shelf, series out of order, etc. (One book is backwards and I have yet to fix it.)
Who drinks cofee in a plastic bucket? That is a worse violation than any bookshelf in this series could dream of accomplishing
Now look here, young’un…did you just refer to Lucille Ball as “this woman”?!?! Did your parents never let you watch “I Love Lucy”? Seriously, though, check it out sometime, even if it’s just an episode or two. It’s old, but it was a great show!
I had my video at 2x speed (because I was watching some uni lectures before) and I heard Daniel say Tweeti twatter at that speed 😂 this video has really brightened my day
5:03
It's good to see I'm not the only Hungarian fan here, yaaaaay
I can’t explain to you how happy these videos make me
"Uh, is there a barista here? Because this roast just got dark!"
These have been unexpectedly fun / entertaining. I'm going to have to get pics of our shelves soon.
Bookshelves really do portray the character of the owner, but goblins have no secrets I guess
I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!
I love how Daniel describes Hisoka's o****m/unamused face (not really sure how to describe it) as a "sad clown actively weeping on your shelf" :D. Poor Hisoka needs a hug here.
This might be my favorite thing I've seen on the internet