Campaign Furniture from Lost Art Press furniture and how to make them of the 'Army Navy Store' of London during VICTORIA - the traveling furniture including traveling bookshelves one would buy to move to India on a Sailing Ship when the Empire transferred you.
@@Don_Rodrigo44 If only they were as intelligent and independently minded as yourself, who isn’t just regurgitating the desiccated offal of tired politicL divisions.
@@bookdmb If only they were as intelligent and independently minded as yourself, who isn’t just regurgitating the desiccated offal of tired politicL divisions. 🤡🤡🤡
Ironically the most upsetting shelf in this video is Daniel's own shelf after he threw the books into it. You left them like that the rest of the video to punish us didn't you
My shelves got roasted at last! (I was the final one in the vid) I’m well pleased you liked them, they are my favorite piece of furniture (though that photo I submitted bugs me, cause i had all of Malazan Book of the Fallen on display, except for The Crippled God, which i was reading at the time. The tiny gap irks me). I swear tho these vids give me so many ideas on how to display books I never would have thought of
@@samanthafries4862The brand is called Mainstays, and I got it through walmart. They're pretty cheap overall but definitely get the job done for a simple shelf
Daniel complimenting the ‘color organization’ of the Warriors books when it’s just the series have spine art for each arc is the highlight of this bookshelf roast for me
The person who had like 20 books lined up on a radiator saying they can't afford a shelf... Yes you can. For such a small number of books, you can get a shelf for free. You can put a message out into your social network asking if someone has a shelf leftover. There are a hundred things you could do instead of lining your books up on top of a radiator 😭 do it for them! Do it for the books!
8:49 The lighting on the books at the top is actually the spines of the Warriors (Warrior Cats) series which create a cool picture when joined together. Would recommend the series btw
my grandparents used to have a set of bookshelves in their old house that were not only built into the wall, but opened up into the cellar/cold room and workshop respectively. It was the coolest thing 5-year old me had ever seen and I still want one to this day
Not sure if anyone else has said it yet, but that broom was a cinnamon broom. My mom likes to get them around the holidays. They smell nice and . . . look like brooms.
Also, go, leaving the tree up year round is kind of genius. Saves you so much work. My family has actually sort of done this, took all the ornaments off but never quite got the tree down. Saved time in November that year😂
10:21 are we just going to ignore the TWO sticks of deodorant front and center next to grandma's ash box?? The Goblin King gave this an A, but these details bump it to a B- for me...
10:30 Why does it look like there is a lovestory going on between the little woodhuman and the toothbrush ontop of what you call "a pile of books"? Somehow I now want to know whats going on between these two holding each other so tenderly like they are just about to kiss for the first time...
This is some sort of Rorschach test because I saw the stick figure stirring something. I'm not one to ship inanimate objects though, unless you put a couple action figures in my hands and take away my phone.
Still haven't actually submitted the photo (because slow to notifications) but honestly, having the photo has been really handy at secondhand book stores lately, so thanks for that Daniel. 😂
I would send Daniel an image of a bookshelf with the entire Wheel of Time series all placed out of order and some being upsidedown, with some being paperback and other hardcover
12:47 - Daniel, [maybe ]they actually _can't_ back up that far IF the bookshelf is in a really tiny (or a really crowded) room [ without that much space available to actually walk backward in]. 😂😂
I love these videos!!! Also, SO COOL of you putting your audiobook on UA-cam. I am picking up where I left off shortly. It's excellent so far man. Such a kind and gangster move man. Thanks
I love it that we can't even say anymore if there are so many unorganised bookshelfs because they are truly so bad... or because we want to see Daniel suffer.
So I shouldn't send in a picture of the. . .10+ books stacked on my couch because I've read them and haven't gotten around to finding the shelf space for them,
You can understand people by looking at their environment. I watch Daniel's old videos where filmed infront of his stainless steel frig. The stainless was spotless. I have a stainless steel frig. I will clean the smuges before I go to bed. I wake up, and their is smugs on the stainless. Daniel must have been clean his frig second before recording. Telling?
My takeaway is that my seemingly humble (edit: yet to be roasted) dusty bookshelf mishmash with little space is actually...somewhat respectable. Although the paper stacks in this episode is all too relatable from eons ago...like knowing or recalling what the worst hangover feels like. I pine for a second slim bookshelf dedicated to WoT paperback I had started, Shannara trades (evocative covers, to me); I do want to get Dark Tower PB's, scifi/fantasy horror trilogies over time!
10:31 O.M.G. ... we have a bookshelf in our front room that is an absolute nightmare. And yet... It's somehow still better than this absolute travesty.
10:30 completely ignoring the fact that they have not been stacked on a shelf... but rather ON THE RADIATOR *DO YOU WANT WARM BOOKS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO READ?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!*
8:56 the color organisation on the top is actually just warrior cats series. It creates one picture. I have warrior cats myself and they look amazing together
8:54 Haha that's actually one series, I'm an avid reader of it too and the paperback books come with that really nice spine image for every separate arc.
Mans said I was a liar. I can guarantee I’m not a liar, that is infact my grandparents shelf. And I used that angle because if I’d backed up and taken the photo through a window you wouldn’t have been able to see the top of the shelf and see how imposing it really is.
Having a mad wizard library/ office full of books is kind of the dream. I go back and forth between wanting a super neat and organized book room someday. And wanting one that’s just organized chaos, only I know exactly where everything is, but nobody else would ever be able to find anything
Yay, my shelf got in! For less than a second bc I knew it would never make it by itself, so I added the cat! (Actually, the cat saw me taking pictures and just lay there, so I had to anyway)
Daniel I would love to see a video showing off peoples nerd artwork! I have been looking everywhere for some minimalist nerd art for my home and can’t find anything outside of the big guns (LOTR and Star Wars) and I want to support small artists not big chains!
the sad thing is I have a book shelf with only Star Wars Funko pops on it. The books are in boxes that I have never unpacked from moving 10 years ago. No pic needed for the grade I think I hear a -f- (negative f-) Love the category.
Um.... was the "just a pile of books" balanced on a radiator...now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure putting books on a heat source is not exactly safe...for the books or otherwise....
This makes me miss my books. I had to put them in storage when I moved and some assholes decided to steal them. I haven't really had a chance to replace everything that was stolen.
Oh no, that’s awful. Cause- if you’re in the US at least- I don’t think insurance would cover that, since you were probably between policies. And also, they’d probably undervalue the books like crazy, and never give you enough to actually cover the cost of replacing all of those books
The only mistake with the Expanse fridge display is that every book was in order - just switch 2 random books and every OCD adjacent person would lose it.
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Campaign Furniture from Lost Art Press furniture and how to make them of the 'Army Navy Store' of London during VICTORIA - the traveling furniture including traveling bookshelves one would buy to move to India on a Sailing Ship when the Empire transferred you.
I love how the person who had Daniel's book on their shelf had put it next to the Twilight books. That's A+ behavior for sure
I was expecting him saying something about that 😬
6:04 I also love how they have a COOKBOOK just sitting there, all on it's own, not being used, but just... there. and on it's side
Daniel acting like Twitter wasn't always an unmitigated dumpster fire 🤣
True dat
yeah but its become part of the virtue signaling starter pack to say twitter bad
@@Don_Rodrigo44 If only they were as intelligent and independently minded as yourself, who isn’t just regurgitating the desiccated offal of tired politicL divisions.
@@bookdmb EP didn’t bring it up, he was just responding. Your criticism should be directed towards Daniel, who brought the topic up.
@@bookdmb If only they were as intelligent and independently minded as yourself, who isn’t just regurgitating the desiccated offal of tired politicL divisions. 🤡🤡🤡
Ironically the most upsetting shelf in this video is Daniel's own shelf after he threw the books into it. You left them like that the rest of the video to punish us didn't you
"I'll watch your kid and you take a nap." You might not have kids, but this statement shows that you understand.
10:22 I am appalled that Daniel did not roast the CENTER PLACEMENT of speed stick deodorant on this shelf
And berserk is separated😭
Would The Goblin dare Roast Brandon Sanderson's shelf?
I would consider paying to see that.
@@encyclopediaofelizabeth Same, lol
Daniel needs a side gig as a bookshelf photographer 😂
My shelf got in the video! And Daniel said he would want to hang out with me because of it! Totally worth the 200 hours it took to build it.
which one??
@@overbooked2120 the second to last.
@@derekhansum761 that one is really cool I'd be your friend too
In the last one I particularly liked how the sword hung over the dice tray like the Sword of Damocles, a threat to any dice who misbehave.
Ooooh, Dresden Files reference? Nice
Maybe I should threaten my dice too, see if they'll behave better....
@@lemmetalkaboutthis the sword of damocles is greek mythology…
My shelves got roasted at last! (I was the final one in the vid) I’m well pleased you liked them, they are my favorite piece of furniture (though that photo I submitted bugs me, cause i had all of Malazan Book of the Fallen on display, except for The Crippled God, which i was reading at the time. The tiny gap irks me). I swear tho these vids give me so many ideas on how to display books I never would have thought of
Very beautiful sword. :)
awesome shelves!!
Cool 😎
Where did you get your shelves? I'm moving out and I'm trying to find different shelves?
@@samanthafries4862The brand is called Mainstays, and I got it through walmart. They're pretty cheap overall but definitely get the job done for a simple shelf
Daniel complimenting the ‘color organization’ of the Warriors books when it’s just the series have spine art for each arc is the highlight of this bookshelf roast for me
ikr! like don't compliment them that's just them having the series in order
Mad Wizard here, Daniel can curl up on the futon any day (so long as he is ok with sharing it with 3 beagles)!
The person who had like 20 books lined up on a radiator saying they can't afford a shelf... Yes you can. For such a small number of books, you can get a shelf for free. You can put a message out into your social network asking if someone has a shelf leftover. There are a hundred things you could do instead of lining your books up on top of a radiator 😭 do it for them! Do it for the books!
Thanks for showing us how to put books on a shelf, Daniel. I can finally stop chucking mine towards the bookshelves in the dark.
8:49 The lighting on the books at the top is actually the spines of the Warriors (Warrior Cats) series which create a cool picture when joined together. Would recommend the series btw
This!!
Love how Daniel complimented someone who had over 20 warrior cats books
I have 43 warrior books to be exact
@@jaylikesfathamsters6841 I have 45! I've never counted them to be honest lol
I know I'm so late to this video, but the Warrior Cats books brought me back to reading after being able not focus on reading for a LONG time.
i have like, 50 or so, i need to catch up with the past couple years books
I really need to just start submitting early for these cause I always miss Daniel's tweet about it.
my grandparents used to have a set of bookshelves in their old house that were not only built into the wall, but opened up into the cellar/cold room and workshop respectively. It was the coolest thing 5-year old me had ever seen and I still want one to this day
Not sure if anyone else has said it yet, but that broom was a cinnamon broom. My mom likes to get them around the holidays. They smell nice and . . . look like brooms.
I have a feeling that if I submitted my bookshelf, Daniel would question how many bodies are in the freezer next to my bookshelf.
4:26 yes, it’s from December 😆… 4:37 and that camera still works 👍🏼📷🎞… thanks!!
Also, go, leaving the tree up year round is kind of genius. Saves you so much work. My family has actually sort of done this, took all the ornaments off but never quite got the tree down. Saved time in November that year😂
10:21 are we just going to ignore the TWO sticks of deodorant front and center next to grandma's ash box?? The Goblin King gave this an A, but these details bump it to a B- for me...
14:40 Oh boy are we going to clip that 😂 Thank you Daniel!
I immediately recognized the backdrop too
Get him on the podcast!
As Chris I can confirm that my shelf does indeed need an exorcism
2torambleshelf goes crazy
10:30 Why does it look like there is a lovestory going on between the little woodhuman and the toothbrush ontop of what you call "a pile of books"? Somehow I now want to know whats going on between these two holding each other so tenderly like they are just about to kiss for the first time...
This is some sort of Rorschach test because I saw the stick figure stirring something. I'm not one to ship inanimate objects though, unless you put a couple action figures in my hands and take away my phone.
Still haven't actually submitted the photo (because slow to notifications) but honestly, having the photo has been really handy at secondhand book stores lately, so thanks for that Daniel. 😂
I would send Daniel an image of a bookshelf with the entire Wheel of Time series all placed out of order and some being upsidedown, with some being paperback and other hardcover
You heathen.
Do it.
Never stop this series 🥰
My favorites are the people that submit, like, "I'm going to watch Daniel die on the inside."
12:47 - Daniel, [maybe ]they actually _can't_ back up that far IF the bookshelf is in a really tiny (or a really crowded) room [ without that much space available to actually walk backward in]. 😂😂
I love these videos!!! Also, SO COOL of you putting your audiobook on UA-cam. I am picking up where I left off shortly. It's excellent so far man. Such a kind and gangster move man. Thanks
Omg, I’ve seen every bookshelf roast and I was so happy when I saw this posted!!!!! Thank you!!!
I love it that we can't even say anymore if there are so many unorganised bookshelfs because they are truly so bad... or because we want to see Daniel suffer.
It’s almost if I knew this was coming. I have just went down a warm hole re-watching all of the bookshelf roast videos😂 Perfect timing Daniel!
"Show me your kitty! And that I mean your pussy...cat."
Thanks for the clarification!
"[Babies] are tornadoes with pulses"
I am SO over shelves with Christmas lights on them. Yuck.
So I shouldn't send in a picture of the. . .10+ books stacked on my couch because I've read them and haven't gotten around to finding the shelf space for them,
14:39 You drop @2ToRamble as the thumbnail for roasting bookshelves, but it turns out they're pretty good
@2ToRamble you are at 14:40 , shelves looking good love that WOT from Juniper!
Wooo! Thank you!!!
If it fits, it sits. That’s my book motto 😂
You can understand people by looking at their environment. I watch Daniel's old videos where filmed infront of his stainless steel frig. The stainless was spotless. I have a stainless steel frig. I will clean the smuges before I go to bed. I wake up, and their is smugs on the stainless. Daniel must have been clean his frig second before recording. Telling?
14:38 2 to ramble lets gooooooo
My takeaway is that my seemingly humble (edit: yet to be roasted) dusty bookshelf mishmash with little space is actually...somewhat respectable. Although the paper stacks in this episode is all too relatable from eons ago...like knowing or recalling what the worst hangover feels like. I pine for a second slim bookshelf dedicated to WoT paperback I had started, Shannara trades (evocative covers, to me); I do want to get Dark Tower PB's, scifi/fantasy horror trilogies over time!
Listened to Breach of peace last night. It slaps. Love the style, can't wait to get into rebels
My bookshelf was the one with the big bird--it is a kite! It's from Bali (where I spent time growing up), and it's my favorite!
Great video; I went back and watched the previous ones! Fun time.
Saved the best 4 for last. I'm building a bookcase in the van I live in. Hopefully, it's done by the next bookshelf roast.
10:31 O.M.G. ... we have a bookshelf in our front room that is an absolute nightmare. And yet... It's somehow still better than this absolute travesty.
as a new parent you gave me anxiety with the idea that my kid is going to destroy my book collection...
Just put them on top of your kitchen cabinets and the upper closet shelves like the two he looked at😂
In 10 years, I will have an A+ shelf.... You just keep it up till then.
"No one's head needs that much diversity"
Daniel unknowingly coming after my hijabs. 😂
10:30 completely ignoring the fact that they have not been stacked on a shelf... but rather ON THE RADIATOR
*DO YOU WANT WARM BOOKS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO READ?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!*
Was the goblin speed running through each bookshelf??? I feel like I barely got to look at any.
FINALLLLLY
😂😭😭😂
The long awaited Appalling ROASTS ARE BACK
Word of appreciation to Daniel’s shirt 😂. It got a chuckle from me when I read it
Dammit, I sent mine in through twitter, I didn't know we had to submit them on Discord
When daniel threw his books on the shelves I keep looking at it in the background 😶
8:56 the color organisation on the top is actually just warrior cats series. It creates one picture. I have warrior cats myself and they look amazing together
3:33 legit envious of what looks like an almost complete collection of MTG novels
8:54 Haha that's actually one series, I'm an avid reader of it too and the paperback books come with that really nice spine image for every separate arc.
The way I gasped when he threw his books…I could never.
I need to submit my shelves…I know he’d hate them. Lol
Mans said I was a liar. I can guarantee I’m not a liar, that is infact my grandparents shelf. And I used that angle because if I’d backed up and taken the photo through a window you wouldn’t have been able to see the top of the shelf and see how imposing it really is.
Having a mad wizard library/ office full of books is kind of the dream. I go back and forth between wanting a super neat and organized book room someday. And wanting one that’s just organized chaos, only I know exactly where everything is, but nobody else would ever be able to find anything
You know the show Bar Rescue. I'd totally watch the show Bookshelf Rescue.
I don't think there was enough anger in this episode.
One of my best friends made the "flower" book case! 😁
That was the funiest thing lol
My mom has the same shelf at 3:30, but she only uses it for DVDs... I never thought to ever put books in there!
I saw that shelf and my brain went "VHS case/shelf!" Because growing up we had two of those filled with VHS
Yay, my shelf got in! For less than a second bc I knew it would never make it by itself, so I added the cat!
(Actually, the cat saw me taking pictures and just lay there, so I had to anyway)
Daniel I would love to see a video showing off peoples nerd artwork! I have been looking everywhere for some minimalist nerd art for my home and can’t find anything outside of the big guns (LOTR and Star Wars) and I want to support small artists not big chains!
10:48 and he left them like that!!!! XDDD I don't think it's gonna be fixed but I'll wait XD
0:34 Funny how Daniel makes references to his other series XD
You would hate my book shelf’s. Full of comic books, novels, and more funky pops than anyone in this video.
Damn, gonna use discord, twitter, youtube and gmail so i get roasted next time hahaha
yes! love a bookshelf roast!
I love your One Piece reviews
If I ever get a Twitter which I've never had it will be for the sole purpose of desiring to have my bookshelf roasted by Daniel 🤣
the sad thing is I have a book shelf with only Star Wars Funko pops on it. The books are in boxes that I have never unpacked from moving 10 years ago. No pic needed for the grade I think I hear a -f- (negative f-) Love the category.
Everyone knows that to get high rates from Daniel Greene you just have to show him your Kitty Cat
Reddit is a cesspool as well, and either I have REALLY bad luck with finding good Discords or it's ALSO getting bad too!
Got my bookmark yesterday! Thanks for shipping :)
Um.... was the "just a pile of books" balanced on a radiator...now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure putting books on a heat source is not exactly safe...for the books or otherwise....
12:26 He did say "without making it look too nice."
Chris is my spirit animal.😂 my own Bookshelf looks eerily similar to his.
#3 is definitely an old vhs case that they just use as a bookcase 😅
Just realized that Daniel and my cat have the same name, and now I need to know where I can submit my bookshelf to
This makes me miss my books. I had to put them in storage when I moved and some assholes decided to steal them. I haven't really had a chance to replace everything that was stolen.
Oh no, that’s awful. Cause- if you’re in the US at least- I don’t think insurance would cover that, since you were probably between policies. And also, they’d probably undervalue the books like crazy, and never give you enough to actually cover the cost of replacing all of those books
8:54 that’s not color organization, those are Warrior Cats books
Awe man…was hoping I would make the cut this time but I submitted via Instagram a long time ago 😑
I have never clicked on a video so fast
14:14 Daniel just transformed into Agent Dale Cooper for 4 seconds
The only mistake with the Expanse fridge display is that every book was in order - just switch 2 random books and every OCD adjacent person would lose it.
Oh that's a cinnamon broom at 2:30. You can waft it around a room to make it smell like cinnamon.
I sincerely regret not watching these roasts earlier. Loled. A lot.
Let's go!! The best vids!
oh no i missed this one! i will submit for the next one. i have things that will hunt your nightmares
help the way i literally gasped when he threw the books into the shelf 😭
" sell half of your hats. No one's head needs that much diversity to it."
- Life advice from Daniel 2023