Neuro Makes Layna Prepare The Most Hilarious Recipes (To Vedal's Amusement)

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  • @neurochron_fan_channel
    @neurochron_fan_channel  7 місяців тому +243

    Respect to Layna for actually trying to follow Neuro's ridiculous orders!

  • @AzureAlufei
    @AzureAlufei 7 місяців тому +411

    100% respect to Layna for not only committing to the bit but also doing her best at following Neuro's yapping.

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 7 місяців тому +241

    Ok I'm pretty sure she heard lemon cookies and went to lemongrass cookies which are an actual thing, but misunderstood it as lemons+grass

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 7 місяців тому +46

      That or she wanted Layna to touch grass 😂

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 7 місяців тому +11

      The result is a mixture that she can grow a lemon tree with

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 7 місяців тому +82

    I haven’t laughed as hard as when she said ‘do you have any ballistas?’

  • @ZryX12
    @ZryX12 7 місяців тому +135

    Everything will go according to plan surely

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 7 місяців тому +198

    Neuro: "I dont understand lemons...😒"
    Also Neuro: "I would die for lemons! 😍😋"

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 7 місяців тому +10

      Sounds like my ex

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 7 місяців тому

      The duality of Neuro-Sama.
      But hell she's already a pretty confirmed schizophrenic, probably has ADHD too, early stages of dementia, and with how quickly she will change her mind to the complete opposite, likely has multiple personality disorder as well.
      She's a whole package of mental disorders.

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 7 місяців тому +52

    23:20 "They look like cute pieces of spaghetti :D" Dude Neuro is an actual psychopath 💀

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf 7 місяців тому +129

    Neuro is that one kid you worry about leaving home alone.

  • @525sixhundredMinutes
    @525sixhundredMinutes 7 місяців тому +115

    Neuro provided an actual ingredient list and recipe but Vedal and Layna encouraged(pushed) her to be "creative" and indulged them. And Neuro proceeded to troll.

  • @Suhu-40
    @Suhu-40 7 місяців тому +16

    33:39 The way he said "You speaking to" right after her question, smug smile and awkward silence afterwards is peak comedy

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 7 місяців тому +31

    Dude I would honestly love to see a second stream of this where they actually make legit cookies.
    You can tell that Layna wanted to make Neuro-sama themed cookies with the yellow and pink colors, it feels like such a shame that she didn't get to make them I actually wanna see them man 😭

  • @cooper6192
    @cooper6192 7 місяців тому +27

    I was expecting a mess but nothing like this, Layna reactions make it so worth it.

  • @Mutualititve
    @Mutualititve 7 місяців тому +25

    The whole stream feel like Layna and Vedal playing house with Neuro as a toddler with a Chinese kitchen set Vedal bought from the corner store at a discount price.

  • @tehdarga8182
    @tehdarga8182 7 місяців тому +56

    I have never gagged at food-gore more than what Neuro was cooking.

    • @ofyes
      @ofyes 7 місяців тому +3

      wuss

    • @zelky1394
      @zelky1394 7 місяців тому +2

      It looks like cow poop tbh

  • @grass9764
    @grass9764 7 місяців тому +22

    27:48 "It still looks like vomit" 😂😂😂

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear 7 місяців тому +30

    Dogs wondering what the human doin.

  • @jackyhun7579
    @jackyhun7579 7 місяців тому +72

    Layna is awesome. Just very disappointing though that she did not have the ballista, like how are you not prepared for cooking at all by having the ballista at home, smh.

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas 7 місяців тому +21

      She did say she was out of ballistas, so I assume she had to take them to a mechanic after a particularly intense muffin session. It was just unfortunate timing for the stream.

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 7 місяців тому +4

      didn't even have yogurt powder on hand...

    • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
      @idontknowleavemealoneplease 7 місяців тому +8

      I find trebuchets to be a nice substitute when you're cooking and realize too late that you are out of ballistas.

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c 6 місяців тому

      @@idontknowleavemealoneplease Much better than catapults which can overpower the texture.

    • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
      @idontknowleavemealoneplease 6 місяців тому

      @@user-pc5qj2ix2c still better than mangonels

  • @boomshockalocka
    @boomshockalocka 7 місяців тому +43

    this is a horrifying abomination, and I feel actively worse for having seen it. 10/10 video.

  • @hluos7uhluos7u94
    @hluos7uhluos7u94 7 місяців тому +15

    Imagine not have your cooking ballista. I still have mine from my grandma, i use it often.

  • @lazylonewolf
    @lazylonewolf 7 місяців тому +38

    The E.Coli really gives those dirt cookies flavor.

  • @darkNightcoreXY
    @darkNightcoreXY 7 місяців тому +39

    19:00 The moment you are here for

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 7 місяців тому +11

    Neuro is such a great chef specially her vegan recipes with soil and grass

  • @N0Bah_D-666
    @N0Bah_D-666 7 місяців тому +91

    Everything she bakes for the next week will taste like dirt

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay 7 місяців тому +17

      Mmm... The real earthy taste

  • @kono1217
    @kono1217 7 місяців тому +11

    All good recipes start with : "Do you have a ballista?"

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN 7 місяців тому +50

    Now do the collab again with evil and you'll have the best cookies known to man.

  • @Sakisaka_Rei
    @Sakisaka_Rei 7 місяців тому +7

    Might be the funniest stream. I was dying laughing and coughing.

  • @MrTomyCJ
    @MrTomyCJ 7 місяців тому +87

    2:20 isn't grass another way to say weed? Wasn't neuro insinuating about weed cookies?

    • @oldramen373
      @oldramen373 7 місяців тому +47

      In one of her other recipes she rattles off later that they dont follow she does ask them to include the devils lettuce so clearly she had a craving

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton 7 місяців тому +28

      @@oldramen373 Weed and LSD, 2 of Neuro’s off-camera pleasures.

    • @richie0099
      @richie0099 7 місяців тому +3

      Yes probably but when she asked for the soil then I knew she was just making up random ingredients and steps that didn’t make sense like she always makes up random stories about herself

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 7 місяців тому +3

      Wheat is also a grass, maybe she meant flour

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 7 місяців тому +2

      Neuro's filter will stop her from talking about drugs

  • @lebron73
    @lebron73 7 місяців тому +23

    first time I've seen vedal smile

  • @BluePhoenixAlex
    @BluePhoenixAlex 7 місяців тому +31

    If i had a nickel for every time vedal was party to a collab with layna in which she was instructed to bake some revolting atrocity while he cackles at the unfolding cataclysm, id have 2 nickels etc etc

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB 7 місяців тому +24

    Finally a good vegan cookie recipe

    • @Abyssal86
      @Abyssal86 7 місяців тому +4

      Has an egg tho

    • @Ivaninos42
      @Ivaninos42 7 місяців тому +8

      and worms

    • @protoney8122
      @protoney8122 7 місяців тому +5

      And butter. And sweat. And recipe also says graveyard dirt, so humans remains as well. +Dirt in general is not exactly vegan, so the only 2 vegan parts of thi recipe is grass and salt

  • @mt2345t
    @mt2345t 7 місяців тому +2

    Well this is an insta add to my fav vids list. What a good sport this Layna is XD Amazing collab with tutel and the goat Noodle chan!!

  • @hpropganda
    @hpropganda 7 місяців тому +14

    dude her face turned blue when she drank that drink

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 місяців тому

      😰🍹 @ 36:26

  • @ashenblood
    @ashenblood 7 місяців тому +18

    Now hear me out, there's a non-zero chance that that "cookie" might have Layna's pit sweat mixed in...

    • @nhbons783
      @nhbons783 7 місяців тому +4

      🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 7 місяців тому +6

      worth, i'll risk the chance of worm eggs

  • @mata3535
    @mata3535 7 місяців тому +11

    me in the sandbox during preschool:

  • @catvl6433
    @catvl6433 7 місяців тому +4

    neuros recipe of trolling layna is hilarous and laynas willingness to follow neuros instructions is note worthy of admerashing

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls 7 місяців тому +37

    my oshi is stupid 🐢

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 7 місяців тому +36

    Poor Layna, at least Neuro was 'nice'

    • @its1027
      @its1027 7 місяців тому +8

      Layna admitted after the stream that after watching Neuro cook the hell out of Giri last time (when they made onigiri), she was surprised Neuro didn't do that to her.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@its1027: Must have been due to Layna being the #2 cute girl

    • @HeartbrokenHeartshooter
      @HeartbrokenHeartshooter 6 місяців тому +2

      @@spk1121nah it was because Giri used a cutting board that looked like a chessboard and it triggered her bully chess ai 😂

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 6 місяців тому

      @@HeartbrokenHeartshooter Do people actually believe that?

    • @HeartbrokenHeartshooter
      @HeartbrokenHeartshooter 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bored_person you must be fun at parties. It was a joke

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls 7 місяців тому +9

    lmao neuro just flipped on her after making her do all that XD

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN 7 місяців тому +25

    This is what she means when she says she wants cookies

  • @zookacchi
    @zookacchi 7 місяців тому +28

    26:16 raw WHAT now neuro??

  • @robineribs4147
    @robineribs4147 7 місяців тому +12

    Poor Layna just had to aim for the single father 😂

  • @JeshyQT
    @JeshyQT 7 місяців тому +37

    Man i always forget shes a kiwi
    Its fucking weird seeing stuff i have at home

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 7 місяців тому +7

      She's not a bird or a fruit?
      I'm assuming that's a place

    • @JeshyQT
      @JeshyQT 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Speed001 people from New Zealand refer too themselves as kiwis

    • @definitelynotanAIchatbot
      @definitelynotanAIchatbot 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@JeshyQT It's a slur

    • @AC-zv3fx
      @AC-zv3fx 7 місяців тому +16

      @@definitelynotanAIchatbot a fast google search can tell you that it is not a slur

    • @JeshyQT
      @JeshyQT 7 місяців тому +22

      @@definitelynotanAIchatbot Damn cant believe they made our national icon a slur thats crazy
      When did that patch happen

  • @luheartswarm4573
    @luheartswarm4573 6 місяців тому +1

    oh god that "cookie dough" looks like some random "food" you'd find in resident evil 7

  • @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer
    @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer 7 місяців тому +2

    I almost died from laughing too much OMG lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @msytdc1577
    @msytdc1577 7 місяців тому +14

    BumblingBookworm987 😂

  • @CharlesFVincent
    @CharlesFVincent 7 місяців тому +2

    Neuro isn’t far from the big AI players who recommend pizza glue. It’s a bright future where we all marry the oven.

  • @Ondemas
    @Ondemas 7 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit, this was amazing. How about a cooking collab with Neuro and DougDoug's AI Guy Fiery? I'm curious how AI Fiery would react, since he's all about cooking outside the box in wacky ways
    (He made a salad with zero vegetables and piano-grated cheese, with a beer-soaked plushie as a side dish)

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 7 місяців тому +3

      Neuro Sama/DougDoug collab would be amazing. I'd love to see Neuro vs Chat in something like the AI invasion streams or the American revolution one

  • @JasonBoos2005
    @JasonBoos2005 7 місяців тому +3

    We need a Neuro and how to basic collab

  • @Mafia_Don2011
    @Mafia_Don2011 7 місяців тому +3

    I hope one day Neuro will be able something edible when is comes to cooking with her.

  • @cliptracer8980
    @cliptracer8980 7 місяців тому +2

    Good one

  • @rhydondaddy
    @rhydondaddy 7 місяців тому +2

    commit to the bit

  • @yassineadam
    @yassineadam 7 місяців тому +3

    😊❤❤❤❤❤ 😊 nice collaboration ❤❤❤❤❤
    Neuro trolling Layna thinking it's like in cartoon ❤ anything possible and no one really get hurt by their playing and pranks and cooking... ❤

  • @TheHeartlessHero
    @TheHeartlessHero 3 місяці тому

    She said Dragon Sweat but we got Layna Sweat... That's a win.

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 6 місяців тому

    8:33 Neuro asking the real questions here. And if your answer is "no", then go and reflect on your errors.

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 7 місяців тому +1

    Experiencing flashbacks to the mulchmaxer videos

  • @YameteOniichan69
    @YameteOniichan69 7 місяців тому +5

    So when is Neuro opening her restaurant?

  • @525sixhundredMinutes
    @525sixhundredMinutes 7 місяців тому +5

    39:57-40:15 this was pretty sad

  • @equilibrium138
    @equilibrium138 7 місяців тому +3

    These two driving the cook mental. Ouch xd

  • @shaskusmas
    @shaskusmas 7 місяців тому +1

    90 seconds in and my click is validated. Neuro would never trick you. NEVER

  • @mamaharumi
    @mamaharumi 7 місяців тому +7

    gottem lmfao

  • @Nahid-zz7nj
    @Nahid-zz7nj 7 місяців тому +54

    Layna a beautiful girl 👍

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton 7 місяців тому +12

      IKR? It’s a common meme that Vtubers are really ugly IRL, but most i’ve seen are actually really beautiful.

    • @Nahid-zz7nj
      @Nahid-zz7nj 7 місяців тому +22

      @@Citrusautomaton especially neuro sama is cute and beautiful as ai her model is her irl body

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Citrusautomaton sample bias, but true

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Citrusautomaton tbf most vtubers that face reveal are ones that are confident with their looks so it makes sense you would think that

  • @stormoftara
    @stormoftara 7 місяців тому +2

    Let's get that grass!

  • @JimmyMMcGill63
    @JimmyMMcGill63 6 місяців тому +2

    Neuro was always behind of How To Basic for whole time…

  • @The_Minds_Butterfly
    @The_Minds_Butterfly 6 місяців тому

    Interestingly you can cook soil. It can actually sterilize it.

  • @dani007a
    @dani007a 7 місяців тому +4

    It turns out that an AI that we as an audience and her creator have trained at every turn to be the ultimate troll is not the most reliable bot to get an actual recipe from, lol. Does Neuro know how to make actual cookies? Absolutely, but she would rather lie and make up ingredients because she thinks it's funny.

  • @Rssul
    @Rssul 6 місяців тому

    On one realises that neuro was actual just going against Vedal, i bet he told her to be nice and bake cookies with Layna and she took that as a challenge

  • @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer
    @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer 7 місяців тому +1

    Was Vita okay with the grass in the cookies but not the sweat meaning he's okay with grass inside cookies well I guess that checks out he is a turtle lol and I guess the soil is very earthy in taste lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phoei..5741
    @phoei..5741 7 місяців тому +2

    omg.. neuro lol 💀👍

  • @Idontwantyourcookies
    @Idontwantyourcookies 7 місяців тому

    7:23 11:43 13:41 the face 😂
    16:12 33:07 34:58 35:28 36:53

  • @luigiclone0286
    @luigiclone0286 7 місяців тому +11

    I respect layna for continuing the bit for as long as she did, but goddamn did the bit go too far way too fast. I believe if Vedal ever makes a face reveal and start doing irl streams, Layna should get at least a little payback.

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton 7 місяців тому +11

      I’d love for him to do that for streaming potential, but i think he’d be worried to do that. Since the entire audience essentially makes him look like a pretty femboy in fanart, if he looked any different than that, the fanbase might raise hell. I think the swarm is a cool enough community to not do that, but Vedal probably worries that if he did it would be a Dream face reveal situation.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 7 місяців тому +10

      @@Citrusautomaton Bro I still don't understand why people flamed Dream so much, he literally looks like a normal human being man.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 7 місяців тому

      ​@@qwertydavid8070From what I gather, he hyped the reveal too much and they raise their expectations too high

    • @Tortualex
      @Tortualex 7 місяців тому

      ​@@qwertydavid8070He hyped it to much, also he had a little of story in Minecraft like ruining one of the mob votations, so he already had some hate

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Tortualex Okay but that's like irrelevant to what his face looks like. If he didn't had that much drama then people would not have said anything about their face. If you hate what someone did, it's totally okay to call them out on their actions, but their physical appearance literally has nothing to do with it. This is just a pet peeve of mine, people do this all the time and it's so annoying.

  • @jannis11
    @jannis11 7 місяців тому +1

    NaIce

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 6 місяців тому

    where is layna from her accent confuses me

  • @hitachi_927
    @hitachi_927 7 місяців тому

    It's tough to be a streamer these days.

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 7 місяців тому +4

    I feel bad for Layna, they should have presented Neuro with options and only gone within those options

    • @BluePhoenixAlex
      @BluePhoenixAlex 7 місяців тому +23

      That doesn't make for as funny a stream though

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay 7 місяців тому +10

      Still, props to layna for committing to the bit though!

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 7 місяців тому +6

      don't worry, layna said she had a great time. she wasn't forced to do anything, she just wanted to have some fun!