Neuro Makes Layna Prepare The Most Hilarious Recipes (To Vedal's Amusement)

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  • @neurochron_fan_channel
    @neurochron_fan_channel  Місяць тому +232

    Respect to Layna for actually trying to follow Neuro's ridiculous orders!

  • @AzureAlufei
    @AzureAlufei Місяць тому +392

    100% respect to Layna for not only committing to the bit but also doing her best at following Neuro's yapping.

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 Місяць тому +223

    Ok I'm pretty sure she heard lemon cookies and went to lemongrass cookies which are an actual thing, but misunderstood it as lemons+grass

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Місяць тому +44

      That or she wanted Layna to touch grass 😂

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 Місяць тому +10

      The result is a mixture that she can grow a lemon tree with

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Місяць тому +190

    Neuro: "I dont understand lemons...😒"
    Also Neuro: "I would die for lemons! 😍😋"

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Місяць тому +10

      Sounds like my ex

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi Місяць тому

      The duality of Neuro-Sama.
      But hell she's already a pretty confirmed schizophrenic, probably has ADHD too, early stages of dementia, and with how quickly she will change her mind to the complete opposite, likely has multiple personality disorder as well.
      She's a whole package of mental disorders.

  • @sharkgamez3390
    @sharkgamez3390 Місяць тому +128

    Everything will go according to plan surely

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Місяць тому +126

    Neuro is that one kid you worry about leaving home alone.

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 Місяць тому +49

    23:20 "They look like cute pieces of spaghetti :D" Dude Neuro is an actual psychopath 💀

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 Місяць тому +70

    I haven’t laughed as hard as when she said ‘do you have any ballistas?’

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 Місяць тому +27

    Dude I would honestly love to see a second stream of this where they actually make legit cookies.
    You can tell that Layna wanted to make Neuro-sama themed cookies with the yellow and pink colors, it feels like such a shame that she didn't get to make them I actually wanna see them man 😭

  • @Suhu-40
    @Suhu-40 Місяць тому +14

    33:39 The way he said "You speaking to" right after her question, smug smile and awkward silence afterwards is peak comedy

  • @jackyhun7579
    @jackyhun7579 Місяць тому +63

    Layna is awesome. Just very disappointing though that she did not have the ballista, like how are you not prepared for cooking at all by having the ballista at home, smh.

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas Місяць тому +21

      She did say she was out of ballistas, so I assume she had to take them to a mechanic after a particularly intense muffin session. It was just unfortunate timing for the stream.

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa Місяць тому +4

      didn't even have yogurt powder on hand...

    • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
      @idontknowleavemealoneplease Місяць тому +8

      I find trebuchets to be a nice substitute when you're cooking and realize too late that you are out of ballistas.

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c Місяць тому

      @@idontknowleavemealoneplease Much better than catapults which can overpower the texture.

    • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
      @idontknowleavemealoneplease Місяць тому

      @@user-pc5qj2ix2c still better than mangonels

  • @Mutualititve
    @Mutualititve Місяць тому +24

    The whole stream feel like Layna and Vedal playing house with Neuro as a toddler with a Chinese kitchen set Vedal bought from the corner store at a discount price.

  • @boomshockalocka
    @boomshockalocka Місяць тому +41

    this is a horrifying abomination, and I feel actively worse for having seen it. 10/10 video.

  • @tehdarga8182
    @tehdarga8182 Місяць тому +54

    I have never gagged at food-gore more than what Neuro was cooking.

    • @ofyes
      @ofyes Місяць тому +3

      wuss

    • @zelky1394
      @zelky1394 Місяць тому +2

      It looks like cow poop tbh

  • @hluos7uhluos7u94
    @hluos7uhluos7u94 Місяць тому +13

    Imagine not have your cooking ballista. I still have mine from my grandma, i use it often.

  • @525sixhundredMinutes
    @525sixhundredMinutes Місяць тому +109

    Neuro provided an actual ingredient list and recipe but Vedal and Layna encouraged(pushed) her to be "creative" and indulged them. And Neuro proceeded to troll.

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear Місяць тому +30

    Dogs wondering what the human doin.

  • @grass9764
    @grass9764 Місяць тому +21

    27:48 "It still looks like vomit" 😂😂😂

  • @cooper6192
    @cooper6192 Місяць тому +27

    I was expecting a mess but nothing like this, Layna reactions make it so worth it.

  • @lazylonewolf
    @lazylonewolf Місяць тому +38

    The E.Coli really gives those dirt cookies flavor.

  • @BluePhoenixAlex
    @BluePhoenixAlex Місяць тому +30

    If i had a nickel for every time vedal was party to a collab with layna in which she was instructed to bake some revolting atrocity while he cackles at the unfolding cataclysm, id have 2 nickels etc etc

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN Місяць тому +49

    Now do the collab again with evil and you'll have the best cookies known to man.

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB Місяць тому +23

    Finally a good vegan cookie recipe

    • @Abyssal86
      @Abyssal86 Місяць тому +3

      Has an egg tho

    • @Ivaninos42
      @Ivaninos42 Місяць тому +7

      and worms

    • @protoney8122
      @protoney8122 Місяць тому +4

      And butter. And sweat. And recipe also says graveyard dirt, so humans remains as well. +Dirt in general is not exactly vegan, so the only 2 vegan parts of thi recipe is grass and salt

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls Місяць тому +37

    my oshi is stupid 🐢

  • @kono1217
    @kono1217 Місяць тому +10

    All good recipes start with : "Do you have a ballista?"

  • @darkNightcoreXY
    @darkNightcoreXY Місяць тому +38

    19:00 The moment you are here for

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 Місяць тому +10

    Neuro is such a great chef specially her vegan recipes with soil and grass

  • @nonreligionist
    @nonreligionist Місяць тому +89

    Everything she bakes for the next week will taste like dirt

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay Місяць тому +17

      Mmm... The real earthy taste

  • @zookacchi
    @zookacchi Місяць тому +26

    26:16 raw WHAT now neuro??

  • @lebron73
    @lebron73 Місяць тому +23

    first time I've seen vedal smile

  • @hpropganda
    @hpropganda Місяць тому +12

    dude her face turned blue when she drank that drink

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Місяць тому

      😰🍹 @ 36:26

  • @MrTomyCJ
    @MrTomyCJ Місяць тому +85

    2:20 isn't grass another way to say weed? Wasn't neuro insinuating about weed cookies?

    • @oldramen373
      @oldramen373 Місяць тому +45

      In one of her other recipes she rattles off later that they dont follow she does ask them to include the devils lettuce so clearly she had a craving

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Місяць тому +27

      @@oldramen373 Weed and LSD, 2 of Neuro’s off-camera pleasures.

    • @richie0099
      @richie0099 Місяць тому +3

      Yes probably but when she asked for the soil then I knew she was just making up random ingredients and steps that didn’t make sense like she always makes up random stories about herself

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Місяць тому +3

      Wheat is also a grass, maybe she meant flour

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 Місяць тому +2

      Neuro's filter will stop her from talking about drugs

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 Місяць тому +35

    Poor Layna, at least Neuro was 'nice'

    • @its1027
      @its1027 Місяць тому +8

      Layna admitted after the stream that after watching Neuro cook the hell out of Giri last time (when they made onigiri), she was surprised Neuro didn't do that to her.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@its1027: Must have been due to Layna being the #2 cute girl

    • @HeartbrokenHeartshooter
      @HeartbrokenHeartshooter Місяць тому +1

      @@spk1121nah it was because Giri used a cutting board that looked like a chessboard and it triggered her bully chess ai 😂

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person Місяць тому

      @@HeartbrokenHeartshooter Do people actually believe that?

    • @HeartbrokenHeartshooter
      @HeartbrokenHeartshooter Місяць тому +1

      @@bored_person you must be fun at parties. It was a joke

  • @mata3535
    @mata3535 Місяць тому +10

    me in the sandbox during preschool:

  • @catvl6433
    @catvl6433 Місяць тому +3

    neuros recipe of trolling layna is hilarous and laynas willingness to follow neuros instructions is note worthy of admerashing

  • @ashenblood
    @ashenblood Місяць тому +17

    Now hear me out, there's a non-zero chance that that "cookie" might have Layna's pit sweat mixed in...

    • @nhbons783
      @nhbons783 Місяць тому +4

      🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa Місяць тому +6

      worth, i'll risk the chance of worm eggs

  • @Sakisaka_Rei
    @Sakisaka_Rei Місяць тому +6

    Might be the funniest stream. I was dying laughing and coughing.

  • @robineribs4147
    @robineribs4147 Місяць тому +12

    Poor Layna just had to aim for the single father 😂

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls Місяць тому +8

    lmao neuro just flipped on her after making her do all that XD

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN Місяць тому +24

    This is what she means when she says she wants cookies

  • @JeshyQT
    @JeshyQT Місяць тому +36

    Man i always forget shes a kiwi
    Its fucking weird seeing stuff i have at home

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Місяць тому +7

      She's not a bird or a fruit?
      I'm assuming that's a place

    • @JeshyQT
      @JeshyQT Місяць тому +24

      @@Speed001 people from New Zealand refer too themselves as kiwis

    • @definitelynotanAIchatbot
      @definitelynotanAIchatbot Місяць тому +1

      ​@@JeshyQT It's a slur

    • @AC-zv3fx
      @AC-zv3fx Місяць тому +15

      @@definitelynotanAIchatbot a fast google search can tell you that it is not a slur

    • @JeshyQT
      @JeshyQT Місяць тому +20

      @@definitelynotanAIchatbot Damn cant believe they made our national icon a slur thats crazy
      When did that patch happen

  • @mt2345t
    @mt2345t Місяць тому +2

    Well this is an insta add to my fav vids list. What a good sport this Layna is XD Amazing collab with tutel and the goat Noodle chan!!

  • @msytdc1577
    @msytdc1577 Місяць тому +14

    BumblingBookworm987 😂

  • @CharlesFVincent
    @CharlesFVincent Місяць тому +2

    Neuro isn’t far from the big AI players who recommend pizza glue. It’s a bright future where we all marry the oven.

  • @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer
    @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer Місяць тому +2

    I almost died from laughing too much OMG lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JasonBoos2005
    @JasonBoos2005 Місяць тому +3

    We need a Neuro and how to basic collab

  • @equilibrium138
    @equilibrium138 Місяць тому +3

    These two driving the cook mental. Ouch xd

  • @Mafia_Don2011
    @Mafia_Don2011 Місяць тому +3

    I hope one day Neuro will be able something edible when is comes to cooking with her.

  • @Nahid-zz7nj
    @Nahid-zz7nj Місяць тому +54

    Layna a beautiful girl 👍

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Місяць тому +12

      IKR? It’s a common meme that Vtubers are really ugly IRL, but most i’ve seen are actually really beautiful.

    • @Nahid-zz7nj
      @Nahid-zz7nj Місяць тому +22

      @@Citrusautomaton especially neuro sama is cute and beautiful as ai her model is her irl body

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@Citrusautomaton sample bias, but true

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 Місяць тому +16

      @@Citrusautomaton tbf most vtubers that face reveal are ones that are confident with their looks so it makes sense you would think that

  • @525sixhundredMinutes
    @525sixhundredMinutes Місяць тому +5

    39:57-40:15 this was pretty sad

  • @Ondemas
    @Ondemas Місяць тому +3

    Holy shit, this was amazing. How about a cooking collab with Neuro and DougDoug's AI Guy Fiery? I'm curious how AI Fiery would react, since he's all about cooking outside the box in wacky ways
    (He made a salad with zero vegetables and piano-grated cheese, with a beer-soaked plushie as a side dish)

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 Місяць тому +3

      Neuro Sama/DougDoug collab would be amazing. I'd love to see Neuro vs Chat in something like the AI invasion streams or the American revolution one

  • @yassineadam
    @yassineadam Місяць тому +3

    😊❤❤❤❤❤ 😊 nice collaboration ❤❤❤❤❤
    Neuro trolling Layna thinking it's like in cartoon ❤ anything possible and no one really get hurt by their playing and pranks and cooking... ❤

  • @JimmyMMcGill63
    @JimmyMMcGill63 Місяць тому +2

    Neuro was always behind of How To Basic for whole time…

  • @luheartswarm4573
    @luheartswarm4573 Місяць тому +1

    oh god that "cookie dough" looks like some random "food" you'd find in resident evil 7

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 Місяць тому +1

    Experiencing flashbacks to the mulchmaxer videos

  • @rhydondaddy
    @rhydondaddy Місяць тому +2

    commit to the bit

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr Місяць тому

    8:33 Neuro asking the real questions here. And if your answer is "no", then go and reflect on your errors.

  • @cliptracer8980
    @cliptracer8980 Місяць тому +2

    Good one

  • @dani007a
    @dani007a Місяць тому +4

    It turns out that an AI that we as an audience and her creator have trained at every turn to be the ultimate troll is not the most reliable bot to get an actual recipe from, lol. Does Neuro know how to make actual cookies? Absolutely, but she would rather lie and make up ingredients because she thinks it's funny.

  • @mamaharumi
    @mamaharumi Місяць тому +7

    gottem lmfao

  • @The_Minds_Butterfly
    @The_Minds_Butterfly Місяць тому

    Interestingly you can cook soil. It can actually sterilize it.

  • @stormoftara
    @stormoftara Місяць тому +2

    Let's get that grass!

  • @phoei..5741
    @phoei..5741 Місяць тому +2

    omg.. neuro lol 💀👍

  • @YameteOniichan69
    @YameteOniichan69 Місяць тому +5

    So when is Neuro opening her restaurant?

  • @Idontwantyourcookies
    @Idontwantyourcookies Місяць тому

    7:23 11:43 13:41 the face 😂
    16:12 33:07 34:58 35:28 36:53

  • @Rssul
    @Rssul Місяць тому

    On one realises that neuro was actual just going against Vedal, i bet he told her to be nice and bake cookies with Layna and she took that as a challenge

  • @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer
    @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer Місяць тому +1

    Was Vita okay with the grass in the cookies but not the sweat meaning he's okay with grass inside cookies well I guess that checks out he is a turtle lol and I guess the soil is very earthy in taste lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jannis11
    @jannis11 Місяць тому +1

    NaIce

  • @luigiclone0286
    @luigiclone0286 Місяць тому +11

    I respect layna for continuing the bit for as long as she did, but goddamn did the bit go too far way too fast. I believe if Vedal ever makes a face reveal and start doing irl streams, Layna should get at least a little payback.

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Місяць тому +11

      I’d love for him to do that for streaming potential, but i think he’d be worried to do that. Since the entire audience essentially makes him look like a pretty femboy in fanart, if he looked any different than that, the fanbase might raise hell. I think the swarm is a cool enough community to not do that, but Vedal probably worries that if he did it would be a Dream face reveal situation.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 Місяць тому +10

      @@Citrusautomaton Bro I still don't understand why people flamed Dream so much, he literally looks like a normal human being man.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Місяць тому

      ​@@qwertydavid8070From what I gather, he hyped the reveal too much and they raise their expectations too high

    • @Tortualex
      @Tortualex Місяць тому

      ​@@qwertydavid8070He hyped it to much, also he had a little of story in Minecraft like ruining one of the mob votations, so he already had some hate

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 Місяць тому +1

      @@Tortualex Okay but that's like irrelevant to what his face looks like. If he didn't had that much drama then people would not have said anything about their face. If you hate what someone did, it's totally okay to call them out on their actions, but their physical appearance literally has nothing to do with it. This is just a pet peeve of mine, people do this all the time and it's so annoying.

  • @hitachi_927
    @hitachi_927 Місяць тому

    It's tough to be a streamer these days.

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz Місяць тому

    where is layna from her accent confuses me

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 Місяць тому +4

    I feel bad for Layna, they should have presented Neuro with options and only gone within those options

    • @BluePhoenixAlex
      @BluePhoenixAlex Місяць тому +23

      That doesn't make for as funny a stream though

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay Місяць тому +10

      Still, props to layna for committing to the bit though!

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa Місяць тому +6

      don't worry, layna said she had a great time. she wasn't forced to do anything, she just wanted to have some fun!

  • @chintzerhin4854
    @chintzerhin4854 Місяць тому

    layna is just like like older sister to neuro.

  • @mundylunes7755
    @mundylunes7755 Місяць тому +2

    If only Layna had a pot of lemon grass

  • @shaskusmas
    @shaskusmas Місяць тому +1

    90 seconds in and my click is validated. Neuro would never trick you. NEVER