Fun fact, at 5:23 when the bouncer tells John that he's lost over 60 lbs it was confirmed that this is code to tell John how many guards there are in the club. In Russian he says he's lost over 20kg (the movie incorrectly translates it to 60lbs which is ~25kg but whatever), so he's telling John there are a bit over 20 men in the building. On top of having history with the guy, for telling him John let's the bouncer live
So why not say immediately he's lost over 25 kg? Why does he need to put in the unit conversion? What if John understood that there are 60 guys inside? Is there an equation to convert pounds to henchmen in this universe?
@@mythicallyunknown9583now we gotta count how many he actually killed and see if it was a bit over 25. If so that's fucking cool and some more fun facts to talk about like the pillow scene.
@@mckstellar1005 Well, if Marcus had received a contract to kill John, then Marcus would've already told John about it, because they are best friends and rumours are that Marcus trained John.
Its worth mentioning, the dog he picked was marked to be euthanized, meaning he saw himself in that dog, and wanted to save the dog, in the hopes that the dog would help save himself.
The cops just know not to mess with the Continental, the High Table, and especially John, so he just wants to know if he's gonna have to do more paperwork to cover the murders and stuff. They explored it a tiny bit more in the Continental show with the detective side plot.
@@MrJakeros I caught him in the middle of his gameplay/commentary era, and maybe a little before he met Kaya and they became a mini MST3K. The Donkey Ollie series holds a special place in my heart. Good times 🥂
Crazy how all it took to get the audience behind what was essentially a murderous rampage that dragged many innocent people into it and surely ruined many, many families was a dog dying. Myself included. RIP best boy
Body guards and security that work for known criminals like that are not innocent. He never hurt an innocent bystander...only paid criminals working for higher up criminals that made a move towards him in a threatening manner.
@@heathb4319 we don't know the life story of every unamed guard to state that as fact. He went for his target and started a gun fight in a completely packed club; a few people 100% got hit either by him or the people firing at him, either way probably wasn't super heroic to drag all those people into it. And finally, what about every single club goer who did not get hit but is now irreversibly traumatized by this one guys selfish violent rampage? I love this movie too my g but let's not pretend Wick wouldn't be considered an absolute monster IRL for his crimes.
@@SilharaTheChosenNo one is innocent. It was confirmed by Keanu and the director that John Wick doesn't take place in a normal universe. It takes place in a universe where mostly everyone is an assasin.
@@SilharaTheChosenThe bodyguards are working for Vigo, who's a Cartel's mob boss like his brother in JW2. I wouldn't say they are innocent people and in all 4 JW movies, while many of the fight scene were in crowded areas. Surprisingly, there's no indication that innocent people died in the process even though some of them were caught in the cross fire, like the roundabout scene in France. Realistic? No, but I think that's the reason why people can get behind this movie because all the death scene are all from the underground world who aren't innocent.
No matter who’s explains John wick, hearing that the dog died will make you cry edit: why am i being called a softie by a whole bunch of old dudes? i own mk komplate edition - mk1, i just made thus comment for the likes.
I have a few buddies that say the continental spin off isn't that good and they don't know why And im here like: ITS BECAUSE OF THE DOG. Them: What? Me: We follow John Wick because we want to see him avenge his dog BRUUUH. THATS PEAK EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT.
Ten sets of sneakers out of 10 staplers continues the tradition of presenting a nonsense fraction. 10a/10b can not be simplified any further unless the variables are given values. Sneakers and staplers are not 'like terms', it's still not a 10 out of 10 like you are thinking, but it is clear Highboi liked this movie or he would have picked more derisive variables for his fraction, like for Cars he gave 7 lug nuts out of 7 fuck nuts, or Cats which got an Auschwitz out of a Unit 731.
The rain thing at 10:50 actually happened to me, at a soccer game there was a light drizzle, and then it started drenching in the span of like 3 seconds
It's happened to me at Ultimate Frisbee--- and it was odd. At first, about 1/3 of the field was in torrential rain. The rest of the field was still dry. It took it about 5 seconds to cross the length of the field to our side. They have these things called "microbursts" (videos on youtube). Basically a saturated cloud just suddenly releases *all* the rain at one time. It can be very destructive and have a high downward wind too.
Happened to me when I was taking my old man to the DMV to surrender his license. As I was walking to get the car, it downpours out of nowhere for thirty seconds then stops. I was the only one outside in the parking lot. God was taking a piss on me that day apparently.
@@thedead12 or you opened a video, watched it, then scrolled down which caused it to load the comments and it gave you time from after you watched it while 28 min old stayed the same
I actually have experience falling flat on my back onto a solid surface (ice/frozen ground)from a height similar to if not higher than the fall in this movie. I don't have a broken back but there was definitely permanent damage. (Dont do frontflips off roofs kids) It happened 15 years ago now and i still have pain daily. John definitely shouldn't have been able to get right back up and continue fighting because he wouldn't have an air in his lungs and hed be in immense pain. Broken back though? Youd have to fall in a seriously weird way to achieve that if its even possible from that height IMHO.
@@AlphariusOmegon618 Hardly. I jumped up about as soon as I hit the ground and tried to walk it off, but the pain was super intense immediately. I ended up just laying on the kitchen floor for several hours. I'm sure with training you could get back in the fight as soon as you could breathe again, but you're not jumping up and getting right back to it no matter how much of a badass you are.
i dont know anything about falling but, doesn't stunt actors fall of from heights like that regularly and have nothing happening to them? maybe john knows how to do that stuff too, which leads him to taking minimal damage. like how you're supposed to apparently not fight it when you're tumbling down and relax your whole body etc.
I watched it in school, with my classmates using our Teacher's Netflix account and his WiFi. It was the end of school year and we're about to graduate. Fun times.
I mean, the guy was just killing criminals. It's a lot safer to do paperwork than it is to take down people with an intent and skill to kill. Especially when there's a good chance your boss is on the payroll already.
6:19 I’m not a genius film critic like yourself, but I do know a thing or two about CQC. If your primary runs out of ammo, and your opponent is right on top of you, then it’s better to use fists or a knife instead of using a side arm or back up. Generally you should get your opponent to a distance where they cannot disarm you if you pull out your sidearm.
i've been waiting for this day. specifically, once i saw the name of the video, i was anticipating the 09:15 scene. It was my only real pet peeve of the movie. suuuper dangerous for them to shoot like that.
while im not a patreon member i still enjoy the videos and support them. the video style is comedic and savvy while being captivating and having solid strong points. keep being funny much respect 🙂
I'll do you one better, john wick is based on every mans day dreams at the age of 16 sitting in class thinking about situations just like in these movies, and i love them.
The boat pit [to my knowledge] is called a dry dock, you were correct in it being used for ship maintenance. The “immovable nipple” I believe is used to moor boats but I don’t know its name, it is possibly called a mooring anchor.
I saw this on tv a while ago, and thought of the exact same thing regarding the sniper shooting the pillow. Even if it missed the shot that close would have made a huge impact on the mattress.
Personally, I think the scene is realistic as bullet entry point is usually smaller than the exit point and considering that pillows are soft objects, it makes sense that the impact is small
Generally you don't meet the bosses family members, especially if the person is an assassin, they'd want the least amount of information on family to be known.
Realistically you're right but in this non realistic universe, everyone and their mother knows who john is. Also the idiot young guy would have needed to call someone to get the address giving yet another chance to find out who john is. At the end of the day it's a small necessary plot hole to make the movie happen.
@@ytaltacc8008 John Wick has been retired for over 5 years and if his son was a minor when John retired, it makes sense for the son not to know him because he has just started learning about the business. The scene where Vigo took an old, dusty contact book indicated that the book has not been touch in years and is long forgotten so there's no reason for Vigo to tell his son about some assassin that retired long ago.
Depending on his age, the idiot may have been away in boarding school or college when John was working so he wouldn't have had as much exposure to rumours of John. He may have heard of Babayaga but not connected it to a name or face.
I’ve been waiting years to watch the John Wick movies. Avoiding all the spoilers I could. I love this channel so much I’m about to spoil a 10 year old movie for myself. Keep up the great work!
ya know the movie was amazing when even highbois deranged ratings still give it a 10 out of 10.. (i've seen this movie many times its just really great to see him talk about it lol)
6:20 There is a theory that People in the JW Universe have special abilities, and John's in super human endurance and healing. There are others like the blind guy who has super senses etc.❤
Literally everybody knowing about John Wick is the only annoying part of the amazing world the movies and spinoff show have built. Each movie takes it further. It seems like the dog-killer is the only guy in the movie-universe who doesn't know who Wick is.
at 3:37 he say's "where are all the other human beings" but it doesn't show up in the subtitles and meanwhile it just shows "god damn it" but he said that after the where are all the other human beings
1:33 I think a logical answer is that maybe the son went to some posh boarding school (probably in Switzerland or something, rich people have a hard on for that sort of thing) and was absent during the whole building of an empire part.
Dude you done it man hahaha A channel called high boi Dissing the absoluut shit out of movies. And blowing up your channel out of nowhere to getting over 200k views in 8 hours. I remember when you started off this crazy shit. And im happy i could witness about 80/90% of it Congrats dude 🎉🎉🎉 your a legend
Not gonna lie, that patreon ad at the start made me think your patreon content is worse xd Just because I freaking LOVE your censor sounds. They're funny as hell.
7:30 During that scene, you see wick load his rifle and he actually loads blank rounds. They have a twisted top and are the same color as the brass of the bullet.
Plot twist:
High Boi is the only person on the planet who isn't under a criminal organisation.
What do mean plot twist? We all know that!
Well don’t tell him!!!!!
you were not supposed to tell him dammit!
dat do be facts
Then why would it be hidden??
could you imagine being the pet store owner and coming into work only to see a bloody trail and one of the dogs missing
no, that pet store/vet owner was also a retired hitman that knows of john, everyone but that one russian dickhead and his groupies knew of john.
I’d be like “Damn, buncha dudes must’ve died tonight.”
also ain’t the doggie is scheduled to be neutralized? guy must have a heart attack seeing it missing
He'd probably say, "Gaddamn stirfry chefs again! I'mma hafta put on TWO deadbolts!"
Thr choosen one has awoken
Fun fact, at 5:23 when the bouncer tells John that he's lost over 60 lbs it was confirmed that this is code to tell John how many guards there are in the club. In Russian he says he's lost over 20kg (the movie incorrectly translates it to 60lbs which is ~25kg but whatever), so he's telling John there are a bit over 20 men in the building. On top of having history with the guy, for telling him John let's the bouncer live
So why not say immediately he's lost over 25 kg? Why does he need to put in the unit conversion? What if John understood that there are 60 guys inside? Is there an equation to convert pounds to henchmen in this universe?
ngl I feel like the actor made that up to make his scene more important than it was
@@Regolith86Nope, it was confirmed by Keanu and the director.
@@mythicallyunknown9583now we gotta count how many he actually killed and see if it was a bit over 25. If so that's fucking cool and some more fun facts to talk about like the pillow scene.
@@mckstellar1005 Well, if Marcus had received a contract to kill John, then Marcus would've already told John about it, because they are best friends and rumours are that Marcus trained John.
9:49 I love that the subtitles say “higher midgets” instead of “hire midgets” I have no idea if this was intentional or not but I love it
Oof. I was still confused until I read this
"Higher midget" makes no sense. Lol
Its worth mentioning, the dog he picked was marked to be euthanized, meaning he saw himself in that dog, and wanted to save the dog, in the hopes that the dog would help save himself.
Who tf is chopping onions!
@@fermentedpenny5264mb😭
STOP CUTTING ONIONS
John... you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self... only then will your true self reveal itself...
Wait, John Wick is also euthanized? Who cut his balls off?
I feel like the cop who asked John, "Is he working again?" Must be a retired pro hitman like John Wick
The cops just know not to mess with the Continental, the High Table, and especially John, so he just wants to know if he's gonna have to do more paperwork to cover the murders and stuff. They explored it a tiny bit more in the Continental show with the detective side plot.
I think he just new enough about John to know that crossing him was an easy way to get his face blown off
That’s pretty hype now I want that spin off
No, it's just because the cops are aware of him and the continental, as the guy above me said
the prequel mini series released on amazon last month@@jojithehomie7809
I just love how Cr1tical demonstrating mags and everyone meme-ing him already years leading up has finally reached its logical conclusion.
Shit, I remember when he was doing gameplay of the Reach beta XD
@@MrJakeros I caught him in the middle of his gameplay/commentary era, and maybe a little before he met Kaya and they became a mini MST3K. The Donkey Ollie series holds a special place in my heart. Good times 🥂
@@viscountrainbows2857I still love the donkey Oille series
Yes! The movie that teaches the best moral; “Never f$&k with a man’s dog!”
Thought that said "Never f$&k a man's dog!"
both apply
@@Fafuchess true
yeah that too, 2/3 STIs/STDs that affects humans are from people who f$&k'd a species not human@@mrjuicyboi2768
my brother in christ, nobody's gonna screw a dog in this reply section@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4
10:34 He wasn’t inspecting his gun. Vigo gave him the gun which had only one single bullet. So he was laughing…
5:48 It is called Intimidation. If you just kill a dude, he hasn't felt enough fear and panic before dying. Payback for emotional damage.
Emotional damage!😂
Steven He would be proud
Crazy how all it took to get the audience behind what was essentially a murderous rampage that dragged many innocent people into it and surely ruined many, many families was a dog dying. Myself included. RIP best boy
Body guards and security that work for known criminals like that are not innocent.
He never hurt an innocent bystander...only paid criminals working for higher up criminals that made a move towards him in a threatening manner.
@@heathb4319 we don't know the life story of every unamed guard to state that as fact. He went for his target and started a gun fight in a completely packed club; a few people 100% got hit either by him or the people firing at him, either way probably wasn't super heroic to drag all those people into it. And finally, what about every single club goer who did not get hit but is now irreversibly traumatized by this one guys selfish violent rampage?
I love this movie too my g but let's not pretend Wick wouldn't be considered an absolute monster IRL for his crimes.
@@SilharaTheChosenNo one is innocent. It was confirmed by Keanu and the director that John Wick doesn't take place in a normal universe. It takes place in a universe where mostly everyone is an assasin.
@@SilharaTheChosenThe bodyguards are working for Vigo, who's a Cartel's mob boss like his brother in JW2. I wouldn't say they are innocent people and in all 4 JW movies, while many of the fight scene were in crowded areas. Surprisingly, there's no indication that innocent people died in the process even though some of them were caught in the cross fire, like the roundabout scene in France. Realistic? No, but I think that's the reason why people can get behind this movie because all the death scene are all from the underground world who aren't innocent.
@@SilharaTheChosen Sheeet. Always have to defend evil people. Stupid AF.
No matter who’s explains John wick, hearing that the dog died will make you cry
edit: why am i being called a softie by a whole bunch of old dudes? i own mk komplate edition - mk1, i just made thus comment for the likes.
Fr this man can make a horror and a sad movie funny but there are some things no one can change
I have a few buddies that say the continental spin off isn't that good and they don't know why
And im here like: ITS BECAUSE OF THE DOG.
Them: What?
Me: We follow John Wick because we want to see him avenge his dog BRUUUH. THATS PEAK EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT.
especially considering the fact that it was his wife's dying gift
Nah, it's just an animal, dude
@@lLenn2ratio
I've said it before and i'll say it again: High Boi is just a decidedly better version of Cinema Sins.
1 million fukkin percent
A WAAYY better version of Cinemasins.
tbf Cinema Sins is still funny, but, High Boi actually being high makes it funnier
@@Karmanara Cinemasins used to be funny in the past, but now it feels like they kinda lost their edge.
@@Bloody_Ingenious It's just CinemaNitpicks now
The fact that everyone was collectively shitting their pants after they heard his dog got killed is pretty telling for how badass he really is
Love how this was one of the only 10 out of 10's he's ever given. Shows Highboi has good taste.
Ten sets of sneakers out of 10 staplers continues the tradition of presenting a nonsense fraction. 10a/10b can not be simplified any further unless the variables are given values. Sneakers and staplers are not 'like terms', it's still not a 10 out of 10 like you are thinking, but it is clear Highboi liked this movie or he would have picked more derisive variables for his fraction, like for Cars he gave 7 lug nuts out of 7 fuck nuts, or Cats which got an Auschwitz out of a Unit 731.
@@HotPinkst17 Forest for the trees huh.....
But sneakers are clearly better and more valuable than staplers, so it must be at least 12/10.
Honestly an interesting movie idea: the life of the 5% of people not employed by a criminal organization in the John wick universe
carrying all of society on their backs
Pretty much the same as a white man living in the ghetto
Gamer moment
5:31 You know a hitman's a master of their craft when they can interrogate people they've already killed
John Wick gives zero shits.
Whips out oija board and start threatening the ghost
Assassin's creed be like
Just cast speak with dead, ez
necromancer
The rain thing at 10:50 actually happened to me, at a soccer game there was a light drizzle, and then it started drenching in the span of like 3 seconds
literally england
It's happened to me at Ultimate Frisbee--- and it was odd. At first, about 1/3 of the field was in torrential rain. The rest of the field was still dry. It took it about 5 seconds to cross the length of the field to our side.
They have these things called "microbursts" (videos on youtube). Basically a saturated cloud just suddenly releases *all* the rain at one time. It can be very destructive and have a high downward wind too.
The most normal england weather
I think its called something burst
Happened to me when I was taking my old man to the DMV to surrender his license. As I was walking to get the car, it downpours out of nowhere for thirty seconds then stops. I was the only one outside in the parking lot. God was taking a piss on me that day apparently.
10:53
as someone who lives in a tropical area, I can confirm weather can change that fast
The real victim was the dog that was killed for no reason.
Rip John Wick's first dog
Gone but never forgotten
It's a great day when Highboi uploads, and sums up a great movie.
UA-cam says that the video 28 Minutes old is
And you’re comment is 31 minutes old
Either UA-cam is broken or you are a time travler
@@thedead12 if there was a premiere with a countdown for the video people can leave comments while waiting on the vid to start
@@kurqnkov2299time-traveller. No negotiation, No denying it, Time travel.
Movie is mid at best
@@thedead12 or you opened a video, watched it, then scrolled down which caused it to load the comments and it gave you time from after you watched it while 28 min old stayed the same
I actually have experience falling flat on my back onto a solid surface (ice/frozen ground)from a height similar to if not higher than the fall in this movie. I don't have a broken back but there was definitely permanent damage. (Dont do frontflips off roofs kids) It happened 15 years ago now and i still have pain daily. John definitely shouldn't have been able to get right back up and continue fighting because he wouldn't have an air in his lungs and hed be in immense pain. Broken back though? Youd have to fall in a seriously weird way to achieve that if its even possible from that height IMHO.
wouldn't the adrenaline keep away the pain for a bit
@@AlphariusOmegon618 Hardly. I jumped up about as soon as I hit the ground and tried to walk it off, but the pain was super intense immediately. I ended up just laying on the kitchen floor for several hours. I'm sure with training you could get back in the fight as soon as you could breathe again, but you're not jumping up and getting right back to it no matter how much of a badass you are.
The pistol was right along his spine. It would have focused the full fall on it's outline.
Yeah he would be looking at broken vertebrae and hips.
Ye but your not John wick. John wick just built different his spine built like a slinky
i dont know anything about falling but, doesn't stunt actors fall of from heights like that regularly and have nothing happening to them? maybe john knows how to do that stuff too, which leads him to taking minimal damage. like how you're supposed to apparently not fight it when you're tumbling down and relax your whole body etc.
I recently watched this movie and I loved it. The cinematography, the acting, and the action choreography were all great.
Despite all the "holes in the plot", this film leaves a good impression.
I watched it in school, with my classmates using our Teacher's Netflix account and his WiFi. It was the end of school year and we're about to graduate. Fun times.
POV: You killed your friends dog in minecraft.
11:33 If you remove the staplers and jordans, the movie is a 10/10.
Damn that's the first 10/10 since WALL-E
100 people found dead across the city
Police: "John Wick probably has his reasons. We need to focus on the REAL crimes!"
I mean, the guy was just killing criminals. It's a lot safer to do paperwork than it is to take down people with an intent and skill to kill. Especially when there's a good chance your boss is on the payroll already.
police, probably: "we enjoy breathing and having blood inside ourselves rather than outside"
Maryland profile respect 🔥
That’s the closest rating for a movie to an actual rating that he’s ever given
He's actually giving a real rating once or twice. I think wall-e was one of them.
“He was the most skilled and most well known Hitman” *plays clip of Charlie* Yup sounds about accurate
It’s not a clip. It’s a *mag*
Its a drum dum dum
6:19 I’m not a genius film critic like yourself, but I do know a thing or two about CQC. If your primary runs out of ammo, and your opponent is right on top of you, then it’s better to use fists or a knife instead of using a side arm or back up. Generally you should get your opponent to a distance where they cannot disarm you if you pull out your sidearm.
damn thats actually so smart
And you also have to use short weapons
@@afeeemchiThe same thing can be seen in MGS and John Wick Hex (John Wick tactical game)
It always kills me how John just casually steals a dog after it's all over
It was a dog marked for euthanasia
i've been waiting for this day. specifically, once i saw the name of the video, i was anticipating the 09:15 scene. It was my only real pet peeve of the movie. suuuper dangerous for them to shoot like that.
Some of the Boi's comments are ridiculous, but this one was genious.
while im not a patreon member i still enjoy the videos and support them.
the video style is comedic and savvy while being captivating and having solid strong points. keep being funny much respect 🙂
I'll do you one better, john wick is based on every mans day dreams at the age of 16 sitting in class thinking about situations just like in these movies, and i love them.
4:35nice penguin reference
The boat pit [to my knowledge] is called a dry dock, you were correct in it being used for ship maintenance.
The “immovable nipple” I believe is used to moor boats but I don’t know its name, it is possibly called a mooring anchor.
I saw this on tv a while ago, and thought of the exact same thing regarding the sniper shooting the pillow. Even if it missed the shot that close would have made a huge impact on the mattress.
Personally, I think the scene is realistic as bullet entry point is usually smaller than the exit point and considering that pillows are soft objects, it makes sense that the impact is small
Not really, would have passed right through doing exactly what it did.
@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko on second view, I think you’re right. I guess Mr. Wick doesn’t have feather pillows.
@@Irish381 He uses memory foam pillows😎
Generally you don't meet the bosses family members, especially if the person is an assassin, they'd want the least amount of information on family to be known.
But it would make sense for the idiot son to know who john wick is.
The authority with which you said this is really lending credence to the idea that 90% of the world's population works for a criminal organization.
Realistically you're right but in this non realistic universe, everyone and their mother knows who john is. Also the idiot young guy would have needed to call someone to get the address giving yet another chance to find out who john is. At the end of the day it's a small necessary plot hole to make the movie happen.
@@ytaltacc8008 John Wick has been retired for over 5 years and if his son was a minor when John retired, it makes sense for the son not to know him because he has just started learning about the business. The scene where Vigo took an old, dusty contact book indicated that the book has not been touch in years and is long forgotten so there's no reason for Vigo to tell his son about some assassin that retired long ago.
Depending on his age, the idiot may have been away in boarding school or college when John was working so he wouldn't have had as much exposure to rumours of John. He may have heard of Babayaga but not connected it to a name or face.
Hey High Boi. You always make my day better regardless of how I’m feeling. You’re a great person, and you should have a great day
I’ve been waiting years to watch the John Wick movies. Avoiding all the spoilers I could. I love this channel so much I’m about to spoil a 10 year old movie for myself. Keep up the great work!
3:23 That cop was like “ight cool” to the dead bodies on the floor. Just a normal day at the Wick Residence
Edit: This man is a fricking savage
I hope this means we get the rest of the Wick movies explained by our favorite "idiot".
1:18 killed me
I don’t even watch movies anymore, I just wait for this guy to explain them
ya know the movie was amazing when even highbois deranged ratings still give it a 10 out of 10.. (i've seen this movie many times its just really great to see him talk about it lol)
Quality of content has topped for this one dawg nice work
I just look forward to this guys videos, a month's wait is definitely worth it.
Love the video, keep the great vids up! ❤❤🎉
I swear to God this man could make a 3 hour video on why the 3rd stall in high school washrooms are the best and it would be entertaining as fuck
6:20 There is a theory that People in the JW Universe have special abilities, and John's in super human endurance and healing. There are others like the blind guy who has super senses etc.❤
Perky forgot the most important rule in any and all organized group: Snitches get stitches, or death
Literally everybody knowing about John Wick is the only annoying part of the amazing world the movies and spinoff show have built. Each movie takes it further. It seems like the dog-killer is the only guy in the movie-universe who doesn't know who Wick is.
These movies are so good and i love that he is FIANLLY covering this movie
The 4th one was questionable but Wick 2 & 3 are masterpieces in their own right
@@MarloSoBalJr I loved the 4th the combat was good but the story kind of lacked
3:18 fun fact: there’s a very popular fan theory that Jimmy (the cop) is a member of The High Table
I love how High boi just drops the most random Car knoledge from time to time.
at 3:37 he say's "where are all the other human beings" but it doesn't show up in the subtitles and meanwhile it just shows "god damn it" but he said that after the where are all the other human beings
john wick is so relatable, if someone killed my dog id go on a psychopathic killing spree too
ong so real
Except that u would have been killed way faster
@@PriyanshuBhanja yeah but it's the intention that counts haha
0:05 explain Wolf of Wall Street or I cry
It’s always a great day when high boi uploads
fr
always and forever
Charlie as John Wick. This is goated.
This UA-cam channel is basically how my spirit animal.
High boy never fails to fill us up with weed and blow us up with cement
10:10 it’s called the dry dock!
1:33 I think a logical answer is that maybe the son went to some posh boarding school (probably in Switzerland or something, rich people have a hard on for that sort of thing) and was absent during the whole building of an empire part.
1:52 experiencing
real life ａｎ *Ｇ Ｏ Ｒ*
Dude you done it man hahaha
A channel called high boi
Dissing the absoluut shit out of movies. And blowing up your channel out of nowhere to getting over 200k views in 8 hours.
I remember when you started off this crazy shit. And im happy i could witness about 80/90% of it
Congrats dude 🎉🎉🎉 your a legend
Hovered over one of your videos while trying to pick another cold ones video, saw how fast you takes and have watched everyday dying at these 😂
9:00 asking the real fucking questions.
5:25 the bouncer at the night club mentioning his weight loss wasn't random, he's telling John that there are 60 guards in the nightclub
60? More like 25. What's 60 lbs to Kilos? About 25 kgs.
@@bush2239 then why didn't he just say 25? Is he stupid?
3:37 they were killed by all the assassins.
He picked that dog at the end because the paperwork on the cage said he was to be put down in the morning. John saved that dog's life.
Man these never get old i swear😂😂😂😂.Keep up the great work
Haven’t watched the video yet but still dropping a like because I know it’s gonna be funny as hell lol
10:28
"What do you think it is? Fuckin cs"😂😂😂
Died at this
As someone whose Minecraft dog was killed by an iron golem, I totally understand and respect John's actions
to be fair 10:56, during watching this video i was struck with the worst hailstorm ive seen in years only for it to disappear in three minutes
I WENT MISSING FOR 1 MONTH TOO COME BACK WITH HIGH BOI COOKIN THIS MADE MY ROUGH ASS WEEK MY DAY BLESS YOU HIGH BOI❤
7:23 Except Star Wars had a reason, in that scene the troopers were ordered not to kill
1:03 THEY BETTER PAY FOR THAT.
John’s dog’s death be like:
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Oh they will, THEY WILL!
They did ;)
10:59 its called New Zealand weather.
Or Irish weather
Assuming that a stapler weighs 400 grams and an air Jordan weighs 450 grams this means that high boi rates this movie an 8.8/10
Not gonna lie, that patreon ad at the start made me think your patreon content is worse xd
Just because I freaking LOVE your censor sounds. They're funny as hell.
is anyone else noticing how the movie is slightly sharpened? why is it sharpened tho?
The "Boat pit" is called a Dry Dock for people wondering
Oooh, la-dee-da Mr. Frenchman. I bet you call your Car Hole a "Garage" as well!
9:28
The answer to the question above is
✨️ favoritism. ✨️
The third movie happens because John does the same thing.
Crazy how I subbed over 2 years ago and you’ve made so much progress
Bro that Joe Rogan "I understand" bit literally made me burst out laughing. 😂
it was satisfying to see Charlie handle everyone
1:40 they know of him but they dont know his face, to him johnwick was some random guy with a nice car
I feel like the cop didn’t arrest John is because he is either scared or knows what John is capable of so that is why the cop didn’t arrest john
The random and seemingly entirely serious Critical drop got me 🤣
3:50 I mean, the Payday gang use Continental coins too so maybe?
10:04 helichopter
bro is making it official
High Boi said this movie is awesome and gave it a perfect 10/10 score. Can't wait for him to cover the sequels that are also just as good
Excellent vid 👏
I don't think Luigi would be happy with his new nickname 😂
Ah, the man with the best summaries of movies.
2:31 Napoleon reference
7:30
During that scene, you see wick load his rifle and he actually loads blank rounds. They have a twisted top and are the same color as the brass of the bullet.
> Professional Hitman
> Doesn't even check if someone is following him before pulling up to his house
7:08
I love the low budget john wick poster, so funny.
this guy can make a movie about seriousness into the funniest shit ever.
8:32 GoT reference, lol