Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - The Search For The Worst - IHE

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  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun 8 років тому +574

    Baby Geniuses 2 is easily some of the strangest Captain America fanfiction I've ever seen.

    • @gatst7680
      @gatst7680 8 років тому +14

      Alex Shannon
      Then you obviously don't read much Fanfiction

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 8 років тому +8

      Gats T Oh, I've read plenty. Most of it less strange than this.

    • @gatst7680
      @gatst7680 8 років тому +4

      Alex Shannon
      Yep, it is

    • @aidansherry17
      @aidansherry17 7 років тому +2

      Wat

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 5 років тому +3

      I saw this comment coming

  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 8 років тому +649

    So, apparently, the IMDB page has a ton of "10/10" ratings that all sound like it was either written by the director or his mum.

    • @IHATEINNET
      @IHATEINNET 5 років тому +51

      no just him his mum has seen better

    • @brandonneal6659
      @brandonneal6659 5 років тому +24

      @@IHATEINNET She probably thought the same thing when the director was handed to her after birth....."here is your child Ma'am"......"Meh, okay I guess".

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +21

      The director came back from the dead to write fake reviews
      That sounds like something he would do

    • @oongaboonga9481
      @oongaboonga9481 4 роки тому +5

      Meh, probably trolls.

    • @mal_3157
      @mal_3157 4 роки тому +14

      Almost every bad movie ever has great reviews for some reason

  • @MegaKH2fan
    @MegaKH2fan 9 років тому +2921

    Hey look, it's Cool Cat's favourite movie.

    • @amanofnoreputation2164
      @amanofnoreputation2164 9 років тому +161

      +Silent Insanity He loves babies.

    • @chrisz71
      @chrisz71 8 років тому +64

      Oh god, I can actually see Daddy Derek wanting to make a combination movie with the babies and Cool Cat.

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 8 років тому +24

      +Silent Insanity
      "I LOVE BABIES!!!"
      Cool Cat ~ Cool Cat Stops Bullying/Cool Cat Saves The Kids

    • @toonsquirtle264
      @toonsquirtle264 8 років тому +20

      +MunchJrGames GNARLY!
      BOOGIE OUT!
      I'M SURFIN' THE WEB! *stupid stereotypical surf music plays*
      *typing sound but not typing the needed letters for the frase* if you were nice you would have more friends and friends are coooo-ool!

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 8 років тому +5

      I'm A Bully And I'm Gonna Get You Tomarre? OH NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • @bobsherlock
    @bobsherlock 9 років тому +2413

    Loves babies? Doesn't that sound...familiar?

    • @spencertheg23
      @spencertheg23 9 років тому +271

      I'M COOL CAT, AND I LOVE ALL KIDS!!!!!!

    • @spencertheg23
      @spencertheg23 9 років тому +135

      EXQUISITE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @agsproductions4303
      @agsproductions4303 9 років тому +146

      +Spencer Gilchrest Don't forget this.........
      COOL CAT LOVES TO BOOGIE WOOGIE!!!

    • @bobsherlock
      @bobsherlock 9 років тому +92

      Spencer Gilchrest THAT'S GROOVY!!

    • @spencertheg23
      @spencertheg23 9 років тому +52

      +Bob Sherlock DERE HE IS!!!!!!

  • @KellyCrayon
    @KellyCrayon 8 років тому +400

    A family member took me to see this in the theater when it came out. I have no idea why they took me or why they thought I would want to see it, speaking that I've never seen the first one to this day, but I can tell you that I walked out of that theater as an eight year old knowing that I had just seen the worst movie of my young life.
    I mean that.
    My roomate started showing me your videos, and the moment I saw "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2" I made him pause the video so I could describe every awful thing I remembered about that movie and how to this day I would rather eat my own toenails than watch it again.
    I don't even want to think about anything that ranked worse than this. I'm so sorry that you're watching them, but thank you for taking the bullet for the rest of us.

    • @matthewbadger8685
      @matthewbadger8685 7 років тому +10

      "Eat my own toenails."

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 років тому +4

      So...
      You eaten a lot of toenails in your life?

    • @MrRage1027
      @MrRage1027 5 років тому +1

      I highly doubt that happened 😂 a little girl just ups and leaves the adult who took her 😂😂😂 ok

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 5 років тому +9

      @@MrRage1027 She means when the movie was over, she left the theater knowing it was shit. Not that she walked out of the cinema halfway through.

    • @KingKazon99
      @KingKazon99 5 років тому

      @@MrRage1027 l

  • @abelzatyko1513
    @abelzatyko1513 8 років тому +1538

    NOOOOOOOOOO i just realised i have seen this movie multiple times when i was little and thought it was ok. i was a stupid child.

    • @joegaming4369
      @joegaming4369 8 років тому +5

      Ikr

    • @benderisme8241
      @benderisme8241 8 років тому +10

      same

    • @garethniles6152
      @garethniles6152 8 років тому +48

      It's okay man. I watched Batman and Robin on repeat til the vhs broke as a stupid kid

    • @philtrash2890
      @philtrash2890 8 років тому +19

      When i was a kid I would just watch cars 2 every single day

    • @orionstarchaser
      @orionstarchaser 8 років тому +78

      Would you say you weren't a BABY GENIUS?
      I'll see myself out.

  • @leseanpayne2805
    @leseanpayne2805 9 років тому +474

    Black baby.
    "Can a brother get some water."
    Well I guess it's okay as long as it also has a Jewish baby who eats salmon and capers and a Mexican baby whose catch phrase is taquitoes.
    They don't?
    Oh.

    • @_rawr_
      @_rawr_ 5 років тому +7

      A very sensitive man

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 років тому +11

      @@Rock-iw7ov He seems calmer than you, and you're not freaking out either, so that's saying something.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 років тому +5

      @batsbob What the fuck does that even mean

    • @thatguywithemail1431
      @thatguywithemail1431 5 років тому +14

      Hey, at least he didn't ask for Kool-Aid.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with salmon and capers?

  • @maddiehansen5661
    @maddiehansen5661 8 років тому +243

    Fun fact: that babysitter character is also one of the main girls in Bratz: The Movie, which I think is on the list! So good luck with that one!

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +10

      Why does this not surprise me at all

    • @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO
      @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO 3 роки тому +6

      Another fun fact: The director of Bratz: the Movie also directed all of the direct-to-video Baby Geniuses sequels. I am not joking. There are actually films in the Baby Geniuses franchise other than the 2 that IHE has reviewed so far.

    • @twatsuckler7968
      @twatsuckler7968 Рік тому

      @@ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO how many?

    • @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO
      @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO Рік тому

      @@twatsuckler7968 there are 3 direct-to-video Baby Geniuses sequels

  • @talullah1065
    @talullah1065 8 років тому +475

    I had a nightmare when i was really really little about babies dressed in superhero costumes falling out of the air vents and crawling after me, and the title superbabies reminded me of that

    • @prylosecorsomething3194
      @prylosecorsomething3194 8 років тому +23

      what

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 8 років тому +30

      what drugs are you using... because i want some too

    • @talullah1065
      @talullah1065 8 років тому +30

      Axl4325 i was really little so i dont remember what kind of drugs they were

    • @the5thfelineproductions519
      @the5thfelineproductions519 8 років тому +7

      What in the hell is wrong with you

    • @TheMikirog
      @TheMikirog 8 років тому +13

      Actually there is a "drug" that the brain produces itself while sleeping.
      Adding to the fact that the frontal lobe of the brain if responsible for logic is disabled.
      Legal acid trip.

  • @invadar789
    @invadar789 8 років тому +1826

    can a brother get some water

  • @ZayZenBlaze
    @ZayZenBlaze 9 років тому +271

    I literally had to scream into a pillow for about 30 seconds when he said that Dragonball Evolution Goku was in this travesty.

  • @NemesisTWarlock
    @NemesisTWarlock 8 років тому +87

    Wait, so Kahuna has been a toddler for 40+ YEARS. WOT. IHE is right, this IS a horror movie.

  • @jgalla5549
    @jgalla5549 8 років тому +110

    I like how horrible the photoshop job is on the cover

  • @BlueTortoise444
    @BlueTortoise444 8 років тому +130

    "I love babies!"
    Cool cat

    • @AdamIV
      @AdamIV 8 років тому +4

      +Tom Williams (BlueTortoise) Dont say that!!!!! (you will get sued.)

    • @isgodreal1337
      @isgodreal1337 7 років тому +1

      Very lol indeed xD

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 8 років тому +90

    Jesus Christ, the font in the credits is something even Comic Sans would call ugly

  • @Ulyssestnt
    @Ulyssestnt 9 років тому +566

    what did east Berlin 1962 have to do with anything

    • @Bonk4Me
      @Bonk4Me 8 років тому +32

      THIS is your question?

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 8 років тому +43

      Because commies.

    • @ingoisliterallyme509
      @ingoisliterallyme509 7 років тому +36

      Because rich greedy people use themes such as the Berlin Wall as a way to make their cash grab abominations seem deep to make more money.

    • @staticaleel5068
      @staticaleel5068 6 років тому +5

      Maybe he was saving babies from communist

    • @hl2dotexe
      @hl2dotexe 5 років тому +9

      Maybe because a brotha couldn't get some water.

  • @Playahstation
    @Playahstation 8 років тому +563

    Can a brotha get some water?

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 8 років тому +48

    "And Goku from Dragonball Evolution." Oh, so you're saying this is a step UP from that movie.

  • @ISuperGenXI
    @ISuperGenXI 8 років тому +659

    IHE: "-and Goku from Dragonball Evolution." *Fist suddenly smashes through screen* Oh damn.... sorry, that was just reflex.

    • @frederiklausing5071
      @frederiklausing5071 8 років тому +4

      Haha

    • @TheArceusftw
      @TheArceusftw 8 років тому +8

      +Genex (SGX) Has Justin Chatwin ever been in anything good??

    • @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour
      @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour 8 років тому +20

      Under reaction much?

    • @mel319
      @mel319 8 років тому +12

      +TheArceusftw The simple answer to that is no, the complicated answer to that is also no. You know an actor is terrible when they star in a live adaptation of Dragonball Z.

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin 8 років тому +2

      +Genex (SGX)
      And that was just $200 Dollars you probably wasted in the name of a Hate-Hype.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 8 років тому +116

    when you doing 3 and 4?
    ........yes they exist.

    • @theredbrother6520
      @theredbrother6520 8 років тому +17

      OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT. ONE'S A CSI PARODY AND THE OTHER ONE'S IN FUCKING Egypt. I WAS PRAYING THAT THIS WASN'T TRUE BUT IT IS.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +10

      the
      *_WHAT_*

    • @somecupcakes
      @somecupcakes 4 роки тому +8

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 THERE IS A 5TH ONE THAT CAME OUT 2015. WHYY

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 4 роки тому +3

      @@somecupcakes what the fuckle.

    • @UltrafalconVX7
      @UltrafalconVX7 4 роки тому

      is it the one with spies?

  • @tartigon
    @tartigon 9 років тому +317

    We need the "I Hate Don't Judge Challenge".
    That bullshit is the perfect material

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 років тому +12

      This, dubsmash, sad frog etc. basically everything on my Facebook feed

    • @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690
      @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690 9 років тому +12

      tartigon I will give the Don't Judge Challenge Diabeetus.

    • @user-jz8dd3zj8e
      @user-jz8dd3zj8e 9 років тому +3

      Tí mó, I think you mean Pepe the frog

    • @Reroting
      @Reroting 9 років тому +15

      Kol Baricuatro "sad frog"

    • @emmacoo1official
      @emmacoo1official 9 років тому +2

      Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimely IHE should do a video on people who still reference memes from 2011.

  • @pok3.m0n_54
    @pok3.m0n_54 8 років тому +29

    I can't believe that my primary school used to play this movie during holidays

  • @tickpootheactualguy
    @tickpootheactualguy 9 років тому +288

    I actually liked this movie a lot when I was 4 or 5 or whenever the hell this came out. I can't be alone on that

    • @JoaoPedro-ec9hm
      @JoaoPedro-ec9hm 9 років тому +7

      +TheOwlsTyler I like this as a kid too but is actually sucks and i never knew there was a 2 movie then i dicovered there was 4

    • @janecklyn
      @janecklyn 9 років тому +13

      You're not alone, I liked it too.
      I don't want to watch it again though

    • @LyleVSXyle
      @LyleVSXyle 9 років тому +2

      +TheOwlsTyler That's exactly how I felt about the first one.

    • @happyone234
      @happyone234 9 років тому +4

      Nope, not alone. Damn was I stupid

    • @blazilfrazil2
      @blazilfrazil2 9 років тому

      +Zika jp BR THEY MADE 4 OF THESE??? LOL

  • @toastedfish1105
    @toastedfish1105 8 років тому +85

    There only one thing is good about this... It ends.

    • @nhwf6736
      @nhwf6736 5 років тому +5

      I would've preferred if it never started.

  • @nickcolaner7518
    @nickcolaner7518 8 років тому +94

    Did anyon else notice that the germans are batently nazis even though it's 1962

    • @mythos5202
      @mythos5202 6 років тому +12

      I was about to tell you they're NVA, because they got the uniform right for the most part... But then I saw a couple blokes in the Allgemeine-SS uniforms without the collar tabs. :L

    • @ChrisKunix
      @ChrisKunix 5 років тому +5

      @@mythos5202 What even is this movie at all?

    • @mythos5202
      @mythos5202 5 років тому +7

      @@ChrisKunix One of those bizarre fever dream movies that naturally spawn in houses on VHS. Everyone has it, but no one wants nor remembers it. Also, it is always being sold with those VHS collections at yard sales and Goodwills that no one touches.

    • @ChrisKunix
      @ChrisKunix 5 років тому

      @@mythos5202 Good...

    • @dosdoomguy2285
      @dosdoomguy2285 5 років тому +2

      Stasi was basically the SS for East Germany and comprised at least initially of mostly their fascist predecessor.

  • @XoxeroThePoet
    @XoxeroThePoet 9 років тому +18

    They didn't loosely dub baby mouth movements. They used special effects to make it seem like the mouths were moving, when the babies had their mouths closed for most of the scenes.
    Which is actually a little more depressing.

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 2 роки тому +1

      Why didn’t they just do something in the script about “when a baby is born- they have the ability for telecommunications. But only for a short 2 years time.” That would have cleared it up for me as a kid at least.

  • @squealingsongbird9185
    @squealingsongbird9185 9 років тому +19

    I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS MOVIE!!!! omg. I can't believe my daycare forced me to watch this when i was a kid. Thank you for reminding me of how awful my daycare was.

  • @bigbeezus1335
    @bigbeezus1335 8 років тому +735

    Hey, IHE, you should make a "Quest For The Best" series.

    • @Cerburus437
      @Cerburus437 8 років тому +58

      no he hasn't even finished search for the worst besides that would cost a lot more than search for the worst.

    • @seanchurch694
      @seanchurch694 8 років тому +9

      He should do I hate gross bipples

    • @somewhatoffensive7989
      @somewhatoffensive7989 8 років тому +72

      Yeah, but the best movie is much more opinion-based than the worst.

    • @jash6557
      @jash6557 8 років тому +17

      He should do it on "I like everything"

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 років тому +34

      JT Eichhorst woah did you like guess the future

  • @atarirob
    @atarirob 8 років тому +58

    Ahhh MSN...like Facebook, but without the shitposting and you could play checkers with strangers. Good times.

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 роки тому +8

    Man I have such fond memories of this movie as a child

  • @cspidereyes
    @cspidereyes 9 років тому +7

    I remember that I had a similar idea to this movie's concept LITERALLY in 3rd grade. And I knew it was a bad idea.

  • @sadickess4108
    @sadickess4108 8 років тому +108

    Was the black kid the pixar ball?

    • @justyouraveragememester5037
      @justyouraveragememester5037 8 років тому +5

      yep. Bleach is on me

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +3

      AwesomeGuy360 Oh, thanks man! I'll bring some shot glasses and fruits for bleach-smoothies!

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +2

      WolfsWorld Yup, here, have a sip.

    • @djinn218
      @djinn218 8 років тому +1

      TheGamingKip Kipper
      Thanks Kip.

    • @TheSprint46
      @TheSprint46 8 років тому

      That's racist

  • @trees129
    @trees129 8 років тому +17

    "I love babies!"
    -Cool Cat

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 8 років тому +1

      OH NO ! ITS BITCH THE BULLY ABD HES GOT THE GUN !

  • @the10thdoctor75
    @the10thdoctor75 8 років тому +22

    I remember this movie, and apparently my parents told me it was a live action rugrats movie?? Being the idiotic kid I was back then, I actually believed them.

  • @shimizukebin
    @shimizukebin 5 років тому +3

    This movie was already giving signs for DB evolution. 4:48 The baby who was wearing a Dragon ball outfit and the future Goku of that piece of garbage named evolution.

  • @TheGlassAddiction
    @TheGlassAddiction 8 років тому +53

    did they actually use the pixar ball....

  • @victory_jade
    @victory_jade 8 років тому +153

    You need to move your 'Skip' button. It's right on top of the youtube UI that appears at the bottom of every video and you renders it useless.

    • @Cerburus437
      @Cerburus437 8 років тому +1

      can they actually do that?

    • @victory_jade
      @victory_jade 8 років тому +20

      Yes, the video maker decides where annotations go.

    • @adamliv6279
      @adamliv6279 8 років тому

      Not the "Skip Ad" button...if that's what you're thinking about.

    • @amandafrick3025
      @amandafrick3025 8 років тому +4

      Victoria Pearson I know I might be a tad bit late, but maybe he meant for that... O.o

    • @armanzakwan1898
      @armanzakwan1898 4 роки тому +3

      rip annotations

  • @sethlangston181
    @sethlangston181 8 років тому +10

    A: Will you make this movie?
    B: Sure, I love money!

  • @hugo511
    @hugo511 6 років тому +16

    The prequel of “Boss baby”

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому +2

      Hugo Sure, one terrible movie is a prequel to another terrible movie with terrible acting. Connected through one terrible movie universe. I really like your idea dude.

    • @sollumi3014
      @sollumi3014 2 роки тому

      @@shawnfields2757 im sorry but boss baby us actually good... enough
      Not a masteroiece obviousky but i liked it actually.
      So i dong agree its a terrible thing...
      Differently to this movie. Superbabies is a shit

  • @neam7695
    @neam7695 9 років тому +7

    I laughed so much when he said "Goku said to Idiot Girl"

  • @silentantagonist2333
    @silentantagonist2333 8 років тому +8

    THE BLACK BABY WAS WEARING A DRAGON BALL !! WHY IS THAT STUCK IM MY MIND XD

  • @PeterParker-ek4wi
    @PeterParker-ek4wi 8 років тому +34

    "Twatty children" fucking DEAD!

    • @iskrem596
      @iskrem596 8 років тому +6

      Bruce Wayne The subtitles said 20 😂😂😂

  • @mannydani9180
    @mannydani9180 9 років тому +15

    OMG, we need a "Cash Hoarder McFinkle Dink" T-shirt, that'd be awesome

  • @TheCatzFranzNeko
    @TheCatzFranzNeko 8 років тому +32

    10/10 too much water

    • @Cat-47
      @Cat-47 5 років тому +1

      Nah 7.8/10

  • @NikiaBella10
    @NikiaBella10 7 років тому +1

    Rewatching your videos and realizing you'd be a great voice actor. The "are..are you my mom?" Sounded so good.

  • @Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy
    @Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy 9 років тому +185

    I'm black. Have I ever mentioned that I'm black?

    • @cyblox07
      @cyblox07 9 років тому +4

      Your Big Black Penetrative Daddy No, I don't think you have.

    • @themreverythingman
      @themreverythingman 9 років тому

      Your Big Black Penetrative Daddy Yes, you've gone over this on the top comments of several other videos.

    • @themreverythingman
      @themreverythingman 9 років тому +3

      ***** This guy probably has standards, you're too greasy.

    • @LegoPack99
      @LegoPack99 9 років тому +3

      Are you black?

    • @3mangosmangochancom898
      @3mangosmangochancom898 9 років тому +6

      Your Big Black Penetrative Daddy
      I thought you are brown...

  • @Scsigs
    @Scsigs 8 років тому +11

    Oh, just found this out. The twins that played Sly & Witt played Kahuna in this movie. So there's that.

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 6 років тому +8

    "Every day is Children's Day!"
    IHE: **groan**

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 роки тому +2

    Black baby is the next major villain of the Baby Geniuses cinematic universe.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 8 років тому +16

    It's funny how Chatwick is a better actor in this than he was in DBE.

  • @kevinp.h157
    @kevinp.h157 8 років тому +51

    This movie should be called "toddler geniuses" because babies ages are 0-3 years old and the main characters are in between 3 and 5 years old.
    I'm just saying, is nothing important

    • @amberalvia1101
      @amberalvia1101 4 роки тому +2

      Well, yeah I can agree with you, but for some odd reason they add that stock baby crying sound from Arthur just like the first movie.

    • @taxfraub
      @taxfraub 4 роки тому

      that would only improve the movie

    • @blue-sea8901
      @blue-sea8901 4 роки тому

      Yes but the toddlers are wearing diapers.

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 4 роки тому

      Actually

    • @kevinp.h157
      @kevinp.h157 4 роки тому +1

      I find it odd that this comment I made 3 years ago is getting replies just recently lol

  • @DatcleanMochaJo
    @DatcleanMochaJo 9 років тому +8

    My grandma brought me to observe this movie.
    I think this movie is the reason I have an IQ lower than Forrest Gump's.
    Grandma, do you hate me?

  • @OtterWarlock
    @OtterWarlock 6 років тому +12

    is it really that hard to put pants on a toddler. "oh, they're babies, so we have to show they are in a diaper!!!!"

  • @Aidenkun64
    @Aidenkun64 6 років тому +7

    I feel bad for the babies who were in this movie having to know that they were in it as an adult

  • @scubb
    @scubb 8 років тому +37

    C a n A B r o t h a G e t S o m e W a t a?

  • @darrenhalstead3684
    @darrenhalstead3684 9 років тому +46

    How the hell does Christopher Lloyd look so young?

    • @kingflynxi9420
      @kingflynxi9420 9 років тому +21

      Super Vladimir Lenin powers

    • @boopityboopboop
      @boopityboopboop 9 років тому +28

      I WAS FROZEN TODAY

    • @Hawkeye04300
      @Hawkeye04300 8 років тому +11

      +Dirty Launderer Holy shit, that may be THE BEST use of a quote ever.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 8 років тому

      He's Doc Brown.

    • @mattbarber97
      @mattbarber97 7 років тому

      He got surgery in back to the future 2

  • @JacksonAfroman
    @JacksonAfroman 9 років тому +174

    Suggestions:
    I hate COD And Battlefield
    I hate Apple
    I hate Vine
    I hate Instagram
    I hate The Whip
    I hate Americans ( I'm American and I just though it'd be awesome to see you tell us your pet peeves about us!)
    I hate Afro's ( :'( )

    • @kieakewii
      @kieakewii 9 років тому +5

      Afros? I have a small one.

    • @lobster5588
      @lobster5588 9 років тому +39

      Jackson Afroman *TRIGGERED*

    • @SpeedShadow54
      @SpeedShadow54 9 років тому +1

      Jackson Afroman Not sure if you're being self-loathing or not, but, afro's are awesome if done correctly.

    • @JacksonAfroman
      @JacksonAfroman 9 років тому +2

      ***** I'm just kidding, don't worry, I love my Afro and I love Afros around the globe!

    • @hotsexspy2267
      @hotsexspy2267 9 років тому +5

      Jackson Afroman Hating Cod and Battlefield would just be a broken record.
      Apple, would be better to hate Steve Jobs
      Well, he did do the English language, so America could be a Idea.
      For me personally, I Hate Football would make my day.

  • @cluckwork
    @cluckwork 8 років тому +28

    "Kahuna"? Am I the only one who thought about pokemon Sun and Moon?

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +1

    This movie... was directed... by Bob. Fucking. Clark. The same guy who directed Dead of Night, Black Christmas, and A Christmas Story. No joke
    This is what killed him. Guilt from directing the first Baby Geniuses, this sequel, and then Blonde and Blonder was just the nail in the coffin

  • @user-ut7kx2jw3j
    @user-ut7kx2jw3j 8 років тому +5

    "A 50 year old trapped in a body of a baby"
    So this is the movie that inspired Orphan...

  • @cortezfilms8511
    @cortezfilms8511 7 років тому +3

    It’s been two years and this is still fun to watch.

  • @pizzatime3367
    @pizzatime3367 8 років тому +2

    I congratulate you for finally reaching 1 Million subscribers!

  • @snowiileopard4445
    @snowiileopard4445 6 років тому +3

    10:25 that's actually a really great american accent impression

  • @somefuckingloser5260
    @somefuckingloser5260 6 років тому +5

    Watching sftw is like watching someone you love dearley self harm

  • @benharder7816
    @benharder7816 6 років тому +1

    This movie and the Digimon Movie were the primetime HBO Family movies in the early 2000s... Honestly, early 2000s HBO Family was just a fever dream

  • @iquestioneverything3426
    @iquestioneverything3426 9 років тому +55

    Heres a suggestion for the trying to watch videos :
    Smosh food battles/songs
    Pewdiepie fnaf videos
    Markiplier fnaf videos
    Game theory fnaf videos
    And vanossgaming fnaf videos

    • @loovecraft
      @loovecraft 9 років тому +32

      He already hates fnaf to the bone...don't punish him more plz

    • @themreverythingman
      @themreverythingman 9 років тому +1

      nicko bagaskara the critical penguin These are some good suggestions

    • @redinfernaldragon4637
      @redinfernaldragon4637 9 років тому

      nicko bagaskara the critical penguin how about this "I hate *ALL* FNAF related things it'll be much easier on him then making 10 episodes about why he hates this person who plays FNAF since all of the FNAF gaming videos mainly have the same thing in common......

    • @iquestioneverything3426
      @iquestioneverything3426 9 років тому

      Reign of Thunder​ because the it will be funny to watch him torture himself watching a guy doing nothing but describe stuff on his screen for 20 minutes

    • @redinfernaldragon4637
      @redinfernaldragon4637 9 років тому +1

      nicko bagaskara the critical penguin
      how would it be funny for us to sit and watch like 10, 20 minute videos? plus the reason why I watch him because when he says that he hates something he really does mean it and he does with emotion unlike some other people who just say that "I don't like this" and don't give proper meaning and I am pretty sure he would get tired and bored after 5 episodes of just rambling about the same topic over and over again and it'll be like milking the same topic don't get me wrong I hate FNAF but the content would get repetitive after 5 episodes of him rambling about FNAF I would like him to keep the content fresh sure it'll be fun for him to go back and do some comment come backs on his FNAF videos but I am sure no one wants to see 10 videos about the same thing...

  • @oBUNo
    @oBUNo 8 років тому +62

    Oh my god...I watched this crap...And can only remember the black baby jokes....
    I don't think I'll watch it again.

  • @LunickT
    @LunickT 8 років тому +7

    Anti-Aging formula...
    (Detective Conan war flashback)

  • @josie3609
    @josie3609 7 років тому +2

    5:00 I don't know why but that made me laugh for a good 3 minutes

  • @GarglingBlals
    @GarglingBlals 8 років тому +3

    They did make a movie about crazy slime. It's a robin Williams film. I think it's called flubber

  • @keatonparker3525
    @keatonparker3525 9 років тому +373

    Do it for everyone IHE! Do "I Hate Roblox" for the most hilarious comment comeback due to the grammar nazis, 6 year olds raging, insults, and threats! :D
    It will be the biggest IHE video due to the little "Robloxians" or whatever they're called always seeking out for videos that they know don't like but wants to post childish comments anyways.

    • @toaster8858
      @toaster8858 9 років тому +8

      Minecraft fanboy alert!

    • @keatonparker3525
      @keatonparker3525 9 років тому +35

      Megatron Nope. In fact I have not played that in a long time.
      I kinda like minecraft but the fanbase is quite a dissapointment.

    • @keatonparker3525
      @keatonparker3525 9 років тому +24

      Megatron You're probably getting butthurt that i commented on this video requesting to do "I Hate Roblox" and assume im a Minecraft fanboy from the get go. Kinda sad how people jump straight to the conclusion. 😕

    • @toaster8858
      @toaster8858 9 років тому +4

      Keaton Parker Most people who hate ROBLOX with a scathing passion and stereotype it are usually Minecraft fanboys. Also, there are no 6 year olds I know of on ROBLOX. Most players are preteens/early teens, but some are older and a few are younger.

    • @keatonparker3525
      @keatonparker3525 9 років тому +3

      Megatron True but there are alot of them on Roblox and i even played roblox myself. I found alot of immature kids and even looked at the forums where most of the teens or preteens were at.

  • @workphone8914
    @workphone8914 6 років тому +5

    BABY FART [ add distorted version of ihe's video theme here]

  • @WhoWatchesVideos
    @WhoWatchesVideos 8 років тому +9

    7:28 That is some ugly compositing. Look at how the van's shadow is cut off at the bottom of the frame. Look at how the van fails to have a shadow underneath it to account for light from the sky. Look at how the grass inside of the shadow has highlights despite there being no more direct light on it.
    Come on, guys. I could have spent an hour fixing that frame-by-frame in Photoshop.

  • @izzyhinchliffe326
    @izzyhinchliffe326 8 років тому +20

    I subscribed because theres nothing i relate to more then hating everything

  • @1sam234
    @1sam234 9 років тому +72

    So, about those next sequels... "The Mystery of the Crown Jewels", "The Treasures of Egypt", and now "The Space Baby". Are they really just as bad as these movies? It's bound to happen soon enough.

    • @sousha3396
      @sousha3396 6 років тому

      those used to be some of my favorite movies.
      i had TERRIBLE taste.

    • @bhunt799
      @bhunt799 6 років тому

      1sam234 while they maybe bad they're probably a lot better than the first film.

    • @themixelzone9968
      @themixelzone9968 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bhunt799 one of them featured an actor doing yellowface and brownface, so very much not better

    • @bhunt799
      @bhunt799 2 місяці тому

      @@themixelzone9968 well then never mind though it’s probably not as terrifying as the original especially with the climax of the original.

    • @themixelzone9968
      @themixelzone9968 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bhunt799 Ye that animatronic baby is horrifying beyond all comprehension

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 6 років тому +6

    If he was stuck in the same body how did he get older than when it happened

  • @emmaisnotinteresting9495
    @emmaisnotinteresting9495 8 років тому +5

    literally, he could make a video about hating paper and i would write on slabs of concrete for the rest of my life. YOU ARE AMAZING AT SAYING THINGS! the way you word things is awesome.

  • @tobylawrenc8753
    @tobylawrenc8753 7 років тому

    There in a daycare but the entire team of this movie does not know what a daycare is

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 4 роки тому +1

    "Then Kahuna shows up on the ceiling like Spiderman." My first thought when seeing that scene was Train Spotting. 😉

  • @liampendergast8670
    @liampendergast8670 9 років тому +12

    That ending now makes me wonder which is worse. Baby Geniuses or Garbage Pail Kids?

    • @supernintendo182
      @supernintendo182 9 років тому +12

      Legend has it that Garbage Pail Kids was so offensive and bad that parents protested it and got it pulled from theaters.

    • @hotsexspy2267
      @hotsexspy2267 9 років тому +11

      supernintendo182 From what I know it's Nostalgia Critic's (Doug Walker's) most hated movie.

    • @brendan8160
      @brendan8160 9 років тому

      Both of those things are true from what I've heard, and Doug Walker has even seen movies like both of the Baby Geniuses films and a bunch of others that IHE also has done in the Search for the Worst. Should be interesting to see IHE's thoughts GPKM.

    • @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690
      @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690 9 років тому +1

      L Pendergast They both cause Diabeetus.

    • @fortywinks4633
      @fortywinks4633 9 років тому +1

      supernintendo182 And possibly the scariest, and that it makes The Dark Crystal look like the Care Bears.

  • @isgodreal1337
    @isgodreal1337 7 років тому +5

    This could be named *Benjamin Button: Cold War* and it would still be true

  • @Batfan103
    @Batfan103 8 років тому +3

    I remember seeing a trailer for this movie on TV back when I was in second grade. Looking back, I'm glad I didn't make my mom take me to see it.

  • @TheSalameander
    @TheSalameander 8 років тому +2

    You know the director of 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain directed those last few Baby Geniuses movies

  • @taquito1561
    @taquito1561 5 років тому

    I'm really thankful for you to watch and review this movies for us, I really know the headache you suffer doing this

  • @MajinWeabuu
    @MajinWeabuu 9 років тому +12

    You can stop the search now, this is as bad as it gets, and I'm not just saying that because I was forced to sit through it over and over and over again as a child.

    • @dwip7177
      @dwip7177 9 років тому +1

      Hi Happy

    • @noahashton2103
      @noahashton2103 9 років тому

      Goddamit get back to Fairy Tail, we need more episodes

    • @inferno7181
      @inferno7181 9 років тому +7

      Fred: the movie...

    • @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690
      @wilforddiabeetusbrimely3690 9 років тому +2

      SuperOptimisticEmo Anything worse than Baby Genuises 2=Not even my Diabeetus can destroy it.

    • @fortywinks4633
      @fortywinks4633 9 років тому

      SuperOptimisticEmo What's better, what's worse: Balto or Alpha and Omega.

  • @alice-14-k6b
    @alice-14-k6b 8 років тому +5

    damn.... this is by the same director as 'A Christmas Story'... guess you can fall a long way?

  • @drakeunderscoremason
    @drakeunderscoremason 8 років тому +14

    Was the black baby wearing the Luxo Ball?

  • @bhunt799
    @bhunt799 6 років тому +1

    At least there's no scary ass animatronics in this. Unlike the first movie.

  • @johnfortanely7728
    @johnfortanely7728 8 років тому +1

    this made me laugh all the way through, I swear I almost passed out from suffocation. I love this 😂😂😂

  • @andrewscott1153
    @andrewscott1153 8 років тому +4

    I actually did see this in the discount movie section at walmart. I could only imagine how stupid it could be as I was walking away

  • @aunhappythepancake
    @aunhappythepancake 3 роки тому +3

    The baby sitter was also in the awful bratz move

  • @spedia4217
    @spedia4217 8 років тому +9

    I remember watching this instead of the King Kong remake.How dumb.I remember the John guy was a famous actor or something.

  • @zacharysiple629
    @zacharysiple629 4 роки тому

    2:53 The Star of Christmas is shown. I bought this at Goodwill today, I grew up on this video! :)

  • @chewiedog1
    @chewiedog1 8 років тому +2

    oh god I've seen this when I was little, it only came to me halfway through the video

  • @drawinggunblades4263
    @drawinggunblades4263 8 років тому +42

    This movie makes me want to ram my foot through a baby. Also I think it was written by a fetus. Not a genius, or a superfetus, but still.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 8 років тому +6

      "Superfetus"
      I giggled.

    • @faselblaDer3te
      @faselblaDer3te 8 років тому +6

      I read this entire comment in Skeletor's voice XD
      It was rather unsettling, tbh...

  • @kalubwilkerson5728
    @kalubwilkerson5728 8 років тому +13

    green juice.... OR STEROIDS?!?!?!?!?

  • @trevorgautereaux
    @trevorgautereaux 8 років тому +3

    I remember renting this movie from Blockbuster back in the day and being incredibly disappointed when the disk was scratched and I couldn't go past the menu. I guess I didn't miss much.

    • @mrsilikeeggs
      @mrsilikeeggs 8 років тому +4

      The person who scratched the disc probably wanted to rescue anyone from ever seeing this movie. He did a good thing.

  • @AsgardianQueen
    @AsgardianQueen 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder if this is what the live action Rugrats movie is going to be like.

  • @iceinpopcorn
    @iceinpopcorn 8 років тому +1

    My mom gave me Baby Geniuses 2 dvd on my seventh birthday. After I watch the movie, I picked up my new bat and smashed the dvd.

  • @JB-uy5xt
    @JB-uy5xt 8 років тому +3

    I think I actually remember watching this as a little kid??? or maybe it was just a particularly terrifying fever dream idk