You're Gonna Wanna || Crapshots Ep763

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ •

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 9 місяців тому +420

    "Boss, new crapshots just dropped!"
    "What's it about?"
    "You're gonna want to see this"
    "Just tell me what its about!"

    • @ZeroDividesByYOU
      @ZeroDividesByYOU 9 місяців тому +12

      Dangit this comment is just a better version of my joke

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi 9 місяців тому +188

    Kathleen did a great job being funny with only concerned expressions! "Panicked Cam" is also always comedy gold.

  • @Charvale
    @Charvale 9 місяців тому +179

    I feel this on a personal level. There have been so many times when I've been told "You're gonna wanna see this-" or "It's better if you just come and look for yourself-" and every single time it was something that could be explained in ten words or less. Just say "Hey, Perkins accidentally tore the back of his hand off." Cool. Medical is literally one hundred feet away, go with my blessing and hope he makes a full recovery. "We have an Avenger in need of fuel." Cool. I'll get a trip ticket from the sergeant whose vehicle that is, and you can fill it up. "One of the trucks is on fire!" Cool. Grab the extinguisher from inside the cab, and put it out.

    •  9 місяців тому +10

      The cab is also on fire. And so is the extinguisher.

    • @przemekkozlowski7835
      @przemekkozlowski7835 9 місяців тому +13

      My job tends to be opposite. I tend to deal with people who are sometimes extremely bad at describing the problem to me. Way too often, I have to go see it for myself or ask them to take a cell phone picture and send it to me.

    • @4Gehe2
      @4Gehe2 9 місяців тому +2

      I process things in kind of what could be described as "3D space" (not really... more like 2D picture with depth... 2,5D?) as in I remember and think as if I was observing that thing in a volume of space. It is really hard for anyone to explain to me the things I need to visualise a thing from "blank canvas". And for this reason it is always easier and faster for me to go and see the problem. Few people I know who process things like I do, can explain it to me and I to them.
      On top of this I work with lot of people who are not fluent in Finnish or English, so explanations are always lacking clarity and information. And my German isn't good enough yet to converse with.
      And since I deal with welded structures, 50% of solving an issue is just me seeing it. And this is why we take and send pictures and video to communicate things with. Generally issue solves itself when I/we incharge of dealing with it see it.

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 9 місяців тому

      ​Sure but that's an entirely different context and work than the one described in the original comment​@@4Gehe2
      Like ofc you need to see a space to visualise it in your mind qnd someone explaining it to you doesn't work well, but this ain't what this is about

    • @Dovorans
      @Dovorans 9 місяців тому +1

      But sir, if you don't lay eyes on it the coordination of the response will have been my responsibility when the inquiry board investigates!

  • @CaedenV
    @CaedenV 9 місяців тому +27

    I relate to all 3 sides of this now.
    Ive been the prankster trying to just lighten someone's day and getting shut down.
    Ive been the one in the room as someone explodes over nothing.
    And I have been the one exploding over something that was actually for my benefit... And felt awful about it afterwards
    ...life really takes you places.

  • @MiffoKarin
    @MiffoKarin 9 місяців тому +51

    I feel like the writer of this crapshot has the same pet peeve that I do; movie characters saying "no time to explain" when the problem can be summed up in a single sentence. I'm on Boss Beej's side here, just USE YOUR WORDS!

    • @Cathowl
      @Cathowl 9 місяців тому +10

      Also no one explains on the way? I know it's because the writer wants to put a cut in there, but for goodness sake it gets tiring.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 9 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, it's right up there with drama arising from misunderstandings that could've been cleared up in three sentences, but the characters are too proud to explain and/or listen.

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 9 місяців тому +2

      And half the time "monster , vents" does it

  • @utility63
    @utility63 9 місяців тому +9

    Cam might be the only actor I've seen whose performance *implies* a comb-over. I don't have a better way to explain it, and I definitely mean it as a compliment to Cam's ability.

  • @bustedsim
    @bustedsim 9 місяців тому +29

    A lifetime of media consumption has me feeling Beej is being obstinant and obtuse, merely because I am watching this exchange on a screen, yet in real life, I know I'd need better justification to break me out of my already in progress task.

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox 9 місяців тому +78

    That's just the extradimensional creatures from the teleportation experiment coming to join the party. No big deal.

    • @darkesch9502
      @darkesch9502 9 місяців тому +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one that thought of Half-Life with the rant about multiple layers of facility.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 9 місяців тому +1

      They're bringing omni-spacial lollipops for everyone to try. When you lick them you taste them everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
      Ever licked a cola lollipop and felt that taste in your mouth, femur and thyroid gland simultaneously?

    • @gwamhurt
      @gwamhurt 9 місяців тому

      @@PlebNCYou taste it in your coworkers mouth too even.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 9 місяців тому +1

      @@gwamhurt That awkward moment when you taste your co-worker's lollipop omni-spacially and there's an aftertaste of "bodily fluids" that makes you and every other nearby co-worker stop to see who's still licking a lollipop.

  • @LarsIsFromMars
    @LarsIsFromMars 9 місяців тому +6

    Ian yelling "FINALLY" when the alarms go off

  • @KraestBurns
    @KraestBurns 9 місяців тому +45

    Cam screams so well

    • @pogowitwiz
      @pogowitwiz 9 місяців тому +7

      I like to think he's the only one with a tacticool vest on because he's the one security guard who's worked there the longest by sheer virtue of being a complete coward. a.k.a. "The Rincewind Effect"

  • @spiralhaze2070
    @spiralhaze2070 9 місяців тому +18

    Man, Kathleen does "I'd rather be anywhere else, right now" very well.

  • @Scorpio2074
    @Scorpio2074 9 місяців тому +5

    I was expecting something so bizarre that even the boss didn't have the words for it.
    But this is way funnier.

  • @Unclevertitle
    @Unclevertitle 9 місяців тому +15

    As someone who has that exact same kind of video switcher (vga, so outdated and no longer used, plus one of the buttons no longer works) I respect and enjoy the prop choice for "Generic Audio Conferencing Device."

    • @3playerpolitics
      @3playerpolitics 9 місяців тому +1

      As a fellow AV techie type person, I knew it was something like that, though I don't know that model. Thanks!

  • @velvetisis
    @velvetisis 9 місяців тому +7

    I love Cameron's perfectly cut off scream.

  • @dog_of_myth4650
    @dog_of_myth4650 9 місяців тому +28

    You're gonna wanna watch this again.

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 9 місяців тому +20

    Usually, it's just easier to drop a meeting on the boss's calendar for some BS reason than trying to do the whole "Ya need to come see this." excuse.

  • @ZeroDividesByYOU
    @ZeroDividesByYOU 9 місяців тому +63

    You're gonna wanna see this video I saw from LoadingReadyRun.
    "What's it called?"
    AHHHHHHHH

  •  9 місяців тому +12

    The birthday party SCP. It infects a random group of coworkers and selects one at random as the recipient regardless if it's their birthday or not. The rest have to get the recipient to attend without directly telling them or the SCP is not going away. Once presents and pleasantries have been exchanged the SCP moves on to another group leaving the former with no memory of the event. Containment was so far unsuccessful.

    • @Sahdirah
      @Sahdirah 9 місяців тому +2

      It just wants to have fun 🥺

    • @octochan
      @octochan 9 місяців тому

      It's a party, and I'll scream if I want to

  • @christopherlundgren1700
    @christopherlundgren1700 9 місяців тому +31

    "You're gonna wanna come down here" is a classic Star Trek move.
    Like, naw dude. Just tell the bridge what's going on so we can make informed decisions before we spend the next several minutes hoofing our way over there.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 9 місяців тому +2

      Star Trek is a show, so "show, don't tell" makes sense. It also makes sense to assume that it was explained off-screen before they hoofed it.
      Saying "no time to explain" doesn't make sense. Besides, Star Trek is famous for its elevator talks.

  • @Dominic9231
    @Dominic9231 9 місяців тому +8

    that cameron scream at the end cut short so perfectly. Kudos

  • @logank9177
    @logank9177 9 місяців тому +6

    That scream at the end was perfect

  • @dragonbretheren
    @dragonbretheren 9 місяців тому +4

    As a data scientist, my default decision matrix for involving upper management in problem solving:
    Can it be described in 1 paragraph or fewer than 5 bullet points?
    Y>explain in words
    N>send picture + "what do?"

  • @soratorb
    @soratorb 9 місяців тому +1

    Cam's scream is *excellent*

  • @foxmar2344
    @foxmar2344 9 місяців тому +2

    I was waiting with baited breath for the drop.
    I was not disapointed.

  • @gamercow517
    @gamercow517 9 місяців тому

    Camerons scream at the end is profoundly good

  • @fenixmeaney6170
    @fenixmeaney6170 9 місяців тому +1

    Halfway through I was thinking "whose birthday is it?"
    And I was right!

  • @Ladyjessica0
    @Ladyjessica0 9 місяців тому +2

    But if I tell you then I can’t “show not tell” you for dramatic effect!

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich 9 місяців тому

    This got an "awww" out of me. Great job peeps.

  • @mikeyjhilli
    @mikeyjhilli 9 місяців тому +2

    Didn't see any of that coming. And I'm ok with that. Nicely done.

  • @Silver_light77
    @Silver_light77 9 місяців тому +8

    At this point bring it in for him to see, if he won't come to the ~~surprise party~~ unimaginable madness, bring it to him.

    • @pogowitwiz
      @pogowitwiz 9 місяців тому +7

      You just know one of the scientists bought and put up the decorations, and they refuse to move the cake because they want it to be a surprise and they put in "a lot of effort."
      That or they're not allowed to bring food into meeting rooms after someone snuck in trailmix during the day there was a lecture with a creature that gets violent in the presence of dried fruits or something.

  • @Shadowrunner123
    @Shadowrunner123 9 місяців тому +9

    That's too real.

  • @DamienGranz
    @DamienGranz 9 місяців тому +2

    A small price to pay to get rid of messages that amount to "We need to talk" without further clarifying information.

  • @jediarcherbc709
    @jediarcherbc709 9 місяців тому

    Everyone should remember the first rule of Lobotomy Corp: never miss the Abnormality infested birthday party or you will have a Qlipoth Meltdown

  • @gregoryvalerio8468
    @gregoryvalerio8468 9 місяців тому +11

    Yeah new LRR content!
    Edit now sad and scared

    • @pytawidmo
      @pytawidmo 9 місяців тому +4

      "sad and scared" that's comedy for ya' :D

  • @emanym
    @emanym 9 місяців тому +1

    Loved that twist 😂

  • @GGCrono
    @GGCrono 9 місяців тому

    This is Peak Crapshot right here. Tried and true scenario, clever subversion, extra punchline at the end. Badabing badaboom bettyboop.

  • @SEANALPURVIS
    @SEANALPURVIS 9 місяців тому

    I kind of feel all the facial expressions at the spoiled surprise but then the air raid siren made everything better🎉

  • @octochan
    @octochan 9 місяців тому +1

    Some truly excellent prop comedy from Kathleen's shoulder pads

  • @kandabear4087
    @kandabear4087 9 місяців тому +1

    Security's must be super tight and boring for employees to be excited at an alarm going off!

  • @4Gehe2
    @4Gehe2 9 місяців тому +2

    Cathleen's jacket confuses me. I don't know why... but I just can't comprehend what it is and how it is...

  • @radical_ans
    @radical_ans 9 місяців тому

    Gosh I love Crapshots

  • @green_creeper288
    @green_creeper288 9 місяців тому +1

    You know I figured the punchline was going to be what it was. But I was still surprised by the ending.

  • @lisuru5302
    @lisuru5302 9 місяців тому

    that ending i did noooot see coming 🤣🤣

  • @jdrobertson42
    @jdrobertson42 9 місяців тому +8

    Huh, the cake wasn’t a lie?

  • @jaydenyamada2916
    @jaydenyamada2916 9 місяців тому +1

    A normal day at scp site 17

    • @octochan
      @octochan 9 місяців тому

      Or Umbrella Corp

  • @casey4697
    @casey4697 9 місяців тому

    I think were looking at the next "Everything is fine"!

  • @djshire1984
    @djshire1984 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh, it's an SCP facility

    • @jediarcherbc709
      @jediarcherbc709 9 місяців тому

      Or maybe it's a Lobotomy Corp office?

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 9 місяців тому

    Time to watch this again!

  • @aardarf
    @aardarf 6 місяців тому

    Cam scream killed me 😆

  • @mitchellkeys2190
    @mitchellkeys2190 9 місяців тому

    Kathleen kind of got the David Byrne suit

  • @kivipaperisakset3999
    @kivipaperisakset3999 9 місяців тому

    Ah the double turnaround.

  • @ButterWizard1
    @ButterWizard1 8 місяців тому

    i don’t know a show that has pushed this trope to it’s extreme better than doctor who in the matt smith weeping angels episode

  • @TehAmelie
    @TehAmelie 9 місяців тому

    I assumed it was going to turn out some eldritch horror that drives people mad by trying to describe it, or even trying to explain the previous sentence. Should have remembered, LRR NEVER does what you expect.

  • @sirspate
    @sirspate 9 місяців тому +1

    "Finally!" lol

  • @EvilGenius007
    @EvilGenius007 9 місяців тому +1

    9252 days - for anyone wonder what the half-life of interdimensional business comedy is.

  • @Lightmane
    @Lightmane 9 місяців тому

    I'm sure glad I got to see what is was about... wait, what was it about?

  • @cdutson
    @cdutson 9 місяців тому

    Just another day at the FBC

  • @Quiltfish
    @Quiltfish 9 місяців тому +2

    Int. Black Mesa Research Facility, Administration

  • @sylenctone
    @sylenctone 9 місяців тому

    😂 a delight as always

  • @theacidburn117
    @theacidburn117 9 місяців тому

    Great love it

  • @darianglover
    @darianglover 9 місяців тому +2

    I have four wardrobe notes, three are positive and one is minor. Paul and Beej's wardrobes are awesome (2 of 4). Kathleen's jacket is awesome (3 of 4). Kathleen's jacket being zipped so high, being such and awesome blue, and with the broad shoulders make her head look small (4 of 4). Her performance is excellent. Since you are still reading, physical phone devices are so outdated that I appreciate your attempt at a prop. #Cisco

  • @Hereticalchristian
    @Hereticalchristian 9 місяців тому

    Great now they’re going going to think the code blue was what they wanted them to come see, making them all look like jerks

  • @vanhelsingfan1
    @vanhelsingfan1 9 місяців тому

    I spent way too long wondering why Kathleen had a neck brace on...

  • @joshmaltby1226
    @joshmaltby1226 9 місяців тому

    Too relatable lol

  • @nicholasfalasco8539
    @nicholasfalasco8539 9 місяців тому

    lovely

  • @neuroflare
    @neuroflare 9 місяців тому

    Is that an old VGA KVM switch??

  • @timezerohour8864
    @timezerohour8864 9 місяців тому

    Hay I was half right about it just being a Bday thing.

  • @Boundertree
    @Boundertree 9 місяців тому

    I swear I like Cameron, but I do love to see him lose his shit.

  • @AdrianCeroni
    @AdrianCeroni 9 місяців тому

    More poignant than funny but glad to see more Crapshots. Great acting.

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 9 місяців тому

    oh my god no thats so sad dont do this to me

  • @Spookynoises125
    @Spookynoises125 9 місяців тому

    aw :(

  • @darianglover
    @darianglover 9 місяців тому

    Fifth wardrobe note, when sitting down pull your jacket under you as you sit so it doesn't bunch up at your shoulders. Obviously, the comedy is perfect. I'll stop annoying Graham now?

  • @Plexippuspetersi92
    @Plexippuspetersi92 9 місяців тому +4

    So....watching this at a "data saving" 144p, is Kathleen wearing a turtleneck or a neck brace?

    • @violetto3219
      @violetto3219 9 місяців тому +1

      it is a turtleneck but i thought it was a brace on the thumbnail lol

    • @quinncrook6058
      @quinncrook6058 9 місяців тому +1

      Turtleneck

    • @AnchorJG
      @AnchorJG 9 місяців тому +6

      A turtle neck that could pull emergency duty as a brace.

    • @heartofgoldfish
      @heartofgoldfish 9 місяців тому +4

      Turtlebrace