It seems theres a lot of comments disgusted at my use of dubs, so I'll explain why I generally don't edit these with subs It's a whole lot easier. I don't have to worry about something getting masked in front of the subtitles forcing me to put them back on top. I can actually sentence mix, and casually make audio based jokes in seconds rather than minutes. I only have to download one copy of an episode instead of subbed and unsubbed just to change the dialogue. I can easily make Engrish or catch phrase jokes by downloading the relevant few minutes from UA-cam. And for the record I watched part 3 on subbed cause the dub hadn't come out yet. The Engrish makes it the superior way. After all, serect your cur
people who watch only subs are idiots anyway. i haven't watched anything subbed & dubbed since panty & stocking with gartbelt & hetalia. i never regret giving up subs so now i have nothing to complain about when watching dubs. ok i realize i'm being harsh
Hol Horse The Entire Horse, Complete Equine, Full Pony, Indissoluble Steed, Inclusive Colt, Unabridged Bronco, Undiminished Mustang, Fulfilled Foal, All of the Ridin', Finished steel ball run,
Alternate title: Edgy man teams up with angry Grandpa, walking flamethrower, and supposed milf hunter, goes to Egypt, meets guy with cool haircut, and kills a gay guy
Araki has actually said that he intended for Kakyoin's given name to be read as "Tenmei," but due to differences in dialect his editors believed the kanji for his name was supposed to be read as "Noriaki." It's an allusion to that.
"Jojo, your stand that's so precise that it just saved me through brain surgery could pierce the fuselage, this is a job for my stand which hability consists of throwing speeding projectiles everywhere."
When kakyoin was introduced, I thought his stand was something like, “whatever I draw, becomes real.” It was bc of the red cut on the drawing of Jotaro
"This is real life, not fantasy" 1. Some entitled brat becomes a vampire by wearing a mask and is beaten by magic breath 2. 4 vampire strippers wake up from 10 000 year dream to find a magic rock and they get beaten by magic breathing too. 3. 6 man and a dog travel in 50 days to Egypt to defeat a vampire by standing. 4. Main character of "3" meets his gay uncle to beat up some bad guys to eventually beat exploding dude with an ambulance ALSO by standing. 5. Italian drinks piss to join mafia to beat said mafia AGAIN with the power of standing.
I did the math on how fast Avdol would have had to be going to save Lolnareff. Based on my extensive calculations and in-depth analysis of every possible variable, including the likely muzzle velocity of The Emperor taking into account its ammunition’s caliber (which I’ve come to the conclusion is probably closest to a .357), I’ve made a rather surprising discovery... I’m not good enough at math to do this but it’s pretty clear that Avdol has superhuman speed
Well, at a normal powder amount, a .357 goes at around 1450 meters per second, so already we have an issue, at most the distance between polnareff and the whole pony is AT MOST like 12 feet, probably less. ThIs means that it takes .008 seconds to reach polnareff, assuming 12 feet distance. THIS means that avdol has to, even to cover a single foot, needs to cover that distance in less than .008 seconds. Which keep in mind the speed to not only get to polnareff, but also the force of the impact, would kill them both, break the sound barrier, and likely tear both of them to shreds. Tl;DR Avdol travels faster than a quarter of a mile per second.
Also, considering that in that scene he comes right the fuck out of nowhere (seriously, neither Polnareff nor the complete equine noticed him at any point before the bullet was fired), he was probably goong EVEN FASTER, since he also has to cover the distance of whereever he started that tackle from
Smokeysmo kedawg “that feel when” or sometimes “that face when” Basically used to suggest the appropriate expression made in response to a shocking or important event, whether it be an expression of joy, anger, despair, etc
kakyoin on plane: my stand is quiet and most suited for taking on this enemy. also kakyoin on plane: *talks about someone blowing up the plane while everything is quiet and everyone could be listening* E M E R A L D S P L A S H !
holly: i was joking, i dont want you to change my underwear, dad. kakyoin: now that seems like a job for me ps im proud this comes above the stardust house in the youtube research bar
@@rocketgod6808 I don't think he tried referencing the JoJo but really really fast but just making a joke about how when Joseph uses his ability he finds DIO which look naked in the picture
just some kid that makes youtube videos s o y o u r s a y I n g t h e r e s a p o s s I b i l i t y o f t h e r e b e I n g a p o s s i b i l i t y t h a t h e k I d n a p p e d a d u c k
"There's no such thing as a world inside of a mirror." "Excuse me, Mind Mirror would like to have a word with you but not your stand." *gets pulled inside*
"Anything can be bought and sold for the right OYYYLL..." That's actually canon, since the Speedwagon Foundation was financed mostly by the oil that Speedwagon found in the States.
7:16 Kakyoin: “This is reality not fantasy” You live in a world where people fight each other with spirits that look like Yu-Gi-Oh card characters that can have oddly specific powers
Yea bro that's reality if it was a cartoon all they would have to do is train themselves and their stand to some how no longer have any weakness or limit on their stand abilities and become uber op
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It seems theres a lot of comments disgusted at my use of dubs, so I'll explain why I generally don't edit these with subs
It's a whole lot easier. I don't have to worry about something getting masked in front of the subtitles forcing me to put them back on top. I can actually sentence mix, and casually make audio based jokes in seconds rather than minutes. I only have to download one copy of an episode instead of subbed and unsubbed just to change the dialogue. I can easily make Engrish or catch phrase jokes by downloading the relevant few minutes from UA-cam.
And for the record I watched part 3 on subbed cause the dub hadn't come out yet. The Engrish makes it the superior way. After all, serect your cur
N
Understandable, have a nice day
people who watch only subs are idiots anyway. i haven't watched anything subbed & dubbed since panty & stocking with gartbelt & hetalia. i never regret giving up subs so now i have nothing to complain about when watching dubs. ok i realize i'm being harsh
Eh there both okay
I think the dub is better
I mean Avdol is very fast, his fastest speed ever recorded was running away from DIO in terror
He is black
Tsk tsk YES! I AM! Tsk tsk
I feel as if you're a bit biased
he fucking ran away from someone who could stop time and escaped
Kono doulingo da!
The entire horse
The complete equine
The full pony
The maximum stallion
Lucas Nunes The maximum mare
The Complete Mustang
The double donkey
I think you mean "The Absolute Foal."
the entire equine
2:44 Kakyoin: **Describes Heirophant Green as quiet and discreet**
Also Kakyoin: *2 0 M E T E R E M E R A L D S P L A S H*
Dio: "I can only stop time for 5 seconds"
Also Dio: *LET ME JUST SLOWLY WALK FOR 10 SECONDS TOWARDS KAKYOIN*
@@paskky913 wait I thought it was 9
NI JUU METERU EMERALDU SPLASHU
@@realsupernova222 it was when he was fighting jotaro
I think he meant "my stand is not an op behemoth who can explode this plane easily"
Kakoyin: Isnt a milf hunter and likes people with the same characteristics as holly
The fandom: I didnt see that.
I made it 69
Holy's characteristics: being a mom
Hmmmmm...
you mean the most motherly character in jojo?
@@Morrigan101 *scoffs in bruno*
he is from joestar bloodline thats why go watch battle tendency
The plane deflected the emerald splash duh
Denzel Manarin 2 but no one can just deflect the emerald splash
The plane was an enemy stand
A E R O S M I T H
im using this argument
but that's impossible
Both Kakyoin and Polnarref are the very definition of the meme about the boss when you fight him and the boss when you get him as a playable character
And he is weaker when you get him
Remember how Kakyoin could just draw stuff then it happens in real life
@@annothernoob yeah man Polnarref just cuts fire and light and Kakyoin would draw stuff where did all that all that go to when fighting Dio
@@annothernoob He.. Just wanted to do that for fun.
@@annothernoob That wasn't really one of his powers, it was just a medium of showing his powers to the audience (just like the mannequin).
“There’s no such thing as the mirror world”
Everyone: *Laughs in Vento Aureo*
Everyone else: Laughs in Kamen Rider Ryuki
Laughs in Italian
@Tokusatsu Millennium yes
Illuso:And that is WHY I MADE IT!!!
@@ワニくん-x3b *Final Vento*
Even the plane deflected the emerald splash
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Could Holly deflect the emeraldu splash?
The fact that Kakyoin chides Polnarref about the Mirror World being a fantasy WHEN THEY ALL HAVE MAGIC PUNCH GHOSTS WITH SUPER POWERS.
Ｈｏｗ ｍｕｃｈ ｄｉｄ ｄｉｏ ｐａｙ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｓｍｏｋｅ
@@goromajima7677 n o t h i n g
And then there is Man in the Mirror in Part 5
and ultimate life forms
Pretty sure that's just the dub
I just imagine that the vine around holly is actually hierophant green
Kakyoin is into BDSM?
Nah he’s just into holly
Kakoyin wishes
@@jacz1247 He's IN Holly
Dang,,
Manga Reader: How many times will you subject us to licking?
Araki: Oh, I dunno, how many breads have you eaten in your life?
DIOOOOOOOOI
JOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOOOO
how many times has Diavolo died
@@Devilelf yes
I only just saw this and I realized that daddy Jack liked this
Blessed
“This calls for a quiet and discreet stand”
Proceeds to blast 500 shots in the plane
@ either everyone on-board is a heavy sleeper or they use their stands to talk or something
Jotaro and josuke: breathes
Girls: idk man that's kinda hot
Ruined the 420 likes because the meme is fucking dead. Thank me later
Oh wow
i hate josuke that slick bastard
@@yungdrywallsp Thank you for your service
@@hobowithanoboe lOL 69 420 nice LOLoO
Kakyoin at school: ma'am i dont understand.
Jotaro: B I T C H W H A T S T H E A N S W E R
Yes
Jotaro: Is a marine biologist
Also jotaro: punches a shark
top ten most underratedest comments
Hey he punched the shark
He became a marine biologist because he felt bad
"Punching a shark felt so nice, I decided to become a marine biologist"
I mean marine biologists should use harpoon guns to defend themselves
The Complete Horse was so baffled with Avdol's speed that he didn't even bother redirecting the bullet
When you realize JoJo introduced a loli only to send her away after she had no character development
Not even an hour and people already got triggered by no reasons, love it!
Oh ho!!! like every other loli she wasn't meant to have ANY character development AT ALL!!!
lol ur gay
For everyone hating on justin Y for no reason, take this: 🖕
Hi dad
Hol Horse
The Entire Horse,
Complete Equine,
Full Pony,
Indissoluble Steed,
Inclusive Colt,
Unabridged Bronco,
Undiminished Mustang,
Fulfilled Foal,
All of the Ridin',
Finished steel ball run,
unfinished jojolion
Absolute Stallion
@@generalkenobi7232 oh hello there
Completed stallion
100% transportation mammal
Cop, in English: Your Japanese is really quite good
Holly, also in English: oh thank you
Me: ??????
In the words of most enemies in fist of the north star NANI
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe they in japan? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Is that actually in the dub?
@@ulti-matezoan6398 That's sure what I heard.
@@spongeboymebob771 Oh my God, how did that get past them?
2:19
"now this looks like a job for me"
* kakyoin appears *
lmao I'm dying
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
There aren’t many ytps that include Ted talks, but this was one I could appreciate because of it.
Remove the M
@@petedailey1729 "reove the"... doesnt make much sense if you ask me
Yes
Oreo Luvs- any
666 likes on this moment
Now these arent your average jojokes... these are ADVANCED jojokes
Jojokes R E Q U I E M
Oh yeah yeah
ChernovGitz #118*
Yes yes YES YES *YES*
@@chocolateextravaganza1907
ACT 4 JoJokes
Kakyoin: Your too young for me
*(Confirms Kakyoin is obsessed with people in their 30's or 40's)*
He likes the momies
People ain’t calling him a milf hunter for nothing
What do you mean 40's?
@@utterclown1580 40-49 year old wamhen
Kakyoin has always been a MILF hunter, smh
Alternate title: Edgy man teams up with angry Grandpa, walking flamethrower, and supposed milf hunter, goes to Egypt, meets guy with cool haircut, and kills a gay guy
The guy that you mentioned at the end is bi.
Also he’s a vampire with the body of a buff Englishman
Vampire*
ah, yes.
walking flamethrower and supposed milf hunter, my favourite crusaders.
@@ryanm.8720 he don't look bi to me
Kakyoin thought of a whole ass new first name and all jotaro did was change it to Qtaro
Because he felt really QuTe that day~ 💕
kakyoin was vibing bro
Actually thats an easter egg
@@mmmbababooey9271 isnt that suzie his grandma last name
Araki has actually said that he intended for Kakyoin's given name to be read as "Tenmei," but due to differences in dialect his editors believed the kanji for his name was supposed to be read as "Noriaki." It's an allusion to that.
9:40
Jotaro: Do you think this could be the work of an enemy stand?
Joseph: PROBABLY NOT
Jotaro: is there a stand user in this boat?
joseph: *PrObAbLy NoT*
Joseph: Why does nobody understand when I’m joking?
Jotaro: Getting real tired of your shit old man…
yes, I do believe that's what they said, thank you for reminding me of this dialogue.
"Jojo, your stand that's so precise that it just saved me through brain surgery could pierce the fuselage, this is a job for my stand which hability consists of throwing speeding projectiles everywhere."
2:17 Kakyoin is the best character in JoJo now.
Holly exists
Kakyoin "now this looks like a job for me"
I thought to myself “Gee, Jotaro sounds a lot like McCree” and then I learned that he is, in fact, McCree.
Wait Really?
The Rocketeer Rover yep matt mercer voices both jotaro and mcree
he WHAT
@@therocketeerrover3999 Yep.
Jotaro’s japanese actor (Daisuke Ono) also does Barney the Dinosaur
And this folks, is why I had to do it
MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEEEN
Father Enrico understandable have a nice day
Oml your pfp
Pucci
Nice pfp
Ah yes, my favourite stand from JeJe's Bizorre Advontire
[Star Fapinum]
dannyboy1765 look for Star Suckinum
With Star and Hirophant Green
the hand and star tissuum
jejo's wacky travels
@@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM
@@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM
11:42 there's something funny yet menacing here Jotaro say that sentence "Of course he's taking a shit"
Avdol watching Tower of Gray write something:
Tower of Gray: N-
Tower of Gray:No smoking
Sir Hammerlock *you’re smoking a cigarette of course*
Smoking is very bad!
What you gonna shoot me with in that gun? DIOs money?
*Mrs. Obama get down*
whoever made this is a genius
@Cock_Huge lp2 nah
It was you who made it
It was I, DIO!!!
@@Poorly-MadeAnimations its "KONO DIO DA"
@@whippyfunnyman ye
Ah yes my favorite stands in starduck cursaders: elephant green, blazakin red, poweeeeerrrrrrrr platnium, a literal vine, and a guy with a sword
Why has banana doppio gotten so famous lately
I like how the stand names get more wierder overtime
White red sun, konabus, sucks pisstol, hamok, vomparisem, sicking toe, bronze expired, are my favorite stamdo
for the last one i would rather just shorten it to baguette
@@UNJUKIOLOID-VTY well, what about hol horse and mista?
Nobody:
My parent’s bedroom when i walk by: *STARRRR FINGER!!!!!!!!*
?..
Its okay there just reselling
@@tahaminaebrahim8327 too innocent to understand? :3
When kakyoin was introduced, I thought his stand was something like, “whatever I draw, becomes real.” It was bc of the red cut on the drawing of Jotaro
SAME! Mega disappointed
The queen watches Jojo?
Your majesty The Queen of England. That's a little similar to what I though Za Warudo's ability was, I thought it was teleportation at first.
Who doesn’t lmfao
kinda disappointed they only showed that once. it’s the same thing with star finger they only showed it once
You know how long it takes to shout "Magician's Reddo!"?
MAGICIANSREDDO
Especially since you have to say MAAAAAAGICIAAAAAAANS REEEEDDOOOOOO
The normal speed is around 4 sec.
Not nearly as long as DIO's World. I mean seriously! It's only a couple seconds yet he can keep talking for several minutes!
@@jonathanc.5609 TIL DIO saying ZA WARUDOOOOO takes like 5 seconds damn
My therapist: English ora ora doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
English ora ora:
but it can hurt Stee- Oh sorry, DAN OF STEEL!
Nin10Boy 6464 his name is steely dan, and ‘Ora’ in English means ‘come on’
Yes Steely Dan was copyrighted. In the sub and dub he’s called Dan of Steel to avoid copyright issues. Also nice that you know what Ora means
Genji Plays Um no that’s Hora. Which is what Polnereff says
Honestly this whole chain is a train wreck
Jack: *starts rant about avdol*
Everyone: “KING CRIMSON!”
7:30 "This is the real life, not fantasy." Said the man with the magic punch ghost, travelling to kill a vampire that stops time.
They didnt know his stand power
T4piok4 it’s a joke
That’s the best way I’ve ever heard stands described
"This is real life, not fantasy"
1. Some entitled brat becomes a vampire by wearing a mask and is beaten by magic breath
2. 4 vampire strippers wake up from 10 000 year dream to find a magic rock and they get beaten by magic breathing too.
3. 6 man and a dog travel in 50 days to Egypt to defeat a vampire by standing.
4. Main character of "3" meets his gay uncle to beat up some bad guys to eventually beat exploding dude with an ambulance ALSO by standing.
5. Italian drinks piss to join mafia to beat said mafia AGAIN with the power of standing.
pounders! And deflects Kakyoin's emerald splash
I think we're not asking the right questions... Did Jotaro ever buy the kid in the cabel car a new ice cream?
No
>:(
Thank God I’m not the only one.
Did polnareff buy the kid caramell?
*_pRoBaBlY nOt_*
Yall Know Hol Horse ?
Well meet his little brother Ful Ponie
Is that what somkey was looking at in part 2
Partial Pony, you mean?
And his father, Entire Equine.
And his cousin entire stallion
@@dirtydan4661 uh ye
That Eric Andre “what are you talking about” back to back was funny as hell
In Kakyoin's defense, Holly Kujo is *THICC*
*aggreed*
Milf master
@@ronaldweasley4876 milf RULER
Ye man
MILF HUNTER SPOTTED
I'm sorry but that town had about 1000 red flags even before they got there
Yes
Anis BEng a cat eating a dog
Omg I didn't even know this existed, I made the starduck crusaders joke at school but only make one joke
Quackyoin
Joshua Gonzalez underrated comment
Pornareff
@@Sathya_1996 uh oh
@@kakyoinked Kockyoin
NotDanPlan underated 😂😂😂💀
"A there is no such thing as a mirror world". *Laughs in mirror man*
I did the math on how fast Avdol would have had to be going to save Lolnareff.
Based on my extensive calculations and in-depth analysis of every possible variable, including the likely muzzle velocity of The Emperor taking into account its ammunition’s caliber (which I’ve come to the conclusion is probably closest to a .357), I’ve made a rather surprising discovery...
I’m not good enough at math to do this but it’s pretty clear that Avdol has superhuman speed
Well, at a normal powder amount, a .357 goes at around 1450 meters per second, so already we have an issue, at most the distance between polnareff and the whole pony is AT MOST like 12 feet, probably less. ThIs means that it takes .008 seconds to reach polnareff, assuming 12 feet distance. THIS means that avdol has to, even to cover a single foot, needs to cover that distance in less than .008 seconds. Which keep in mind the speed to not only get to polnareff, but also the force of the impact, would kill them both, break the sound barrier, and likely tear both of them to shreds.
Tl;DR
Avdol travels faster than a quarter of a mile per second.
@@FennKitFox thats how he escaped me back in cario
@@diojoesturr7505 probably
Also, considering that in that scene he comes right the fuck out of nowhere (seriously, neither Polnareff nor the complete equine noticed him at any point before the bullet was fired), he was probably goong EVEN FASTER, since he also has to cover the distance of whereever he started that tackle from
Its TV logic of how bullets/lasers are fired at speeds above mach-one but can be dodged with ease, despite there only being a milli-second to react.
10:52
Polnareff: I thought I heard some crash back here...
Random Bandicoot: *W O A H*
Gets me every time
Ricardo Fernández Serrata my favorite part!
10:48 is superior.
Dio: “I REJECT MY HUMANITY”
*holds furry mask*
wrong video m8
this is the right video. check 0:51
Your in the wront video 02
Mocha_Foxtrot , DIO is now more relatable than ever.
Gasp in horror
I love how you finish with coming "soon" cause we all know what "soon" means and I appreciate the honesty.
Soon when compared to the age of the universe lol
Jack is one of the editors nominated for an oscar i swear
*I'm gonna say the L-word*
*_LALI-HO_*
*LELO*
L
Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,LICKETY,LICK!! XD
Kakioi has heart attacks about that word
Ligma
5:17 Remember that one Stand user that made Dio's mansion a maze and just simply instantly died? Ya, me neither.
What even was his name?
@@emeraldz6744 Kenny G. Billie Jean in the dub (somehow).
What does tfw mean?
Smokeysmo kedawg “that feel when” or sometimes “that face when”
Basically used to suggest the appropriate expression made in response to a shocking or important event, whether it be an expression of joy, anger, despair, etc
His stand was Tenor Saxophone, despite the fact Kenny G mostly plays soprano and alto irl.
7:24 - 7:34
My favourite part because I had the same reaction as Polnareff when Kakyoin said "This is real life not fantasy"
"This may sound strange"
*"Y E S"*
Yes
Kakyoin: 20-MEtEr EmeRaLD SpLEssh
Dio: more like S U C C M Y A S S
Stares in dead milf Hunter*
Wtf
@Noriaki Kakyoin so how did you survived to this 2:53
ay bro,its EmErAlDo SpLaShUuU
@@rasha3241 nO oNE Can JuSt dEfLeCt tHE EmEraLd sPlAsH
*jojo has time stopping vampires and sexy Aztec gods*
Kalyoin: this is reality, there are no mirror worlds
I I guess that’s too much
Wait aztec gods? I thought it was Egyptian gods
lazylion games I’m talking about the pillar men
@@boneman9751 oh
lazylion games but you’re right, as well has murderous David Bowie and the god father if he was a mental patient
14:36 ah yes the stand known as star fapinum
kakyoin on plane: my stand is quiet and most suited for taking on this enemy.
also kakyoin on plane: *talks about someone blowing up the plane while everything is quiet and everyone could be listening* E M E R A L D S P L A S H !
to show you the true power of EmRaLd SpLaSh i sawed this PlAnE in half
*Jack the Ripper trying to think of new content for JoJo*
...
Jack the Ripper: more licking should be ok
Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero
holly: i was joking, i dont want you to change my underwear, dad.
kakyoin: now that seems like a job for me
ps im proud this comes above the stardust house in the youtube research bar
If Kakyoin had lived, he probably would've renamed his stand 「ＪＯＪＯ’Ｓ ＭＯＭ ＨＡＳ ＧＯＴ ＩＴ ＧＯＩＮ’ ＯＮ」
SPOILERS FUCK DUDE
@@Numbers225 this entire video is spoilers
...to be fair he’s not wrong
You gotta watch it in peicemeal.
Josuke's mom: I'm in danger.
The girls fighting are Groudon and Kyogre, and Jotaro is Rayquaza
wat
and Dio is Arceus
@@iamrocker6619 Nah, Dialga
@@randomguy9988
_*Diolga_
Underrated
Punch a camera, and see a naked man...
Hermit purple is interesting
Wrong part 3 video
@@rocketgod6808 I don't think he tried referencing the JoJo but really really fast but just making a joke about how when Joseph uses his ability he finds DIO which look naked in the picture
NavakNavak that is what i was saying. Since this is Starduck crusaders and not really really fast
Hole Horse Emper *GUN!*
@@TheDoof0412 Keicho Nijimura's Bad Company gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun
4:54
The additional licks coming in were perfect
"Looks like this thing's locked from the inside"
_looks at lock_
"What's wrong with you, what are you talking about?"
The way he changes Hol Horse's name every time just kills me.
Holly: Help me change my underwear pops!
Joseph: NANI?
Kakyoin: n o w t h i s l o o k s l i k e a j o b f o r me
Probably not
He is not allowed in my country because he is hunting MILFS !
Great job not making a new joke and just quoting the video
@ELLIOT LENERS saying it again isnt funny
Indeed
Holy: will you help me change my underwear to
Nobody
Literally no one
Kakyoin: N O W T H I S L O O K S L I K E A J O B F O R M E
omg I just got it now
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Stardust crusaders but the dust is just all the cocaine used when making this YTP
Did he kidnap a duck to do the work?
p r o b a b l y n o t .
just some kid that makes youtube videos s o y o u r s a y I n g t h e r e s a p o s s I b i l i t y
i m p r o b a b l y n o t s a y i n g t h e r e s a p o s s i b i l i t y
just some kid that makes youtube videos s o y o u r s a y I n g t h e r e s a p o s s I b i l i t y o f t h e r e b e I n g a p o s s i b i l i t y t h a t h e k I d n a p p e d a d u c k
Also is no one gonna point out how Jotaro is called “Mr. Joestar” even though he’s Jotaro Kujo?
DAMN YOU RIGHT
You just made me feel like 5 iq
Jotaro Kujo Joestar
Sometimes someone from a prestigious may still use the name even though they don’t have the last name think of it like clan over last name
Kujo-Joestar
I LOVE THE WAY THAT DIO IS USING SUN SCREEN TO GO OUT LMAO
SPF 3 million, the most expensive grade on earth
Hey, he wants to go sightseeing in Egypt. Even evil assholes have lives.
I know another vampire that does the same.
I love the "Now this looks like a job for me!" from kakyoin, it gets me every bloody time! Timestamp is at 2:10 till 2:23
YES!
"There's no such thing as a world inside of a mirror."
"Excuse me, Mind Mirror would like to have a word with you but not your stand."
*gets pulled inside*
Hanged Man and Man In The Mirror: Hold our beers
welp there goes fugo
@@Jasmin-yh9ou He's Fugone now
"this calls for a quite and discreet stand"
> Shoots multiple projectile at high speed.
kekyoin: quiet and discreet
also kekyoin: *EMERAAALD SPLAAASH!!!!*
Jotaro's stand can move with enough precision to catch a bullet.
Kakyoin: ItL DesTRoY tHe fUeL SeLaGe
10:16 is my favorite part, 17 red flags and they choose to trust the old lady they just met.
Nekrim well I guess Jotaro didn’t but yeah
12:16 if you look closely, you can see kakyoin's original name
Thats awakening of the evil spirit i think
Noriaki?
@@aimchikTenmei is his original name but they look the same in Japanese
Ouch. Will probably not be there in time.
Unless...
*za warudo intensifies*
Kakyoin doesn't like cherries that much, he's just training himself for Holly.
Bruh
;)
I mean...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Was
That moment when you realise that Hermit Purple could've just read Enyaba's mind
Yeah
Yare yare daze
i
I’m pretty sure that’s not how Hermit Purple works.
@@andrewbarone3781 n'doul killed himself after being defeated because he Said Joseph could read his Mine
Man this is what the internet was meant for.
Stand User:「EmpLemon」
Stand Name: 「D O W N W A R D S P I R A L」
Localized name: "Citric Lord"
YOU ARE SMOKING A CIGARETTE OF COURSE!
U ZU MA KI
@@CrownedLizard HOW MUCH DIO PAYS YOU FOR SMOKING
@@timez957 yes
Me: *opens a bag of chips*
The whole class : 8:09
thank you, kind sir
But at what cost for two hot cheeto puffs and a stick of apple 5 gum?
And suddenly it’s not my chips
It’s *our* chips
*_c r o n c h ._*
Kakyoin: "There's no such thing as a mirror world"
**laughs in Illuso**
Im so grateful for theese videos man they made my childhood
Damn am I old enough to be part of peoples' childhood now?
@JackDuripper
Lol
Best part about the video was the rant about the “Full pony” and “Pole dancer”
"Anything can be bought and sold for the right OYYYLL..."
That's actually canon, since the Speedwagon Foundation was financed mostly by the oil that Speedwagon found in the States.
The more you know
Then taking b e t s in the stock market.
8:36 Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always *LIT*
This joke requires a high IQ ta understand
@@__________________________1560 so high it goes to the negatives
Do You Mean "Race'KARS'"
The Hole Horse part got me.
Hole
Horse...?
8:34 holy shit I didn’t know that kars returned in season 3?
I don’t see it
Oh you sneaky jokester
@@kinggavitron cars is there
Season 2
Oh my god! Same!
Enyaba's justice: *controls people*
Kakyoin: so it's the same type of stand as Hieroprant Green
7:16 Kakyoin: “This is reality not fantasy”
You live in a world where people fight each other with spirits that look like Yu-Gi-Oh card characters that can have oddly specific powers
Yea bro that's reality if it was a cartoon all they would have to do is train themselves and their stand to some how no longer have any weakness or limit on their stand abilities and become uber op
and also ghosts and aliens are real
Mr Sunny Polo Dragon Ball?
@@filippo2777 no this is jojo's
@@mrsunnypolo1679 no, this is Patrick
this whole video is a masterpiece
9:30 Welcome to Detroit
nah
10:16
Yup
Stand User: Seymour Centrefold
Stand Name: Steamed Men
Chalmer Horse: I thought we were having Hanged Man.
Centerfold: Oh no, I said STEAMED Men, that's what I call my stand.
You call your stand [Steamed Men]?
Yes, steamed men. Old family stand.
Y'know, this Steamed Men is very similar to the Hanged Man they have down at the J. Burger
Holly: *speaks english*
Everyone: YoU hAs GoOD jApaneSE
Wow you didn’t call her a bitch for once
Hey how’s being dead
How’s your daughter
@@rocketgod6808 what daughter
Jotaro Kujo jolyne
This is the funniest shit i've ever seen (probably because it's 3 am and i have school tomorrow)