@@die_warrior3253 When Dire infuses a rose with hamon, Dio had already frozen and destroyed Dire's entire body, so he was just a head (with obviously no lungs) when he did it.
This is why Joseph and Kenshiro can't fight. They would create a universe collapsing paradox. When Joseph says "Your next line is", it means he won the fight. If Kenshiro says "You are already dead." It means he won the fight. Who wins?
@@ba-loo-loo7676 actually, i think _kenshiro_ won: the "omae wa mou shindeiru"s the two of them said had _ever so slightly different_ pronunciations, and it was _joseph_ who said "NANI?!", indicating that he had been caught off-guard.
My favorite parts were the Pepsi man, "He shall be known as Santiago.", "Watch me swoonsh right in.", Joseph opening the curtains to expose "Santiago" to the sun and making his head explode, the joke about the normal person not dying from having their lungs pulled out because they weren't a hamon user, and "I am a bit thin at the moment." 😹
6:57 “I think I’m going to take Sun Tzu’s Advice this time. Only engage in a fight when Victory is assured.” *flashbacks to soldier from tf2* Soldier: *”If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!.....* Sun Tzu said that.”
The past is their future if that's where they are going to. If it can be changed then technically they are heading to the future past from the past present. Otherwise it's just the past but their future, and that would be the case with the existence of fate.
Joseph Joestar NANI?! WHO ARE YOU? HE’S A FAKE! I’M THE REAL JOSEPH JOESTAR! HE’S BEEN SENT BY THE GUT WHO ARRANGED MY FAKE FUNERAL! Oh hey grandpa nice to see you.
JackDurriper returns with the highly anticipated sequel to his first JOJO YTP, come witness as one man takes it upon himself to stretch his editing skills to the limit in order to great the single best and worse thing i have seen all month
one german soldier in among us (the color red): "Storheim! i've called zis meeting cuz i saw Santiago vent!" storheim (the color green): "you have something to say about that santiago?!" Santiago (pink): red sus. kars: that's my boy.
Mabye because everything mixes so well like the fire in the background, the music, the timing, and it looks like a sad but an epic last momment for a side character
"Pillar Queen has already touched those strippers." *ac/dc and car wake up* (The Wah Cow is told to shut the fuck up and let ac/ddd and karsyion snooze for 10 more minutes) (10 minutes later) *P O S E*
8:31 first the Mask of Light and then the mtg infinite squirrel combo, back to back? Jesus I've never seen two mindbogglingly amazing obscure references back to back like that before.
@Bożydar Grabowski Yeah, though getting more common. But right next to an obscure MTG combo was even better, the fact that it was the mask of light made so much sense
My father has a bottle tendency
Kasino Kaiser ahhhh dark humor,can never get old (just like the anti vax kids)
So did Dio's
666 likes, why
so did Dario
i don't get what you mean
Bottle Tendency just sounds like a cooler way to say alcoholism
Facts
lol
😅
I mean your right
@Jean Perpillant Im addicted to alcohol
This whole show is just me and the bois finding a rock
Sorry but you don’t exist yet. Dio isn’t DIO yet. Also my grandson isn’t alive yet.
@@josephjoestar3817 which one?
shut up giorno
Why do people do this, it’s so annoying
🗿
Ah, my favourite Aztec Gods; Pepsi Man, Sticky Fingers and Za Hando
@The Asian Kid everywhere i go i see anime pfp
I like zipper man better
@@achmodinivswe9500 same
Wait why is there 2 "the hands"
Sticky fingers? You mean... ZIPPER MAN?
I cannot thank you enough for that bit about lungs being vital to Hamon users.
I know I was just thinking that
@Super Mario Odyssey Complete Soundtrack Unless Storhiem is a Jojo in alt universe
@@Boxmancr Don't you mean one half of the band name
Edit : His name was Dire and there is straits, Dire Straits
and clay is esential for hamon makers
No lung = no s u c c
"Lungs are vital for hamon users"
*Laughs in Dire infusing a rose with hamon*
Laughs in infusing a cup with hamon
@@die_warrior3253 I don't think you get the joke
@@irok1 probably not, but it still happened
@@die_warrior3253 When Dire infuses a rose with hamon, Dio had already frozen and destroyed Dire's entire body, so he was just a head (with obviously no lungs) when he did it.
@@irok1 oh. I really need to watch through again
IF SHE BREATHES
She's a hamon user
IF HE BREATHES
A pillarman is inside his nose
Lungs are vital for hamon users
@@katori.mp4647 AYAYAYAYAYAYAY
If she drinks your blood...
she’s a vampire
Remember, lungs are necessary for hamon users
Joseph in one sentence:
"Elon Musk is not the first one who sent cars to space"
HahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahshahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
7:41
DIO
Elon was a jojo reference after all
Once I got this I couldn’t breath
"Soldier, turn around and move away from that vent, immediatly!"
*Thinks back to when Speedwagon told the cop to move away from the window...*
Stroheim is just Nazi Speedwagon
Impassive Tomb I mean, both their names start with R
Robert and Rudol
Ah yes. My favourite pillar men: Santiago, Koichi pose and Sheer Heart Attack
KOCHI WO MIRU
Yare yare
and dont forget d4c
Yare yare daze
You forgot about the Masters of the Pepsi, Right Hando, Sticky fingers and THE MIGHTY PEPSI MAN.
"Vampires, prepare the Erina"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
7:34
It really wasnt that funny though...
shut up wamuu
@ö its a little old but still working
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 its is funny your just boring
@@speartonatom9960 no it never gets old
"Is Caesar a type of pancakes?"
*no no he's got a point.*
he's a type of salad after he got chopped up by his friends
*S A N T I A G O*
How the fuck did you guess my name irl
"Sant-I-*_AAAAAAA_*-Go!"
Yes?
Oh. Ok
R O S E S A R E R E D
V I O L E T S A R E B L U E
*S A N T I A G O W I L L K I L L Y O U*
This is why Joseph and Kenshiro can't fight. They would create a universe collapsing paradox.
When Joseph says "Your next line is", it means he won the fight.
If Kenshiro says "You are already dead." It means he won the fight.
Who wins?
Austin Grider
Joseph would’ve predicted Kenshiro’s end attack, and therefore know he was about to die, but have subverted it
Yes
Whoever wins we lose!
@@ba-loo-loo7676
actually, i think _kenshiro_ won: the "omae wa mou shindeiru"s the two of them said had _ever so slightly different_ pronunciations, and it was _joseph_ who said "NANI?!", indicating that he had been caught off-guard.
DIO
"How do you describe Joseph joestar in one sentence"
*"OOOHHHH MYYY GOOODDDD!!!"*
1 word.
Asspull
Na Na Na,
YOUR NEXT LINE IS “OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD”!!!
@@IceFire1800 Not actually
Joseph wins his battles because of a bunch weird-ass strategies
Or maybe...
*CEAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Don't you mean:
*OOOOOHH NNOOOOOOO!!!*
2:55 "Weird Al" Yankovik *DOES* canonically exist in the JoJo universe, so this is also a JoJoke
Haha yeah
"Yep,he's back"
I am the 100th like.
'Prepare the Erina' made me cry laugh oh my god
Kali Primp it took me a solid 15 seconds
I literally predicted that joke
OH MY GOD
THAT WAS
THE SINGLE MOST FUNNIEST THING
It's not that funny, Kars
AWW MAH GAWDDD
"Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart"
Okay, guys, go home, comedy's over. This dude just won.
song name lol
flushed emoji except distorted schmoyoho’s song based on The Room
The intro created a paradox that can never be fixed.
You monster.
Not even crazy diamond can fix that
Not even GER will be able to undo what happened
Honestly, I've been thinking about that ever since I saw part 2
Only Made in Heaven can fix this paradox.
I believe that Joseph wouldn't be defeated by an attack he predicted.
07:17 I laugh really hard. That was the saddest part in battle tendency and u nailed it.
Wot
I am dio
All the historians of the world are crying because of this: 7:26
Ceasar dying in a nutshell
"Is Caesar a type of pancake?"
_i see what you did there_
*Actually a sandwich*
@Caesar Zeppeli to bad you never got jojo to toss yours
@@andrewphillips4681 Hahahah
Time stamp??
@@Swock010 non existent
Joseph's life is basically one hell of a meth trip.
Just Some guy Without a Mustache finally got one
You forgot the part where he crashed a lot of planes
@@guidomista3570 f o u r 4
@@guidomista3570 oh you mean 𝟰 𝗣 𝗟 𝗔 𝗡 𝗘 𝗦
what is the name of the meme 6:18
At 5:35 you missed the opportunity to change the spikes to legos.
Dio brando
What makes this more funny is the fact that Dio is saying this
Ok dio
Dio knows true evil
Dio brando why didn‘t you just use the world to do it yourselfe
Shouldn't you still be asleep at this time?
"No true warrior would ever feign death"
You're right, that's a hunter ability.
I appreciate that Warcraft reference.
A Bard could do it. Look up the Spell.
3:59
Me on Christmas Morning and my parents are still asleep
N o w i s t h e t i m e
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
(Hits snooze button)
**30 dramatic poses**
F L E X T A P E
8:09
Wammu: Then go ahead...
D'arby Elder, out of nowhere: Mister Jussterr
Gondaro254 **german noises**
Jüster
I love this comment thread
@The Asian Kid and there still is
@@gondaro254 its 480 now
He did it
He made the Mother of all YTPs
*S U C C*
what's the dad of a ytp's?
*Kakyoin appears*
@@Jason-kp4vc you mean okuyasu
SmashLiXs frying Nemo
My favorite parts were the Pepsi man, "He shall be known as Santiago.", "Watch me swoonsh right in.", Joseph opening the curtains to expose "Santiago" to the sun and making his head explode, the joke about the normal person not dying from having their lungs pulled out because they weren't a hamon user, and "I am a bit thin at the moment." 😹
I agree with everything here
Joseph: Next you will say "omae wa mou shindeiru"
Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Kenshiro: NANI!?
Joseph: NANI!?
*both implode*
The universe: *NANI?!?*
Universe explode because when joseph says “next you will say” means he already win
But also “omae wa mou shindeiru” means Kenshiro wins
You will never reach the truth...
Dio: "JoJo, you thought your first buttfuck would be with Erina! But it was with I, DIO!"
Joseph: "VERY NICE!!!!"
Filthy Frimson: "No more!"
There’s two words to describe Joseph With: “SHIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAA” Being One and “NIGERUNDAYOOOO” Being The other
B3NJI UwU nigerundayoooooooo smokeyyyyyy
And "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDD"
*you just said the N-word you fool*
@@FainthedCherry *Joseph's theme plays*
Also he is infamous for crashing planes all the time
6:57
“I think I’m going to take Sun Tzu’s Advice this time. Only engage in a fight when Victory is assured.”
*flashbacks to soldier from tf2*
Soldier: *”If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!.....* Sun Tzu said that.”
*Joseph Joestar:* don’t worry guys
*Joseph Joestar:* I have a plan
*Joseph Joestar has NIGERUNDAYOOOOO’ed the game.*
Oh ok
tHat'S rACIsT yOu cAn'T saY thE n wOrd
Nigerundayo in japanese is Run Away, you are wrong mr jamari
Giorno Giovanna You’re a fucking idiot
@@obamagaming1039 no u
1:30
“Get in loser, we are going to the *F U T U R E !* “
**proceeds to go to the past**
This is compared to Phantom Blood.
The past is their future if that's where they are going to. If it can be changed then technically they are heading to the future past from the past present. Otherwise it's just the past but their future, and that would be the case with the existence of fate.
Was going to like but it has 420 likes
“You’re both insatiably bicurious!”
Aren’t they all...
Za wardoo toe key toe ma reeee
0:28 how I would describe Joseph in one sentence, "the secret joestar technique,
*N I G E R U N D A Y O* "
So this is what happened when I died
Interesting
Edit: Jesus Christ I just looked back on this almost 1 year old comment, 5.7K likes? Thank you all
Jonathan Joestar trust me, just wait until you get to your great great great grandson jotaro.
There’s much more of this bizarre stuff coming up I bet.
Don’t worry, it gets better
It gets more bizarre
Joseph Joestar NANI?! WHO ARE YOU? HE’S A FAKE! I’M THE REAL JOSEPH JOESTAR! HE’S BEEN SENT BY THE GUT WHO ARRANGED MY FAKE FUNERAL! Oh hey grandpa nice to see you.
Vampires prepare the Erina.
Vampires: *Grooooan*
Kars: ahahhahahahahahah
It's not funny kars...
It is though
Tbh its actually funny..
FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY, KARS
9:08 “Please please please, make a Portal 2 reference.”
9:18 “YES!”
Hey brother
@@Scooty_ greetings kinsman
Not only is this a good ytp, this is also my first time listening to the dub of part 2.
It doesn’t sound half bad.
Better then the part 5 dub
But my favorite dub was in part 4 because it's the only dub I watched fully
@@ThisAUofRealityI've watched the first four parts dubbed and part 1, 2, and 4 are spectacular
"Lungs are vital for Hamon users"
*rips out lungs*
Ordinary Person: "AAAAA-wait, it's fine, I’m not a Hamon user."
Hamon User: "🄸'🄼 🄵🅁🄸🄲🄺🄴🄳"
Me walking around with no pungs when i accidently breathe weird and learn Hamon:AHHHHHHHHHHH
@@elecric ur a nazi who gives a shit but it does not matter because GERMON TECHNOLOGY IS THE WORLDS BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should mean that we are all hamon users
LOL
@@elecric I hate it when I loose my pungs
ah, good times,,
too bad i died of a heartattack
Gods never die
He protecc
He attacc
He stay single until he's 89 and die of a heart attacc
Gg i'll see u in the lobby xd
Better than having a hole punched in you
Was it a
Sheer heart attacku
Smh unrealistic, we all know caesar would be the top
The rock says otherwise
Idk the last time i checked he was down under
Top of the death list.
CCCEEEEEEAAAASSSSAAAAARRRRR
Can't y'all let him die peacefully already?
2:55 Stroheim's pose is epic
Fax
Yeah
Stroheim be flexing.
Another day on cs:go
1:30 "get in loser we are going to the future"
**goes to Joseph's past**
King crimson: am i a joke to you?
They used *_[MADE_* *_IN_* *_HEAVEN]_*
JackDurriper returns with the highly anticipated sequel to his first JOJO YTP, come witness as one man takes it upon himself to stretch his editing skills to the limit in order to great the single best and worse thing i have seen all month
yeah
i'm actually impressed that the dub has convincing accents for the characters
IDK, I don’t really like Strogiem’s voice too much
@@gustavourbina8343 i was referring to salad and clacker since i don't know german nazi accents
@@scienceteam9254 SALAD AND CLACKER LMFAO
Toothpaste boi is being sassy
Toothpaste Boiii go back to your dark dimension loser
5:45
Oh yay I'm not the only one who imagined that
Yeah
Joseph: just try to move me
ACDC: B O I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reverse card esidsi not acdc
Eisidisi
*S T A R F I N G E R ! ! !*
STAR FINGER
Dark Yami I don’t think you know what woooosh means
*one Italian bromance l8er*
Joseph: Come on big guy
Joseph: *its so tight*
STAR BLEACHU
(also joseph said that right line)
*KING CRIMSON*
The ScrapMaster delete this
www.reddit.com/r/Oh_So_kai/comments/codwnu/oh_sō_kai/?
Agent Sparks Huh?
Me: Mum can we have Battle tendency
Mum: we have Battle tendency at home
Battle tendency at home
Bottle tendency
Mister Boi Boi
Including 3:34
Part 2 is my personal favorite. The fact that So No Chi No plays during the climax vs Kars sells it for me
7:36 PREPARE THE EREENA - *maniacal laughter*
Jonathan is going to be so mad right now.
I loled
Wamuu: It’s not that funny, Kars
@@canadiandream5091it is that funny tho
Vampires prepare the Erina. That joke was genius
Karslaughing.wav
Just imagine if Dio was the one who said that
Wammu: it's not that funny,Kars....
ADCD: hey guys i’m alive and i have to say...... koichi wo miro
5:26
Normies: ok
ACDC fans: Man I love this song!
JoJo fans: Oh look a D4C reference.
Me: haha spikes
B Parker do you know the song name?
@@f.b.i3929 dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Filthy acts at a reasonable price.
@@Iron8127 I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
Baguette hon hon hon Oui oui *[DIMES 4 CRIMES]*
2:28 WATCH ME ZOINKS
They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft
SANTIAGO!!!!!
@@mr.0511 I AM THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!!!
@@mr.0511 You were right about one thing master the negotiations were short
@@santanapillarman9269 why tf sis you go up ssomebody's nose
7:30
The best part is, Joseph actually says this when he fights Lisa Lisa in All Star Battle.
7:09 Honestly, who didn't see that coming.
Ceasar didn’t
BigBoy KenoB F
CEASAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven't finished that video part but im pretty sure by the rock it's shiza death.
"SHIZAAAAA" didn't
3:29
Boops nose
Starts having seizure
It was to distract him, I had to open that convenient window in the base
@@josephjoestar3817 a n d t h e n i t c u t s t o y o u f u c k i n g c a e s e r
This is worthless in its current state
SSSSEIZZZZURRRRREE
SEIZUUUUUUURE
2:46 finally watched this episode
It's kinda messed up, but that just makes it better
Are we just not gonna talk about 2:04?
*”You’re both insatiably Bi-Curious!”*
We probably should ask that
Well. Caesar.
4:15 this is legit what I imagined before seeing the actual pillar men
the memes doesnt lie
The rock people
Beautiful
The stone dudes
2:44 Congratulations! You made one of the scariest moments in Jojo absolutely hilarious.
Im fat! I'm fat! Really really fat!
Which episode was that?
*he made it even more scarier*
NOT THE BEES! AHH MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!
"Vampires, prepare the Erina"
2:56
Wow,I had no clue Jotaro could go back in time
lol
Eyes of heaven
Probably king crimson
D4C
Yare Yare DOITSU!
Jotaro spammed Bites the Dust alot
"STANDO POWAH!!"
"not yet!"
why must you ruin the fun?
TheKHfan358over3d sonofthebeetch
Best part in the clip. I watch it least 16 times already lol
Even though joseph already had Hermit Purple in part 2
There is evidence that suggests that
0:32 "you cant just sum up part 2 with one quote"
Observe
*Bloody Stream Intensifies*
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders”
NIGERUNDAYO
1:17 It is I, Kars, the ultimate bein-DIO
Joseph: STANDO POWER
Mace Windu: *im bout to end this mans whole career*
Banana doppio?
@@flipflop8976 lol XD
So, is there going to be a mcree joke in the part 3 YTP?
would that be redundant?
How could you have known?
Jack Duripper Because it’s something a cowboy would say. I guess
@@kingkeeper3570 kind of more of 3 levels of meta
Yellowed`s Brother *100% stallion
5:23 Ha it’s funny not just because his name is ACDC but because there’s a Stand called “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
That's the joke
Pedro Nunes You fell for it, fool! DIVINE 20 METER RADIUS SPLIT ATTACK!
Theres a stand called Bohemian Rapsody
*Luaghs in funny valentine*
@@revolverocelot423 and it turns fantasy into real life
one german soldier in among us (the color red):
"Storheim! i've called zis meeting cuz i saw Santiago vent!"
storheim (the color green): "you have something to say about that santiago?!"
Santiago (pink): red sus.
kars: that's my boy.
*Kars has been ejected*
Ya know what, I ain’t even mad about this among us joke.
@@g1mmixx_666 fun fact this was one year ago and i f-ing hate this comment i wrote. I hate that among us joke
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency but Joseph keeps saying the *_*n word*_* in front of Smokey.
N-WORDundayo
BROOO AT 3:35 A TEACHER WALKED NEXT TO ME AND I GOT SCARED FOR MY LIFE AND I COULDN’T USE HAMON SINCE I WAS OUT OF BREATH
Lungs are vital to to hamon users
Lungs are vital to to hamon users
Lungs are vital to to hamon users
Lungs are vital to to hamon users
Lungs are vital to Hamon users
Joseph joestar in one word:
*NEGORUNDAYOOOOO*
Accurate, very
The joestar technique.
ingerundayoooooooooo
Nigerundayo, Smokey!!!
9:17 That was the perfect time to make them headbutt eachother.
"How do you describe joseph joestar in one sentence?"
Me: NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEEEY
8:00
Why do I love that so much
He gave love a bad name.
ECW Plays *Might as well start calling Wamuu Jovi instead cause he’s shot through the heart*
I CACKLED WHEN I SAW THIS PART
Mabye because everything mixes so well like the fire in the background, the music, the timing, and it looks like a sad but an epic last momment for a side character
2:19 I’m going to hell for how loud I’m laughing at this
go commit banzai then
1:04
"Awaken, my refreshments!"
this does put a smile on my face
Balanced,as everything should be
Sheer "Kars" Attack
Fastblaze 71 pillar queen
"Pillar Queen has already touched those strippers."
*ac/dc and car wake up*
(The Wah Cow is told to shut the fuck up and let ac/ddd and karsyion snooze for 10 more minutes)
(10 minutes later)
*P O S E*
I did this is the previous YTP of jojo but...
TF2 reference buttons
7:00 soldier clip.
8:33 lazy purple "the ultimate life form"
Wow, he just straight up made a LazyPurple reference
5:25 OK that one got me 😂
Best part of the entire video. XD
4:46 my guy joseph still found a way to pose when he was under attack
What was the music called playing
@@osvaldovilla8393 darude sandstorm
"Your next line is Omae wa, mu shindaeru"
"Omae wa, mu shindaeru"
"NANI?!"
"NANI?!"
*The universe implodes*
7:23 I knew exactly where that was going and I somehow still laughed
Ready the Erina made me legitimately laugh
8:31 first the Mask of Light and then the mtg infinite squirrel combo, back to back? Jesus I've never seen two mindbogglingly amazing obscure references back to back like that before.
Don't forget the LazyPurple reference to finish up the obscure sandwich.
@@tysonstewart2302 Shit, too obscure for me
@Bożydar Grabowski Yeah, though getting more common. But right next to an obscure MTG combo was even better, the fact that it was the mask of light made so much sense
@@tysonstewart2302 *THE ULTIMAYE LIFEFORM*
The NANI!? Paradox they both say nani and both blow up except its all a mirror
MAN IN ZA MIRRA
Don't mind me, i'm just doing what i want to do.
1:38
What is the song?
Can we appreciate him playing sandstorm while joseph was in the sandstorm
7:49 Why does the announcer sound like he's in the middle of a very intense crap while announcing?
9:39 you thought it was a treasure
But it was I, Dio!
I legit would NOT be surprised if araki was inspired by 8:56 to make Joseph's strategy to run away. Lmao
Is no one going to talk about the amount of cursed images at 4:10, my eyes are burnt
It’s spectacular
Yes
But the thing is the music is beautiful
That's what happens when you have pure testosterone pumped into your blood
4:13 Koichi has apparently unlocked time travel
'Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart,' was easily my favorite
Dirty dreads done dirt cheap?
Don’t you mean
*Terrible actions completed at low fares?*
Or
Horrible Favors at Half Price
Crimes for dimes
Dubious deeds at dubiously down prices
Unclean things at unclear costs
Horrible maneuvers achieved with rock-bottom expenses
7:34 is what killed me.
It's not that funny brown bronco
@butterpopcorn X
Dude it’s a pun chill.
@@-disneypug-9589 oh no I was just playing off of what wamuu said after the fact.
(Must resist! Can.. Not.. Laugh..!)
*We don’t joke about Caesar*
_oh no my salad_ -Joseph Joestar.