[YTP] Bottle Tendency

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  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 5 років тому +7546

    My father has a bottle tendency

  • @gordonramsey7379
    @gordonramsey7379 4 роки тому +3871

    Bottle Tendency just sounds like a cooler way to say alcoholism

  • @imjustgooder8898
    @imjustgooder8898 5 років тому +3583

    This whole show is just me and the bois finding a rock

    • @josephjoestar3817
      @josephjoestar3817 4 роки тому +117

      Sorry but you don’t exist yet. Dio isn’t DIO yet. Also my grandson isn’t alive yet.

    • @magead
      @magead 4 роки тому +26

      @@josephjoestar3817 which one?

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 4 роки тому +10

      shut up giorno

    • @mblue2984
      @mblue2984 4 роки тому +3

      Why do people do this, it’s so annoying

    • @themrfredgold1891
      @themrfredgold1891 4 роки тому +8

      🗿

  • @chromatic_delusions
    @chromatic_delusions 4 роки тому +2408

    Ah, my favourite Aztec Gods; Pepsi Man, Sticky Fingers and Za Hando

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 6 років тому +2982

    I cannot thank you enough for that bit about lungs being vital to Hamon users.

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +67

      I know I was just thinking that

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +7

      @Super Mario Odyssey Complete Soundtrack Unless Storhiem is a Jojo in alt universe

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +15

      @@Boxmancr Don't you mean one half of the band name
      Edit : His name was Dire and there is straits, Dire Straits

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 років тому +4

      and clay is esential for hamon makers

    • @Yhurga0
      @Yhurga0 5 років тому +6

      No lung = no s u c c

  • @stylishyak6643
    @stylishyak6643 5 років тому +3005

    "Lungs are vital for hamon users"
    *Laughs in Dire infusing a rose with hamon*

    • @die_warrior3253
      @die_warrior3253 5 років тому +71

      Laughs in infusing a cup with hamon

    • @irok1
      @irok1 5 років тому +35

      @@die_warrior3253 I don't think you get the joke

    • @die_warrior3253
      @die_warrior3253 5 років тому +12

      @@irok1 probably not, but it still happened

    • @irok1
      @irok1 5 років тому +116

      @@die_warrior3253 When Dire infuses a rose with hamon, Dio had already frozen and destroyed Dire's entire body, so he was just a head (with obviously no lungs) when he did it.

    • @die_warrior3253
      @die_warrior3253 5 років тому +19

      @@irok1 oh. I really need to watch through again

  • @chickerhoof
    @chickerhoof 5 років тому +6669

    IF SHE BREATHES
    She's a hamon user

    • @katori.mp4647
      @katori.mp4647 5 років тому +375

      IF HE BREATHES
      A pillarman is inside his nose

    • @luaustin627
      @luaustin627 5 років тому +173

      Lungs are vital for hamon users

    • @arsyahr138
      @arsyahr138 5 років тому +62

      @@katori.mp4647 AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

    • @srpalmtree9134
      @srpalmtree9134 5 років тому +91

      If she drinks your blood...
      she’s a vampire

    • @johnsmith-tm5dm
      @johnsmith-tm5dm 5 років тому +53

      Remember, lungs are necessary for hamon users

  • @ledor_z
    @ledor_z 4 роки тому +886

    Joseph in one sentence:
    "Elon Musk is not the first one who sent cars to space"

    • @eljonhila2487
      @eljonhila2487 3 роки тому +2

      HahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahshahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

    • @Rubydafreakingweirdo
      @Rubydafreakingweirdo 3 роки тому +9

      7:41

    • @MPE_09
      @MPE_09 3 роки тому +2

      DIO

    • @ferrarifxxkevo3445
      @ferrarifxxkevo3445 2 роки тому +15

      Elon was a jojo reference after all

    • @kowaretatc8611
      @kowaretatc8611 2 роки тому +3

      Once I got this I couldn’t breath

  • @ImpassiveTomb
    @ImpassiveTomb 5 років тому +616

    "Soldier, turn around and move away from that vent, immediatly!"
    *Thinks back to when Speedwagon told the cop to move away from the window...*

  • @jotarokujo5849
    @jotarokujo5849 5 років тому +2587

    Ah yes. My favourite pillar men: Santiago, Koichi pose and Sheer Heart Attack

  • @yogiearifin6054
    @yogiearifin6054 4 роки тому +1370

    "Vampires, prepare the Erina"
    "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
    7:34

  • @AymenZero
    @AymenZero 4 роки тому +557

    "Is Caesar a type of pancakes?"
    *no no he's got a point.*

    • @Drogsman
      @Drogsman 3 роки тому +14

      he's a type of salad after he got chopped up by his friends

  • @rengo6723
    @rengo6723 6 років тому +1994

    *S A N T I A G O*

    • @AKA_Guest
      @AKA_Guest 6 років тому +18

      How the fuck did you guess my name irl

    • @DocSleepy
      @DocSleepy 5 років тому +77

      "Sant-I-*_AAAAAAA_*-Go!"

    • @santiagopereira2653
      @santiagopereira2653 5 років тому +8

      Yes?

    • @fauzanalfaid4288
      @fauzanalfaid4288 5 років тому +1

      Oh. Ok

    • @epicjn
      @epicjn 5 років тому +28

      R O S E S A R E R E D
      V I O L E T S A R E B L U E
      *S A N T I A G O W I L L K I L L Y O U*

  • @Acecard-jl2py
    @Acecard-jl2py 6 років тому +5284

    This is why Joseph and Kenshiro can't fight. They would create a universe collapsing paradox.
    When Joseph says "Your next line is", it means he won the fight.
    If Kenshiro says "You are already dead." It means he won the fight.
    Who wins?

    • @ba-loo-loo7676
      @ba-loo-loo7676 6 років тому +637

      Austin Grider
      Joseph would’ve predicted Kenshiro’s end attack, and therefore know he was about to die, but have subverted it

    • @potatoladd374
      @potatoladd374 6 років тому +33

      Yes

    • @johnny13r
      @johnny13r 5 років тому +92

      Whoever wins we lose!

    • @DocSleepy
      @DocSleepy 5 років тому +142

      @@ba-loo-loo7676
      actually, i think _kenshiro_ won: the "omae wa mou shindeiru"s the two of them said had _ever so slightly different_ pronunciations, and it was _joseph_ who said "NANI?!", indicating that he had been caught off-guard.

    • @captainprice3979
      @captainprice3979 5 років тому +23

      DIO

  • @norvegicus
    @norvegicus 5 років тому +2701

    "How do you describe Joseph joestar in one sentence"
    *"OOOHHHH MYYY GOOODDDD!!!"*

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 5 років тому +45

      1 word.
      Asspull

    • @buddyboy6448
      @buddyboy6448 5 років тому +42

      Na Na Na,
      YOUR NEXT LINE IS “OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD”!!!

    • @JESUS36604
      @JESUS36604 5 років тому +24

      @@IceFire1800 Not actually
      Joseph wins his battles because of a bunch weird-ass strategies

    • @elvicegx
      @elvicegx 5 років тому +23

      Or maybe...
      *CEAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAR*

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 5 років тому +26

      Don't you mean:
      *OOOOOHH NNOOOOOOO!!!*

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 4 роки тому +272

    2:55 "Weird Al" Yankovik *DOES* canonically exist in the JoJo universe, so this is also a JoJoke

  • @naudalyke
    @naudalyke 5 років тому +1137

    'Prepare the Erina' made me cry laugh oh my god

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 5 років тому +1212

    "Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart"
    Okay, guys, go home, comedy's over. This dude just won.

    • @ultimatechessplaya
      @ultimatechessplaya 4 роки тому +21

      song name lol

    • @jellyman6059
      @jellyman6059 4 роки тому +19

      flushed emoji except distorted schmoyoho’s song based on The Room

  • @PasCone103Z
    @PasCone103Z 6 років тому +3595

    The intro created a paradox that can never be fixed.
    You monster.

    • @juicyjuustar121
      @juicyjuustar121 6 років тому +147

      Not even crazy diamond can fix that

    • @Jason-mu8hw
      @Jason-mu8hw 6 років тому +95

      Not even GER will be able to undo what happened

    • @madchu7
      @madchu7 6 років тому +35

      Honestly, I've been thinking about that ever since I saw part 2

    • @mr.reaper3329
      @mr.reaper3329 5 років тому +20

      Only Made in Heaven can fix this paradox.

    • @PrimeBukkIT
      @PrimeBukkIT 5 років тому +18

      I believe that Joseph wouldn't be defeated by an attack he predicted.

  • @Prince-mz9tc
    @Prince-mz9tc 4 роки тому +283

    07:17 I laugh really hard. That was the saddest part in battle tendency and u nailed it.

  • @atha6632
    @atha6632 5 років тому +2051

    "Is Caesar a type of pancake?"
    _i see what you did there_

  • @Elastigirl-Official
    @Elastigirl-Official 4 роки тому +2113

    Joseph's life is basically one hell of a meth trip.

    • @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei
      @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei 4 роки тому +24

      Just Some guy Without a Mustache finally got one

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 роки тому +39

      You forgot the part where he crashed a lot of planes

    • @aguywithafish
      @aguywithafish 4 роки тому +8

      @@guidomista3570 f o u r 4

    • @josepoktovianus5866
      @josepoktovianus5866 4 роки тому +14

      @@guidomista3570 oh you mean 𝟰 𝗣 𝗟 𝗔 𝗡 𝗘 𝗦

    • @arkavideo9991
      @arkavideo9991 4 роки тому +2

      what is the name of the meme 6:18

  • @Diobrando-yo9gv
    @Diobrando-yo9gv 5 років тому +2262

    At 5:35 you missed the opportunity to change the spikes to legos.

    • @ralsei3554
      @ralsei3554 5 років тому +193

      Dio brando
      What makes this more funny is the fact that Dio is saying this

    • @Viharamahadevi111
      @Viharamahadevi111 5 років тому +62

      Ok dio

    • @sillyYata
      @sillyYata 5 років тому +61

      Dio knows true evil

    • @sebastianschoefl
      @sebastianschoefl 5 років тому +18

      Dio brando why didn‘t you just use the world to do it yourselfe

    • @valeskastigger4775
      @valeskastigger4775 5 років тому +8

      Shouldn't you still be asleep at this time?

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 роки тому +166

    "No true warrior would ever feign death"
    You're right, that's a hunter ability.

    • @Zagnutjones
      @Zagnutjones Рік тому +3

      I appreciate that Warcraft reference.

    • @aisnota5192
      @aisnota5192 3 місяці тому

      A Bard could do it. Look up the Spell.

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket 5 років тому +988

    3:59
    Me on Christmas Morning and my parents are still asleep

    • @monji6838
      @monji6838 4 роки тому +77

      N o w i s t h e t i m e

    • @shane7945
      @shane7945 4 роки тому +59

      WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

    • @noobo569
      @noobo569 4 роки тому +24

      (Hits snooze button)

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +21

      **30 dramatic poses**

    • @doublebruh1122
      @doublebruh1122 4 роки тому +6

      F L E X T A P E

  • @gondaro254
    @gondaro254 5 років тому +537

    8:09
    Wammu: Then go ahead...
    D'arby Elder, out of nowhere: Mister Jussterr

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +13

      Gondaro254 **german noises**

    • @etsuhiro6684
      @etsuhiro6684 4 роки тому +6

      Jüster

    • @amychiyoko
      @amychiyoko 4 роки тому +1

      I love this comment thread

    • @gondaro254
      @gondaro254 4 роки тому +1

      @The Asian Kid and there still is

    • @aguywithafish
      @aguywithafish 4 роки тому

      @@gondaro254 its 480 now

  • @DayonDJr
    @DayonDJr 6 років тому +975

    He did it
    He made the Mother of all YTPs

  • @hunterbean6217
    @hunterbean6217 4 роки тому +83

    My favorite parts were the Pepsi man, "He shall be known as Santiago.", "Watch me swoonsh right in.", Joseph opening the curtains to expose "Santiago" to the sun and making his head explode, the joke about the normal person not dying from having their lungs pulled out because they weren't a hamon user, and "I am a bit thin at the moment." 😹

  • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
    @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 5 років тому +641

    Joseph: Next you will say "omae wa mou shindeiru"
    Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Kenshiro: NANI!?
    Joseph: NANI!?
    *both implode*

    • @Febo2310
      @Febo2310 5 років тому +12

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 5 років тому +9

      The universe: *NANI?!?*

    • @DiegoFlores-ft4sc
      @DiegoFlores-ft4sc 5 років тому +6

      Universe explode because when joseph says “next you will say” means he already win
      But also “omae wa mou shindeiru” means Kenshiro wins

    • @flipflop8976
      @flipflop8976 4 роки тому

      You will never reach the truth...

  • @redlion517
    @redlion517 5 років тому +480

    Dio: "JoJo, you thought your first buttfuck would be with Erina! But it was with I, DIO!"
    Joseph: "VERY NICE!!!!"
    Filthy Frimson: "No more!"

  • @NovaHendrixx
    @NovaHendrixx 5 років тому +272

    There’s two words to describe Joseph With: “SHIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAA” Being One and “NIGERUNDAYOOOO” Being The other

    • @wolfey2456
      @wolfey2456 5 років тому +10

      B3NJI UwU nigerundayoooooooo smokeyyyyyy

    • @redneckman5403
      @redneckman5403 4 роки тому +11

      And "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDD"

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 4 роки тому +6

      *you just said the N-word you fool*

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 4 роки тому +4

      @@FainthedCherry *Joseph's theme plays*

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 роки тому

      Also he is infamous for crashing planes all the time

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +28

    6:57
    “I think I’m going to take Sun Tzu’s Advice this time. Only engage in a fight when Victory is assured.”
    *flashbacks to soldier from tf2*
    Soldier: *”If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!.....* Sun Tzu said that.”

  • @CherryBun0325
    @CherryBun0325 5 років тому +253

    *Joseph Joestar:* don’t worry guys
    *Joseph Joestar:* I have a plan
    *Joseph Joestar has NIGERUNDAYOOOOO’ed the game.*

  • @gustavosimoes281
    @gustavosimoes281 5 років тому +442

    1:30
    “Get in loser, we are going to the *F U T U R E !* “
    **proceeds to go to the past**

    • @TheBiggestCheese-kh3pr
      @TheBiggestCheese-kh3pr 5 років тому +8

      This is compared to Phantom Blood.

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 4 роки тому

      The past is their future if that's where they are going to. If it can be changed then technically they are heading to the future past from the past present. Otherwise it's just the past but their future, and that would be the case with the existence of fate.

    • @amethystt727
      @amethystt727 4 роки тому

      Was going to like but it has 420 likes

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
    @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 років тому +463

    “You’re both insatiably bicurious!”
    Aren’t they all...

  • @sunburst2740
    @sunburst2740 4 роки тому +46

    0:28 how I would describe Joseph in one sentence, "the secret joestar technique,
    *N I G E R U N D A Y O* "

  • @jonathanjoestar9433
    @jonathanjoestar9433 5 років тому +6293

    So this is what happened when I died
    Interesting
    Edit: Jesus Christ I just looked back on this almost 1 year old comment, 5.7K likes? Thank you all

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 5 років тому +436

      Jonathan Joestar trust me, just wait until you get to your great great great grandson jotaro.

    • @josephjoestar3817
      @josephjoestar3817 4 роки тому +223

      There’s much more of this bizarre stuff coming up I bet.

    • @spaghetti2316
      @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +71

      Don’t worry, it gets better

    • @Nightmarefoxy30000
      @Nightmarefoxy30000 4 роки тому +56

      It gets more bizarre

    • @josephjoestar3032
      @josephjoestar3032 4 роки тому +121

      Joseph Joestar NANI?! WHO ARE YOU? HE’S A FAKE! I’M THE REAL JOSEPH JOESTAR! HE’S BEEN SENT BY THE GUT WHO ARRANGED MY FAKE FUNERAL! Oh hey grandpa nice to see you.

  • @erehh9817
    @erehh9817 5 років тому +1040

    Vampires prepare the Erina.
    Vampires: *Grooooan*
    Kars: ahahhahahahahahah

  • @scoutymcscoutface2957
    @scoutymcscoutface2957 5 років тому +266

    9:08 “Please please please, make a Portal 2 reference.”
    9:18 “YES!”

  • @thesalsaguy4395
    @thesalsaguy4395 4 роки тому +91

    Not only is this a good ytp, this is also my first time listening to the dub of part 2.
    It doesn’t sound half bad.

    • @potati3169
      @potati3169 4 роки тому +4

      Better then the part 5 dub

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 роки тому +2

      But my favorite dub was in part 4 because it's the only dub I watched fully

    • @fritzzon
      @fritzzon 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ThisAUofRealityI've watched the first four parts dubbed and part 1, 2, and 4 are spectacular

  • @bagel4943
    @bagel4943 4 роки тому +527

    "Lungs are vital for Hamon users"
    *rips out lungs*
    Ordinary Person: "AAAAA-wait, it's fine, I’m not a Hamon user."
    Hamon User: "🄸'🄼 🄵🅁🄸🄲🄺🄴🄳"

    • @elecric
      @elecric 4 роки тому +24

      Me walking around with no pungs when i accidently breathe weird and learn Hamon:AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @seawolf4856
      @seawolf4856 4 роки тому +8

      @@elecric ur a nazi who gives a shit but it does not matter because GERMON TECHNOLOGY IS THE WORLDS BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 роки тому +7

      This should mean that we are all hamon users

    • @caelwynne9492
      @caelwynne9492 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @officiallyrandom2614
      @officiallyrandom2614 3 роки тому

      @@elecric I hate it when I loose my pungs

  • @speedwagonsawesomeadventur1015
    @speedwagonsawesomeadventur1015 5 років тому +583

    ah, good times,,
    too bad i died of a heartattack

  • @rollinia8004
    @rollinia8004 6 років тому +1835

    Smh unrealistic, we all know caesar would be the top

  • @EmperorProtects1
    @EmperorProtects1 4 роки тому +142

    2:55 Stroheim's pose is epic

  • @phossu
    @phossu 5 років тому +194

    1:30 "get in loser we are going to the future"
    **goes to Joseph's past**
    King crimson: am i a joke to you?

    • @lost7149
      @lost7149 4 роки тому +4

      They used *_[MADE_* *_IN_* *_HEAVEN]_*

  • @woolengold8447
    @woolengold8447 6 років тому +355

    JackDurriper returns with the highly anticipated sequel to his first JOJO YTP, come witness as one man takes it upon himself to stretch his editing skills to the limit in order to great the single best and worse thing i have seen all month

  • @scienceteam9254
    @scienceteam9254 5 років тому +601

    i'm actually impressed that the dub has convincing accents for the characters

    • @gustavourbina8343
      @gustavourbina8343 5 років тому +9

      IDK, I don’t really like Strogiem’s voice too much

    • @scienceteam9254
      @scienceteam9254 5 років тому +80

      @@gustavourbina8343 i was referring to salad and clacker since i don't know german nazi accents

    • @lunar8222
      @lunar8222 5 років тому +37

      @@scienceteam9254 SALAD AND CLACKER LMFAO

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +1

      Toothpaste boi is being sassy

    • @mayohyundai1152
      @mayohyundai1152 5 років тому

      Toothpaste Boiii go back to your dark dimension loser

  • @huntrr_44
    @huntrr_44 4 роки тому +79

    5:45
    Oh yay I'm not the only one who imagined that

    • @MPE_09
      @MPE_09 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah

  • @jello2nd854
    @jello2nd854 5 років тому +485

    Joseph: just try to move me
    ACDC: B O I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LeGardeFreak
    @LeGardeFreak 5 років тому +652

    *one Italian bromance l8er*
    Joseph: Come on big guy
    Joseph: *its so tight*

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 5 років тому +37

      STAR BLEACHU
      (also joseph said that right line)

    • @Konh-Minh
      @Konh-Minh 5 років тому +13

      *KING CRIMSON*

    • @LunAR-ic7uj
      @LunAR-ic7uj 5 років тому +7

      The ScrapMaster delete this

    • @cygnus190
      @cygnus190 5 років тому +2

      www.reddit.com/r/Oh_So_kai/comments/codwnu/oh_sō_kai/?

    • @peanutcruncher1349
      @peanutcruncher1349 5 років тому +2

      Agent Sparks Huh?

  • @mbbi
    @mbbi 5 років тому +240

    Me: Mum can we have Battle tendency
    Mum: we have Battle tendency at home
    Battle tendency at home
    Bottle tendency

    • @_Envous
      @_Envous 4 роки тому +3

      Mister Boi Boi
      Including 3:34

  • @Gameface9782
    @Gameface9782 4 роки тому +21

    Part 2 is my personal favorite. The fact that So No Chi No plays during the climax vs Kars sells it for me

  • @corgs_w
    @corgs_w 4 роки тому +308

    7:36 PREPARE THE EREENA - *maniacal laughter*

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 4 роки тому +24

      Jonathan is going to be so mad right now.

    • @Heihachi_Joestar
      @Heihachi_Joestar 4 роки тому +1

      I loled

    • @canadiandream5091
      @canadiandream5091 4 роки тому +10

      Wamuu: It’s not that funny, Kars

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@canadiandream5091it is that funny tho

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 5 років тому +313

    Vampires prepare the Erina. That joke was genius

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  5 років тому +43

      Karslaughing.wav

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 5 років тому +4

      Just imagine if Dio was the one who said that

    • @Iron8127
      @Iron8127 5 років тому +4

      Wammu: it's not that funny,Kars....

    • @lucario5329
      @lucario5329 5 років тому +1

      ADCD: hey guys i’m alive and i have to say...... koichi wo miro

  • @mbot1901
    @mbot1901 5 років тому +365

    5:26
    Normies: ok
    ACDC fans: Man I love this song!
    JoJo fans: Oh look a D4C reference.
    Me: haha spikes

  • @midnightinsidious3905
    @midnightinsidious3905 4 роки тому +112

    2:28 WATCH ME ZOINKS

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +7

      They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft

    • @santanapillarman9269
      @santanapillarman9269 4 роки тому +7

      SANTIAGO!!!!!

    • @santanapillarman9269
      @santanapillarman9269 4 роки тому +4

      @@mr.0511 I AM THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!!!

    • @santanapillarman9269
      @santanapillarman9269 4 роки тому +5

      @@mr.0511 You were right about one thing master the negotiations were short

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 3 роки тому +2

      @@santanapillarman9269 why tf sis you go up ssomebody's nose

  • @funninoriginal6054
    @funninoriginal6054 5 років тому +137

    7:30
    The best part is, Joseph actually says this when he fights Lisa Lisa in All Star Battle.

  • @hylianpotato5683
    @hylianpotato5683 5 років тому +330

    7:09 Honestly, who didn't see that coming.

    • @bigboykenob2244
      @bigboykenob2244 4 роки тому +75

      Ceasar didn’t

    • @zedavil
      @zedavil 4 роки тому +12

      BigBoy KenoB F

    • @ryanslaughter9618
      @ryanslaughter9618 4 роки тому +7

      CEASAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @cdaemondx8241
      @cdaemondx8241 4 роки тому +2

      Haven't finished that video part but im pretty sure by the rock it's shiza death.

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 4 роки тому +1

      "SHIZAAAAA" didn't

  • @Faiz868
    @Faiz868 5 років тому +413

    3:29
    Boops nose
    Starts having seizure

    • @josephjoestar3817
      @josephjoestar3817 4 роки тому +30

      It was to distract him, I had to open that convenient window in the base

    • @noobo569
      @noobo569 4 роки тому +9

      @@josephjoestar3817 a n d t h e n i t c u t s t o y o u f u c k i n g c a e s e r

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +5

      This is worthless in its current state

    • @ActiveTerrorism
      @ActiveTerrorism 4 роки тому +6

      SSSSEIZZZZURRRRREE

    • @chromatic_delusions
      @chromatic_delusions 4 роки тому +1

      SEIZUUUUUUURE

  • @theseerllama
    @theseerllama 4 роки тому +77

    2:46 finally watched this episode

    • @smartalecl4
      @smartalecl4 4 роки тому +4

      It's kinda messed up, but that just makes it better

  • @TheChaoticToaster
    @TheChaoticToaster 5 років тому +249

    Are we just not gonna talk about 2:04?
    *”You’re both insatiably Bi-Curious!”*

  • @ordinarynoob.
    @ordinarynoob. 5 років тому +166

    4:15 this is legit what I imagined before seeing the actual pillar men

  • @anueutsuho7425
    @anueutsuho7425 5 років тому +181

    2:44 Congratulations! You made one of the scariest moments in Jojo absolutely hilarious.

  • @munglahtaw9234
    @munglahtaw9234 4 роки тому +46

    "Vampires, prepare the Erina"

  • @kermitshinei7813
    @kermitshinei7813 6 років тому +175

    2:56
    Wow,I had no clue Jotaro could go back in time
    lol

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 6 років тому +197

    "STANDO POWAH!!"
    "not yet!"
    why must you ruin the fun?

    • @wolfey2456
      @wolfey2456 5 років тому +1

      TheKHfan358over3d sonofthebeetch

    • @seanscott2963
      @seanscott2963 5 років тому

      Best part in the clip. I watch it least 16 times already lol

    • @swivelboiiguess6422
      @swivelboiiguess6422 5 років тому +1

      Even though joseph already had Hermit Purple in part 2

    • @warrior_dragonheart5921
      @warrior_dragonheart5921 5 років тому

      There is evidence that suggests that

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 5 років тому +82

    0:32 "you cant just sum up part 2 with one quote"
    Observe

  • @toasteroven7683
    @toasteroven7683 4 роки тому +35

    1:17 It is I, Kars, the ultimate bein-DIO

  • @orenji2385
    @orenji2385 5 років тому +130

    Joseph: STANDO POWER
    Mace Windu: *im bout to end this mans whole career*

  • @nyar3517
    @nyar3517 6 років тому +399

    So, is there going to be a mcree joke in the part 3 YTP?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 років тому +4

      would that be redundant?

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  6 років тому +42

      How could you have known?

    • @kingkeeper3570
      @kingkeeper3570 5 років тому +8

      Jack Duripper Because it’s something a cowboy would say. I guess

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому

      @@kingkeeper3570 kind of more of 3 levels of meta

    • @zook3484
      @zook3484 5 років тому +1

      Yellowed`s Brother *100% stallion

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +126

    5:23 Ha it’s funny not just because his name is ACDC but because there’s a Stand called “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 4 роки тому +10

      That's the joke

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +7

      Pedro Nunes You fell for it, fool! DIVINE 20 METER RADIUS SPLIT ATTACK!

    • @revolverocelot423
      @revolverocelot423 4 роки тому +4

      Theres a stand called Bohemian Rapsody

    • @xenit7837
      @xenit7837 4 роки тому +9

      *Luaghs in funny valentine*

    • @crikeybaguette4564
      @crikeybaguette4564 4 роки тому +2

      @@revolverocelot423 and it turns fantasy into real life

  • @nontoxicjjbafan
    @nontoxicjjbafan 4 роки тому +43

    one german soldier in among us (the color red):
    "Storheim! i've called zis meeting cuz i saw Santiago vent!"
    storheim (the color green): "you have something to say about that santiago?!"
    Santiago (pink): red sus.
    kars: that's my boy.

    • @davidhmingmawia
      @davidhmingmawia 3 роки тому

      *Kars has been ejected*

    • @g1mmixx_666
      @g1mmixx_666 2 роки тому

      Ya know what, I ain’t even mad about this among us joke.

    • @nontoxicjjbafan
      @nontoxicjjbafan 2 роки тому

      @@g1mmixx_666 fun fact this was one year ago and i f-ing hate this comment i wrote. I hate that among us joke

  • @penguinsickomode4360
    @penguinsickomode4360 5 років тому +103

    JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency but Joseph keeps saying the *_*n word*_* in front of Smokey.

  • @spaghetti2316
    @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +178

    BROOO AT 3:35 A TEACHER WALKED NEXT TO ME AND I GOT SCARED FOR MY LIFE AND I COULDN’T USE HAMON SINCE I WAS OUT OF BREATH

  • @marwanmohamed8213
    @marwanmohamed8213 4 роки тому +84

    Joseph joestar in one word:
    *NEGORUNDAYOOOOO*

  • @cyreptus4604
    @cyreptus4604 4 роки тому +36

    9:17 That was the perfect time to make them headbutt eachother.

  • @jeffukarosta4500
    @jeffukarosta4500 5 років тому +41

    "How do you describe joseph joestar in one sentence?"
    Me: NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEEEY

  • @thewisecactusvonflaktus9558
    @thewisecactusvonflaktus9558 5 років тому +64

    8:00
    Why do I love that so much

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 4 роки тому +12

      He gave love a bad name.

    • @ajamcan7264
      @ajamcan7264 4 роки тому +5

      ECW Plays *Might as well start calling Wamuu Jovi instead cause he’s shot through the heart*

    • @amychiyoko
      @amychiyoko 4 роки тому +2

      I CACKLED WHEN I SAW THIS PART

    • @stickballtoons6811
      @stickballtoons6811 4 роки тому +2

      Mabye because everything mixes so well like the fire in the background, the music, the timing, and it looks like a sad but an epic last momment for a side character

  • @infamousk77
    @infamousk77 5 років тому +49

    2:19 I’m going to hell for how loud I’m laughing at this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 4 роки тому

      go commit banzai then

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +30

    1:04
    "Awaken, my refreshments!"

  • @TheYappingDetective
    @TheYappingDetective 6 років тому +76

    this does put a smile on my face

  • @TheAvgCrusader
    @TheAvgCrusader 6 років тому +136

    Sheer "Kars" Attack

    • @wolfey2456
      @wolfey2456 5 років тому +5

      Fastblaze 71 pillar queen

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 років тому +3

      "Pillar Queen has already touched those strippers."
      *ac/dc and car wake up*
      (The Wah Cow is told to shut the fuck up and let ac/ddd and karsyion snooze for 10 more minutes)
      (10 minutes later)
      *P O S E*

  • @danieljames.s4642
    @danieljames.s4642 5 років тому +188

    I did this is the previous YTP of jojo but...
    TF2 reference buttons
    7:00 soldier clip.
    8:33 lazy purple "the ultimate life form"

    • @gavinc.9396
      @gavinc.9396 5 років тому +1

      Wow, he just straight up made a LazyPurple reference

  • @rowboat0012
    @rowboat0012 4 роки тому +60

    5:25 OK that one got me 😂

  • @champagneduo2431
    @champagneduo2431 4 роки тому +42

    4:46 my guy joseph still found a way to pose when he was under attack

  • @k_aesar
    @k_aesar 5 років тому +50

    "Your next line is Omae wa, mu shindaeru"
    "Omae wa, mu shindaeru"
    "NANI?!"
    "NANI?!"
    *The universe implodes*

  • @thomaskessler807
    @thomaskessler807 5 років тому +34

    7:23 I knew exactly where that was going and I somehow still laughed

  • @wexlerstudios8742
    @wexlerstudios8742 4 роки тому +52

    Ready the Erina made me legitimately laugh

  • @alecazam6755
    @alecazam6755 5 років тому +52

    8:31 first the Mask of Light and then the mtg infinite squirrel combo, back to back? Jesus I've never seen two mindbogglingly amazing obscure references back to back like that before.

    • @tysonstewart2302
      @tysonstewart2302 5 років тому +8

      Don't forget the LazyPurple reference to finish up the obscure sandwich.

    • @alecazam6755
      @alecazam6755 5 років тому +1

      @@tysonstewart2302 Shit, too obscure for me

    • @alecazam6755
      @alecazam6755 5 років тому +3

      @Bożydar Grabowski Yeah, though getting more common. But right next to an obscure MTG combo was even better, the fact that it was the mask of light made so much sense

    • @neththeobnoxioussponge8929
      @neththeobnoxioussponge8929 5 років тому +1

      @@tysonstewart2302 *THE ULTIMAYE LIFEFORM*

  • @hanstelgotto8549
    @hanstelgotto8549 6 років тому +79

    The NANI!? Paradox they both say nani and both blow up except its all a mirror

  • @jantheterrible1004
    @jantheterrible1004 5 років тому +54

    Don't mind me, i'm just doing what i want to do.
    1:38

  • @adcar9073
    @adcar9073 4 роки тому +57

    Can we appreciate him playing sandstorm while joseph was in the sandstorm

  • @dreampeak3329
    @dreampeak3329 5 років тому +87

    7:49 Why does the announcer sound like he's in the middle of a very intense crap while announcing?

  • @belisarius707
    @belisarius707 5 років тому +39

    9:39 you thought it was a treasure
    But it was I, Dio!

  • @veganandatheist
    @veganandatheist 5 років тому +73

    I legit would NOT be surprised if araki was inspired by 8:56 to make Joseph's strategy to run away. Lmao

  • @scusemesir9988
    @scusemesir9988 4 роки тому +127

    Is no one going to talk about the amount of cursed images at 4:10, my eyes are burnt

    • @dexi600
      @dexi600 4 роки тому +5

      It’s spectacular

    • @eljonhila2487
      @eljonhila2487 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @menacingexperience1615
      @menacingexperience1615 3 роки тому

      But the thing is the music is beautiful

    • @tekad_
      @tekad_ 2 роки тому

      That's what happens when you have pure testosterone pumped into your blood

    • @peterroberts4415
      @peterroberts4415 Рік тому +1

      4:13 Koichi has apparently unlocked time travel

  • @erinlopez5344
    @erinlopez5344 5 років тому +24

    'Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart,' was easily my favorite

  • @sageee404
    @sageee404 5 років тому +167

    Dirty dreads done dirt cheap?
    Don’t you mean
    *Terrible actions completed at low fares?*

    • @Iron8127
      @Iron8127 5 років тому +16

      Or
      Horrible Favors at Half Price

    • @awesomebluegeneral6446
      @awesomebluegeneral6446 5 років тому +8

      Crimes for dimes

    • @elecric
      @elecric 4 роки тому +10

      Dubious deeds at dubiously down prices

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +10

      Unclean things at unclear costs

    • @notmrprez
      @notmrprez 4 роки тому +5

      Horrible maneuvers achieved with rock-bottom expenses

  • @brownbronco6465
    @brownbronco6465 5 років тому +85

    7:34 is what killed me.

    • @butterpopcornx7610
      @butterpopcornx7610 4 роки тому +6

      It's not that funny brown bronco

    • @-disneypug-9589
      @-disneypug-9589 4 роки тому +3

      @butterpopcorn X
      Dude it’s a pun chill.

    • @butterpopcornx7610
      @butterpopcornx7610 4 роки тому +5

      @@-disneypug-9589 oh no I was just playing off of what wamuu said after the fact.

    • @lordkars7935
      @lordkars7935 4 роки тому +1

      (Must resist! Can.. Not.. Laugh..!)

  • @lime403
    @lime403 4 роки тому +32

    *We don’t joke about Caesar*

    • @D.V.McAwesome
      @D.V.McAwesome 3 роки тому +5

      _oh no my salad_ -Joseph Joestar.