the world eaters are actually pretty fun sometimes. ‘If she didn’t, you’d already be dead,’ said Dreagher. ‘But she may yet die. We do not have an Apothecary any more. You killed him. Remember?’ Ruokh’s eye twitched. ‘That was a fair fight,’ he growled. ‘It was to first blood,’ said Dreagher. ‘I only hit him once,’ said Ruokh. ‘You decapitated him.’ ‘There was a lot of first blood,’ admitted Ruokh.
World eaters are defnitely one of the more fun, down to earth legions… Even angron himself I always liked how he wouldn’t let anyone kiss his ass and even regular humans where allowed to speak to him very informally. I liked that
When Ghazgull Thrakka has a flag bearer gretchin who somehow survives hundreds of events and thrakka even likes him and keeps him around, then thrakka sits on him by accident, killing him, and making thrakka genuinely sad about it
That gretchin is Macri (I hope I spelled that right) , and he can reincarnate. And yes, they are best buds. Macri was there at the very begin of Ghaz's rise.
One of my favorite moments in the lore is when Alpharius hatched a year-long scheme to break into the imperial palace, gets all the way to a snipers nest aiming at big E, fights Trajan Valoris on a roof top, and when Malcador realizes what’s happening, he tells them to stop. The hilarious part is when Trajan is like “you failed” and Alph is like “really?” And then aims a massive orbital turret at Emps. Trajan is like “I don’t like you” and Malcy-D is like “this is petty” and The Emperor is like “so proud of my boy (he is practicing to kill me)”
My favorite Gulliman moment was at the beginning of Helbrecht. When he meets Helbrecht and is trying to have a conversation with him, and everything Helbrecht says is just annoys him more and more.
One of the funniest moments for me was guilliman trying to pick things up with the armor and being furious that he can't, then he joked about it being "his greatest enemy" and Cato watching that thinking "what the fuck is happening right now" and then asking "are yiu joking my lord?", only for guilliman to say "Yes, even I like to crack some jokes sometimes"
In the Salamanders omnibus, a salamander is flying in with some ravenguard and him trying to banter with the ravens is quite humorous to me. Like the salamander is a good hearted extrovert talking to the emokids at a Dennys kinda funny
Blades of Damocles - Ultramarines are fucking up the Tau and this sargeant runs into one of the water caste(?) tau women. The diplomatic ones who suck at fighting. Anyway she's talking to him like "I can tell you're a noble and honorable warrior you live by a code of honor. I'm not a threat to you." etc. and this dudes like pausing because his space fascist brain is trying to contemplate empathy and she goes "surely you wouldn't kill a defenseless woman?" and then The Cato Sicarius, ultramarines hero and paragon of what a space marine should be, barrels past him and goes "YEEESSSS" before *crushing her under his boot* like shes a cockaroach then he spits on her mangled corpse and keeps moving. The book is like a michael bay movie it rules.
While not Technically supposed to be funny I love a certain moment in the last Ark of Omen book when Angron is killing all the Blood Angels around him. Dante sees this and some Anger starts to swell inside of him, he sees his brother dying to this monster and readies his axe. This man is destined to save the emperor in some way, he just got a new model, and Blood Angel fans swear he is going to be the one to kill Abbadon. He then charges with all his might and lands a direct hit on Angron with his axe on his face… in which Angron responds by literally just punching Dante so hard he flys off and makes Dante go into the Family guy death pose. It’s just that mental image of like the music rising, you can see Dante start to want to live again, and now it’s the time to become the man he is destined to be to only get one tapped is always hilarious to me.
I like the idea the Guilliman woke up and was like "Oh my god, I'm surrounded by idiots" Anyone else think he goes to the Imperial Palace just to talk to the Custodes who aren't total religious lunatics
Custodies are lot more fanatical about the emperor then anyone else. If they were told to slaughter every human by him… they would do just that. They don’t require justification like the church does. Church thinks that the emperor is all good and wants to help humanity. Custodies need no such justification. They will do anything. If they are told to commit suicide, they will do so without question. Talking with custodies is like talking to extremely smart computers. They aren’t interested in your bullshit or to babysit your loneliness. It makes no difference what happens as long as it’s the emperor’s will.
The custodes are probably the closest he gets to discussing/arguing with his brothers. They also arent awestruck or worship him as most imperials tend to do.
because of this the Custodes have much more sway over him than their position would merit, as he needs them to act as pseudo-therapists and they can just say: "nah I don't feel like talking rn"
That Imperial Fist manlet space marine that worked out so hard they had to order him to stop because his muscles kept outgrowing his armor that had to be constantly modified to his new size.
@@Sara3346 Maximillian, Omni is his nickname given by a raven guard on his team, the book he's in is "Deathwatch" by Steve Parker, there's also a scene where they're all training against robots that resemble Tyranids while the marines have no armor, and Maximillian walks up to one of the Watch Captains with a broken arm of the tyranid bot saying "I broke it sir", he's the only marine to ever do that, there's great comedy like that in other books
There is a really dumb one where it’s Magnus talking to logar about the warp after Monarchia and it’s really dumb because logar ask magnus “what happens if I listen to the voices” and all Magnus says to him is “ misery” and he just teleports away and he doesn’t use the warp to teleport. He use the terminator style teleportation and destroy half of the building they were in.
Also: fun fact! When Lorgars sons rush in thinking Their primarch and Magnus got nuked by a terrorist attack. They just see Lorgar doing his classic, writing a manuscript of why the emperor is a god. Which is quite funny.
That one time where a little girl and her cute puppy dog entered into the Labyrinth of Tzneetch, solved the Gate Guardian's impossible riddle, got to the end and peaced out. When Tzneetch, understandably pissed that someone solved his impossible task, asks the Gate Guardian what happened, it sullenly replied that she cheated. Get out-fucking-played, Squidboy Source: Codex: Chaos Daemons (2008), page 12
I wonder if some hero in warehouse fulfillment for GW saw that someone was getting the OLD Dante, and knew a NEW Dante was coming really soon. So he packaged the new one onto the box and quietly shipped it out so the costumer didn't buy an old Dante and IMMEDIATLEY have to buy the new one
My FAVORITE joke in the setting is that Ferrus Manus is not called "the Gorgon" because he comes from a planet called Medusa- but instead because Fulgrim thinks Ferrus is ugly. That's it. He's brutish inside and out which just *tickles* Fulgrim pink
I love 40k. Absolutely enthralled in the lore but there’s something about a lot of 40k UA-camrs that really rub me the wrong way. For example I really don’t like Major kill. He’s try hard cringe beyond belief but on the opposite side of things I can’t stand how low effort DK and Bricky are in their podcast.
To this day I'm convinced that the punchline that is Guilliman's pain is an elaborate joke by Cegorach. Like I'm pretty sure he's the one that pulled some behind the scenes strings to get Guilliman revived cause he was bored and need a laugh at someone's expense.
So, something I found funny recently is when they announced the 'Von Ryan's Leaper'. The name is a reference to the film 'Von Ryan's Express' with it's promotional poster showing Frank Sinatra leaping at a train, with the model's pose reminiscent of the poster... and NO-ONE GOT IT. Even now, the memes are just one about the hooves and two about there being a guardsman named 'Von Ryan'. WAAAAAY too much of a deep cut reference on that one.
I got one Gilliman actually created the Eclesiarchy in its present form sparing the Anchorite the only remaining loyalist Word Bearer after the destruction of Monarchia. So when he laments that this age would be better lead by Lorgar and his zealots he is not wrong as it kinda is, and it is a fate that he actually created. It was the anchorite who spread the faith in the emporor acting as basically space pope from behind the scenes perhaps even unknown to Gilliman as it happened largely in his absence.
That World eater should’ve talked to a tech priest but then again no sane person would work with those crackheads I’m more surprised those ships armor and guns work
@@AAhmou I mean if the shoe fits for the “Betrayer” 90% of his dialogue is gonna be growling insults and or death threats I trust there equipment/ships the least out of everybody or the 4 Chaos gods
Most likely because the logistics are handled by their apothecaries who we don't see being allowed to fight in 40k, seeing as those bozos are the only ones who know how the butcher's nails work.
The second you mentioned Idiocracy I knew you were going to talk about Bobby-G. This is the moment I went from."I like this channel" to "I love this channel"
I will always find the fact it took them _3 times_ of getting their Water caste diplomats zoggin' murdered before they figured out that "Maybe these Orks are not compatible with the Greater Good."
Guilliman should really put those technology fanatics to use and get them to make a power fist grade pen Seriously, it'd only take a few minutes to fill out the paperwork for it- oh wait a moment
I love elf war walkers, they make adorable noises when you drill them.... And pop really satisfying when you use your vulcaiye or melta canon on their face 🎉 One of my favourite xenos to Purge
I don’t know about anyone else but I found Fabius’ deal with Trazyn at the end of clonelord to be quite funny. I could almost hear cj saying “oh shit, here we go again” leading up to the moment. Very cynical way of dealing with someone that’s just decided to be a massive pain in the arse
Dude i keep hearing what sounds like the caretaker and never checked the description until now, ive gotten this unsettling feeling every time i watched your vids thinking you were just playing normal 19th century songs, well played, it was like a mini psyop distracting and fucking with me.
In Brutal kunnin - which has a lot of hilarious scenes, since its an ork book - the admech evacuate their base because of the orks and one techpriest who sorta went offline so he can work in peace and quiet is all like - 'Whats going on?' 'Well we are getting overrun by orks!' 'Oh really, well the best thing against orks would be a lascannon.' Later they go to their shuttles and the other one is like 'if you got any weapons, now would be a good time to get them' - and the first one pulls out sort of a build in mini lascannon from his shoulder. 'Didn't you say you didn't know about the orks?' 'Yes I did' 'And yet you got, what you yourself called the best weapon against orks with you?' 'Well yes, but to be fair, from my experience, there aren't a lot of things a lascannon isn't effective against.'
A moment in a Night Lords book that was really absurd to me was when a Night Lords squad leader smashed a terminal their rogue techpriest was using and in response the techpriest rage-screamed so loud it would've killed a normal human.
There’s a pretty funny moment in the book betrayer where Kharn meets a fellow brother dying and ask what are your last words and says “I piss on Agron’s grave when he finally lies dead”
Please, I would like more Guilliman content. Maybe talk about how his Adopted Mom is the only one that can call him 'boy' and be casual with him? Something like that, rarely ever hear anyone talk about his mother extensively. Or his Adopted Father too. :) Look, I just. I really love Guilliman and the Ultramarines. (Would marry Guilliman fr. I wanna give him all the hugs and affection he needs. A shoulder to lean on during all the insane shit he's going through. I HOPE that the Lion and him can have a brotherly love hug or something. Please.)
This is kinda late but the moment the lion saw the blood angels and completely disregarded everything else becoming a seagull from finding nemo stopping just short of yelling mind mine mine! That’s pretty funny
when i was first getting into the hobby a couple years back I order the painting starters kit that came with an assault intercessor, a necron, some paint and a couple hobby tools off of the GW Website. When it arived I got my Starter box and for some reason 6 bottles of Kislev Flesh and 6 bottle of Runelord Brass, idk how that mess up happens but the worst part is I paint Salamanders and Tyranids so i will never use either of those paints
So, there's a blurb, I can't remember where (possibly the 2nd edition Ork codex, possibly White Dwarf) where some Orks are observing a warlord titan. The warboss is there with several advisors as well as a weirdboy, and in the course of events, they bribe the weirdboy to do his thing by offering a squig. This results in the weirdboy making weird screeching static-y noises and starting to act like a radio receiver. First they listen into another ork warband who's making a last stand against some Space Wolves, but then, they re-tune and they're listening to some humans. And as they try to make sense of what the humans are talking about, the weirdboy starts interrupting, causing one of the humans to echo his demands for "Squig!", which disrupts the human providing firing coordinates as he apologises and says he does not know what a squig is or why he keeps saying it. It finally dawns on the Warboss that the titan is slowly bringing its guns to bear on their direction, and they beat a hasty retreat ahead of the rain of death that is unleashed in their general direction. Very old blurb, but definitely funny 40k as only the orks can do.
Gamesworkshop should make it so you cant order more than one named character at a time/more only if your old one has a piece broken etc. And most of all stop buying from scalpers they are worse humans than drukhari in terms of morals.
I feel for Gullimen but in the end Big E is a god rn or soon will become it with how much faith and power he has but hey maybe they can compromise god it’s gonna be funny when Lion meets the church or inquisition in his words “Malcador still has influence I see”
For all the screw ups GW does, they at least know how to laugh at themselves, and understand that you don’t sent the PINKERTONS after a paying customer who is excited about getting a new product before anyone else!!
@Seth Feibel literally just look up eugenics, or any video discussing idiocracy, the movie that is about eugenics from the country that still perpetuates it.
@Seth Feibel like, the central concept of the film is that the dumbest people, (who just HAPPEN to be lower class workers with limited access to food, education, housing, and other essential needs for life) are breeding out of control to the point that all their offspring, who inherit their dumb ass genes (which, wha??) outnumber all the "smart" people ( who just so happen to be upper class, trust fund looking ass white people). The entire reason for our main protagonist being identified as "smartest" is because his iq tests so high, which, sorry to tell ya, isn't a thing. Iq isn't real, the same person can test wildly different depending on test, environment, and even the person handing the test to a subject. Moat commonly, iq was just a pseudoscience used to justify horrible discrimination on minorities and other vulnerable groups LOOOONNNG before Mike Judge's unfunny ass came along, and still to this day in America, the country founded on white supremacy, eugenics and genocide.
1) Release Arthur! We know the narrator isn't Arthur and the real one is being kept in a small cage... 2) Girlyman being sad, makes me happy. Any and everytime a boy in blue gets murked or when big papasmurf gets the sadge it makes me rock solid and full of cancerous glee, much like the Thunder Warriors.
Idk, Cawl inferior trying to indirectly ask Guilliman to protect it from actual Cawl was funny in a fucked up way. And if you like sad maxing, Alpha Primus is your abomination, I just love the fact that every day fate brings him a new existential dread to deal with.
Every time I watch the videos they're great but I always get so unnerved by the music so I finally looked and you use the motherfucker caretaker dementia track lol
the world eaters are actually pretty fun sometimes.
‘If she didn’t, you’d already be dead,’ said Dreagher. ‘But she may yet die. We do not have an Apothecary any more. You killed him. Remember?’
Ruokh’s eye twitched. ‘That was a fair fight,’ he growled.
‘It was to first blood,’ said Dreagher.
‘I only hit him once,’ said Ruokh.
‘You decapitated him.’
‘There was a lot of first blood,’ admitted Ruokh.
That is absolutely hilarious, you have my genuine thanks for sharing that, that was great.
As a newish fan of 40k and the world eaters being my favorite traitor legion...I think. This makes them even better thank you.
First blood is first blood no matter how you cut it though.
My mind was completely blown by Kharn's shenanigans. What a swell guy that Kharn is.
World eaters are defnitely one of the more fun, down to earth legions… Even angron himself I always liked how he wouldn’t let anyone kiss his ass and even regular humans where allowed to speak to him very informally. I liked that
When Ghazgull Thrakka has a flag bearer gretchin who somehow survives hundreds of events and thrakka even likes him and keeps him around, then thrakka sits on him by accident, killing him, and making thrakka genuinely sad about it
That gretchin is Macri (I hope I spelled that right) , and he can reincarnate. And yes, they are best buds. Macri was there at the very begin of Ghaz's rise.
We love makari
"His life is a comedy, and he is the clown"
The man literally woke up and said, Why am I still here, just to suffer?
One of my favorite moments in the lore is when Alpharius hatched a year-long scheme to break into the imperial palace, gets all the way to a snipers nest aiming at big E, fights Trajan Valoris on a roof top, and when Malcador realizes what’s happening, he tells them to stop. The hilarious part is when Trajan is like “you failed” and Alph is like “really?” And then aims a massive orbital turret at Emps. Trajan is like “I don’t like you” and Malcy-D is like “this is petty” and The Emperor is like “so proud of my boy (he is practicing to kill me)”
Source? Sounds cool.
@MrContinuityError Alpharius Head of the Hydra.
Also, it was Valdor not Valoris
@@MrContinuityError It is very cool. Also, this is the origin of the Custodes' Blood Games. Valdor never wanted to be caught lackin again.
My favorite Gulliman moment was at the beginning of Helbrecht. When he meets Helbrecht and is trying to have a conversation with him, and everything Helbrecht says is just annoys him more and more.
That sounds hilarious, can you tell us more about it?
If I remember correctly he told him to stop chasing Ghzakgull because that’s stupid and there’s bigger threats like Chaos or Trynids
Which book was this?
The Dark Templars have killed many a Doblin Mutant Xenos Heretical Traitorous Currs
But they are such.....Angry Marines
One of the funniest moments for me was guilliman trying to pick things up with the armor and being furious that he can't, then he joked about it being "his greatest enemy" and Cato watching that thinking "what the fuck is happening right now" and then asking "are yiu joking my lord?", only for guilliman to say "Yes, even I like to crack some jokes sometimes"
Some sheet of paper are Imperium's greatest enemy
@@21pope In his tower lorgar smiled
In the Salamanders omnibus, a salamander is flying in with some ravenguard and him trying to banter with the ravens is quite humorous to me. Like the salamander is a good hearted extrovert talking to the emokids at a Dennys kinda funny
When Perturabo tricked fulgrim into looking at a miniature warhound titan and then just smashed his face into it
I remember finding a video with that snippet from the audio book version and as a IW fan, my gosh that was hilarious.
Also Fulgrim deserved it.
Definitely one of the most underrated 40k moments. He absolutely battered him. Lol!
@@daverage4729 I laughed out loud when it happened
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Blades of Damocles - Ultramarines are fucking up the Tau and this sargeant runs into one of the water caste(?) tau women. The diplomatic ones who suck at fighting. Anyway she's talking to him like "I can tell you're a noble and honorable warrior you live by a code of honor. I'm not a threat to you." etc. and this dudes like pausing because his space fascist brain is trying to contemplate empathy and she goes "surely you wouldn't kill a defenseless woman?" and then The Cato Sicarius, ultramarines hero and paragon of what a space marine should be, barrels past him and goes "YEEESSSS" before *crushing her under his boot* like shes a cockaroach then he spits on her mangled corpse and keeps moving. The book is like a michael bay movie it rules.
He truly believed in gender equality. A little to much tho.
@fishyboy2140 No such thing as too much equality
While not Technically supposed to be funny I love a certain moment in the last Ark of Omen book when Angron is killing all the Blood Angels around him. Dante sees this and some Anger starts to swell inside of him, he sees his brother dying to this monster and readies his axe. This man is destined to save the emperor in some way, he just got a new model, and Blood Angel fans swear he is going to be the one to kill Abbadon. He then charges with all his might and lands a direct hit on Angron with his axe on his face… in which Angron responds by literally just punching Dante so hard he flys off and makes Dante go into the Family guy death pose. It’s just that mental image of like the music rising, you can see Dante start to want to live again, and now it’s the time to become the man he is destined to be to only get one tapped is always hilarious to me.
On today's episode of "I feel bad for Dante".
Dante trying to kill himself challenge: *impossible*
Yeah and the sanguinary guard all died but one… AGAIN 🥴
I like the idea the Guilliman woke up and was like "Oh my god, I'm surrounded by idiots" Anyone else think he goes to the Imperial Palace just to talk to the Custodes who aren't total religious lunatics
Custodies are lot more fanatical about the emperor then anyone else. If they were told to slaughter every human by him… they would do just that.
They don’t require justification like the church does. Church thinks that the emperor is all good and wants to help humanity.
Custodies need no such justification. They will do anything. If they are told to commit suicide, they will do so without question.
Talking with custodies is like talking to extremely smart computers. They aren’t interested in your bullshit or to babysit your loneliness.
It makes no difference what happens as long as it’s the emperor’s will.
The custodes are probably the closest he gets to discussing/arguing with his brothers. They also arent awestruck or worship him as most imperials tend to do.
because of this the Custodes have much more sway over him than their position would merit, as he needs them to act as pseudo-therapists and they can just say: "nah I don't feel like talking rn"
Roboute is just sitting in the break room, smoking a cig and complaining about the imperium to the custode guarding the door
@@Birbinator2008 And the custodian probably agrees with him.
Find it pretty fun in the night lords omnibus, Cyrion constantly asking people in awkward silences "so... how are you" ^^
I misread that as Crius and imagined an Iron Hands Cyborg saying that...
That Imperial Fist manlet space marine that worked out so hard they had to order him to stop because his muscles kept outgrowing his armor that had to be constantly modified to his new size.
Who?
@@Sara3346Omni, they moved him to the Deathwatch
@@lordofshades9852 Many thanks kind sir.
@@Sara3346 Maximillian, Omni is his nickname given by a raven guard on his team, the book he's in is "Deathwatch" by Steve Parker, there's also a scene where they're all training against robots that resemble Tyranids while the marines have no armor, and Maximillian walks up to one of the Watch Captains with a broken arm of the tyranid bot saying "I broke it sir", he's the only marine to ever do that, there's great comedy like that in other books
@@exponenttie9707 Gosh he's almost as cool as The Red Wake!
There is a really dumb one where it’s Magnus talking to logar about the warp after Monarchia and it’s really dumb because logar ask magnus “what happens if I listen to the voices” and all Magnus says to him is “ misery” and he just teleports away and he doesn’t use the warp to teleport. He use the terminator style teleportation and destroy half of the building they were in.
Magnus did a little trolling
@@dr.stronk9857 he in fact did'
uhhhhhh based?
Also: fun fact! When Lorgars sons rush in thinking Their primarch and Magnus got nuked by a terrorist attack. They just see Lorgar doing his classic, writing a manuscript of why the emperor is a god. Which is quite funny.
That one time where a little girl and her cute puppy dog entered into the Labyrinth of Tzneetch, solved the Gate Guardian's impossible riddle, got to the end and peaced out. When Tzneetch, understandably pissed that someone solved his impossible task, asks the Gate Guardian what happened, it sullenly replied that she cheated.
Get out-fucking-played, Squidboy
Source: Codex: Chaos Daemons (2008), page 12
I wonder if some hero in warehouse fulfillment for GW saw that someone was getting the OLD Dante, and knew a NEW Dante was coming really soon. So he packaged the new one onto the box and quietly shipped it out so the costumer didn't buy an old Dante and IMMEDIATLEY have to buy the new one
My FAVORITE joke in the setting is that Ferrus Manus is not called "the Gorgon" because he comes from a planet called Medusa- but instead because Fulgrim thinks Ferrus is ugly. That's it. He's brutish inside and out which just *tickles* Fulgrim pink
You bridge the gap between funny and factual in the 40k lore tubers thank you
I love 40k. Absolutely enthralled in the lore but there’s something about a lot of 40k UA-camrs that really rub me the wrong way. For example I really don’t like Major kill. He’s try hard cringe beyond belief but on the opposite side of things I can’t stand how low effort DK and Bricky are in their podcast.
@@proudsaiyanprince2651 I recommend lore crimes if you want a good 40k podcast
@@salamilid3737 oh I love Lore crimes. Amber King is top tier for me alone. Adeptus Anonymus is funnier than DK and Bricky too
Poor Rowboat, he really needs the Lion to show up just to let him have anything remotely like a casual conversation.
He has that Lara Croft stand in chick to talk to no?
To this day I'm convinced that the punchline that is Guilliman's pain is an elaborate joke by Cegorach. Like I'm pretty sure he's the one that pulled some behind the scenes strings to get Guilliman revived cause he was bored and need a laugh at someone's expense.
I'd never considered the parallels between Gorillaman and Idiocracy, but it really does work!
So, something I found funny recently is when they announced the 'Von Ryan's Leaper'. The name is a reference to the film 'Von Ryan's Express' with it's promotional poster showing Frank Sinatra leaping at a train, with the model's pose reminiscent of the poster... and NO-ONE GOT IT. Even now, the memes are just one about the hooves and two about there being a guardsman named 'Von Ryan'. WAAAAAY too much of a deep cut reference on that one.
Karn beating the breaks of erebus was hilarious.
Imagine how villainous WotC have to be to make GW look good.
You don't need to imagine, they straight up called the Pinkertons, that's pretty damn villainous.
@@CrashCanuck537 "THE Pinkertons? Those guys are still around?"
Hasbro is really fucking up wotc tbh
@RedShocktrooperRST yes, THE actual Pinkertons. They called the fucking rdr2 badguys to bully a dude who bought a card set
@@lightmetro7508 Oh I know the Pinkertons are still around. Fucking shitheads they are.
I got one Gilliman actually created the Eclesiarchy in its present form sparing the Anchorite the only remaining loyalist Word Bearer after the destruction of Monarchia. So when he laments that this age would be better lead by Lorgar and his zealots he is not wrong as it kinda is, and it is a fate that he actually created. It was the anchorite who spread the faith in the emporor acting as basically space pope from behind the scenes perhaps even unknown to Gilliman as it happened largely in his absence.
Sad you didn’t mention the moment where gorilla man tried to make a joke in which nobody got.
That World eater should’ve talked to a tech priest but then again no sane person would work with those crackheads I’m more surprised those ships armor and guns work
Do you imply that Kharn is insane?
@@AAhmou I mean if the shoe fits for the “Betrayer” 90% of his dialogue is gonna be growling insults and or death threats I trust there equipment/ships the least out of everybody or the 4 Chaos gods
Most likely because the logistics are handled by their apothecaries who we don't see being allowed to fight in 40k, seeing as those bozos are the only ones who know how the butcher's nails work.
The second you mentioned Idiocracy I knew you were going to talk about Bobby-G. This is the moment I went from."I like this channel" to "I love this channel"
The funniest thing I've read about is the daemon Samus. Just pops out of an unalived space marine like a jack in the box and shouts "Samus is here!" 😂
3:25 This is by far the best advertisement and just the coolest fucking thing for a company to do.
Just awesome.
The T'au learning basically anything about the wider galaxy is absolutely hilarious.
I will always find the fact it took them _3 times_ of getting their Water caste diplomats zoggin' murdered before they figured out that "Maybe these Orks are not compatible with the Greater Good."
Guilliman should really put those technology fanatics to use and get them to make a power fist grade pen
Seriously, it'd only take a few minutes to fill out the paperwork for it- oh wait a moment
It was a guy who got Dante and I think he painted it professionally, live and all so that was quite the goof.
I love elf war walkers, they make adorable noises when you drill them.... And pop really satisfying when you use your vulcaiye or melta canon on their face 🎉 One of my favourite xenos to Purge
The funniest moment of 40k for me was the ending of "the Master's bidding" short story.
I don’t know about anyone else but I found Fabius’ deal with Trazyn at the end of clonelord to be quite funny. I could almost hear cj saying “oh shit, here we go again” leading up to the moment. Very cynical way of dealing with someone that’s just decided to be a massive pain in the arse
It was so obvious that he would do it but that just made it funny
RG is getting so tired of being the only adult in the room sounds like
Dude i keep hearing what sounds like the caretaker and never checked the description until now, ive gotten this unsettling feeling every time i watched your vids thinking you were just playing normal 19th century songs, well played, it was like a mini psyop distracting and fucking with me.
Your intro is now burned into my mind and is iconic to me now, congrats
Feeds the machine spirit Teaspoons of truffle oil
Gold
tasty AND lubricating
I almost choked to death when I read about the world eater and the doctor. I could just imagine, hand you fix now. No that is not how it works.
Random Imperial functionary: Says something fanatical and/or bureaucratic.
Guilliman: Heavy sigh.
I love the chaotic energy this video has
That World Eater was trying to run on Ork logic lmao
Robute coming back has made the Ultramarines really come back up the rankings of my favorite legions.
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything,
And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together,
It's Warhammet 40K
Ah a fellow Canadian, God save us from the great Turd on Parliment Hill.
Excellent content as usual! Excited for when the sallamandyboi video's turn comes
This is what I needed on my birthday after coming home from an exam
Hope you have a happy birthday.
Happy birthday
In Brutal kunnin - which has a lot of hilarious scenes, since its an ork book - the admech evacuate their base because of the orks and one techpriest who sorta went offline so he can work in peace and quiet is all like - 'Whats going on?' 'Well we are getting overrun by orks!' 'Oh really, well the best thing against orks would be a lascannon.' Later they go to their shuttles and the other one is like 'if you got any weapons, now would be a good time to get them' - and the first one pulls out sort of a build in mini lascannon from his shoulder.
'Didn't you say you didn't know about the orks?' 'Yes I did' 'And yet you got, what you yourself called the best weapon against orks with you?' 'Well yes, but to be fair, from my experience, there aren't a lot of things a lascannon isn't effective against.'
A moment in a Night Lords book that was really absurd to me was when a Night Lords squad leader smashed a terminal their rogue techpriest was using and in response the techpriest rage-screamed so loud it would've killed a normal human.
There’s a pretty funny moment in the book betrayer where Kharn meets a fellow brother dying and ask what are your last words and says “I piss on Agron’s grave when he finally lies dead”
It was funny seeing new Dante getting released the way he did. Glad we finally got the new model. Better late than never. 😅
Ngl I though the quote “funny” would be the fact he is fucking massive
Please, I would like more Guilliman content. Maybe talk about how his Adopted Mom is the only one that can call him 'boy' and be casual with him? Something like that, rarely ever hear anyone talk about his mother extensively. Or his Adopted Father too. :)
Look, I just. I really love Guilliman and the Ultramarines.
(Would marry Guilliman fr. I wanna give him all the hugs and affection he needs. A shoulder to lean on during all the insane shit he's going through. I HOPE that the Lion and him can have a brotherly love hug or something. Please.)
This is kinda late but the moment the lion saw the blood angels and completely disregarded everything else becoming a seagull from finding nemo stopping just short of yelling mind mine mine! That’s pretty funny
when i was first getting into the hobby a couple years back I order the painting starters kit that came with an assault intercessor, a necron, some paint and a couple hobby tools off of the GW Website. When it arived I got my Starter box and for some reason 6 bottles of Kislev Flesh and 6 bottle of Runelord Brass, idk how that mess up happens but the worst part is I paint Salamanders and Tyranids so i will never use either of those paints
So, there's a blurb, I can't remember where (possibly the 2nd edition Ork codex, possibly White Dwarf) where some Orks are observing a warlord titan. The warboss is there with several advisors as well as a weirdboy, and in the course of events, they bribe the weirdboy to do his thing by offering a squig. This results in the weirdboy making weird screeching static-y noises and starting to act like a radio receiver. First they listen into another ork warband who's making a last stand against some Space Wolves, but then, they re-tune and they're listening to some humans. And as they try to make sense of what the humans are talking about, the weirdboy starts interrupting, causing one of the humans to echo his demands for "Squig!", which disrupts the human providing firing coordinates as he apologises and says he does not know what a squig is or why he keeps saying it. It finally dawns on the Warboss that the titan is slowly bringing its guns to bear on their direction, and they beat a hasty retreat ahead of the rain of death that is unleashed in their general direction.
Very old blurb, but definitely funny 40k as only the orks can do.
That picture for the WE is fitting, that guy thinks he's an Ork
"FIX IT, DOK. WAT DO YA NEED, TEEF? I'M FINE WIV A MEK AND, JUST DO IT."
Salamanders are very nice. So make video on them
And eldar should never trick or treat them
why should the eldar never trick or treat me and my battle brothers. after all me and my battle brothers have a very special treat just for them. ;)
@@brotherbob1 when is an elder youngling also a marshmallow
When they are golden-brown
I will feed the algorithm teaspoons of truffle oil for you
Dear God, I feel awful for Guilliman now...
So the World Eaters have an apothecary Muscle Mommy? Yo, where do i sign up for Chaos?
I now understand why the Inquisition has to act like the Inquisition. Thank you.
Please do a video on Ciapas Cain. Maybe a video focused on those around him
Well there is the changeling, a tzeencht daemon who plays pranks and dirty tricks on the other chaos gods and mortals
In the prologue blurb for the first Arks of Omen book, there's a reference to the Will Smith slap.
Gamesworkshop should make it so you cant order more than one named character at a time/more only if your old one has a piece broken etc. And most of all stop buying from scalpers they are worse humans than drukhari in terms of morals.
His intro keeps reminding me of the “hi im charmander” shit 💀
4:36 I hope bro had a plan
Aleya from the Watchers of the Throne books is a funny haha queen
My local gaming store in Oshawa gives a great discount . I love ordering from him
Using the dementia music as your background music is oddly fitting when talking 40k 😂
you should do a video on what happened to the countries on terra
funny enough. i ordered 4 chaos cultists, i got 8 boxes.
Brutal Kunning.
Is just all jolly fun
Compare GPS reaction to accidentally leaking an unreleased product to WotC's legal strike team when they sent the wrong booster box to a streamer
I feel for Gullimen but in the end Big E is a god rn or soon will become it with how much faith and power he has but hey maybe they can compromise god it’s gonna be funny when Lion meets the church or inquisition in his words “Malcador still has influence I see”
gilliman isnt miserable enough
hes an ultramarine
suffer more
Wonder if they have a spam equivalent in 40k, that would be funny, its not fresh meat but its not corpse starch
Truffle oil delivered
For all the screw ups GW does, they at least know how to laugh at themselves, and understand that you don’t sent the PINKERTONS after a paying customer who is excited about getting a new product before anyone else!!
What do you use for your audiobook listening?
Teaspoons of Truffle Oil
Nomnomnom
The only thing that keeps Rowboat Girlyman's life from being a living hell is his big-tiddy-goth-elf-gf
Great job bro
Surely saying "Siaphus" was just a joke about previous pronunciations...
Where can we see you at Momocon?
Do a video on the Raptors, If you can. Not much lore on them.
When Lotara Sarrin?
You just earned a sub, I giggled like a dumbass
I love Siaphas Cain!
Only just found u on utube and fucking love it
Raptors video. I know you want too!
Idiocracy is just about eugenics, like, it is just eugenics, so of course, a lot of very rich folk take it 100% seriously.
It's very 40k.
I'm also very much still waiting on my funny blue goatfish people.
@Seth Feibel literally just look up eugenics, or any video discussing idiocracy, the movie that is about eugenics from the country that still perpetuates it.
@Seth Feibel like, the central concept of the film is that the dumbest people, (who just HAPPEN to be lower class workers with limited access to food, education, housing, and other essential needs for life) are breeding out of control to the point that all their offspring, who inherit their dumb ass genes (which, wha??) outnumber all the "smart" people ( who just so happen to be upper class, trust fund looking ass white people). The entire reason for our main protagonist being identified as "smartest" is because his iq tests so high, which, sorry to tell ya, isn't a thing. Iq isn't real, the same person can test wildly different depending on test, environment, and even the person handing the test to a subject. Moat commonly, iq was just a pseudoscience used to justify horrible discrimination on minorities and other vulnerable groups LOOOONNNG before Mike Judge's unfunny ass came along, and still to this day in America, the country founded on white supremacy, eugenics and genocide.
@Seth Feibel Go watch Sorry to Bother You, a far, FAR better film.
@@EmonWBKstudios True.
hy dear. When Kharn?
1) Release Arthur! We know the narrator isn't Arthur and the real one is being kept in a small cage...
2) Girlyman being sad, makes me happy. Any and everytime a boy in blue gets murked or when big papasmurf gets the sadge it makes me rock solid and full of cancerous glee, much like the Thunder Warriors.
Arkhan Land is pretty funny
Kharn video when?
lamenters when?
Idk, Cawl inferior trying to indirectly ask Guilliman to protect it from actual Cawl was funny in a fucked up way. And if you like sad maxing, Alpha Primus is your abomination, I just love the fact that every day fate brings him a new existential dread to deal with.
Every time I watch the videos they're great but I always get so unnerved by the music so I finally looked and you use the motherfucker caretaker dementia track lol