" In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul, blistered by the fires of Hell, and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no *peace. And with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the Dark Lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those who had tasted the bite of his Sword, named him... THE DOOM SLAYER.* " -The Slayer's Testament, foretold by the ancients
The book was called "Doot". The phones are "Hell Phones" The board on the backs of the bed are skulls. And her cup said "Mommy Huge" I love the detail in this.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
To us, that story sounds like something read out of Dictionarre Inferno full of torture and pain and suffering about the 1000 tortured souls written by Lucifer himself, but to them its like something you would read to your 5 year old kid
@Khali Mccoy That story is literally the opening for Doom Eternal. ua-cam.com/video/PM9VSVX7dx8/v-deo.html You can see Doom playing in the background as she reads it... Also, see how the book is called Doot? That's a Doom meme. ua-cam.com/video/hzPpWInAiOg/v-deo.html
@@Dinomatrix21 At this point Doom has become mainstream once more. She is trolling or is just a tumblr girl who doesn't even know what the fuck Doom is.
@@thewhiterabbit133 He killed all the demons on mars, then went to hell to close the portal. When he got back, the demons had invaded Earth, so he went there to kill more demons and found out they'd killed his pet bunny, which made the demon slaying more personal. After repelling the invasion, he went to hell and decided to stay there to kill demons forever to make sure it never happened again (the path of perpetual torment). After that I think he got picked up by the Night Sentinels, got their training and went on to kill more demons before getting imprisoned, for like, a long ass time, leading to Doom 2016 and then Doom: Eternal.
I've been wanting to read this to my niece before she's old enough to understand what I'm saying (she's 1.) When they visited for Christmas and my sister started reading Christmas books to her, I asked her to read it to her and she obliged. Everyone else was so confused, even my niece noticed something was off 😂
@@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE The Doomslayer was demonkind's "he who shall not be named." His name alone struck fear into the hearts of the highest tiers of demons. He horrified them so much they trapped him in a magically sealed tomb in hell and put him in a comatose state, then put barons on guard duty to keep him from escaping if he ever woke up. They failed obviously.
0:51 bro she looks like my aunt when she told me the "little red riding hood" story, when she told the part of the big bad wolf eating the girl's grandma she sais" and the F***ING WOLF ATE THE GRANDMA!" it was so hilarious lol 😭😂
Hmm, This is the first time Lucia shows that deep down she actually does cares about her daughter Santina. Because I always got the impression that Lucia doesn't want kids or like them and saw that Santina was just an accident that she now has to deal with like a very annoying burden. But it's nice to show that she really does care for her in her own bitchy way. (Like a jerk with a heart of gold kind of thing) :3
I thought that too, but she is actually a good mommy it seems. Maybe she and Fave can actually work things out, once he gets over his dumb behaviour, being always smug with Lucia and her thinking process of seeing humans as worthless. (And maybe we could have the crossover of a century by Lucia helping Dave being closer to his daughter by giving him a job in the IT-Department of Purgatory where Purgatony takes place)
0:30 - aww this is nice 0:35 - wait a minut I've heard that story before 0.40 - Ḅ̶̪̺͓͌̄̌́F̵̰̤̍ͅG̸͕̥̬̎͜ ̶͚̤̟̝͘d̶̨̤̞̘͖́̐͝i̸̳̫͊̀̕v̴̢̌͆͂̂̚i̵͍̝̯͌s̸̫͚̘̈́̓͜ǐ̶̻̗̖̰̗͂͑o̵̜͊͒̽̕ǹ̴̬͓̜͇̐ͅ ̷̪͋̔͒͗̂/̴͎̣͍̔ͅ ̷̘̘̑͒͊̐B̸̢͖̹͎͋̀̾F̸̝͛̍̈́̚M̶̢̮̾ ̵̰̩͌̍̍̚ḑ̷͎̅̌͜͠ị̵͉̺͚̌ͅv̵͉̱̺͈̜̈̏i̶̧͖̻̬̰͐͗͝s̴̹̖̼̗̈͐͊͝ǐ̶̥̲̮͚̈͝ͅò̸͉̏̎̚͝ṇ̶̺̲̮͋̒̊̈́̈́͜ 0:50 - BFG division / BFM division (pick your preference)
I know, right? Well, you know what Cave Johnson say, right? "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
How come nobody talks about the “ok” @ 0:27 its so wholesome Edit: Holy cow I haven’t had this many likes ever thank you guys so much. Jesus Christ pls help me
Here I am, thinking this is going to be adorable, then the moment she said - "In the first age, in the first battle" - I stood up and couldn't contain my geek freak out. Gotta love a good bedtime story.
Dave: Lucia why exactly is this Doomslayer guy in a storybook here in Hell? Lucia: Sit down Dave. I'm going to tell you the story of why you don't see my parents.
To be fair, she hasn't been seen to do anything evil. But she is a demon so I guess technically that would automatically associate her with the forces of evil. Let's look at things from her perspective.... She has Dave, who she had sex with and conceived Satina. Based on what we saw from episode 1, he does not seem to be a deadbeat dad, although I'm sure Lucia definitely feels that he should be doing more. She also has a stressful job ruling Hell, which from what I gather, she'd rather be doing something else. Probably the only evil thing Lucia has probably done that we've seen or heard of is seducing Dave and starting a relationship with him, one that failed. But since she only has one child, I'm betting that she did not do this with any other men.
"On one hand, the most vile and evil being" Bah! Heavenly propaganda. They're just jealous because we have better BBQ grillouts, lava powered hot springs, and wilder parties.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
For those that want to read the entire story that she couldn't hear before she fell asleep. Here it is. In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer. Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
Seeing Lucy have actual mother tendencies when she admired Satina is heartwarming! Everyone in the team did a fantastic job this was extremely pleasant to watch!!! The movements and expressions and detail was astounding!!!!
0:27 Demon or not, Satina has the cutest “OK” i’ve heard in a long time.
.......I think my heart melted-
she does
I couldn't stay mad, no matter how hard i tried
cute
who is the voice actor lol
the very first sentence she said while reading the book
literally everyone: *RIP AND TEAR MUSIC KICKS IN*
I know...
C o o m s l a y e r
@@EnderGoku9001 Pump and coom until you're numb
No BFG division
@Alastor Hazbin hotel I will only let you live because you reside in Exterminator territory, but I work on the lowest of the 9 circles
the fact that lucia doesn't need the book to be able to quote it perfectly tells you something
I mean, if you lived in hell, you would remember him.
Sounds like a normal parent to be honest.
Nah, she just sped read the whole book in her head and remembered it word for word
He haunts them, so dearly does he haunt then
I'm assuming it's a demonic power, or, it's just something every demon past a certain level knows, just as a warning!
" In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul, blistered by the fires of Hell, and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no *peace. And with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the Dark Lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those who had tasted the bite of his Sword, named him... THE DOOM SLAYER.* " -The Slayer's Testament, foretold by the ancients
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*sounds "Rainin' Blood" by Slayer at the ending"
Thank you
@@RokubungiMX Dying fetus "your blood is my wine" stuff
a
I like how the book is named “doot,” as if revenant wrote the book.
you edited your comment but it's still wrong
I didn't even notice that.
@Joel Mewengkang lol I suck
I would like but it's the funny number
I heard the doot upon her grabbing the book. XD
He's their boogeyman. And as per DOOM lore, this is actually canon.
Imagines Doom slayer coming for you Satina.
jimboy de dxlnv s
Did you just speak demonic?
Dude you got 666 likes
@@onion5860 ཨསེོུཝནངིཨནངཇེིཟིཨནངོཝཇདིེུརུཤཇཟིདིརོཝོརཇེཟོརུཝབདནརཏཤཝཔཝིེེུུད
The first sign this was a doom reference was the “doot” but this whole video is a doom reference isn’t it?
Perhaps
🎺0:18
No
Yes
Maybe
I don't know
The first sign was the merch at the beginning
I knew it was a doom reference when i saw doot
The little "ok" from satina is adorable
I never knew she actually did care about her daughter, it's genuinely heartwarming
I must agree... ;w;
yee. She's just annoyed easy
Robeon Mew We all have a mom like that
@@thealmightyoreoking fax lol
Yes it is 🥺💕
"dont worry sweetie, the doom slayer isnt real"
*shotgun noises in the background*
Satina meets the Doomslayer: I love bunnies!
Doomslayer: *head pats*
*bfg division in the background*
don't you mean *chainsaw noises under the bed*
I got the 666th like
Satina: uncle doom guy!!!
Doom guy: muffled squeals ☺️
Satina: "Yay bedtime story!"
Everyone else: "All rise, for the Slayer anthem."
Top comment!🤯
Raining Blood, oooor Rip and Tear? Hmmm..
BFG Division
@@Makins0 at doom's gate.
Doom guy would probably spare Satan and Satina, the only exception for the wrath to avenge Daisy. Daisy would not want Doomguy to hurt Satina
Lucy's got Satina's full attention, note the focused eyes, and, lashing tail! The sign of a practiced storyteller!
"There was an ugly demon, he was so ugly that everyone die, the end."
His name was Sin
the prophecy of the ugly barnacle takes many forms
ºOº
*just ragdolls into bed and sleeps*
hello isekai DID U WATCH SPONGEBOB!?
That helped immensely, thank you
0:26 that "ok" was so soft🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Oke
What
okay
Okæ
I like how she can go from tired, to annoyed, to wholesome, then to evil in less than a minute
Well, this is what mother's are like when they sacrifice there girls night out over a child.
I ruined your 69 likes
That means we’ll have to get it to 690 now
@@that_one_helljumper or 420
Maybe some human emotions are mixing with demonic emotions so now it’s emotions are like a weird hybrid
Can we take a moment to appreciate how well the background is painted?
"Mommy huge" over here may be tired but she still makes time to scare her child to sleep. I think we've just found mother of the week.
Hell ya
I actually first thought it said 'Dummy Huge' I need help
@@deadinside2342 DUMMY T H I C C
Mother of the year*
nobody st talking about the book being labeled “Doot” and made the doot noise
I know right
Doot eternal
Fucking RLCraft flashbacks I swear
I just noticed that, thank you for pointing it out XD
I noticed that
"in the first age-"
me: *Exited rip and tear noises*
RIP AND TEEEEEAAAAARRRRR
Until it is done
I thought she was doing a Bible quote at first
Bedtime stories are temporary Doom is eternal
Exit the premises
i love how she looks scared then she falls asleep
Satina's adorable. She's just so precious.
She’s also dummy cute, in a literal way.
@@jman7418 Yeah
Says you
Spinel well shall protect her together
@@Norshツ (･o･;)
i like that the Doom Slayer is a legendary story in this universe.
Where it isn't?
The Doomslayer is pretty much to demons as demons are to us.
*Me is finally awake* yeah
Does that means he lost the war
What do you mean a story?
When satina said “𝙤𝙠” I died of cuteness
yes
That pfp tho,
a
When your pfp existed I died of fear
You should not have commented with that pfp
0:27 "Oke :3"
That was so cuteeeeee
Doomslayer would definitely be a horror story in Hell
I mean, yeah. It's said in Doom Eternal that the demons fear the Doom Slayer. So that would be reasonable
Beeg Yoshi fight or flight instinct comes from fear
well, hell is all about horror, sin and everything evil.
@@aristotlepovey9866 Cuz they don't have wings
Yeah. *but no demon, big or small can fight against the Doomslayer. His steel sword of vengeance slicing through them like a hot knife through butter*
“In the first age-“
*ah yeah, it’s all coming together*
So your me
Wait, you guys are me?!
Don’t tell me your all me
You all cant be me
Me!
I feel like Lucia is just tsundere about everything. She puts on a tough persona but she really has a lot of love in her heart
I thought the same thing
Evil doesn't mean incapable of love
@@Usagi33353 well crazies are one with the craziest love I guess
Doesnt seem like a tsundere. She seems like that one mother that doesnt have a soul
@@artificialsweetner well she look tired for sure though
The fact that they used classic doom footage makes it that much funnier. I love this show.
When she said "𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖌𝖊, 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊, 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖉, 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖉. 𝕭𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕬𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖉𝖉𝖔𝖓, 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖊𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓, 𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑 𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙.
𝕴𝖓 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖓𝖔 𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝕻𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖉 𝖜𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖒.
𝕳𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖑𝖘, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖒... 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗."
I felt that
What the hell is that font and where do I get it?
Mood
I can't read it lmao
Jolavin Alaran yes
Flexin on all the mobile users be like
THIS WAS THE MOST ADORABLE HORROR STORY You could ever Bless a Demon Baby with
@JaxBlade luv your content man
Whoa! It’s Jaxblade! Love your vids, man!
Why are you here mr. Oliva?
“Bless” haha i think the correct word is curse
Oh, you're here! A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
"Hmm, I wonder where this is going.."
"(As calm as possible) In the first age, in the first battle..."
"(Me, already trying not to spit out my drink)"
As soon as I heard “In the first age” I was already doin’ a Smash Ultimate Reveal reaction
I was banging on my desk
@@slorchman672 beaten on your table like Sr Pelo?
> Pauses video
> Pours my tomato juice into a sippy cup
> Restarts video
doot
I’m not familiar with the franchise why does that quote correspond with doom?
The ending line of that speech, whether from the soundtrack or something like this, always gives me chills.
Ah yes a doom reference l wasn't expecting that tho...
None of us were
Rip and tear
The upload i wasn't expecting.
and Castlevania Symphony of the Night too
🗿 kinda surprised when i saw the "DOOT" book
The book was called "Doot".
The phones are "Hell Phones"
The board on the backs of the bed are skulls.
And her cup said "Mommy Huge"
I love the detail in this.
On a bookshelf is "My first Necronimicom" book
And the Doot book doots when picked up.
@@wallyhackenslacker I know! That just made me smile
Did anyone else notice the
'Wizards & other tasty treats' book below the necronomicon
@@multishock5285 no, I did not! Thanks!
This makes me a bit happy, despite Lucia being a tired and rude being, she still cares for her daughter
I mean, shes a demon, being rude is rather tame.
@@seanthompson1922 yeah
Inaccurate, *Dave's Daughter
I mean, she's literally Satan
@@qlqsh3514 technically she's Lucifer and her daughter is Satan
0:09 the way Lu's neck moves is a brilliant animating choice
Yo I heard that story before
It’s a classic
Yeah
Ikr
Me too I would sleep like a baby
I heard the stories from volume 1 all the way to the final 64
Then i heard the redone story in 2016 and then the one that will live on ETERNALly
What are you talking about. It’s brand new
Lucia: Touches a book named doot;
The book: DOOT
dootslayer
dootpopper
David Austin love how you said “So :)” as your original reply
I ruined your 666 likes
Seal Guy dammit karen
"mom, there is a doomslayer under my bed"
"don't be silly... He is still in his coffin"
Someone is probably still paying off the house that was dropped on,him.
The tall robot guy let him out.
“What do you MEAN somebody let him out?!....what the fuck is a seraphim?!?”
@@mattstorm360 The longer that they read a bed time story, the stronger they will become.
*METAL INTENSIFYS*
Doom Slayer: I wonder who she's talking about...
I HAD TO TAKE A SECOND TO BREATHE WHEN I SAW THE DOOM GAMEPLAY
BREATH DAMNIT!!
Me too
Same lmao. It's like the point of realisation "okay that IS doom"
(doom guy silently rocks out to doom music)
SAME
I bet the mom has nightmares about how the doom slayer killed her first boyfriend, The Icon of Sin.
Otherwise known as John Romero.
But the longer he stays on earth the stronger he becomes.
Why did she tell a story about the genocide of her people
@Dio Williams Actually... there was 2 icon of sins.. and they be the same one..
@Dio Williams well if you think about it, doomguy basically put him out of his misery ending the millennium of pain and torment he suffered
"T H E D O O M S L A Y E R"
Edit: did anyone else immediately think of the Icon Of Sin when they saw Satina's bed?
Now that you point it out.....
Nope, I thought if invader zim.
I haven't play doom yet
it's pretty ironic cause the doom slayer's daughter was turned into the icon of sin
Who you think the first BF was?
I love the gasp of fear Satina had only to instantly pass out, sleeping happily, its adorable
As a massive doom fan, hearing “in the first age…” I immediately knew what it was lmao
Fuckin same
Ik what it was when I saw that the book was called “DOOT” lol
@@HayleeHere exactly.
Me too
*Doom PTSD Starts to kick in*
“I wonder why the books called doot.”
“In the first age-“
“OH THAT’S WHY ITS CALLED DOOT”
Doot slayer
@@zegtendo724 doom Slayer
sans the skeleton himself r/whoosh
The book also doots when she grabs it
I knew it was DOOM the second I saw Doot
Me in the first half: Aww she is going to read her a bedtime story
Lucia: "In the first age, at the first battle"
Me: Oh no...
*Doomslayer*
THE DOOM SLAYER
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
DOOM SLAYER IS COMING FOR YOU SATINA!
@@marctypical4569 yes?
To us, that story sounds like something read out of Dictionarre Inferno full of torture and pain and suffering about the 1000 tortured souls written by Lucifer himself, but to them its like something you would read to your 5 year old kid
Satina: "can I have a lullaby"
Lucia: "sure honey let me just call up mick gordon"
G-Man: Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine.
69 likes, nice.
The only thing they fear is you OST - Mick Gordon
Wake up and smell the ashes
Or Andrew Hulshult
She stopped reading the book halfway through, which means she has it memorized.
She does care.
I couldn’t tell what I liked most. The animation or that she was telling her kid about one angry boy
THE angry boy
@Khali Mccoy That story is literally the opening for Doom Eternal.
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You can see Doom playing in the background as she reads it...
Also, see how the book is called Doot? That's a Doom meme.
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@@Dinomatrix21 At this point Doom has become mainstream once more. She is trolling or is just a tumblr girl who doesn't even know what the fuck Doom is.
OMalleyTheMaggot yes. THE angry boy
@@thewhiterabbit133 He killed all the demons on mars, then went to hell to close the portal. When he got back, the demons had invaded Earth, so he went there to kill more demons and found out they'd killed his pet bunny, which made the demon slaying more personal. After repelling the invasion, he went to hell and decided to stay there to kill demons forever to make sure it never happened again (the path of perpetual torment).
After that I think he got picked up by the Night Sentinels, got their training and went on to kill more demons before getting imprisoned, for like, a long ass time, leading to Doom 2016 and then Doom: Eternal.
I've been wanting to read this to my niece before she's old enough to understand what I'm saying (she's 1.) When they visited for Christmas and my sister started reading Christmas books to her, I asked her to read it to her and she obliged. Everyone else was so confused, even my niece noticed something was off 😂
I love how a Demon mother reads to her half demon daughter a story about the Doomslayer. Wouldn't he be their Boogeyman?
I think scary stories are bedtime stories for demons.
@@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE The Doomslayer was demonkind's "he who shall not be named." His name alone struck fear into the hearts of the highest tiers of demons. He horrified them so much they trapped him in a magically sealed tomb in hell and put him in a comatose state, then put barons on guard duty to keep him from escaping if he ever woke up. They failed obviously.
That's kinda the point, I think, to tell your little monster, a spooky story, at bedtime.
I sleep better at night knowing that as scary as demons are, they're afraid themselves haha :D
I - 0-0
"Mommy, can you play a lullaby for me?"
"Sure, sweetie."
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
The only thing they fear is you.
Rip and Tear
Phobos base
No.....its BFG 10000 or At Dooms Gate
Meathook
As soon as I heard: “In the first..”
I got a huge smile on my face.
Yes indeed
Most definitely me too lol
Swmeeee
Same
Same brudda
0:51 bro she looks like my aunt when she told me the "little red riding hood" story, when she told the part of the big bad wolf eating the girl's grandma she sais" and the F***ING WOLF ATE THE GRANDMA!" it was so hilarious lol 😭😂
Your aunt is awesome.
@@dialdude3770 ikr 🤣
“Mommy Huge” Yes, yes she is.
EXTRA THICC!!!
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Everyone: D O O M S L A Y E R
Me: Is that a portal to Dave's house? nah must be my imagination.
That exactly what that was. Guess she wanted a round 2
Horni mommy huge
@@trial_with_an_error9687 wait what-
It is rick and morty portal nyeh heh heh
Trial_With_An_Error what do u mean by round 2?
Hmm, This is the first time Lucia shows that deep down she actually does cares about her daughter Santina. Because I always got the impression that Lucia doesn't want kids or like them and saw that Santina was just an accident that she now has to deal with like a very annoying burden. But it's nice to show that she really does care for her in her own bitchy way. (Like a jerk with a heart of gold kind of thing) :3
She's a tsundere mom, of course she loves her.
Lol dave and lucia is exactly relationship btw me and my russian gf so i bet this probably could be our kids if it happens,im a thai guy
I thought that too, but she is actually a good mommy it seems.
Maybe she and Fave can actually work things out, once he gets over his dumb behaviour, being always smug with Lucia and her thinking process of seeing humans as worthless.
(And maybe we could have the crossover of a century by Lucia helping Dave being closer to his daughter by giving him a job in the IT-Department of Purgatory where Purgatony takes place)
Kinda like Dan from "Dan Vs." god i miss that show
@@SobaYatai how is life with her?
0:30 - aww this is nice
0:35 - wait a minut I've heard that story before
0.40 - Ḅ̶̪̺͓͌̄̌́F̵̰̤̍ͅG̸͕̥̬̎͜ ̶͚̤̟̝͘d̶̨̤̞̘͖́̐͝i̸̳̫͊̀̕v̴̢̌͆͂̂̚i̵͍̝̯͌s̸̫͚̘̈́̓͜ǐ̶̻̗̖̰̗͂͑o̵̜͊͒̽̕ǹ̴̬͓̜͇̐ͅ ̷̪͋̔͒͗̂/̴͎̣͍̔ͅ ̷̘̘̑͒͊̐B̸̢͖̹͎͋̀̾F̸̝͛̍̈́̚M̶̢̮̾ ̵̰̩͌̍̍̚ḑ̷͎̅̌͜͠ị̵͉̺͚̌ͅv̵͉̱̺͈̜̈̏i̶̧͖̻̬̰͐͗͝s̴̹̖̼̗̈͐͊͝ǐ̶̥̲̮͚̈͝ͅò̸͉̏̎̚͝ṇ̶̺̲̮͋̒̊̈́̈́͜
0:50 - BFG division / BFM division (pick your preference)
0:20 I wish I had a relationship and mental well-being as strong as that stool.
me too. me too.
Oooof
I wish I was that stool
@@hevillepeacefoot8647 Dave, is that u? 😆
I know, right? Well, you know what Cave Johnson say, right? "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Everyone be talking about how mom shows she cares
Meanwhile i'm excited that doom slayer is now canon in satina.
Isn't it always canon if there is hell involved?
Also she can't make that canon unless she make a deal with Bethesda
WildCardJack ID says that all of the doom mods are officially canon, so it wouldn’t be a stretch to say something like this could be canon as well
@@danrogo1107 wait the whole series is a mod?
WildCardJack Yep
Me: Awwww, she's gonna read a bedtime story for Satina.
Lucia: In the first age, in the first battle...
Me: Hold on a second...
lol
Wait a second, I know that from somewhere
*Doom music comes in*
Doomguy: sound familiar
I'm like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right"
Humans: theres a monster under my bed
Demons: theres a doom slayer under my bed
Alternate title: big scary lady explains the plot of doom to her daughter
*mommy huge
I would say big milkies but no
Ok
@@kerobop the mug says it XD
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"in the first age, in the first battle..."
Me: *RIP AND TEAR INSENSITIVITYS*
U mean intensifies?
Child murder INSENSITIVITYS
@@ralek592 no insensitivity
How old are you?
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How come nobody talks about the “ok” @ 0:27 its so wholesome
Edit: Holy cow I haven’t had this many likes ever thank you guys so much. Jesus Christ pls help me
Ok ^.^
I was just about to say! Ahhh, so cute
0:24
ikr
Extremenly cute Ok
Fun fact that’s from a magazine labeled “ top three bad boys to die for” in backwards Latin
Phew. She almost tells her the story about Is-a-belle. That wouldn't let her sleep never...
What’s with Isabelle being scary?! Nobody even knows what horrors Tom Nook does to foes who don’t pay their taxes!
Birb My s tier mii We all know. It’s jut the truth that we don’t speak of
it kinda sounded like anakin's story
I love how she gradually just drops the book and starts narrating her own little story
It's doom Lore
a
It's the legend of the doomslayer. Every demon probably knows the story by heart. Especially the Queen of Hell lol.
She's reciting it from memory.
nah bro, she knew it from memory so she doesn't need the book
Here I am, thinking this is going to be adorable, then the moment she said - "In the first age, in the first battle" - I stood up and couldn't contain my geek freak out. Gotta love a good bedtime story.
yes man im with you
When I heard in the first age as well i flipped my shit, I knew they had to be doom nerds
@@darklordgamer8565 heck yeah MAN
the slayer's testament is in a book titled "DOOT". The accuracy is excellent.
The fact that the book is called “DOOT” is ridiculous by itself
It even makes a DOOT sound
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Doot may be forgiven but Doom is Eternal.
@@sound-wave00 Thank you, very nice👌
When that demon woman starts reading the first slayers testament word for word:
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
D47_R34P3R ikr and that Demon women's her mother btw
I could figure that one out, but thanks tho
She has a name
Stop calling her "demon woman"
@@AymenZero ok human person
@@daphnehanson7959 ok cringey furry person
The second I heard "In the first age" I immediately felt a smile spread on my face.
When i saw "doot" in the front of the book i alredy know what history is
I knew by "in his ravenous hatred"
"Let's put a smile on that face."
i thought it was lotr for a bit
Yeah the instant I saw Doot on the cover I had a feeling of what the story was going to be.
"wait wait wait!"
*shuffles around*
"ok"
THAT WAS SO CUTE AND INNOCENT I CANT
Dave: Lucia why exactly is this Doomslayer guy in a storybook here in Hell?
Lucia: Sit down Dave. I'm going to tell you the story of why you don't see my parents.
Dave is the doom slayer that’s how he met lucia
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@@thunderlord6250 ah,hdoom
@@chriswentz5197 HARBINGER DOOM you mean eh?
Oh jesus
The fact the Doomslayer is wandering around in this universe warms my heart
Ikr🤧❤️❤️
Why? Do you want satina to get murdered by Doomslayer?
Where Hell - there's will be Doomslayer. And that's all because Hell messed up with Blazcowicz family, last member of that Doomslayer is
@@z3rog4mer84 Doesn't Doom take place on mars? Would mars have it's own hell?
He probably has Isabelle to keep him company.
" IN THE FIRST AGE-"
Everyone who has played doom: **E1M1 KICKS IN**
Edit: wow holy fuck
Where's Gun Man?
YOU!
Once I was told that there is no text with sound, but now I've changed my mind
Yup
Doomslayer: I have the high ground
Sword Man: High Ground, schmy Ground. You're allready dead.
1:14 I love how it looks like she’s scared but THEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP LOL
Lucia: "In the first age..."
Me: "AIGHT HERE WE GO"
so are we going to ignore the fact that Lucia was holding a cup saying “mommy huge”?
i think its best if we dont talk about it.
He just saw all the questions from the previous two videos about Satina's parents' size difference... yeah it's best not to talk about it.
She is huge
better not to mention it or weirdos like me will come .w. ...
...
... oh wait, too late~ c:
*_DID SOMEBODY SAID "HUGE"?! OWO_*
Miles Prower “stop it get some help”
Plot twist: ''Dave is the DoomSlayer!!!!'' but he lost his memories... only Lucia knows
Plot twist: dave is the doomguy but he got fired
AND THE PLOT THICKENSSSSS
Doom's Layer*
He was the original doomguy but he fucked a demon instead
@@SatireDepartment well now i cant sleep thx
i absolutly love satina shes so adorable, also amazing animation i love every minor detail and anything about the animation itself!
Lucia is something else. On one hand, the most vile and evil being, on the other, a really good mom
To be fair, she hasn't been seen to do anything evil. But she is a demon so I guess technically that would automatically associate her with the forces of evil. Let's look at things from her perspective.... She has Dave, who she had sex with and conceived Satina. Based on what we saw from episode 1, he does not seem to be a deadbeat dad, although I'm sure Lucia definitely feels that he should be doing more. She also has a stressful job ruling Hell, which from what I gather, she'd rather be doing something else. Probably the only evil thing Lucia has probably done that we've seen or heard of is seducing Dave and starting a relationship with him, one that failed. But since she only has one child, I'm betting that she did not do this with any other men.
"On one hand, the most vile and evil being" Bah! Heavenly propaganda. They're just jealous because we have better BBQ grillouts, lava powered hot springs, and wilder parties.
And on the third hand DAMN BOEH SHE THICCCC
and shes also REALLY HOT.
“THOSE THAT TASTED THE BITE IF HIS BLADE NAMED HIM
*T H E D O O M S L A Y E R*”
My brain: heavy metal
Satina: nap time
I started to hear Doom 64 theme lol
I sense him
Both are acceptable
Shit DOOM SLAYER IS Coming!
Every Copy of Doom 64 is personalized
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Doom Slayer
*GASP* Zzz...
uh oh
Praise be to thee, Doom Slayer.
Now now Mr Slayer, just remain calm and remember those anger management lessons you had with Charlie at the Hazbin Hotel.
blazer Mettro
There is no calm-
Wait, Charlie is a therapist-
i heard "in the first age" and i recited all (most) of it by memory out of reflex.
For those that want to read the entire story that she couldn't hear before she fell asleep. Here it is.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.
And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
Thank you!
That's the Doomslayer: Extended Edition. You have to pay extra for the rest of the books.
@@misterdewott8766 Alrighty then
How long did it take u to write that??
@@adaavila6380 "Good Question"
When Satina said "ₒₖ" I screamed a little out of cuteness
*2 Minutes Later*
“MOOOOOM? Can I have a glass of water?”
eats glass
I honestly feel like this takes place right before that, this scene just fits lol
The Amazing Gamer111
Lucia: *_OH FOR THE LOVE OF-_*
xD
Henry Stickman: *Makes a **#DanceDiversion*
I've listened to this story like 7 times now
What if her dad is the doom slayer, he just let himself go because being a dad is rough. I mean, he got that dussy didn't he.
I though dussy meant dad pussy for a second and I was like wtf do you mean
Ihavenotimeforthis bro what
Tripod Dave
Lol
Doom slayer buff as shit though and has super human strength her dad looks like he can’t even open a jar of pickles
"Mommy there is a doomslayer under my bed..."
"Nonsense my child go to sleep my sweet demon"
*Metal music starts*
John wick: please dont....
Doom Slayer puts her teddy bear back on the bed: you drop this *goes back under the bed*
DOOM SLAYER IS COMING FOR YOU SATINA....
@@jimboydejuan7869 no, doomslayer on kills bad demons
*Industrial djent starts playing*
I love how Satina is getting traumatized and shit, and then she justs falls asleep...
She fell asleep due to overload of terror.
Or she fell asleep to make her stop
that little "ok" at 0:27 made my heart melt
Demons: doomsayer isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Doom slayer: oh boy! It’s 3AM, time for RIP N TEAR
i am legit commenting at 3:32 am
#StayCalm
Until it is done
You said doomsayer the first time
@@interopsty Jajaja x2, now Is 3:08 am 😂🤧❤️
Not gonna lie, thats a Story i would read my Children when i have some.
if
Lol
Same, god my kids would end up so messed up
You would be the best parent (in a sarcastic tone)
Your kids are gonna grow up to be horrible :>
Seeing Lucy have actual mother tendencies when she admired Satina is heartwarming! Everyone in the team did a fantastic job this was extremely pleasant to watch!!! The movements and expressions and detail was astounding!!!!
Lucia: The doom slayer is just a myth, even if he did exist he wouldn’t harm y-
*shotgun cocking*
Doom Slayer: *RIP AND TEAR*