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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2020
  • SEASON ONE BEGINS!
    When the I.M.P get hired to take out a heroic homicide survivor, things sure do happen.
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    Thank you so much for watching and supporting! You help this show happen and we cannot thank you enough!
    SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE!! COMING SOON!!
    #helluvaboss
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  • @SpindleHorse
    @SpindleHorse  3 роки тому +69444

    Support Helluva Boss by buying merch HERE ► sharkrobot.com/vivziepop

  • @miguelpelia2396
    @miguelpelia2396 3 роки тому +5335

    I love how Blitzo’s office has a dedicated panic button for Stolas

    • @siren7567
      @siren7567 3 роки тому +152

      Honestly if I worked for him and we got the Stolas button I’m probably out

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 роки тому +110

      Also the Ghost button
      IN HELL

    • @_IcyCube_
      @_IcyCube_ 3 роки тому +51

      But don't forget he also has a button for ghosts. Why?

    • @modemdog3649
      @modemdog3649 3 роки тому +36

      Emergency safeword button lol

    • @mr.banana6394
      @mr.banana6394 3 роки тому +89

      I think it’s funny that there’s also one for “soiled my pants” and I wonder how many times it’s been used

  • @DiegoTheRebel
    @DiegoTheRebel 3 роки тому +4559

    Stolas is so vulgar that they bleep out his words in *hell*

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 роки тому +280

      I would laugh so much if the show doesn't censor him, and he naturally bleeps himself so no one hears him talk dirty.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +59

      @@RequiemPoete that would be amusing

    • @TovKafur
      @TovKafur 3 роки тому +110

      @@RequiemPoete I just realised that he censors himself, because all other dirty words get under the radar. Aristocratically polite, huh.

    • @K_r_o_n_k
      @K_r_o_n_k 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah

    • @bonfyre4711
      @bonfyre4711 3 роки тому +20

      He does try to be a good dad
      He should be an emu not an owl
      They are the best dads in the bird world

  • @kazejonin
    @kazejonin 28 днів тому +293

    Moxxie saying killing off a mob family is understandable is really funny upon a rewatch

    • @Genocider.Syo_Fan
      @Genocider.Syo_Fan 6 днів тому +12

      Which shows he would kill his family

    • @mcstabbins4501
      @mcstabbins4501 5 днів тому +12

      ​@@Genocider.Syo_Fan well his dad anyway ._.

  • @kaithartman
    @kaithartman 16 днів тому +136

    I would pay an unfortunate (for me) amount of money to hear that Stolas monologue in full uncensored because I'm so genuinely curious about the jelly sandwiches.

  • @moseswright9476
    @moseswright9476 3 роки тому +27528

    Props to that kid that remembered it was his teacher’s husbands birthday tho

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 роки тому +2595

      And it was the class clown. Notice the dunce cap.
      Smarter than he lets on.

    • @anoob771
      @anoob771 3 роки тому +902

      If he didn’t then they wouldn’t be doing this episode

    • @Nova_Avali
      @Nova_Avali 3 роки тому +605

      If he didn't remember non of this would have happened

    • @microb_glitter
      @microb_glitter 3 роки тому +297

      @First name last name the teacher probably told them :/

    • @Carrion_Cadaver
      @Carrion_Cadaver 3 роки тому +343

      I originally thought he was just messing around to jab at the teacher but that took a turn.

  • @cherriesz
    @cherriesz 3 роки тому +3266

    I laughed so hard when she was like: “this girl probably bullies Australian girls online” as I am Australian

  • @HazbinHotellivvy
    @HazbinHotellivvy 17 днів тому +65

    I love how blitz just gets a new phone every day because of the fact that stolas traumatizes him so much he just breaks it.

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 4 дні тому +4

      Also, he seems to have a dedicated phone for Stolas? Because in the end he uses a phonne to call Loona for a portal, and shortly after that Moxxie runs past the other phone where Stolas is still being horny on main.

  • @rachellewalker9386
    @rachellewalker9386 Місяць тому +635

    Wow the foreshadowing to Stolas showing up and saving them in episode six - when Blitzø asks how he knew they needed help he just said “I have my ways” 8:16 you can see Stolas watching him in the bubble

    • @Lovelyxbammy
      @Lovelyxbammy Місяць тому +12

      Slay pookie frr!!..

    • @kenzana_.
      @kenzana_. Місяць тому +7

      Ohhhhhh

    • @kailanwong2125
      @kailanwong2125 22 дні тому +3

      Stalke-

    • @johnnyschmith6002
      @johnnyschmith6002 15 днів тому +8

      Since we are talking about foreshadowing...
      Pay attention to what's on top of the Totem they tied Blitzø and millie to...

    • @atsukisoul
      @atsukisoul 15 днів тому +5

      @@johnnyschmith6002 EYES! NO WAY I JUST NOTICED THAT-

  • @hotpotato5587
    @hotpotato5587 3 роки тому +7177

    How to spend an afternoon:
    1. Hire someone to destroy your enemies.
    2. Eat cake.

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 3 роки тому +93

      Sounds like a perfect afternoon

    • @Vlad-pc2rw
      @Vlad-pc2rw 3 роки тому +65

      Wow..........
      THAT IS RELATABLE!

    • @chrisdonovan205
      @chrisdonovan205 3 роки тому +15

      also seeing something like this while eating the cake

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 3 роки тому +15

      *The cake is a lie.*

    • @chrisdonovan205
      @chrisdonovan205 3 роки тому +8

      @@hanaeve__ guess ill go to hell viva a portal and check

  • @finnwilks6523
    @finnwilks6523 3 роки тому +35076

    I’d like to point out that there’s not only an emergency button for “deranged client” but also for “client giving birth”, “soiled my pants”, and “stolas”. They have an emergency button. For stolas.

    • @Adam-yq9xe
      @Adam-yq9xe 3 роки тому +3079

      Well he fills several of those categories to begin with so...

    • @islagreenburg1145
      @islagreenburg1145 3 роки тому +1512

      to Blitzo, he's falls under both "deranged" and "horny" x 1000000

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 роки тому +1835

      You’re surprised BLITZO would consider Stolas coming in an emergency?

    • @baireth9837
      @baireth9837 3 роки тому +839

      @Kate Wilks
      And let us not forget my personal favorite,
      *HORNY CLIENT*

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 3 роки тому +460

      Pardon me, but who or what is Stolas?

  • @Glitz._.And._.Glam7
    @Glitz._.And._.Glam7 Місяць тому +57

    11:18
    I love how Blitzy grabs stuff from his thing like angel dust!

    • @cam_luong
      @cam_luong 15 днів тому

      He likely just has an inner pocket, whereas Angel actually has cleavage (chest fluff)

    • @YourWorstNightmare.....
      @YourWorstNightmare..... 5 днів тому +2

      blizty

  • @SammiixXx
    @SammiixXx 17 днів тому +40

    “This kid probably sets dogs on fire”
    -Loona🤠

  • @SketchG
    @SketchG 3 роки тому +9050

    The legends say that Stolas is still saying what is he gonna do to Blitzo.

    • @krussyarts
      @krussyarts 3 роки тому +426

      as he's doing it to blitzo once a month

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat 3 роки тому +150

      I love them both so much-

    • @missuniqueajpw1674
      @missuniqueajpw1674 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @uselessfangirl9492
      @uselessfangirl9492 3 роки тому +19

      @@sillywombat how's Tiziano?

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat 3 роки тому +22

      @@uselessfangirl9492 Not too bad, I think quarantine is getting to him a bit but we have eachother!

  • @soy.sauce.latte.
    @soy.sauce.latte. 3 роки тому +3669

    The legend has it that Stolas is still talking

    • @shadowgaming5335
      @shadowgaming5335 3 роки тому +43

      Why can I see him having it on repeat

    • @florianfahle315
      @florianfahle315 3 роки тому +120

      I love that Blitzo has a panik button just for Stolas(3:23). Stolas sometimes visits Blitzo at work(can be seen on Stolas Instagram).

    • @vernaborg1896
      @vernaborg1896 3 роки тому +42

      “So I can **** that thick *** and ***** your ****” etc.

    • @lumina_cub7398
      @lumina_cub7398 3 роки тому +69

      11:27
      While you and I *bleeeepppp* on jelly sandwiches all night...

    • @andrewnice525
      @andrewnice525 3 роки тому +13

      That must be how his wife caught him

  • @Socksyhyenaboii
    @Socksyhyenaboii 23 дні тому +35

    I’m on a quest to rewatch all of Helluva Boss for the lore to sink in, I absolutely love both shows

  • @RandomCatPerson.
    @RandomCatPerson. 21 день тому +39

    I genuinely feel bad for the kid in the corner 1:41 he was traumatized by that and he was a my favorite out of the kids 😭😭😭

  • @HS-xz6tj
    @HS-xz6tj 3 роки тому +843

    Teacher: **sings fun song.**
    **sees husband’s cheating.**
    Also Teacher: “You mess with the 5cm you get the 5mm.”

  • @skull123godofskeletons
    @skull123godofskeletons 3 роки тому +18484

    I hear some the voices are changed but I'm glad Brandon Roger's is still blitzo

    • @YeenQueenTTV
      @YeenQueenTTV 3 роки тому +2351

      And thankfully Moxxie's VO didn't change, either.

    • @shadycorvus
      @shadycorvus 3 роки тому +2424

      The only voices that are changed are Stolas and Millie. Stolas because of things that happened with the VA, and Millie because viv didn’t want one person doing two voices, so.

    • @patriziokosmos1952
      @patriziokosmos1952 3 роки тому +355

      @@shadycorvus what happened exactly?

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 3 роки тому +149

      …Mr.Rogers?

    • @dskatyusha6282
      @dskatyusha6282 3 роки тому +761

      @@shadycorvus millie's is the one I notced that changed I'm not a fan of it tho but still love the show

  • @Porpor_kit
    @Porpor_kit 29 днів тому +28

    “DAMMIT MOXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!”the best thing I’ve heard

  • @joewilliam8589
    @joewilliam8589 28 днів тому +30

    "and that guy definitely watches"
    W-watches what loona?

    • @Mygachavideos
      @Mygachavideos 18 днів тому

      He watches them bully Australian kids and killing dogs- like she just said

  • @finntoonz
    @finntoonz 3 роки тому +4769

    Some of the most wonderful words ever seen are: "S1: Episode 1"

  • @GeorgePontikakis
    @GeorgePontikakis 3 роки тому +3109

    Moxxie: Are we actually killing a family?
    Blitzo: Well yes, but actually no

  • @TheShiroBekkoKoi
    @TheShiroBekkoKoi Місяць тому +23

    .......sus stolas conversation...
    Moxxie runs pass.....
    "JELLY SANDWICHES ALL NIGHT......."

  • @oxyty
    @oxyty 24 дні тому +26

    11:29 did yall notice blitzo's phone was still going with stolas telling him what they'll do while moxxie passes by.

    • @Andrew_paw
      @Andrew_paw 3 дні тому

      JeEEELyy sandwiches ALLLL nIgHHt

  • @somebodyno7314
    @somebodyno7314 3 роки тому +2920

    "Dont worry, were only killing the mother and ruining the family
    "

    • @xyf_blaze8186
      @xyf_blaze8186 3 роки тому +76

      "Thank you Blitzø, it really helps!
      .....
      But that poor familyyyyyyyy!! *starts crying*"
      -Moxxie, 2020.

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 роки тому +21

      *_we'll let the humans do the rest_*

    • @usagi9303
      @usagi9303 3 роки тому +40

      Well to be fair, she deserved it

    • @xyf_blaze8186
      @xyf_blaze8186 3 роки тому +6

      @@usagi9303 yes, and by a lot.

    • @guineapig5858
      @guineapig5858 3 роки тому +4

      It might have fixed it more...

  • @tarolovesu3787
    @tarolovesu3787 3 роки тому +2043

    And remember guys!
    *”SHES NOT A HERO”*

    • @gonzaloavila1710
      @gonzaloavila1710 3 роки тому +47

      Yep,i got it exactly -*press buton intensifies* -

    • @wispy_nova
      @wispy_nova 3 роки тому +14

      Seeing Blitzø eating the treat gave me flashbacks to SuperNatural and by God was it the WORST flashback i ever had in my life

    • @Nemesis_Slime
      @Nemesis_Slime 3 роки тому +4

      for some reason it made me think Mara would be an amazing anime VA

    • @lukerosales5879
      @lukerosales5879 3 роки тому +7

      Even God believed she should've died the first time after this episode. 😂

    • @gemstoneprincess2890
      @gemstoneprincess2890 3 роки тому

      So stupid

  • @uzixnkhanxdoor
    @uzixnkhanxdoor 17 днів тому +10

    The way Moxxie thought the family would be dealt with humanly but they ended up blowing up the entire house.

  • @TheSkeletonthatleftthecloset
    @TheSkeletonthatleftthecloset 28 днів тому +19

    3 YEARS AGO?? Damn, it feels like it's been less than a year since I first saw this series. Unholy shit. 😨
    Thanks for this series, Vivzie ❤

    • @ZEE16666
      @ZEE16666 28 днів тому +2

      LMAO "Unholy shit" 🤣

  • @flashmann7859
    @flashmann7859 3 роки тому +4297

    The most despicable thing about this Family still is that they lived in a house wich had a garage but no driveway, pure evil.

    • @POSTALPILLED
      @POSTALPILLED 3 роки тому +233

      those monsters probably pour the milk before the cereal

    • @FearlessLeader2001
      @FearlessLeader2001 3 роки тому +128

      Oh god they eat their pop tarts raw too

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 3 роки тому +114

      They probably use shampoo before watering down their hair. DESPICABLE.

    • @maltainu3621
      @maltainu3621 3 роки тому +51

      @@FearlessLeader2001 wait you're supposed to cook poptarts?

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 3 роки тому +22

      I hate cooked poptarts those burn my mouth dangit!!!!

  • @mystic.791
    @mystic.791 3 роки тому +701

    MARTHA: SATAN WE RUTURN TOUR FLITHY CREATURES BACK TO HELL
    SATAN: I don’t want them back

    • @stellastargazer6440
      @stellastargazer6440 3 роки тому +22

      He would say something like that

    • @Martinxo51
      @Martinxo51 3 роки тому +5

      @@stellastargazer6440 definitely yes

    • @SkrunkleGunk
      @SkrunkleGunk 3 роки тому +9

      I was hoping you would just hear or see a glimpse of him saying no thanks

    • @raquelrabello7387
      @raquelrabello7387 3 роки тому +1

      exactly

    • @DeathofInk
      @DeathofInk 3 роки тому +12

      Lucifer and Satan are two different characters in this show, just like in the official mythology.

  • @CHUUYA-rv8lc
    @CHUUYA-rv8lc 6 днів тому +5

    I love how stolas was still talking as moxie ran by the phone💀

  • @LoganFlores
    @LoganFlores Місяць тому +11

    I just started watching this and now I'm obsessed with it! The humor, animation, violence everything about this show is a win!

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 3 роки тому +17444

    I like to think Stolas isn't actually censored, his voice just naturally bleeps itself as part of his hellish punishment

    • @wizpiez1995
      @wizpiez1995 3 роки тому +830

      yeah, he’s actually a prince of hell, so he probably wouldn’t face punishment cuz he isn’t mortal, but that’s funny so i’m gonna keep it!

    • @wilczus222
      @wilczus222 3 роки тому +793

      What if he does it himself, so there's still something left for the imagination of the listener? :}

    • @bobbyserrano3872
      @bobbyserrano3872 3 роки тому +362

      Did anyone else noticed how he had teeth for a split second

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 роки тому +65

      @@bobbyserrano3872 timestamp?

    • @bobbyserrano3872
      @bobbyserrano3872 3 роки тому +146

      @@calebrose740 8:57

  • @Nala15-Artist
    @Nala15-Artist 3 роки тому +2237

    Hell Owl: "AnyWHOOOOO..."
    My life is complete.

    • @WysteriaASMR
      @WysteriaASMR 3 роки тому +22

      Good because 2020 December is coming and we are all scared of what’s gonna happen

    • @Ghxstl1n
      @Ghxstl1n 3 роки тому +7

      Yess xD

    • @Luis-to9dt
      @Luis-to9dt 3 роки тому +4

      Our life is complete.

    • @cheshirechastain1870
      @cheshirechastain1870 3 роки тому +5

      Anyhoot

    • @user-ym5bv6vv9p
      @user-ym5bv6vv9p 3 роки тому

      @i'm smorting memes he has a daughter but i dont know about a son

  • @Chance-bn6ny
    @Chance-bn6ny Місяць тому +7

    After the knowing moxxiexs past when he says hed kill a shirt dad or mob family it just feels way more personal

  • @Kefezz
    @Kefezz Місяць тому +17

    Omg I remember when this first released and I thought it was a kids show 💀

  • @trijosh5208
    @trijosh5208 3 роки тому +3857

    ALL of this...…JUST because a kid reminded Mayberry about her husband's birthday.

    • @morganransdell4821
      @morganransdell4821 3 роки тому +127

      Yes, I’m afraid so. Totally weird and just down right wrong! Am I right?

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 3 роки тому +117

      It's always the little things.

    • @korlina7026
      @korlina7026 3 роки тому +190

      Technically that lil girl screwed it all up by saying they should call him....

    • @KittenLove536
      @KittenLove536 3 роки тому +65

      Yikes. Forget college, she'll need to save up for the therapy bills.

    • @duhcungphaizawng4165
      @duhcungphaizawng4165 3 роки тому +11

      Bw

  • @blobin456drawz
    @blobin456drawz 3 роки тому +3464

    Blitzo: *literally about to go to double hell*
    Stolas: P A S S I O N

  • @xXUnmuted_TeamworkXx
    @xXUnmuted_TeamworkXx День тому +2

    it took me 3 yrs to realise that at 8:30 when stolas calls blitz he says "anywho" but sice he's an owl it would be "any hoo" omg the jokes in this are amazing

  • @Not_Lily539
    @Not_Lily539 20 днів тому +5

    “Summon 911” got me crying😭

  • @Dark_Boba-chan
    @Dark_Boba-chan 3 роки тому +2382

    Moxxie: I will call your earthly authorities
    Me: horvitz, your Zim is showing

    • @coca-colagoodsir2020
      @coca-colagoodsir2020 3 роки тому +56

      XD indeed, his Zim is showing

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah, sounds like someone who's at the very least been around before police officers were a thing since he doesn't seem to use any name for it.

    • @chaoscontrols8471
      @chaoscontrols8471 3 роки тому +21

      @@samiamtheman7379 well he is an imp so I think he was born an hell

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 3 роки тому +8

      @@chaoscontrols8471 That is possible, though the teacher also became an imp-like creature after going to Hell, so who's to say?

    • @chaoscontrols8471
      @chaoscontrols8471 3 роки тому +2

      @@samiamtheman7379 true

  • @peterparkersass
    @peterparkersass 3 роки тому +2574

    Student: You told us to think before we act
    Teacher: No❤️

  • @NowThatsRadio
    @NowThatsRadio 27 днів тому +16

    I just had a "fuck it" moment where I decided I was gonna watch helluva boss, AGAIN, yehahhahahah!

  • @06superchargedTL
    @06superchargedTL Місяць тому +11

    "Nah, don't be a pus, we're just killing a mother.. we're ruining a family" 😂😂

  • @MusicBoxMelody
    @MusicBoxMelody 3 роки тому +16160

    Blitzø: “Ooh, what about a billboard?”
    Moxxie: “We can’t afford a billboard, sir...”
    Well, looks like they did. 5:04

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 3 роки тому +2101

    I love Moxxie and Millie's relationship:
    "You have a _good heart_ honey."
    "Just a fuzzy head!"
    *kiss*

    • @kimsugar690
      @kimsugar690 3 роки тому +41

      Right?! They're so cute!

    • @adellestapleton1044
      @adellestapleton1044 3 роки тому +11

      The likes are piling up!

    • @bulletthebeagle
      @bulletthebeagle 3 роки тому +21

      They’re such a wholesome couple
      In a twisted way.. I guess.

    • @shadowstar9656
      @shadowstar9656 3 роки тому +19

      Moxxie and Millie's relationship is the healthiest we've seen in Helluva Boss AND Hazbin Hotel so far :3

    • @ghostsam81
      @ghostsam81 3 роки тому +1

      Kimberly Marker they really are I love them

  • @jazlynguardola927
    @jazlynguardola927 6 днів тому +3

    Rewatching this cause I want the new episode to come out 😘

  • @Koithearsonist
    @Koithearsonist Місяць тому +5

    I love it when lulu says that the girl bully’s and the kid sets dogs on fire

  • @DrFlame-bh4kv
    @DrFlame-bh4kv 3 роки тому +4910

    It’s amazing how moxxie has more humanity than actual humans

    • @SunjungNam
      @SunjungNam 3 роки тому +59

      I wouldve killed them easily

    • @liliecoffey8846
      @liliecoffey8846 3 роки тому +128

      @@SunjungNam sure you would have buddy, I 100% believe you?

    • @SunjungNam
      @SunjungNam 3 роки тому +27

      @@liliecoffey8846 oh of course right after me running away in regret and being chased for eternity

    • @Mr.Flopa2382
      @Mr.Flopa2382 3 роки тому +9

      Grelbis

    • @pgw35403
      @pgw35403 3 роки тому +12

      Oh hey Grillby!

  • @twylamercy5246
    @twylamercy5246 3 роки тому +703

    *SPOLIERS*
    i love the plot twist of this "seemingly perfect family" turns out to be demon murders. i found that hilarious.

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 3 роки тому +44

      It was more they were cannibals than demon killers. If they were proper demon killers they wouldn't try fire on them

    • @darksign1840
      @darksign1840 3 роки тому +2

      Looks can be deceiving.

    • @sireggnog890
      @sireggnog890 3 роки тому +3

      ...
      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
      And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
      My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
      It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
      beep...
      (Sudden rap music playz)
      YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
      (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
      Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill trl ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his ding in BONNIE!
      girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GRT SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
      me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazbear pizza with huge dings and blongs and bomgs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

    • @PlagueCure
      @PlagueCure 3 роки тому +10

      @@sireggnog890 what

    • @SuperSpindasher1991
      @SuperSpindasher1991 3 роки тому +7

      Those were human bodies but ok

  • @rileyfoxyandmiafoxy9941
    @rileyfoxyandmiafoxy9941 5 днів тому +5

    Did the kids just forget that the the girl that cheated with the teachers husband is now their teacher and they don’t even care?🤣

    • @sambucktooth
      @sambucktooth 4 дні тому

      everyone around them saying one thing is a hell of a thing for kids, plus simple naivete

  • @Leah-uh2oz
    @Leah-uh2oz 7 днів тому +5

    The way she just yeeted the kid into the ceiling 😂

  • @senorwaluigi8515
    @senorwaluigi8515 3 роки тому +4778

    Episode is 1h out
    Reaction UA-camrs be like:
    MONEY TIME

    • @Luge641
      @Luge641 3 роки тому +141

      I hate reaction channels. Most of the time their reactions are really boring.

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 3 роки тому +91

      I don't have a problem with all reaction channels but I don't like when people post reactions the same day.
      He had to kind of hurt the original video in terms of views.

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +16

      @@dewaunwarren1 this still has more views than most react channels

    • @ctlinx5983
      @ctlinx5983 3 роки тому +1

      To true

    • @robot596
      @robot596 3 роки тому +2

      Nah that’s what people say when Knack 3 comes out

  • @spinzit3819
    @spinzit3819 3 роки тому +2017

    Stolas describing graphic, sexual things is going to be a running gag isn’t it-

    • @akamesb4540
      @akamesb4540 3 роки тому +68

      I love that when Stolas is talking about that he have yellow pupils(?)

    • @vxjsktezhdjhskd2181
      @vxjsktezhdjhskd2181 3 роки тому +121

      He gonna be gagging on something alright...

    • @greenmochi4408
      @greenmochi4408 3 роки тому +8

      @Spinzit lmao i hope

    • @JumugiDesunra
      @JumugiDesunra 3 роки тому +44

      What do you think Blitzo installed that Stolas Emergency Button in is Office for? XD

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 роки тому +32

      @@akamesb4540 I just want to know what the hell Stolas is saying that's so bad that it has to be censored in a show that says: cock, asshole, retarded, fuck and tits.

  • @notsohuman40
    @notsohuman40 28 днів тому +3

    I appreciate the stolas scene having his song play in the background there are so many details i didnt notice until now

  • @flowerpetal3014
    @flowerpetal3014 Місяць тому +5

    The fact that Blitzø has a button just for Stolas is hilarious-

  • @celesteparkinson2931
    @celesteparkinson2931 3 роки тому +3967

    "Maybe this girl gets off on bullying Australian kids online"
    As an Australian, why was that so specific.
    Edit: I said this in a laugh, understanding why, but wanting to comment anyway.

    • @BZAKether
      @BZAKether 3 роки тому +143

      I don't know but I'm the dad that watches

    • @caveiroso095
      @caveiroso095 3 роки тому +67

      @@BZAKether me too, he's smile so much, i dont trust people like that

    • @vincentvalentine4401
      @vincentvalentine4401 3 роки тому +13

      That's what I was thinking

    • @checkmyprofile6209
      @checkmyprofile6209 3 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/T-3c6vbl608/v-deo.html 😵

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 3 роки тому +17

      It's a topical reference for sure. What was that kid's name again? Qualey? It was something with a "Q" that sounded unique.
      Edit: Quaden! Look him up if you don't get the reference.
      I hate bullying but I also don't agree with the mum shoving a camera in his face and giving him a permanent reminder (via the internet) of the trauma he's gone through. I was violently bullied in every school I went to as a kid and I would *hate* to be reminded of it every time I look at social media, the nightmares are bad enough.

  • @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254
    @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254 3 роки тому +2303

    Lady: try’s to hurt milly
    Moxxie: activating instant kill

    • @catshark6822
      @catshark6822 3 роки тому +81

      Headshot +10exp
      Revenge +100exp
      Protector +10exp
      Almost lost your job because of your screw up erlier - 1exp

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 3 роки тому +39

      Moxxie: *Told to ruin a family* What no! Don't activate Instant Kill, why is that an option??

    • @mistergreen9127
      @mistergreen9127 3 роки тому +8

      THAT HEAVY IS A SPY

    • @carlosrayo6092
      @carlosrayo6092 3 роки тому +15

      I think i should say this
      NEVER! mess with moxie wife.
      (otherwise he'll kill you)

    • @Novasigmia
      @Novasigmia 3 роки тому +2

      moxy just got fxxked up from his actions

  • @Hey_Lookatmerightnow
    @Hey_Lookatmerightnow 4 дні тому +3

    3:47 he uses a mob boss accent and says “maybe a [_____]y dad” which is a reference to moxxie’s past as the part of the mafia with his dad

  • @Kaijuguy-qx3py
    @Kaijuguy-qx3py Місяць тому +5

    11:17 blitz is so cute when he smiles

  • @diegojimenez5937
    @diegojimenez5937 3 роки тому +9630

    Child:
    Think before You act
    Teacher:
    *Sends the child to Brazil*

    • @M4TC0n
      @M4TC0n 3 роки тому +127

      *underrated* *comment*

    • @simoneval2619
      @simoneval2619 3 роки тому +88

      Why it's always Brasil?

    • @elevenpoisons2484
      @elevenpoisons2484 3 роки тому +63

      @@simoneval2619 it's not always brazil

    • @flunterklufin485
      @flunterklufin485 3 роки тому +187

      @@simoneval2619 it’s just a joke based on Brazilian people always wanting celebrities and such to go to Brazil so it’s that a every drug imaginable

    • @goten3268
      @goten3268 3 роки тому +46

      Na, she ended up in Australia.

  • @crippledkiwi2724
    @crippledkiwi2724 3 роки тому +1902

    Teacher: “have you done your homework?”
    Kid: *immediately goes to the bad corner*
    “I love it”

    • @lexo6987
      @lexo6987 3 роки тому +19

      Atleast he didn't get traumatized

    • @iiiiii358
      @iiiiii358 3 роки тому +2

      Yes yes and yes

    • @crippledkiwi2724
      @crippledkiwi2724 3 роки тому +2

      @@cypher3462 shhh keep this a secret

    • @cypher3462
      @cypher3462 3 роки тому +2

      @@crippledkiwi2724 ok

    • @amiv5016
      @amiv5016 3 роки тому +1

      @@lexo6987 1:39

  • @isabellehannan9448
    @isabellehannan9448 29 днів тому +4

    The kids: Your a hero!
    The Whiteboard: How To Deal With Trauma 101

  • @willowholt6694
    @willowholt6694 15 годин тому +1

    Okay I just realized, when Stolas calls Blitz you can hear 'Owl In a Cage' playing in the background. Just shows how much Viv looked ahead! ❤

  • @aa-xe5vo
    @aa-xe5vo 3 роки тому +4766

    Kids: "We love to do our homework!"
    Me: That is an unacceptable sin-

  • @Drawmatic
    @Drawmatic 2 роки тому +7681

    Blitzø’s Personality: Extroverted
    Moxxie’s Personality: Introverted
    Stolas’ Personality: Perverted
    Millie’s Personality: c o u n t r y

  • @Boocleast
    @Boocleast 3 дні тому +4

    Who’s rewatching watching for the episode full moon?

  • @Rising2Dawn
    @Rising2Dawn 11 днів тому +1

    Man rewatching this makes me remember just how much I freaking love Miss Mayberry, she’s just so good for a background character and her VA is just perfect

  • @rayaneferouni8658
    @rayaneferouni8658 3 роки тому +4320

    "killing people isn't a big deal if they try to kill you back"
    What a good moral 🕺

  • @sheldorf1724
    @sheldorf1724 3 роки тому +1923

    Everyone: millie sounds different now
    Me: stolas

    • @lilyhuli2891
      @lilyhuli2891 3 роки тому +23

      same :')

    • @leaf3602
      @leaf3602 3 роки тому +8

      x2 :c

    • @strebbie8023
      @strebbie8023 3 роки тому +45

      Wait I love Stolas' new voice!

    • @kursxe1613
      @kursxe1613 3 роки тому +60

      I actually like stolas new voice, tbh I agree with blitz, he has a fancy ass posh voice

    • @Nobody-kd2ib
      @Nobody-kd2ib 3 роки тому +41

      I miss there first voice

  • @SoaringDragon562
    @SoaringDragon562 Місяць тому +6

    5:15 Blitzø has a therapist??? They’ve got their work cut out for them….

  • @i-4M-cr1mes
    @i-4M-cr1mes 4 дні тому +3

    Hey, If i can't have Hazbin Hotel because of Prime wanting me to pay for signing up, then i'll gladly have this masterpiece

  • @johngun4377
    @johngun4377 3 роки тому +2192

    We not gonna talk about how Blitzo’s ringtone is just him screaming in either pain or terror?

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 роки тому +121

      specifically his ringtone for Stolas sine he didn't have much time to look at the screen before answering but knew who it was anyway.

    • @svetlanamoon7026
      @svetlanamoon7026 3 роки тому +28

      Are you saying yours isn't?

    • @eduardomagana3858
      @eduardomagana3858 3 роки тому +13

      Is that what it is? Cause I've pretty sure I heard that scream before.

    • @diamondback1458
      @diamondback1458 3 роки тому +23

      And also the fact he has two phones for contingency

    • @billcipher8295
      @billcipher8295 3 роки тому +2

      @@ImaNerdANDaGeek XD

  • @COOLSKELETON-zs8vf
    @COOLSKELETON-zs8vf 3 роки тому +1842

    Moral of the story: Only kill people if they're jerks

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 3 роки тому +64

      Or trick them into killing themselves without them meaning to!

    • @teodormarica7714
      @teodormarica7714 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah sure, but have you realised that in this universe kids are worse than adults?

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 роки тому +15

      @@teodormarica7714 Well we don't know that. The pilot kid may have just been really insufferable, and these kids here were the children of sadistic satanists.

    • @marsemgeralde8283
      @marsemgeralde8283 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @RRRJJJ
      @RRRJJJ 3 роки тому +3

      And if your paid

  • @AkioBoommakesmosic
    @AkioBoommakesmosic 25 днів тому +3

    I just realized at like 3:56 moxie references his mafia family!

  • @Bee_rehehehe
    @Bee_rehehehe 3 дні тому +1

    i love how viv acually planned the teached screching when the year was being read on the board in the start because she didnt wanna give any more away

  • @lemons2096
    @lemons2096 3 роки тому +2155

    The demons: *about to kill a family*
    The family: *uno reverse card*

    • @DrBlumbo
      @DrBlumbo 3 роки тому +21

      The demons: A FUCKING WILD AND REVERSE CARD

    • @sparkly-chan
      @sparkly-chan 3 роки тому +1

      *Ruining a family thank you very much

    • @Yourkuromiz
      @Yourkuromiz 3 роки тому +1

      they said it 🤣🤣

    • @gonbe6812
      @gonbe6812 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DrBlumbo reminder

    • @DrBlumbo
      @DrBlumbo 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gonbe6812 when tf did I make this 😭🙏🏼

  • @aspenwashere
    @aspenwashere 3 роки тому +3393

    Hazbin Hotel:
    We make demons into angels
    Helluva Boss:
    Pay us to kill people

  • @RobinTales96
    @RobinTales96 2 дні тому +3

    POV: You’re beginning to rewatch every episode after the season 2 trailer

  • @helenanilsson5666
    @helenanilsson5666 4 дні тому +5

    I know that Amazon probably wouldn't let Hazbin characters show up in Helluva Boss now, but maybe it would be okay if it was the other way around?
    Because I'd love for the teacher to become a resident at the Hotel.

    • @Personian
      @Personian 4 дні тому

      Vivziepop still fully owns the characters, so she can do whatever she wants with them, even if it includes crossing over

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +1328

    *"Killing people is not that big a deal if they try to kill you back."*
    The more you know

  • @flame_tailuwu
    @flame_tailuwu 3 роки тому +2895

    Here’s a fun fact: Loona and Millie (at least Millie from the pilot) have the same voice actress as Emira Blight from The Owl House!

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 роки тому +92

      If Millie and Loona had the same voice actress then that means they still had her on board since Luna's voice didn't change when they made this episode, so why change millie's?

    • @firephoenix202
      @firephoenix202 3 роки тому +153

      @@ImaNerdANDaGeek The VA said that she couldn't handle the stress of voicing two characters at the same time I think

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 роки тому +113

      @@firephoenix202 that's too bad, I liked her voice for Millie better.

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 3 роки тому +11

      Also Jericho (SDS), Futaba (P5), Magilou (ToB), Black Cat (Spider-man PS4), and Ashley (Warioware: Gold).

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 3 роки тому +14

      @@firephoenix202 Weird since Millie didn't have that many lines in the Pilot and Loona in this episode.

  • @spiritandFriends
    @spiritandFriends 18 днів тому +3

    "DAM IT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!"

  • @StickersTheFox
    @StickersTheFox 15 днів тому +2

    Pov: my comfort show

  • @softsukii
    @softsukii 3 роки тому +694

    2020: *Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.*

  • @wolfcouldcareless2743
    @wolfcouldcareless2743 3 роки тому +3237

    Millie: Humans are full of nasty secrets
    Me: *Looks at history* I mean you’re not wrong

    • @acceleratingdog5031
      @acceleratingdog5031 3 роки тому +57

      Luna got me acting different

    • @memematt5899
      @memematt5899 3 роки тому +34

      @@acceleratingdog5031 please, dont . . .
      Ever talk again. Cause apparently everything that comes out of your mouth is a waste of oxygen.

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 3 роки тому +11

      @@acceleratingdog5031
      Yes 🗿

    • @Slinky432
      @Slinky432 3 роки тому +3

      @@acceleratingdog5031 LOL

    • @thecommie9992
      @thecommie9992 3 роки тому +3

      *it's "you're" you unculterd swine*

  • @starrysunni
    @starrysunni 5 днів тому +2

    1:21 poor kid :( atleast she was trying to help Mrs Mayberry calm down. May she rest in peace.

  • @lunawolf9988
    @lunawolf9988 День тому +1

    The hesitation in Moxxie to kill that mom means so much now.

  • @ArtistQueen333
    @ArtistQueen333 3 роки тому +2855

    Legends say that Blitzø's phone is still there, with Stolas still talking about the sexual things he wants to do to Blitzø.

    • @bqonm742
      @bqonm742 3 роки тому +66

      while you and I are fucking jelly sandwiches all night -stolas

    • @rutapatrolowiec
      @rutapatrolowiec 3 роки тому +14

      yes

    • @Cookieofdoom
      @Cookieofdoom 3 роки тому +27

      When ø sounding like in danish, makes Blitzø sound like a clothing line or something.

    • @sotos.jocelyn6807
      @sotos.jocelyn6807 3 роки тому +1

      Xdxd

    • @petethecat4356
      @petethecat4356 3 роки тому +10

      @@bqonm742 pffffffft I thought I was the only one who notices

  • @dylansoriano1596
    @dylansoriano1596 3 роки тому +851

    Listen, the Owl creature thing is really creepy, BUT I CANT DENY HIS AESTHETIC

    • @lagc5103
      @lagc5103 3 роки тому +26

      you mean stolas?
      yes i agree

    • @xxx-stolacion6093
      @xxx-stolacion6093 3 роки тому +9

      the thing you so call owl creature, he’s name is Stolas just so you know

    • @IanAnimatesBagels
      @IanAnimatesBagels 3 роки тому +3

      looks like Grimm from hollow knight

    • @lordvyse19
      @lordvyse19 3 роки тому +4

      THANK YOU! Another person of good tastes.

    • @FearNP
      @FearNP 3 роки тому +3

      THE "OWL THING" IS STOLAS

  • @WeirdCoreRadish
    @WeirdCoreRadish Місяць тому +3

    “JELLY SANDWICHES!!!!” Also the fact that Blitzø has a phone case that says “go fuck yourself”.

  • @Elliott-TheBird
    @Elliott-TheBird 6 днів тому +2

    I love this series!

  • @dawidblaszczyszyn9956
    @dawidblaszczyszyn9956 3 роки тому +815

    Everyone: *Celebrating*
    Moxxie: *Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*

    • @breberry444
      @breberry444 3 роки тому +6

      Every Night

    • @defcon1526
      @defcon1526 3 роки тому +2

      Is it just me, or was loonas audio not on.

    • @Mr-ib2dr
      @Mr-ib2dr 3 роки тому +2

      Moxie's voice: I AM ZIM!!!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 роки тому

      Zim would be in heaven, in hell. How ironic.

    • @soph5835
      @soph5835 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @angelandmark8336
    @angelandmark8336 Рік тому +9154

    "We're not killing a family, We're killing a mother. We're RUINING a family." iconic.

    • @sinpfiec1047
      @sinpfiec1047 Рік тому +143

      First time watching this, I'm terrified to see a cartoon like style being filled with gore and explicit shits, and I kinda like it yea...

    • @InsaneBirdMan
      @InsaneBirdMan Рік тому +41

      I just started watching this a couple days before you, trust me, you won't regret watching it.

    • @IsummonallJawas
      @IsummonallJawas Рік тому +28

      I'm the child in the fucking corner

    • @apple_weird0
      @apple_weird0 Рік тому +12

      Sweet.

    • @dirtyboysinc001
      @dirtyboysinc001 Рік тому +7

      jelly sandwiches

  • @ykcalliope
    @ykcalliope Місяць тому +3

    Legends say that it's been 3 years but Stolas is still talking dirty

  • @skyp1erc3r
    @skyp1erc3r Місяць тому +1

    How am i just discovering this now this is absolutely hilarious!! Came over from HH im excieted for what u have planned for S2

  • @Lollzerpop
    @Lollzerpop Рік тому +2435

    Moral of the story kids, never remind your teacher if she forgets her husbands birthday.

  • @miguelestacio2983
    @miguelestacio2983 3 роки тому +1914

    Girl: “Think before you act!”
    Teacher: *Your free trial for living has expired*

    • @itsmarijo
      @itsmarijo 3 роки тому +29

      The kid didn’t die, though, lol

    • @septor_xy4263
      @septor_xy4263 3 роки тому +21

      since when is living free ;-; im broke bro

    • @HB-kx2nm
      @HB-kx2nm 3 роки тому +8

      @@itsmarijo the teacher threw her into the ceiling

    • @tiagoprieto7072
      @tiagoprieto7072 3 роки тому +30

      At 1:56 she seems surprisingly fine. Traumatized, but fine (physically).

    • @umbra_kyu
      @umbra_kyu 3 роки тому +4

      She tried stopping the teacher from ruining her own life, which she did anyways lmao so it's okay.

  • @Aces_cvnt_Acc
    @Aces_cvnt_Acc 12 днів тому

    JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS, AND OHHHH I AM READY FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.