Cartman and the Pumpkin Patch
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Cartman waiting for Heidi to get ready to go out to the Pumpkin Patch. I love these scenes and it oddly reminds me of my previous relationship experiences . . . hahaha
Video Source:
South Park Season 21 Episode 6
SP Image Source:
Blu-Ray cover for the Season 21 box set
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Comedy Central
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Cartman's forced, panicked smile kills me 🤣
cartman's special faces for heidi are the best lmao
Its too real XD
It's actually not forced. Cartman has a weird fascination with photography. There's a few episodes that highlight them
Joey Chiappetta alright Joey👍
Yea cartman has a weird panic smile
I love how there’s a singular frame in which Eric smiles when they take the picture
Counted it, it's actually 6 frames :)
@NCR Trooper On UA-cam, you can press the comma and period keys while the video is focused to move forward and backwards frame-by-frame
@@techied you dropped this 👑
@@oliverdepauw5663 Thanks haha
Another UA-cam Protip, you can press K to pause the video (better than spacebar because it doesn't send you halfway down the page), J to skip backwards ten seconds, and L to skip forwards ten seconds (instead of 5 offered by arrow keys)
The worst part is that she keeps saying she's almost ready, or that she is ready, and yet never is.
Every woman ever.
My ex was always going to be 45 minutes. She was never 45 minutes yet if I was late by 45 milliseconds I’m screwed
so fucking sure
Dude this is the perfect description of any woman
Thank you for explaining the video /s
That's why you must learn grasshopper. The time you tell her that you're leaving it actually at least an hour before anyting opens
Make that three for safekeeping 😂😂😂
I'd just leave her ass behind. It gets old after so long. You could tell her a whole day before and she'd still wait til the last minute.
cartman racku disciprine
I do that with my mother... add at least 30mins to the transport calculations so the time I say we have to leave is 30mins earlier than we have to
Wrong will still be late!!
I felt this
I seriously just leave without her and other people if they do this. It’s never happened to me since.
IKR. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
@Frogwell
Did that really not happen to you again?
If so
I should start doing this
Let's take a look! When my cousin needs to be picked up from his friends I tell him “I’m leaving right this moment and if you’re not waiting outside I’m just going to drive right by and you can walk” or “you can take a cab when you’re done your make up I’m not going to be late” I just don’t let it happen and they act like I’m the asshole pfft.
I felt the “let’s take a picture” thing in my SOUL
Yeah, tell me about it... ugh
Fr not with my girlfriend but my mom
Of course, my mom ALWAYS does this when I really want to go somewhere. And I think it's on purpose.
@@rexlee8718classic Filipino mom for you
Cartman's a terrible person but I genuinely feel bad for him this time. Missing out on something you've been looking forward to for a long time due to someone else is a pain we all have felt
Literally every girlfriend: what do you like better the spider or the bat?
Me: the spider is great!
Her: really cause I love the bat!
Only difference is she did go with the spider.
Lol I'm a girl but I can say how accurate this comment is, it even made me cringe when she said "really I think I like the bat" then why would you ask 😂
Can confirm, I do the same thing
If she like the bat then Why he choose? If she already choose
I recorded my current girlfriend for 4 times in a row and played it. She stopped asking. Can recommend 10/10!!
The scene when Heidi says "Hang on, I forgot my bracelet!" and Cartman goes, "OH MY ****ING GOD!" really made me laugh so hard!
And his mom nonchalant "Eric, potty mouth"
You feel his pain
“Eric! Potty mouth!”
“AAAAAGGHHH!!!”
@@WizardOfHumor1989Hey, wait up babe!
Heidi being born
Doctor: ok come on out baby
Heidi: hold on just 1 more minute
LMFAO
Underrated comment
Bahahaha
That would be funny if that happened in real life.
Rofl
I love how Heidi's parents aren't even mad at Cartman 😆
They probably understand him.
The dad is like a muscle man
@@TheSugarCottonGirldo you know who else looks like muscle man?
@@Karlebow571 PC (Bullshit) Principal?
@@BruhgruMy Mom!
I almost started crying when she said “hang on, I forgot my bracelet”
Oh my f**** God
That split second angry smile at 1:19 is amazing haha
And creepy I paused right at the moment he did it
Every girlfriend ever.
I swear just watching this almost gave me a PTSD-induced panic attack
Every girl ever
Not really. I'm a girl and I've never done what Heidi does. Worrying about things like appearances isn't really something I do. I say if it looks good on me then I'll just go with it. And god I haaaate makeup. Too much of a hassle really. I don't do lip gloss or lipstick either.
Queen Haiku your the rare one lol
@@pepajirkovsky9530 lol I guess so. It's probably because I've always seen my mom get all dolled up before we leave usually causing us to be late. I'm guessing that's why I never got into makeup. I'll only make an exception when I cosplay
There was a rage building in me watching this
Reminds me of all the times walking into a movie theater 15 minutes AFTER the film started because.......you know.
Were all laughing at ourselves watching this knowing weve all been there :(. Butters was right sooner or latter your payin for her kisses, the 5 dollars he was charging was the better deal.
Also was right about a true feeling for someone else
Butter's is the true playa, do you know what I'm sayin
I've never been there....
@Mickey Zombish yes I think I know what you are saying!
Ahhahhaha!
'KAY HERE WE GO TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH
Hang on I forgot my bracelet
It’s been open for over an hour!
@@MatthewSmith-to1hz OH MY F***ING GOD
@tempoture "AAAAUUGHH!!" 😫
@@Kybo073Eric, potty mouth!
Honestly I like this episode, in this, Cartman isn't ENTIRELY an asshole to Heidi, and it's pretty relatable.
He literally tried to kill her
@@m0odiEsubz23 IKR
Eric was in the right all along.
If you can’t handle being late sometimes then maybe a relationship ain’t for you. All women are like this, even gay men so sounds like you’re dating neither and dying alone💀
@TheUltimateGamer245 at least 85% of us are time consumers. It’s not that we mean to we just do sometimes. So go jizz on your computer screen.
@@Angie_bae if you know you are doing it you're just an asshole
@@Angie_bae Nah girl don't pull number out of your ass, this is a stereotype, if you're like it that's a you problem lmao
@@Angie_bae No, you’re just upset because you’re a time consuming asshole who isn’t loved or in a good relationship with any man or anyone for that matter, but you say that EVERYBODY is this much of an asshole, not just you, so you take your pent up anger out on guys in the comment section of a south park clip meanwhile that inner turmoil and anger isn’t caused by anyone but yourself.
For once, Eric's anger is justified 😂
For once?
Many times
@Joel Bennett yes thats more than once
Ikr?
His anger is actually justified many times, its just that as a sociopath, *Eric goes overboard*
This is my wife when we go literally anywhere.
Learn the grasshopper. It's a time u tell her 8 hours belfre someonthing actually starts so u can get ready in time
Same with my mom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel you. I lie to my girlfriend and tell her to be ready 3 hours before we do out and we're still an 1 hour and half late. Every freaking time
Amen brother feel your pain
That’s me when I’m running late to see Spider-Man No way home
It's such a great touch to have Butters and Scott M be the first two kids Eric sees with great pumpkins when he finally gets to the pumpkin patch because those are the two who annoy him the most. 👌🏻
Butters and Scott
His Best Friends
Lmao I never noticed that, good eye
I fell asleep once waiting for my girlfriend to get ready, it took her two hours LOL
Wow that’s a first
Only two hours? She’s a keeper!
J/K, I’m either amazing with time-management or the absolute worst. There seems to be no in between with me
Were u late like cartman??
Lmaoo
Cartman is pissed
When is he never?
Good point
Yh lmao 😂
I can tell.
TBH every guy would be pissed at their girl for being so slow in getting ready
His face smiling for one frame when they took the picture is beautiful
I would leave her behind.
@33kaus holokaust Then I'll just leave her alone and find a new girl 😂😂
@33kaus holokaust i wouldnt cry xd
33kaus holokaust what consequences? One of your queens you protect with your penis shield will be upset? Aww boohoo
Dart Field it’s actually the opposite the younger you are the less you care the older you are the more you care
@John Everyman a-a punk?? really???? a simp sure, but a punk? I think you need to look up what that word means...
And this is why communication matters fellas
Instead of getting them killed by a witch
Tell them that their bad time management ruins what they had planned
“The petting zoo is clo.. THE PETTING ZOO IS CLOSED?!?!”
Yeah, you can maybe still do the bouncy house
I feel so bad for Eric, yet Heidi is so adorable
If i were Cartman, I wouldn't be able to be mad at Heidi.
But why did he stop liking her after the skankhunt arc?
@@pokemongc4642 That's what i'm saying! She's so sweet and this is the thanks she gets.
2:20 he looks so sad
Sergio Alvarez what ep he trying to kill her
Karma for all the Bad stuff he did
things I hate
1) Can I have your jacket
2) I need to pee
You forgot "nah, I'm not hungry, don't order me any food" later followed up by, "can I have some of your food?". Or even worse, she just starts grabbing off your plate without asking.
3) Spider or the Bat?
i know yall are up to something, but maybe just get them food just in case? most girls always change their minds last minute.
@@micchannya8093 because they’re idiots like make up your god damn mind omfg it pisses me off STOP ASKING lol
@@koloxx4402 I'm fu*king offended >:0
When he reaches that "omfg" moment... my heart weeped for him. We've all been there
The face Cartman pulls at 1:18 when his picture gets taken. The sign of a broken boy
1:19
Cartman’s smile 😃😂😂😂
I love how there’s a witch and he still wanted that pumpkin 😂
Heidi is so adorable in the cat costume
how cartman rolled his eyes when Heidi said she has to pee it kills me🤣
He's like, "dis bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching my older sisters do this to guys. Funny enough, my future brother-in-law began arriving "late" for everything. I bet deep down she respected him more for not letting her waste his time.
I guess we'll never know whether she's actually ready or not.
I like how cartman was so mad but he smiled in the picture anyways
I just love seeing Cartman suffer the torment of impatience.
Watching this again and even I feel Cartman’s annoyance at Heidi 😂
1:30. Excatly how I feel when I have to wait on my family.
Right! 🤣
1:40 1:45 1:45 1:45 1:46 1:48 1:48 1:48 1:49 1:49 1:49 1:49 1:49 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:51 is my favorite 1:58 1:58 1:58 1:58 1:59 2:00 2:00
My girlfriend did this a few times at the beginning of our relationship when we had get togethers with some friends. After the third or fourth time I warned her that I wouldn't wait for her to make me late. She played that game anyways so I left without her. Had a great time and she had to drive herself and showed up late. Never pulled that crap on me again.
She's amazing btw I love her so much, but it's a solid way to get a handle on that ridiculousness!
Honestly you suck as a boyfriend. I really do hope she dumps you soon.
I whipped out the belt for mine
@@dam11232 Bruh.
@@brandonrodriguez4761 No that is a great partner. That would be equivalent to you gaming and she asks how much time you need. You keep saying 5 more mins and after the 3rd time she just leaves and texts you. I bet you will learn your lesson and put your controller down after the first 5 mins then.
@@brandonrodriguez4761 Nobody likes bad habits in relationships.
1:25 is my favorite bit
"K HERE WE GO TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH!!!!"
It's so incredibly relateable, I love how they portraited this situation in the show lmao.
Heidi looks adorable with her pumpkin patch outfit
2:20 At least Cartman knew he wasn’t going this time...
I felt that. Poor Eric.
I would go out kurt cobain style...
I was going as Kurt cobain last Halloween lol 😂
Let Love kill you?
LOL I do that daily, definitely looking forward to not worrying about a Halloween costume this year LMAO 😆🤣😂
You mean you would overdose?
@@zachary7897 umm.. you do know he didnt overdose right?? He was Shot, its a whole big conspiracy because no one knows whether he committed suicide or if Courtney love shot him. most of the evidence points to her killing him and thats what most people believe. it's a pretty tragic event :(
Cartman is hateable 90% of the time, and relatable 10% of the time. Do you know which partition this clip belongs to?
I saw this exact comment posted on another video. What that you, or...?
KirbyLinkACW nah he stole it
Bruh your profile picture is your place on the political compass. Whatever you’re staying shut the fuck up
Your calculations are off because the two aren’t mutually exclusive it’s more like hateble 92% and relatable 15% making 7%percent overlap.
RelHateable!
I love how absolutely clueless she is to how annoying she is being
This is so realistic and painful
I never thought eric could be so relatable
Every girlfriend and wife lol 😂
Good thing I’m not in relationship because my girlfriend would make me late seeing Spider-Man no way home
You know they recently did this study where they surveyed over 500 couples and it was concluded it really be like that
That’s why they say patience and communication is important because it’s not a walk in the park. I wish I could go back to this when I get a relationship :)
the smile at 1:19 kills me EVERYTIME ☠️, this is what i mean when i say “ 😃 “
"Eric, potty mouth!"
* angry Cartman noises *
I'm a woman.
I have grown up waiting for my mom to get ready to go places and it drove me insane.
That is one of the many reasons I don't care about "what goes with what", I don't do makeup and I keep my hair simple
Every man everyone loves you :P
@@Entropy__ I bet she single bruh
Ooooh you get it :D
You should ask why she took so much time >.>
@@chocoflan6672 happily married actually :)
wow you're so quirky, bet you're the prettiest out of your friends
I lost it at “oh my fucking god” because I said that in a stain similar situation 😂😂😂
that quick smile when the photo got taken lmao
This right here is literally why I've stayed single as long as I have. Cooking for a living has taught me to ALWAYS be on the go
That smile when they was taking the picture got me 🤣
the way he smiled for the milasecond flash of the camera picture was hillarious
Lmao the face he made so quickly when he said “cheese”
She's adorable ❤
Understatement 😍
the correct word is, infuriating.
OMG this is so accurate
Legend has it that to this day Heidi is still almost ready
This is exactly how my mom is like except she blames me for being late and wonders why I’m upset 🙄
lol i love when she asks if he needs to talk about something then hes like, noooo im great no need to talk
Oh god I laughed so hard at this especially when she said “I forgot my bracelet”
Cartman is the person that lives in all of us I felt this on so many levels
The two creators of the show, said, Stan and Kyle was suppose to represent them, but found out, really both found they were more like Cartman.
The 1 frame smile got me 😂
Again one of the funniest episodes of south park ,love his face when they take the photo ,helious ,
And then she had to pee...
Again
My aunt betty does this to everyone. She keeps us waiting for hours. 😂
Aw she looks so cute though😭
I can’t even begin to say how accurate this is
Need to leave by 7 tell her 6. Show up at six so she could still do her "make you wait" game, but you still make the show.
hah thats a good idea honestly
i would say 5, just to be safe
GET THIS MAN IN HARVARD
And this is why we tell your significant other that it starts an hour earlier
This is why cartman is one of my favorite every time he just makes me laugh
And then he proceeded to ruin the most innocent girlfriend in all of South Park...
*and turn her into a female version of himself*
But she could follow through.
No women is innocent.
jon siewert facts
stupid comment.
Simp
One of the very few times I completely agree with Cartman. I have friends that do this to their husbands and boyfriends and it's really selfish. He should have left her behind. For once, Cartman wasn't the biggest narcissist in the room.
I felt that. But in my relationship, my boyfriend is the one who takes 1000 years to get ready.
metrosexual
My wife now isn’t like this at all. But let me tell you the stories! Omg, I date this girl for 5 years and she would do this every time. One time we arrived late to THANKSGIVING. MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. I kid you not, Hidi Turner sounds just like her.
No wonder Cartman turned her into a version of himself.
as bill burr said it best, marriage has taught me that we are always working on MY issues, as if my wife is a perfectly ready to go package already lol
I did couple's counseling a few times and everything was my fault and my girlfriend was perfect
I for once really felt bad for Cartman here
Every man knows what this is like
Its always funny how cartman always looks good in pictures smiling at the last second
He deserved every bit of this
1:09 Awesome! Here we go! Heading out nyah!
Damn, and I thought I took forever to get ready! Getting out of bed has always been a challenge for me! Lol
I can understand Eric’s anger and frustration… This is why relationships can’t happen at an early time because nobody can be prepared for anything and it may somewhat negatively impact others.
Oh crap I forgot my bracelet! Oh my ******* god. Eric! Potty mouth
Rrrrrrh!
This is why I always tell ladies that we're going to be somewhere at a specific time.
Which is an hour before we're supposed to be, so we're actually on time.
I give them the time hours in advance. Tell them to start getting ready now or an hour from then. If they aren't ready I leave without them. I've lost a girlfriend to doing that but I'd rather actually make stuff on time than have to rush to make it.
This is me and my husband but opposite. I can get ready in 30 min. He takes his sweet ass time and forgets shit 🙃
Wow good for you
Haha poor you
yeah sure
The perfect woman does not exis...
mm hmm like anyone believes this
1:29 😂😂 that's me when people hold me up
OKAY HERE WE GO TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH
When he said ' Oh My Fucking God ' I lost it😂😂