It was a sweet idea. So naturally they thought it was his. Now only we can get Cartman in California to jump over all ours. Wait, wasnt that idiot Kyle who sent them here in the first place. Cartman was right about Kyle. If Kyle ever gets to California, I'm going to sell him some bad acid for that.
For sure! I mean he barely made it over 1, but then manages to jump 3 after only a day or two. I mean if he can keep up that growth there's no telling how many he could jump!
@ItsMilkyTime! nonono,investedGman is second account made by Kyle telling this plan is not his plan in second-person. (HIS plan) Either way, it's definitely Kyle ideas investedGman,sorry. This is only a stupid joke I am making...
I can see that. It's all part of a deep and continuous story about how much Kyle actually likes Cartman's ideas but refuses to admit because he's Cartman. Jumping over homeless, shoving food up your ass to make you crap out your mouth, list goes on.
The best part is Stan saying "honestly i don't know what you see in this Kyle" after joyfully saying "wow, that was a great idea Kyle!" in the beginning!
It was a sweet idea at first, but kyle's obsession kinda ruined the fun for everyone. He kept pestering them on how many homeless cartman could or could not jump, instead of helping through the crysis
When you've got an idea as good as Kyle's you've got to see it through! Kyle was so passionate about Eric jumping the homeless that he wouldn't stop getting more homeless for Eric to jump.
I'm with Kyle on this one. While I don't see jumping the homeless as a solution to the problem immediately to hand, sometimes you need to look beyond the here and now, at the bigger picture. In that moment as Cartman takes flight, soaring over the homeless like a majestic golden eagle it becomes a stunning homage to and a biting satire of The American Dream in modern society. An entire story told in a single beautiful moment, it could bring a man to tears.
What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone watching this video is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Dude at the ATL airport they offer homeless jobs starting at $15 an hour. They don't want them. It's preferable to do nothing, collect welfare fraud and handouts, and get drunk and high all day.
@@davividal And Kyle is so passionate about it that he was willing to pay that homeless guy 20 bucks to get jumped over AND invite more homeless people to get jumped over, thus motivating and truly inspiring Cartman to believe in himself and his ability to jump more and more until their are no more homeless left to jump!
eridan ampora Cartman tends to insult kyle for him being jewish and uses stereotypes to berate him.... In this case, he would have used the “jews are stingy” stereotype and since kyle gave money, it became ironic that he did not point it out
I think it is some sort of curse that who jump over homeless will become themself Jumping over a homeless is kyle's idea to make cartman suffer in the future
@@InvestedGman fair point, but Kyle started millenials against Canada because he acted selfish and thought because he didn't like it it should be banned to the point where things got out of control and Canada got bombed because of him and afterwards he tried to make an excuse to Ike rather than owning up to it, in that episode he really became like Sheila.
Course he did. He got too close, got too confident. He touched them multiple times. We thought if you gave money to the homeless, you would eventually end up homeless. But that was incorrect, what actually happens if you touch the homeless, you end up homeless. When he jumped over the homeless and touch them, he ended up catching it. Of course, with homelessness comes stupidity. Now cartman is stupid and homeless, but due to the pandemic, NASCAR's canceled. It's the ultimate tragedy for him
*"I won't risk it, I can jump two homeless people, maybe 3... But asking me to jump this many is asking me to risk my life Kyle!!!"* Also Cartman: *"I easily could've cleared another 30 or 40"* 😂
One of my favorite SP jokes is Kyle blatantly saying jumping the homeless isn’t his idea but Stan keeps thinking it’s Kyle’s idea. No matter how many times he’s corrected
Lmfao I DIED Stan acted like Kyle had a LEGIT PROBLEM "we're here to find out how to get rid of the homeless people.... Not the number of homeless people Cartman can jump!" Hahahahah
@@ryman1933 actually in the episode it revealed that the Homeless went to South park because they heard it was a better place the city they went to actually lead them to South park
@@MrPek-fe9fp Oh God! It wasn't thirty, it was one! He jumped over one homeless person with his stupid skateboard, and he barely made it over that guy!
They're too old for that shit. If Kyle tried to jump Cartman, he'd probably injure himself by that attempt even though he really wants to see that happen.
Really just wish they gave us more backstory on why Kyle was so obsessed with jumping the homeless. Just seemed really out of place for this character.
"I have an idea." "No, no, no. We're not having Cartman jump anymore homeless people." "THAT ISN'T MY IDEA!" *cuts to Cartman jumping 3 homeless people*
I understand Kyle's idea. You might not be able to provide homes and living facilities to the homeless. But cartman jumping over the homeless shows the potential of humanity. It shows us how capable humanity is in facing our problems and how bright our future is. If rather than solving our problems, if we can jump over them with a skateboard, we would all go towards a new dawn of hope and optimism.
Also the season 6 episode where they try to get from house to house to see a Terrence and Phillip movie trailer. He was running as fast as his little feet could take him.
S11E7 - Night of the Living Homeless
What happened to princess Kenny profile?
@@carusher6681 Changed it
SP343 jajajajjajaja changed it
Way too funny
Best upload bruh
Carusher change?
Kyle is weirdly obsessed with cartman jumping the homeless
Hahahaha. If you get it, you’ve seen the episode
I really dont know what Kyle sees in this
Obsessed. Only talks about Cartman jumping the homeless.
I love how Kyle want Eric Cartman jump homeless
See thats simply not true at all. Who has been telling you these lies? Is it your mom? Has she been beating you with the toaster again?
Love how Stan thinks it's Kyle's idea no matter how many times Kyle corrects him.
Goes to show that Randy passed his stupidity down to Stan Marsh.
Lol its brilliant!
2:33 kyles face here is amazing. Like he’s thinking, “what? Do you still think that” and whether its worth the effort to correct him.
I like to think Stan is just winding Kyle up
It was a sweet idea. So naturally they thought it was his. Now only we can get Cartman in California to jump over all ours. Wait, wasnt that idiot Kyle who sent them here in the first place. Cartman was right about Kyle. If Kyle ever gets to California, I'm going to sell him some bad acid for that.
“I jump the homeless professionally”
You barely made it over one
Ten Chytrej I could easily have cleared another 30 or 40
@@JCech40 Look dude, you need to stop telling RawsonDenna to stop jumping the homeless, I honestly don't know what you see in this.
Still more productive than some of my days lol
I cracked up over that line
I am weirdly proud of Cartman for actually jumping over 3 homeless.
For sure! I mean he barely made it over 1, but then manages to jump 3 after only a day or two. I mean if he can keep up that growth there's no telling how many he could jump!
homeless what
Screw you guys I'm going home
He easily could have cleared 70, maybe 80. 90 homeless people
He is fat and out of shape. It is impressive . If he actually trained. Easily become a Daredevil
*"DUDE HE SMELLS LIKE KENNY'S HOUSE"*
He dont make it . Jimmy!
😊
@Eric Cartman everyone in town has herpes. Member the episode where they pay the prostitute to give hers to everyone?
I member...
Kenny: >:(
@@tyrionlannister9273 Ohh...I member!
It makes no sense to me why Kyle would think jumping over homeless people would solve their problems
It makes as much sense as running a marathon to fight cancer. 😂
THAT WASN’T HIS IDEA!!!!!
@milkchxrru r/woooosh
@ItsMilkyTime! nonono,investedGman is second account made by Kyle telling this plan is not his plan in second-person. (HIS plan)
Either way, it's definitely Kyle ideas
investedGman,sorry. This is only a stupid joke I am making...
Kyle be having some horrible ideas
There really isn't a better storyline out there, even in the South Park universe, than Kyle's unyielding need to see Cartman jump homeless people.
I can see that. It's all part of a deep and continuous story about how much Kyle actually likes Cartman's ideas but refuses to admit because he's Cartman. Jumping over homeless, shoving food up your ass to make you crap out your mouth, list goes on.
Bruh 😒
The best part is Stan saying "honestly i don't know what you see in this Kyle" after joyfully saying "wow, that was a great idea Kyle!" in the beginning!
It was a sweet idea at first, but kyle's obsession kinda ruined the fun for everyone. He kept pestering them on how many homeless cartman could or could not jump, instead of helping through the crysis
I can't believe Kyle actually paid homeless people just so they'd hang around town and Cartman could jump them.... this obsession of his is unhealthy.
When you've got an idea as good as Kyle's you've got to see it through! Kyle was so passionate about Eric jumping the homeless that he wouldn't stop getting more homeless for Eric to jump.
What will he do next? Disrupt the economy to get more people Cartman can jump over?! Who knows how far he’ll go
Lies again? Street Beggar
@@NazriB ?
I got 3 words:
San Fran Cisco.
Lol
The episode ending when he jumps over three homeless was the best lol
Easily could have cleared another 30 or 40
He's getting better
“ Honestly I don’t know what you see in this Kyle”
“YESSSSSSSS!!!! THATS 3 HOMELESS!!!!!”
Califor niaw niaw!!
*YAYYYYSSSS THATS THREE HOMELESS!!!*
suck on that!
I love how you spelled it
Fuck Yeah!!!!
We will watch his career with great intrest.
I'm with Kyle on this one. While I don't see jumping the homeless as a solution to the problem immediately to hand, sometimes you need to look beyond the here and now, at the bigger picture. In that moment as Cartman takes flight, soaring over the homeless like a majestic golden eagle it becomes a stunning homage to and a biting satire of The American Dream in modern society. An entire story told in a single beautiful moment, it could bring a man to tears.
i love how great the writing is in this comment
What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone watching this video is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Cartman is giving purpose to the homeless' lives! HLM!!!
Kyle had a great idea on this one! Kudos Kyle!
Dude at the ATL airport they offer homeless jobs starting at $15 an hour. They don't want them. It's preferable to do nothing, collect welfare fraud and handouts, and get drunk and high all day.
@@davividal And Kyle is so passionate about it that he was willing to pay that homeless guy 20 bucks to get jumped over AND invite more homeless people to get jumped over, thus motivating and truly inspiring Cartman to believe in himself and his ability to jump more and more until their are no more homeless left to jump!
I always thought Kyle was the smartest character until his fixation with homeless jumping was revealed. There's just no point to it
lmao
@DarthAnonymous bruh
Yeah there is a point, It’s awesome.
Kyle is ALWAYS going on about reasons to jump over homeless people. He used to be my favorite character, but now I just can't get on his side
what do you mean jumping the homeless is pretty smart
I’m surprised Cartman didn’t make a joke about how a Jewish kid gave a homeless person $20.
Why I’ll be darned...! That is a serious plot hole
Can someone explain this to me
eridan ampora Cartman tends to insult kyle for him being jewish and uses stereotypes to berate him.... In this case, he would have used the “jews are stingy” stereotype and since kyle gave money, it became ironic that he did not point it out
He was too pissed off to think about it
@@nathanieljefferies5491 also cartman is shown to be greedier than kyle which is ironic
It is so ironic that Eric Cartman turned homeless himself.
LMAO YEAH
Someone will have to jump over him to maintain the balance
I think it is some sort of curse that who jump over homeless will become themself
Jumping over a homeless is kyle's idea to make cartman suffer in the future
@@theequalizer694 and then that person also becomes homeless
@@cannedbeans29 It wasnt his idea, did you see the chapter?
But i agree, that should be some kind of curse
2:34 Kyle is so ready to deck Stan in the face 😂😂
When I read the title I thought Cartman was beating the homeless not literally jumping them
You're black aren't you?
@@CraShFTW literally everyone uses the expression "jump" that way
@@TheStraightGod no actually not
@@mrvomit8617 ok if you say so, I've personally never met anyone in real life or on the internet that didn't know what that means.
@@TheStraightGod who said I didn't know what that means
Stan is more like Randy in this episode than I've ever seen him.
How?
@@Seanyboy-fm3ee He keeps thinking it was Kyle's idea to jump the homeless
@@InvestedGman fair point, but Kyle started millenials against Canada because he acted selfish and thought because he didn't like it it should be banned to the point where things got out of control and Canada got bombed because of him and afterwards he tried to make an excuse to Ike rather than owning up to it, in that episode he really became like Sheila.
You haven’t seen the episode where Stan has Aspergers and gets drunk then
@@theramo0 *assburguers
I just love how excited Eric jumping the homeless made the other kids. They’re so impressed with his athleticism.
Stans more entertained by the first jump than he is with the actually impressive jump over 3 homeless
I’m sure he would have enjoyed it before but Kyle kinda ruined it for him with his obsession.
Diminishing returns
he already saw him jump 30 why would he be impressed by 3
I thought when the title says “Cartman jumps the homeless” I thought it meant he robbed a homeless man
same lmao
Apparently Cartman with his "big bones" is even more dangerous to the Homeless when he jumps over them, rather than just robbing them 😂
Me too
Same
Wtf would a homeless person have to rob
Kyle is a bad influence, he's going to get someone hurt.
especially the homeless
Your name lol
I Agree The Jewish Boy Is An Attitude He's The One Should Be Grounded By Geroid & Shelia Broflowski!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤
Bruh. 🙄
Then we come to find out Cartman ends up homeless himself in the new timeline
Yep
Course he did. He got too close, got too confident. He touched them multiple times. We thought if you gave money to the homeless, you would eventually end up homeless. But that was incorrect, what actually happens if you touch the homeless, you end up homeless. When he jumped over the homeless and touch them, he ended up catching it. Of course, with homelessness comes stupidity. Now cartman is stupid and homeless, but due to the pandemic, NASCAR's canceled. It's the ultimate tragedy for him
That's wrong actually he becomes a famous Nascar driver
@@devinnall2284 And that didn't last long so that career went down the void along with his Jewish family.
Usually Cartman comes up with the schemes but Kyle really out did himself in this one
I really enjoyed that part, when Kyle came with the idea about jumping over the homeless people
But that became anoying when he became addict to it and could only think about jumping over Homeless
THAT WASN’T HIS IDEA!!!!!
@@InvestedGman ... That's the joke.
InvestedGman but it was
Normally I hate Kyle but even I have to admit that was a great idea from him
Step 1: Get Cartman to jump over homeless
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Old meme
@@mofotoeslowjoe its funnier then saying "oLd MeMe"
- Kyle probably
Love the THPS2 jumping bums reference😆
Step 2: Blame Kyle
Cartman Jumps the Homeless - April 18, 2007.
Cartman Joins the Homeless - December 16, 2021.
I'm sure this was back in 2008 & 2009 that he jumps the Homeless
@@marvinrodriguez7971 This was in Season 11 not 12 or 13.
Hahahahaha
I don't get why Kyle is obsessed with jumping over homeless people.
*"I won't risk it, I can jump two homeless people, maybe 3... But asking me to jump this many is asking me to risk my life Kyle!!!"*
Also Cartman: *"I easily could've cleared another 30 or 40"* 😂
Yelp
10-4 good buddy remember keep on trucking and keep the rubber side truck driver
"You barely made it over ONE, fatass!"
Too much bold
kyle got some good ideas
Kyle is complaining about nothing
LOL :D
for once he has a decent idea
Even then his ideas rely on Cartman to execute
Present cartman jumping over future cartman
“You barely made it over one fat ass.” 💀😂 the back wheels hitting dude in the ribs
Best quote ever: "He smells like Kenny's house!"
I love how later on in the episode Kenny punches Cartman and says "Dude, shut the fuck up about my house!"
And you ruined it
👀 Hey unrelated question but are a transgirl vs. the world?
I said that the same thing when I walked into my sons room......
Where is everyone getting that character template??
Funny how stan at first liked kyle's idea about eric jumping the homeless people then tells him at the end he doesn't get what kyle sees in this.
Yeah the fact Kyle kept bringing it up when they were actually trying to solve the problem probably made it annoying
@DarthAnonymous it's a joke that's the point.
@DarthAnonymous Whaf's wrong with Kyle? He's very insistent on Cartman jumping over homeless people.
One of my favorite SP jokes is Kyle blatantly saying jumping the homeless isn’t his idea but Stan keeps thinking it’s Kyle’s idea. No matter how many times he’s corrected
Kyle: “I have an idea”
Stan: “no no no, we’re not having Cartman jump any more homeless people” 😂😂
Kyle: That isn’t my idea. 🤬
@@DgardsGaming"Yes, it is."
I love episodes with running jokes like this one.
Probably one of the best ideas Kyle has come up with. He only gave a homeless a 20 because he wanted to see Cartman jump them. Good job Kyle.
If only Cartmen knew he would end up homeless in the future
He probably wouldn't believe it much like he didn't believe in his other future self back in Season 6.
Lmfao I DIED Stan acted like Kyle had a LEGIT PROBLEM "we're here to find out how to get rid of the homeless people.... Not the number of homeless people Cartman can jump!" Hahahahah
I like how Kyle is the only one who actually cares for the homeless while his friends are basically against him
Yet kyle was part of the problem, as usual. Tsk tsk
@@ryman1933 actually in the episode it revealed that the Homeless went to South park because they heard it was a better place the city they went to actually lead them to South park
Yes because jumping over the homeless isn’t gonna help
Kyle's the voice of reason
I think that’s the joke
"Eric Cartman? They said you easily could of cleared fifty homeless with that jump" lol
He could easily have cleared 50
@@RoyalLXXVIII 30 was hard enough
@@idk_iforget with 30. He could become a professional homeless jumper.
30 was hard enough..
@@MrPek-fe9fp Oh God! It wasn't thirty, it was one! He jumped over one homeless person with his stupid skateboard, and he barely made it over that guy!
Plot twist Post COVID - Cartman is homeless🤣 this basically karma
“30 was hard enough” 💀🤣
Kyle: * breathes- *
Stan: KYLE KNOCK IT OFF
lmaoooo this episode was the best😂😂
2:27
Kyle: *breathes*
Stan: *GOD DAMN IT KYLE! CARTMAN JUMPING OVER THE HOMELESS ISNT GONNA DO ANYTHING*
@@justsomekidwithinternetacc3045 Kyle: Thats not my idea.
This is where stan starts to become like randy.
I know it a joke but i think like is sister and mom he hate is dad
You know what they say, Like father like son.
I am not becoming my Dad!!! Hes a useless peice of shit!!
@@nakedmario9359 where you from bro
@@nakedmario9359 what
Who's hear after watching the South Park Return of COVID special?
Me
Me
Anyone know where to watch it?
@@kato856 series9
And now future generations will be jumping cartman.
Kyle is so humble. He won’t even take credit for such a great idea. Humble kid.
They need more episodes like this
clyde: he won't make it
me: lol totally me when I was their age..pessimistic and honest
ayy 69 likes
Yeah I agree
I think it's wasted opportunity that nobody tried to jump over Cartman in South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid.
They're too old for that shit. If Kyle tried to jump Cartman, he'd probably injure himself by that attempt even though he really wants to see that happen.
@@dnmstarsi there kids can.
Then Cartman becomes homeless 😂
Not originally
The 27 dislikes are from Kyle pretending Cartman didn’t jump 30 homeless when he could of easily did 40
30 was hard enough
I mean, he is a professional homeless jumper...
scratch that, 60
why are you and Kyle are so obsessed with Cartman jumping homeless people
@@TheIvasyl He could have easily jumped another 40
"I jump the homeless for a living." one of the best lines ever.
Except that wasn't the line r tard
'Professionally'
this episode aged so well
From beating them up to becoming one
Challenges in Tony hawk pro skater/underground be like.
Lol that was an actual mission in thps4
Ollie the magic bum
Started in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.....I'm fairly sure that was the inspiration for this
Stan’s reaction reflected Randy’s personality in this episode 😂
this aged well
“Kyle, what were you thinking?” … “Yeah, I can’t possibly jump this many homeless people!” 🤣🤣🤣
Interesting how Kenny goes along with Cartman's moronic ideas even though he is himself poor.
Kyle’s idea
Tony Castle he might be poor, but he isn’t homeless
XD "honestly I don't know what you see in this, Kyle"
I love how pissed Kyle starts getting at Stan
Yeah, it’s so ridiculous. His obsession with Cartman jumping the homeless is unhealthy and Stan is well within his rights to call him out on it
They said you could have easily cleared 50 homeless with that jump 😆🤣😂.
the deadpan "I easily could of jumped another 30 or 40" had me in tearsssssss 😂
😂
😂
Kyle's pissed off reaction gets me every time xDD
he had a great idea tho
Really just wish they gave us more backstory on why Kyle was so obsessed with jumping the homeless. Just seemed really out of place for this character.
Karma.
Now he is the homeless.
I like how Stan is always making Kyle feel stupid 😂😂😂
"I have an idea."
"No, no, no. We're not having Cartman jump anymore homeless people."
"THAT ISN'T MY IDEA!"
*cuts to Cartman jumping 3 homeless people*
Cartman predicted his fate
0:09 I like how Kenny is subtly mad
Kyle’s face at 2:32 kills me, like I haven’t stopped laughing
He was straight up getting ready to throw down with Stan.
The way Cartman excitedly jumps around after jumping 3 homeless people gets me everytime 😂😂
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Eric Cartman - the kid who jumped 100 homeless
"I fear a man who practiced more than 1000 times" - Jacki Chan
That’s not a Jackie Chan quote. It’s a ripped-off & incorrect Bruce Lee quote 👍
@@joejitsu034 "Luke, You're a Wizard."
-Patrick Stewart
milkdudder Haha wtf 🤷♂️
joejitsu034 oops
"I jump the homeless professionally"
and then he become ONE lmao
Kenny's exclamation of excitement is why I'm here 0:56
this looks like a fun hobby actually
So... Cartman is jumping over his future... Ironic.
He could save the future but not himself
@@cooljackster7390 That's sad AF.
@@cooljackster7390 Is it possible to learn this power?
@@karlshorstzwei Not From Kyle
The genius of the writing these episodes
I love at 1:55 when Kyle finally had enough 😂
This is awesome. All hail Cartman the Daredevil!
Kick buttowski
I understand Kyle's idea. You might not be able to provide homes and living facilities to the homeless. But cartman jumping over the homeless shows the potential of humanity. It shows us how capable humanity is in facing our problems and how bright our future is. If rather than solving our problems, if we can jump over them with a skateboard, we would all go towards a new dawn of hope and optimism.
I love how impressed Bebe was with the jump at 0:54
Aside from dragging off the corpses of his father and his wife, this is the most athletic feat I've ever seen Cartman actually succeed in!
Also the season 6 episode where they try to get from house to house to see a Terrence and Phillip movie trailer. He was running as fast as his little feet could take him.
@@marcuslyons7706
Yes he was, but the weight of two adult dead bodies...
ngl, I thought him jumping them meant cartman would attack them...
Did you say no good luck because I do no know what ngl means
NoName 1234 it means “not gonna lie”
Honestly, I feel bad for Kyle in this episode.
I mean, having Cartman jumping over homeless people has potential, but everyone just dismiss him.
I know right
The best part of this skit is Stan being oblivious to Kyle's disdain for Cartmam jumping the homeless
1:40
i jump the homeless people professionally
I absolutely love that we can see the most replayed moments of the video so now I know I’m not the only one obsessed with that last clip
as jontron once said "well that one didnt age well"
No. This aged like a fine wine
Can we just take a moment to notice that Cartman, the most hated kid in South Park, actually impressed all the girls with that jump at 0:50 ?
Cartman could of easily cleared 20 if he wanted to.
He needs a proper ramp. Hi Fat A** can generate enough force if he had a good slope to build up speed.
🤦🏾
I can't believe Kial even thought Cartman jumping over 30 homeless was going to solve anything.
Cartman jumps himself?
Kyle would be great at giving people ideas for the future.