Jake and Amir: Feminist

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • Equality is a pain in the ass.
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  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 3 роки тому +640

    "I wish one thing led to another because what happened next was all at once." What a hilariously beautiful line

  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 9 років тому +2575

    Amir is so good at telling stories. Too bad they're all sad, disturbing, and/or illegal.

    • @peoplearejolly9361
      @peoplearejolly9361 8 років тому +5

      +Sam S what would you expect he's amir

    • @abemrofchak
      @abemrofchak 8 років тому +41

      +Sam S And just a little bit coy.

    • @dusk565
      @dusk565 8 років тому +19

      Maybe because his dad frickin' moved.

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 8 років тому +22

      +dusk565 Yeah, an evil man with tiny, spindly little legs

    • @ArmedPlaysMC
      @ArmedPlaysMC 8 років тому +5

      +Sam S Or las vegas

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 8 років тому +1890

    it's like listening to One long string of Cards Against Humanity answers.

    • @idiot4501
      @idiot4501 6 років тому +35

      Wow this is the most accurate thing I've read

    • @nightworld4658
      @nightworld4658 6 років тому +3

      Mark Kittel it's like mini ladds Cards Against Humanity videos when Jiggly says wierd shit

    • @gingerboi8773
      @gingerboi8773 6 років тому +2

      Thats how they wright the scripts.

    • @rensbrand5176
      @rensbrand5176 5 років тому +6

      Never understood how people could like that game

    • @xHaloxReviewerx117x
      @xHaloxReviewerx117x 4 роки тому +4

      @@rensbrand5176 it's fun especially after a few drinks

  • @Logan-td8yk
    @Logan-td8yk 3 роки тому +162

    Tightest writing ever. They don’t go more than a few seconds without a joke

  • @aeater2501
    @aeater2501 5 років тому +365

    references in this video:
    - here comes the bride
    - sally field's oscar speech (you like me)
    - taco bell (think outside the bun)
    - brady bunch (hair of gold)
    - fear and loathing in las vegas
    - pocahontas (blue corn moon)
    - ace ventura (alrighty then)

    • @henrygoodyear2029
      @henrygoodyear2029 4 роки тому +8

      I went to the same rehab sally fields went to. In Toronto. Bigger celebs went there but she was my goal. To be a flying nun. (Clean and sober)

    • @shelby6745
      @shelby6745 4 роки тому +22

      You forgot the scissor sisters reference

    • @XTendoKlaws
      @XTendoKlaws 4 роки тому +39

      And jeapordy of course

    • @hotstuffwatcher
      @hotstuffwatcher 3 роки тому +4

      @@XTendoKlaws rip alex

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 3 роки тому +11

      "Paul's cousin texted me something funny"
      Is a reference to the worldcup episode

  • @amant.e
    @amant.e 9 років тому +825

    I love how done Jake actually is

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 8 років тому +444

    All of them had hair of gold, *like their mother, the youngest one threw* SQUIRRELS. One landed in my mouth like a furry ball gag.

  • @audreyobrien998
    @audreyobrien998 3 роки тому +93

    "if i don't decide to go stag to my own wedding" is a hilarious line you'd hear in a 2020 incel thread, Amir predicts the future yet again

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 роки тому +2

      What does that even mean though

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 Рік тому

      @@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 going stag is when you go to a party by yourself. He saying he’s going to be alone

    • @a.s.219
      @a.s.219 Рік тому +5

      @@thegreatgamelord8640: how is that an "incel" thing, though? i swear, the word doesn't even hold any meaning anymore. people just see the buzzword and automatically like to feel better about themselves
      like, what's the connection. it's like OP has been wanting to use the word for months and finally found a place to shoe-horn it in

    • @brettwilson2589
      @brettwilson2589 2 місяці тому +2

      He is a philosopher and a god, upvote him to karma heaven baby

  • @carlislewalker2699
    @carlislewalker2699 9 років тому +87

    you can always tell when jake just can't get through a scene when he covers his face. it's so cute.

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher Рік тому +2

      Or when he’s trying to wince to hide his grin

  • @Wiizl
    @Wiizl 8 років тому +249

    Holy fuck, Amir really deserves an Oscar.

    • @michaelcrozier8322
      @michaelcrozier8322 7 років тому

      Wiizl Playing a "straight man" character is much harder than playing crazy

    • @michaelcrozier8322
      @michaelcrozier8322 7 років тому +5

      Wiizl That said, Amir being the rational one in certain episodes is probably the best acting in the series

  • @tirthpatel1562
    @tirthpatel1562 8 років тому +792

    i miss jake and amir

  • @cyn_na_mini
    @cyn_na_mini 7 років тому +84

    I wanna see the outtakes, we all know Jake was laughing his ass off when not on camera

  • @jonathanmartin4667
    @jonathanmartin4667 7 років тому +29

    He has to do the entire jeapordy song just to make this story more painful and awkward genius

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Рік тому +24

    This is the ultimate story-time episode everything just flows so perfectly.

  • @maxmustermann7652
    @maxmustermann7652 9 років тому +360

    That last joke was actually kinda funny...

    • @ThrillaWhale
      @ThrillaWhale 9 років тому +70

      Max Mustermann You sure you weren't mistaking it for Paul's cousin's funny text?

    • @2cita05
      @2cita05 9 років тому

      +Thrilla Whale hahaha!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +1

      Max Mustermann or racist depending on the race of the baby...

    • @scalwi
      @scalwi 4 роки тому

      it is an old joke...I know it from Flip Wilson, but it could be older than that: ua-cam.com/video/k_9XOEOSWBY/v-deo.html

  • @Chaos.A
    @Chaos.A 4 роки тому +92

    I'm seeing a lot of comments about angry feminists but I'm not seeing a lot of angry feminists

    • @marvelgirlxvii
      @marvelgirlxvii 3 роки тому +11

      It’s amazing how common that is. People complaining about angry feminists when they are no where to be seen.

    • @bbseal6174
      @bbseal6174 3 роки тому +5

      i see this comment but not a lot of comments about angry feminists or angry feminists

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 7 років тому +36

    I freaking love watching Jerk and Abish.

  • @kiera6646
    @kiera6646 10 років тому +17

    Feminism is, by definition, the belief that women and men should be treated equally. EVERYONE should be a feminist.

    • @shad0wzilla383
      @shad0wzilla383 10 років тому +2

      No feminism is women trying to get more rights than men, I believe that everyone should be treated equally.

    • @evawilson2841
      @evawilson2841 10 років тому +7

      Godzilla King You do not know the definition of feminism sorry

    • @evawilson2841
      @evawilson2841 10 років тому +4

      ***** Doesnt sound like you know many nice feminists then. Feminists focus on equal rights AND responsibilities for women AND men.

    • @fredrikingren-ahlman1191
      @fredrikingren-ahlman1191 10 років тому +5

      I hate the argument that feminism is equality because it's defined as that. North Korea is defined as a democracy based on its name. Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. Does that make it so? No. Feminism has some of the most batshit insane people who ever lived associated to their group and were allowed to freely spread their ignorance. Mary Daly is one example. She was a professor of Women's Studies at Boston College for over 30 years and held the belief that men were inherently less intelligent than women and should be wiped off the face of the planet. Women who actually helped out other women has since long left the cult and actively speak up against it, like Erin Pizzey who established the first battered women's shelter. When she dared to suggest that men suffer in domestic disputes as well, she and her family received death threats from feminists and was forced to flee England to survive. Before she was able to escape, her dog was hung with a rope and gutted just outside of her door with a message in the dog's blood that read: "Traitor".

    • @dannymhjretr
      @dannymhjretr 10 років тому

      Eva Wilson Sure they do, keep telling your self that.

  • @dickburns4126
    @dickburns4126 8 років тому +27

    I gotta say. This is the best written episode. Love Jake and a Bear.

  • @twentysixand6228
    @twentysixand6228 7 років тому +24

    "I will take things you don't want your parents to see after leaving a restaurant for there 42nd anniversary" .. Interesting. In a earlier video - Jake and Amir: Day After Thanksgiving - Amir reveals his father is 42 years of age. I will take that his father is only 11 years older; I will not however believe that there parents were married at birth... im bored

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost 10 років тому +153

    i stand by the fact feminism is equality, but here is the problem, ladies. you have to stop telling this to guys, and start telling it to girls.
    because really the group responsible for making guys go against feminism are the extremist women saying all kinds of sexist shit then claim it to be in the name of feminism. start with them, educate your girls. because it doesn't matter how many times you *tell* a guy about all that equality jazz when there are self-proclaimed feminists out there *proving* they want more than equality.

    • @abishaakmal7455
      @abishaakmal7455 10 років тому +6

      agreed to that. i studied feminism and what extremist do is forcing sex equality, not gender equality. this drives society to think that modern feminism is shit.

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 10 років тому

      Morozov Akmal explain to me the difference between gender equality and sex equality

    • @abishaakmal7455
      @abishaakmal7455 10 років тому +1

      Sex equality is when male and female presume as the same sex. While the gender equality doesn't. There are still specified gender role that differenciates us, eg the majority of construction worker is male bec of the physical task, or the pre school teacher mostly female bec women tends to be more caring. Or the simplest example women nurturing her offspring while her man works to provide his family. Its mostly because theres a role for both gender. if not why do we exist as male and female.

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 10 років тому

      oh fuck that's a lot to read at this time of night

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 10 років тому

      btw if women want to start getting paid as much as men get paid they should go steril. If a woman only wants to persue her career and is not contempt with how business treats women they should just go sterile. In this case NONE of what the business company has to say regarding her maternity risks could stand

  • @heefsies
    @heefsies 4 роки тому +15

    this one very nearly went a full three minutes before jake got in a single word. impressive.

  • @cagriffin101
    @cagriffin101 10 років тому +285

    I support feminism, however I feel that a lot of people misconstrue what it really means. There are a lot of women that take feminism to mean that they want to lower men rather than bring up women. I've met "feminists" who truly believe that all men are inherently evil and think that women should be under them. Not the case at all. You can't fight for equality and inequality at the same time. Womens rights and such is a human issue, not a woman issue. When you make it all about women what incentive do some men have to help you fight for equality? None. To fight for equality you need the support of men, and you can't do that when you are alienating them.

    • @pripensi264
      @pripensi264 10 років тому +53

      If your a feminist and are for equal rights, please don't call yourself a feminist- say you're for equality or an egalitarian or something.

    • @BlueflameStudios09
      @BlueflameStudios09 10 років тому +8

      These people aren't feminists, and if they are, they're really bad ones. Very few feminists, or just human beings with any kind of rationality for that matter, want someone to be beneath them. I'm a feminist myself and HIGHLY DOUBT there are as many people who feel so pro-matriarchal as you say they are. If so, they are what we call nutjobs, and are not feminists.

    • @alenaftw
      @alenaftw 10 років тому +3

      clewis Intimidated by a word just because it has 'fem' at the beginning? pathetic.

    • @maxdamagusbroski
      @maxdamagusbroski 10 років тому +14

      Pretty much everyone supports the "dictionary definition" of feminism. However that is not the feminism informing government policy, cultural propaganda and perversion of the education system to favour girls. Boy performing better than girls? "Fix it!" Girls performing better than boys? "Equality!". Look up Karen Straughn's message to "Nice Feminists" on UA-cam. It explains a lot.

    • @watchonjar
      @watchonjar 10 років тому +4

      we can play the definition game and the not all feminist game all we want but as a collective looking at the fact that all opportunities that feminism has had to help male victims(on the issues they advocate for) they have either been neglected or harmed by feminist advocacy and so feminism is about female privileged nothing more egalitarianism is about equality for all

  • @Vyris2D
    @Vyris2D 10 років тому +213

    My husband still hold doors for me because he wants to and I still cook him dinner every night because I want to. He lifts heavy objects and opens jars because that's what he's better at and I memorize appointments and do our administration because that's what I'm better at. We have physical and mental differences that are partially due to gender and we're comfortable with that. It just works for us because we are filling each other's flaws perfectly. We're equal in a sense that neither of us thinks of or treats the other like the lesser gender. We're just in perfect understanding with our differences while still having mutual respect.
    Ofcourse I'm not saying everyone is or should be like that. Everyone is different in their own ways, not just gender. Everyone has their own harmony. I'm just saying that even the traditional way can be an equal one :)

    • @moduspwnenz
      @moduspwnenz 6 років тому +12

      No feminist ever said that thats wrong, dipshit. What i can tell you is that you and your husband are probably also equal in how idiotic you morons are. Maybe stfu and look shit up before spewing stupid shit lmao

    • @TheMrComentarista
      @TheMrComentarista 6 років тому +8

      Modus Pwnens what is your problem?

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +8

      Modus Pwnens who hurt you poor baby ?

    • @joshsquash9917
      @joshsquash9917 6 років тому +7

      MissVyris thissssssss isssssss...a jake and Amir video. Meant to be comedic and not in any way serious. I hope this comment was meant for another video. Maybe. But yea otherwise I agree with everything you said, we’re the same way.

    • @Crimson_Thief007
      @Crimson_Thief007 6 років тому +1

      Modus Pwnens Triggered much?

  • @bighoodie4315
    @bighoodie4315 2 роки тому +7

    Best start to a jake and amir ever, beautiful cold open, from the flowers to the DWEEB. masterpiece.

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher Рік тому +2

      The way he says “dweeb” absolutely winds me

  • @fsociety6983
    @fsociety6983 8 років тому +87

    It's kind of depressing how many people think this is an actual commentary on modern day feminism (for better or worse)

  • @sectorcodec
    @sectorcodec 10 років тому +18

    First funny jake and amir in a while, congrats on seeing them go back to their crazy story roots.

    • @Silhouette93
      @Silhouette93 10 років тому +3

      "go back to their crazy story roots". You don't watch them at all do you?

    • @sectorcodec
      @sectorcodec 10 років тому +1

      Silhouette93 Yes, I do. Ever seen Beeper? Or that one with the back of the head I'm forgetting about?

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 10 років тому

      This is the only comment worth reading. And it's true.

    • @thekiltedcelt1484
      @thekiltedcelt1484 10 років тому +1

      YayItsScarlett
      Don't you just hate when someone chucks a cast-iron skillet at the back of your frickin' face so hard you forget the name of an episode?

    • @sectorcodec
      @sectorcodec 10 років тому

      The Kilted Celt That's exactly what happened while I was in the Big Crapple with my Dad. Yeah, he freakin moved there.

  • @robertfalk3767
    @robertfalk3767 3 роки тому +7

    This was like 5% Jake, 95% Amir.

  • @Sener
    @Sener 2 роки тому +4

    Easily the greatest beginning of a jake and amir episode.

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 8 років тому +9

    They say it's humor, but I'm sure that there's some extreme feminists who'd do this exact thing.

  • @buenosnochesbonita
    @buenosnochesbonita 10 років тому +62

    Lol did anyone actually watch the video? It's not really about feminism

  • @WonderlandCrafting07
    @WonderlandCrafting07 5 років тому +6

    I think I can still recite this episode word for word 4 years later

    • @MTyler8787
      @MTyler8787 Рік тому

      Comment is 4 years old… so 8 years since this came our.. still got it 8 years out?

  • @TomHPMc
    @TomHPMc 9 років тому +110

    Don't read the comments. For the love of all that is great in the world, don't read the comments.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 6 років тому +8

      Tom McRoberts Yeah Tom god forbid you stumble across an opinion different from your own.

    • @AnthonyLopez-kq7yk
      @AnthonyLopez-kq7yk 5 років тому +3

      @@gulmaraz5931 Yeah just like how I don't want somebody telling me a blue cup is purple

  • @schmurble2254
    @schmurble2254 10 років тому +35

    Feminism: Yes. I support it fully.
    Radical Feminism (also known as Feminazis on the internet): Fuck no. That goes against everything that feminism stands for. Like. If there was a weight, and it was equal, as soon as you apply Radical Feminism, it becomes so unbalanced it's insane.

    • @alex29443
      @alex29443 9 років тому +1

      there are no well-informed liberal feminists that I'm aware of. The extent of the mis-information of things like the fictitious wage gap, the blunt neglect of mens issues in their hunt for 'equality' (in criminal court, the majority of violent crime, in academic achievement, in reproductive rights etc) and the straight-up sexism of things like teaching boys 'not to rape' (immediately implying that all men are rapists to the core) - these things are pretty common to the entire movement...
      if you want equality, you definitely shouldn't call yourself a feminist.

    • @Grokford
      @Grokford 9 років тому

      You have the sexist feminists and then you have the feminists who are either ignorant of or unwilling to acknowledge afore mentioned feminists.Neither of these groups are able to affect positive change.

  • @PURPLYELLOWPINK
    @PURPLYELLOWPINK 2 роки тому +6

    I hope someone has used this as a monologue once in their life

    • @Sweet_Dee
      @Sweet_Dee Рік тому +1

      I have a few Amir monologues memorized. Im just waiting for my opportunity to do this lol

    • @brettwilson2589
      @brettwilson2589 7 місяців тому

      If you can record yourself doing a shot for shot Amir monologue I’ll owe you 5 bucks, you Sasquatch

  • @blonikcool
    @blonikcool 10 років тому +19

    Two years ago, I subbed to CH by mistake. And until now, I haven't decided if I should unsub or just remain subbed :P
    Sometimes they post amusing stuff. Sometimes it's boring stuff.

    • @AceAngelTTV
      @AceAngelTTV 10 років тому +1

      Jake and Amir are basically the only thing worth watching now Streeter/Sarah/Jeff and Patrick barely are on the show/aint on it at all. I guess Emily is pretty cool though. /rant

    • @acanthusnoir
      @acanthusnoir 10 років тому

      Jaden Oldfield Streeter, Sarah, and Jeff left a while ago. Also in my opinion Emily is the worst thing to happen to CH ever.

    • @AceAngelTTV
      @AceAngelTTV 10 років тому

      Acanthus Noir I know, but Emily is pretty funny once you get to know her, listen to some podcasts with her on them, she is an okay guy.

    • @acanthusnoir
      @acanthusnoir 10 років тому

      Jaden Oldfield I still disagree. But I won't argue with ya.

    • @AceAngelTTV
      @AceAngelTTV 10 років тому

      Acanthus Noir Yeah, well every CH employee is someones most hated and someones most loved character.

  • @CoverWizrd
    @CoverWizrd 9 років тому +12

    I've watched this a bad amount of times

  • @MegaMamedSpark
    @MegaMamedSpark 4 роки тому +6

    Anyone notice paul's cousin keeps sending funny texts that makes amir think people are laughing at his jokes. (Showed up in the world cup episode)

  • @matheuscecilio9977
    @matheuscecilio9977 2 місяці тому +2

    "out of fear, loathing or Las Vegas" has to be one their best lines!

  • @thdremily
    @thdremily 8 років тому +127

    Back when college humor was on top of the internet

  • @missbexiee
    @missbexiee 10 років тому +47

    Scroll back up... the comments are all offensive and stupid (yes, it is *exactly* what you think it will be).
    Let the children make their comments, but please - just scroll back up... not worth it.

    • @finzer2
      @finzer2 10 років тому +1

      What is your profile pic from? :)

    • @missbexiee
      @missbexiee 10 років тому +1

      Finlay Craig Hetalia. :D It's Germany getting ready to cook. x3

    • @TheSwayzeTrain
      @TheSwayzeTrain 10 років тому +5

      The comments are always offensive and stupid, its business as usual!

    • @JRMCNEA
      @JRMCNEA 10 років тому +1

      James Murphy
      Isn't that what we come here for anyway?

    • @TheSwayzeTrain
      @TheSwayzeTrain 10 років тому +2

      JRMCNEA I came here because I was told that there would be a "free hat".

  • @TehTrollinStone
    @TehTrollinStone 9 років тому +132

    *sees title of video*
    Hoo boy.
    *sees dislike bar is larger than most other J&A's*
    Hooooo boy.
    *scrolls into comment section*
    Hooooooooooo boy, oh boy.

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 8 років тому +2

      +TehTrollinStone lol.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому

      It's since balanced out just for fyi

  • @ttdmax5711
    @ttdmax5711 5 років тому +31

    Out of fear, loathing, or Las Vegas!

    • @thatoneparty6237
      @thatoneparty6237 5 років тому +1

      ttd max I shit u not
      I was watching it while reading the comments and your comment came up at the same time Amir said the line
      I’m freaking out

    • @cool9first
      @cool9first 4 роки тому

      Good music

  • @gusgarrison9211
    @gusgarrison9211 3 роки тому +2

    Okay but we gotta admit that the bus joke was funny. A broken clock is right twice a day

  • @MotionEpixProduction
    @MotionEpixProduction 7 років тому +1

    My senior quote will be from this monologue. I haven't decided which portion yet, but I'm adamant about it.

  • @mihirp9546
    @mihirp9546 8 років тому +21

    that was actually a pretty good joke lol

  • @DoingItLiveYOLO420
    @DoingItLiveYOLO420 2 роки тому +3

    when Amir said squirrels I almost choked

  • @weoutchea3982
    @weoutchea3982 7 місяців тому +3

    “Amir Hurwitz” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessaiee
    @jessaiee 7 років тому +1

    Idk why but each time i watch this skit, the way amir says the last "DWEEB" cracks me up

  • @AmazingGriffin
    @AmazingGriffin 9 років тому +2

    Is nobody going to mention how this is probably the best Jake and Amir video out there?

  • @floofygod
    @floofygod 4 роки тому +7

    I've seen some of these episodes more times than a naked woman.

    • @TBakerXD
      @TBakerXD 4 роки тому +4

      Same, and this is my first time watching these guys

  • @Known2B
    @Known2B 9 років тому +4

    I love how his parents got married and had Amir at the age of 11

  • @SirGamerPerson
    @SirGamerPerson 10 років тому +18

    Wow. That wasn't funny. This isn't Jake and Amir, this is Amir telling a bizarre, unfunny story that probably started out as a joke someone said at the office.

    • @azmial-ghussain6863
      @azmial-ghussain6863 10 років тому +7

      Isn't probably every video made by College Humor... a joke... Made in their office...? Where did you think they came from?

    • @SirGamerPerson
      @SirGamerPerson 10 років тому

      Azmi Al-Ghussain I mean that normally a joke will inspire a video or help them come up with an idea. This sounds like someone just said something funny, then they copied it down and had Amir say it in front of the camera.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 10 років тому +5

      Is this your first Jake and Amir? A lot of them are Amir telling a weird story

    • @SirGamerPerson
      @SirGamerPerson 10 років тому

      R3fug33 I've watched a lot of them, but normally it's about Jake and Amir. This was pretty much just Amir telling a story.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 10 років тому +4

      SirGamerPerson A lot of them are Amir recalling events with Jake interjecting now and then.

  • @firehawk5628
    @firehawk5628 10 років тому +2

    I think this is the funniest Jake and Amir I've ever seen. New favorite!! Great work CH!!

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 4 роки тому +9

    Man! I feel like Jake and Amir was so under-appreciated. They deserve more recognition than they got and are currently getting. I mean their new show on Head Gum is absolutely hilarious, yet they only have less than 50k subs.

  • @matthillfromcollege4109
    @matthillfromcollege4109 5 років тому +2

    This might be one of the highest Amir talking to Jake talking ratios in any episode

  • @ViewFrom42ndStreet
    @ViewFrom42ndStreet 10 років тому +10

    Feminism: the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.
    I am a proud feminist because I believe in the equality of the sexes. When I call myself a feminist, this is the definition I prescribe to, I do not hate men. To most people in the comments, educate yourselves before you talk about something you clearly know nothing about.

    • @mikamiso
      @mikamiso 10 років тому

      i agree with you there, do you think you could reply to some of the idiots in the comments and educate them on what it actually is?
      this may help change their mind, you never know until you try :)

    • @HN2UK
      @HN2UK 10 років тому +3

      I think the point many people are making is that even by your own definition Feminism disregards any equality issues that do not effect women - "advocacy of women's rights", no mention of the other 50% of the population. Doesn't automatically make it a bad thing, but it isn't equality like humanism strives for,

    • @urbaraskpraetor3316
      @urbaraskpraetor3316 10 років тому

      I'm curious as to what you fight for nowadays then. Since women are equal to men in every way imaginable. Indeed women have advantages that are denied to men. So there really isn't anything to fight for anymore. Other than a reduction in womens rights, or should I say privileges, to make them truly equal to men.

    • @ViewFrom42ndStreet
      @ViewFrom42ndStreet 10 років тому

      HN2UK Did you actually read the definition? It says we are working for equality to MEN.

    • @ViewFrom42ndStreet
      @ViewFrom42ndStreet 10 років тому

      Urbarask Praetor Clearly you are not a woman and know nothing about our experience. There are problems on both sides but women are systematically oppressed.

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 4 роки тому +6

    “Out of fear, loathing, or Las Vegas”

  • @bigt1877
    @bigt1877 Рік тому +2

    Could have used “once they became violent I asked to speak to the man in charge”

  • @ggliki
    @ggliki 10 років тому +6

    I really don't understand why I expected logic and resonable debates and discussion when I went to read these comments. It's UA-cam.

  • @josephruben97
    @josephruben97 8 років тому +8

    This title had so much potential

  • @florpflorp8265
    @florpflorp8265 10 років тому +110

    since when did the comments section turn into the MRA reddit page...

    • @SpikedYum
      @SpikedYum 10 років тому +37

      That awkward moment when you don't have to be an MRA to be an anti-feminist.

    • @florpflorp8265
      @florpflorp8265 10 років тому +9

      maybe not but have you seen the MRA reddit page

    • @SpikedYum
      @SpikedYum 10 років тому +20

      alex polanski
      Nope. I know MRAs, though, and they typically have good points.

    • @PriscillaCollings
      @PriscillaCollings 10 років тому +22

      TragedyStrikes Better than feminists, anyway. I was banned from the feminist subreddit because of my controversial viewpoints on men not being evil.

    • @florpflorp8265
      @florpflorp8265 10 років тому +17

      oh god what have i done, I've created a monster

  • @JOEking990
    @JOEking990 10 років тому +3

    I was laughing from the very beginning! People need to keep in mind that this is a joke. A hilarious joke.

  • @brutlwarrior
    @brutlwarrior 10 років тому +1

    I think the greatest acting here was Jake not laughing through that whole thing. Hilarious!

  • @paulmag91
    @paulmag91 7 років тому +8

    This was sad. Amir tries so hard to make Jake love him. :(

  • @AndrewDinspechin
    @AndrewDinspechin 8 років тому +10

    *Here comes the dweeb,
    Here comes the* DWEEB.

  • @kozmikoblivion
    @kozmikoblivion 9 років тому +4

    Amir loves Drake's attention and Jake loves that Amir loves him and makes him feel intelligent by proxy

  • @TheBHNetwork
    @TheBHNetwork 10 років тому +13

    Hey guys! HOW BOUT WE START A GENDER WAR?

    • @shad0wzilla383
      @shad0wzilla383 10 років тому +2

      I refuse because that will prove nothing

    • @Cosmic-Turtle
      @Cosmic-Turtle 10 років тому

      I don't think it's about the two genders throwing insults at each other as if it were kindergarten all over again. There are just a lot of people (even women) calling out the problems that modern day feminism has brought. And to be honest without sounding rude, I can't really blame them.

    • @JUanHernandezism
      @JUanHernandezism 10 років тому +6

      War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

    • @RemixkingDystansy
      @RemixkingDystansy 10 років тому

      we would if we had a shanks to stop it

  • @Hip45s35
    @Hip45s35 9 років тому +2

    Only jake and amir can get away with passively talking shit about feminists with a 10:1 like/dislike ratio.

  • @MazzazzK
    @MazzazzK 10 років тому +1

    Amir has the best monologues ever. Nothing makes sense, yet everything transitions.

  • @TheLemonymelony
    @TheLemonymelony 10 років тому +13

    wow look at all the people that hate the fact that women want to be treated equally

    • @Goldberg-wz5fx
      @Goldberg-wz5fx 10 років тому +12

      No one hates the fact that women want to be treated equally you dense fuckwad. Did you even read any of the comments or did you just rush to type your simplistic applause break tier comment?

  • @pikistikman
    @pikistikman 10 років тому +51

    Clever, you didn't actually make it about feminism.
    Good move.

  • @miyajohnson8982
    @miyajohnson8982 9 років тому +107

    the comments section is like r/meninism

    • @Star-pl1xs
      @Star-pl1xs 8 років тому +3

      idc how long ago u posted this u spit truth & I needa hand u this W

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 3 роки тому +1

    "what happened next was all at once"
    How did they come up with such brilliant dialogue

  • @joaoharringtonsena7175
    @joaoharringtonsena7175 9 років тому +1

    One of the best starts to an episode ever. THE DWEEB.

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 8 років тому +13

    Their 42nd anniversary? But in "Day After Thanksgiving," Amir's dad is 42... :P

    • @mrkz69420
      @mrkz69420 8 років тому +3

      think he said 40 seconds :)

    • @edwardmolaug4447
      @edwardmolaug4447 7 років тому +3

      Μάρκος Ντονελής His dad was so embarrassed he friggin moved after 40 seconds of an anniversary

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 7 років тому

      Μάρκος Ντονελής Oh.. well in addition Amir is 31 in this episode, so...

  • @tomam1100
    @tomam1100 8 років тому +20

    They used to make fun of SJWs... now they are SJWs.

    • @dolphins1346
      @dolphins1346 8 років тому +1

      Sad but true

    • @korio4923
      @korio4923 8 років тому

      How so?

    • @tomam1100
      @tomam1100 8 років тому +1

      to collegehumor.com and see the feminazi bullshtit, I guess college is now filled with SJWs anyways so whatever

    • @korio4923
      @korio4923 8 років тому +2

      Is there, like, a specific article or video or something, just so I'm not looking forever at random stuff?

  • @jacobhall5927
    @jacobhall5927 8 років тому +74

    I promised I wouldn't read the comments. I really did.

  • @GaffsNotLaffs
    @GaffsNotLaffs Рік тому +1

    Amir’s monologues are truly fucking incredible

  • @PashutHerenstein
    @PashutHerenstein 3 роки тому +1

    The youngest one threw squirrels 🐿 is classic amir genius

  • @sereysothe.a
    @sereysothe.a 9 років тому +8

    i honestly did laugh at the joke at the end

  • @crushy44
    @crushy44 10 років тому +13

    "scrolls down to see funny comments about the video"....."scrolls back up immediately"

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 роки тому

      @@SearchForHim maybe because asterisks make it bold?

  • @RyCASTLE
    @RyCASTLE 6 років тому +7

    There's no way Jake could be keeping a straight face that entire epic rant

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 роки тому +1

    If it was 7:45 pm, it was neither light out, nor was he missing Jeopardy.

  • @iller3
    @iller3 10 років тому +1

    This sketch didn't make any sense to me until I took a quick look at all the comments it was bound to get. ...then it made perfect sense and somehow became funny.

  • @donkeydolittle1764
    @donkeydolittle1764 10 років тому +4

    ughh
    I hate when that happens

  • @deadpool1377
    @deadpool1377 10 років тому +127

    I am a gender egalitarian. That's the only label I accept because with feminism it's not about equal rights for any gender other than women, they don't give a fuck about your rights if you happen to have a penis. I think rights shouldn't be dependent on your gender, race, or any of that bullshit. We should all be treated the same regardless of gender.

    • @deadpool1377
      @deadpool1377 10 років тому +13

      No double standards, no bullshit.

    • @deadpool1377
      @deadpool1377 10 років тому +10

      Maisie Mouse Well then what's the difference between a gender egalitarian and a feminist? Is there any point in the separate nomenclature?

    • @deadpool1377
      @deadpool1377 10 років тому +4

      Maisie Mouse Is that name just to be divisive?

    • @SpikedYum
      @SpikedYum 10 років тому +13

      Maisie Mouse
      Please do tell me where feminists have protested men having to sign up to the selective services. Oh wait.

    • @uhlan30
      @uhlan30 10 років тому +9

      Maisie Mouse
      No, feminists really don't fight for men's rights. They care only for the rights of women.

  • @ryanh2934
    @ryanh2934 10 років тому +16

    Look at all these comments. It's an episode of Jake and Amir, the story included having a tampon shoved up his arse, it is not the type of video that should spark such a war between pro and anti-feminists. Just talk about the video, this was one of the better Jake and Amir videos I've seen in a while. And well done to Amir for managing that in one take (might be wrong, but it looked like one take).

  • @Zernium
    @Zernium 9 років тому +1

    This isn't one of my favorites overall, but the beginning "here comes the DWEEB" part always gets me.

  • @shadowsoulless6227
    @shadowsoulless6227 Рік тому +2

    You can see Jake clearly losing his shit and that's what he puts his head down

  • @franksinatradabest
    @franksinatradabest 10 років тому +2

    Jeopardy is on at fucking 7 PM TO 7:30. GET UR FACTS RGHT

  • @mdrummerboy12585
    @mdrummerboy12585 5 років тому +3

    Who's whatching this in 2019?

  • @OhShootKid
    @OhShootKid 9 років тому +4

    I'm a man and I'm a feminist because I see the discrimination against women and I want men and women to be treated equally.

  • @pacloward
    @pacloward 10 років тому

    Why is Jake and Amir still popular? My blood pressure rises just watching their skits.

  • @SabaDhutt
    @SabaDhutt 9 місяців тому

    Watching their first videos, and then watching ones at this moment in time, it's amazing how much they improved.

  • @fuZzZFiA
    @fuZzZFiA 8 років тому +10

    I feel like jake when people say untrue things about feminism.

    • @nigeledgeberry7684
      @nigeledgeberry7684 7 років тому

      When a lot of people talk about feminism, they actually mean regressive leftism(SJWs).

  • @cambellmcluckie245
    @cambellmcluckie245 8 років тому +3

    Amie's parents got married when they were 1😹😹

  • @ThePurpleKnightmare
    @ThePurpleKnightmare 7 років тому +3

    Those Jim Carry references.

    • @phil6057
      @phil6057 7 років тому

      ThePurpleKnightmare I finally got the wherewith-alrighty then

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 5 років тому

      SPOKEN!

  • @lpfan368
    @lpfan368 Рік тому +1

    This may by my favorite monologue of all time :)

  • @tylermaryak3653
    @tylermaryak3653 7 років тому +1

    now that i've seen some outtake videos, i wish i could see them all. i bet the one for this clip would be like 10 minutes long.