CAN'T TEACH THIS | Two Point Campus Song!
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2022
- I'M IN THIS GAME?! WISHLIST TWO POINT CAMPUS NOW!
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In Two Point Studios' 'Two Point Campus' you are charged with guiding the next generation of minds as you build your dream University for the world's upcoming chefs, musicians, secret agents, medieval knights, wizards, dairy based sports personalities and quite possibly, Stupendiums.
A short while ago SEGA reached out to me to ask if I'd like to BE IN THE GAME and of course I said yes! So I am thrilled to be able to say that I am one of five creators globally who might just show up on your Campus! Each creator appears in their own specific level and you'll find my sparkly orange self walking the halls of the performing arts campus in the town of Upper Etching. Please be nice to me!
This video was a lot of fun to make, even with the very tight timeline I had to work with. It was quite refreshing to go all the way back to 2018 and make a video in the style of my original Two Point Hospital song, a simple green screen shoot and pure silliness.
I've never done a song as a direct sequel to a previous song before and I thought it would be interesting to re-purpose the original instrumental from my Hospital song. It just fits the vibe so well and after hours of searching I couldn't find anything that could match it!
A monumental thank you to SEGA and Two Point Studios for the opportunity to be a part of such a beloved series and of course to my incredible Patrons for making this content possible.
All going well I'll be back with another, much bigger video very soon!
...Or it won't get finished in time and it'll come out when I get back from my upcoming holiday. But either way, there is a BIG video on the horizon! Stay tuned, you won't want to miss it!
#twopointcampus #twopointstudios
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Lyrics and vocals by The Stupendium
Video by The Stupendium and Lizzy CJ.
Cinematic/trailer footage by Two Point Studios
Beat produced by Kustom Beats
Mixing by @OxygenBeats
Two Point Campus, its world and characters are the property of Two Point Studios and SEGA.
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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themselves in the third person.
I'M IN THIS GAME! Wishlist it on Steam now! If you'd like. I'm genuinely not being paid to say this, I'm just really excited.
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LYRICS:
SPOKEN INTRO:
A notice to all Musicality students, Professor Stupendium’s lecture on awkward white middle-class hip-hop and its use as a promotional tool will be starting in the lecture hall shortly
Thank you!
VERSE 1:
Welcome, students, to Two Point U!
This campus we’ve established to point you
Down the path of academia and viewpoints new
And there’s a chance that you will leave here as employed too
We’re certain that the circumstance could use a little pomp
With learning you can turn your hand, just choose skill you want
The young mind needs a-moulding, and we do it with aplomb
Though no one ever specified just what to mould it from...
Every course, of course, has been meticulously planned
Though standard Maths and Science is particularly bland
So, pick from our curriculum of kitchens, crypts and bands
You won’t find a diploma simply digging in the sand!
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 1:
What's that... Oh they will? Ah, Archaeology, right, yes, we do teach Archaeology…
In that case, you might want to start digging for that diploma now, before it starts to compost
Would the teacher’s pet please report to the nurse for microchipping and deworming
Thank you!
VERSE 2:
We’re best in class for espionage, the course is sure to thrill you
But if I told you where it is, of course I’d have to kill you
Embark upon the darker arts if morbidness fulfils you
Our dungeon’s rather wonderous with all authentic mildew
There's jousting in the grounds, see them gleaming in their chivalry
There's pizza in the kitchen, inconvenient for delivery
Or come improve your subterfuge and scheming for the ministry
And rest assured our Wizard School is big on inclusivity
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 2:
Ah, young Mr. Toasterpastry, come in. I’m afraid I’ve called you to my office to talk about how you’ve been conducting yourself in the Music Lab.
You see, you’re supposed to use a baton.
CHORUS 1:
Here at Two Point Campus where our mind’s put to the test
Our scores in class still can’t surpass our piling student debts
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 3:
Would a Mr Danger, on the Deep Undercover Spy course, please be aware that your mother is at the office with your packed lunch. This tannoy will now self-destruct.
VERSE 3:
Greer? Here
Pleasant? Present
Glendenning? Attending
Samson? Absent
Hardy? Tardy
Tate? Late
Glover? Undercover
Drake? Baked
Connors? Slightly fossilised
Sorry, I apologise
Ustinov? Goofing off!
And Robinson’s robotified
Have we got a Gideon?
Just pondering oblivion…
Hurst? I’m just a little cursed
But William’s amphibian
Hamman and Slattery?
Ran out of battery
Cormack? On horseback
And galloping gallantly
Pickering? Pickling
Coombes? Entombed
Hirshall? He’s virtually
Trapped in normality
Higgins? Digging
Emily? Napping
Winkler? Tinkering
Gregory? Rapping
Owens and Cleese?
Throwing some cheese
Duncan flunked
And that only leaves…
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 4:
Llewellin Mayhew Matt O’Grady Baudelaire Phipping Tim Matthau Witherspoon?
He fell in a huge of vat of gravy but they’re fishing him back out with a spoon
…The fourth
And fork!
…I’m just going to put absent
CHORUS 2:
Here at Two Point Campus, we’ve got straight A’s through the roof
Though we’re acutely aware that our degrees are quite obtuse
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 5:
Students are reminded that though we are contractually obligated to encourage you to follow your dreams, that does not excuse falling asleep in lectures
Thank you!
VERSE 4:
We’re here to paint the future and now you can be the canvas
In that you’ll be hung out to dry as soon as fees are handed
Zoology? Neurology? We muddled up the pamphlets
We tried to hire Pavlov’s Dog but built a Hippo-Campus
We’ve scientific instruments, so come and get involved
Though one horrific incident, Chemistry club dissolved
The canteen’s packed with ten foot stacks of huge profiteroles
And a little dairy derring-do and you could win the gold
Other faculties can grapple with the boring and uncomical
Our methods are methodic and we’ve taught the tautological
The courses may be dangerous, and harm is very possible
You’re fortunate we’re neighbours with just far too many hospitals
SPOKEN INTERLUDE 6:
Good afternoon class. I’m glad to see you’re all here to hand in your invisibility assignments!
…Or I’m in the wrong room
Yeah, this is camouflage class mate
CHORUS 3:
Here at Two Point Campus where the future’s being formed
But you’ve seen what we teach here so don’t say that you weren’t warned
SPOKEN OUTRO:
Graduating students are encouraged to have the time of their lives. Because it’s all downhill from here
Thank you!
Ok this is actually interesting
Another beautiful song!! Perfect as always.
Good 👌👍🕺
Who are the other people that have been put in the game alongside you?
Killed it with the remixed Doctor! Doctor! instrumental
either its remixed or i dont remember it properly
"And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity"
What's a Stupendium song without scathing criticism of modern events?
Love it.
Lol
I didn't know if anyone would mention that awesome line
I also appreciate the shot across the bow of a certain other wizard school.
@@lexslate2476 Across the bow? Buddy, that was a straight up broadside to the face.
I was gonna comment on the same thing. A very cute way to talk some shit at Rowling
“Professor Stupendium’s lecture on awkward white middle class hip hop”
He got me laughing before the song had started
I accidentally thought they said “middle AGE” at first and immediately thought “wait a minute, they’re younger than me.”
@@Mr_T_Badger The Stupendium uses They/Them pronouns, just so you know. :)
@@kaitepassmore6641 I did know that, I’m just having trouble remembering since they only recently came out as Enby.
@@kaitepassmore6641 They've said it's fine to refer to them with he/him in public online spaces since their family doesn't know yet. I still prefer to use their preferred ones, but a slip-up or two can be excused
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I adore how the invisibility joke completely defies your expectations. The mention of “invisibility assignments” makes you initially think “oh haha, they walked into the wrong room thinking their students were all invisible, but actually there’s no-one there,” and then the joke *completely* flips on its’ head with the reveal that, no, there *are* people there, it’s just a different type of invisibility lesson. Absolute genius.
"Our wizard school is big on inclusivity" got an "OOOOOH" out of me loud enough that my mom though I'd hurt myself. Bravo, A+ once again!
pls explain to me what this line meant
@@thatcoconut2642 jk rowling just randomly deciding to say her characters are gay to convince people shes not anti lgbt or something
@@artoriasgameing6601 "I'm not anti lgbt" *donates to many, many anti trans 'charities'* "see, I don't hate all of you, just these ones"
@@artoriasgameing6601 I think it's more her anti-trans rhetoric, Dumbledore being gay wasn't really that shocking or weird, him being *the* gay one (see: is Charlie Weasley gay interview) is what made it weird. Now the whole anti-trans delusion she's got going on? That's real exclusive there
Loved that line.
Somehow, the magician teacher going into the “disguise” class was one of the weirdest, funniest and clever way to associate a wizard and a spy !
Agreed. Just the way he said "Yeah, this is camouflage class, mate." Had me cracking up a lot. Lol
@@rafengamer6296 lmao
@@rafengamer6296 And the professor teaching being Cam O'Flage! I loved that!
@@rafengamer6296 ots such a good subversion you expect the joke to be hes in the wrong room and then some random dude just pops out of no where and says it's camafloge class
Like scream fortress ?
"We tried to hire Pavlov’s Dog but built a Hippo-Campus" - Oh, that is a clever line. Well done.
...may i get the ELI5?
So, Pavlov was a scientist that did experiments, most notably on dogs, where he trained them to associate the sound of a ringing bell with getting fed, and it worked, proven by the fact that the dogs started to salivate when the bell was rung. When you make long-term memories and associations like that, it forms in the part of the brain called the hippocampus.
@@sponge1234ify And also they're muddling zoology and neurology. Pavlov's dog and the hippocampus are both neurology, but it's also pavlov's *dog* and the *hippo* campus
AS WELL AS
It's a hippo-campus, as in the name of the game
@@Suraht Reminds of that Windows XP error and Dwight eating a mint in The Office
Did he do a Hippocampus line in another song?
Oh...I think he did a line similar to that in um...Little Nightmares 2 rap with Danbull
"We want your reaction assignments by Monday. That means you Ian." That got a laugh from me mate. Love the clever word play as always.
Waaaaait...waaaaaaaaaaaait a sec, is this referencing who I think?
@@olivergobrrr2935 now don't be insane ;p
SS?
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@@williammcginnis7772 yeah! That's my job! 😅
This school sounds so much better than what we've been given! All in favor of The Stupendium being our Music Teacher, say "Aye"!
Aye!
Aye
Aye!
Aye
Aye!
As someone who listened to your “Doctor, Doctor” a ton, this hit the spot. It feels like an alternate reality with the instrumental and all the lyrics flowing the same as the original. Love the faithfulness you kept to the original while upgrading the lyrics to fit this new theme (and your improved spotty wordplay!)
I wouldn't tell that I listen to that a TON, but I can see that. Kinda reminds me of that joke transitioning from fiend like me to room for improvement.
Yeah I listened to that a lot as well
First of all, allow me to state that I don't just hate puns, I *loathe* them. With that out of the way, I can't get enough of _Doctor, Doctor_ and I don't think I can get enough now of _Can't Teach This_ . I also adore the fact that you *referenced* _Doctor, Doctor_ in _Can't Teach This_ !
All in all, I love your work, Stupendium, and I still have a favorite pun from _Doctor, Doctor_ :
"Doctor, I can't remember what an airport building is called…"
"… I'm so sorry. It's terminal."
Me too i like doctoc doctor very much just like this one.
I am addicted to Doctor, Doctor.
Now I have two
I'm convinced Stupes just used this video to show off his incredible vocabulary and writing skills. AND I LOVE IT!
That's basically all of their videos though :D
When hasn't he? He's skills are "stupendium"🤣
And wardrobe
they use they/them pronouns but yes i agree!!! :D
Right???????????? By the end of the attendance part I was just like "at what point did this just become Stupendium flexing his rhyming skills on us?"
I love that instead of just leaving The [0:44] Hallways full of class signs. Stupes actually dresses up in different class outfits to fill the background even though it's entirely uneeded. His dedication to the smallest details in every one of his projects is really admirable. [3:03]
That was fun. They must have been determined to dress as every character they could. Lol. Why not.
“We’re here to paint the future and now you can be the canvas. In that you’ll be hung to dry as soon as fees are handled.”
Can’t be a Stupendium song without a dystopian edge to it and I love it! Great song and rhythm excited for the next one!
My friend, that's not a dystopian edge, that's commentary on current world problems... unless we're finally acknowledging that we live in steadily declining dystopias.
@@IioniosWe are!
Not even the fun kind of dystopia
Anticapitalism has been a theme in videogames ever since the hardware had enough memory space to hold a plot (VERY clumsy sentence, my god.) I'd say it would be actually, provably wrong for it not to be a through-line in all Stupendium's work as well.
After dealing with sentient spam, ink demons, killer toys, fascist moles, and a steampunk ice age, it sure is nice to have a nice silly song after all those dark subjects. Great work as usual and I can’t wait to see the big project you have upcoming!
Fascist moles?
At first I thought you meant Actual moles lol
At first I thought you meant actual Spam, like the meat kind
@@masonsykes2240 Why do I feel like Spamton actually would sell cans of sentient spam?
Spamton G. Spamton's Ton of Spam
I feel this is the best song to share this news. I got accepted into the Culinary Institute of America for my pastry and baking bachelors degree. I listen to your songs while doing homework, studying, and when I bake. Your songs, along with a few other creators, have helped me keep focus and work hard. Thank you for being apart of my journey.
Congratulations! That's so awesome! :D
Congratulations!
Way to go! Hope you go far in your career!
Congratulations! Maybe you can post some of your creations on your channel. I'd watch! Love cooking channels too.
congrats mate!
A couple things here:
Ian's reaction assignment will almost certainly be late.
Loved the "Gregory? Rapping" line in the roll call.
My assignment is on time, actually. The rest of the class outside of Professor Stupendium (and my Patreon) will just get to see it on Friday.
@@Insaneian Can't wait to see it! I always enjoy your reactions.
What is the “Gregory? Rapping” thing a reference to?
@@williamhu8281 Stupendium's name is Greg.
@@williamhu8281 Stupe's name is Gregory. They are rapping.
"Gregory? Rapping." Clever Stupes, very clever. I love how you just slipped it on in there. Keep up the amazing work! (Also, open Mike night! Thursday in the autopsy lab is just brilliant)
"I'm in the game, so please be nice to me" No promises.
Fantastic as always Stupes! Every time you upload a new song it makes my day better!
he makes your day better about 10 times a year
stupes really says 'oops all bangers'. every. single. time. another one on the playlist, i love this! (and the sneaky jab at a certain author got a snicker out of me, love that!)
Honestly
Everyone is so blown away by the wizard school jab that nobody stops to appreciate the hilarious music joke he does right after
The attention to detail stupendium puts into these videos is insane. During the attendance scene not only does the projector shoe the subject of what the students are involved in (a magnifying glass and such for "glover? undercover"), you can also see that the images are on stupendium himself, just like a projector in real life. This guy deserves a ton more subscribers, he has earned it.
Currently at an Iron Maiden concert but when Stupes releases something new you gotta watch it!
based
Facts
Stupes, you did it again. The incredible rhythm of the lyrics and the track, the intercom interjections, and the video is fantastic as always, will all sorts of fun surprises. Loving that low ponytail style on you, makes you seem very distinguished in your suit 👍. And as usual, you’ve convinced me to take a look at a new game that I probably wouldn’t have found otherwise lol.
Agreed, Stupendium's easily one of the best musicians on here currently working. Right up there with Andrea Storm Kaden, JT Machinima, Dan Bull and Rustage.
0:49 I absolutely love the “you won’t find a diploma simply digging in the sand, what’s that… oh they will”
"And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity." Is that... What I think it is? Shots fired!!
i forgot what her name is but the creator of harry potter deserves it
like
@@ojhudgins7326J.K Rowling
@@rosegarden37 YES jk rowling. like yes i hope jk rowling is just kidding cause like......
@@ojhudgins7326 nah she’s just a horrible person
I thought it was a Discworld reference
This song is such a bop and also love the my fair lady references***update now I’m finally starting to get all the pins and yep… 🤯***
This was released 21 seconds ago How!?!?
Patrons get early access. ;)
The best part of this is that it's still using the old Two Point hospital beats. Glad to see a return to the humour that got me to subscribe originally. As well as you play a businessman of questionable morals, you'll always be my Chairman of the Board. Knocked it out again. Great work. Thank you!
2:26 "Greggory? Rapping"
Stupes it's taken me THIS LONG to get this it's so smooth good job
It also helps that this is one of the few times they mention their name on their channel.
my favorite lyric in this has gotta be "and rest assured our wizarding school is big on inclusivity" -- okay yeah it passes by real fast in the song and literally everything in here is incredible but that line is just a quiet jab and also makes me really happy. thank you stupes for another great song !!!!
I don’t get it. Care to explain?
@@erust1137 Stupes was taking a jab at JK rowling cuz shes transphobic and homophobic
@@erust1137 jk Rowling wasn't that big on trans rights. "Our wizard school is big on inclusivity" that's a dig at her
"We are certain that the circumstance could use a little pomp"
Why, Stupes, aren't you the cunning linguist!! 😊
StuPUNdium strikes again.
This felt like a wonderful callback but a shining example of just far you've come in word craft. This is a certified bop! Fantastic work Stups!
This feels like a reboot of a classic that somehow makes you feel just as happy as the original.
Congrats for getting in the game, Stupes!
"And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity"
shots fired, middle-aged British millionaire TERF's hit.
Oh my god, when the best started I had the biggest smile on my face.
I'm also imagining you going "It's free real estate" whenever a new Two Point game drops.
When any game that he’s added in it: it’s free material for a banger song
It seems that both Stupes and Two Point Studios have really outdone themselves with keeping the style and humor we all love!
The repurposed instrumental in particular really keeps the original them going, and I can’t wait to keep re-listening and finding all the rich little nuggets (don’t think I missed the ol’ 1rd reference, or the “big on inclusivity” transitions from pink to blue)
"And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity." This song is already great, but that line alone heightens it even further! 👏🏾☺️
Another bop as always from The Stupendium! I love the little jab at Rowling and I adore Gideon's look. Also Ian's gonna have no choice but to react to this now cus of the assignment/j.
I turned my assignment in on time! 😅
"Rest assured our wizardry is big on inclusivity" *Insert Meryl Streep 'YES' GIF here.
As always, an absolute bop and so many things I missed on the first time listening. Can't wait to play the game and have Two Point you drop by and I yes I promise to take good care of you. 😇
Not sure what I love the most. The song, stupendium being in the game
Or the not-so-subtle JK burn.
no it was all about the magician going into the camouflage class thinking it was a disguise class
@@sehbaanabbasi no, I'm referring to the line at 1:28. "And rest assured, our wizard school is big on inclusivity."
@@torazely Yeah gotch ya
Goth Stupes is a LOOK. 10/10 (And the inclusivity line hit me like a cannonball to the sternum, it was so spicy! Good thing I can always get fixed up at Two Point Hospital. xD) Another on the favorites playlist!
full agreement. i want his jacket so bad, it whips ass. edit: actually i want the whole fit.
@@scottydog6713 the whole look is amazing
@@IchorDawn its impeccable
truly a "stupendium floating in the air while circling around the new student" moment
The goth-adjacent theatre kid Gideon!Stupendium is giving me gender envy, and I am fairly sure I didn't wake up thinking I would string all those words into a sentence today!
Omg same about Gideon!
It seems that the rap class paid off very well.
This is another great song, Stupes! I very much enjoyed it!
Me: vibing to a nice song by Stupendium
Stupendium: allow me to introduce A GOD TIER VERSE
2:01
It's not a Stupendium song without the most creative wordplay and flow in the history of history. I give this song an A+.
But you C, I'll B waiting for D next banger you out.
I'll F off with my terrible puns now.
Fun fact: most western schools are starting within the month so this is officially stupenduim back to school song!
Also was that a throwback to your last rap at 1:28? I’m not going to bother trying to find all the doctor doctor references.
As someone who is going to college in a few weeks, this song has made me quite happy to see that college is indeed supposed to be chaotic.
I really had a feeling you were going to use the two point hospital songs instrumental for this one, and it flows really well! Thank you for the amazing videos Stupes, keep up the great work!
2:26 Gregory is rapping… that’s too clever to not acknowledge.
This one is incredible! And a nice break from apocalyptic scenarios, corrupt establishments and possessed monsters. Or it's all three. Who knows!
I absolutely adore this song, another amazing hit! I absolutely love the "and rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity". What a nice dig
Being put in a game is one of the biggest honors a nerd can achieve, well done! Proud of you and watching you grow.
Stupendium’s 3rd time directly being in a video game. (1st time was voicing Frank Whitle in Death & Taxes, 2nd was having ‘Vending Machine of Love as the credits music for Onlycans)
@@benc.delacruz1813 I’m aware haha
1:34 Top right: Dr. Stu Pendium, First Class Doctorate in Certificate Forgery; “1rd”. Excellent extra details.
"Our methods are methodic and we've taught the tautological" - I love this. They demonstrate tautology in the first line.
This has hit my with a wave of nostalgia. Your two point hospital song is what got me into you and rustage's music
Bringing back the two point vibe. This was not too far off from real college to be honest. Still, awesome song and congratulations on being in the game. That's pretty cool. If I get the game, I promise to be nice to your character if I see him.
3:55 …Ouch.
"And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity"
God DAMN Stupes, we might have to send JK Rowling to Two Point Hospital for the burns she got from that fire bar.
you just made me realize the meaning of that line and it hit me like a nicely wrapped brick to the head, stupes is something else
I remember Stupes said on Twitter that they wanted to do a Hogwarts Legacy song that’s a thinly veiled trans allegory, but making it would still be promoting the game, so they just settled for being on the lookout for an excuse to dress like a wizard. Hope we get a full video with a magic theme someday.
@@benc.delacruz1813 He should do a song on Harry Potter for the ps1, which is clearly the best one
What about wizard of legend rogue like the world around the game is pretty cool stupes should give it a look
@@benc.delacruz1813 stupes needs to do a Magicka song tbh
"And rest assured our Wizard School is big on inclusivity"
Don't let this one slip, folks.
I remember when talking about magic schools didn't make you slightly uncomfortable
What does the joke mean?
@@TheIT221 J.K rowling, the author of harry potter has some... let's just say questionable opinions regarding trans people
@@MiudmonDice I thought it was just the fact that Squibs (magicless children born to magical parents) aren't allowed to study or even attend Hogwarts and are generally looked down on by others.
@@MiudmonDice holy shit now I'm laughing
Seeing and listening to all the goofy easter eggs and references leaves me with the dumbest and largest smile on my face and an incredibly happier attitude.
I love how even in such wholesome song Stupe still can't resist the urge to play the "evil villain" for example 3:03. You just can't smash our expectations more!
The funky nature of this is just too good… who thought a song about school… also the line “fossilised, I do apologise” is just too funny
Wow, that’s so exciting you’re in the game! Amazing job on the song as usual.
The part where you started listing off all the students names and their "attendance" had me laughing out loud. Great song I love the vibe
Every time I think Stupes can't put at another banger they surprise me and honestly I'm so glad it doesn't seem to be ending!
Also I think I learn a whole new corner of the English language every time I watch Stupes songs.
Wait you're in the game??? That's freaking awesome!! I've never heard of the game but I'm excited as hyeck for this song ahhhh
I'm getting modern major general vibes from this! An absolute tune as always though Stupes
"Gregory? Rapping!"
Oh I JUST NOTICED THAT! It only took... like four re-listens. This is why I love you Stupes, it doesn't matter how many times I listen to your songs over and over again, there's always a chance I'll notice something I missed beforehand
2:43
It took me a while but i finely got the “Our degrees are quite obtuse” line.
They ACUTELY aware, too!
So many fun little parts of this. When I heard the two-point music appear, I wasn't sure how "different" this song would be. But it feels less like a rehash but a genuine sequel to the Two-Point Hospital song. A lot of the rhymes are absolutely great, particularly the rollcall section. The bits about the wizard school being inclusive and archaeology degrees being in the sand made me laugh. This is just a real great song
Another banger. Loved the two point hospital song and I'm always blown away with your wordsmithing talent! Can't wait to possibly see you in game. Also was the last line of the sign off a reference to InsaneIan if so thats fantastic!
Considering he gave him early access to some of his songs before, I'm pretty sure it is.
It might be...
I'd gush about the lyrics, the humour, the production value, the beat, but the class would have to stay in late. It's yet another absolute banger, Stupes.
You make me care about games I’ve never played you poetry prodigy !!!
As always LOVE YOUR WORK. Nothing but respect and admiration !
The throwback to two point hospital is amazing and the lyrics in this are class! This is off on my playlist
That ponytail! 😍 and Shakespearean Stupes? Be still my little goth heart.
Congratulations! I have no previous interest in these, but now i *must* play!
There is more thoughtfulness, ingenuity, and creativity in every one of your songs than I saw in my entire college experience. Not to mention they're a lot less costly to indulge in and they bring a great deal more positivity to my life. ♥ ♥ ♥
From start to finish, this song was a charming little romp filled to the brim with beautiful wordplay that I wish I could understand. I mean, don't get me wrong, I understood a good handful of them, but I might have to listen to this a few more times to fully grasp everything you've put on screen. Oh, and after you've excavated Llewellin Mayhew Matt O'Grady Baudelaire Phipping Tim Matthau Witherspoon the Fourth from that vat of gravy, can you tell them to give me back my pen, please?
Man he stole my pancakes. THEY WERE MY HOMEWORK that's why he is in the vat
When I read "Two Point" in the title, I was hoping for a similar vibe to "Doctor, Doctor", and this definitely does not disappoint
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GAME INCLUSION!
You deserve it due to your unwavering quality on your videos, especially this one! From the lyrics and singing to the amazing backgrounds and animation…it’s what I’ve come to expect from this amazing channel!
3:02 is a stroke of lyrical genius
How is you can manage to nail every single category/theme you make a song for with such ease? Honestly I'm not shocked at this point I haven't heard a bad song from you ever!
And yes every time Stupendium makes a video it’s the best to ever exist.
"and rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity" This is why i love your content, amazing work!
I love that during the camouflage class bit you can see it’s taught by Cam o flage!
That "Rollcall" verse was genius and really well done. Man makes calling names fire. Is it possible to learn this power?
I love how you mentioned that this school is inclusive, taking a jab and J.K. Rowling. There were also just too many incredible puns and rhymes to mention. Keep up the great work!
Some lovely lines, taught the tautological, acutely aware our courses are obtuse. Wonderful work as always.
Attendance with " Gregory? Rapping" was perfect. Very clever stupes 😉
Not a big fan of Tycoon games, but I *am* a big fan of infectiously clever and catchy songs.
Just when I think I can't appreciate Stupendium anymore, you come out with a line like "And rest assured our wizard school is big on inclusivity." I love it! Fantastic work as always!
Wow, this is nice that you get to be in a game, and I'm buying it to support you and the developers. Great job on the song and the video, cheer for more amazing content.
This feeld like more than just a song: It feels like an introductory song for an entire feature-length musical. It even has elements of introducing various cast members who could have their own songs later. Intentional or not, It's fantastic. :)
I had noticed that when Stuependium is standing in front of the projector they cast a shadow. I just now noticed the projection is actually across their body as well. Amazing attention to detail and video editing! So awesome!
Two point hospital is one of my favourite songs you've ever made, so imagine my joy and surprise that not only is there now a sequel, but you're in it as well
Gosh, I had a smile on my face the entire time listening to this! I loved “Doctor Doctor!” and was so excited when this song came out! :D (Also, do I spy the “Don’t let the bellhops bite” costume at 2:16 ? )
I would have loved to see a show set in this university just to watch a normal group of folks react to the madness unfold lol.
I think I listen to this song once a week or so, it has a weirdly uplifting vibe to it despite the chaos going on.
Awesome as always Stupendium! I also had a good laugh at your jab at a certain author's magical academy.
That " thank you " line with that tone makes me proud for being your listener
Another incredible piece! So many lines caught me off-guard, but I'd like to particularly call out:
--"And rest assured, our wizard school is big on inclusivity"
--"... You see, you're supposed to use a baton" - my music minor self is absolutely dead
--The entire attendance verse, every second of it
--"... Or I'm... in the wrong room." The audible realization is wonderful.
--"That means YOU, Ian" - I keep forgetting you and Insane Ian actually talk to each other and it's beautiful every time. Cannot wait to see this particular video!
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I don't understand the baton line- is that like an inappropriate line or-???
@@nobodynexus I explain it in my reaction on my channel, but basically "conducting yourself" has a double meaning...firstly "conducting" meaning "behaving", and "conducting" as in "leading an orchestra as a conductor", which is usually done with a baton.
Lets go! Stupendifun!
Hey, another banger from the Stupendium! Love the ties back to the Hospital song, it was one of my personal favorites.
Also, congrats on coming out as Non-Binary! I wish you nothing but the best, Stupes!
This song is so fun, the upbeat tones, the awesome lyrics, and your more than impressive character work with each student you portray. Like many of your songs, this makes me want to play the game even more.