The Legend of "Jeff"

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  • Опубліковано 29 чер 2020
  • "How about that butterfinger you promised?"
    Jeff's Channel - @LegendofJeffJCS
    Jeff's Patreon - / thelegendofjeff33
    TRUE CRIME Loser - / truecrimeloser
    Voice over - / @kizzume

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  • @JCS
    @JCS  3 роки тому +9953

    The legend continues - ua-cam.com/channels/Tb9wGVamkUbf88OOmEGS0Q.html
    Jeff's Patreon - www.patreon.com/Thelegendofjeff33
    Jeff's Album - itunes.apple.com/album/id1534688401?ls=1&app=itunes

    • @doja1244
      @doja1244 3 роки тому +746

      what are the odds right when i re watch this video i see this

    • @Juzernejmnakurov2
      @Juzernejmnakurov2 3 роки тому +453

      @@doja1244 Came here from the Lee Rodarte video, couldn't recall the coke reference in the comments and decided to watch this again.. and this fucking legend pins a link to Jeff's channel an hour ago! Perfect timing

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 3 роки тому +407

      Pretty awesome to see him playing drums & seeming to be doing alright!

    • @DDs878
      @DDs878 3 роки тому +91

      wow less than an hour ago. the chances right?

    • @yeetrootthebeetroot3872
      @yeetrootthebeetroot3872 3 роки тому +84

      what a king

  • @eliiwho
    @eliiwho 2 роки тому +6254

    "You have the right to remain silent"
    Jeff: say less

  • @noahwolcott1462
    @noahwolcott1462 2 роки тому +11071

    “Do you understand the rights ive read to you?”
    “No.”
    “Huh?”
    “Yes.”

    • @brandt6484
      @brandt6484 2 роки тому +82

      Lmaoo

    • @flopyonce1418
      @flopyonce1418 2 роки тому +136

      I died I am officially deceased😩💀☠️💀

    • @icp7201
      @icp7201 2 роки тому +525

      It seems they don't mean shit though. He stated multiple times that he wasn't talking and that he wanted a lawyer present, and they spent hours trying to question him without calling a lawyer.
      A good lawyer could certainly use this video in order to discredit all evidence gathered from this interview, since his multiples requests for a lawyer were continually ignored by the officers. Seriously, that is so absurd

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 2 роки тому +130

      @@icp7201 well they know he can't afford a good lawyer so they gamble with his situation

    • @slickdaddy3241
      @slickdaddy3241 2 роки тому +15

      I died at this part lmao

  • @elvinc.brasov8480
    @elvinc.brasov8480 5 місяців тому +538

    The fact that the detectives ask a heroin addict why you need methadone is outrageous

    • @kevspeedruns9947
      @kevspeedruns9947 4 місяці тому

      Police have 0 education. Most never read a single book in their entire life. They're morons. They constantly break the law to uphold it which is the definition of corruption.

    • @theviolator1703
      @theviolator1703 24 дні тому

      They were trying to establish dominance by getting him to explain himself and beg. It's a common tactic in gaslighting. Jeff knew this and did not follow along.
      Cops deal with opiate addicts all the time and have an intimate understanding of what methadone is.

    • @user-xf4es7eh9y
      @user-xf4es7eh9y 23 дні тому +7

      they don't give a shit. they get off on watching you suffer.

    • @ashleychildresss
      @ashleychildresss 23 дні тому +2

      No one who should be educated is educated the way they should be about methadone/buprenorphine!!! It’s very frustrating. Anyone who is drug testing anybody for any reason or is confiscating drugs for WHATEVER reason should be educated on all the drugs they are testing for or potentially confiscating, etc. (before someone tries to comment, I’m speaking in general I know this video has nothing to do with drug tests or confiscation but these detectives work in law enforcement, they should be educated on fucking methadone for Christ’s sake!!!) with the Oooo

    • @ashleychildresss
      @ashleychildresss 23 дні тому +3

      ***with the opioid epidemic, law enforcement should AT LEAST know what methadone/buprenorphine is. And I’m not saying these guys 💯 didnt know but many are clueless

  • @jumpingfreak3
    @jumpingfreak3 Рік тому +1392

    Less antihero, more like finally someone exercising their rights and the cops being unable to handle it. Hope Jeff gets the help he needs.

    • @pliit2101
      @pliit2101 8 місяців тому +9

      Ok officer nerd

    • @orb3796
      @orb3796 8 місяців тому

      ​@@pliit2101 Keep licking those boots

    • @BubbyBold
      @BubbyBold 8 місяців тому +7

      You probably wouldn't say that if you were the person he robbed. He ran circles around these pigs and it was very entertaining but dude is guily as sin.

    • @bigcheese2128
      @bigcheese2128 7 місяців тому

      @@BubbyBoldheroin addiction will make you do some funny things

    • @DoctorSquirt
      @DoctorSquirt 7 місяців тому +12

      Jeff has a youtube channel i think just called the legend of jeff, he posts pretty often and he genuinely looks like he's doing so much better

  • @excuzza
    @excuzza 2 роки тому +30562

    When Jeff said “You look like a prick.” He cut that interrogators confidence by 80% minimum.

    • @ethancadle937
      @ethancadle937 2 роки тому +1258

      It was a very heavy 80% combo by jeff he wiped the floor with the investigators

    • @rune.theocracy
      @rune.theocracy 2 роки тому +773

      At that moment I realized this isn't Jeff's first rodeo! He's so done with all the shit he's went through

    • @DetroitFettyghost
      @DetroitFettyghost 2 роки тому +374

      @Sarcastimation HEROIN. NOT METH. BIIIIIIG DIFFERENCE.
      METH CAUSES MENTAL PSYCHOSIS. HEROIN CAUSES APATHY. 20+ YEARS OF SHOOTING DOPE DAILY, IM 39 Y/0.

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 2 роки тому +156

      @Sarcastimation heroin and meth are pretty different overall but k

    • @judgecat9284
      @judgecat9284 2 роки тому +391

      @Sarcastimation Knowing the difference between two drugs isn't exactly some deep and nasty secret. This is grade school health education type shit my dude.

  • @bread_girl_jane
    @bread_girl_jane 2 роки тому +7501

    “playing good cop?”
    “no, usually i’m the prick.”
    “you look like a prick.”
    WHAT A CHAMP

    • @cz964
      @cz964 2 роки тому +130

      Pure gold. Got me every time I hear this conversation. He said "play" as there's no such thing as a "good" cop in the interrogation room! And that cop played along makes it funnier.

    • @lulujanuary
      @lulujanuary 2 роки тому +43

      Agreeing with the cop whilst simultaneously insulting him. Nice

    • @meghan6734
      @meghan6734 2 роки тому +11

      Perfect set up

    • @stinkycat3137
      @stinkycat3137 2 роки тому +1

      He has a YT channel check out JCS comment on this vido

    • @fishodeath
      @fishodeath 2 роки тому +6

      I died at that

  • @nobody-xg3gg
    @nobody-xg3gg Рік тому +560

    the quiet "Thanks for the Coke" "You're welcome" is one of the most subverting moments in this whole thing.

    • @HazyPinkSky
      @HazyPinkSky 3 місяці тому +11

      It was so unexpected I guffawed out loud lmao

    • @RedstonerD
      @RedstonerD 25 днів тому +7

      Nah, Jeff wants to keep getting drinks. Gotta reward their behaviour at least a little so he gets to sip on a coke while he calls them pricks.

  • @Nodjia
    @Nodjia Рік тому +2405

    I am not a lawyer, but I find it very interesting how many videos of interrogations feature police "casually dismissing" the rights that they read and try to have them sign.
    "You have the right to remain silent"
    ""
    "I need you to tell me your side of the story"
    "You have the right to an attourney"
    "I want an attourney"
    "What you need an attourney for? You said you didn't do nothin', just tell me your side of the story".
    It's sort of amazing to me how weird the legal system is, and it is no wonder that police get criticized and made fun of, because on one hand the system prevents them from gathering information quickly, but it also encourages them to "bend the rules" to convince people that they don't need a lawyer or that they can talk to the police because they are just there to help set things straight.
    Personally, I feel like there needs to be a legal requirement that police not give legal advice to criminals. If they declare that "oh, a lawyer isn't necessary, we're just having a friendly conversation and getting your side of the story", it should be a crime in itself. They are defrauding an individual of their rights, often when they are scared, sick, or injured which constitutes a valid threat to their wellbeing and should be considered duress.
    I don't know what Jeff did or did not do, but it is not civil to lock up someone going through withdrawal and try to trick them into admitting to any kind of crime by downplaying their rights.

    • @ostrofopolous1548
      @ostrofopolous1548 Рік тому +67

      You are correct.

    • @KODEMANE
      @KODEMANE Рік тому +185

      It isn't just bending the rules, what they did is 100% illegal. And criminal! You cannot reinitiate an interrogation once the individual invokes their rights. When he asked for a lawyer, the officer was legal bound to stop speaking to him entirely and immediately. The irony in the cop saying "You just handcuffed me." After breaking the law himself is baffling. So yes, you are correct.

    • @carlaws04
      @carlaws04 Рік тому +74

      Anything after saying “I need/request a lawyer” (with no lawyer present) can be thrown out of court in the US

    • @thisisashleyyoung
      @thisisashleyyoung Рік тому +12

      Incredibly well put!

    • @MIchaelArlowe
      @MIchaelArlowe Рік тому +6

      @@carlaws04 Ostensibly so.

  • @FC_mania
    @FC_mania 2 роки тому +5929

    >Gets arrested and interrogated
    >Drinks Coke
    >Refuses to elaborate
    >Leaves

    • @franz.francisco
      @franz.francisco 2 роки тому +396

      free soda lifehack

    • @shaqolaaan
      @shaqolaaan 2 роки тому +37

      greentext but on UA-cam

    • @CP-ir3ft
      @CP-ir3ft 2 роки тому +2

      @@shaqolaaan lol

    • @juanlopez4353
      @juanlopez4353 2 роки тому +17

      Yep but he left without his Butterfinger the cops didn't keep their word so they're branch of designers cops. I tell you one thing I keep my word all the time and I'm prom and I don't BS anybody I say imma do something I do it I say I'm going to buy something buy it. I said take him out for dinner I do it I don't flake out...

    • @uclajd
      @uclajd 2 роки тому +42

      Looks like they fell for the "give me a coke and I'll talk" ruse at least twice.

  • @lilawest6514
    @lilawest6514 2 роки тому +12818

    I love that the cop tries the whole "we have so much evidence just admit it already" and Jeff goes "like what?" and the cop just freezes like a deer in headlights.

    • @Guybrush_U_Threepwood
      @Guybrush_U_Threepwood 2 роки тому +1075

      I think Jeff has been in more interrogations than the cop 🥴

    • @moniquecarter5754
      @moniquecarter5754 2 роки тому +103

      "Police Deception"

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 2 роки тому +78

      @@Guybrush_U_Threepwood hilarious comment.. but still probably true

    • @expendablesubhuman8592
      @expendablesubhuman8592 2 роки тому +197

      Anytime cops say they got loads of shit on you 8 times out of 10 they don't got shit.

    • @CrushOfSiel
      @CrushOfSiel 2 роки тому +22

      Yep, I'm pretty sure a cop is going to start listing shit way before Jeff asked him 'like what?' He'd fish for a bit I'm sure but after pulling him out of a cell a few times and getting cuked for cokes, he'd lay something on Jeff to try and jar him.

  • @burntheobedient4473
    @burntheobedient4473 Рік тому +232

    As soon as he requested a lawyer, by right, the questioning MUST stop until the suspect has had an opportunity to discuss the case with a lawyer.

    • @cameronpolite2199
      @cameronpolite2199 3 місяці тому +9

      Not in all states sadly. Some states allow them to continue yo ask questions and ive heard of no law around how fast they have to get you a lawyer.

    • @burntheobedient4473
      @burntheobedient4473 3 місяці тому +4

      @@cameronpolite2199 True. I dont believe there has been actual legislation, but simply case law. However, in order to uphold a defendents 6th Amendment right, it should be common practice to immediately stop the questioning process. But, as we know, not all cops know or care about the righta.

    • @sidwayelson
      @sidwayelson 22 дні тому +3

      ​@@cameronpolite2199for the most part if they don't stop asking questions that can get a case thrown out

    • @sidwayelson
      @sidwayelson 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@cameronpolite2199and if not the case the evidence they got out of the questions get thrown out

  • @mitchellhodgemeyer1950
    @mitchellhodgemeyer1950 Рік тому +993

    He talked more than he needed to, but he got the basic principle right: Don’t talk.
    Addiction is stupid, but doesn’t necessarily mean low intelligence. Good lesson for people.

    • @long-hair-dont-care88.
      @long-hair-dont-care88. Рік тому +78

      To be addicted to opioids for ten plus year's without death or life in prison likely means high intelligence.

    • @Qualicabyss
      @Qualicabyss Рік тому +2

      @That fucin dude I'd lean more towards luck tbh, high intelegence would've probably managed to get over the addiction by then, guy isn't dumb though.

    • @long-hair-dont-care88.
      @long-hair-dont-care88. Рік тому +44

      @@Qualicabyss lol people really don't want to comprehend the truth about many people's addiction. Some people are fucked up bad in the mind an soul bad childhoods traumatic experiences bad genetics likely a mix of all above. It's simply not possible to get them all the help in therapy oftentimes decades of it an the right medication which is tricky because the best head med's are not often given for head problems. So it's easier to just self medicate the problem comes up with the increased cost the war on drugs create which is the cause of most drug addicts criminal actions. But I can't speak for anyone else but I can stop using when I need to but if honest I'll admit the second my economic situation improves I'm going back to the med's but I don't like feeling nothing half of the time an feeling overwhelmed with energy and goals the other half.

    • @wichitawwojak3786
      @wichitawwojak3786 Рік тому +42

      ​@@Qualicabyss You underestimate addiction to a concerning degree.

    • @IamaproudChristian22
      @IamaproudChristian22 Рік тому +5

      Jesus is coming back. Have faith in Him alone to be saved.

  • @Ren-ev1yq
    @Ren-ev1yq 2 роки тому +25434

    Fed: “You have the right to remain silent”
    Jeff: *silent*
    Fed: “Jeff?!”

    • @jojoe_edits4529
      @jojoe_edits4529 2 роки тому +406

      PLSS 😭

    • @GUCLORE
      @GUCLORE 2 роки тому +238

      LMFAOOO

    • @Ren-ev1yq
      @Ren-ev1yq 2 роки тому +560

      @@SueZQue83 no they just are his rights and he recognised that

    • @Ren-ev1yq
      @Ren-ev1yq 2 роки тому +41

      @@SueZQue83 your bad

    • @skettlu2344
      @skettlu2344 2 роки тому +16

      @@SueZQue83 haha you're baf

  • @onlyangel4414
    @onlyangel4414 2 роки тому +7565

    "you have the right to remain silent"
    Jeff: *and I took that personally*

  • @davidjones8047
    @davidjones8047 7 місяців тому +101

    11:35 Good example of Jeff’s awareness throughout this whole thing. He cuts himself off the moment he starts explaining his story because he realizes it’s going to be twisted against him in some way even if he’s truthful.

  • @mikecassidy9185
    @mikecassidy9185 11 місяців тому +920

    Cop: "You have the right to remain silent."
    Jeff: -is silent-
    Cop: "yo wtf"

    • @mapledemon5601
      @mapledemon5601 8 місяців тому +18

      YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT 🥺

    • @TheChryystal
      @TheChryystal 7 місяців тому +29

      "You can't use your rights here! Where do you think you are?"

  • @LITTLE_ME_XD
    @LITTLE_ME_XD 2 роки тому +8160

    Jeff: “ You look like a prick”
    *Pauses*
    This, is Jeff.

    • @m4gg0tbr41nz
      @m4gg0tbr41nz 2 роки тому +262

      i loved that part- it was like from a movie introducing characters lmaoo

    • @danielfield1692
      @danielfield1692 2 роки тому +67

      Tarantinoesque

    • @gsgaming6976
      @gsgaming6976 2 роки тому +25

      I wanted to leave a like, but you have 420 likes atm, so......

    • @youtubequeen9424
      @youtubequeen9424 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ShamelessFNGRL
      @ShamelessFNGRL 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly wouldn't be surprised if his last name was Winger x'D

  • @jacobleblanc27
    @jacobleblanc27 2 роки тому +6099

    "I didn't do anything."
    "Elaborate."
    "No."

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 2 роки тому +25

      Too bad!

    • @xxx_stereotypical_spy_main9786
      @xxx_stereotypical_spy_main9786 2 роки тому +90

      *doesn’t elaborate*
      *shits in the floor*
      *leaves*

    • @johnturtle6649
      @johnturtle6649 2 роки тому +31

      @@xxx_stereotypical_spy_main9786 how do you shit IN the floor?

    • @ratosthing8858
      @ratosthing8858 2 роки тому +49

      I usually make a hole in the floor and go from there.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 2 роки тому +21

      @@johnturtle6649 you really think someone this powerful doesnt have the ability to no clip?

  • @b3makinn
    @b3makinn Рік тому +356

    I pray this guy is sober and living a full life free from addiction. He seems like Could do good things.

    • @Oliver-le1us
      @Oliver-le1us Рік тому +12

      Become a defense attorney ! Lol

    • @vxenda
      @vxenda Рік тому +27

      He is and also has his own UA-cam channel

    • @LegendofJeffJCS
      @LegendofJeffJCS Рік тому

      www.youtube.com/@thelegendofjeffJCS

    • @kikaykik
      @kikaykik 11 місяців тому +6

      He has a youtube channel .. The legend of jeff..

    • @stancexpunks
      @stancexpunks 4 місяці тому +1

      @@vxenda that’s so amazing to hear. I was fearing the worst

  • @FlightDynam
    @FlightDynam 2 роки тому +31897

    “You playin’ good cop?”
    “No, Usually I’m the prick.”
    “You look like a prick.”
    Silence

    • @justinwiechmann1035
      @justinwiechmann1035 2 роки тому +1107

      I f****** died when he said you look like a prick

    • @bink6778
      @bink6778 2 роки тому +594

      Lmao no sense of self preservation 😂

    • @kolar
      @kolar 2 роки тому +715

      @@bink6778 Just no fucks given.

    • @toecurlersupreme
      @toecurlersupreme 2 роки тому +730

      mans wasnt even trying to insult him he was just speaking truthfully

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 роки тому +207

      Instant legend for that after that silent treatment

  • @mjtwardy
    @mjtwardy 3 роки тому +46283

    They try to coke him into a confession, but he's a heroin guy.

  • @kanivea
    @kanivea 7 місяців тому +62

    I've watched this "interrogation" many times. It never gets old.

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Рік тому +54

    Imagine Jeff if he got clean and became a lawyer? He'd be the final boss in a cognitive duel. Praying for good things for you Jeff.

    • @stancexpunks
      @stancexpunks 4 місяці тому +2

      Apparently he is clean and has his own youtube channel now called the legend of Jeff 🎉

  • @toaster2509
    @toaster2509 3 роки тому +33479

    Moral of the story: the longer you don’t talk to the cops, the more free cokes and candy they will give you

    • @kelsg5
      @kelsg5 3 роки тому +627

      Lol. Is that how I get a free coke these days

    • @mikec2372
      @mikec2372 3 роки тому +123

      I’ll take the deal with a J

    • @jwaxmcgeeg9706
      @jwaxmcgeeg9706 3 роки тому +44

      Sweeeeet

    • @azizaaman4290
      @azizaaman4290 3 роки тому +444

      instructions unclear i am now in jail and i am writing on a phone i snuck in. i just wanted coke and candy :(

    • @guidomonto3742
      @guidomonto3742 3 роки тому +26

      @world taekwondo it’s not theft if they gave it to him

  • @iamethancarroll
    @iamethancarroll 3 роки тому +12960

    Cop: "We have tons of evidence."
    Jeff: "Like what?"
    Cop: "........"

    • @yasyasmarangoz3577
      @yasyasmarangoz3577 3 роки тому +76

      lol

    • @insanecow24
      @insanecow24 3 роки тому +903

      “...you wouldn’t know it. it goes to another school”

    • @yasyasmarangoz3577
      @yasyasmarangoz3577 3 роки тому +11

      @@insanecow24 lil

    • @naminova
      @naminova 3 роки тому +187

      @@SarahSoLovelyXo Usually they have a specific lie up their sleeve. This was just awkward and hilarious.

    • @khajiithadwares2263
      @khajiithadwares2263 3 роки тому +67

      9:14 this is straight out of a Monty Python argument sketch.
      "I just told you" "No you didnt" "Yes I did, YES.I.DID"
      Literally minutes earlier: 07:56 (cop: that didnt happen, so please talk to ME, *about something I can accuse you of on tape)

  • @Mysterious-Outdoors
    @Mysterious-Outdoors 4 місяці тому +79

    Jeff posts a lot on his channel. He's been sober for a long time and he's quite the character but seemingly a stand up guy.

  • @cojac6SMG
    @cojac6SMG 9 місяців тому +48

    I can’t help but like this guy. Likely cause he’s wearing everything on his sleeve. He’s actually one of the most honest people I’ve ever seen in this scenario

  • @DestroySteve
    @DestroySteve 3 роки тому +9138

    Cop: No, normally I’m a prick.
    Jeff: You look like a prick..
    Legend.

    • @viennasix9
      @viennasix9 3 роки тому +29

      Legend yourself .....cuddle muffin......brilliant

    • @cartooncartel6493
      @cartooncartel6493 3 роки тому +12

      That is legendary 😂😂😂

    • @yourhusbandismyboyfriend1714
      @yourhusbandismyboyfriend1714 3 роки тому +23

      All while never looking up. Lmao

    • @michaelstewart1838
      @michaelstewart1838 3 роки тому +2

      This is what I was Looking For... Bravo👍😁👍

    • @xan8oulis7
      @xan8oulis7 3 роки тому +39

      Get me back to the cell... I don’t talk to mfockers.... smashed them :)

  • @errrkt
    @errrkt 3 роки тому +8956

    Cop: You gotta convince me, I got a lot of evidence.
    Jeff: Convince me you've got a lot of evidence.
    Cop: ... :(

  • @user-io6pj8bz8h
    @user-io6pj8bz8h Рік тому +69

    They denied him a lawyer so many times and they simply ignored him. Standard cops.

  • @DeepFriedDave
    @DeepFriedDave 2 місяці тому +9

    The fact that he asked for a lawyer, and the cop didn't immediately stop asking questions and get up and leave, would let any lawyer worth half their salt get this case thrown out of court.

  • @_CARKENT
    @_CARKENT 2 роки тому +6415

    Cop: “I’m usually the prick”
    Jeff: “you look like a prick”

  • @Stierenkloot
    @Stierenkloot 3 роки тому +19211

    He broke the cop. The cop says “you don’t have to say anything” then he doesn’t say anything and the cop becomes a broken record lol

    • @atmedolphintheshark963
      @atmedolphintheshark963 3 роки тому +51

      Lol

    • @sauliusltcool6902
      @sauliusltcool6902 3 роки тому +156

      NO, he did not. The cop had to question the subject. He did. The subject didn't have to say anything but he knew that he would still either need to try to get out of the situation by lying or by talking to the cop at some point.

    • @zaixai9441
      @zaixai9441 3 роки тому +669

      @@sauliusltcool6902 not really. They can't keep someone indefinitely. If they had no substantial evidence after 2 days they have to release them.

    • @sauliusltcool6902
      @sauliusltcool6902 3 роки тому +16

      @@zaixai9441 Oh. Well, what about jail? He would still be put to jail even if he didn't talk right?

    • @zaixai9441
      @zaixai9441 3 роки тому +427

      @@sauliusltcool6902 if they have no evidence they can't keep you past a certain amount of time simple as that. If they think they are close to getting a confession then they can apply for a 24 hour extension but even that will end eventually. It's not China or North Korea.

  • @falcorthewonderdog2758
    @falcorthewonderdog2758 Рік тому +122

    Did anyone else notice the guy invoked his right to request an attorney and the cop kept badgering him. This is a clear violation of his rights.
    The cop starts a second interrogation and still no attorney. Another violation of Jeff's rights. That's two.

  • @oolgadiez
    @oolgadiez 7 місяців тому +8

    the fact that the hours just went on a on and no lawyer was called is terrifying and heartbreaking. clearly a violation of our constitutional rights. I would completely loose my shit if I found myself in that position

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 3 роки тому +8401

    Officer: You have the right to remain silent
    Jeff:
    Officer: heyyy why you no talk to me🥺👉👈

  • @Jr_5646
    @Jr_5646 2 роки тому +8492

    Jeff: "You playing good cop?"
    Cop: "No, usually I'm the prick."
    Jeff: "You look like the prick."
    🤣 this shit was hilarious.

    • @maxleung2762
      @maxleung2762 2 роки тому +168

      For real 😂 you know that cop felt hard with that response then got immediately shut down by a “junkie”

    • @zoeyl4d939
      @zoeyl4d939 2 роки тому +55

      @@maxleung2762 that particular cop that try to be a douchebag and get treat like one. 😂

    • @gerardoibarra105
      @gerardoibarra105 2 роки тому +12

      I said the same thing as he said it no lie

    • @goodusernameorwhat
      @goodusernameorwhat 2 роки тому +7

      I lold. Im going to hell

    • @josenotario4654
      @josenotario4654 2 роки тому +4

      😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

  • @limbotank4309
    @limbotank4309 Рік тому +12

    After hearing and watching this, I am glad you are educating people about stuff like this. Not manny understand how smart police officers are or at what lengths they can possibly go. You are awesome for this! 😎👍

  • @Randonium8
    @Randonium8 5 місяців тому +8

    5hr later then released 12 hrs later. They held him for over 17 hours in questioning when he asked for a lawyer

  • @eatallthepie
    @eatallthepie 2 роки тому +7329

    "Wham bam, thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell"
    Modern day poet

    • @phatcatfish5499
      @phatcatfish5499 2 роки тому +46

      I loved that lol.

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 2 роки тому +53

      Speech 100

    • @kissingthegoat
      @kissingthegoat 2 роки тому +14

      @Gopi Mishra[EXT] omg yes, beautiful haiku

    • @dantemack88
      @dantemack88 2 роки тому +1

      🔥🔥🔥👌🏻

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 2 роки тому +51

      Alas!
      This gift of drink, refreshing as it is,
      Has done sated mine thirst,
      But has failed to whet mine tongue.
      Prithee, return me to thine keep,
      For there is naught left for me to say.
      - Jeff

  • @haleyh4481
    @haleyh4481 2 роки тому +5601

    “the only reason i came up here is to get a fucking coke” iconic

  • @TonyEtown420
    @TonyEtown420 Рік тому +102

    Well, as an ex heroin addict for almost the amount of time he was... I'll say the fact he is doing this alllll while dope sick is.... Insane. What a legend

    • @bjeffrey1863
      @bjeffrey1863 Рік тому +2

      I was an addict too and i know damn well when he noticed them swarming buddys house he done whatever he had left in his package he probably had a loaded smash on standby..he looked way to fresh to be dope sick bro.

    • @TonyEtown420
      @TonyEtown420 Рік тому +7

      @@bjeffrey1863 i thought the same thing but hasn't he been held for a few days at the point when he drinks the coke...? I was under the impression that the "Wam bam take me back to my cell" moment was like 24-72 hours into being picked up.... So unless he boofed a loaded rig idk how he WOULDNT be sick in those videos. He would HAVE to be, as long as my understanding of how much time he's been held is accurate and he didn't somehow find a way to cop within days of hitting the block...?
      Anywho.... Wanted to say It's always nice to see another one of us that didn't die and is still out here rockin' and rippin', hope you can keep on stayin sober. I see you out 'chea bruhh. Respect 🤘🤙

    • @killawatt8243
      @killawatt8243 Рік тому +2

      Congratulations on getting better btw and keeping up the healthy good fight. I know it’s no comparable to heroin, I have been sober for a little over a year.

    • @lancelaurel3828
      @lancelaurel3828 Рік тому +3

      @@killawatt8243 it’s absolutley comparable because the hardest battles are the ones with ourselves. So you both accomplished the greatest already! Now wish me luck cuz I need it ahahah

    • @kevspeedruns9947
      @kevspeedruns9947 4 місяці тому

      I was on Dilaudid and I started getting sick 4-6 hours after a hit.... I heard heroin lasts longer but no way you won't be sick a full day after a hit right?

  • @Suicidalsquadd
    @Suicidalsquadd 5 місяців тому +9

    I can’t get enough of this dude, I always come back to watch this man do what he does❤

  • @knalt7628
    @knalt7628 7 місяців тому +7

    Pure genius! Hope your killing it Jeff!

  • @drealboy_
    @drealboy_ 3 роки тому +6526

    Officer: you have the right to remain silent
    Jeff: 🗿
    Officer: 👀

    • @Emilyrose-zi3cr
      @Emilyrose-zi3cr 3 роки тому +52

      I stop laughing at the comment

    • @Gubbinator
      @Gubbinator 3 роки тому +74

      Why is that emoji so powerful?

    • @drealboy_
      @drealboy_ 3 роки тому +19

      @@Gubbinator because it's never used lol

    • @andrewcromer92
      @andrewcromer92 3 роки тому

      Trubisky trying to pick up on another career because his NFL career is a whole joke 😂

    • @wompstopm123
      @wompstopm123 3 роки тому +9

      the first time ive seen someone properly use the moai emoji

  • @filteredvitaminsubstance5302
    @filteredvitaminsubstance5302 2 роки тому +8329

    You see kids, this is cooler than acting like you have a demon in your head or some shit...

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 2 роки тому +296

      We all know demons enter through the anoos.

    • @Ellie-st3wi
      @Ellie-st3wi 2 роки тому +364

      god that guy makes me cringe so hard, he's such an idiot, it seems like he's not even trying

    • @Daisy_Plus
      @Daisy_Plus 2 роки тому +55

      @@Tokmurok what

    • @l.acy.n
      @l.acy.n 2 роки тому +178

      @@Ellie-st3wi Ikr, he made it so obvious that he was faking everything. The dude also recorded himself saying what he was gonna do, what a dumbass💀

    • @Theoneandonlymanhimself
      @Theoneandonlymanhimself 2 роки тому +29

      I understood that reference

  • @joppy327
    @joppy327 7 місяців тому +3

    "Wham, bam, thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell." 🤣

  • @johncochran8497
    @johncochran8497 Рік тому +14

    Frankly, Jeff ought to have sued the cops who kept interrogating him after he asked for a lawyer. After all, they performed a blatant violation of his rights.

  • @revgaming9694
    @revgaming9694 2 роки тому +4507

    “You have the right to remain silent”
    *remains silent*
    “Well shit I didn’t think it would actually happen”

    • @adankalipa6206
      @adankalipa6206 2 роки тому +25

      LMAOOO

    • @hhhrari
      @hhhrari 2 роки тому +45

      jeff is the best

    • @rawreiki
      @rawreiki 2 роки тому +2

      That's exactly what I'd do lol

    • @demacolapoo777
      @demacolapoo777 2 роки тому +1

      No offense but what's wrong with your face im curious

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 2 роки тому

      @@demacolapoo777 same

  • @Shizelfizel1234
    @Shizelfizel1234 2 роки тому +13268

    This man agreeing to multiple interviews for the sole purpose of getting cokes is pretty awesome

    • @Kaito-fk6cj
      @Kaito-fk6cj 2 роки тому +421

      thats a huge brain move, what a legend

    • @jdpancoast1790
      @jdpancoast1790 2 роки тому +289

      He’s a coke addict

    • @pissotterflyswatter
      @pissotterflyswatter 2 роки тому +896

      There's a reason for that actually.
      I mean he may just really like cokes but he's going through heroin withdrawal, the sugar in those cokes will be releasing some dopamine and help alleviate a small amount of the discomfort. Science

    • @conservativehippie13
      @conservativehippie13 2 роки тому +38

      @@pissotterflyswatter brain science

    • @LixxLixx
      @LixxLixx 2 роки тому +12

      @@Kaito-fk6cj 5head

  • @arnauds69
    @arnauds69 Рік тому +4

    Thanks a lot for all your vids, they helped me a lot when questionned about a minor incident by the police, even if the laws in my country are different, I could still see the traps that cops would setup for me and happily jumped over it while saying.."Oh there is a trap"....the lady cop who interviewed me clearly wasnt happy that i did not play her game.

  • @BooneStories
    @BooneStories 9 місяців тому +12

    I loved the antihero description and using Billy Bobs character as a reference point - brilliant.
    What’s left out is the fact that heroin is the true epidemic sweeping thru our streets killing our friends and family while the pharmaceutical and drug suppliers get rich.
    Also, Jeff is a relatively intelligent guy other than his unfortunate drug problem.

  • @natedog6418
    @natedog6418 3 роки тому +23578

    This has to be the most thought provoking coke commercial I've ever watched

    • @prettyhamburger6462
      @prettyhamburger6462 3 роки тому +281

      I didn't even watch the video yet but I love your comment 😂😂😂

    • @begonexthotx2293
      @begonexthotx2293 3 роки тому +20

      One month ago

    • @nyxa8734
      @nyxa8734 3 роки тому +59

      Underrated comment.

    • @Jooo_sh
      @Jooo_sh 3 роки тому +11

      Happy 666th like

    • @adamjoe7121
      @adamjoe7121 3 роки тому +23

      @@nyxa8734 because he stole the comment from top comment

  • @Tabby-nw3bu
    @Tabby-nw3bu Рік тому +7632

    Cop: "You have the right to remain silent, do you understand?"
    Jeff: *Remains Silent*

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Рік тому +423

      Cop: And I took that personally

    • @Tohkie
      @Tohkie Рік тому +64

      simply remaining silent after being read your miranda rights is not enough. you need to verbally acknowledge that you do in fact understand that have the right to remain silent

    • @roizyo
      @roizyo Рік тому +213

      @@Tohkie You still have the right to remain silent even if you don't verbally agree to it. You generally cannot be arrested simply for failure to respond to questions.
      If a person is in custody the police must read the Miranda rights if they want to ask questions and use the answers as evidence at trial.
      By not agreeing you're just making their job a little bit harder, which is probably what Jeff wanted.

    • @MamaMia....
      @MamaMia.... Рік тому +47

      ​@@roizyo Agreed. Cops need you to say you understand otherwise the interrogation could be inadmissible. But there's really nothing to be gained by talking to cops especially if you're guilty, but even if you're not.
      So say nothing, except I want a lawyer please and thankyou!

    • @jaygerard4507
      @jaygerard4507 Рік тому +18

      @@roizyo he’s already been arrested. He won’t get charged additionally for refusing to answer questions, if that’s what you mean. Dea is right in that “the right to remain silent” is a term of art. It simply means you have the right not to answer questions. Literally not speaking has not foreclosed the possibility of cops continuing to interrogate you.
      “I do not wish to answer any questions” or “I choose to remain silent” or “I will not answer any questions without a lawyer” or simply “I want a lawyer” is how you clearly and effectively invoke your 5th amendment right against self-incrimination, i.e the right to remain silent

  • @sennypos3170
    @sennypos3170 Рік тому +4

    I've never seen this before. This was amazing

  • @WhiteSiroi
    @WhiteSiroi Рік тому

    superb, thank you JCS & Jeff

  • @averyhadik9496
    @averyhadik9496 3 роки тому +6209

    Cop "Do you understand the rights I've explained to you?"
    Jeff: "no."
    Cop: "Huh?'
    Jeff: "yeah."

    • @marie6226
      @marie6226 3 роки тому +145

      😂 loved that part

    • @rzvt1154
      @rzvt1154 3 роки тому +56

      I caught that too 😂😂

    • @kylemckinnon7788
      @kylemckinnon7788 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pamellwood7621
      @pamellwood7621 3 роки тому +18

      That’s actually the moment he fucked up. He should have just kept his mouth shut or continued playing dumb.

    • @KingJamesIX
      @KingJamesIX 3 роки тому +14

      Yes. Noticable and awesome moment.

  • @zacktomczak4962
    @zacktomczak4962 3 роки тому +11780

    Jeff : " playing good cop ? "
    Cop : " nah usually I'm the prick "
    Jeff : " you look like a prick "
    Me : 💀

    • @wicked5999
      @wicked5999 3 роки тому +21

      Cognitive Chaos «oh my gosh I just diiiiied omg 🥵😂😂💯 fr so lit 😭»

    • @looneyzmusic8599
      @looneyzmusic8599 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @dingus1655
      @dingus1655 3 роки тому +63

      (video pauses) *click* “THIS is Jeff, a heroin addict for 14 years...” 😂

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks but I can hear

    • @leeannR1
      @leeannR1 3 роки тому +5

      The cop was even pretty unprick-like

  • @thebipolarbear1
    @thebipolarbear1 2 місяці тому +3

    We're rooting for you buddy wherever you are we wish you well. This was a great video. Thank you

  • @lancelaurel3828
    @lancelaurel3828 Рік тому

    Thank you for the quote at the end it’s so good

  • @colegilliam2379
    @colegilliam2379 3 роки тому +28884

    “you have the right to remain silent”
    jeff: *remains silent*
    “...do you understand?”

    • @jackieoflynn1505
      @jackieoflynn1505 3 роки тому +186

      Hahha

    • @420sx3
      @420sx3 3 роки тому +60

      😂😂😂

    • @420sx3
      @420sx3 3 роки тому +173

      read this comment just as it happened😂

    • @therealyam4755
      @therealyam4755 3 роки тому +292

      What can I say, the man’s committed

    • @SarcasticSyringe
      @SarcasticSyringe 3 роки тому +183

      I mean he does have the right he’s not wrong lol

  • @JimMilton-ej6zi
    @JimMilton-ej6zi 9 місяців тому +21

    I'm not some ACAB nerd, but I firmly stand by the stance that the second you get into an interrogation room, those people are not your friend even if they're looking into a case that you're innocent but close to, they are your enemies who will lock you up and not give a second thought about it, so any effort made to piss off interrogators no matter who's doing it is always a good thing by me.

    • @stancexpunks
      @stancexpunks 4 місяці тому

      ACAB?

    • @HazyPinkSky
      @HazyPinkSky Місяць тому

      I’ve seen interrogation videos where the person was guilty (Chris watts, etc) and the cops are praised for their intelligence and prowess (and I agree). But seeing the same “tricks” and tactics used when they’re trying to nail an innocent person makes you realize how neutral they really are at the end of the day and how you cannot depend on your honest communication to do anything but screw you over. Cops aren’t all bad and they certainly aren’t all good but they don’t care about you they care about how they can work you over once you’ve gotten to this point, your actual guilt seems secondary. It’s nice to see someone like Jeff shake up the power balance by even 1% and throw these guys off their game tbh!

  • @boringpolitician
    @boringpolitician Рік тому +10

    Some of the police officer's body language (the little I notice):
    6:24 - Notice his scratching of his chin as he says, "talk to you about what happened last night". He is clearly nervous. He knows they don't have a case. No doubt Jeff (most likely subconsciously) picks this up.
    6:44 - After saying, "I think it's in your best interest to (talk to the police)" he starts sitting restless in his chair, moves forth and back, moving things about pointlessly. Again, nervous, unable to find a good resting position, not at ease, not calm.

  • @weekendhomeprojects
    @weekendhomeprojects 3 роки тому +65115

    Only robbery Jeff pulled off was getting 4 cokes out of those suckers.

  • @abbieinnit7937
    @abbieinnit7937 2 роки тому +2643

    “You playing good cop?”
    “Usually I’m the prick”
    “You look like a prick”
    The officer: 👁👄👁

  • @SteveCortelli
    @SteveCortelli 8 місяців тому +2

    The irony of the guy not in handcuffs saying to the guy in handcuffs:
    "now you've handcuffed me"

  • @zenfrodo
    @zenfrodo Рік тому +16

    Godspeed, Jeff. I hope you got the ending you wanted.

  • @Richaag
    @Richaag 2 роки тому +5704

    Interrogator: “You have the right to remain silent”
    Jeff - challenge accepted

  • @silkrobegeoff
    @silkrobegeoff 2 роки тому +4173

    “now you’ve handcuffed me “ - a cop talking to a person in literal handcuffs

    • @BaphyRae
      @BaphyRae 2 роки тому +7

      I think he was talking in his perspective

    • @russellchro4081
      @russellchro4081 2 роки тому +85

      @@BaphyRae yes which was ironic given the context

    • @tubeyoukonto
      @tubeyoukonto 2 роки тому +27

      Exactly my thoughts. Poor choice of words.

    • @titlewave489
      @titlewave489 2 роки тому +1

      i always think about that.

    • @BubbleArcadia
      @BubbleArcadia 2 роки тому +4

      This fucking cop I swear!!!

  • @MeyerBen27
    @MeyerBen27 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE Bad Santa, I'm so happy you chose him as the iconic Anti Hero. This is me and my dad's favorite Christmas movie lol watch it every year.

  • @GenericEric
    @GenericEric Рік тому +14

    This guy is incredibly comfortable even in cuffs. i'm pretty sure he was just happy to have a dry place to sleep and a coke

    • @mobutterflies3848
      @mobutterflies3848 3 місяці тому

      Man he made that coke look so damn good that ima get one today! He should do a commercial for Coke!

  • @nickh1079
    @nickh1079 3 роки тому +27150

    “You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand this?” *remains silent

    • @teshomacalkins3257
      @teshomacalkins3257 3 роки тому +1152

      Savage

    • @SpoilerAlert__
      @SpoilerAlert__ 3 роки тому +245

      @Rogue Mentality doesn't have to understand if he's pleading the 5th

    • @quadpictures
      @quadpictures 3 роки тому +180

      Pro gamer move

    • @yemo34
      @yemo34 3 роки тому +147

      @Rogue Mentality in what alternate universe do you come from where a DA needs your permission to charge you with a crime?

    • @arim850
      @arim850 3 роки тому +62

      @Rogue Mentality All those words and yet u didnt say anything

  • @pyra1488
    @pyra1488 2 роки тому +4221

    Remember this rule:
    “Am I under arrest?”
    “No” -> k bye
    “Yes” -> Lawyer

    • @KierTiVi
      @KierTiVi 2 роки тому +239

      Jeff without a doubt is an addict but you can tell that he is not responsible what the fuck happens here based on his tone of voice and his natural badass manner

    • @GXH24
      @GXH24 2 роки тому +183

      You can be detained and not free to go but not under arrest. But yeah as a general rule that is good. If you are detained don't talk to cops. Everything can and will be used against you. Not to help you

    • @TamiaTomato
      @TamiaTomato 2 роки тому +6

      Nice joke mate but idk about the comments above me

    • @achaides
      @achaides 2 роки тому +91

      He asked for a lawyer and they didn't get him one 😕

    • @Evexin
      @Evexin 2 роки тому +11

      @@achaides probably because they can hold him for like up to 8 hours or whatever.

  • @JoshSand-bl3wi
    @JoshSand-bl3wi 7 місяців тому +3

    Jeff is a legend!!! The goat!!!!

  • @ellocodiablo
    @ellocodiablo Рік тому +103

    I love this man, he treats law enforcement the way they should be treated...

  • @haroon3368
    @haroon3368 2 роки тому +5121

    officer: "You have the right to remain silent"
    Jeff: Remains silent
    Officer: FUCK me, what have I done

    • @2pacalypseish
      @2pacalypseish 2 роки тому +96

      A coke will get him to talk a lil more 😂

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb 2 роки тому +64

      the miranda rights are to protect civilians, not cops. its EXACTLY why the law is how it is

    • @TheDutchisGaming
      @TheDutchisGaming 2 роки тому +25

      @@2pacalypseish and if the coke doesn’t work. Try heroine.

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 роки тому +5

      God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and the Son of God and died on a cross for our sins! Believe God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and trust in God! Live for Jesus as He died for you!! (Don’t swear or take God’s name in vain!) 🥰🤍

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb 2 роки тому +14

      @@oliviagrace6914 sorry sweetie, but jesus/god dont care if you use naughty words. jesus didnt even speak english so how would he even perceive the word "fuck"?

  • @eugenebebs7767
    @eugenebebs7767 2 роки тому +15672

    It would be even funnier if narrator switched sides and started explaining how Jeff's tactics work on the interrogator

    • @lilsagey
      @lilsagey 2 роки тому +411

      Fuckin priceless! Thats funny af.

    • @bwhite87100
      @bwhite87100 2 роки тому +125

      Why is this not the top comment?!

    • @flyagaric007
      @flyagaric007 2 роки тому +56

      man im in tears.....LMAO

    • @SlowerIsFaster139
      @SlowerIsFaster139 2 роки тому +40

      Lmao Best comment I've seen on the channel

    • @yippieyupper7234
      @yippieyupper7234 2 роки тому +9

      Watch the episode before this lol

  • @EokaBeamer69
    @EokaBeamer69 Місяць тому +3

    I think we all need to be a little bit like Jeff.

  • @Karjalol
    @Karjalol Рік тому +7

    I am not done with the video but I feel so sad for Jeff. He seems like a really intelligent and well thought man, sucks that life put him in that position. Take care of yourself people

  • @BigShaun
    @BigShaun 3 роки тому +6043

    “Do you understand your rights Jeff?”
    Jeff: 🗿

    • @Lacter12
      @Lacter12 3 роки тому +11

      exactly

    • @fleurmat4750
      @fleurmat4750 3 роки тому +43

      🗿

    • @AltsekBUL
      @AltsekBUL 3 роки тому +5

      Very original, I lol'd! Cheers!

    • @SaraAlDhaheri
      @SaraAlDhaheri 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @BigShaun
      @BigShaun 3 роки тому

      PobedaV I saw the emoji being used on another video on same channel 😂 but the joke is mine lol

  • @untrustworthypigeons5154
    @untrustworthypigeons5154 2 роки тому +3910

    "He said he would talk for a coke and a butterfinger" kills me

    • @WhtMike2006
      @WhtMike2006 2 роки тому +4

      @@SimonThomas-qr8nv 😂😂😂

    • @ryanjofre
      @ryanjofre 2 роки тому +1

      @@SimonThomas-qr8nv - lmfao. Exactly.

    • @iamupinacloud
      @iamupinacloud 2 роки тому +6

      He probably would've just asked for Methadone next and told them that he wouldn't talk unless he got some.

    • @cortransport
      @cortransport 2 роки тому

      Lol funny

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 роки тому +1

      @@SimonThomas-qr8nv?? Plz explain

  • @DanielWSonntag
    @DanielWSonntag 7 місяців тому +1

    The microphones are so clear, I thought this was dubbed

  • @MrzGrinn
    @MrzGrinn 11 місяців тому +3

    Jeff played the game to get snacks and a coke lol , I love it ! Especially at the end when he told them I’m only here for the coke , the detective was so done with him . He’s an addict but smart and savvy as hell, I use him as a learning tool❤

  • @aladetyler7423
    @aladetyler7423 2 роки тому +3582

    “You have the right to remain silent”
    Jeff: *silent*
    Officer: 😑

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 2 роки тому +5

      no replies?

    • @Cream2017
      @Cream2017 2 роки тому +6

      @@aj3706 no

    • @doesntMetter1
      @doesntMetter1 2 роки тому +21

      Unfortunately that means he understood his rights and will be used against him

    • @DEATHGRIPZ1
      @DEATHGRIPZ1 2 роки тому +1

      Funney

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 2 роки тому +2

      @@Cream2017 thanks for replying

  • @3aloosh623
    @3aloosh623 2 роки тому +7066

    “You have the right to stay silent”
    Jeff: stays silent
    “You understand”
    *I aint talking mate*

    • @Zerg435
      @Zerg435 2 роки тому +69

      I was taken for questioning once as a suspect. I told them everything, got myself a cup of coffee, and was released. I was not the young girl they wanted to hold for the night.

    • @InstaSwapper
      @InstaSwapper 2 роки тому +68

      @@Zerg435 you got to singing like Ariana grande you rat

    • @Zerg435
      @Zerg435 2 роки тому +33

      @@InstaSwapper Don't every add me in your crimes. I sing like a bella donna. 😇

    • @tangerineoctopus5801
      @tangerineoctopus5801 2 роки тому +14

      @@Zerg435 fuck that I ain’t snitching ever

    • @jerseyscum9126
      @jerseyscum9126 2 роки тому +35

      @@tangerineoctopus5801 okay tangerine octopus

  • @wvangel5629
    @wvangel5629 10 місяців тому

    Absolutely Loved This!!!!

  • @starrgravityasmr1339
    @starrgravityasmr1339 9 місяців тому +3

    I hope the best for Jeff. Truly.

  • @gforce7431
    @gforce7431 2 роки тому +4386

    Imagine the narrator gets arrested, and during the interview, he looks at the camera and explains the questions, his responses, and his body language.

    • @Duskforge
      @Duskforge 2 роки тому +707

      "I am currently running from the police. Judging by the way he is pulling a taser out of his pocket with an annoyed but not angry look on his face, I can conclude that he is utilizing the common police technique known as a tackle."

    • @vinspierre9474
      @vinspierre9474 2 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @foxopossum
      @foxopossum 2 роки тому +7

      Hmm...interesting

    • @gregap8282
      @gregap8282 2 роки тому +68

      @@Duskforge lol I read that with his voice

    • @missladyjay4897
      @missladyjay4897 2 роки тому

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @Akwar
    @Akwar 2 роки тому +6109

    Cop: "I got sooooo much evidence."
    Jeff: "Like what?"
    Cop: **freezes up like an elementary school kid that can't manage a lie he made up on the spot.**

    • @sidvacant9382
      @sidvacant9382 2 роки тому +403

      Source: just trust me bro

    • @joebaker7788
      @joebaker7788 2 роки тому +163

      This comment section is proving the anti-hero thesis to be so true

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 2 роки тому +35

      Well you can't just give the interviewee all your cards, I suspect they just weren't quite ready for Jeff to be so blunt in his asking.

    • @spooder_jockey
      @spooder_jockey 2 роки тому +14

      lol he sounded like a kid trying to write a book report for a book he never read

    • @rainer8137
      @rainer8137 2 роки тому

      @@sidvacant9382 what?

  • @iwebbeful
    @iwebbeful Рік тому +2

    the sheer breadth of material this channel covers is just outstanding

  • @MorbidCrow
    @MorbidCrow Місяць тому +3

    I used this method when I got swatted and it worked I wasn't arrested or expelled

  • @Keyce0013
    @Keyce0013 2 роки тому +18001

    I have never laughed louder or harder than when the police officer told Jeff that he had the right to remain silent, proceeded to ask Jeff if he understood, and received total silence in response. xD

    • @asotelles
      @asotelles 2 роки тому +398

      lol like, what would happen if someone don't respond that?

    • @wes4192
      @wes4192 2 роки тому +238

      I think you’ve laughed both louder and harder

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 2 роки тому +11

      Ye

    • @isaiahswannn9735
      @isaiahswannn9735 2 роки тому +12

      Gold

    • @leiasart4610
      @leiasart4610 2 роки тому +301

      Yea this guy has some amazing humour. I hope he managed to get his life together, he seems like sort of a great guy.

  • @shiy33
    @shiy33 2 роки тому +2582

    Jeff only agreed to talk to them so he could get a coke...smart man

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah, sugar helps a tiny bit when you're dope sick.

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 2 роки тому +15

      Yup.He told them he needed methadone.didnt see them give a fuck about that.hoping he would go into withdraw so the could use it to their advantage

    • @BOYKE-uz6tl
      @BOYKE-uz6tl 2 роки тому +1

      Almost a 1000 ppl in 1day en this vid was posted a year ago 😳

    • @BOYKE-uz6tl
      @BOYKE-uz6tl 2 роки тому +1

      Liked in 1 day

    • @markharrison1889
      @markharrison1889 2 роки тому

      @@Crackpot_Astronaut lol you don’t just go into withdraw all of a sudden

  • @ryantyner1921
    @ryantyner1921 Рік тому +1

    The legend just posted a new video on youtube minute ago. glad he is still going strong!

  • @playermick-1660
    @playermick-1660 2 роки тому +3194

    perfect beginning of a movie 1:29 ...
    "playing good cop?"
    "usually i'm the prick"
    "you look like a prick"
    Narration - "this is Jeff. Jeff is a heroin addict......"

    • @OsKarMike1306
      @OsKarMike1306 2 роки тому +198

      Straight out of a Tarantino movie

    • @ProdCashhier
      @ProdCashhier 2 роки тому +16

      @@OsKarMike1306 trueeee

    • @JadeLeahPilling01
      @JadeLeahPilling01 2 роки тому +105

      *freeze frame* you're probably wondering how Jeff got into this situation...

    • @sleepinggorilla
      @sleepinggorilla 2 роки тому +6

      I think Jeff is Kaiser Solze.

    • @arpitdas4263
      @arpitdas4263 2 роки тому +1

      Dang I'm making this

  • @marriii3626
    @marriii3626 3 роки тому +3974

    My guy took “you have the right to remain silent” quite seriously.

    • @nuwandakoh
      @nuwandakoh 3 роки тому +12

      Lmfao watching him ahhhahha

    • @B77548
      @B77548 3 роки тому +29

      He's not your guy, friend.

    • @dompit9535
      @dompit9535 3 роки тому +76

      @@B77548 He's not your friend, buddy.

    • @arianasmoonlightbae4123
      @arianasmoonlightbae4123 3 роки тому +51

      @@dompit9535 He s not your buddy, amigo.

    • @CIA_Killed_JFK
      @CIA_Killed_JFK 3 роки тому +32

      Well the cops say "anything you say can and will be used AGAINST you in a court of law" they don't say "anything you say can and will be used in your favor to help you out"
      So obviously 🤫🤐

  • @charlesml3
    @charlesml3 Рік тому +8

    "Give me your side of the story." Translation: "You need to give me everything I need to charge you with a crime."

  • @cynthiadeese3861
    @cynthiadeese3861 7 місяців тому +8

    The fact that this guy was able to handle these cops all while going through heroine withdrawal. Impressive

  • @fnkyron
    @fnkyron 3 роки тому +5716

    They just keep dragging guy outta the cell and giving him cokes.
    He drinks the coke, doesnt sign anything, then says "take me back to the cell".
    Fantastic.

    • @SeppukuAddict
      @SeppukuAddict 3 роки тому +166

      The ol' switcheroo

    • @michellec3135
      @michellec3135 3 роки тому +23

      LOL. facts!!!!!!

    • @Churd84538
      @Churd84538 3 роки тому +43

      I thought I heard him mention a Butterfinger as he was heading back to his cell.

    • @joelmorse4653
      @joelmorse4653 3 роки тому +33

      Ring a bell, get a coke. Ring a bell, get a coke. Ring a bell.....

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 3 роки тому +73

      Remember though that each time he gets out the cell for interview he is further into withdrawals. Heroin addiction makes you need lots of sugar (don’t ask me why, it’s a strong craving) the police are using (or hoping) to use his withdrawals to get him to crack. It’s like being in hell when you get nicked and got a habit. Jeff is actually a pro with these guys and they know it.