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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2022
- Top posts from r/Itemshop on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Narrator ► / thelexikitty
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Lexi, "I need this. I need this. I need this. But I can’t have it."
Two weeks later...
The Lexi-Wife, "Lexi. Why are there multiple cats, puppies and snakes in top hats in our living room?
Lexi, "No reason."
OMG PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
177 likes but 1 comment I'll fix that
@@kaede- 0 likes and 0 comments lets fix that
Oh hi
Lexi's high-pitched happy voice is the highlight of the video. Anytime the day's going bad it is just very wholesome. Like giving your sister a stuffed animal she really wanted at Christmas
Her squeals of happiness is just Serotonin straight to the veins.
lexi is like me, apparently
Me: having a horrible day
Lexi: **narrates a video**
Me: *intense smiling*
😊x10000
Me: Intense smiling already
15:10
Me:
Sixty degrees that come in threes.
Watches from within birch trees.
Saw his own dimension burn.
Misses home and can't return.
Says he's happy. He's a liar.
Blame the arson for the fire.
If he wants to shirk the blame,
He'll have to invoke my name.
One way to absolve his crime.
A different form, a different time.
--AXOLOTL(Alex Hirsch)
Me: realizes I'm in public
*does not care*
Continues intense smiling
Sorry, am I Too nerdy or NOT nerdy ENOUGH?
Is it just me that finds Lexi like an adorable little and excited kid?
Nope I see it to
Yes because it is true lol
I personally find Lexi as cool as hell
Not just you, Lexi is the reason i watch this channel, makes me laugh everytimr
Hell no! I was just about to comment on how wonderful her squees of joy are. She's a ray of sunshine 🧡
lexi: comedy+100, health+100, charisma+2000, bank-0, braincells-216
*just noticed that editing a comment removes the heart :(*
you forgot charisma +2,000
*itemshop moment*
fun fact : lexi is a person
@@isappycracks real
@@isappycracks source?
(Not meant as hate, I just swear this woman isn't human in a positive way tho)
I swear, every time Emkay has Lexi as a narrator, there’s at least one person who replies “SHE?” Every time someone refers to her with She/Her pronouns.
Wait SHE?????
(For the love of god I’m kidding)
@@littleyellowdeer (I could tell, don’t worry)
Then the fucking bigots come in and say she's not or some bullshit like that.
Ong I see this was too much
As a trans male (ftm) it infuriates me 💀
OH! I'm so so sorry- I'm new to the channel and I didn't know! Thank you so much-
"I WANT TO BE VIOLENTLY TRANS"
best quote ever
This. This is what I mean when I'm transmasc gender chaotic.
Meanwhile, I want to be violently bi.
Also coincidentally, I’m wearing a pride shirt rn. What a small world
I also want to be violently trans
@@drsprite_officialI have no gender. Only chaos.
Pretty sure that lightsaber is canon tho
We need more people like Lexi in this world. She is so wholesome.
you might wanna get checked
I think you should look between "her" legs buddy.
She?!!
🐢
r/facepalm
i love how when theres absolutely ANYTHING animal related, Lexi just adorably screeches
I love how Lexi just MELTS every time she has cuteness overload
this subreddit matches lexi so well
We need to have Lexi doing r/eyebleach videos again. Her reactions to the adorable animals are usually more adorable than the animals she’s reacting to.
Wait Lexi is a girl
@@qwerty902 Yeah
@@qwerty902 she’s trans, basically became male to female.
They hearted it, get ready
I find Lexi fawning over cute stuff so wholesome :)
I appreciate Lexis fine eye for bootleg engineering as a fellow enjoyer of all that is janky southern engineering. To all reading this stay safe and stay hydrated!
7:04 "No-one expects the mechanical inquisition"
*Laughs in 40k*
NOONE EXPECTS THE MECHANICAL INQUISITION!!!
_fails due to a mechanical engineering issue_
Lexi: +100% aww! -40,000 awfulness and depression, +100% "I want that"
14:16 it’s a centrifuge test tube. It separates liquid from solid for testing: some use it for cooking as well.
I thought it was a tube of that soap you blow bubbles with.
this entire subreddit is rpg but irl
Lexi's noises when she sees something cute makes me smile so much
"Violently trans" has to be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.
2:55 That thing could legitametely be a weapon from skylanders trap teams.
Anytime lexi narrates a emkay vid my day, afternoon or night gets even better
Day 49 of asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them.
Probably not because Lexi isn’t a guy she’s a trans girl
@@Wizard0fDogs Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she can't review the subreddit with them. I call everyone guys, dudes, etc., no matter their gender.
Yes
We need to add the click to the mixture
@@olakpasa6486 yes we do
i like that the editor censored pumpkin man’s chest but completely disregarded the very conveniently located stem.
Lol
6:37 Lexi loosing it cause cute, makes my day every time c:
I’m not sure if this has been said before, but I like to imagine r/itemshop and r/bossfight combined to make a story 😅
1:21 , my brother actually has this, it’s a piggy bank, place a coin on the platform of water near the boat, and a Godzilla pops out taking in the coin.
It really DOES release a mini-Godzilla for 7 turns...
0:05 THE RETURN OF _E G G_
Tipped bullets or any tipped weapons are illegal to use in Wars after WW2.
You can probably use it for hunting...
As a fellow disabled person, can I just say that I love Lexi's sense of humor about it? You go girl; let's own our disabilities!! If we're going to have the struggles, we might as well have some laughs about them aswell.
How is she blind yet can still read
@@Mr._funny2006 "legally blind" is a very different condition from just being blind. you can still see, it just fucking sucks
@@zekrua4006 ok
@@Mr._funny2006partially blind
Lexi fauning over the Dog of Distraction is the cutist thing I've ever seen or heard.
I think Lexi of all people would appreciate that the creature shown on the seafloor at 14:56 appears to be called a Wobbegong Shark. It's an ambush predator. If it's not a Wobbegong Shark, well - they still look cool, so look it up, and the name is fun. Didn't see anyone else commenting that on a quick glance.
That is most certainly a wobbegong
@@moonwatcher164 Nice! This picture made it look different from others I'd seen. Such a good name. Fitting.
@@OverlordMaggie what do you mean fitting?
@@moonwatcher164 The name feels appropriate for the shark somehow. The shark has a unique and striking appearance, wobbegong has a unique and striking sonority :) I think the name works well for the shark. Unfamiliar with its origins, but if the word stems from another language and describs its unusual look the name fits even better.
@@OverlordMaggie k
7:40 “ I want to string it around and be violently trans” BEST LEXY QUOTE
Lexi* swing*
@@mammybates N o
5:53 Florida has fairies then.. interesting!
Item name: Sierra’s Tomb
Rarity: One of a kind/One per save
Item Type: Summon
Item effect: +100 max health & 150 magic to party member that summoned, fully heal and revive all party members, gives summoner the “Loving Purr” healing spell(fully heals self as a one time use in battle), summons Sierra’s Ghost(500 health) to aid you in battle(heals party with powerful healing spells that heal 50-250 health randomly).
How to obtain: Name your character Justin at the start of the game and adopt a cat and name it Sierra the when it dies you will get this item.
Who can use: Only you
Inspiration: Inspired by my plush clone of my cat who died several years ago that I put her ashes and adoption certificate inside of.
Lexi: +100% phrases
Robin: +200% humor
Jack: +8million% the snack that smiles back
Together they create the emkay a god like being with thousands of infinite stats
Honestly, Lexi is probably one of my favorites! She and Robin are number one, and number two are Damien and Jack. I can't choose just one
all, all of them are number one
@@user-mi7of3vt1f Yeah, that's true
15:31
emkay video: "introduces a wallet with splash damage"
Me: Markiplier self-defence video
The earliest I’ve ever been to an emkay video
I love Lexi's blind interpretation of the flower pen as eldrich horror
So we have established that Lexi is a "swarm of companions" style of (presumably) humanoid.
Edit: 8:46 I see this as an absolute win!
Yas.
Ye
9:59
5:44 bro can delete the entire universe
Lexi is by far my favorite narrator. Not only does she make my day, she seems to be having fun while doing it and she makes awesome jokes. Makes me smile every time I find a new video with her in it
Ending was hilarious! Love your work.
Robin (Bird Form) + 100 Sanity + 100 Cuteness + 100 Fat Birb
The tactical ferret strikes again
Armstrong's Nanomachines "NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA"
+1000 defence +buff man effect
IT ALL ABOUT THE ITEM SHOP ECONOMY JACK
"Nobody expects the Mechanical Inquisition!"
*bluescreens*
0:50 +80 initial damage +1000 fire damage over the course of a month
Special feature: can be any temperature from absolute zero to one googol kelvin
It is the decision of the creature to hurt or heal the owner.
+infinite cutness
15:15
Please eject Bill from the shop
Yes, THAT Bill
Ah, l see you are a man of culture as well
15:54
" Where'd the money for the power bill go? All of the lights are off!"
A rainbow blade lights up the darkness.
"I have no idea."
I laughed when Lexi trying to find the stealth cat 😂
The mecha pope wasn't that creative
...
There's Evangelion
Didn't know Lexi was trans
Always thought she was a girl with a deep voice
Glad I was right
had me in the first half
5:00 I was actually thinking the possibility of such when thinking over invisibility cloaks
“Never seen a key with a dps rating”
Terraria Keybrand; “am I a joke to you?”
The Godzilla box is a coin holder, I know cause I have one.
Whoa
Same! I got one as a kid when I didn’t even like Godzilla. Hella fun thing
1:41
Name: Cat Soup
Type: High energy food
Effects: Atk +25% , Spd +50%, Night vision unlocks, Dfs -24%.
Description: ready to eat wholesome meal and Approved by Emkay .
11:58 All you need is immunity to debuffs, then you just stuff 50 of these into your pockets
Lexi's cutesy voice is cuter than the image. Please keep on doing these Lexi! 🥺
0:55 something else was probably breathing fire
Yo
Edit: I like how her reactions to cute things are like "OH EM GEE LE KIYUUUUUUUUT LITOL TINGGG!"
2:05 Um, excuse me, that looks like a burrito, not a kabob.
I have a mini fridge like that, but it only opens a portal to a world where I'm not a disappointment
11:00 this literally convinced me
Hope everyone is safe and loved today!
I didn’t know Emkay would still upload, I love your videos! :DDDDDD
You know it's going to be a good day when lexi narrates!
2:46 Son (from Bread Boys)'s tactical helmet
HECK YEAH BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY HOMIES LOVE BREAD 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 I❤🍞 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
7:45 "violently trans" 😭✋ this has me dead
Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.
11:38 Okay so hear me out; Soak your shotgun rounds in Botox, rat poison, or human feces.
The "eyes" on birch trees specifically always creeped me out when I was a kid. You could see them when you go through the stairs down to the first floor.
Guess where I live.
In a giant birch tree!!????!!
in a birch forest?
Hint: The colors of my city are representing the colors of the tree, in different shades.
Thank you for cheering me up after an emotional breakdown-
Lexi's squees are absolutely adorable
Dingus
Hingus
Bingus
@@novaraxis sneezing
Singus
Yamalamayingus
4:18 IT HAS A PROJACTER
Cant believe it
I easily recognized and remembered lexi after finally coming back on this channel
Bruh
The explosion at the end
I LITERALLY JUMPED
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
r/itemshop is pure comedy
Wait, what happens if someone already is a furry? Is there just a 50% chance the ring doesn't do anything?
They become an animal being a furry of a human
@@cmqptkloacjko Wonder what you would call that. Hmmm...
I've got it! A Furless!
1:50 theres an offbrand of lego that has actual katana sets and some are even based off anime. I have a 900+ set that comes from the Bleach anime. It comes complete with scabbard and stand
Second
Jk lol
I am actually horse
You reading this…. You’re going to be great I promise you! Take it a step at a time,grind and Believe! You’re getting to the top 💯 . Your dream will soon become reality ❣️🤞🏽
i feel like if we combined this subreddit and r/bossfight into one another, coded, animated and balanced it, we could have a trillion dollar idea of a game here
10:52 I actually bought clear ‘jelly’ flip flops for this reason. 1) perfect fit, 2) Uber comfort, 3) Walmart prices, 4) ability to look like I’m walking barefoot when I’m not lololol 10/10 would totally lose in a swimming pool
8:36 I'm already a furry so I'll put on that ring, If I become a catboy I can't imagine it being much worse than being a furry.
I'm sorry to hear that hope you get better soon 🙏
@@FoxyyDS uwu us furries don't have a mental problem, it's just a hobby
@@FoxyyDS there's literally nothing wrong with being a furry? Its essentially cosplay and fanart of our own characters
0:28 unfortunate side effect: reveals that you are the real Slim Shady
Yay! Another r/itemshop video! Thank you Lexi!
of course i have "Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this" (will wood lyric) stuck in my head and of course there's a sun tzu quote in this video, its just like the tom scott in the rat video incident
Hearing Lexi squeal makes my day 100% better
boat: grants +5 attack, -5 speed, AND A BIRTHDAY AT THE KRUSTY KRABS!
6:54 Warhammer 40K fans: Brothers and sisters, our time has come.
Please more. This is great.
Fairy ring, it’s a fairy ring.
That godzilla box is actually a fancy piggy bank where godzilla comes up and grabs the coin
*anything deadly*
Lexi: I APROVE.
The dog is the best reason to be late for work
Furby
+50 intimidation +1000 uncomfortableness
hope to see more videos on this subreddit I like stuff related to simple RPG games