r/Itemshop | you can't handle the smoke.
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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Narrator ► / @itsboobin
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As a person with a father who loves both knives and tools, I can say that the lefty loosy righty fighty is a very useful object
Are you sure you're a person though?
"You need to cry, let's brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench. OR I could stab you in the gut with the knife. KNIFE WRENCH! Practical AND safe." - The Janitor
@@AIHumanEquality Oh shit
You're kidding, right? That Wrench is NOT useful in the slightest as a WRENCH.
It's a Knife ONLY, if you tried to use it as a Wrench, your hand would slip and you'd slit your palm at best and lose fingers at worst.
The greatest use of a Wrench is how much distance your hand gets from the object you're wrenching while still holding the wrench.
This gives you the greatest amount of lever strength, acting as a breaker bar, to remove the bolt.
THAT WRENCH, your hand is near the Fulcrum, you have no real leverage to apply to it, AND you're risking your fingers. Plus, if you apply full strength towards you, slip off the object or break the wrench part, you'll have all your weight applied to a knife that is most likely coming right back at you.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop endorsing dumb products like this. I don't care if you can sleeve that blade in a foot long metal sheath, that's just a stress riser on the knife blade, you'll wind up with a broken tool in more than one way.
If you want to lose fingers
Is no one gonna talk about how good Robin sounds when he imitates Markiplier?
If only Markiplier was higher pictch
Omg thank you I was about to comment this! He sounded really good somehow!
Agreed! His impression is hilariously close!
I thought they actually brought in Mark himself lol
I had a stroke reeding your name.
3:56 is honestly such a good impression
Mark 2 spotted
I like to imagine that the "Nuh uh" is an actual item that you take out and it just goes poof and what you denied instantly becomes false to everyone around the world
Be careful i heard some npc’s have a legendary yuh huh item and they can cancel and delete your nuh uh item
However the legendary "frick you mean nuh uh?" Item can be used to reverse the effect
Uhh... that flail is a reference to _the demon core_ - a plutonium sphere from the Manhattan project that has a multi-scientist body count due to accidents with its neutron reflector shell slipping causing it to go sub-critical and emit massive radiation bursts _multiple times._
Boop
Tasty😊
@@eye_s0ck3ts4120 billion calories there!
@@seantaggart7382 ill be full for the rest of my life🤷♀️🤷♀️
Yeah, something no one should be surprised by when the tools for manipulating the thing are flippin' flat bladed screwdrivers to pry open the lid
I'm pretty sure there are actual psychological studies on the effects of color on mood. Like, light blue is calming, red inspires anger or romance, yellow (especially in combination with red) inspires hunger, etc
iirc correctly green is also fairly calming, and best when associated with blue (source: the outside world)
7:13 Bulls don't care about colors. Mythbusters proved that they target the movement, not the color red.
The record burger is far from a waste of food. When made, entire communities and the public service folks of those communities are invited to take part and eat what was made. Its basically treated like a massive cookout, and other foods are made to go with it by those communities.
10:09 I unironically bought some of that soap and it doesn't smell like any of those things. It has an extremely vague campfire smell but it's just generic lavender scented soap.
Just gonna say.... The Flail.... It belongs in Fallout as a gag weapon that kills the enemy AND user for 1,000,000 Damage with 4,232,974.21 DPS... It's definitely a One-Hit KO Item... For the enemy, you, and everyone within a 1 mile radius... Minimum!
@2:05 Re: improving flails, please note the freaking nuclear demon core replacing the mace end. D8
He prefers bleeding over cancer and radiation sickness
2:14 Emkay, that is the Demon Core, and is a device so deadly, just being in the general area is guaranteed death, because it's a nuclear core reacting just ever so slightly slow enough to not explode.
the merch plug always shows up when you least expect it...
just like the Spanish Inquisition
Let's try that again.
They had us in the first half
*breaks door down*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH MERCHQUISITION!
I don't think you should eat the t-shirts
Time to browse some whimsical wares to spend my hard-earned doubloons... Let's see what our glorious EmKay shopkeeper has for us today. :3
@why should we care if you subscribe to us?
Fun Fact: Doubloons were not a pirate currency but actually a currency used by the Spanish.
@@AIHumanEqualityAnd a lot of pirates were Spanish, hence the association
ew furry
14:20
Counter argument for tipping it over:
The tonk can rotate its turret and use it like a flipping device, making it fairly resistant against being flipped over for long.
However, it cannot save itself from being flipped completely upside-down, as in its resting on the top of the turret. In that case it’s screwed.
In addition, the tonk is capable of being in places a tank normally wouldn’t.
Say, the interior of a building with double doors. As long as it’s short enough, it can easily traverse structures.
As a downside though, it has low crew numbers and low overall storage capacity.
I swear to all that is beautiful, the picture in that tuba meme was taken in MY HOMETOWN. I'd recognize those mountains anywhere and, unless I'm tripping, I could SWEAR I lived NEAR THAT TRACK, FIELD, AND SCHOOL
ETA: I think I remember this EXACT wildfire. There was a giant red blotch on the mountain for weeks if not months after thanks to the powder they used to help suffocate/slow/stop the fire
10:07 Guy uses this soap. Runs a stop sign. Gets pulled over. Is arrested for DUI. Officer's report says he could smell the whiskey coming off him.
as a kid in marching band: yeah unless the field itself is on fire the band directors probably won’t care
3:57 does mark have the forbidden mustache!?
"You need to cry, let's brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench. OR I could stab you in the gut with the knife. KNIFE WRENCH! Practical AND safe." - The Janitor
Petition to get Robin to talk about the ifunny watermark on his channel
Where?
TACTICAL DOOOOOOOIT
TACTICAL DOOOOOOOOIT
INCOMING *alarms blaring*
*explosion sounds mixed with oboe sounds*
"Doot Doot" -Pingu
TACTICAL DOOTS INCOMING *it drops and makes a very loud doot sound*
0:38 that's a watch
Ivern Whelp
Class: Pet
"An adorable ivy dragon whelp who is happy to oblige in your conquest."
Stats: 100 offense, 100 defense, 100 health
Buffs: +20 offense, +20 defense
Special 1: Thorns - deals 10 damage each second to enemies within melee range of you.
Evolves into Grown Ivern
Thanks for giving Robin another happy-ish reddit. Improving the flail nearly knocked me out. 🤣❤️
Alright, now I steal all of these and incorporate them into my dungeons and dragons game.
@ aw be quiet ya bot.
@ Are you trying to give me a curse?
6:37 that is what nikocado avocado eats every day
***doots intensify***
4:17 - we're nice pot fox 🥺
3:45 it is in fact, a real vampires fighting kit from way back, when
A portmanteau is basically when you mash words together into new words. Y'know, like half the shipping and fusion names in 90% of fandoms because people are uncreative.
Like the PathOwOgen. You're combining pathogen and OwO.
9:46 wait, why does the soap look like someone took a bite out of it?
You don't eat your soap? How do you clean your mouth then dirty man?
I think it was supposed to look like flames lol
14:27 wear it on your back and you’re always technically running away from it
I fucking love how enthusiastic he is when doing these merch plugs. If only I had any money 😢
"If only I had any money." - 70% of America right now.
Imagine grabbing the knife wrench like it was a real wrench.
wrench knife haha i can see the kitchen gun guy trying to sell that
15:20 pov your post is in an emkay video
The end of the weapon is a frickin nuclear bomb core dude
2:12
While watching this, I had an idea for a Companion for an RPG game, and I’m allowing anyone to use it
Incept
Companion type: Support
Spd: 2
HP: 30
Ability:
Unwind - heals both themselves and the player the amount of time that has elapsed since last ability use (in seconds), 5 second cooldown.
That is an amazing companion idea! (This is a sign that I am stealing it and stuffing it in a game somewhere btw)
12:05 ‘You better be freaking McLovin it!’
Um... did you miss the fact that the "improved" flail has a demon core attached? That would make it less of an "improvement" and more of a "painful suicide pact".
(fyi: The Demon Core’ was a 6.2 kg subcritical mass of plutonium core built during the 1940s to be used in nuclear weapons. The core resulted in the death of two scientists, which earned it the strange and sinister nickname. The deaths resulted because it has a "critical" configuration that releases huge amounts of radiation.)
of course Robin is still advertizing the EmKay-Merch, just because he looks great in the ad (and the sweater) - and he knows it. glad to see he is still grounded enough to continue narrating memes and not becoming a fulltime fashion model.
0:30 I’ve got 6 Snap-on steak knives that are also 13mm spanners
11:19 That is delicious blackberry squash kind of like the British equivalent of Kool aid concentrated fruit and sugar mix you add to water. One of the things I absolutely crave having lived in the States for a decade!
Something forgotten about the rubiks cube is that it acts as a distraction to cubers, speedcubers are distracted for less time, and they both recover buffs when they solve it
Marching bands will march through the fire. Stay in formation or be sacrificed to the drum majors.
Doot doot! (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
That Markiplier impression is actually really good lmao
2:05 "Tickle the Dragon's tail with the Demon's Core mace. You'll Say 'Well, that does it.'"
1:46 my diety sometimes weilds a dire flail imbued with the concept of his own self destruction. Its a very powerful weapon that you generally dont want to be on either end of. Its made of a metal made of the melted bones of all the dieties of the pantheon.
Competitive cooking 2:36
robin was very offended by the smore
"OHKO" stands for one-hit knockout.
Rusted sword: deals 5 bleed damage and 10 poison damage 50 durability
3:56. That was actually quite a good impression of Markiplier 👍
As a band kid with hearing issues, I can confirm that is what a tuba sounds like.
He's actually holding the tuba wrong. There's no way he can reach the mouth piece from that position. If he flipped it, it will work and give a very loud doot nuke, speaking from experience.
Aren't you supposed to operate tubas with a team? Three was the standard for a bit - one loader, one on the trigger, and a spotter. You could use two people if you didn't need a spotter, or if the loader could multitask.
No, i have been able to do it by myself. It's very effective
You wanna launch smoke bombs cause that plume of smoke is not a nuke or even a mortar or rocket. 😂
I meant in someone's ear, I go "DOOOOOOT" then they become deaf.
0:35 is the best scrubs reference I’ve seen ever lol
1:35 someone make code red dew dogs! I *NEED* to try these as someone who can’t live without Mountain Dew! The one thing I love more than coffee!!
You can do it yourself. Get the injection kit for Thanksgiving turkeys, some Oscar Meyer hotdogs and a mountain dew code red. Inject the hot dog and cook it up
i need
11:37 you return to your default settings if you drink it
5:41 that's a candelabra right?
7:27 Does anyone actually point out the iFunny watermark genuinely? Because I've seen plenty of comments like "obligatory pointing out of iFunny watermark" and sarcastic references to it popping up at the bottom of posts, but I've never seen someone point it out genuinely. Was there a lot of people who pointed out the watermark that I just missed and everyone started making fun of them?
And why would people do that in the first place?
Finally i understood this , What this channel About! 💗
8:00 Cheese based PERSONAL LUBRICANT
1:28 Who Rename the Mountain Dew to this 😂😂😂😂
5:19 YES I named my account after this meme two years ago
1:01 my cat commits murder 24/7 idk why everyone else's cats actually sleep
Everyone knows that tubas are bazookas, trumpets are ARs, trombones are snipers, flutes are pistols, Clarinets are SMGs, and percussion are many different forms of explosives
Robin KILLED it as Mark
1:40 that's two halves of critical-mass, when flush together there's enough radiating-alpha-particles to see visible blue-light-bursts behind closed eyes and even when turned-away since they pass through tissues and still activate light receptor nerves.
1:06 LMAO THE NUH UH
14:07 boom boom hammer? Nah man that's gotta be a team fortress 2 weapon.
Your Markiplier voice is next level... wait. Could.... could you be?... no. 👀
6:05 -15 gravity would be a buff. less gravity the less you weigh
2:41 and 14:12 look like something you’d see in TF2. I dig it.
0:32 Combination of Wrench And KNIFE What
1:05 i think the security camera is off on daylight
FUN FACT: i'm making a RPG game based on this subreddi!
0:30 Hey, Knifewrench! For kids!
Default juice reverts you to your original form after consuming other juices.
I love this subreddit sooooo much
1:15 Sometimes i find a perfectly round MnM, with only an n on it, making it into an NnN.
10:23 Robin, a portmanteau (Port-Man-Toe) takes parts of two different words and combines them to create a brand new word with a whole new meaning.
3:05 Aww So Cute
2:26 gimme the whole stock of that, imma start a swarm and be the alpha of said swarm
A Demon core flail is funny, but they needed that furry juice to give it the blue flash effect
7:16 Bulls don't hate red, they hate the cloth being waved in their face. Also, they are red-green colourblind.
5:10 MOOOOM PHINEAS AND FERB MADE ME TRAAANNS.
9:21 no, you just have to be old enough to remember Nokia in their hey day
I think that first picture was taken in Utah County! If so, that fire is honestly pretty far away and they usually get contained pretty quickly
A portmanteau is a new word made by combining/maxing existing words. In this case, lemonade + Lenin = Leninade
1:42 OHKO means one hit ko
When will they learn that they are never safe from Robin talking about That IFunny Watermark
-15 gravity in video game terms (Destiny and Warframe in my specific example) just means less fall damage and higher jump/flight movement.
Blue… coke?
Blue coke.
GREEKS!
ROMANS!
EGYPTIANS!
VIKINGS!
THE GODS’ CHOSEN BEVERAGE HAS BEEN FOUND!
THE ONLY SUBSTANCE WORTHY OF FILLING THEIR CHALICE!
ONWARD, TO GLORY!!!!!!!!
*the thundering of thousands of young adult footsteps*
1:40 that word, OHKO, means one hit knock out
14:03 Did a bunch of calculations. That is approximately 40 USD :3
2:27 gimme NOW
The Mac N Cheese jelly is already pretty disgusting, but the fact it's actually lube makes it so much worse.
The sight was on backwards on the spray bottle, hahahahahahaha.
The thumbnail doesn't explode with a "BKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKH" it's a short "doot"