My father still has one of those wich he uses transport wood to a barn in the middle of nowhere, is a way of trying to relive of teenage dreams being tarzan.
Considering that Transporter is just a bunch of action scenes, which are in itself just an excuse for Statham to take off his shirt, tied together by a "story"...the movie was quite coherent.
Let’s be honest… nobody watches Jason statham movies for the story. We just wanna see him do his ridiculously over the top action scenes and elaborate bad guy kills lol
Looked it up and its factual there 10-20% tighter... smaller I mean. Yes. lol what if its really noticeable... anyway this will pop up in my head for the rest of my life im sure.
There's a study titled "Comparison of the Vaginal and Labial Dimensions of Nullipara Ethnic Chinese and Western Women", published in the International Urogyenecological journal in May of 2024. The results of that study are summarised as follows : "The vaginal and labial dimensions of ethnic Chinese nullipara (women who haven't given birth) were 9 to 21% smaller then those of western nullipara; however the orientation of the cervix to the vaginal opening was not different." I am a doctor. And asian pussy is indeed smaller for the smaller asian dick. You are all welcome.
Bruh your continuity error counter having it's own errors of continuity is hilarious. For example: 5:35 - 3:40 the delayed counts for the numerous points towards the tape is fantastic.
You got to do the Crank movies, 1,2. They're a riot! I know you'll have fun watching them because the movies are absolutely bonkers. A GTA server made into a movie with Statham, Amy Smart and Dwight Yokum as a doctor lmao.
yeah I'm pretty sure they immedietely took her out and saw the tape. Bringing out the bomb was just their Plan B if he opened it, so the bad guy realised Frank opened it and now has to die.
Quality stuff, as always. I don't know if you read comments, but everybody loves counters, whether it's continuity errors, or 'they shouldn't have survived this' or whatever counters are always good.
- And you know what they call Renault Le Car in Paris? - They don't call it Renault Le Car? - No, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Le Car is. - Then what do they call it? - They call it Renault 5.
@@kirby1225 "It's a shitbox! It understeers like crazy and the weight distribution is a disaster. It's amazing - all these facilities, and you make a piece of crap like this"
Good thing about this movie is that it made me start to like Jason Statham as an action movie guy, which in turn led my casual arse to Lock Stock n' Two Smokin' Barrels & Snatch, which then made me fall in love with Guy Ritchie films.
6:11 Student nurse here Clipping one wire to the other patient wouldn't make heart monitor work due to lack of closing electronic circuit which optimally works with couple sensors placed on different parts of chest Also, it can't be seen on monitor but his SPO2 levels should be monitored at all time until he is under oxygenotherapy (At least that's how it's in Poland) Also I don't see any reason why he needs oxygenotherapy
W140 S class is unironically engineered to project physical force against frontal crashes, you can literally go through 5 garage doors and it will mostly ruin your bodywork lol edit: i never realised sthetescope disappear and reappear so many times holy shit
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That is a Renault 19 not Citroën. Error on your part
@@SuperBakura fuck u r right, u get to be a pinned comment.
My father still has one of those wich he uses transport wood to a barn in the middle of nowhere, is a way of trying to relive of teenage dreams being tarzan.
@@HighBoi pls make Tremors
@@HighBoi Day 1 of asking you to do johnny english
I thought its a BX
your continuity error having continuity error is hilarious
lmao
8:00 wtf man
the irony
lol ye forgot to fix that, it is what it is. makes the vid funnier i guess. it's still accurate just lagging behind
@@HighBoi either that or you were high making this video. So I guess you could say you were a “high boi”
11:55 Diddy fighting the cops raiding his mansion
except the colors are reversed, white oil, and a . . .
@@7gears312 white ''oil''
P. Dildo*
@@7gears312 cops are also ethnically diverse to promote diversity, not just asian
i was gonna say that. why are my thoughts so common? someone console me gng.
"i'm a slippery boi, super slippery boi cant touch this" lol
I was so exited at the Dethklok reference..or Batmetal...whichever way you recognise the song
🤣🤣🤣
Hghh
SLIPPERY MAN, ESCAPE!
@@d3rhuen lmao
Considering that Transporter is just a bunch of action scenes, which are in itself just an excuse for Statham to take off his shirt, tied together by a "story"...the movie was quite coherent.
gotta love luc besson
Let’s be honest… nobody watches Jason statham movies for the story. We just wanna see him do his ridiculously over the top action scenes and elaborate bad guy kills lol
@Shiestey i appreciate a good "Feelgood Friday" movie. Not everything has to be Tenent
i love how the continuity error counter shows up within a minute of the video even starting
and immediately proceeds to cover up some text
Now THAT’S a continuity error.
Nice 1k
7:47 bro was cooking a little to much in the kitchen lmao
i heard too much for today
Bro really had me convinced 😂
@@sipho5533 thought that shit was real 😭
I am crying shit made to much sense 😂😂
SCIENCE
7:47 I am at a loss for words. "still makes sense though"
There is an element of truth to it though... Taller women have longer vaginas... Asian women tend to be short 🤷🏻♀️😆
Looked it up and its factual there 10-20% tighter... smaller I mean. Yes. lol what if its really noticeable... anyway this will pop up in my head for the rest of my life im sure.
7:44 dude had me believing it for a second even though I know it’s BS just based on his delivery
7:52 ah, i see high boi is a man of science.... oddly 1940s esque science...
You gotta go way back, like the 1800s to get to eugenics.
@@kirby1225 eh im kinda dum ngl.
The thing is is that it does make sense.
There's a study titled "Comparison of the Vaginal and Labial Dimensions of Nullipara Ethnic Chinese and Western Women", published in the International Urogyenecological journal in May of 2024.
The results of that study are summarised as follows :
"The vaginal and labial dimensions of ethnic Chinese nullipara (women who haven't given birth) were 9 to 21% smaller then those of western nullipara; however the orientation of the cervix to the vaginal opening was not different."
I am a doctor. And asian pussy is indeed smaller for the smaller asian dick.
You are all welcome.
its true lmao..checked in google @tio_john
That "fun fact" was outta pocket. 😂
I'd like your comment, but it has 69 right now. Which seems appropriate, lol.
I know right?
Who knew they sold Renault 5's as "Le Car"?
@@thenamelessone-o8u ye ikr that's a pretty funny thing
Bruh your continuity error counter having it's own errors of continuity is hilarious.
For example:
5:35 - 3:40 the delayed counts for the numerous points towards the tape is fantastic.
I think that's the point
'I'm a slippery boi, can't touch this
I'm a slippery boi'
🤣 omg I was not ready for that and definitely replayed it a few times 🤣
I guess Diddy was reenacting that slippery boy scene with his baby oil
7:47 wayy too much info 😂
0:13 Oh, that's what that Robot Chicken sketch with Toad was parodying.
he wasn't lying, they did sell a car named "le car"
I grew up in the 80s and used to see them everywhere!
Needed to click off the video when he mentioned France.
Am I missing something? What did France do now?
Better question: what didn’t France do…
France is real?
nah its just a myth @@Thiago-vr4zz
@@Davinator11😂
You got to do the Crank movies, 1,2. They're a riot! I know you'll have fun watching them because the movies are absolutely bonkers. A GTA server made into a movie with Statham, Amy Smart and Dwight Yokum as a doctor lmao.
I agree he definitely has to cover them they're a riot
dont know what riot is, but crank 1+2 are Masterpieces
Yo! Crank movies and maybe also Hardcore Henry would be dope!
@@someoneelse3740are you being oppressed?
9:28. He could know about it because of the slit in the tape over her mouth.
yeah I'm pretty sure they immedietely took her out and saw the tape. Bringing out the bomb was just their Plan B if he opened it, so the bad guy realised Frank opened it and now has to die.
Also him not counting the money so obviously something was wrong (since Frank is known to be meticulous)
@@jsmth99 Also, Frank accepting to deliver another package, despite it going against his rules, shows that he knew saying no wasn't an option.
4:34 bomboclat lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that killed me, 🇯🇲
14:23 the best rating
4:38 that "bomboclat" was perfect
"His kind , bald heart " Dang bro
Better than a cruel unshaven heart 🤷♂️
I absolutely loved the Transporter movies ever since I was a kid, but the way you're presenting this one is hilarious. Good one
Quality stuff, as always.
I don't know if you read comments, but everybody loves counters, whether it's continuity errors, or 'they shouldn't have survived this' or whatever counters are always good.
9:26 he knew jason opened the package because of the slit in the tape, you kept that in mind the whole movie except for when its relevant
I can't believe it, he had a continuity error irl 😂
5:04 the continuity error counter having a continuity error is peak
8:22 YEESSSSS BASED ROCKETPOWEREDMOHAWK REFERENCE
I AM CALM
I'm so damn happy I wasn't the only one that noticed thank you
THE NUUUURVE
jam on the fookin windows
Yeah he's commented on RPM's videos
Naming a French car "Le car" is the most fucking American thing i've heard
Years later the Italian came up with the Ferrari LaFerrari (Ferrari The Ferrari)
@@kaiser.watanabe It makes sense if you don't include the make and just call it LaFerrari. So you know it's THE Ferrari
- And you know what they call Renault Le Car in Paris?
- They don't call it Renault Le Car?
- No, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Le Car is.
- Then what do they call it?
- They call it Renault 5.
@@kirby1225 "It's a shitbox! It understeers like crazy and the weight distribution is a disaster. It's amazing - all these facilities, and you make a piece of crap like this"
@@aliakseimemelau3 What do they call a Whopper?
your counter has be stoned af the way it falls behind everytime 😂
it has a continuity error
8:40 the accent got me wtf
I swear😂😂
If the accent got you what's your problem?
@@peterharris9022 hey is this your first day on the internet?
New life goal: have a light house on my house I guess- that is pretty cool
Wouldnt a light house be ok? Why does it need to be ontop of a house?
8:22 I swear down on me nan's grave - the crossover we never knew we needed..
High boi had also left multiple comments on rpm vids
mt friend just went to France and im sending this to her bc its too perfect. You never disappoint MA MAN!!!!
I love how the continuity error board didn’t update properly, so it, in and of itself was a continuity error
"This house has a lighthouse? God damn this place is awesome"
7:45 from "Ming Dynasty" to the "fun fact", man's was outta pocket and that's why I subbed 😂
As a true Jamaican you nailed that 4:38
4:37 this pun followed by arguably the funniest dropkick breach in movie history made my day
the slippery oily man part was one of the best scenes ever in a high boi video
I almost spitted out my water at 7:54 😂😂
Spat*
Good thing about this movie is that it made me start to like Jason Statham as an action movie guy, which in turn led my casual arse to Lock Stock n' Two Smokin' Barrels & Snatch, which then made me fall in love with Guy Ritchie films.
6:11
Student nurse here
Clipping one wire to the other patient wouldn't make heart monitor work due to lack of closing electronic circuit which optimally works with couple sensors placed on different parts of chest
Also, it can't be seen on monitor but his SPO2 levels should be monitored at all time until he is under oxygenotherapy
(At least that's how it's in Poland)
Also I don't see any reason why he needs oxygenotherapy
ty for that
13:45 bro doesn’t know what a beach is💀
I mean he says he's an idiot
Ahh yes Transporter the movie whre bold guy drives a pre-facelift 735i
Its a nice e38 but is it the one with the m62b35 or the62Tüb35 ?🙃
@@jeffmeme1926 honestly don't know people just a m62b35 since the Tü is a drive by wire which I think came in the facelift version of the car in 1998
*sees high boi upload*
**NEURON ACTIVATION**
Holy shit, I lived in Marseille for a long time and I remember the buses at 12:14 ! Such nostalgia... (They got replaced now)
My goofy ahh read the transformer
Welcome to the potato club 🥴
4:45 My brain has filled this in as John wick but he's a car guy
I laughed so hard at "Slippery man ESCAPE!."
Well you're not wrong. That house was pretty freaking awesome.
W140 S class is unironically engineered to project physical force against frontal crashes, you can literally go through 5 garage doors and it will mostly ruin your bodywork lol
edit: i never realised sthetescope disappear and reappear so many times holy shit
I love the way you explain these movies. I hope you keep doing it...
"Drives her back to his BOMB ASS MINI CASTLE HOUSE" 😂
He had no idea she majored in YAPANOMICS 😅
7:46 - you had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
5.22 .. but his kind, bald heart won't allow him to leave her like that ... Bro just explained every Transporter movie in three seconds.
12:20 is that diddy
NAHH
8:21 RocketPowerdMohawk and don't deny it! I saw your comment once under his videos 🏁
In the fight at 12:00, the word you are looking for is Motor Pool. That's what they call where they service the busses.
it genuinely makes my day when High Boi uploads
Always a good day when high boi releases a movie recap
1:04 "check out this clip" talks about burnout, doesn't notice that the top of the car trailer is fucking full, no empty spots
Worth noting that she got into the merc while being bound to a chair.
Smooth work sliding in that reference at 8:22!
8:23 nice RPM reference
I’ve been watching your videos for years now, and I have never laughed harder than when I heard the line “SLIPPERY MAN ESCAPE!”
Bout to shave my head but cant stop that High Boi grind
awesome :D totally felt like I just watched Transporter all over again
dude wtf add a fr*nce warning
Yeah bro you can't just say the hard F
@@kirby1225 kind of sad yall mad on a simple word
@@deltaxalphaMMA It's a joke...
Very great work. Much thanks. Can we Hope to see you summarize the sequels of this? Because I would love that.
omg wasn’t expecting this i love this movie especially greasy jason statham
7:59 dude I actually rewatched that part twice and then u hit me with this 💀
"I swear down, on my nans grave" 😂😂😂
"Tried to kirr you" and "brew up ur house" had me laughing a lot harder than it should have 😂
that bomboclat caught me so off guard
7:46 That "fun fact" literally made every grain of rice I was eating go down the wrong pipe from laughter lol
that place is indeed fucking sick
The BOI has RETURNED!
5:36 add a point to the counter for it not changing for a few seconds
7:43 yeah this part gives me a very volatile yellow fever... have it ever since... never gone...
I was waiting for the transformers to show up the entire video, just to realize I'm apparently dyslexic
Oh and nice touch on the thumbnail High Boy, I see you know your stuff, Johnny Sins for the win !
BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAT
That's the best score High Boi had ever given!
High boi: " bombaclot"
Me a Caribbean: " yeah!!!!! That's my boi right there, he said the raasclat word, you see mi?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
shut up
1:03 there is no empty spot on top of that car carrier
I was about to watch a different video but I accidentally clicked on the notification bell and saw a new highboy video and I was like ‘yipeee!’
I love High Boi's VERY LOW filters, its like playing cod in the old days (Cod4mw - Bo2) where everything said was basically ok. good times.
12:01 Diddy vs the armed SWAT officers trying to arrest him
TRUE, nobody uses the wakeup pc button.
moving the mouse is my go to since i hate the space bar doing something with anything on the foreground.
Babe wake up high boi posted, its time to get dressed in my finest suit
Makes my day when I see a new video
8:13 "fire power" 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like High Boi's transition to Cinemasins has begun
12:40 he's not lying it was called in the US le car
Really that's hilarious
7:45 that master oogway cameo had me rolllinngg hahaha
1:33 : That's a Renault 19
you don’t understand how long I have been waiting for this
France mentioned
Day ruined..
I just found your channel a little bit ago, these are awesome!
8:23 RPM!!
INTERGALACTIC LEVELS OF WINDOW LICKING HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED
@@typotheticalYOU FOCKIN SPAZTIC