@@Air-ts7cuyeah the fact that jumpers even have anyone trying to fight them is retarded. Like genuinely there are SO many ways to get the upper hand...
"Are jumpers never afraid of getting drunk and accidentally jumping to the moon" see, this is why you're amazing. You ask genuine, concerning questions on par with "how do blind people know when to stop wiping." You're an actual innovator
Give the books a shot. Main character takes the powers seriously and the reasons he starts having problems (mostly he’s lonely) and how he deals with them are compelling.
Fun fact: On High Boi’s Mad-at-gas-car video, he gave it a 3! (3 factorial) out of a square root of 427, which rounds off to a ≈29.03% score, meaning that he very much disliked the movie. Probably because motherfucker forged LOCKS.
Familiar with pretty much everywhere on the whole planet? Yeah I've seen that guy beat people at Geoguessr when all the locations are in his opponent's hometown and he only sees the screen for 0.1 seconds (I am not exaggerating)
Like its also not even google maps or geoguessr, he has this one video where he flies with a plane to a different country blindfolded, not knowing the flight, is driven to some random spot and then guesses it correctly still. Like holy shit this is peak autism
@@starborn6239 It's a type of joke where the first word mentioned rhymes with "her". I think that it was originally an innuendo joke, but the meaning has been lost and is now being said just for fun.
So... The jumpers can be anywhere... Yet they still occasionally get killed by people that essentially walk up to them and taser them to stop them from teleporting? How do they not have a weapon on you knowing all this?
Bc most probably don’t. There’s no secret society or anything. Most jumpers don’t know there are others, they think they’re alone in it, and don’t know about the Paladins.
@OrigamiSalami.27 Well, sure you can assume why the MC doesn't start off with one... But like... The guy he meets that knows there are people after jumpers isn't prepared for the inevitably of them showing up in his fortitude? The MC later in the movie, having seen first hand there are people after him, then proceeds to not grab anything even though it's well established they can teleport with sacks full objects? Just zero level of prep work, all bare knuckle impulsive actions all the time.
@@williamfalls Here's a bullshit answer I came up with. Remember High Boi points out he's too lazy to grab a remote normally? Imagine having the jumping power since you were a teenager, having shitloads of money, never having to work for anything. It'd leave someone impulsive and incapable of long-term planning. So them being highly r3tarded actually makes sense.
I came for guy jumping in jumper and I got jumper 0:19 this is true. Movies make it seem like the pyramids are in the middle of nowhere but you can drive right next to them, and even walk to them within 10 minutes to the main road.
yeah but iirc, if he was standing on top of the sphinx and the shot was towards the pyramids, you'd actually see the empty side source: my shitty memory of when i was there like 2 years ago
I imagine that High Boi was thinking of what movies to make a video about, only for a comically large lightbulb to pop up when he saw that scene from the Boys
Does anyone notice the jazzy music the background? It makes the video so much nicer to watch. When you hear the music, then imagine the video without it ;')
You wouldn't even have to live THAT modestly, you could totally get away with a certain level of wealth, just don't be a braggadocious idiot who uses your secret superpower in plain sight of random people in bars
I always mix this movie up with "Push" (2009) starring Steve Rogers. That was a pretty dope movie. You should do that one next. Have you done that one? You should do that one.
4:14 you say they take a plane, however I'm pretty sure that the movie implies that he jumps them both to italy after she took some anxiety pills for flying and got knocked out.
I havent seen this movie, and I'm only two minutes in, BUT I'm already pissed off. This was based of a book of the same name by Steven Gould, that i have read multiple times. Because I have nothing better to do i think I'll point out all the inaccuracies in the movie and the book. For starters, Millie is introduced in the fifth chapter of the book. David meets her in New York, and shes older than him- at least over twenty-one. It seems the movie introduces her also as the love intrest, but as a girl David's age still in school. Book!Millie was not born in David's home town. I cant find where she is from, but she is most DEFINITELY from the same place as him. Also, there is nothing about a snow globe in the book. The opening scene is wrong. In the movie, David falls through ice in a frozen lake before jumping to the library, and jumps again when in danger because of his dad. The book is a lot more visceral- David is in his room reading, when his dad barges in, yelling at him for not cutting the grass. He pins David hard against the wall and undoes his belt, well David begs him to stop, saying "You promised not to use the buckle!" David jumps away to the library just before he is hit, and doesnt return home, immediately running away. Also importantly, he meets a trucker and hitch hikes with him for a short distance- however, David almost gets r*ped because of this decision. He jumps back to the library out of panic. This is actually incredibly important to David's character and motivation (spoilers: he uses his ability to make the trucker crash and nearly die. Good times) There is NOTHING about his power destroying things around him. In the book, they explain his ability like hes able to form wormholes around himself and travel through them instantly. He's able to carry things or people hes holding, and if he's, for example, hand cuffed to something, he won't be able to jump, only injuring himself. He does NOT live in a penthouse. He gets multiple apartments, builds a secret hideout in a watering hole in West Texas, and in a sneak peak to the sequel (in the back of my copy) it's mentioned that David and Millie have a cabin in the Yukon, where his daughter also lives. His daughter also mentions "the pit" as a location she can jump too, so they still use the watering location often. He does NOT get a pent house. David is terrified of being found out that he stole the money and being returned to his dad. David is, as far as we know, the only Jumper. His daughter gets his ability in the second book, but we're only talking about the first at this moment. He tried to find more, but is unsuccessful. There certainly aren't enough of them for a Roland to be hunting one, unless it was a person who already had been under government watch (how David is found out in the book). Electricity makes it harder for a jumper to jump? No... literally in the book, Millie trains David to teleport to a hospital whenever he hears a bang in case he gets shot. Even when he is shot with a tranquilizer, he still jumps away before it takes hold on his system. The secret vault is technically a thing. It was a closet in his first apartment that he walled off, put shelves in, and stored the stolen money in. However, he did NOT have a bunch of every currency. He only stole once (Chemical Bank Robbery), and didn't leave IOU's, typically just calculating the total, jumping to his vault, and leaving the sum of his "purchases" on a register. ...Okay I actually feel like I'm going insane now. Paladins? The Coliseum?? Whatever. I'm just going to put a few key details of the book here. David's dad is not killed. Instead, David ends up talking to a few times (including basically holding him hostage) before dumping him in rehab. David's mom does not have the jumping ability. She, sadly, is killed when a terrorist group takes over a plane. Like, she gets blown up. It's actually really horrible. This sparks a want for revenge in David, so he gets jump spots in airports all over the place and will jump to within the country as soon as a hijacking is reported (he gets a lead with a news reporter he ran into a few times). He saves a lot of people and kills a lot of terrorists, mostly while searching for the guy who ran the cell that killed his mom. The only reason the government goes after him is because of fraud, using false identities, and he beat up a cop. The cop in question was abusing his wife, in the apartment just below David's. David jumps the cop away before taking the wife to a women's shelter. David's mom was horribly injured by his father before he left. Three of the bones in her face were broken, and she had to get plastic surgery and go into witness protection. David and his mother do meet up while he is living in New York, reconcile, begin to heal and deal with their shared trauma. Sadly, he sees his mom off to the airport, and that's the last time he ever sees her. I personally believe that this movie would have been fine- and hell, maybe even cool- if they had just retextured it completely. Instead, it just seems like a bunch of money hungry Hollywood pigs bought the movie rights to a beautiful story about trauma, loss, breaking the cycle of revenge and hate, and accepting who you are, and bastardized it. This film is so far from the original story. The whole theme of the book is getting over things... meanwhile the only thing he gets over in the movie is the fucking sphinx. You can NOT do that a story that deals with r*pe, domestic abuse, terrorism, and morality. If you have read the book and want to add something, feel free to. Great video as always, High Boi. Sorry for info dumping in your comments.
you seem to have combined 3 books into 1 or 2, in the first he sorta helps the fbi guy, in the 2nd book he gets captured, in the 3rd book is when he has the kid
12:19 you're worrying about the wrong one. Those Electric towers(not the actual name idk what it is either) he's stuck on sends out high volts of electricity to fry you and the scene is making it look like he's getting tazed.
2:24 They are not, they usually dont shoot it giza or in egypt in general because they make them pay a lot, so they go to neighboring countries and make a scene thats close enough to suit their needs at the same time as you previously stated, the pyramids of giza are pretty close to giza (duh) and you can walk close enough to get a nice view, but not too close because security around the pyramid is pretty tight.
My siblings love to watch this movie when i was a kid, i feel like they watched it countless time and i remember vividly about the movie. Also, i thought the paladin leader was played by Morgan Freeman, but Samuel L Jackson was the actor behind the paladin leader, i feel like i have a mandela effect on this movie
I just realzed since this films has Haydeen Cristitonson as the main charter and Sam l Jackson as the main Villan, that this si just Anakain Skywalker vs Mace Windu.
Love how the end of the movie just gives us a "Oh no yeah it's totally by random chance, you can even be a hunter of the fuckers and have one as a kid, and we've still decided they are evil to the point this mom just abandoned her child instead of raising him to not be whatever danger her and her order of weirdos thinks these people become." I just want a single thing in this movie to make sense
00:02 Better release "Depresso espresso" as a set of espresso cups! (2-6 cups in a batch) And please insert Yourself into the movies, as if You take part in the scenes. It seems, You don't get as much joy from recaps as couple years ago.
Jumper is the last main level released in the 1.0 update, it features relatively advanced platforming for the time and is considered by many to be the hardest of the original batch of levels released by Robtop.
Funny, I've been mulling over the idea of a character with a similar power for the past weeks. The difference is, he can't control it and isn't even aware of his ability. Every time he's in danger of death (not just scared or angry etc) he instinctively warps to a random safe spot, passes out for a while as it leaves him drained, and wakes with no memory of what happened.
Forgot the details of this movie til this lol. Hellova great concept, especially where he bamf'd the apartment. Much better than a guy with a lightsword complaining about sand, losing to some old guy because of some slightly elevated surface
The biggest flaw in this movie is none of the jumpers had a gun. Every single fight could've been instantly won by just teleport > shoot.
Yea, I love this movie but it would be comically easy for a jumper to kill anyone.
@@Air-ts7cuyeah the fact that jumpers even have anyone trying to fight them is retarded. Like genuinely there are SO many ways to get the upper hand...
Guess the power alone is already OP as fuck so the director (or writer) had to nerf the jumpers somehow.
Or just grab people and teleport them to the sky. What are they gonna do? Stop falling?
Gone Wick
"Are jumpers never afraid of getting drunk and accidentally jumping to the moon" see, this is why you're amazing. You ask genuine, concerning questions on par with "how do blind people know when to stop wiping." You're an actual innovator
That question has a very simple answer. The moon is insanely far away, like infinitely further away than any jumper can jump.
sniff test... or probably a bidet actually.
Blind people can tell when they're done based on taste
Whenever a wipe is smooth enough they assume it's done
Some might even say, Da Vinci of our times 🔥
I just recently watched this, and I was just angry the whole time about how incompetent every character is in this gosh darn movie
Give the books a shot. Main character takes the powers seriously and the reasons he starts having problems (mostly he’s lonely) and how he deals with them are compelling.
It's been awhile since I've watched it but I've always loved the movie. Really wanted a second 1.
They can teleport to get literally any item they want and the film wants to tell me they don't know what a firearm is 💀
Ogaboga 😊
Fun fact: On High Boi’s Mad-at-gas-car video, he gave it a 3! (3 factorial) out of a square root of 427, which rounds off to a ≈29.03% score, meaning that he very much disliked the movie. Probably because motherfucker forged LOCKS.
3:14 if this guy had the power of a jumper he would be unstoppable
rainbolt is a wizard
Familiar with pretty much everywhere on the whole planet? Yeah
I've seen that guy beat people at Geoguessr when all the locations are in his opponent's hometown and he only sees the screen for 0.1 seconds (I am not exaggerating)
Like its also not even google maps or geoguessr, he has this one video where he flies with a plane to a different country blindfolded, not knowing the flight, is driven to some random spot and then guesses it correctly still. Like holy shit this is peak autism
I could just imagine him jumping to every single location he sees in geoguessr as he plays it
fun fackt he did a CIA test an got a 100 and ACTUAL CIA agents get a 93-98 on it so he works for the CIA
5:00 you see, he's opening them with dark souls logic where if a door doesn't open from one side you can open it from the other
Fair enough
Lockpicking Lawyer would be proud of the mention.
I mean in dark souls days that makes perfect sense
8:11 it's Cantonese and it's not exactly goodbye. It's more of "see you again"
May be 加油 in mandarin, no ?
that’s joy geen not joy woo
@@仙帝Both works, it’s more slangy for the one in the movie
@@仙帝it’s 再會
Its mandarin 再见
"Jumper? I barely know her" goes harder than it should 😭
What does that mean?
@@starborn6239 It's a type of joke where the first word mentioned rhymes with "her". I think that it was originally an innuendo joke, but the meaning has been lost and is now being said just for fun.
@achilldude4320 Even I was thinking the same thing but I couldnt find any reference...
Is it wrong for me to be rooting for the villain character of this movie?
@@starborn6239 Basically "jump her? (group ambush/attack) I barely know her" I might be wrong tho
So... The jumpers can be anywhere... Yet they still occasionally get killed by people that essentially walk up to them and taser them to stop them from teleporting? How do they not have a weapon on you knowing all this?
Bc most probably don’t. There’s no secret society or anything. Most jumpers don’t know there are others, they think they’re alone in it, and don’t know about the Paladins.
@OrigamiSalami.27 Well, sure you can assume why the MC doesn't start off with one... But like... The guy he meets that knows there are people after jumpers isn't prepared for the inevitably of them showing up in his fortitude? The MC later in the movie, having seen first hand there are people after him, then proceeds to not grab anything even though it's well established they can teleport with sacks full objects? Just zero level of prep work, all bare knuckle impulsive actions all the time.
@@williamfalls Here's a bullshit answer I came up with. Remember High Boi points out he's too lazy to grab a remote normally? Imagine having the jumping power since you were a teenager, having shitloads of money, never having to work for anything. It'd leave someone impulsive and incapable of long-term planning. So them being highly r3tarded actually makes sense.
Because they usually kills kids and teen most of jumpers probably never reach adulthood
The Thumbnail alone deserves a standing ovation.
Why? He didn't make the image. That's literally the one from the movie poster.
thanks man(i did the post on his twitter)
i read that as ovulation
Explainer? I barely know her😂
@@adityathakur8481 Good job bro
I came for guy jumping in jumper and I got jumper
0:19 this is true. Movies make it seem like the pyramids are in the middle of nowhere but you can drive right next to them, and even walk to them within 10 minutes to the main road.
just came asw
yeah but iirc, if he was standing on top of the sphinx and the shot was towards the pyramids, you'd actually see the empty side
source: my shitty memory of when i was there like 2 years ago
yeah it's easy to get there, unfortunately there's egyptians all over the place
6:19 High Boi using Jumper powers to repeat his line😂😂😂
0:14 Usually I am prepared for the memes in the background but I did not expect that 💀
Couldn't be me
It got me so good💀
this film is often so random and illogic that your description never felt like a parody this time lol
“I have the high ground!”
“You underestimate my teleportation.”
Is it possible to learn this power tho?
@@BloodHoundPLNot from a Jedi
11:52 The Hispanic guy was a jumper too, he just kept it quiet.
imagine if the jumper was about a sweater
That’s called a hoodie! Learn to English.
@@davemccage7918it’s called local dialects
I was hoping it's about a frog.
@@williamfallsrookie mistake, thats actually called frogger
As a Brit, this did confuse me
So this movie is basically Anakin Skywalker jumping from places to places and avoiding Mace Windu
Edit: (MOM, I'M FAMOUS)
Mace Windu*
@@Air-ts7cu Thx
also yondu is killed by nick fury
It's only that basic if you are a fanboy with no life or personality outside of star wars!
Was your single abusive dad a Star Wars fan?@@rocoe9019
Every 3 letter agency acronym explanation was spot on 👌
I imagine that High Boi was thinking of what movies to make a video about, only for a comically large lightbulb to pop up when he saw that scene from the Boys
The king still lives
Ain't no way
omg its youuu how you been bro
yooo it's JustinY
Justin i missed you
Griffin has been trying to get all this done for years and David just comes in and ruins it all lmao
That's why I prefer Griffin instead of the main character. I wanted to like this movie, but it was so boring.
I wish we had got a crossover between this movie and the Chris Evans movie, Push.
I always confuse those two. Thank you for reminding me about Push.
Push was awesome. Would have liked a sequel to that.
Almost exactly my thoughts when clicking this video. Thank you I feel heard lol feels like no one knows about these two movies
That would've gone raw.
I thought this movie had Bruce Willis?
"rainman geoguesser dude" is the perfect description
Does anyone notice the jazzy music the background?
It makes the video so much nicer to watch.
When you hear the music, then imagine the video without it ;')
As I paid attention, I hear it as latin music. …And now it irritates me.
How to beat this movie
1. Gloves
2. Living modestly
3. [insert some freaky shit here]
4. Profit
You wouldn't even have to live THAT modestly, you could totally get away with a certain level of wealth, just don't be a braggadocious idiot who uses your secret superpower in plain sight of random people in bars
5:06 lawyer collab?
loved when you had JunkyardDigs in madmax over but this is a missed opportunity
"He has a half-sister who's dating a gay vampire" 😂😂😂 That line is pure gold.
I refuse to believe someone’s finished this yet
bro i am on 0 sleep it is 3:25AM and i go to work soon this video is what i needed to push through, another banger thank you high boi
Rainbolt making a surprise appearance really tied this video all together
i love it when the jumper says "it's jumping time!" and then proceeds to jump all over the place
I always mix this movie up with "Push" (2009) starring Steve Rogers. That was a pretty dope movie. You should do that one next. Have you done that one? You should do that one.
I would like to second this request
Steve Rogers? 😂
I third this request
3:03 - probably Charles' Bridge in Prague
It always is
Yep
Looks like it
4:14 you say they take a plane, however I'm pretty sure that the movie implies that he jumps them both to italy after she took some anxiety pills for flying and got knocked out.
I 100% guarantee "zoinking a zooter" is what Shaggy calls doing a line of cocaine.
This was so good i watched it twice
Wait i thought it was looper
you watched it twice in a minute?
Bro I watched it like 7
how
it posted 1 minute ago
I watch all these videos more than once
Good pronounciation on the"Flammenwerfer" at 10:10 Mr. Boi!
He could conquere the earth with powers so broken but bro is just goofing around.
6:45 nahhh this is wild , i actually never thought of that lmao
never would i have expected seeing rainbolt in a high boi video
im half convinced this movie spawned the idea for dishonored
Now I want Anakin Skywalker cast as The Outsider
@ goddamnit you son of a bitch I’m in!
It is always hype when this one high boi explains a movie
So basically, this man owned unlimited ender pearls?
I havent seen this movie, and I'm only two minutes in, BUT I'm already pissed off. This was based of a book of the same name by Steven Gould, that i have read multiple times. Because I have nothing better to do i think I'll point out all the inaccuracies in the movie and the book.
For starters, Millie is introduced in the fifth chapter of the book. David meets her in New York, and shes older than him- at least over twenty-one. It seems the movie introduces her also as the love intrest, but as a girl David's age still in school. Book!Millie was not born in David's home town. I cant find where she is from, but she is most DEFINITELY from the same place as him. Also, there is nothing about a snow globe in the book.
The opening scene is wrong. In the movie, David falls through ice in a frozen lake before jumping to the library, and jumps again when in danger because of his dad. The book is a lot more visceral- David is in his room reading, when his dad barges in, yelling at him for not cutting the grass. He pins David hard against the wall and undoes his belt, well David begs him to stop, saying "You promised not to use the buckle!" David jumps away to the library just before he is hit, and doesnt return home, immediately running away. Also importantly, he meets a trucker and hitch hikes with him for a short distance- however, David almost gets r*ped because of this decision. He jumps back to the library out of panic. This is actually incredibly important to David's character and motivation (spoilers: he uses his ability to make the trucker crash and nearly die. Good times)
There is NOTHING about his power destroying things around him. In the book, they explain his ability like hes able to form wormholes around himself and travel through them instantly. He's able to carry things or people hes holding, and if he's, for example, hand cuffed to something, he won't be able to jump, only injuring himself.
He does NOT live in a penthouse. He gets multiple apartments, builds a secret hideout in a watering hole in West Texas, and in a sneak peak to the sequel (in the back of my copy) it's mentioned that David and Millie have a cabin in the Yukon, where his daughter also lives. His daughter also mentions "the pit" as a location she can jump too, so they still use the watering location often. He does NOT get a pent house. David is terrified of being found out that he stole the money and being returned to his dad.
David is, as far as we know, the only Jumper. His daughter gets his ability in the second book, but we're only talking about the first at this moment. He tried to find more, but is unsuccessful. There certainly aren't enough of them for a Roland to be hunting one, unless it was a person who already had been under government watch (how David is found out in the book).
Electricity makes it harder for a jumper to jump? No... literally in the book, Millie trains David to teleport to a hospital whenever he hears a bang in case he gets shot. Even when he is shot with a tranquilizer, he still jumps away before it takes hold on his system.
The secret vault is technically a thing. It was a closet in his first apartment that he walled off, put shelves in, and stored the stolen money in. However, he did NOT have a bunch of every currency. He only stole once (Chemical Bank Robbery), and didn't leave IOU's, typically just calculating the total, jumping to his vault, and leaving the sum of his "purchases" on a register.
...Okay I actually feel like I'm going insane now. Paladins? The Coliseum?? Whatever. I'm just going to put a few key details of the book here.
David's dad is not killed. Instead, David ends up talking to a few times (including basically holding him hostage) before dumping him in rehab.
David's mom does not have the jumping ability. She, sadly, is killed when a terrorist group takes over a plane. Like, she gets blown up. It's actually really horrible. This sparks a want for revenge in David, so he gets jump spots in airports all over the place and will jump to within the country as soon as a hijacking is reported (he gets a lead with a news reporter he ran into a few times). He saves a lot of people and kills a lot of terrorists, mostly while searching for the guy who ran the cell that killed his mom.
The only reason the government goes after him is because of fraud, using false identities, and he beat up a cop.
The cop in question was abusing his wife, in the apartment just below David's. David jumps the cop away before taking the wife to a women's shelter.
David's mom was horribly injured by his father before he left. Three of the bones in her face were broken, and she had to get plastic surgery and go into witness protection. David and his mother do meet up while he is living in New York, reconcile, begin to heal and deal with their shared trauma. Sadly, he sees his mom off to the airport, and that's the last time he ever sees her.
I personally believe that this movie would have been fine- and hell, maybe even cool- if they had just retextured it completely. Instead, it just seems like a bunch of money hungry Hollywood pigs bought the movie rights to a beautiful story about trauma, loss, breaking the cycle of revenge and hate, and accepting who you are, and bastardized it. This film is so far from the original story. The whole theme of the book is getting over things... meanwhile the only thing he gets over in the movie is the fucking sphinx. You can NOT do that a story that deals with r*pe, domestic abuse, terrorism, and morality. If you have read the book and want to add something, feel free to.
Great video as always, High Boi. Sorry for info dumping in your comments.
I feel your pain 😓 I did not read this book, but it has been done to many of the books I've read. Thanks for the info, perfectionist nerd here 🤓
you seem to have combined 3 books into 1 or 2, in the first he sorta helps the fbi guy, in the 2nd book he gets captured, in the 3rd book is when he has the kid
I kinda like the movie, but I had no idea about the book beeing so different. Thanks for writing this all down. Maybe I should give it a read
Yes, you absolutely did go insane. I thought UA-cam had a character limit shorter than this. Thank you for your commitment!
Thanks for the review. Didn’t know there was a book and that’s it’s actually good and deep.
I greatly appreciate the thumbnail joke
12:19 you're worrying about the wrong one. Those Electric towers(not the actual name idk what it is either) he's stuck on sends out high volts of electricity to fry you and the scene is making it look like he's getting tazed.
Fast shot so good that I got the perk logo tatted on my ankle. Thank you for giving it the love it deserves :)
This is the first time I’ve seen anything this movie since 2008; I’ve forgotten it existed and how good it was. How did we never get a Jumper sequel?
Because it was inaccurate to the book and people hated it for that so it was unsuccessful money wise
Same as every other film basically
You’re vids are the highlight of my day
2:24 They are not, they usually dont shoot it giza or in egypt in general because they make them pay a lot, so they go to neighboring countries and make a scene thats close enough to suit their needs at the same time as you previously stated, the pyramids of giza are pretty close to giza (duh) and you can walk close enough to get a nice view, but not too close because security around the pyramid is pretty tight.
My siblings love to watch this movie when i was a kid, i feel like they watched it countless time and i remember vividly about the movie.
Also, i thought the paladin leader was played by Morgan Freeman, but Samuel L Jackson was the actor behind the paladin leader, i feel like i have a mandela effect on this movie
Yooo
Fellow high guy here
Jus recently became a viewer
Always quality content and funny
3:03 He actually picked Prague, i believe its the Charles bridge
you should explain "ELF" for christmas!!! love the vids they always crack me up!!
Agreed, that would be great!
Agreed.
Do In time, to much stuff needing an explanation
great video as always
So the bad guys are people who want to stop teleporters from abusing their power?
Ig….
The bad guys casually ignoring they have a device that can do basically the same thing
So you're blatantly ignoring all the innocents the bad guys kill and how selfish their motives are just to make yourself look good?
I love waking up and checking the high boi channel and seeing a new vid just for edging
That reference at 13:19 was unexpected
Edit: If u don't get it, watch one his older vids on twilight
8:10 There's also tons of different kinds of Chinese, (Cantonese etc..) so he might be speaking a different one, as "再见" is goodbye in mandarin.
Yo high boi made it, he got THE BOTS!!!
Imagine being an officer nearing the end of a shift. And then you find yourself on top of the Sphinx
11:28 - I love how we can see the entirety of Kairo here. I guess it wasn't worth pretending like it didn't exist for this shot 😄
Its spelled Cairo lol
@@NanoSwarm technically it's spelled القاهرة lol
@@tuukkamatikainen3389 Fuckkkkkk you got me there bro XD
I just realzed since this films has Haydeen Cristitonson as the main charter and Sam l Jackson as the main Villan, that this si just Anakain Skywalker vs Mace Windu.
Imagine a jumper finding one of them revolving time machine things from Tenet.
When you called an electricity pylon "poor man's Eiffel tower" I spat my water out lol
"Sauteur" as we say in Franch
Love how the end of the movie just gives us a "Oh no yeah it's totally by random chance, you can even be a hunter of the fuckers and have one as a kid, and we've still decided they are evil to the point this mom just abandoned her child instead of raising him to not be whatever danger her and her order of weirdos thinks these people become." I just want a single thing in this movie to make sense
00:02 Better release "Depresso espresso" as a set of espresso cups! (2-6 cups in a batch)
And please insert Yourself into the movies, as if You take part in the scenes. It seems, You don't get as much joy from recaps as couple years ago.
glad to know your still posting.
6:54 i find very mean to compare poor satanists to the IRS
8:04 so he actually said a different version of goodbye in Chinese which is Zhài Huì, and it also means "See you later"
i can't believe people who made this think this is good for the general audiences
The joke in the thumbnail dealt physical damage to me
Jumper is the last main level released in the 1.0 update, it features relatively advanced platforming for the time and is considered by many to be the hardest of the original batch of levels released by Robtop.
I’m 100% convinced that this movie was a way to write off traveling around the world
high boy is highing
She high on my boi till I movie or sum shi
Great video! Could you please do a video on 28 weeks later?
I honestly think this is your best episode yet, the humor was on point.
Funny, I've been mulling over the idea of a character with a similar power for the past weeks. The difference is, he can't control it and isn't even aware of his ability. Every time he's in danger of death (not just scared or angry etc) he instinctively warps to a random safe spot, passes out for a while as it leaves him drained, and wakes with no memory of what happened.
*Forrest Gump voice*: Life is like a High Boi video. You never know what the fuck is gonna happen, or what the purpose is...
Forgot the details of this movie til this lol. Hellova great concept, especially where he bamf'd the apartment.
Much better than a guy with a lightsword complaining about sand, losing to some old guy because of some slightly elevated surface
13:18 😂 the perfect crossover
Yoooooo another high boiii upload
High Boi face reveal!?!? 0:07
5:05 Yeah I’m definitely buying that and rocking it everyday to assert dominance.
11:53 That's not a continuity error. He's a jumper.
This is one of those films that I watched and titally forgot about until now😂
An absolute gem of a movie and I will not hear anything to the contrary.
Great video, gives off og vibes, thanks man ❤
genuinely such a good movie, no joke, and a perfect movie for Hayden Christensen stans
You need to do “Us” next it’s so good
You don't understand how infatuated I am with this movie, seeing you do a commentary on Jumper made me lose my shit I ain't even gon cap.
The skateboarding budgie meme is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
10:12 thanks Germany
Immer Gerne
*dankeschön deutschland
Continue doin wat u doin i luv u
7:15 steward griffith
Not a single Star Wars reference? I'm impressed by this man discipline.
Roland? PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS I SUMMON THEE
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED!
I'M GONNA DISTORT.
Nobody likes you
Calling a Power Mast a Poor Man's Eiffel Tower must be the best thing I've heard in a long time.
This movie made me question why Hayden Christian was ever allowed to act in the first place
Man, please tell me I am not the only one who loved this movie way back then.