The Tears of a Manatee - WHAT IT DO? - and MORE! - Drunken Peasants

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  • @aaronloossonaaronloosjr.8630
    @aaronloossonaaronloosjr.8630 Рік тому +7

    The re-watch ability of old episodes is great

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 8 років тому +190

    The Living Man makes me wonder what G Time Johnny is up to.
    Next DP meet up should be at G-Time Johnny's shack in the woods.

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 8 років тому +16

      Living Man and G-Time Johnny meet up at Tom Bombadil's place

    • @olbluelips
      @olbluelips 8 років тому +6

      Johnny uploaded again recently! He made a song (well, sang it, he didn't compose the music), and released a short video with his dog.

    • @samanthablackman4960
      @samanthablackman4960 8 років тому +2

      DovahPug they're probably related

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger 8 років тому

      he seem to be moved to some camp trail-park

  • @wint9916
    @wint9916 8 років тому +12

    Scotty's laugh is a thing of beauty. Youthful and energetic. Best peasant. 10/10

  • @KMC5240
    @KMC5240 8 років тому +65

    I'm gonna tell ya'll right now, 1:22:00. One of the best Brett Keane segments.

    • @jezzupwuzzup
      @jezzupwuzzup 8 років тому +5

      Read that Paul's voice.

    • @ricky-mm3fb
      @ricky-mm3fb 8 років тому

      I did without even thinking about it

    • @curtisyue182
      @curtisyue182 Рік тому

      God... bless you all.....

  • @GreveElof
    @GreveElof 8 років тому +13

    "What it do?" - Socrates

  • @MuslimGoku
    @MuslimGoku 8 років тому +32

    This is the best show in a long time. The Brett Keane crying is the cherry on top.

  • @stevensatanas9406
    @stevensatanas9406 8 років тому +51

    I believe Brett Keane is not only part manatee, he is also part crocodile.

    • @devilin100
      @devilin100 8 років тому

      care to elaborate that statement? (i don't see it)

    • @leo37ok
      @leo37ok 8 років тому +7

      They say that someone that fake cries has "crocodile tears".. comes from the fact that crocodiles cry while eating their preys

    • @devilin100
      @devilin100 8 років тому

      oh ok, my brain derped hard on that old saying. something a french monk said once and people have since run with. thought there was more of an appearance thing i was missing.

    • @3xclusiv3sodak
      @3xclusiv3sodak 3 роки тому

      How do you get a Toothless Crocodile?

  • @Sean-dm8ez
    @Sean-dm8ez 8 років тому +44

    Holy shit josh feuerstein found a hype man

  • @pUrpLEsnake325
    @pUrpLEsnake325 8 років тому +49

    Did anyone else's jaw drop when the living man made his return?!

    • @captainneedaho2244
      @captainneedaho2244 8 років тому +8

      yes i almost forgot he existed, but he sounded more coherent than i remember this time so i wasnt sure at first.

  • @TM-ui6wx
    @TM-ui6wx 8 років тому +23

    Take orn me (take orn me)
    Take me orn (take orn me)
    I beat Dorn
    Mac&cheese situaaahtion

    • @josephmurillo6832
      @josephmurillo6832 4 роки тому +3

      Three years later and this is still the best thing on UA-cam

  • @Nomad-ts9nc
    @Nomad-ts9nc 8 років тому +5

    "look aporn a flaw"
    - Brett Keane

  • @CarmenxSullivan
    @CarmenxSullivan 8 років тому +45

    the political pundit is going to be Jim Ass

    • @Imhornydadcomeinside
      @Imhornydadcomeinside 8 років тому +16

      I have great respect for Jim Ass, few can deduce political discourse with such clarity and brilliance.

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 8 років тому +123

    Whaditdo

  • @fenwick5494
    @fenwick5494 8 років тому +12

    Brett's father is One Punch Man.

  • @lordfabfurs8927
    @lordfabfurs8927 8 років тому +4

    Paul's impression of Alex Jones is among my favorite things in life

  • @XPRTTT
    @XPRTTT 8 років тому +61

    Another situatioooon to watch

    • @XPRTTT
      @XPRTTT 8 років тому +2

      Sperminator10000 Ohh noooo

    • @LAZYB00GiE
      @LAZYB00GiE 8 років тому

      u are jonne

    • @LAZYB00GiE
      @LAZYB00GiE 8 років тому

      gotanyweedforme?

    • @LAZYB00GiE
      @LAZYB00GiE 8 років тому

      +Sperminator10000 devil must be so high all the time if his lettuce is weed

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому

      It's up to every indivigul whether hey watch or not.

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 8 років тому +6

    They've retconned the names for Robotnik by saying that his fullname is Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Rodotnik. So Eggman is like a name that was made for him because he's eggshaped, but his real name is Ivo Robotnik.

  • @vshuarie
    @vshuarie Рік тому +2

    I'll never forget those days😢

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 8 років тому +4

    Man the frequency of shows is blowing me higher than what i already am.

  • @confusedcarlos
    @confusedcarlos 8 років тому +2

    "What kinda punch would knock out every single tooth from your head?"

  • @PopSquadAnimation
    @PopSquadAnimation 4 роки тому +3

    Still love that news intro! Memories...

  • @mediocrestreams3284
    @mediocrestreams3284 2 роки тому +3

    Coming at you from 2022 to say: what it do

  • @LTfisch
    @LTfisch 8 років тому +35

    The guest is Caiden Cowger

    • @SoBlurrific
      @SoBlurrific 8 років тому +15

      cowgirl*

    • @judgeclaudefrollo8304
      @judgeclaudefrollo8304 8 років тому +4

      it is actually Anderson Cooper. It is confirmed.

    • @CheetosForBreakfast
      @CheetosForBreakfast 8 років тому +1

      +Judge Claude Frollo is it really confirmed or is it just obvious as fuck?

    • @carmine7516
      @carmine7516 8 років тому +15

      I heard a rumor that it's gonna be Puking Dog, pretending to be Sean Hannity, in an Anderson Cooper costume, with a Scotty Cena hat.

    • @daniellos333
      @daniellos333 8 років тому +2

      Why would he be wearing an Anderson Cooper costume if he was pretending to be Sean Hannity?

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 8 років тому +5

    Brad's father hit him with a bag full of pistol shrimp.

  • @PopSquadAnimation
    @PopSquadAnimation 8 років тому +7

    LOL! I'm on the "Grab them by the Pussy" song! should be done with video by Wednesday!

  • @ieatbookz
    @ieatbookz 8 років тому +15

    special guest: Kyle, secular talks. Calling it now.

    • @josephpina32
      @josephpina32 8 років тому +2

      Same, I agree.

    • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
      @JohnSmith-qy2fh 8 років тому

      They've had him on twice before, but those were a while ago

  • @ababababaababbba
    @ababababaababbba 8 років тому +9

    being high is cool should be a shirt

  • @DaimaoKami
    @DaimaoKami 8 років тому +66

    plot twist polymourus is actually a trans dorn

    • @LTfisch
      @LTfisch 8 років тому +12

      Fang Strizer transgender situation

  • @Despondencymusic
    @Despondencymusic 8 років тому +4

    Paul needs to record those song situations for an entire album. I'd buy that shit all day long.

  • @martinjames5591
    @martinjames5591 8 років тому +20

    That hissing shit don`t happen when Paul talks.

    • @bean-nighe
      @bean-nighe 8 років тому

      martin james doesn't*

  • @martinteel
    @martinteel 8 років тому +8

    I'm shocked scotty got through the show while at the same time trying to blow the microphone

  • @ABCDEF-ix1qf
    @ABCDEF-ix1qf 8 років тому +59

    If that video has killed trumps chances, he should just go on stage and talk shit, would be great

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb 8 років тому +3

      It's not even a big deal. He said, "I tried to fuck her and couldn't." Which are words that every man has said at least once in their lives. Trump is just a guy like very other guy lol.

    • @AsifIcarebear3
      @AsifIcarebear3 8 років тому +2

      Pres. Comacho I think it's rather the "I could grab her pussy" part, buddy.

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb 8 років тому +2

      AsifIcarebear3
      Ok. Buddy. That still falls under "stupid things that guys say around other guys."

    • @AsifIcarebear3
      @AsifIcarebear3 8 років тому

      Pres. Comacho yup

    • @kelthehunter5639
      @kelthehunter5639 8 років тому +2

      I don't know many guys that joke about sexually assaulting women, and I don't know why you think someone who thinks it's acceptable to sexually assault women should be president, buddy. That's fucking moronic. It doesn't have anything to do with being an SJW, that's just not something you ever say out loud to anyone fucking ever.

  • @jessebrown1996
    @jessebrown1996 8 років тому

    I live out in the middle of nowhere in England and we're still getting clowns.

  • @stevensatanas9406
    @stevensatanas9406 8 років тому +1

    The Whatitdo guy is trying to be Rocky Balboa

  • @mattd5240
    @mattd5240 8 років тому

    Good thing the hurricane is named after me, i will smite Florida for you TJ.

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 8 років тому +5

    Look, I hate to be the voice of reason, but I need to interject here: people, we have nothing to fear from the clowns.
    Mimes, on the other hand...

  • @lancenwokeji6349
    @lancenwokeji6349 8 років тому

    This is what it sounds like, when the manatee cries!
    DORN
    DORN
    DORN

  • @ApocalypticBlades
    @ApocalypticBlades 8 років тому

    seeing brett cry was the most beautiful thing I've seen in months. rarely do I cry from joy

  • @Vandalia1998
    @Vandalia1998 8 років тому +2

    She was Princess Toadstoll and now she is Princess Peach

  • @theapostate2735
    @theapostate2735 4 роки тому +1

    "As for that 12 year old boy, he will be charged as an adult . . . In the state of florida."

  • @BreakMyBenjamin7
    @BreakMyBenjamin7 8 років тому

    1:47:40 A whole minute of blabbering followed by "Just pay your fuckin parking ticket" haha

  • @TOO2150
    @TOO2150 6 років тому +9

    Who else is watching this while Trump is President?

    • @issy4564
      @issy4564 5 років тому +2

      UndeadSamurai01 in hindsight, Scotty’s heckling is so much more hilarious.

  • @blueblazer9991
    @blueblazer9991 8 років тому +3

    Is slander against the deceased illegal in America?
    Because at this point TJ might have a case against Brett

  • @AIRburst95
    @AIRburst95 8 років тому

    That guy who was complaining about the ticket flashed the entire thing at us.
    It had his full name, including the citation reason: DL susp.

  • @Sameji
    @Sameji 8 років тому +4

    Robotnik and Eggman are two different people.

    • @Sameji
      @Sameji 8 років тому

      Read the comics. Robotnik is a relative/alternate Eggman (well the other way around).

    • @Sameji
      @Sameji 8 років тому

      I knew he was some relation. But if the comics aren't canon then I'm wrong I guess.

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 8 років тому

      Sort of like Mr. Mark "Hercule" Satan. Dub Name Changes ain't always bad.

  • @xxxxfatcatxxxx
    @xxxxfatcatxxxx 8 років тому +2

    I have the hissing problem only if i plug my headphones straight into the computer. It's crystal clear with a DAC.

  • @Hopium500
    @Hopium500 8 років тому

    Brett Keanes hair is the product of when you burn cauliflower

  • @Kap3z1
    @Kap3z1 8 років тому +8

    Brett calls himself an ''Atheist Historian Brett Keane'' on his website. In the drama videos page. LoL

  • @wealllive2
    @wealllive2 8 років тому +56

    When will JF come on again?

    • @thepapermakery
      @thepapermakery 8 років тому +1

      Ang Li never hopefully

    • @TylerLange81
      @TylerLange81 8 років тому +9

      +thepapermakery what? Jf is a god

    • @devin7161
      @devin7161 6 років тому +1

      If you only knew, at the time, how jf ended...

  • @WoWKackorot
    @WoWKackorot 8 років тому

    33:43 Cyborg school resource officers were activated. OBJECTIVE: Terminate fun.

  • @DysmasTheGoodThief
    @DysmasTheGoodThief 8 років тому +1

    Paul sounds like a ghoul from fallout when he does that voice

  • @jyw0000
    @jyw0000 8 років тому +96

    When is Kyle Kulinski coming back on?

    • @TheAlmightySmelldoor
      @TheAlmightySmelldoor 8 років тому +23

      +The Zen Master Why? Kyle for the most part is fine.

    • @naqeebali3141
      @naqeebali3141 8 років тому +1

      It's Ana from TYT.

    • @susiefulton8453
      @susiefulton8453 8 років тому +14

      yeah, I would like to see Kyle on more often, maybe they would start actually talking about politics again.

    • @Babyphatluver
      @Babyphatluver 8 років тому

      naqeeb ali definitely not her

    • @tomam1100
      @tomam1100 8 років тому +4

      I think he might be the political analyst

  • @t3hGawd
    @t3hGawd 8 років тому +2

    Make "Manatee Tears" coffee mugs for merch shop.

  • @lindsaybrewer3689
    @lindsaybrewer3689 7 років тому

    "Don't worry--you gonna live, but you gonna wish you was dead" holy shit TJ you had me laughing!

  • @Shniarf
    @Shniarf 7 років тому +3

    shit watching this episode again, iim laughing when they say tjs gunna owe scotty 1000 dollars cuz hillary is gunna win lol

  • @DigitalAshTCG
    @DigitalAshTCG 8 років тому +1

    Great 'sode brah! Most righteous!!
    ...lol

  • @naqeebali3141
    @naqeebali3141 8 років тому +8

    Rename DP to the 'DUDE WEED. LMAO' Podcast.

    • @LAZYB00GiE
      @LAZYB00GiE 8 років тому +7

      ^this comment is not funny on any level

  • @ShinyJules
    @ShinyJules 8 років тому +2

    Mario is definitely under that desk

  • @floyddeservedit8487
    @floyddeservedit8487 8 років тому +29

    WHO IS READY FOR 80,000 SYRIANS ?????

    • @ababababaababbba
      @ababababaababbba 8 років тому

      *500'000

    • @blueblazer9991
      @blueblazer9991 8 років тому +16

      Dude,I live in Germany
      I wish I only had 80 000 syrians

    • @salokin3087
      @salokin3087 8 років тому +17

      Well the Syrians entering America are pretty well vetted. Its very different to the millions in Europe from MENA countries.

    • @salokin3087
      @salokin3087 8 років тому +1

      TheAlmightyJ Fucking finally. Gotta take down egghead

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 8 років тому

      Yeah. 80% of 'syrian refugees' in Europa are not even Syrian.

  • @DeadMarine1980
    @DeadMarine1980 8 років тому

    "This is why you're getting hit by a Hurricane Florida!" AHAHHAHA holy shit that is awesome.

  • @mapagatu
    @mapagatu 8 років тому +4

    It's not fixed. The hiss is still there.

    • @EasilyBoredGamer
      @EasilyBoredGamer 8 років тому

      it's also highly reduced to the point where you only really notice if you're looking for it

    • @mapagatu
      @mapagatu 8 років тому

      The Easily Bored Gamer No. I didn't even remember there was a white noise until I heard it.

    • @EasilyBoredGamer
      @EasilyBoredGamer 8 років тому

      mapagatu it seems more like you just want to complain about non-problems

    • @mapagatu
      @mapagatu 8 років тому

      The Easily Bored Gamer I think audio is a problem because it's actually the main thing in podcasts. Also realize that you are making a problem out of feedback to something that you qualified as a non-problem. Talk about non-problems... the lack of self awareness is strong with this one.

    • @EasilyBoredGamer
      @EasilyBoredGamer 8 років тому

      mapagatu when the audio problem is so small and barely noticable it isn't a problem

  • @rikuown
    @rikuown 8 років тому +5

    Isn't the hiss just caused from the mics being turned up too high?

  • @nomasmedia2053
    @nomasmedia2053 8 років тому +3

    WHAT IT DO PISSANTS?!?!?!

  • @noahleveille366
    @noahleveille366 8 років тому +13

    BRING KYLE ON AGAIN

  • @EpictizeStudios
    @EpictizeStudios 8 років тому

    You guys should buy a volcano vaporizer. You'd have too much fun.

  • @Maxipandah
    @Maxipandah 8 років тому

    Alex Jones -"Ya know, Pink Floyd once said in their song Another Brick in The Wall. 'We don't need no...education. We don't need no...force control.'"

  • @apologist.mp3
    @apologist.mp3 8 років тому

    I'm willing to bet that the "what it do" guy is a juggalo.

  • @KevinStriker
    @KevinStriker 8 років тому +5

    RETURN OF THE LIVING MAN, THE BREATH OF THIS EARTH

  • @elivile.
    @elivile. 8 років тому

    I live in Florida. Rofl. I survived the Hurricane. So, we're good and shit.

  • @supertoaster123
    @supertoaster123 8 років тому +3

    whoever makes the fucking thumbnails does great work they are so funny

  • @runningohfive
    @runningohfive 8 років тому

    Hybrid edibles are pretty good too. Best of both worlds.

  • @wilfordbrimley3319
    @wilfordbrimley3319 8 років тому

    Someone needs to make a mug that says "Manatee Tears" on it now.

  • @toromcjohnson4069
    @toromcjohnson4069 8 років тому +10

    #MakePepeGreatAgain

  • @SoBlurrific
    @SoBlurrific 8 років тому

    that thumbnail... *proceeds to die of laughter

  • @ethorii
    @ethorii 8 років тому +1

    Why would anyone really want to live like these sovereign citizens do? it would be so fucking wild and dangerous out there.

  • @braddahmark1826
    @braddahmark1826 8 років тому +5

    man it does not take much imagination to see Alex Jones as a bald person

    • @turkeyherder9456
      @turkeyherder9456 8 років тому +1

      Mr Gaudy They need to put him in as the villain in the Justice League.

    • @LTfisch
      @LTfisch 8 років тому

      Turkey Herder Justice League is just a globalist scheme designed by Zach Snyder to unleash aquaman and turn the frogs gay.

  • @shaunzy3790
    @shaunzy3790 8 років тому

    I watched that "what it do, what it do" guy part atleast 4 times

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 8 років тому

    36:58 Florida Man's sidekick, Florida Boy

  • @JacksawJack
    @JacksawJack 8 років тому

    Creepy Clowns were never a problem while Harambe was alive.

  • @VaporSulla
    @VaporSulla 8 років тому +3

    A new low for Brett. Bravo sir, you have accomplished the impossible.

  • @ReignOfZero
    @ReignOfZero 8 років тому +1

    I thought Sonic came up with Eggman to tease Dr. Robitnik for being round and bald? It's a dumb name on purpose.

  • @raddudewithagoodtudemydude2026
    @raddudewithagoodtudemydude2026 7 років тому

    Dp isn't two faced. Dp doesn't lie. Dp doesn't set you up. Dp is a friend.

  • @DigitalAshTCG
    @DigitalAshTCG 8 років тому +1

    WHAT IT DO, WHAT IT DO, HOMIE!?!

  • @EbeeDeeby
    @EbeeDeeby 8 років тому

    Glad to have the show back!

  • @nightfury1515
    @nightfury1515 8 років тому

    Paul Robotnik is Eggman's grandfather

  • @carriescarsbrook5902
    @carriescarsbrook5902 8 років тому

    Strains You Love could be like a spoof of the youtube unboxing videos. Set in the large center screen, it could be really low brow. Like if Ren and Stimpy did an unboxing segment. Just really dirty, grotesque and kinda raunchy...that would be hilarious.

  • @elominsha2336
    @elominsha2336 8 років тому

    Scotty is looking more and more like Heath Slater.

  • @QuestionTree
    @QuestionTree 8 років тому +1

    I hope that channel uploads the video of Tommy talking about the channel uploading his videos.

  • @twlight76
    @twlight76 8 років тому

    Best pre-intro of all time

  • @jadevenator5659
    @jadevenator5659 8 років тому

    This is the best DP ever.

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb 8 років тому

    I wish I could forget the All Brett Keane and All Tommy videos so I can watch and enjoy them again.

  • @OwlCatStudios
    @OwlCatStudios 8 років тому +1

    Sometimes I start to feel bad for Brett Keane. But then I remember who he is and the power of the Brett Keane cycle.

  • @RJL738
    @RJL738 8 років тому

    When trump talked about furniture shopping I agree, that was the best part and it sounded like a metaphor for something else.

  • @DigitalAshTCG
    @DigitalAshTCG 8 років тому +1

    I'd like to meet Willie Nelson, i used to smoke all kinds of pan, but then some shit happened, and now I've got PTSD and pan exacerbates my panic attacks, being high is now one long panic attack for the duration of the buzz :(

  • @KapBBit
    @KapBBit 8 років тому +8

    It's quite ironic that America is afraid of clowns, when two of them are running for President.

  • @AugustEmber666
    @AugustEmber666 8 років тому

    The way Trump and Billy Bush talk about women reminded me of Beavis and Butthead.

  • @44435444
    @44435444 7 років тому

    ALEX JONES HAS TO STILL BE HIGH FROM SMOKING WITH WILLIE! Holy shit.

  • @RoyalFlush270
    @RoyalFlush270 8 років тому

    Everyone salutes Justin Keane, John Cena even salutes him

  • @MsTerkup
    @MsTerkup 8 років тому

    Mario is still Jumpman, it became his middle name. (Full name; Mario Jumpman Mario) And Eggman is a nickname, he's still Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

  • @jenniferkah
    @jenniferkah 8 років тому +4

    I guess I'm not sure why this is damning to Trump. Won't the people who love him just love him more or at least the same? And the people who already hate him will still hate him? Or is this more about the undecideds?