Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

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  • @TheOnion
    @TheOnion  28 днів тому +2571

    Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become a member and get the paper here: bit.ly/40sNBKU

    • @garyquack19
      @garyquack19 28 днів тому +30

      That was really well done. A lot of humour in that clip. Bravo.

    • @DanielKolbin
      @DanielKolbin 28 днів тому

      moment

    • @jimwong1380
      @jimwong1380 28 днів тому +14

      You guys were spittin' facts like a minigun. Every part of the video is anchored in truth, even the "source" which I hope can be unlocked with a quantum computer in the next 300 years. Particularly the brain part was just masterful, my eyes lit up and I shot straight to google scholar because I remembered the brain thing is actually real. I always believed the best satire is tress of humour rooted in a soil of facts. By far the best onion video i've ever watched, because how immensely thought provoking and relatable it is 🤗

    • @Myfreetherapy
      @Myfreetherapy 28 днів тому +6

      This comment made me subscribe and I've been a fan for 15 years. Great job guys.

    • @sexytechreviews_
      @sexytechreviews_ 28 днів тому

      Watch The Onion's "Future News From The Year 2137." Gallows humor to the extreme. They do predict it all.

  • @CommanderSteelTrap
    @CommanderSteelTrap 28 днів тому +16065

    I’m pretty sure this is literally the first time I’ve ever been recommended an Onion video that wasn’t like a decade old.

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 27 днів тому +80

      same

    • @QuincyConscience
      @QuincyConscience 27 днів тому +634

      They got bought out and one of the new things their ownership is doing is restarting their video stuff. Excited to see more!

    • @James-uw2xh
      @James-uw2xh 27 днів тому +8

      Same

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 27 днів тому +55

      Lol. Same. I thought they died 15 years ago.

    • @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow
      @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow 27 днів тому +90

      Honestly though this kinda feels like something they would put out 15 years ago. I love it

  • @nomore2863
    @nomore2863 28 днів тому +25750

    "No, because I am scared." 😂😂😂

    • @Khetan77
      @Khetan77 28 днів тому +279

      Sounds like propaganda to me

    • @release858
      @release858 28 днів тому +187

      This fuckin' kills me HAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣

    • @kyle9401
      @kyle9401 28 днів тому +29

      So good

    • @BRICKOMEDIA
      @BRICKOMEDIA 28 днів тому +28

      Lmao real

    • @stocksxbondage
      @stocksxbondage 28 днів тому +50

      The algorithm is finally starting to get me.

  • @dudeman659
    @dudeman659 28 днів тому +8806

    Incredible level of detail. This is exactly the type of high quality, invasive journalism I expect from ONN

    • @nataliezementbeisser1492
      @nataliezementbeisser1492 28 днів тому

      they did not check the buttcrack of this gentleman swing voter

    • @GuidelinesViolator
      @GuidelinesViolator 28 днів тому +11

      trumpy stans are gonna get upset

    • @Lemonator321
      @Lemonator321 28 днів тому +83

      Emphasis on invasive

    • @earlysda
      @earlysda 28 днів тому +8

      Vote to protect the babies in the womb!

    • @apexalaska
      @apexalaska 28 днів тому +20

      ​@GuidelinesViolator Why? It was hilarious. Or are you trying to say that only Trump supporters care about privacy? Your comment makes no sense.

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials 27 днів тому +2140

    Most media won’t give you this level of detail. Thank you Onion for unbiased reporting!

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno 21 день тому +11

      Really appreciate the professionalism. No opinions, loaded language, just hard facts.

    • @michaeltyler7707
      @michaeltyler7707 16 днів тому +7

      It’s refreshing to see a news network that not only excels at precise detailed analysis, but also ensures an unfettered view of big picture reality.

    • @Draelyn
      @Draelyn 15 днів тому +3

      unbiased and biopsied reporting

  • @sillycatsruntheworld
    @sillycatsruntheworld 28 днів тому +13957

    "Can we zoom in further than that"
    "No"
    "Why"
    "Because im scared"

  • @godzillaridergamer7595
    @godzillaridergamer7595 28 днів тому +14706

    they went and not only doxxed him, but doxxed his thoughts, lifestyle, health, tumor, lungs, ribcage, vascular system, heart, DNA, and source, what did this guy do 😭

    • @biqbagel
      @biqbagel 28 днів тому +254

      twitter leftists be like

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag 28 днів тому +836

      @@biqbagel the entirety of twitter be like:
      (seriously I haven’t seen a sane person on that website in years)

    • @matthewe3813
      @matthewe3813 28 днів тому +329

      Maybe he didn't know about the tumor, and is now learning about it on TV. Could've saved his life ngl

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm 28 днів тому +441

      @@biqbagelFor every twitter “leftist”, there is literally 100 far right dudes 💀

    • @howardmckenna
      @howardmckenna 28 днів тому +79

      He remained "undecided"!

  • @SpocksCat
    @SpocksCat 28 днів тому +10777

    I clicked on this without realizing it was The Onion, and I was thinking, "Wow, they really are getting obsessive over these swing states."

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 28 днів тому +540

      They actually do get weird about swing states though lol

    • @765infinity
      @765infinity 28 днів тому +204

      ​@zerotodona1495 I know right, how many times with touch screen tvs can you look at how in one of 2 ways 7 states can go? There's a finite number of combinations, and they go into do much detail that the onion is only barely exaggerating how much they zoom in to examine even the slightest movement

    • @Professicchio
      @Professicchio 28 днів тому +99

      Wait about 24 hours and see if this still looks like satire....

    • @FacePlant1324
      @FacePlant1324 28 днів тому +26

      It is a whole new level of obsessive. They going to have to come up with a new word for it

    • @Spiral.Dynamics
      @Spiral.Dynamics 28 днів тому +12

      Omg!! I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!

  • @JohnDoe-kp5dm
    @JohnDoe-kp5dm 27 днів тому +708

    They STILL got it. The literal best satire ever created

    • @DirtyLifeLove
      @DirtyLifeLove 22 дні тому +1

      Beautiful!!

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 19 днів тому +4

      Babylon Bee is better

    • @stevenrn6640
      @stevenrn6640 18 днів тому +2

      15 years ago. Yes. Now? It’s pretty stale though this one was good.

    • @JohnDoe-kp5dm
      @JohnDoe-kp5dm 16 днів тому +1

      @stevenrn6640 that's the hype. They've *been* stale for 15 years and as of late they started doing the high effort news casting again.

    • @aidankhan6194
      @aidankhan6194 16 днів тому

      ​@@JohnDoe-kp5dmwell you gotta wait and see. The old guard is probably mostly gone.
      Until there's a decent repertoire, Babylon Bee still holds the crown.

  • @nocturnemusique
    @nocturnemusique 29 днів тому +36017

    We are so fucking back

  • @Jogwheel
    @Jogwheel 28 днів тому +3152

    I love how comically large the "TV" is. Watching Jason literally hop to tap the top is great.

    • @mattieh8251
      @mattieh8251 27 днів тому +19

      a jogwheel comment on a new onion video? welcome back 2011!

    • @thezestypatriot8513
      @thezestypatriot8513 26 днів тому +14

      is it a good idea to microwave the polls?

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 21 день тому +1

      I was thinking that. Im like damn that is a huge screen.

    • @IgnatRemizov
      @IgnatRemizov 20 днів тому

      Hit comment from Jon Jogwheel

  • @razing303
    @razing303 28 днів тому +13323

    This right here is peak 2010 onion

    • @nebaka12
      @nebaka12 28 днів тому +217

      they don't make humor like this anymore smh my head

    • @Carmerops
      @Carmerops 28 днів тому +309

      ​They do, this is a prime example.

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 28 днів тому +458

      “They don’t make humor like this anymore”
      -man on a video of them making news link this anymore

    • @gustavolopes5094
      @gustavolopes5094 28 днів тому +26

      Copeland even came back!

    • @davidletarte214
      @davidletarte214 28 днів тому +38

      @@nebaka12 they literally just made it though...

  • @wazzy87
    @wazzy87 22 дні тому +47

    “Because I’m scared” finally a news team not afraid to tell the truth. Thanks 🙏 Onion News Team

  • @andrewp.9942
    @andrewp.9942 28 днів тому +6700

    I love the fact they ignore the tumor

    •  28 днів тому +915

      No, there was a healthcare footnote. 😂

    • @jonathankkennedy
      @jonathankkennedy 28 днів тому +583

      Yeah, healthcare is gonna be a major player this election

    • @emumeister1400
      @emumeister1400 28 днів тому +18

      @@jonathankkennedy looks like it wasnt

    • @epikmanthe3rd
      @epikmanthe3rd 28 днів тому +117

      Fun fact: heart cancer is really really REALLY fuckin' rare.
      Like, 1 in 100,000 people for tumors rare.

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 28 днів тому +6

      What tumor?

  • @seanzibonanzi64
    @seanzibonanzi64 28 днів тому +3112

    This is such great coverage. Other networks will talk about what's on our minds on election day but never what's in them. This molecular polling really sets The Onion apart.

    • @skoc6227
      @skoc6227 28 днів тому +76

      Molecular polling 😂😂😂

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 28 днів тому +20

      It's awesome, 1984's big brother is finally surpassed by deepest brother.

    • @Kieran.percussion
      @Kieran.percussion 28 днів тому +22

      every other election coverage tries to predict, onion genetically determines

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 28 днів тому +10

      I respect the Onion for going down the level of the “source” but no further for obviously dangerous and terrifying reasons. They’re the people who push past the barriers of traditional and stale reporting into something new and refreshing.

    • @kelownatechkid
      @kelownatechkid 28 днів тому +8

      They went directly to the source, but no further.

  •  28 днів тому +5628

    "Full on damage control after footage leaked of the candidate being extremely rude." That last joke killed me 😂

    • @Anurania
      @Anurania 28 днів тому +19

      I don't understand it.

    • @ThomasWinget
      @ThomasWinget 28 днів тому +979

      @@Anurania Imagine Trump or his campaign being held to anything resembling a standard of decorum such that "being extremely rude" would require damage control. Now use your one wish (wasted mine on food) to move us all to that timeline please.

    • @coolnewpants
      @coolnewpants 28 днів тому

      @@Anurania Trump is constantly being extremely rude and the campaign doesn't even blink an eye. The joke is that Trump being extremely rude would not prompt any sort of damage control from his campaign, nevermind a "full on" response.

    • @Dasycottus
      @Dasycottus 28 днів тому +289

      Honestly I expected them to say "after footage leaked of the candidate exhibiting basic human empathy"

    • @DisorderedArray
      @DisorderedArray 28 днів тому +161

      @@Dasycottus Even the Onion has to make some of it believable I guess...

  • @TanguDisen
    @TanguDisen 27 днів тому +112

    This coverage is excellent. On election day, other networks will discuss our thoughts, but never their own. The Onion stands out thanks to this molecular polling.

  • @CuriousCauliflowerX
    @CuriousCauliflowerX 28 днів тому +1892

    This one is going to be timeless.

    • @denisia1111
      @denisia1111 28 днів тому +9

      Just curious, why the broccoli 🥦

    • @JRAnalyzes
      @JRAnalyzes 28 днів тому +45

      @@denisia1111 Don't be silly, that's a green cauliflower.

    • @BigBoyJay_69
      @BigBoyJay_69 28 днів тому +21

      But ultimately, meaningless in the vast expanse of the universe...

    • @denisia1111
      @denisia1111 28 днів тому +4

      @@JRAnalyzes No Sir that would be a juvenile cauliflower when the icon is clearly a full on adult broccoli. The Curious will remain mysterious.

    • @ThomasWinget
      @ThomasWinget 28 днів тому

      @@JRAnalyzes nah, just a close-up of a haircut.

  • @WeedsterDuck
    @WeedsterDuck 28 днів тому +2299

    I’m one of the lucky few who didn’t know this was a parody channel. At first I was like, “Wow, this new’s channel is surprisingly entertaining…” and then that mf started zooming in and didn’t stop.😂

    • @cjimmersive6955
      @cjimmersive6955 27 днів тому +178

      The first time I picked up The Onion newspaper (yes, it used to be in print) circa 2003-4, I didn’t realize it was a parody until well into the first article!

    • @Xaviersclips
      @Xaviersclips 27 днів тому +111

      Same here, at first I thought it was legit news then I see this man’s internal organs like wtf is this

    • @ReadyToHarvest
      @ReadyToHarvest 27 днів тому

      @@cjimmersive6955 I read the print edition a few times. They used to have fake ledes on the front page and the page numbers they pointed to didn't even exist!

    • @mackaytim
      @mackaytim 27 днів тому +50

      Same here. It was embedded in a Reddit post in low quality so the logo was blurry and I just assumed it was CNN.

    • @OldSlabSides
      @OldSlabSides 27 днів тому +26

      @@cjimmersive6955hey it’s back in print by the way

  • @Sykroid
    @Sykroid 28 днів тому +3837

    I cant tell you how disturbing it is to see an Onion video zoom in to where you live. I literally live in Millcreek. This feels like one of those memes where your family is trying to tell you that you've been in a coma and to wake up.

    • @spacewhalemilk
      @spacewhalemilk 28 днів тому +379

      As a SENTIENT PERSON THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T A CONSTRUCT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, I can tell you existence is not exclusive to you. You do not need to think such thoughts.

    • @strawpiglet
      @strawpiglet 28 днів тому +267

      We’ve been watching you guys very closely.

    • @SpacebarAmpersand
      @SpacebarAmpersand 28 днів тому +126

      How Erie

    • @nightflame389
      @nightflame389 28 днів тому +118

      If you know Nick, could you tell him to vote whoever you don't want to win?

    • @anne.andromeda
      @anne.andromeda 28 днів тому +52

      How do you think that guy in a video felt, watching his bedroom

  • @KnucklesGameplays
    @KnucklesGameplays 27 днів тому +51

    Bro got 150% doxxed to the point where they revealed his fricking brain.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 28 днів тому +2470

    I'm tearing up. The Onion is back!
    Welcome home!
    This was brilliantly written and executed! Kudos!

  • @BigBoyJay_69
    @BigBoyJay_69 28 днів тому +2535

    Did The Onion get some new funding!?!? Is The Onion back? I loved this video. Keep them coming

    • @GayleHarrahs
      @GayleHarrahs 28 днів тому +272

      Yeah, it was sold to new owners earlier in the year.

    • @Magic_beans_
      @Magic_beans_ 28 днів тому +368

      New ownership as of April 2024. They’re shifting away from the usual news-blog model of hosting scummy clickbait ads and instead adopting an optional-subscription model.

    • @ryuuguu01
      @ryuuguu01 28 днів тому +181

      @@Magic_beans_ Ah. So they're still in the burning capital to build a customer base phase.

    • @ColdRunnerGWN
      @ColdRunnerGWN 28 днів тому +122

      @@ryuuguu01 - I hope they get past it. I missed this Onion.

    • @Magic_beans_
      @Magic_beans_ 28 днів тому

      @@ryuuguu01 Probably, yeah, an infusion of funding to build hype for the subscription model. I wouldn’t be surprised if after the election they slim it down a bit.
      That said, the new owners have said they’re fans of the site. They’re also a single-purpose company as opposed to a conglomerate.

  • @ZeroG_Bandit
    @ZeroG_Bandit 28 днів тому +5258

    Voted for Hilary in 2016, Trump in 2020... What a psychopath.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 28 днів тому +395

      yes that ideology makes no sense

    • @matthewgoetter3127
      @matthewgoetter3127 28 днів тому +27

      None

    • @josue.ortega
      @josue.ortega 28 днів тому +734

      And will write in Biden in 2024

    • @jaybirdjargon
      @jaybirdjargon 28 днів тому +74

      Given this is an Erieite? doesn't surprise me. We can be stupid and fickle as a collective.

    • @yeethappymeta
      @yeethappymeta 28 днів тому +256

      if his current trend continues, the candidate he votes for this year will lose

  • @realhillkell
    @realhillkell 28 днів тому +1106

    "Past the tumor" 😭😭😭

    • @MrZega000
      @MrZega000 28 днів тому +28

      That was my favorite part, I love the delivery.

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 28 днів тому +11

      That part killed me 💀

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 28 днів тому +3

      ​@@MrZega000💀

    • @jamesjustice21
      @jamesjustice21 28 днів тому +40

      Health care going to be really important this election

    • @wyldhowl2821
      @wyldhowl2821 28 днів тому +8

      😰 I was not expecting a hit of PTSD to go with my comedic dopamine.

  • @gymnast-girl-365
    @gymnast-girl-365 28 днів тому +1424

    Woke up, saw The Onion posted, watched my hometown AND township get mentioned

    • @MrC0MPUT3R
      @MrC0MPUT3R 28 днів тому

      Might wanna get that tumor checked

    • @Craig-l5r
      @Craig-l5r 28 днів тому +356

      If you know nick, make sure he votes, if he doesn't we may collapse into a singularity.

    • @RecycledOJ
      @RecycledOJ 28 днів тому +255

      @@Craig-l5r Also, make sure he gets his heart checked out.

    • @avasdv
      @avasdv 28 днів тому +34

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not actually out to get you

    • @robison87
      @robison87 28 днів тому +14

      I want to know if that address really exists lol

  • @michelndjock
    @michelndjock 28 днів тому +727

    As a 3D digital artist I have to say, that 3D animation is actually amazing.

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes 28 днів тому +12

      It looks like they took a guy straight out of The Sims though

    • @shesh2265
      @shesh2265 28 днів тому +7

      @@TheCJRhodes more like garrys mod

    • @etzabo
      @etzabo 28 днів тому +39

      Yeah I wasn’t impressed by the models; mostly just how well the entire thing is put together. They really had to work to get the map looking clean, and they used so many auxiliary models for the inside of the guy’s body.

    • @RammingSpeed-lk8kk
      @RammingSpeed-lk8kk 28 днів тому +1

      I didn't ask for your life story!..geez!!...

    • @youtubedj9298
      @youtubedj9298 28 днів тому +27

      1:16 I really enjoy the fleshy sounds as the sections fly apart.

  • @ZacharyMoore-cr7ww
    @ZacharyMoore-cr7ww 28 днів тому +907

    "That is a big map" best way to respond to the depressing tone lol

    • @XGD5layer
      @XGD5layer 28 днів тому +3

      Could be taken as cheery, too.

    • @Michael-uc2pn
      @Michael-uc2pn 28 днів тому +32

      Nihilism is a good servant and a poor master.
      No I will not elaborate further. Because I'm scared.

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 28 днів тому

      Maybe if they zoom out far enough they can figure out those cosmological problems that are puzzling physicists - the ones that Sabine H. (can't spell her last name) is always talking about. I can't keep it all straight and I don't understand any of it (the "dark matter" and what not).

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 28 днів тому

      ​@@Michael-uc2pn Just ask your mom.

    • @aniquee8281
      @aniquee8281 28 днів тому

      @@Michael-uc2pnwait please elaborate, I’m curious

  • @HarryisI
    @HarryisI 28 днів тому +1304

    It's good seeing Mr. Copeland back. I know some people were saying 10 years was far too lenient but he's paid his debt to society and we should all just move on from the unpleasantness

    • @nirvanaheights
      @nirvanaheights 28 днів тому +16

      ? what happened

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 28 днів тому +180

      @@nirvanaheightsNothing important. We’ve all been locked up for 10 years. People are blowing it out of proportion.

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp 28 днів тому +187

      @@nirvanaheights he was an accomplice to the Clifford Banes incident, lets just leave it at that

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 28 днів тому +68

      @@nirvanaheights Try to look forward, not backwards.

    • @mrobject9113
      @mrobject9113 28 днів тому +49

      @@D2attemp Ah yes, the famous clock tower incident.

  • @sibyl4398
    @sibyl4398 28 днів тому +410

    I live in Erie county and grew up in Millcreek township, I never imagined we would be in an onion video, I’m honored 🫡

    • @kelownatechkid
      @kelownatechkid 28 днів тому +2

      Why is the district so weirdly shaped?? gerrymandering or a legit reason?

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 28 днів тому +24

      @@kelownatechkid It's a peninsula.

    • @venkkooo
      @venkkooo 27 днів тому

      ​@@kelownatechkidlol

    • @NLite486
      @NLite486 27 днів тому +21

      bro MIGHT be nick camden

    • @spencehead87
      @spencehead87 27 днів тому +1

      Fellow Erie-ite here. Cheers!

  • @GavinusMaximusMaster
    @GavinusMaximusMaster 27 днів тому +24

    It literally gives me hope for America that this was trending on UA-cam instead of actual politics

    • @cchoi108
      @cchoi108 26 днів тому +1

      😂🎉❤ Right on

  • @shaboopie12
    @shaboopie12 28 днів тому +653

    Finally real polling results.

    • @ross5839
      @ross5839 28 днів тому +6

      Down to the quantum level and then out to the cosmic perspective.😮😅 classic Onion real time reporting

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 28 днів тому +542

    This is the only news channel that I trust to give me a precise weather forecast localized entirely within my house.

    • @baylienixon6919
      @baylienixon6919 28 днів тому +77

      Is an aurora borealis localized entirely within your kitchen?

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 28 днів тому +48

      May I see it?

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 28 днів тому +35

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep No

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 28 днів тому +9

      They understand voters on a fundemental level.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 28 днів тому +14

      ​@@TheJadeFistWell TheJadeFist, you are an odd fellow, but I must say. You steam a good poll

  • @georgybest5135
    @georgybest5135 28 днів тому +480

    1:18 that little jump was cherry on top! Geniusssss

    • @peterkerj7357
      @peterkerj7357 28 днів тому +16

      It really was. Details like that make such a difference.

    • @GiuseppeSan
      @GiuseppeSan 28 днів тому +7

      Dude, so good

  • @silverbullet11202
    @silverbullet11202 26 днів тому +30

    The Onion, after being catatonic for over a decade:

  • @christopherwelch136
    @christopherwelch136 28 днів тому +370

    “Past the tumour..”. Priceless.

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 28 днів тому +16

      The healthcare won't be

    • @bluegamer07
      @bluegamer07 28 днів тому +1

      found the british

  • @genericallyentertaining
    @genericallyentertaining 28 днів тому +707

    Now this is peak Onion.

    • @AnodUmach
      @AnodUmach 28 днів тому +15

      Hey arent you the guy that does

    • @jumpehumpe
      @jumpehumpe 28 днів тому +10

      Oh my god its the guy that does

    • @Tetrik82
      @Tetrik82 28 днів тому +6

      Something about this guy's entertainment seems pretty generic but I can't quite place it

    • @antediluviano7891
      @antediluviano7891 28 днів тому +3

      i remember you! you are the one that does

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 28 днів тому +3

      The does that guy has up showed

  • @TheHyperTank
    @TheHyperTank 29 днів тому +1714

    the only news i trust

    • @csmlouis
      @csmlouis 28 днів тому +38

      It's news without mercy.

    • @thetvbaby83
      @thetvbaby83 28 днів тому +6

      Abso F'n lutely!!!

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 28 днів тому +5

      The only news that dives a closer look than any other news channel smh. Thank god we have Big Onion fighting against Big Media on our side

    • @avasdv
      @avasdv 28 днів тому +1

      Hey me too. Today now is my fav

  • @miscellaneousstuff2901
    @miscellaneousstuff2901 28 днів тому +207

    Kudos to the graphics people on that zooming, and on the anatomical references. I appreciated this spoof on so many levels.

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 28 днів тому +2

      The animation looks like it costs 80 billion dollars (slightly exaggerating). Top production values.

  • @youngPC
    @youngPC 28 днів тому +173

    As soon as he started zooming into the county, I knew where this was going. I did not expect to have an existential crisis towards the end.

  • @cricket-lt8nc
    @cricket-lt8nc 28 днів тому +248

    Imagine the guy finding out he has a tumor on his heart by watching this. 💀

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 28 днів тому

      Unfortunately , neither side wants universal health care unless you're an illegal or Israel

  • @liamferguson4145
    @liamferguson4145 28 днів тому +574

    Holy shit, Jason Copeland’s still alive?

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 28 днів тому +45

      WE'RE BACK

    • @RawRaio
      @RawRaio 28 днів тому +48

      He survived the Tea Party, but Andrea did not.

    • @yannislafond-bensot9901
      @yannislafond-bensot9901 28 днів тому +40

      Andrea Bennett is still stuck in the election bunker

    • @JLCreativeProductions
      @JLCreativeProductions 28 днів тому +7

      ​​@@yannislafond-bensot9901Last I seen she was working at KRON 4 TV in San Francisco, I do hope they can bring her and some of the old cast back.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 28 днів тому +1

      that correspondent just wanted to be the one to reveal jason's cancer because jason tripped him at lunch one time in middle school

  • @abby-ze6mz
    @abby-ze6mz 28 днів тому +175

    That was really an in-depth look. I have never seen such an in-depth look at a voter.

  • @Fauna_CR
    @Fauna_CR 28 днів тому +149

    Oh dang it's Jason!! Hell yeah, he's my favorite political analyst!!!

  • @SvoenDiccr
    @SvoenDiccr 27 днів тому +45

    I clicked because I believed it was just an old video that appeared on my feed, but when I saw that it had been published just hours earlier, I started crying.

  • @TaylorTrask
    @TaylorTrask 28 днів тому +197

    One of the BEST Onion bits in years. Well done, everyone.

    • @alexgrissom3513
      @alexgrissom3513 28 днів тому +2

      Well it’s also one of the only. Lol

    • @anonymousperson6119
      @anonymousperson6119 28 днів тому

      @@alexgrissom3513nah they post all the time now but it’s been like a different channel entirely. Their hyper-partisanship is getting in the way of their creativity. How many jokes about Trump being racist or sexist can you write? Even for ppl who hate Trump’s guts that gets old

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 28 днів тому

      @@anonymousperson6119his guts I have no problem with, but that heart…

  • @madhatter113
    @madhatter113 28 днів тому +605

    Please bring back the debate.. 'In the Know'!

    • @julianvickers
      @julianvickers 28 днів тому +29

      Great to see Jason Copeland back

    • @madhatter113
      @madhatter113 28 днів тому +50

      @julianvickers i want to know what's Cliffard Bane is up to these days. Hope he still managing to survive all his adventures 🙏🏼

    • @lisakassandra4222
      @lisakassandra4222 28 днів тому +39

      "Filling in for Clifford Baynes, who is currently catching up on fourteen years of popculture he missed out on while stranded on an island in the Indo-Pacific."

    • @Apocalypse2000
      @Apocalypse2000 28 днів тому +11

      Jesus, "in the Known" was liquid gold dripping from UA-cam

    • @Markadown
      @Markadown 28 днів тому

      "But I don't need a dead baby" - Nancy

  • @commandershepard9920
    @commandershepard9920 28 днів тому +386

    The chemist in me was expecting him to immediately zoom straight to subatomic particles.

    • @acidmana6141
      @acidmana6141 28 днів тому +41

      the physicist in me was expecting him to zoom on his fundamental strings

    • @anthonyshen6722
      @anthonyshen6722 28 днів тому +3

      that's just a theory tho

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 28 днів тому +34

      They went beyond all that to the "source"

    • @radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9
      @radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9 28 днів тому

      @@jjs8426and they could of gone deeper!

    • @Auroth_DI
      @Auroth_DI 28 днів тому +4

      As a violinist I expected them to focus more on string theory
      Edit: Oh this was kinda the same joke allready pulled by acidmana… sorry lol

  • @CioerKieov
    @CioerKieov 27 днів тому +16

    For thirty seconds, this was horrifying for a Millcreek Township resident.

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 27 днів тому

      Lol. Damn straight.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 28 днів тому +145

    Jason Copeland is back! I remember his coverage of the 2012 election fondly: when he reported on Rodney 2012s cartoon parrot mascot to court the Latino vote, when he reported that social media has made every presidential candidate for the 2040 election unelectable! And when he famously called the “White hot sphere of rage” ticket for the republicans in 2016! It’s great to see him back in the newsroom!

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 28 днів тому +163

    This is so brilliant

  • @onearmedbandit84
    @onearmedbandit84 28 днів тому +94

    The little awkward hop he had to do to zoom in on the brain has me in stitches.

  • @PiffPeterson
    @PiffPeterson 28 днів тому +335

    Jason could’ve zoomed in further than that… COWARD 🤬

    • @2beJT
      @2beJT 28 днів тому +16

      shoulda gone right to the edge after getting psyched up only to chicken out. Maybe next election

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 28 днів тому

      TBF, scientists have determined that all of the pertinent information regarding the source is present in the rings and how they move. Zooming in further is *just* dangerous, it doesn't actually tell you anything.
      2bil dollars of equipment ruined for nothing...

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 28 днів тому

      Jason is withholding the truth from us.
      Jason is the enemy!!😡

  • @rooneydawson8231
    @rooneydawson8231 28 днів тому +38

    As a citizen of millcreek township, this was terrifying for 30 seconds

  • @TARDISTunnel
    @TARDISTunnel 28 днів тому +125

    YEAHHHH JASON COPELAND IS BACK!

    • @thegoat5141
      @thegoat5141 28 днів тому +5

      Hopefully Clifford Banes comes back too

  • @benediktjostingmeier2223
    @benediktjostingmeier2223 26 днів тому +6

    Yes the onion is finally making a comeback thank god

  • @endunry
    @endunry 28 днів тому +66

    This will be a banger every 4 years

  • @erikhernandez4812
    @erikhernandez4812 28 днів тому +95

    You know what, this is the best I’ve seen from The Onion in a good long time. Did not foresee the ONN UA-cam making a big comeback but you might really pull this off.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 28 днів тому +138

    Even after the election over I hope we keep getting Onion videos. Funniest thing I see all day.

    • @Tintelinus
      @Tintelinus 28 днів тому +11

      The one good thing about Trump winning is that they will have A LOT of material.

    • @user-em6ie2be7x
      @user-em6ie2be7x 28 днів тому +5

      ​@@TintelinusExpect it feels like we all age 10 Years for every year he was President.

    • @rustycherkas8229
      @rustycherkas8229 28 днів тому

      Wanna earn some extra cash?
      Start a pool in your office as to when the Harris/Walz honeymoon will end.
      I'm optimistic that they'll defeat the pumpkin and his vacuous bearded sidekick, but reality is reality...
      You can't please all the people all the time...

  • @rufusroundy5796
    @rufusroundy5796 28 днів тому +77

    Another daily helping of eyewatering truth. Thank you, The Onion

  • @russiancamel3365
    @russiancamel3365 28 днів тому +56

    I needed this spiritually

  • @davidqharmon7311
    @davidqharmon7311 28 днів тому +32

    Clicked because I thought it was just an old video that popped up in my feed, started tearing up when I realized this was published a few hours ago.

  • @shrekgamer4199
    @shrekgamer4199 26 днів тому +6

    This is next level peak comedy right here 😂😂😂

  • @timothynelson6918
    @timothynelson6918 28 днів тому +86

    Freaking hilarious!!! I love his jumping to reach the high spots on the board.

  • @vaevobis3589
    @vaevobis3589 28 днів тому +65

    Best electoral vote touch screen map zooming I've ever seen. Take that, mainstream media.

  • @Armadill0h
    @Armadill0h 28 днів тому +61

    Hilarious and existential. Thanks ONN.

  • @1samc
    @1samc 27 днів тому +9

    oh how that map has aged…in less than a day…you “inadvertently” predicted it
    on another note, the production quality and content is first class-u guys deserve an oscar

  • @MidNightMagician
    @MidNightMagician 28 днів тому +44

    This is somehow both what I expected when I clicked on this video and also an absolutely insane surprise

  • @vorrrgy1966
    @vorrrgy1966 28 днів тому +84

    No way Jason Copeland is back

  • @FancyCapitalist
    @FancyCapitalist 28 днів тому +37

    Whoever wrote this, make them write future ones

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 28 днів тому +8

      Don’t worry! They’re way ahead of you.
      The writer’s chair has straps.

    • @ZanderX10
      @ZanderX10 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@SigFigNewton Unfortunately, it also had electricity. That mistake won't happen twice!

  • @vauths8204
    @vauths8204 19 днів тому +2

    Informative as always

  • @HingleMcCringle35
    @HingleMcCringle35 28 днів тому +35

    I knew it was coming, but when he zoomed into the bedroom I almost died 😂

  • @storm000
    @storm000 28 днів тому +34

    This is peak. Thank you, Onion.

  • @carlinggreen7679
    @carlinggreen7679 28 днів тому +32

    hell yeah. keep peelin' it.

  • @peterlindqvist9789
    @peterlindqvist9789 24 дні тому +4

    wow - I have a new favorit US-based news network - ONN. Thanks for restoring my faith in the American people/intellect/satire/comedy..

  • @sylvie_lynn
    @sylvie_lynn 28 днів тому +22

    I lend my voice to the chorus of “welcome back Jason copeland”! I’ve missed you 😊

  • @something1600
    @something1600 28 днів тому +84

    Jason has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jamsheeddevotee7588
    @jamsheeddevotee7588 28 днів тому +28

    I'm so glad y'all are making videos again

  • @CosmicTuxedo
    @CosmicTuxedo 27 днів тому +7

    "Past the tumor" is wild. 😂

  • @user-rg1lx8yt6g
    @user-rg1lx8yt6g 28 днів тому +30

    This has made it easier to me on making a decision, very informative thank you ONN

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 28 днів тому +37

    See, graphics designers? You don’t need to be flat to be modern! This looks great!

    • @AceHuman
      @AceHuman 28 днів тому +3

      Exactly!!!!

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 28 днів тому +2

      I am not a graphic designer but I will take your words in support as an IBTC member.

    • @plwadodveeefdv
      @plwadodveeefdv 28 днів тому

      @@KasumiRINA according to certain members of a demographic with an intense interest in Japanese entertainment, I've heard it said that flat is, in fact, justice

  • @Fellolkek
    @Fellolkek 28 днів тому +13

    You guys have outdone yourselves. Best one yet!

  • @ramyac9334
    @ramyac9334 27 днів тому +2

    Great video! Really enjoyed it.

  • @RonaldMcJuicy
    @RonaldMcJuicy 28 днів тому +105

    you love to see the return of Jason.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 28 днів тому +8

      Can’t wait for Clifford Banes to finally come back

    • @Qazwsxedc165
      @Qazwsxedc165 28 днів тому +3

      ​@@warlordofbritanniaOr Julliana Mcanis filling in for Cliford Banes, who messed with the wrong people and got involved in some serious shit.

    • @sm_liam5279
      @sm_liam5279 28 днів тому +1

      just waiting for today now to come back now, im sure jim haggerty has recovered by now 🙏🙏

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 28 днів тому

      I'm still waiting for the Jedi myself.

  • @Escapism-wc9gc
    @Escapism-wc9gc 28 днів тому +16

    This is awesome welcome back the Onion !!!

  • @guy1ncognit0
    @guy1ncognit0 28 днів тому +26

    This is classic onion "Ninja Parade" levels of hilarious and just what I needed thank you ONN!

  • @deathhog
    @deathhog 25 днів тому +13

    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm scared"
    Good god, it's such a good reason though.

  • @sir_captainmorgan
    @sir_captainmorgan 28 днів тому +17

    Thank you Jason

  • @suitcaseofsmarts
    @suitcaseofsmarts 28 днів тому +39

    "its got the lungs"

  • @Wells13555
    @Wells13555 28 днів тому +15

    JASON COPELAND RETURNS!

  • @khantagious
    @khantagious 18 днів тому +1

    this was gold. welcome back onion. fighting the good fight with infowars.

  • @professional.commentator
    @professional.commentator 28 днів тому +10

    I didn't expect him to zoom in on the body! Then the freaking cells! 😂

  • @bandgeekdad5825
    @bandgeekdad5825 28 днів тому +23

    So, SO glad to see Jason Copeland back!!

  • @zd308
    @zd308 28 днів тому +19

    Good to see you Jason! Welcome back 😃

  • @MacroAggressor
    @MacroAggressor 22 дні тому +2

    Man, The Onion has been having its lunch eaten by Babylon Bee for years now, but this one was actually pretty good.

  • @upsidedownbagofflour697
    @upsidedownbagofflour697 28 днів тому +12

    The ONN has been back for a little while now, but this is the first video that has my respect. Keep growing and improving!

  • @RamseyAlaqel
    @RamseyAlaqel 28 днів тому +1003

    I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My wife and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on my pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month.

    • @SallyMeyerz
      @SallyMeyerz 28 днів тому +2

      I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Abby Joseph Cohen. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

    • @JobanyMilito
      @JobanyMilito 28 днів тому

      How can i reach this Abby Joseph Cohen, if you don't mind me asking? I've known her by her reputation at Goldman Sachs

    • @RamseyAlaqel
      @RamseyAlaqel 28 днів тому +5

      ​@@JobanyMilitoWell her name is 'ABBY JOSEPH COHEN SERVICES'. Just research the name. You'd find necessary details to set up an appointment.

    • @LaillaBelgrade
      @LaillaBelgrade 28 днів тому +3

      Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's

    • @LaillaBelgrade
      @LaillaBelgrade 28 днів тому +2

      The very first time we tried, we invested $7000 and after a week, we received $9500. That really helped us a lot to pay up our bills.

  • @hallowella
    @hallowella 28 днів тому +11

    Absolutely amazing breakdown by ONN

  • @BrownTrout1238
    @BrownTrout1238 25 днів тому +4

    The jump killed.

  • @1stDarknight
    @1stDarknight 28 днів тому +11

    I think I just witnessed the first ever hyper-doxxing.